Full Of It (2007)

2007 yapımı gençlik komedisi "Full of It" filmi, genç bir lise öğrencisinin hayatının, söylediği yalanların gerçek olmasıyla nasıl altüst olduğunu mizahi bir dille anlatır. Film adı Türkçeye "Palavra" olarak çevrilmiş.

Senaryo ve Filmin Konusu

Filmin senaryosu, ilk kez bir film projesinde çalışan Michael A. Nickles tarafından yazılmıştır. Senaryo, 17 yaşındaki Sam Leonard'ın (Ryan Pinkston) hikayesini konu alır. Okulun en popüler kızına aşık olan ve popülerlik için yanıp tutuşan Sam, okulun zorbalıklarına maruz kalır. Bir gün büyükannesinin (Katey Sagal) tavsiyesiyle, okuldaki durumunu değiştirmek için küçük yalanlar söylemeye başlar. Bu yalanlar, esprili ve yaratıcı hayallerden ibarettir, ta ki bir sabah uyandığında söylediği her yalanın gerçek olduğunu fark edene kadar. Okulun en popüler genci olur, zorbalık yapanlar onun en iyi arkadaşı haline gelir ve sevdiği kız, onunla ilgilenmeye başlar. Ancak Sam, bu durumun hem komik hem de kafa karıştırıcı yanlarıyla mücadele eder. Film, popülerlik kazanmanın bedelini ve dürüstlüğün önemini mizahi bir şekilde işler.

Yönetmen ve Oyuncu Kadrosu

Filmin yönetmenliğini Richard Crudo yapmıştır. Crudo, daha çok sinematograf olarak tanınan bir isimdir ve bu film, onun yönetmenlik kariyerindeki nadir örneklerden biridir.

Başlıca oyuncu kadrosu ise şöyledir:

• Ryan Pinkston: Sam Leonard
• Katey Sagal: Bonnie Leonard (Sam'in annesi)
• Derek McGrath: Sam'in babası
• Tess Cardner: Vicky
• Josh Gad: Sam'in en iyi arkadaşı
• Carmen Electra: Sam'in hayran olduğu kişi

Kitap Uyarlaması

Film, herhangi bir kitap, roman veya hikayeden uyarlanmamıştır. Michael A. Nickles'ın orijinal senaryosudur.

Filmdeki Ana Mesajlar ve Temalar

"Full of It", ana akım bir gençlik komedisi olmasına rağmen, altta yatan bazı önemli temalara değinir.

• Dürüstlüğün Önemi: Filmin en temel mesajı, yalanların kısa vadede cazip gelebileceği ancak uzun vadede karmaşaya ve mutsuzluğa yol açacağıdır. Sam'in söylediği her yalanın gerçek olması, ona hem arzu ettiği popülerliği getirir hem de hayatını kontrol edilemez bir kaosa dönüştürür.
• Kendin Olmak: Sam, popüler olmak için kendisi olmayan birine dönüşmeye çalışır. Ancak film, gerçek mutluluğun, başkalarının beklentilerine uymak yerine kendi benliğini kucaklamaktan geçtiğini vurgular. Sam, bu süreçte gerçek arkadaşlarını ve değerlerini yeniden keşfeder.
• İtibar ve Popülerlik: Film, lise ortamındaki itibar ve popülerlik kavramlarını eleştirir. Sam'in popülerlik arayışı, onu yanlış kararlar almaya iter. Film, popüler olmanın her zaman iyi bir şey olmadığını ve bazen en önemli şeylerin, gerçek arkadaşlıklar ve dürüst ilişkiler olduğunu gösterir.

Reel akışları için 💃 viral üretim hesaplarının kullandığı sahneler ise öğretmen rolü oynayan Teri Polo (Mrs. Moran)'nun geçtiği sahnelerdir.

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Türkçe altyazı 1 00:02:37,708 --> 00:02:39,119 Gergin değilsin ya, tatlım? 2 00:02:39,168 --> 00:02:40,366 Biraz. 3 00:02:40,419 --> 00:02:42,495 Yapma Sam! 4 00:02:42,547 --> 00:02:46,497 Sen, nazik, hoş, sorumluluk sahibi genç bir delikanlısın. 5 00:02:46,592 --> 00:02:49,048 Ve biliyorum ki, eğer olduğun gibi davranırsan... 6 00:02:49,095 --> 00:02:51,384 ...herkes seni, bizim seni sevdiğimizi kadar sevecektir. 7 00:02:51,431 --> 00:02:53,590 Demek ki seni çok sevecekler! 8 00:02:55,978 --> 00:02:57,436 Seni seviyorum evlat. 9 00:03:05,780 --> 00:03:07,488 Ben de sizi çok seviyorum. 10 00:03:08,199 --> 00:03:09,693 Sağ olun. 11 00:03:28,095 --> 00:03:29,887 Evet, artık bücürler rağbette dostum! 12 00:03:33,142 --> 00:03:35,135 Lisede olduğuna emin misin? 13 00:03:48,075 --> 00:03:49,984 Saçı kesimin güzelmiş. 14 00:03:50,035 --> 00:03:51,316 Teşekkür ederim. Annem kesiyor. 15 00:03:57,710 --> 00:04:00,129 Sen Sam Leonard olmalısın! 16 00:04:00,129 --> 00:04:02,288 - Evet. - Ben müdür Hayes. 17 00:04:02,340 --> 00:04:03,834 Ama bana Marcus demek istersen... 18 00:04:03,883 --> 00:04:05,802 ...inan bana bunu hiç sorun etmem. 19 00:04:05,802 --> 00:04:07,304 Teşekkür ederim, Marcus. 20 00:04:07,304 --> 00:04:09,760 Hadi gel. Sana dolabını göstereyim. 21 00:04:09,806 --> 00:04:11,846 Son senende bize katılmandan dolayı... 22 00:04:11,892 --> 00:04:15,261 ...ne kadar mutlu olduğumuzu söylememe izin ver lütfen. 23 00:04:15,312 --> 00:04:17,648 Ben de burada olduğum için çok mutluyum efendim. 24 00:04:17,648 --> 00:04:20,222 Harika! Gerçekten harika! 25 00:04:20,276 --> 00:04:21,901 Ayrıca ailen bana, Matematik Derneğinin bursuna... 26 00:04:21,944 --> 00:04:24,614 ...başvurmak istediğini çoktan söyledi bile. 27 00:04:24,656 --> 00:04:26,150 Bence bu büyük bir başarı. 28 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:28,073 Henüz bir şey kazanmış değilim ama... 29 00:04:28,118 --> 00:04:29,149 ...yine de sağ olun. 30 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:33,117 İşte dolabın bu. En sevdiklerimden biridir. 31 00:04:33,165 --> 00:04:36,451 Ve bu da hoş geldin hediyen. 32 00:04:37,294 --> 00:04:39,536 En büyük Keseli Sıçanlar! 33 00:04:39,588 --> 00:04:42,708 Sam, umarım ilk günün iyi geçer! 34 00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:47,047 Jack! 35 00:04:47,096 --> 00:04:50,548 Yeni ayakkabılarına bayıldım doğrusu. 36 00:05:11,164 --> 00:05:13,240 Hangi şarkı bu? 37 00:05:15,293 --> 00:05:16,711 Önemli bir şey değil. 38 00:05:16,711 --> 00:05:18,953 Hayır, beğendim. İsmi nedir? 39 00:05:19,005 --> 00:05:20,879 The Beach Boys'un söylediği Sloop John B. 40 00:05:20,924 --> 00:05:22,917 Kim? 41 00:05:22,968 --> 00:05:25,506 60'larda sörf müziğinin öncülerindendi. 42 00:05:25,554 --> 00:05:28,639 Mırıldandığın şarkıyı söyle de... 43 00:05:28,682 --> 00:05:30,225 ...biliyor muyum anlayalım. 44 00:05:32,436 --> 00:05:34,476 Pekala, tamam. 45 00:05:36,691 --> 00:05:39,609 John B'nin yelkenini açalım. 46 00:05:39,652 --> 00:05:43,235 Bakalım, yol alabilecek miyiz? 47 00:05:43,281 --> 00:05:46,864 Sahildeki kaptana haber verin. 48 00:05:46,910 --> 00:05:48,369 Bırakın eve döneyim. 49 00:05:48,412 --> 00:05:50,369 Bırakın eve döneyim. 50 00:05:50,414 --> 00:05:53,036 - Biliyor musun? - Hayır, sen devam et. 51 00:05:53,083 --> 00:05:55,753 Eve dönmek istiyorum. 52 00:06:04,137 --> 00:06:05,679 Seni duyamıyorlar, küçük adam! 53 00:06:09,142 --> 00:06:10,886 Gerisini unuttum. 54 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:21,238 Bu işler böyledir, yeni çocuk. 55 00:06:24,909 --> 00:06:28,076 Ayrıca ben olsam... 56 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:30,493 ...Surfin' USA ya da Little Deuce Coupe... 57 00:06:30,540 --> 00:06:32,497 ...şarkısıyla falan başlardım. 58 00:06:46,516 --> 00:06:49,351 Pekala, duşa gidebilirsiniz. 59 00:06:50,395 --> 00:06:52,767 Bir saniye! Sam Leonard kim? 60 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:56,776 Ailen not yollamış. 61 00:06:56,818 --> 00:06:58,645 Bence duşta mayo giymenin bir mahsuru yok. 62 00:07:07,997 --> 00:07:09,539 Teşekkür ederim, efendim. 63 00:07:29,937 --> 00:07:33,149 Beden dersine girmemek için izin gerek. 64 00:07:33,149 --> 00:07:34,773 Hayır. 65 00:07:34,817 --> 00:07:36,193 Prezervatif? 66 00:07:36,235 --> 00:07:39,656 Hayır, aslında ben bir şey danışacaktım sadece. 67 00:07:39,656 --> 00:07:42,277 Bu konunun benimle ne ilgisi var? 68 00:07:42,325 --> 00:07:44,235 Siz psikolojik danışman değil misiniz? 69 00:07:45,662 --> 00:07:48,533 Doğru ya. Çok pardon. Otursana evlat. 70 00:07:50,751 --> 00:07:52,993 Eşyalarımı düşürme. 71 00:08:00,178 --> 00:08:04,258 Bana derdini anlat bakalım. Adın ne? 72 00:08:04,307 --> 00:08:05,885 Bugün buradaki ilk günüm. 73 00:08:05,934 --> 00:08:07,677 Bu okul farklı olur sanmıştım ama... 74 00:08:07,727 --> 00:08:10,266 ...yine berbat geçiyor. 75 00:08:10,313 --> 00:08:12,639 Hayat sürat koşusu değil, bir maratondur. 76 00:08:13,901 --> 00:08:16,392 Peki, tamam. 77 00:08:18,114 --> 00:08:19,691 Kendim gibi davrandım, tamam mı? 78 00:08:19,740 --> 00:08:21,448 Nazik ve arkadaşça olmaya çalışıyorum... 79 00:08:21,492 --> 00:08:24,410 ...ama bir yerde hata yaptığım çok açık. 80 00:08:25,997 --> 00:08:28,286 Sanırım Thomas Jefferson söylemişti: 81 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:31,085 "Dürüstlük bilgelik kitabının ilk bölümüdür." diye. 82 00:08:35,257 --> 00:08:38,293 Hadi ama! Benim gerçekten yardıma ihtiyacım var! 83 00:08:38,343 --> 00:08:40,965 Lise ikiye geçtim ve... 84 00:08:41,013 --> 00:08:44,465 ...kısa boylu, tuhaf çocuk olmaktan da bıktım artık. 85 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:46,717 Benden ne istiyorsun peki? Boyunu falan mı uzatayım? 86 00:08:46,769 --> 00:08:50,637 Hayır. Aslında keşke olsa ama... 87 00:08:52,734 --> 00:08:55,605 ...derdim o değil. Ben de popüler olabilmek istiyorum, tamam mı? 88 00:08:55,654 --> 00:09:00,115 Ben de kilidi olmayan Xanax fabrikasının yanında oturmak istiyorum... 89 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:02,656 ...ama olmuyor işte. 90 00:09:02,703 --> 00:09:05,194 Dinle, ne hissettiğini biliyorum. 91 00:09:05,247 --> 00:09:06,410 Ben de öğrenci oldum, tamam mı? 92 00:09:06,457 --> 00:09:08,284 Zor bir çocukluğun mu oldu? 93 00:09:08,334 --> 00:09:10,907 Annen alkolik, baban da sürekli hapse girip çıkıyor, öyle mi? 94 00:09:10,962 --> 00:09:13,120 Aslında babam uçuş görevlisi ve... 95 00:09:14,132 --> 00:09:15,756 Çok pardon. Baban hostes mi yani? 96 00:09:20,222 --> 00:09:22,013 Pekala, özür dilerim. 97 00:09:22,099 --> 00:09:23,509 Tamam, hangi konuda başarılısın? 98 00:09:23,558 --> 00:09:25,101 Bilgisayar oyunu, spor... 99 00:09:25,143 --> 00:09:27,302 ...velinin imzasını taklit etmek. 100 00:09:27,354 --> 00:09:28,896 Aslında matematiğim çok iyidir. 101 00:09:28,939 --> 00:09:30,137 Bundan önceki okulumda... 102 00:09:30,191 --> 00:09:33,192 ...öğretmenin bana "rakamların prensi" derdi. 103 00:09:35,738 --> 00:09:37,980 Bunu asla yüksek sesle söyleme, tamam mı? 104 00:09:44,331 --> 00:09:46,205 Pekala, bak evlat. 105 00:09:46,249 --> 00:09:47,448 Evlat? 106 00:09:48,460 --> 00:09:50,785 Gerçeği bilmek ister misin? Tamam. 107 00:09:55,468 --> 00:09:57,092 Sana gerçeği söyleyeyim. 108 00:09:59,222 --> 00:10:00,597 Gerçek şu ki; gerçek iğrenç bir şeydir. 109 00:10:02,141 --> 00:10:05,890 Hayatımız yalanlar üstüne kuruludur. 110 00:10:05,937 --> 00:10:08,309 Ben de dürüst olmaya çalışmıştım ama şu halime bir bak. 111 00:10:08,356 --> 00:10:10,598 Lisede psikolojik danışmanlık yapıyorum. 112 00:10:10,650 --> 00:10:12,152 Ayrıca ağrı kesiciler de... 113 00:10:12,152 --> 00:10:14,359 ...artık bana fayda etmiyor. 114 00:10:14,404 --> 00:10:15,780 Sence benim hayalim bu muydu? 115 00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:17,697 Sence çocukken odamın duvarlarında, psikolojik danışmanların... 116 00:10:17,741 --> 00:10:20,067 ...posterleri mi vardı? 117 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:23,194 Eğer bir yere varmak istiyorsan... 118 00:10:23,247 --> 00:10:24,955 ...hayatına kendin yön vermelisin, tamam mı? 119 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:28,249 Bu okuldaki çocukların seni sevmelerini istiyorsan, yalan söyle. 120 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,954 Kim olduğunla ilgili... 121 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:31,878 ...nereli olduğun, ne yaptığın hakkında yalan söyle. 122 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,883 Salak oldukları için sana inanırlar, tamam mı? 123 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:37,299 Aslına bakarsan, beş yıllık lise hayatından... 124 00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:39,422 ...hatırlayacağın tek şey şu olacak: 125 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:41,631 Bizim toplumumuzda yalan söyleyenler kazanır... 126 00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:43,308 ...dürüstlükse hiç bir işe yaramaz. 127 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,349 Ve sakın uyuşturucu kullanma. 128 00:11:05,542 --> 00:11:07,500 Sarılmayacak mısın? 129 00:11:07,545 --> 00:11:10,830 Özür dilerim ama artık gitmelisiniz. 130 00:11:10,881 --> 00:11:12,292 Teşekkürler. 131 00:11:16,304 --> 00:11:18,463 Dostum, çok komiksin. 132 00:11:21,184 --> 00:11:25,229 Evet, biliyorum. Ailemin beni... 133 00:11:25,272 --> 00:11:26,850 ...okula getiriyor olması... 134 00:11:26,899 --> 00:11:30,268 ...çok utanç verici... 135 00:11:30,361 --> 00:11:31,641 ...ama Porsche'm tamirde de. 136 00:11:31,695 --> 00:11:33,439 Senin Porsche'n mi var? 137 00:11:33,489 --> 00:11:35,648 Evet, şu an... 138 00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:37,657 ...tam bir bakımdan geçiyor da. 139 00:11:37,702 --> 00:11:40,074 Ben de bilirsin, bu yüzden... 140 00:11:40,121 --> 00:11:42,030 ...bizimkilerle takılıyorum. 141 00:11:51,216 --> 00:11:54,550 - Hey, salak. - Selam. 142 00:11:54,595 --> 00:11:56,753 Bu fotoğrafı kendin imzalarken... 143 00:11:56,806 --> 00:11:58,134 ...Carmen'i yanlış yazmışsın. 144 00:12:01,310 --> 00:12:04,062 Evet dostum. Camren Electra da kim? 145 00:12:05,356 --> 00:12:07,396 Hadi ama beyler. Bu hiç de... 146 00:12:07,442 --> 00:12:08,687 ...hiç de hoş değil. 147 00:12:08,735 --> 00:12:10,360 Yani herkes... 148 00:12:10,403 --> 00:12:12,064 ...herkes onun disleksi olduğunu... 149 00:12:12,114 --> 00:12:13,109 ...biliyor. 150 00:12:15,617 --> 00:12:17,160 İnanın bana. Ben onu... 151 00:12:17,202 --> 00:12:19,694 ...Los Angeles'tan tanıyorum. 152 00:12:19,747 --> 00:12:21,241 Süper kızdır. 153 00:12:21,290 --> 00:12:22,950 Sanki şimdi ben de hatırladım. 154 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,326 Onun gerçekten de disleksi olduğuna eminim. 155 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,088 Evet ya, sanırım ben de... 156 00:12:27,088 --> 00:12:29,710 ...bunu bir yerde okuduğumu hatırlıyorum. 157 00:12:32,844 --> 00:12:35,170 - Nereye gidiyorsun? - Kyle? 158 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:36,217 Biliyorum... 159 00:12:38,559 --> 00:12:40,136 Diğerleri arasından... 160 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:41,805 ...seni seçtim dostum. 161 00:12:41,854 --> 00:12:42,885 Anlamadım. 162 00:12:42,938 --> 00:12:45,014 Ödevimi yapacak zamanım olmadı. 163 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:47,473 Bu yüzden bana cevapları vermen için seni seçtim. 164 00:12:47,526 --> 00:12:49,685 Ve eğer yaptığın işi beğenirsem... 165 00:12:49,737 --> 00:12:52,904 ...senenin sonuna kadar bu anlaşmamız... 166 00:12:52,949 --> 00:12:54,574 ...bu şekilde devam edebilir. 167 00:12:56,786 --> 00:12:58,696 Ben de yapmadım. 168 00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:02,459 Bence sen başka birini seçsen... 169 00:13:02,459 --> 00:13:03,657 ...daha iyi olur. 170 00:13:03,710 --> 00:13:04,659 Lütfen. 171 00:13:04,711 --> 00:13:06,503 Çünkü... 172 00:13:06,547 --> 00:13:07,578 ...matematiğim berbattır. 173 00:13:07,631 --> 00:13:10,039 Ciddiyim. Matematik bilgim... 174 00:13:10,092 --> 00:13:11,503 ...anaokulu öğrencisi düzeyindedir. 175 00:13:16,557 --> 00:13:17,838 Pekala, çocuklar. 176 00:13:17,892 --> 00:13:19,303 ...ödevlerinizi alayım. 177 00:13:21,688 --> 00:13:23,847 Evet, teşekkürler, teşekkürler. 178 00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:27,272 Teşekkür ederim. 179 00:13:28,946 --> 00:13:31,733 Sen de ödevini verir misin, lütfen? 180 00:13:31,782 --> 00:13:33,442 Ödevim yok. 181 00:13:35,786 --> 00:13:37,744 Neden peki? 182 00:13:37,789 --> 00:13:38,903 Köpeğim yedi. 183 00:13:43,461 --> 00:13:44,790 Köpeğin mi yedi? 184 00:13:46,506 --> 00:13:49,294 Evet. Köpeğim fetiştir ve sürekli ödevlerimi yer. 185 00:13:51,303 --> 00:13:55,930 Buradaki ilk haftanda "ödev yapmayanlar"... 186 00:13:55,975 --> 00:13:58,181 ...arasına girmen... 187 00:13:58,227 --> 00:14:01,643 ...o Matematik Bursunu almanı pek de kolaylaştırmayacaktır. 188 00:14:11,867 --> 00:14:14,109 Hala sana zorla şarkı söyletiyorlar mı? 189 00:14:15,954 --> 00:14:18,077 Selam. 190 00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:19,534 Adım Annie. 191 00:14:21,001 --> 00:14:22,246 Sam. 192 00:14:24,005 --> 00:14:25,914 - Günaydın, çocuklar. - Günaydın, Bayan Moran. 193 00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,757 Bayan Moran. 194 00:14:45,903 --> 00:14:47,363 Lütfen bana öğretmeniyle yatabileceğini düşünen... 195 00:14:47,363 --> 00:14:50,317 ...öğrencilerden biri olduğunu söyleme sakın. 196 00:14:52,243 --> 00:14:54,283 Hayır, hayır, hayır. 197 00:14:54,329 --> 00:14:56,321 Ben onlardan değilim. 198 00:14:57,666 --> 00:15:00,157 Çünkü ben, gerçekten de yatabilirim. 199 00:15:01,253 --> 00:15:02,664 Gerçekten mi? 200 00:15:02,713 --> 00:15:04,124 Neden peki? 201 00:15:04,173 --> 00:15:06,414 Çünkü... 202 00:15:06,467 --> 00:15:08,459 ...diyelim ki... 203 00:15:09,845 --> 00:15:12,597 ...eğer onunla işi pişirirsem... 204 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:15,392 ...bu ilk kez olmayacak. 205 00:15:15,435 --> 00:15:18,555 Bir önceki okulumdaki sosyal bilgiler öğretmenim... 206 00:15:18,605 --> 00:15:19,850 ...benden çok hoşlanıyordu. 207 00:15:19,898 --> 00:15:22,567 Hatta bana aşıktı bile denebilir. Benimle evlenmek istiyordu. 208 00:15:22,609 --> 00:15:24,151 Sonunda kocasını terk etti ve... 209 00:15:24,194 --> 00:15:25,392 ...istifa etmek zorunda kaldı. 210 00:15:25,445 --> 00:15:28,446 Bu yüzden de şimdi, Bayan Moran'la da... 211 00:15:28,490 --> 00:15:30,400 ...şansım olabilir diye düşünüyorum. 212 00:15:31,869 --> 00:15:33,363 Sen sarhoş musun? 213 00:15:33,412 --> 00:15:35,784 Pekala, Othello projemiz için... 214 00:15:35,831 --> 00:15:37,871 ...bugün herkesin kendisine bir eş bulmasını istiyorum. 215 00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:39,245 Böylece hemen başlayabiliriz. 216 00:15:39,293 --> 00:15:41,500 Grup projelerinden nefret ederim. 217 00:15:41,546 --> 00:15:43,420 Sonunda bütün işi yapan ben olurum. 218 00:15:43,465 --> 00:15:45,504 Çok iyi anlıyorum. 219 00:15:49,262 --> 00:15:50,887 Benimle eş olmak ister misin? 220 00:15:54,685 --> 00:15:56,808 Öğretmeniyle ateşli bir seks hayatı olan... 221 00:15:56,854 --> 00:15:59,060 ...biriyle eş olmak, o kadar da... 222 00:15:59,106 --> 00:16:00,898 ...kötü olmaz sanırım. 223 00:17:01,923 --> 00:17:03,631 Selam. 224 00:17:03,675 --> 00:17:05,300 Gidip orada oturmak ister misin? 225 00:17:07,888 --> 00:17:09,680 Dün seninle resmen dalga geçitler. 226 00:17:09,723 --> 00:17:12,808 O masa popülerin masası, değil mi? 227 00:17:12,852 --> 00:17:14,476 Her okulda aynı şey. 228 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,357 O masada oturanlar hep eğlenirler, popülerdirler. 229 00:17:17,357 --> 00:17:19,480 Hep mutludurlar. Yani kim bunu istemez ki? 230 00:17:19,526 --> 00:17:21,602 Yapma, öyle düşünmeni istiyorlar. 231 00:17:21,653 --> 00:17:23,147 İnan bana, hayatları en az... 232 00:17:23,196 --> 00:17:24,477 ...bizimkiler kadar kötü. 233 00:17:25,949 --> 00:17:28,201 Ne? 234 00:17:28,201 --> 00:17:29,696 Bu kim? 235 00:17:33,415 --> 00:17:35,709 Vicki Sanders. 236 00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:36,990 Bak, işte onunla çıkmayı başarırsan... 237 00:17:37,044 --> 00:17:38,289 ...istediğin yerde oturabilirsin. 238 00:17:45,845 --> 00:17:46,960 - Sam? - Ne var? 239 00:17:47,013 --> 00:17:48,807 Şaka yapıyorum, anladın mı? 240 00:17:48,807 --> 00:17:51,215 Bu cidden harika. 241 00:17:51,268 --> 00:17:52,846 Yapmam gereken şeyi buldum. 242 00:17:52,895 --> 00:17:55,053 Hayır, o basketbolcularla çıkar. 243 00:17:55,105 --> 00:17:57,015 Hatta şu aralar Kyle Plunkett'la çıkıyor. 244 00:17:57,066 --> 00:17:58,940 Eğer ona asılırsan, seni öldürürler. 245 00:17:58,984 --> 00:18:01,820 Ya da belki, bir ihtimal... 246 00:18:01,862 --> 00:18:03,357 ...benimle çıkmayı kabul eder ve bakarsın... 247 00:18:03,406 --> 00:18:05,149 ...bir süre sonra o masada, Bridgeport sosyetesiyle birlikte... 248 00:18:05,199 --> 00:18:07,239 ...ben oturuyor olurum. 249 00:18:31,519 --> 00:18:32,930 Pardon ama gelecek var. 250 00:18:34,522 --> 00:18:36,681 Ama orada sandalye bile yoktu ki. 251 00:18:36,733 --> 00:18:39,900 Ama şimdi var. 252 00:18:39,945 --> 00:18:41,024 Teşekkür ederim. 253 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:44,819 Çocuğa bak. Çok kısa değil mi? 254 00:18:44,867 --> 00:18:47,073 Ne zavallı ama. 255 00:18:48,662 --> 00:18:49,742 Hadi yavrum, yerine git. 256 00:18:51,791 --> 00:18:54,875 Alyans bakmak için ne zaman alışverişe çıkıyorsunuz? 257 00:18:54,919 --> 00:18:57,797 Aslına bakarsan... 258 00:18:57,797 --> 00:18:59,956 ...tam da tahmin ettiğim gibi oldu. 259 00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:03,887 Gerçekten de çok basit hedeflerin varmış. 260 00:19:03,887 --> 00:19:05,262 Çok hoşuma gitti. 261 00:19:05,305 --> 00:19:06,503 Kyle'ın gözü önünde kollarıma atlamasını... 262 00:19:06,557 --> 00:19:07,975 ...beklemiyordun, değil mi? 263 00:19:07,975 --> 00:19:09,255 Sence aranızda bir şey olabilir mi? 264 00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:11,053 Evet, kesinlikle. 265 00:19:11,103 --> 00:19:13,890 Yani aramızda bir elektrik vardı. 266 00:19:13,939 --> 00:19:15,600 Yani buraya geleli sadece bir gün oldu... 267 00:19:15,650 --> 00:19:18,152 ...ama şimdiden Bayan Moran ve Vicki Sanders... 268 00:19:18,152 --> 00:19:20,441 ...senden hoşlanıyor, öyle mi? 269 00:19:20,488 --> 00:19:23,904 Aslında, bilirsin... 270 00:19:23,950 --> 00:19:25,279 ...ikisi çok farklı. 271 00:19:25,327 --> 00:19:28,411 Öyle mi? Ne farkları var? 272 00:19:30,666 --> 00:19:31,667 Bilirsin işte. 273 00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:35,712 Vicki daha çok... 274 00:19:35,754 --> 00:19:38,459 ...banyoda şehvetle sevişebileceğin... 275 00:19:38,507 --> 00:19:39,622 ...şu İspanyol dizilerindeki kızlar gibi. 276 00:19:39,675 --> 00:19:41,677 Pekala, dur bakalım. 277 00:19:41,677 --> 00:19:43,504 Vicki'yle birlikte İspanyolca dersi alıyorum... 278 00:19:43,554 --> 00:19:47,016 ...ama kız tek bir fiil çekimini bile beceremiyor. 279 00:19:47,016 --> 00:19:49,175 Saçmalama artık. Bence... 280 00:19:49,227 --> 00:19:50,805 ...sen, sefil durumdaki... 281 00:19:50,854 --> 00:19:53,941 ...hayatlarımıza, neşe katmak için yalan söylüyorsun. 282 00:19:53,941 --> 00:19:55,898 Bak, onlarla takılmak için... 283 00:19:55,943 --> 00:19:58,778 ...böyle şeyler yapmaya değmez. 284 00:20:02,283 --> 00:20:04,276 Herhalde duymuşsunuzdur. Maçı... 285 00:20:04,368 --> 00:20:06,741 ...kaybettikten sonra, birileri gelip evime hasar vermiş. 286 00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:08,994 Yine. 287 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,321 Bu yüzden... 288 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,786 ...bugün antrenmanı kısa keseceğiz ki... 289 00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:13,744 ...gidip kendime yeni bir garaj kapısı alayım. 290 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:32,845 Bacaklarını tıraş mı etmiş? 291 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:36,683 İkişerli sıra olup, çalışmaya başlayın kızlar. 292 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,646 Sen de kimsin? 293 00:20:38,697 --> 00:20:40,524 Adım Sam Leonard. 294 00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:43,861 - Seni buraya kim gönderdi? - Hiç kimse. 295 00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:45,156 Ben sınıfınıza yeni gelen öğrenciyim ve... 296 00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:47,113 ...takıma girmeyi gerçekten çok istiyorum. 297 00:20:47,206 --> 00:20:48,617 Öyle mi? Ama bölge maçlarını sürekli olarak kaybediyoruz... 298 00:20:48,666 --> 00:20:49,994 ...ve bu gidişe dur dememiz gerekiyor. 299 00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:51,453 Evet ama önemli olan, her zaman... 300 00:20:51,502 --> 00:20:53,044 ...kazanmak değildir ki, değil mi? 301 00:20:53,087 --> 00:20:55,214 Bridgeport'ta öyledir. 302 00:20:55,214 --> 00:20:57,622 Hadi ama evlat. Ben... 303 00:20:57,675 --> 00:20:59,051 ...sana uyacak formamızın olduğunu bile sanmıyorum. 304 00:20:59,094 --> 00:21:00,754 Demek istediğim, şortu göğsüne kadar çekmen gerekecek. 305 00:21:00,804 --> 00:21:04,932 Bir önceki okulumda, en iyi gardlardan biriydim. 306 00:21:04,975 --> 00:21:06,683 Diğer oyuncular da erkek miydi? 307 00:21:06,727 --> 00:21:08,186 Ciddiyim koç. 308 00:21:08,228 --> 00:21:11,395 Hayatımda bir tane atış bile kaçırmadım. 309 00:21:16,195 --> 00:21:17,191 Benim hatam. 310 00:21:54,987 --> 00:21:57,525 Bu sene kesin spor bursu alır. 311 00:21:57,573 --> 00:21:59,945 - Muhteşem! - Burs ne? 312 00:21:59,992 --> 00:22:02,198 Bakın ne diyeceğim. Kız gibi top oynadığına göre... 313 00:22:02,286 --> 00:22:04,908 ...eminim aleti de küçücüktür. 314 00:22:09,127 --> 00:22:10,787 Hiç de küçük değil. 315 00:22:10,837 --> 00:22:13,458 - Tabii, dostum. - Evet, doğrudur. 316 00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:15,250 Bakın, bakın... 317 00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:17,423 ...eğer küçücük olduğunu kabul edersen... 318 00:22:17,469 --> 00:22:19,960 ...o zaman seninle biraz dalga geçer sonra da bırakırız. 319 00:22:20,013 --> 00:22:22,302 Ama yüzümüze karşı yalan söyleyip... 320 00:22:22,349 --> 00:22:23,927 ...bizi aşağılarsan, bu olay büyür gider. 321 00:22:25,269 --> 00:22:27,096 O yüzden de kürdan kadar olduğunu kabul et bence. 322 00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:28,771 Kürdan! 323 00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:30,475 - Ve biz de vazgeçeceğiz. - Ben... 324 00:22:30,525 --> 00:22:32,767 ...aslına bakarsanız, aletim... 325 00:22:32,819 --> 00:22:33,933 ...bir bebeğinki kadar. 326 00:22:33,987 --> 00:22:36,145 Gördünüz mü? 327 00:22:36,197 --> 00:22:38,771 Kendisi bile kabul ediyor. 328 00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:40,652 Üç kilo, otuz altı santim. 329 00:22:42,537 --> 00:22:44,993 Koç maçtan önce... 330 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:46,369 ...moraliniz bozulmasın diye... 331 00:22:46,417 --> 00:22:47,615 ...mayoyla duş almamı istedi. 332 00:22:47,668 --> 00:22:49,128 Dostum, bu gerçekten... 333 00:22:49,128 --> 00:22:51,085 ...beni korkutur. 334 00:22:51,130 --> 00:22:54,001 Ne? Bu cüceye inanıyor musun yoksa? 335 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:11,062 Selam. Bil bakalım kimin baloya iki bileti var. 336 00:23:11,110 --> 00:23:13,601 Şaka yapıyorsun, değil mi? 337 00:23:15,030 --> 00:23:16,026 Binsene. 338 00:23:21,245 --> 00:23:22,823 Seni Vicki mi evden alacak... 339 00:23:22,872 --> 00:23:25,875 ...yoksa onu bisikletinle sen mi götüreceksin? 340 00:23:25,875 --> 00:23:28,663 Vicki'yi çağırmayacağım ki. 341 00:23:28,712 --> 00:23:31,879 Ne? Ne oldu? Ben de aranızda bir şeyler var sanıyordum. 342 00:23:31,924 --> 00:23:33,003 Zaten o yüzden. 343 00:23:33,050 --> 00:23:37,000 Kyle, dolabıma bir not bırakmış... 344 00:23:37,054 --> 00:23:39,261 ...Vicki'den uzak durmam için beni uyarmış. 345 00:23:39,306 --> 00:23:41,383 Çok korkmuş olmalısın. 346 00:23:41,434 --> 00:23:43,557 Eğer Vicki'den uzak durmazsam... 347 00:23:43,603 --> 00:23:45,227 ...bildiğin çamaşır deterjanıyla... 348 00:23:45,271 --> 00:23:48,605 ...üzerimi kaplayıp... 349 00:23:48,650 --> 00:23:51,695 ...beni kamyonetinin arkasına bağlayacağını... 350 00:23:51,695 --> 00:23:55,609 ...ve hayalarımı da arabasının aküsüne asacağını yazmış. 351 00:23:55,657 --> 00:23:56,653 - Ne? - Evet. 352 00:23:56,700 --> 00:23:58,657 Sanırım bunları da kanıyla yazmıştı. 353 00:23:58,744 --> 00:24:01,282 Peki kimi çağıracaksın? 354 00:24:06,752 --> 00:24:08,876 Annem ressamdır. Avangart. 355 00:24:08,921 --> 00:24:11,377 Resimleri çok eksantriktir. 356 00:24:11,424 --> 00:24:13,631 Çok meşhurdur. Jill Leonard, adını duymadın mı? 357 00:24:15,262 --> 00:24:17,053 Baloya gitmek ister misin? 358 00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:19,598 Adım Sam Leonard, ve babam... 359 00:24:19,641 --> 00:24:21,100 ...ünlü bir rock yıldızıdır. 360 00:24:21,143 --> 00:24:23,716 Baban şarkıcı olamayacak kadar yaşlı değil mi? 361 00:24:23,771 --> 00:24:25,977 Aslına bakarsan onlarınki... 362 00:24:26,023 --> 00:24:28,514 ...pek de yeni bir grup değil. 363 00:24:28,609 --> 00:24:29,558 Hangi grupmuş o? 364 00:24:29,610 --> 00:24:30,725 Poison. 365 00:24:30,778 --> 00:24:33,234 Poison mu? 366 00:24:33,281 --> 00:24:35,737 80'lerdeki o iğrenç metal grubu mu? 367 00:24:35,783 --> 00:24:38,453 Neyse, babam bu aralar müziğe geri dönmeyi düşünüyor. 368 00:24:38,495 --> 00:24:40,037 O yüzden, eğer kulise girmek... 369 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,238 ...ilginizi çekiyorsa, belki... 370 00:24:42,290 --> 00:24:44,579 ...seninle ben, baloda bu konudan bahsedebiliriz. 371 00:24:46,795 --> 00:24:48,622 Beş, altı, yedi, sekiz! 372 00:24:48,672 --> 00:24:50,250 Müdürü hastanelik ettiğim için... 373 00:24:50,299 --> 00:24:52,256 ...son gittiğim okuldan kovuldum. 374 00:24:55,388 --> 00:24:58,259 Bu yeni müdür de bana böyle bakmaya... 375 00:24:58,308 --> 00:25:01,511 ...devam ederse, onu da acil servise yollayabilirim. 376 00:25:01,561 --> 00:25:03,969 Süper. 377 00:25:04,022 --> 00:25:05,303 Neyse belki de baloya... 378 00:25:05,357 --> 00:25:06,816 ...benimle gelip, müdürü nasıl dövdüğümü... 379 00:25:06,858 --> 00:25:09,314 ...görmek istersin diye düşünmüştüm. 380 00:25:17,328 --> 00:25:20,033 Baloya kimi çağıracağını bulabildin mi? 381 00:25:20,081 --> 00:25:22,453 Hayır. Engelliler servisine binenler hariç, okuldaki... 382 00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,078 ...her kıza benimle gelmesini teklif ettiğimi söyleyebilirim. 383 00:25:24,169 --> 00:25:25,960 Ben de o servise binmiyorum. 384 00:25:26,004 --> 00:25:28,673 Ama önce%99 "hayır" diyeceklere... 385 00:25:28,715 --> 00:25:31,004 ...sormak istedim. 386 00:25:31,051 --> 00:25:32,462 Sen%100 "hayır" dersin. 387 00:25:32,511 --> 00:25:34,669 Aslında o eskidendi. 388 00:25:34,721 --> 00:25:36,798 İnsanlar değişir, biliyorsun. 389 00:25:39,143 --> 00:25:40,174 Pekala. 390 00:25:40,227 --> 00:25:42,516 Annie, baloya benimle gitmek ister misin? 391 00:25:42,563 --> 00:25:44,315 Hayır, balolardan nefret ederim. 392 00:25:44,315 --> 00:25:45,975 Çok teşekkür ederim. 393 00:25:49,529 --> 00:25:50,809 İyi akşamlar. 394 00:25:50,864 --> 00:25:52,940 Bürüksel lahanasını beğendin mi? 395 00:25:52,991 --> 00:25:55,743 Evet merhaba! 396 00:25:55,786 --> 00:25:56,735 Harika olmuş. 397 00:25:56,787 --> 00:25:58,032 Gerçekten mi? 398 00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,119 Her öğün yapsan, yerim. 399 00:26:00,165 --> 00:26:01,873 Aradığınız için teşekkürler. 400 00:26:01,917 --> 00:26:03,459 Peki, teşekkür ederim. 401 00:26:06,005 --> 00:26:07,665 Sam, arayan matematik öğretmenin... 402 00:26:07,715 --> 00:26:09,090 ...Bay Von Der Ahe'ydi. 403 00:26:09,133 --> 00:26:11,091 İlk ödevini bile yapmadığın için... 404 00:26:11,135 --> 00:26:14,053 ...yanlış yolda olduğundan endişelenmiş de. 405 00:26:14,097 --> 00:26:15,515 Sam, bu doğru mu? 406 00:26:15,515 --> 00:26:17,591 Burs fırsatını bu şekilde... 407 00:26:17,642 --> 00:26:19,635 ...tehlikeye attığına inanamıyorum. 408 00:26:19,686 --> 00:26:21,513 Hayır, hayır. Ben ödevimi yaptım. 409 00:26:21,563 --> 00:26:24,185 Ne yani? Öğretmenin mi yalan söylüyor? 410 00:26:24,233 --> 00:26:25,941 Ödevimi yaptım ama ona yapmadım dedim. 411 00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:28,143 Yani yalan söyleyen sensin. 412 00:26:28,195 --> 00:26:29,738 Evet ama baba... 413 00:26:29,780 --> 00:26:32,616 Yalancılar için ne derler, biliyorsun, değil mi Sam? 414 00:26:32,658 --> 00:26:35,280 Mumları yatsıya kadar yanar. 415 00:26:39,916 --> 00:26:41,458 Hayır, lütfen yapma. 416 00:26:47,257 --> 00:26:49,749 Sam! Sam. 417 00:27:01,231 --> 00:27:03,223 Leonard ailesi, hemen toplantı yapmalıyız! 418 00:27:04,234 --> 00:27:05,894 - Hank Leonard. - Burada. 419 00:27:05,944 --> 00:27:07,569 - Jill Leonard. - Pekala, hepimiz buradayız zaten. 420 00:27:07,612 --> 00:27:08,893 Jill Leonard. 421 00:27:08,947 --> 00:27:10,525 Burada. 422 00:27:10,574 --> 00:27:11,689 Sam Leonard. 423 00:27:11,742 --> 00:27:13,022 Şaka mı bu? Buradayım ya işte. 424 00:27:13,077 --> 00:27:15,782 - Sam Leonard. - Tamam. 425 00:27:15,830 --> 00:27:19,033 Biliyor musunuz? Burada. 426 00:27:19,083 --> 00:27:20,281 Toplantı kurallarını biliyorsunuz... 427 00:27:20,334 --> 00:27:22,126 ...doğruyu, yalnızca doğruyu söylemelisiniz. 428 00:27:22,170 --> 00:27:23,498 Pekala. Şimdi, neden yalan söylüyorsun? 429 00:27:23,546 --> 00:27:26,084 Okulda yaşamın ne kadar zor olduğunu bilmiyorsunuz. 430 00:27:26,132 --> 00:27:27,710 Ben her gün, o savaş alanında... 431 00:27:27,759 --> 00:27:29,799 ...insanların beni sevmesi için uğraşıp duruyorum. 432 00:27:29,845 --> 00:27:32,170 Ve annemle babamın her gün beni... 433 00:27:32,222 --> 00:27:34,429 ...o döküntü arabayla okula bırakmasının ne kadar... 434 00:27:34,474 --> 00:27:35,755 ...utanç verici bir şey olduğunu biliyor musunuz? 435 00:27:35,809 --> 00:27:38,597 Sonra da bebekmişim gibi, beni öpüp okşuyorsunuz. 436 00:27:38,646 --> 00:27:39,760 Biliyor musunuz? 437 00:27:39,813 --> 00:27:41,557 Peki Sam, sana nasıl yardım edebiliriz? 438 00:27:41,607 --> 00:27:43,101 Hiç bir şey! 439 00:27:46,154 --> 00:27:47,529 Bak, Sam... 440 00:27:47,572 --> 00:27:51,190 ...bebeğim. Bize neden yalan söylediğini açıklar mısın? 441 00:27:51,242 --> 00:27:52,238 İşe yarıyor da ondan. 442 00:27:52,285 --> 00:27:54,408 Yalan söyleyince, insanlar benden hoşlanıyor. 443 00:27:54,454 --> 00:27:56,246 Hayır Sam, kendin gibi olmalısın! 444 00:27:56,289 --> 00:27:57,791 İnsanlar seni sevecektir... 445 00:27:57,791 --> 00:28:00,282 Yapma baba! En büyük yalan da bu ya zaten. 446 00:28:00,335 --> 00:28:02,245 Harika biriysen, kendin gibi olmak işe yarayabilir... 447 00:28:02,296 --> 00:28:04,787 ...ama benim gibi beceriksizin biriysen ne olacak? 448 00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,216 Pekala, bu kadar yeter! 449 00:28:06,258 --> 00:28:07,635 Artık yalan söylemek yok, konu kapanmıştır! 450 00:28:07,635 --> 00:28:10,256 Hayır! Kapanmadı! 451 00:28:10,304 --> 00:28:13,259 Hayatım berbat ve iyi olması için de yalan söylemek zorundayım. 452 00:28:13,308 --> 00:28:14,553 Bu yüzden, bugün yalan söyledim... 453 00:28:14,601 --> 00:28:16,060 ...ve bu yüzden, yarın da söyleyeceğim... 454 00:28:16,102 --> 00:28:19,269 ...ve bence kimse beni durdurmaya kalkmasın! 455 00:28:31,327 --> 00:28:34,328 Bu harika. Bu gerçekten harika! 456 00:29:23,508 --> 00:29:25,335 Ne yapıyorsun? 457 00:29:26,052 --> 00:29:27,594 Bırak! 458 00:29:27,637 --> 00:29:30,508 Ver, ver şunu! Ver dedim! 459 00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:19,521 Günaydın, Sam! Nasılsın bakalım? 460 00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:20,647 Bu da ne demek şimdi? 461 00:30:20,735 --> 00:30:22,571 Nasıl olduğunu merak ettim sadece. 462 00:30:22,571 --> 00:30:24,573 Bak ne diyeceğim, Marcus. 463 00:30:24,573 --> 00:30:26,482 Artık beni merak etmeni istemiyorum, tamam mı? 464 00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:28,911 Ben kendi başımın çaresine bakabilirim, teşekkürler. 465 00:30:28,911 --> 00:30:30,286 Sen iyi misin, Sam? 466 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:32,238 Onu da sen kendin öğren bakalım. 467 00:30:35,668 --> 00:30:39,002 Annie, bugün bende gerçekten tuhaf bir şeyler var. 468 00:30:39,047 --> 00:30:41,039 Bunu daha yeni mi anladın? 469 00:30:41,091 --> 00:30:43,083 Hayır, ben ciddiyim. 470 00:30:43,134 --> 00:30:44,712 - Günaydın çocuklar. - Günaydın Bayan Moran. 471 00:30:44,761 --> 00:30:46,172 Ne olduğunu bilmiyorum, tamam mı? 472 00:30:46,221 --> 00:30:49,092 Tek bildiğim, gerçekten çok acayip şeyler olduğu. 473 00:30:51,435 --> 00:30:53,095 Selam, Samuel. 474 00:30:56,899 --> 00:30:58,892 Bayan Moran. 475 00:31:03,239 --> 00:31:04,520 Pekala, bugün derse başlamadan önce... 476 00:31:04,574 --> 00:31:05,737 ...Shakspeare projesi için, kiminle eşleştiğinizi... 477 00:31:05,867 --> 00:31:08,109 ...öğrenmek istiyorum. Evet, Kevin? 478 00:31:08,161 --> 00:31:10,071 Ben Paul'le birlikteyim. 479 00:31:10,122 --> 00:31:11,616 - Alexis, sen? - Ashley. 480 00:31:16,003 --> 00:31:16,952 Samuel? 481 00:31:17,046 --> 00:31:18,789 Annie. 482 00:31:35,524 --> 00:31:37,932 Pekala, Shakespeare'in Othello'sundaki... 483 00:31:37,985 --> 00:31:40,737 ...en önemli ironilerden birinin ne olduğunu kim söyleyebilir? 484 00:31:48,496 --> 00:31:49,777 Annie. 485 00:31:49,831 --> 00:31:52,618 Oyunun en önemli ironilerinden biri... 486 00:31:52,667 --> 00:31:54,790 ...Othello'nun, oyundaki her karakter tarafından... 487 00:31:54,836 --> 00:31:57,458 ...çok saygı görmesi ve toplumdaki güvenilir insanlardan... 488 00:31:57,506 --> 00:31:58,916 ...biri olarak algılanmasıdır. 489 00:31:58,965 --> 00:32:01,421 Ancak gerçekte, kendisi bir yalancıdır... 490 00:32:01,468 --> 00:32:03,046 ...içinde bulunduğu durumu iyi kullanarak... 491 00:32:03,095 --> 00:32:05,337 ...etrafındakileri parmağında oynatmaktadır. 492 00:32:05,389 --> 00:32:06,504 Hayır! Yanlış. 493 00:32:09,310 --> 00:32:11,386 Samuel? 494 00:32:11,437 --> 00:32:14,857 Ben, bilmiyorum. 495 00:32:14,857 --> 00:32:17,313 Ama sanırım, çok kötü şeyler oluyor. 496 00:32:22,157 --> 00:32:23,437 Evet, çok doğru. 497 00:32:25,619 --> 00:32:27,861 Az önce Samuel'ın da çok güzel bir biçimde açıkladığı gibi... 498 00:32:27,913 --> 00:32:33,156 ...Shakespeare'in Othello'sunda gerçekten de... 499 00:32:33,210 --> 00:32:36,165 ...çok kötü şeyler olmaktadır. 500 00:32:38,633 --> 00:32:40,460 Teşekkürler, Samuel. 501 00:32:46,391 --> 00:32:48,348 Bu nedir? 502 00:32:49,937 --> 00:32:51,645 Ev ödevim. 503 00:32:51,689 --> 00:32:53,231 Bence bu ödevinin beşte biri. 504 00:32:54,817 --> 00:32:56,228 Bakın, Bay Von Der Ahe, yemin ederim ki... 505 00:32:56,277 --> 00:32:57,985 ...ben bunları, gözlerim kapalı bile yapabilirim. 506 00:32:58,029 --> 00:33:00,354 O zaman tahtadaki problemi... 507 00:33:00,406 --> 00:33:02,980 ...çözmekte de zorlanmayacaksındır. 508 00:33:06,037 --> 00:33:07,366 Tamam. 509 00:33:14,922 --> 00:33:16,202 Ne? 510 00:33:27,435 --> 00:33:30,769 Önce şunun karesini bir alalım. İşte tam burada. 511 00:33:30,814 --> 00:33:32,774 Toplayalım. 512 00:33:32,774 --> 00:33:34,055 İki katı. 513 00:33:38,906 --> 00:33:41,741 Cevabı biliyor musun, Sam? 514 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,198 Bunun çözümü yok. 515 00:33:50,251 --> 00:33:51,745 Bu çözülemez. 516 00:34:34,340 --> 00:34:36,498 Bugün antrenman ne kadar iyiydi, değil mi beyler? 517 00:34:36,551 --> 00:34:38,958 Aman Tanrım! 518 00:34:39,012 --> 00:34:40,091 Bu gerçek mi? 519 00:34:40,138 --> 00:34:42,214 Dostum, bu itfaiye hortumu gibi! 520 00:34:42,265 --> 00:34:45,136 Hayır, bu çok daha kalın. Bu çelik halat gibi. 521 00:35:23,517 --> 00:35:25,095 Annie. 522 00:35:29,399 --> 00:35:31,391 Onların masasına bakmadan geçtin. 523 00:35:31,484 --> 00:35:33,643 Sen hasta falan mısın? 524 00:35:33,695 --> 00:35:34,644 Evet... 525 00:35:34,696 --> 00:35:35,692 Ben... 526 00:35:35,739 --> 00:35:37,233 Ben... 527 00:35:38,450 --> 00:35:39,481 ...ergen oldum. 528 00:35:39,535 --> 00:35:41,326 - Bir gecede mi? - Evet! 529 00:35:41,370 --> 00:35:42,995 Evet, sen de görmelisin. Bu hayatımda gördüğüm... 530 00:35:43,038 --> 00:35:44,373 ...en müthiş şey. 531 00:35:44,373 --> 00:35:45,749 Aletimi düzeltmem gerekiyor. 532 00:35:47,209 --> 00:35:50,046 Bence sen kullandığın ilaçları düzenlemesin. 533 00:35:50,046 --> 00:35:52,371 Az aldığın çok belli. 534 00:35:52,423 --> 00:35:54,500 Çok ciddiyim. Neler oldu bilmiyorum ama... 535 00:35:54,551 --> 00:35:56,211 ...gerçekten de çok acayip bir şeyler oluyor. 536 00:35:56,261 --> 00:35:57,921 Selam. 537 00:36:03,393 --> 00:36:04,852 Bugün nasılsın Sam? 538 00:36:06,939 --> 00:36:08,219 Sam? 539 00:36:09,692 --> 00:36:10,688 İyiyim. 540 00:36:10,735 --> 00:36:12,562 Ben, şeyi soracaktım da acaba sen... 541 00:36:13,654 --> 00:36:15,861 Merhaba. 542 00:36:15,907 --> 00:36:17,816 Senin orada olduğunu görmemişim. 543 00:36:17,867 --> 00:36:19,527 Neyse bu yıl baloyu ben organize ediyorum da... 544 00:36:19,577 --> 00:36:21,036 ...kimler gelecek, onu öğrenmeye çalışıyorum. 545 00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:23,155 Ben ölmeyi tercih ederim. 546 00:36:26,752 --> 00:36:28,246 Peki ya sen Sam? 547 00:36:29,213 --> 00:36:31,004 Sam? 548 00:36:32,049 --> 00:36:33,330 Ben kesinlikle... 549 00:36:33,384 --> 00:36:34,843 ...baloya geliyorum. 550 00:36:34,885 --> 00:36:36,166 Harika! 551 00:36:36,220 --> 00:36:39,182 Çünkü bence en güzel balo, bu seneki olacak. 552 00:36:39,182 --> 00:36:42,302 Bana kalırsa da en güzel balo bu seneki olacak... 553 00:36:42,393 --> 00:36:43,342 ...Vicki Sanders. 554 00:36:44,562 --> 00:36:46,140 Şaka yapıyorsun, değil mi? 555 00:36:46,189 --> 00:36:48,063 Demek istediğim... 556 00:36:48,108 --> 00:36:50,065 ...orada neler olacağını kim bilebilir ki? 557 00:36:54,657 --> 00:36:56,281 Peki... 558 00:36:56,325 --> 00:36:57,867 ...hoşça kal... 559 00:36:57,910 --> 00:36:58,906 ...Sam. 560 00:37:02,790 --> 00:37:04,071 Sana bir şeylerin olduğunu söylemiştim. 561 00:37:04,125 --> 00:37:06,414 Tamam, kabul. Bu biraz garipti. 562 00:37:06,461 --> 00:37:07,920 Bütün gün böyleydi. 563 00:37:07,962 --> 00:37:09,587 Müdür Hayes'i azarladım... 564 00:37:09,631 --> 00:37:12,917 ...Bayan Moran benimle flört etti... - Şeyini de unutma... 565 00:37:14,052 --> 00:37:16,923 Bak bunu hatırlaman çok ilginç işte. 566 00:37:16,972 --> 00:37:18,431 Onunla gurur duyuyordun. 567 00:37:23,312 --> 00:37:24,261 Aman Tanrım. 568 00:37:24,313 --> 00:37:25,428 Ne, ne oldu? 569 00:37:25,481 --> 00:37:27,225 Söylediğim yalanlar gerçek oluyor. 570 00:37:27,275 --> 00:37:29,683 Sen kafayı yedin, dostum. 571 00:37:29,736 --> 00:37:31,775 Hayır, hayır, bir düşünsene. 572 00:37:31,821 --> 00:37:33,779 Yalan söylediğim her şey gerçek oldu. 573 00:37:36,993 --> 00:37:38,108 Ayna kırıldı. 574 00:37:38,161 --> 00:37:39,988 Pekala Sam, söylediğin tüm yalanlar... 575 00:37:40,038 --> 00:37:41,948 ...bir gecede gerçeğe dönüşemez. 576 00:37:41,999 --> 00:37:44,786 Bunlar sadece ilginç birer tesadüf, tamam mı? 577 00:37:44,835 --> 00:37:46,911 İnan bana. - İsa'dan da şüphe etmişlerdi. 578 00:37:47,964 --> 00:37:49,209 Pekala... 579 00:37:49,257 --> 00:37:50,751 ...ben duyacağımı duydum, artık gitmeliyim. 580 00:37:51,801 --> 00:37:53,295 Belki de tüm bu olanlar... 581 00:37:53,344 --> 00:37:55,302 ...senin dünya görüşüne ters düşüyordur da ondan. 582 00:37:55,346 --> 00:37:56,971 Yoksa tüm bunları Othello ödevini... 583 00:37:57,015 --> 00:37:58,972 ...yapmamak için mi söylüyorsun? 584 00:37:59,017 --> 00:38:00,132 Hayır, ödevi yapacağım. 585 00:38:00,185 --> 00:38:02,676 Tamam, o zaman... 586 00:38:02,729 --> 00:38:05,055 ...saat ikide kütüphanede buluşalım. 587 00:38:06,358 --> 00:38:07,556 Tamam. 588 00:38:07,610 --> 00:38:09,068 Tamam, altıda görüşürüz. 589 00:38:09,111 --> 00:38:11,353 Saat ikide Sam... 590 00:38:11,405 --> 00:38:12,650 ...kütüphanede. 591 00:38:12,698 --> 00:38:13,979 Sakın beni bekletme. 592 00:38:19,956 --> 00:38:21,154 Selam. 593 00:38:21,207 --> 00:38:23,829 O kız senin sevgilin mi? 594 00:38:23,877 --> 00:38:25,751 Hayır, hayır. 595 00:38:25,796 --> 00:38:27,669 Güzel. 596 00:38:27,714 --> 00:38:29,125 Baksana, ben çok açım. 597 00:38:29,174 --> 00:38:31,500 Gidip bir şeyler yemek ister misin? 598 00:38:31,552 --> 00:38:32,797 İsterdim... 599 00:38:32,845 --> 00:38:34,719 ...gerçekten, ama... 600 00:38:34,764 --> 00:38:37,551 ...birazdan kütüphanede Annie'yle... 601 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:39,427 ...buluşmam lazım. 602 00:38:39,477 --> 00:38:40,556 Bir projede çalışıyoruz da. 603 00:38:40,603 --> 00:38:42,892 Yani... 604 00:38:42,939 --> 00:38:45,726 ...benimle gelemeyeceğine emin misin? 605 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,312 Hayır. 606 00:38:50,364 --> 00:38:52,107 Güzel. 607 00:38:52,157 --> 00:38:53,984 Hadi gidelim. 608 00:39:11,386 --> 00:39:13,094 Dünyanın en çirkin burnu... 609 00:39:13,138 --> 00:39:14,680 ...benimki sanırım. 610 00:39:14,723 --> 00:39:16,550 Saçmalama, bence çok güzel. 611 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,676 Çok şekersin. 612 00:39:19,728 --> 00:39:20,808 Neyse, gitmem gerek. 613 00:39:20,896 --> 00:39:23,185 Kyle'la buluşmam lazım. 614 00:39:23,232 --> 00:39:26,352 Ama bu hafta sonu evimde parti veriyorum. 615 00:39:26,402 --> 00:39:27,813 Sen de gelmek ister misin? 616 00:39:27,862 --> 00:39:29,238 Evet! Ben... 617 00:39:29,238 --> 00:39:31,030 ...yani... 618 00:39:31,074 --> 00:39:32,568 ...bu iyi bir fikir gibi. 619 00:39:33,702 --> 00:39:35,030 Süper. 620 00:40:03,775 --> 00:40:06,397 Partiye gidiyorum... 621 00:40:06,445 --> 00:40:07,773 ...partiye gidiyorum. 622 00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:12,565 Ne oluyor? 623 00:40:17,790 --> 00:40:19,866 Sally Berkeley. 624 00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:22,373 Manzara gibi kadın. 625 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:24,627 Harikasın Jill, harikasın. 626 00:40:24,673 --> 00:40:26,464 Aklıma bir soru takıldı. 627 00:40:26,508 --> 00:40:28,802 Bu bacaklar açılmak üzere mi... 628 00:40:28,802 --> 00:40:29,917 ...yoksa kapanmak üzere mi, anlamadım? 629 00:40:29,970 --> 00:40:32,259 Çok güzel olmuş. 630 00:40:36,143 --> 00:40:38,432 Bu kadının şeyi mi? 631 00:40:39,605 --> 00:40:41,978 Anne! Anne! 632 00:40:44,235 --> 00:40:45,433 Burada neler oluyor? 633 00:40:45,487 --> 00:40:46,815 Bu doğaçlama sanat, Sam. 634 00:40:46,863 --> 00:40:50,612 Bazı dostlarıma son çalışmalarımı göstermeliydim. Kendi Portrem Pembe! 635 00:40:51,660 --> 00:40:54,032 Tanrım! Tamam. 636 00:40:54,079 --> 00:40:55,704 Pekala, tamam. 637 00:40:55,748 --> 00:40:58,453 Çocukluk travması. Çocukluk travması. Çocukluk travması. 638 00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:01,336 Sen bizden rahatsız olma tatlım. Kendine kahveyle çörek alsana. 639 00:41:01,379 --> 00:41:03,952 Çocukluk travması. Çocukluk travması. 640 00:41:04,841 --> 00:41:07,083 Çocukluk travması. Çocukluk travması. 641 00:41:13,433 --> 00:41:16,683 Çocukluk travması. Çocukluk travması. Çocukluk travması. 642 00:41:16,728 --> 00:41:18,187 Ben de sana bunu anlatmaya çalışıyordum. 643 00:41:18,230 --> 00:41:20,306 Tüm yalanlarım gerçek oluyor. 644 00:41:21,942 --> 00:41:23,602 Annem, bilirsin... 645 00:41:23,652 --> 00:41:24,815 ...kadın şeyleri... 646 00:41:27,865 --> 00:41:29,525 ...kadınlık organları çizmeye başladı. 647 00:41:29,575 --> 00:41:31,817 Bu konuda neden yalan söyledin ki? 648 00:41:31,869 --> 00:41:33,447 Söylemedim, annemin avangart bir ressam... 649 00:41:33,496 --> 00:41:35,332 ...olduğu yalanını söylemiştim... 650 00:41:35,332 --> 00:41:37,538 Şimdi evimiz birdenbire sanat galerisine dönmüş. 651 00:41:39,294 --> 00:41:40,243 Dinle Annie, seni bu yüzden aradım. 652 00:41:40,295 --> 00:41:41,540 Sana başka ne yalanlar söylemiştim? 653 00:41:41,588 --> 00:41:43,047 Bir bakalım. İşte teki... 654 00:41:43,090 --> 00:41:45,546 "Seninle saat ikide kütüphanede buluşuruz, Annie." 655 00:41:47,136 --> 00:41:48,334 Özür dilerim. 656 00:41:49,722 --> 00:41:53,340 Ama psikolojik danışmanım... 657 00:41:53,392 --> 00:41:55,144 ...benimle çok önemli bir şey konuşmak istedi de. 658 00:41:55,144 --> 00:41:57,718 Sam, ben danışmanın yanındaydım zaten. 659 00:42:00,483 --> 00:42:03,057 Bak, Annie, seni ektiğim için çok özür dilerim. 660 00:42:03,987 --> 00:42:07,658 Özür dilemek ödevi yarın teslim etmemizi sağlamaz. 661 00:42:07,658 --> 00:42:09,449 Sorun değil. Ben bitiririm. 662 00:42:09,493 --> 00:42:12,364 Hepsini ben yazarım, tamam mı? Söz veriyorum. 663 00:42:21,923 --> 00:42:23,880 Hayır, hayır, hayır! 664 00:42:27,763 --> 00:42:28,877 Hayır, ver şunu! 665 00:42:28,930 --> 00:42:30,473 Ver dedim, ver! 666 00:42:36,939 --> 00:42:38,564 Ver o ödevi! 667 00:42:40,276 --> 00:42:41,355 Hayır! 668 00:42:47,450 --> 00:42:49,573 Bana ödevi ver! Ver! 669 00:43:08,681 --> 00:43:11,433 - Tamam, görüşürüz. - Anne? 670 00:43:12,602 --> 00:43:15,224 Bir eleştirmen, sergilerimden... 671 00:43:15,272 --> 00:43:16,606 ...tekinde bir eserimi görmüş... 672 00:43:16,606 --> 00:43:18,564 ...ve arkadaşına anlatmış. 673 00:43:18,609 --> 00:43:20,269 Sanat dünyasında bir eserin beğenildi mi... 674 00:43:20,319 --> 00:43:22,228 ...kesin arkası da gelir. 675 00:43:22,279 --> 00:43:24,605 Sanırım. 676 00:43:24,657 --> 00:43:26,946 Anne, baksana. Bir konuda bana yardımcı olabilir misin? 677 00:43:26,993 --> 00:43:29,318 Çok isterdim ama menajerimle buluşup, Gestaad'da bir açılışa katılmam gerek. 678 00:43:29,370 --> 00:43:30,912 Belki dönünce bakarız canım. 679 00:43:33,041 --> 00:43:34,459 Tabii ki. 680 00:43:34,459 --> 00:43:37,495 Peki, babam nerede biliyor musun? 681 00:43:37,545 --> 00:43:39,787 Gerçekten birileriyle konuşmaya ihtiyacım var. 682 00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:41,500 Çok tuhaf şeyler oluyor, anne. 683 00:43:51,811 --> 00:43:54,598 Aman Tanrım! 684 00:43:54,647 --> 00:43:56,141 Baba, ne giydin sen öyle? 685 00:43:56,190 --> 00:43:58,764 Konserden geliyorum. 686 00:43:58,818 --> 00:44:00,443 Ne konseri? 687 00:44:00,487 --> 00:44:04,532 Dostum, müziğe geri dönüyorum ama bu tahmininden çok daha zor olacak gibi. 688 00:44:08,454 --> 00:44:09,568 Demek Poison grubundasın. 689 00:44:10,247 --> 00:44:13,000 Poison grubundaydım dostum, oradaydım. 690 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,787 Ama bu solo çalışma sayesinde... 691 00:44:15,836 --> 00:44:18,506 ...yine bir numara olacağım! 692 00:44:19,757 --> 00:44:21,631 Tanrım, çok iğrenç kokuyorsun. 693 00:44:21,676 --> 00:44:24,962 Vajina resmi çizin bir kadın, beni eleştirmemeli bence. 694 00:44:25,013 --> 00:44:26,721 Bu sanat, Hank. 695 00:44:26,765 --> 00:44:28,183 Jinekologlara göre belki öyledir. 696 00:44:28,183 --> 00:44:29,974 Benim havaalanına gitmem lazım. 697 00:44:30,018 --> 00:44:31,678 Sam'i okula bırakabilecek kadar ayık mısın? 698 00:44:31,728 --> 00:44:33,970 Sanmıyorum. Kendisi gider artık. 699 00:44:34,023 --> 00:44:35,018 Ne? 700 00:44:35,065 --> 00:44:38,980 Benim gidip yatmam gerek. 701 00:44:39,028 --> 00:44:41,780 Ama yüz elliyi geçmemeye çalış evlat, tamam mı? 702 00:44:45,702 --> 00:44:48,240 Yüz elli mi? 703 00:44:48,329 --> 00:44:49,278 Nasıl ya? 704 00:44:53,752 --> 00:44:55,626 Baba? 705 00:45:00,384 --> 00:45:01,795 Anne? 706 00:45:14,900 --> 00:45:16,857 Bakir ölmeyeceğim. 707 00:46:15,339 --> 00:46:19,171 Sam! Muhteşem bir araban varmış. 708 00:46:30,605 --> 00:46:32,349 Ödevi bitirebildin mi? 709 00:46:35,402 --> 00:46:36,980 Şaka yapıyorsun, değil mi? 710 00:46:37,029 --> 00:46:39,188 Bak, kendi hayatını mahvetmek istiyorsan devam et... 711 00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:40,817 ...ama beni de yanında götürme. 712 00:46:40,866 --> 00:46:42,444 Bak, özür dilerim, tamam mı? 713 00:46:42,493 --> 00:46:43,691 Söz veriyorum, bunu telafi edeceğim. 714 00:46:43,745 --> 00:46:46,496 Nasıl? İkimiz de bu ödev yüzünden sıfır alacağız Sam. 715 00:46:50,627 --> 00:46:52,869 Belki de almayız. 716 00:46:56,633 --> 00:46:58,875 - Selam. - Selam. 717 00:46:58,927 --> 00:47:00,754 Buna asla... 718 00:47:00,804 --> 00:47:03,093 ...inanamayacaksınız ama... 719 00:47:03,140 --> 00:47:05,466 ...köpeğim ödevimi yedi. 720 00:47:05,518 --> 00:47:07,475 Ve okuması oldukça zor ama... 721 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:08,469 ...eğer hala isterseniz... 722 00:47:08,521 --> 00:47:10,265 Elbette hala istiyorum. 723 00:47:10,315 --> 00:47:11,690 Tamam. 724 00:47:11,733 --> 00:47:14,402 Köpeğin gerçekten çok yaramazmış, Sam. 725 00:47:14,444 --> 00:47:15,819 Onu da arada terbiyesizlik yaptığı için dövüyor musun, bakalım? 726 00:47:15,862 --> 00:47:17,819 Çünkü bana oldukça yaramaz bir sürtükmüş gibi geldi. 727 00:47:19,199 --> 00:47:22,034 Arada bir şaplak attığım oluyor tabii. 728 00:47:22,453 --> 00:47:26,153 Görünen o ki ona biraz daha sert vurmalısın. 729 00:47:29,251 --> 00:47:31,540 Tamam, peki. 730 00:47:31,587 --> 00:47:33,627 Pekala, bu konudaki anlayışınız için... 731 00:47:33,715 --> 00:47:35,506 ...çok teşekkür ederim. 732 00:47:35,550 --> 00:47:37,626 En iyisi ben artık gidip yerime oturayım. 733 00:47:39,930 --> 00:47:42,717 Bence bu ödevden süper bir not alacağız. 734 00:47:51,275 --> 00:47:54,525 Henderson iğrençsin! Henderson iğrençsin! 735 00:47:54,570 --> 00:47:57,939 Henderson iğrençsin! Henderson iğrençsin! 736 00:47:57,991 --> 00:48:00,861 Henderson iğrençsin! Henderson iğrençsin! 737 00:48:00,910 --> 00:48:03,199 Defans! Defans adamını tut! 738 00:48:05,373 --> 00:48:06,916 Bu da ne? 739 00:48:09,044 --> 00:48:10,373 Henderson iğrençsin! 740 00:48:13,924 --> 00:48:15,383 Tuttum! 741 00:48:15,426 --> 00:48:17,917 - Ne? Hayır! - 15 yeşil, mola. 742 00:48:17,970 --> 00:48:19,168 - Hadi ama! - Bu beşinci faul, koç. 743 00:48:19,222 --> 00:48:20,597 Hadi! 744 00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:22,716 - Bu beşinci. İşin bitti. - Hayır! 745 00:48:22,767 --> 00:48:23,763 Ne? Ne? Ne var? 746 00:48:23,810 --> 00:48:25,304 - Gidip yerine otur! - Olmaz! 747 00:48:25,353 --> 00:48:27,097 Beşinci faulün, Kyle. Hakem seni dışarı atıyor. 748 00:48:27,147 --> 00:48:28,558 Ne? 749 00:48:29,733 --> 00:48:31,772 Koç, yeni oyuncu sokman lazım. 750 00:48:31,818 --> 00:48:34,025 Başka kimse yok. Hepsi beş faul aldı. 751 00:48:34,071 --> 00:48:35,814 Peki ya şuradaki bücür? 752 00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:41,117 - Dört kişiyle oynasak? - Beş kişi ya da çekilin. 753 00:48:41,162 --> 00:48:42,360 İyi. 754 00:48:44,916 --> 00:48:46,992 Leonard, sen giriyorsun. 755 00:48:47,043 --> 00:48:48,454 Ne? 756 00:48:48,503 --> 00:48:50,163 Gir dedim. 757 00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:08,602 Ben boştayım. Boştayım! 758 00:49:08,649 --> 00:49:10,274 Boştayım! 759 00:49:11,444 --> 00:49:12,819 Boştayım! 760 00:49:14,072 --> 00:49:16,361 Ne oldu? 761 00:49:22,164 --> 00:49:24,536 O bizim potamız, seni ahmak! 762 00:49:24,583 --> 00:49:26,457 Sen burada kal ve sakın... 763 00:49:26,627 --> 00:49:28,454 ...bir daha topa dokunma. 764 00:49:29,130 --> 00:49:30,838 İğrençsin! 765 00:49:33,009 --> 00:49:34,918 Hadi! 766 00:49:35,428 --> 00:49:36,839 Aldım, aldım. 767 00:49:57,785 --> 00:49:59,944 Evet! Evet! 768 00:49:59,996 --> 00:50:01,704 Pekala, koşun bakalım. Bir basket daha atın. 769 00:50:35,450 --> 00:50:36,779 Mola, mola! Hemen buraya gelin! 770 00:50:36,827 --> 00:50:38,903 Hadi bakalım. Yaklaşın. Buraya gelin, buraya. 771 00:50:41,123 --> 00:50:42,321 Tamam çocuklar. 772 00:50:42,375 --> 00:50:43,833 Keseli Sıçanlar'ın sloganı neydi? 773 00:50:43,876 --> 00:50:46,083 Maç zorlaşınca, yere yatıp ölü taklidi mi yapacağız? 774 00:50:46,129 --> 00:50:47,872 - Evet, evet. - Ama bu akşam... 775 00:50:47,922 --> 00:50:49,381 ...maçı kazanma şansımız var o yüzden hadi oraya çıkıp... 776 00:50:49,424 --> 00:50:51,215 ...maçı kazanmaya çalışın. Hadi! Hemen, şimdi! 777 00:50:51,259 --> 00:50:54,262 Skor 76'ya 74. O yüzden kazanmak için tek şansımız... 778 00:50:54,262 --> 00:50:55,591 - Üçlük atış. - Faul atışı! 779 00:50:55,639 --> 00:50:57,466 Faul atışı bir puandır. 780 00:50:57,516 --> 00:50:58,975 - Biliyorum. - Leonard, tabelaya baksana. 781 00:50:59,017 --> 00:51:00,595 Kaç puan gerideyiz? 782 00:51:02,438 --> 00:51:03,813 On üç buçuk. 783 00:51:03,856 --> 00:51:06,477 - Ne? - Yedi sekizlik. 784 00:51:06,525 --> 00:51:07,688 Ama o zaman da biri atıp... 785 00:51:07,735 --> 00:51:09,644 - Bize üçlük gerek. - Tamam. 786 00:51:09,695 --> 00:51:10,858 Oyun planı ne, koç? 787 00:51:12,824 --> 00:51:14,022 Ne önemi var ki? Topu Leonard'a verin... 788 00:51:14,075 --> 00:51:15,451 ...o da atsın işte, umurumda değil. 789 00:51:15,493 --> 00:51:17,367 Daha iyi bir fikri olan var mı? 790 00:51:17,412 --> 00:51:19,903 Hayır. 791 00:51:19,956 --> 00:51:21,783 Hadi bana ver. 792 00:51:21,833 --> 00:51:25,333 Keseli Sıçanlar! 793 00:51:25,379 --> 00:51:26,790 Bunu yapabiliriz. 794 00:51:28,382 --> 00:51:29,627 Merak edecek bir şey yok. 795 00:52:11,553 --> 00:52:13,795 Selam. 796 00:52:13,847 --> 00:52:15,924 - Bunu kanıtlayabilirim. - Neyi? 797 00:52:15,975 --> 00:52:17,967 Yalanlarımın gerçek olduğunu. 798 00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:21,845 - Sam? - Pencereden baksana. 799 00:52:52,097 --> 00:52:55,382 Bu arabayı nereden buldun? 800 00:52:55,433 --> 00:52:56,762 Partiye gitmek ister misin? 801 00:52:56,810 --> 00:52:59,182 Hayır, sanmıyorum. 802 00:52:59,229 --> 00:53:02,764 Vicki Sanders'ın evinde basket maçını kutlamak için büyük bir parti var. 803 00:53:02,816 --> 00:53:05,224 Gerçekten mi? Kegs, basketbolcu çocuklar... 804 00:53:05,277 --> 00:53:07,947 ...hem de Vicki Sanders demek. Hadi gidelim. 805 00:53:07,989 --> 00:53:11,358 Eğer gelmezsen partiyle nasıl dalga geçebilirsin ki? 806 00:53:11,409 --> 00:53:13,817 Bak, eğer gelirsen dalga geçmek için ne kadar çok malzemen olur... 807 00:53:13,870 --> 00:53:15,946 ...bir düşünsene. 808 00:53:30,262 --> 00:53:34,047 Çelik halat gelmiş. Süpersin dostum. 809 00:53:34,100 --> 00:53:36,673 Ne zamandan beri bu tiplerle arkadaşsın sen? 810 00:53:36,728 --> 00:53:38,804 Bugün maçı kazanmaya biraz yardım ettim de. 811 00:53:38,855 --> 00:53:42,189 Biraz mı? Maçı senin sayende kazandık. 812 00:53:45,862 --> 00:53:48,532 Artık okuldaki her kız, onunla birlikte olmak istiyor. 813 00:53:49,867 --> 00:53:52,239 - Gerçekten mi? - Evet. 814 00:53:52,286 --> 00:53:53,745 Peki kim bu kızlar? 815 00:53:53,787 --> 00:53:55,448 Herkes senin baloya kiminle... 816 00:53:55,498 --> 00:53:57,621 ...gideceğini bilmek istiyor. 817 00:53:59,585 --> 00:54:01,459 Ben, bilmiyorum. Henüz bilmiyorum. 818 00:54:01,504 --> 00:54:03,960 Alternatifleri değerlendiriyorum, değil mi? 819 00:54:06,426 --> 00:54:08,004 Hadi dans edelim! 820 00:54:25,405 --> 00:54:28,489 Dostum, seninki Çelik Halata fena asılıyor. 821 00:54:51,140 --> 00:54:53,382 Dostum, daha önce Vicki'yi böyle dans ederken hiç görmemiştim. 822 00:54:53,435 --> 00:54:56,186 Daha önce kimsenin böyle dans ettiğini görmemiştim. 823 00:55:14,624 --> 00:55:16,166 Önemli bir şey değildir, dostum. 824 00:55:16,209 --> 00:55:18,498 Ne olursa olsun, herif salağın teki. 825 00:55:20,672 --> 00:55:22,879 Bu Carmen Electra mı? 826 00:55:23,717 --> 00:55:26,291 Sam Leonard burada mı? 827 00:55:37,357 --> 00:55:40,441 Selam. Radyoda maçı kazandığınızı duydum ve... 828 00:55:40,485 --> 00:55:43,771 ...gelip seni şahsen tebrik etmek istedim. 829 00:55:45,574 --> 00:55:47,234 Sana pasta da yaptım. 830 00:55:57,461 --> 00:55:59,501 Sammy. 831 00:56:00,715 --> 00:56:03,123 Seninle gurur duyuyorum. 832 00:56:06,971 --> 00:56:08,632 İşte benim adamım! 833 00:56:10,225 --> 00:56:11,470 Evet! 834 00:56:17,149 --> 00:56:18,643 Pasta isteyen var mı? 835 00:56:28,870 --> 00:56:31,195 Öp beni sevgilim. 836 00:56:31,247 --> 00:56:33,786 - Ne dedin? - Öp beni sevgilim. 837 00:56:33,834 --> 00:56:36,585 Dur, bekle, bekle! Vicki, Kyle'a ne oldu? 838 00:56:36,628 --> 00:56:37,909 Bu onun için sorun olmaz. 839 00:56:41,675 --> 00:56:44,345 Bak dostum, kocaman aleti olan, muhteşem hatunlarla takılan... 840 00:56:44,386 --> 00:56:48,301 ...Porsche'u olan, rock yıldızı gibi bir basketbol oyuncusuyla... 841 00:56:48,349 --> 00:56:51,019 ...birlikte banyoya gitmiş olması, mutlaka... 842 00:56:51,060 --> 00:56:54,476 ...aralarında bir şeyler olduğu anlamına gelmez. 843 00:56:54,522 --> 00:56:56,349 Evet, belki de sadece sohbet ediyorlardır. 844 00:56:59,152 --> 00:57:01,904 Tanrım, Vicki Sanders'ın sol memesi. 845 00:57:03,282 --> 00:57:04,527 İnanılmaz. 846 00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:06,743 Ben. 847 00:57:10,206 --> 00:57:11,320 Teşekkürler. 848 00:57:11,374 --> 00:57:14,043 Tamam, tamam. 849 00:57:14,043 --> 00:57:15,545 Bu kadar ön sevişme yeter. 850 00:57:15,545 --> 00:57:17,953 Ben hazırım, Sam. 851 00:57:18,006 --> 00:57:19,334 Peki. 852 00:57:20,842 --> 00:57:22,586 - Neye hazırsın? - Bekaretimi kaybetmeye. 853 00:57:22,636 --> 00:57:23,667 Ne? Benimle mi? 854 00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:24,799 - Seninle! - Şimdi mi? 855 00:57:24,846 --> 00:57:26,257 Şimdi. 856 00:57:26,306 --> 00:57:28,216 Vicki, bir banyodayız. Bunun özel bir şey olmasını istemez misin? 857 00:57:30,060 --> 00:57:32,730 Bunu söyleyeceğini biliyordum. 858 00:57:36,150 --> 00:57:38,190 Kemerim. 859 00:57:38,236 --> 00:57:39,481 Hayır, bence bu... 860 00:57:43,241 --> 00:57:45,911 Tanrım! 861 00:57:47,496 --> 00:57:49,619 Seviş benimle! 862 00:57:55,713 --> 00:57:58,085 - Düşündüğün gibi değil. - Evet, öyle. 863 00:58:04,597 --> 00:58:05,926 Lütfen beni öldürme! 864 00:58:08,768 --> 00:58:10,393 Sam! 865 00:58:15,108 --> 00:58:18,063 Kaç Sam! Kaç! 866 00:58:20,406 --> 00:58:21,865 Kaç! 867 00:58:49,687 --> 00:58:51,312 Güzel araba! 868 00:58:52,857 --> 00:58:54,482 Benim sevgilim sensin. 869 00:58:54,526 --> 00:58:56,150 Artık sen benim erkek arkadaşımsın. 870 00:58:56,194 --> 00:58:58,650 Kyle'ı terk ettim, artık seni seviyorum. 871 00:59:01,158 --> 00:59:02,617 Yoksa artık bunlar beraber mi? 872 00:59:02,659 --> 00:59:04,782 Sam! 873 00:59:05,162 --> 00:59:07,285 Selam, Sam. 874 00:59:07,331 --> 00:59:09,371 Çelik halat! 875 00:59:09,417 --> 00:59:12,204 Sam, konuşabilir miyiz? 876 00:59:13,963 --> 00:59:15,872 Hemen geri döneceğim. 877 00:59:15,923 --> 00:59:17,334 Tamam. 878 00:59:21,346 --> 00:59:23,967 Pekala, ne oldu? 879 00:59:25,767 --> 00:59:27,974 Tamam, tamam. 880 00:59:28,020 --> 00:59:30,807 Pekala... 881 00:59:30,856 --> 00:59:33,312 ...sana söylemek istediğim şey... 882 00:59:38,698 --> 00:59:41,910 ...baloya ben de iki bilet aldım. 883 00:59:41,910 --> 00:59:43,819 Sen mi? Baloya mı? 884 00:59:43,870 --> 00:59:46,492 Annie, bu müthiş. 885 00:59:46,540 --> 00:59:48,449 Peki ne oldu da fikrini değiştirdin? 886 00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:50,872 Sen bu konuda çok heyecanlıydın. Bu yüzden ben de... 887 00:59:50,919 --> 00:59:55,131 ...düşünmüştüm ki. Neyse, boşver. 888 00:59:55,174 --> 00:59:58,009 Peki kiminle gideceksin? 889 01:00:01,430 --> 01:00:03,423 Burada dürüst davranmayan... 890 01:00:03,474 --> 01:00:05,467 ...tek kişi sen değildin. 891 01:00:08,146 --> 01:00:10,471 Ben sadece... 892 01:00:10,523 --> 01:00:12,682 ...seninle çok iyi anlaştığımız için... 893 01:00:12,734 --> 01:00:14,015 ...düşünmüştüm ki... 894 01:00:14,069 --> 01:00:15,480 ...belki de dedim... 895 01:00:17,030 --> 01:00:19,522 ...belki de arkadaşlığımızı biraz ilerletebiliriz. 896 01:00:22,620 --> 01:00:23,734 Ben... 897 01:00:23,788 --> 01:00:24,986 ...ne söyleyeceğimi bilemiyorum. 898 01:00:26,123 --> 01:00:28,662 Tanrım! Tam liseli aşıklar gibi. 899 01:00:31,421 --> 01:00:32,999 Baloya benimle gitmek ister misin? 900 01:00:38,512 --> 01:00:40,837 Ama ben Vicki'yle birlikteyim. 901 01:00:40,889 --> 01:00:43,725 Ama Vicki çok aptal. 902 01:00:44,768 --> 01:00:46,560 Evet, biliyorum ama... 903 01:00:46,604 --> 01:00:49,474 ...okuldaki en güzel, en popüler kızı... 904 01:00:49,524 --> 01:00:51,018 ...bırakıp da... 905 01:00:53,111 --> 01:00:55,150 Benimle çıkılmaz. 906 01:00:56,948 --> 01:00:58,857 Annie, öyle demek istemedim. 907 01:00:58,909 --> 01:01:00,107 Ben sadece... 908 01:01:01,787 --> 01:01:04,871 Acınacak durumdasın. 909 01:01:08,043 --> 01:01:10,250 Dün akşam eyalet basket takımından beni aradılar... 910 01:01:10,296 --> 01:01:13,250 ...ve artık benimle ilgilenmediklerini söylediler. 911 01:01:13,299 --> 01:01:17,000 Bu herif tek bir günde kız arkadaşımı, takımdaki gard pozisyonumu... 912 01:01:17,053 --> 01:01:19,264 ...ve tüm geleceğimi çaldı. 913 01:01:19,264 --> 01:01:21,885 Hatta park yerimi bile çalmış! 914 01:01:21,933 --> 01:01:24,603 Ama park yerleri şahsa ait değil ki dostum. 915 01:01:24,644 --> 01:01:26,388 O bunların bedelini ödemeli! 916 01:01:26,438 --> 01:01:27,683 Evet. Bakın aklıma bir fikir geldi. 917 01:01:27,731 --> 01:01:30,139 Sam'i amigo kız gibi giydirip... 918 01:01:30,192 --> 01:01:32,019 ...zorla kızlar tuvaletine sokup... 919 01:01:32,069 --> 01:01:33,232 ...biraz utanmasını sağlasak mı? 920 01:01:33,279 --> 01:01:34,689 Evet! 921 01:01:34,738 --> 01:01:36,399 Dur, dur! Ya da... 922 01:01:36,449 --> 01:01:37,563 ...saçına fıstık ezmesi sürebiliriz... 923 01:01:37,617 --> 01:01:39,241 - Evet. - Kaşlarını tıraş eder... 924 01:01:39,285 --> 01:01:41,242 ...öğle yemeğinde, kafeteryada herifi rezil ederiz. 925 01:01:41,287 --> 01:01:42,568 Süpersin dostum. 926 01:01:42,622 --> 01:01:44,282 Ya da, ya da... 927 01:01:44,332 --> 01:01:45,625 Çamaşır deterjanıyla... 928 01:01:45,625 --> 01:01:48,295 ...herifi iyice bir kaplasak... 929 01:01:48,336 --> 01:01:49,914 ...daha sonra kamyonetimin arkasında sürükleyip... 930 01:01:49,963 --> 01:01:52,964 ...hayalarını da arabamın aküsüne mi taksak? 931 01:02:01,642 --> 01:02:05,177 Seninle oturup biraz konuşmak istedim Sam... 932 01:02:05,229 --> 01:02:09,310 ...çünkü Bay Von Der Ahe, bana senin... 933 01:02:09,359 --> 01:02:12,693 ...okulun başından beri hiçbir ödevini yapmadığını söyledi. 934 01:02:14,698 --> 01:02:16,821 Bu nedenle de seni Matematik Bursu aday listesinden... 935 01:02:16,867 --> 01:02:19,572 ...çıkarmak dışında yapacak hiç bir şeyim kalmıyor. 936 01:02:19,620 --> 01:02:24,781 Ayrıca sana bir de uyarı vermek zorundayım. 937 01:02:24,834 --> 01:02:26,873 Bu da maalesef demek oluyor ki... 938 01:02:26,919 --> 01:02:28,912 ...tek bir hata daha yaparsan... 939 01:02:31,132 --> 01:02:32,674 ...seni kovmak zorunda kalırım. 940 01:02:35,512 --> 01:02:37,968 Söylemek istediğin bir şey var mı Sam? 941 01:02:39,349 --> 01:02:41,057 Hadi oradan, Marcus! 942 01:02:48,109 --> 01:02:50,516 İki maymunu ben alıyorum. 943 01:02:54,449 --> 01:02:56,367 O zaman diğer maymunları da ben alırım. 944 01:02:56,367 --> 01:02:57,648 Nasıl istersen! 945 01:02:57,702 --> 01:02:59,659 Maymunlar yüzünden tartışmaktan bıktım artık Hank. 946 01:02:59,704 --> 01:03:02,659 O maymunları sen al. 947 01:03:02,708 --> 01:03:04,784 Burada neler oluyor? Ne yapıyorsunuz? 948 01:03:04,835 --> 01:03:06,712 Mallarımızı paylaşıyoruz. 949 01:03:06,712 --> 01:03:08,123 Boşanıyoruz da. 950 01:03:08,172 --> 01:03:10,046 Buzdolabının üstündeki notu okumadın mı? 951 01:03:10,090 --> 01:03:11,751 Not mu? 952 01:03:12,635 --> 01:03:14,010 Ne? 953 01:03:14,053 --> 01:03:15,334 Birbirimizden uzaklaştık. 954 01:03:15,388 --> 01:03:17,677 Yani, ben yeniden müziğe döndüm... 955 01:03:17,724 --> 01:03:19,966 ...annense resim falan yapıyor. 956 01:03:20,018 --> 01:03:21,477 Zaten bu iş nasıl yürürdü ki? 957 01:03:21,519 --> 01:03:22,599 Bakın, bunu daha sonra konuşuruz. 958 01:03:22,645 --> 01:03:23,926 Benim Prag'a gitmem gerek. 959 01:03:23,980 --> 01:03:26,732 Hayır gidemezsin. Size ihtiyacım var. 960 01:03:26,775 --> 01:03:29,017 Biliyorum Sam. 961 01:03:29,069 --> 01:03:31,691 Dünyanın sonu gelmiş gibi hissediyorsun ama inan bana öyle değil. 962 01:03:31,739 --> 01:03:35,357 Bu sadece ergenlik yüzünden. O da zamanla geçer. 963 01:03:35,409 --> 01:03:38,196 Hayır anne, o kadar basit değil. 964 01:03:38,246 --> 01:03:39,360 Bir sürü yalan söylemiştim... 965 01:03:39,413 --> 01:03:41,323 ...ve şimdi mucizevi bir şekilde hepsi tek tek gerçek oluyor. 966 01:03:41,374 --> 01:03:43,782 Ve bundan kurtulamıyorum. 967 01:03:43,835 --> 01:03:46,670 Sanırım yaratıcılığı bana çekmiş. 968 01:03:46,713 --> 01:03:48,540 Hayır, doğru söylüyorum. 969 01:03:48,590 --> 01:03:50,001 Yalan söylemiyorum. 970 01:03:51,218 --> 01:03:53,009 Baba, okuldan atılmak üzereyim. 971 01:03:53,053 --> 01:03:55,295 Ve Matematik Bursunu da alamayacağım. 972 01:03:55,389 --> 01:03:56,717 Tommy Lee de üniversiteye gitmemişti. 973 01:03:56,765 --> 01:03:58,675 Eğitim olayı fazla abartılıyor. 974 01:03:58,726 --> 01:04:01,015 Asıl önemli olan hayat üniversitesi! 975 01:04:02,980 --> 01:04:04,605 Neyse, gitmem gerek. Taksi geldi. 976 01:04:04,649 --> 01:04:06,641 Evet, ben de ses kontrolüne geç kaldım. 977 01:04:11,906 --> 01:04:13,816 Nerede bu? 978 01:04:16,411 --> 01:04:18,784 Leonard aile toplantısı! 979 01:04:20,332 --> 01:04:23,002 Leonard aile toplantısı! 980 01:04:23,043 --> 01:04:25,535 Sam Leonard! Burada! 981 01:04:26,589 --> 01:04:28,380 Jill Leonard! 982 01:04:31,094 --> 01:04:32,043 Hank Leonard. 983 01:04:32,095 --> 01:04:34,586 Üzgünüm evlat, hayranlarım beni bekliyor. 984 01:04:41,813 --> 01:04:45,313 Baba geri dön! Baba, lütfen! 985 01:04:45,359 --> 01:04:46,770 Baba! 986 01:06:16,081 --> 01:06:18,833 Tanrım, hayalarım! 987 01:06:34,851 --> 01:06:37,342 Ödevini okudum Samuel. Bir şiir gibi geldi. 988 01:06:37,395 --> 01:06:38,558 Teşekkür ederim, Bayan Moran. 989 01:06:38,605 --> 01:06:39,850 Hayır, artık Bayan Moran değilim. 990 01:06:39,898 --> 01:06:41,476 Bay Moran ve ben ayrıldık. 991 01:06:41,566 --> 01:06:43,524 Benim gerçek bir erkeğe ihtiyacım var. 992 01:06:50,951 --> 01:06:53,359 Bakın, öğrenciler geldi. 993 01:06:53,412 --> 01:06:55,489 Neyse, bunu bu akşam bitiririz? 994 01:06:55,540 --> 01:06:56,702 Ne? Neyi? 995 01:06:56,749 --> 01:06:58,125 Baloda ben de görevliyim. 996 01:06:58,168 --> 01:07:00,374 Sakın geç kalma. 997 01:07:00,754 --> 01:07:03,755 Seni seviyorum! Seni seviyorum, Samuel! Seni seviyorum! 998 01:08:21,715 --> 01:08:24,123 Dondurmadan sonra en soğuk şey olan benim. 999 01:08:24,176 --> 01:08:26,846 Ben Annie. Size nasıl yardımcı olabilirim? 1000 01:08:26,887 --> 01:08:28,714 Bu arada... 1001 01:08:28,764 --> 01:08:30,140 ...ben hamileyim. 1002 01:08:30,183 --> 01:08:31,558 Ne? 1003 01:08:49,537 --> 01:08:50,782 Bir aile kurmak istemiyor musun? 1004 01:08:50,830 --> 01:08:52,657 Tabii ki, bir gün. 1005 01:08:52,707 --> 01:08:55,661 Bir dakika. Bu mümkün değil. Seninle ben asla o işi, bilirsin işte. 1006 01:08:55,710 --> 01:08:57,288 O zaman şimdi yapalım. 1007 01:08:57,337 --> 01:08:59,625 Yani demek ki hamile değilsin. 1008 01:08:59,672 --> 01:09:02,128 Tanrım, umarım gözleri sana benzer. 1009 01:09:02,175 --> 01:09:03,550 Neden... 1010 01:09:03,593 --> 01:09:05,171 Hadi! 1011 01:09:08,265 --> 01:09:09,676 Tanrım, sen delirmişsin. Buradan çıkmam gerek. 1012 01:09:09,725 --> 01:09:11,226 Hadi ama! Hadi! 1013 01:09:11,226 --> 01:09:14,596 Bu işi umumi bir tuvalette yapmak istememiş miydin? 1014 01:09:15,856 --> 01:09:17,516 Kudurdun mu? 1015 01:09:18,067 --> 01:09:20,024 Hadi sevişelim! 1016 01:09:20,069 --> 01:09:22,940 Hadi ama, beni delirtiyorsun! 1017 01:09:28,995 --> 01:09:32,863 Tüm bunları bana ne zaman anlatacaktın? 1018 01:09:32,916 --> 01:09:34,292 Bayan Moran. 1019 01:09:34,334 --> 01:09:35,283 Selam. 1020 01:09:38,589 --> 01:09:40,466 Bir saniye Bayan Moran, bekleyin. 1021 01:09:40,466 --> 01:09:42,126 Durun! Bekleyin! 1022 01:09:45,888 --> 01:09:48,973 Hadi gel, kral ve kraliçeyi açıklayacaklar. 1023 01:09:50,393 --> 01:09:54,564 Ve bu yılın Bridgeport Balosu kralı ve... 1024 01:09:54,564 --> 01:09:56,604 ...kraliçesi... 1025 01:10:03,991 --> 01:10:06,909 ...Vicki Sanders ve Sam Leonard! 1026 01:10:43,283 --> 01:10:46,984 Yeni seçilen kral ve kraliçemizi ben de... 1027 01:10:47,037 --> 01:10:49,707 ...bizzat kutlamak istedim de! 1028 01:11:04,890 --> 01:11:06,882 Ve... 1029 01:11:06,933 --> 01:11:09,259 ...kralımıza! 1030 01:11:10,229 --> 01:11:13,274 Evet! 1031 01:11:13,274 --> 01:11:15,100 Samuel Leonard... 1032 01:11:17,695 --> 01:11:19,522 Şunu söylemek isterim ki... 1033 01:11:21,491 --> 01:11:22,866 ...sana deliler gibi aşığım. 1034 01:11:24,953 --> 01:11:26,328 Bu yüzden seni, Vicki Sanders'la... 1035 01:11:26,371 --> 01:11:28,031 ...tuvalette sevişirken yakalamak... 1036 01:11:28,081 --> 01:11:29,279 ...beni gerçekten çok üzdü. 1037 01:11:29,332 --> 01:11:30,198 Ne? 1038 01:11:30,250 --> 01:11:31,792 Bayan Moran, kariyerinizi düşünün. 1039 01:11:31,835 --> 01:11:35,085 Ne kariyeri? Sen olmadan hayatımın ne anlamı var Sam? 1040 01:11:36,048 --> 01:11:37,875 Muhtemelen çok daha iyi olurdu. 1041 01:11:37,925 --> 01:11:42,421 Ayrıca bizim... 1042 01:11:42,471 --> 01:11:44,429 ...yeni... 1043 01:11:49,521 --> 01:11:51,893 ...iğrenç kraliçemiz Vicki Sanders'a da... 1044 01:11:51,940 --> 01:11:54,312 söylemek istediğim bir kaç şey var. 1045 01:11:58,947 --> 01:12:01,355 Sen sürtüğün önde gidenisin! 1046 01:12:07,707 --> 01:12:10,993 Bana söylemek istediğin bir şey olmadığına emin misin? 1047 01:12:13,755 --> 01:12:16,626 Aslında size söylemem... 1048 01:12:17,759 --> 01:12:21,211 ...gereken bir şey var, Marcus. 1049 01:12:31,983 --> 01:12:33,901 Hayır! 1050 01:12:33,901 --> 01:12:35,894 Özür dilerim Bay Hayes, Müdür Hayes! 1051 01:12:45,289 --> 01:12:46,617 Bayan Moran! 1052 01:12:55,299 --> 01:12:58,170 Bayan Moran! Bayan Moran! 1053 01:13:04,809 --> 01:13:06,933 Beyler! Bayan Moran! 1054 01:13:07,020 --> 01:13:08,939 Beyler! Lütfen, anlamıyorsunuz. 1055 01:13:08,939 --> 01:13:11,430 - Onu otoparka götürün! - Hayır, hayır! Yapmayın! 1056 01:13:15,279 --> 01:13:17,521 - Lütfen! - Ne yapıyorsun, Kyle? 1057 01:13:17,573 --> 01:13:19,032 Hadi dostum, bu çılgınlık! Ne yapıyorsun sen? 1058 01:13:19,116 --> 01:13:20,575 Sence ne yapıyorum? 1059 01:13:20,618 --> 01:13:23,156 Onu kamyonetimin arkasında sürükleyeceğim! 1060 01:13:23,204 --> 01:13:25,576 Kyle, bu çılgınlık! 1061 01:13:25,623 --> 01:13:27,248 Kyle, bak, bak. Onu biraz hırpalayacağız, tamam mı? 1062 01:13:27,292 --> 01:13:29,664 Ama biliyor musun? Sen bu tehditleri biraz fazla ciddiye alıyorsun! 1063 01:13:29,711 --> 01:13:31,538 Bu söylediğine katılıyorum. 1064 01:13:31,588 --> 01:13:34,258 Kahretsin! Yine benzin bitti! 1065 01:13:34,299 --> 01:13:36,091 Kyle, sakin ol! Kyle! 1066 01:13:36,135 --> 01:13:38,377 Hayır! Çekil! 1067 01:13:40,014 --> 01:13:42,587 Hadi senin geceni biraz daha güzelleştirelim bücür! 1068 01:13:42,642 --> 01:13:44,551 Teşekkürler Tanrım! 1069 01:13:44,602 --> 01:13:46,013 Kyle! 1070 01:13:46,062 --> 01:13:49,229 Şimdi hayalarını aküme bağlayayım da gör gününü! 1071 01:13:49,274 --> 01:13:52,358 Ne? Kyle, bunu konuşarak halledebilir miyiz lütfen? 1072 01:13:52,402 --> 01:13:54,442 Kyle, bunu yapmak istemezsin. 1073 01:13:54,487 --> 01:13:55,768 Bunu sırf ben bu konuda yalan söylediğim için yapıyorsun. 1074 01:13:55,822 --> 01:13:57,103 Bunu yapacağını söylediğim için yapıyorsun. 1075 01:13:57,157 --> 01:14:00,941 - Senin kuklan olduğumu mu söylüyorsun? - Hayır, hayır, hayır! 1076 01:14:00,994 --> 01:14:04,079 Kyle, dostum. Demek istediğim, ben sadece şunu söylüyorum. 1077 01:14:04,123 --> 01:14:05,498 Bunu yapmak istemiyorsun! 1078 01:14:05,541 --> 01:14:07,830 Evet, istiyorum! 1079 01:14:10,671 --> 01:14:12,997 Kyle! Kyle! Hayatını düşün. 1080 01:14:14,342 --> 01:14:15,421 Aküyü bitireceksin. 1081 01:14:17,012 --> 01:14:18,969 Hadi o zaman, durma yap! Hayatım bundan daha kötü olamaz zaten. 1082 01:14:21,725 --> 01:14:24,430 Olduğunuz yerde kalın! Hepiniz tutuklusunuz! 1083 01:14:26,981 --> 01:14:28,439 Belki de olur. 1084 01:14:43,123 --> 01:14:45,329 Ne haber gangster? 1085 01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:50,460 Sayende bu yılın en iyi danışman ödülünü de kaybettim. 1086 01:14:52,925 --> 01:14:54,467 Selam. 1087 01:14:54,510 --> 01:14:59,552 Bak, geçen gün sana verdiğim tavsiye için özür dilerim. 1088 01:14:59,599 --> 01:15:02,352 Aslında sana söylediklerimin hepsi doğruydu. 1089 01:15:02,352 --> 01:15:04,475 Herkes yalan söyler... 1090 01:15:04,521 --> 01:15:06,312 ...ama bu, bunun iyi bir şey olduğunu göstermez. 1091 01:15:06,356 --> 01:15:09,357 Daha da önemlisi, bunun seni pek mutlu etmediği de açık. 1092 01:15:09,401 --> 01:15:13,481 Aslında mutluluk ve dürüstlük yakın arkadaştırlar. 1093 01:15:13,530 --> 01:15:17,908 Ama gel de sen bunu bir de benim manyak eski karıma anlat. 1094 01:15:17,952 --> 01:15:20,359 Neyse... 1095 01:15:20,413 --> 01:15:22,655 Müdür Hayes tüm suçlamalarını geri çekti. 1096 01:15:22,707 --> 01:15:24,700 Onunla konuştum ve seni okuldan atmak yerine... 1097 01:15:24,751 --> 01:15:27,705 ...birkaç günlük uzaklaştırma vereceğini söyledi. 1098 01:15:31,424 --> 01:15:33,548 Teşekkür ederim. 1099 01:15:33,593 --> 01:15:36,001 Bir de beni tüm o söylediğim yalanlardan kurtarabilsen. 1100 01:15:38,891 --> 01:15:41,512 Sanırım Thomas Jefferson, bir zamanlar şöyle demiş: 1101 01:15:41,560 --> 01:15:44,764 "Dürüstlük, bilgelik kitabının birinci bölümüdür." 1102 01:15:47,734 --> 01:15:49,892 - Tamam. - Teşekkür ederim! 1103 01:15:51,821 --> 01:15:53,861 İyi bir şey mi söyledim? 1104 01:15:56,201 --> 01:15:58,277 - Seni terk ediyorum. - Ne? 1105 01:15:58,328 --> 01:16:01,116 Hayatımda gördüğüm en güzel kız olduğunu söyleyebilirim... 1106 01:16:01,165 --> 01:16:03,870 ...ama ben... 1107 01:16:03,918 --> 01:16:06,373 ...ama ikimizin hiç ortak yanı yok. 1108 01:16:06,420 --> 01:16:08,709 Ve aslında, senden hoşlanmıyorum bile. 1109 01:16:08,756 --> 01:16:11,757 Sorun değil. O zaman bizimki de sadece seks dayalı bir ilişki olur. 1110 01:16:11,801 --> 01:16:13,461 Bağlılık yok, sevgili gibi de olmayacağız. 1111 01:16:13,511 --> 01:16:16,845 Sadece her istediğimiz zaman, hayvanlar gibi sevişiriz. 1112 01:16:16,890 --> 01:16:20,970 - Böyle yapan var mı? - Ben kendime hiç güvenmem ki Sam. 1113 01:16:21,019 --> 01:16:26,358 Benim gibi kızlar hep böyledir. Sen istersen onu yapmaya hazırım. 1114 01:16:26,400 --> 01:16:29,436 Hayır, hayır, hayır, Vicki. Tamam mı? 1115 01:16:29,486 --> 01:16:31,775 Bu iş bitti. Çok özür dilerim ama bu iş fazla uzadı. 1116 01:16:31,822 --> 01:16:33,899 Bitti, tamam mı? Elveda. 1117 01:16:38,454 --> 01:16:41,124 Kahramanım! 1118 01:16:41,166 --> 01:16:44,369 Sana söylemem gerek. Sen benim tüm hayatımı değiştirdin. 1119 01:16:44,419 --> 01:16:46,328 Bir haftadır ölüm tehdidi bile almıyorum. 1120 01:16:46,380 --> 01:16:48,337 Takımdan ayrılıyorum. 1121 01:16:48,382 --> 01:16:50,006 Doğruyu söylemek gerekirse, basketten hiç anlamam. 1122 01:16:50,050 --> 01:16:52,588 Üzgünüm. 1123 01:17:05,734 --> 01:17:10,063 Bakın, sadece buraya gelip... 1124 01:17:10,113 --> 01:17:12,153 ...tüm bu olanlar yüzünden... 1125 01:17:12,199 --> 01:17:13,278 ...sizden özür dilemek istemiştim. 1126 01:17:21,959 --> 01:17:24,082 Bayan Moran? 1127 01:17:24,128 --> 01:17:26,287 Bir şeyi açıklamak için kocanızı buraya getirdim. 1128 01:17:26,339 --> 01:17:29,791 Benim için kocanızı bırakmaya değmez. 1129 01:17:29,843 --> 01:17:33,710 Yani, ona bir baksanıza. O bir itfaiyeci, her gün hayat kurtarıyor. 1130 01:17:33,764 --> 01:17:35,721 Eşcinsel değilim ama çenenin güzelliğine bir bakın. 1131 01:17:38,018 --> 01:17:39,477 Bence hayatınızın en büyük... 1132 01:17:39,520 --> 01:17:41,097 ...hatasını yapmaktan vazgeçmelisiniz. 1133 01:19:24,632 --> 01:19:25,961 Ne? 1134 01:19:29,095 --> 01:19:30,922 Tanrım, lütfen! 1135 01:19:59,669 --> 01:20:03,668 Söylediklerini düşündüm ama senden ayrılmayı kabul etmiyorum. 1136 01:20:03,924 --> 01:20:07,756 Sonsuza dek birlikte olacağız. 1137 01:20:15,186 --> 01:20:16,515 İşlerin eskisi gibi olmasına izin veremem. 1138 01:20:16,563 --> 01:20:18,057 Dinle. Beni dinle, Leonard. 1139 01:20:18,106 --> 01:20:20,597 Her şeyin eskisi gibi olmasına dayanamam. Buna izin veremem. 1140 01:20:20,650 --> 01:20:22,690 Bu yüzden takıma geri dönmelisin. 1141 01:20:22,736 --> 01:20:23,934 Eğer dönmezsen, eğer ayrılmaya çalışırsan... 1142 01:20:23,987 --> 01:20:26,323 ...bu lanet okuldan mezun olamaman için... 1143 01:20:26,323 --> 01:20:28,612 ...elimden gelen her şeyi yaparım. 1144 01:21:03,613 --> 01:21:05,819 Bu manyak okul bittikten sonra... 1145 01:21:05,865 --> 01:21:07,823 ...Sam ve ben evleneceğiz. 1146 01:21:07,867 --> 01:21:12,862 Dördüncü çocuğumuz Juan Carlos da profesyonel bir kayakçı olacak. 1147 01:21:15,876 --> 01:21:18,663 Aman Tanrım! Burnumdan nefret ediyorum. 1148 01:21:18,712 --> 01:21:21,666 Çok kaba. Şuna baksana. Gördün mü? 1149 01:21:21,716 --> 01:21:23,210 İğrenç değil mi? Gördün mü? 1150 01:21:58,922 --> 01:22:00,381 Merhaba. 1151 01:22:00,424 --> 01:22:03,129 Oturabilir miyim? 1152 01:22:03,176 --> 01:22:05,798 Neden oturmak istiyorsun? 1153 01:22:07,681 --> 01:22:09,970 Çünkü o masada oturmak istediğimi sanıyordum... 1154 01:22:10,017 --> 01:22:13,469 ...ama, Tanrım, yanılmışım. 1155 01:22:13,521 --> 01:22:16,392 Burada, senin yanında daha mutluydum. 1156 01:22:17,984 --> 01:22:20,654 Çok kötü görünüyorsun. 1157 01:22:20,654 --> 01:22:22,942 Evet, hayatım resmen cehenneme döndü... 1158 01:22:22,989 --> 01:22:24,614 ...ve Brüksel lahanası dışında da... 1159 01:22:24,658 --> 01:22:27,149 ...hiçbir şey yiyemez oldum. 1160 01:22:31,457 --> 01:22:34,873 Annie, bana bir şans daha verebilir misin? 1161 01:22:36,796 --> 01:22:39,880 İyi de bir hafta, bir ay ya da bir yıl sonra... 1162 01:22:39,966 --> 01:22:42,291 ...yine burada olmaktan, bir zavallı olmaktan sıkılıp... 1163 01:22:42,343 --> 01:22:44,751 ...Balo Kraliçesi Vicki'nin yanına dönmeyeceğini nereden bileyim? 1164 01:22:44,804 --> 01:22:46,797 Hayır, dönmeyeceğim. Sana yemin ederim. 1165 01:22:46,848 --> 01:22:48,307 Dünyanın en büyük yalancısının... 1166 01:22:48,350 --> 01:22:49,809 ...bu defa doğruyu söylediğinden... 1167 01:22:49,851 --> 01:22:51,476 ...nasıl emin olabilirim? 1168 01:22:56,108 --> 01:22:57,686 Üzgünüm. 1169 01:22:58,652 --> 01:23:00,111 Annie. 1170 01:23:04,617 --> 01:23:06,076 Annie, lütfen! 1171 01:23:35,400 --> 01:23:36,978 Yoksa... 1172 01:23:37,027 --> 01:23:39,103 ...demin ben basket atamadım mı? 1173 01:24:31,043 --> 01:24:33,581 Herif beni nasıl yere itti gördün mü? 1174 01:24:33,629 --> 01:24:35,337 Sırtımı hissedemiyorum bile! 1175 01:24:35,381 --> 01:24:37,623 Dostum, skora baktın mı hiç? 1176 01:24:37,675 --> 01:24:39,300 38'e 4. 1177 01:24:39,343 --> 01:24:42,095 - Yani yeniliyoruz. - Hayır, dur! Sakın söyleme. 1178 01:24:42,138 --> 01:24:43,336 Sakın söyleme. Dur. 1179 01:24:43,389 --> 01:24:45,347 Yer çök! Yere çök! 1180 01:24:51,231 --> 01:24:53,058 34 puan. 1181 01:24:54,151 --> 01:24:56,144 Matematik harika bir şey değil mi? 1182 01:25:08,166 --> 01:25:09,874 Ben de sizi seviyorum millet. 1183 01:25:14,798 --> 01:25:17,040 Yine benden nefret ediyor. 1184 01:25:49,961 --> 01:25:51,585 Güzel oyun, beceriksiz. 1185 01:25:51,629 --> 01:25:54,796 Basketbol sevdiğini bilmiyordum. 1186 01:25:54,841 --> 01:25:59,005 Biraz eğlenmenin beni öldürmeyeceğini fark ettim. 1187 01:26:10,691 --> 01:26:14,025 Elbette tüm bunların tesadüf olma ihtimali de var. 1188 01:26:14,070 --> 01:26:16,561 Belki baban orta yaş krizine girmiştir. 1189 01:26:16,656 --> 01:26:18,945 Basket maçlarında da şansın biraz yaver gitmiştir. 1190 01:26:18,992 --> 01:26:23,286 Ve Vicki ile Bayan Moran, geçici olarak delirmiş olabilirler. 1191 01:26:23,330 --> 01:26:25,157 Artık her şey eskisi gibi olduğuna göre de... 1192 01:26:25,207 --> 01:26:28,623 ...büyülü bir şeyler olduğunu kanıtlayacak ipucu yok elimizde, değil mi? 1193 01:26:29,753 --> 01:26:32,291 Aslında... 1194 01:26:32,339 --> 01:26:33,917 ...eskiye haline... 1195 01:26:33,966 --> 01:26:37,002 ...dönmeyen bir şey var aslında. 1196 01:26:38,721 --> 01:26:41,343 En azından Porsche kullanan bir zavallıyım.

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İngilizce altyazı 1 00:00:51,918 --> 00:00:55,547 . We come on the sloop John B. 2 00:00:55,588 --> 00:00:59,217 . My grandfather and me. 3 00:00:59,259 --> 00:01:04,026 . Around Nassau town we did roam. 4 00:01:06,132 --> 00:01:09,693 . Drinkin' all night. 5 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:12,569 . Got into a fight. 6 00:01:12,605 --> 00:01:14,197 . Oh, yeah. 7 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:17,403 . Well, I feel so broke up. 8 00:01:17,444 --> 00:01:19,378 . I wanna go home. 9 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:24,643 . So hoist up the John B's sail. 10 00:01:24,684 --> 00:01:26,845 . Hoist up the John B's sail. 11 00:01:26,886 --> 00:01:30,652 . See how the mainsail sets. 12 00:01:30,690 --> 00:01:32,681 . Call for the captain ashore. 13 00:01:32,725 --> 00:01:35,285 . Let me go home. 14 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:39,191 . Let me go home. 15 00:01:40,533 --> 00:01:43,502 . I wanna go home. 16 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:45,299 . Yeah, yeah. 17 00:01:45,338 --> 00:01:47,966 . Well, I feel so broke up. 18 00:01:48,007 --> 00:01:49,201 . I wanna go home. 19 00:01:49,242 --> 00:01:50,436 . De de. 20 00:01:50,477 --> 00:01:52,835 . De de de. 21 00:01:52,879 --> 00:01:55,643 . The first mate he got drunk. 22 00:01:57,183 --> 00:01:59,310 . Fell in the captain's trunk. 23 00:01:59,352 --> 00:02:01,047 . Doo doo doo doooo. 24 00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:06,115 . The constable had to come and take him away. 25 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,721 . Sheriff John Stone. 26 00:02:10,930 --> 00:02:13,592 . Why don't you leave me alone?. 27 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:15,760 Yeah yeah. 28 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:18,794 . Well, I feel so broke up. 29 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:21,864 . I wanna go home. 30 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:23,773 Ha ha ha! 31 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:38,723 Hey, you're not nervous, are you? 32 00:02:38,758 --> 00:02:39,952 A little. 33 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,086 Oh, Sam! 34 00:02:42,128 --> 00:02:46,121 You're a kind, caring, responsible young man. 35 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,634 And I know that if you just be yourself... 36 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:50,966 Everyone's gonna end up loving you as much as we do. 37 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,199 And that is a whole heck of a lot! 38 00:02:53,239 --> 00:02:54,866 Ohhhh! 39 00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:57,042 Love you, buddy. 40 00:02:57,076 --> 00:03:02,236 Mmmm! 41 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:07,080 I love you guys, too. 42 00:03:07,787 --> 00:03:09,277 Thanks. 43 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:29,470 Yeah, man, short is the new tall! 44 00:03:32,745 --> 00:03:34,736 Are you sure he's a senior? 45 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:49,594 Nice haircut. 46 00:03:49,629 --> 00:03:50,926 Thanks. M-My mom cuts it. 47 00:03:57,337 --> 00:03:59,703 You must be Sam Leonard! 48 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:01,900 Yes. - I'm Principal Hayes. 49 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:03,431 But if you prefer to call me Marcus... 50 00:04:03,476 --> 00:04:05,376 that's perfectly all right with me. 51 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:06,878 Thanks. Thanks, Marcus. 52 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:09,347 Come on, I'll walk you to your locker. 53 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:11,441 I just want you to know what a pleasure it is... 54 00:04:11,484 --> 00:04:14,851 to have you joining our student body for your senior year. 55 00:04:14,887 --> 00:04:17,219 I'm-well-I-I'm glad to be here too, sir. 56 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,817 Great! Really great! 57 00:04:19,859 --> 00:04:21,486 Of course, your parents have already informed me... 58 00:04:21,527 --> 00:04:24,189 that you're in the running for the Math Association scholarship. 59 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:25,754 That's quite an accomplishment. 60 00:04:25,798 --> 00:04:27,663 Well-I-I haven't won anything yet but- 61 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:28,758 but thank you. 62 00:04:28,801 --> 00:04:32,703 This is your locker. It's one of my favorites. 63 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:36,038 This... is your welcome package. 64 00:04:36,876 --> 00:04:39,140 Go Possums! 65 00:04:39,178 --> 00:04:42,306 Sam, you have a great first day! 66 00:04:45,151 --> 00:04:46,641 Hey, Jack! 67 00:04:46,686 --> 00:04:50,144 Those are fantastic new sneakers you have on. 68 00:05:10,743 --> 00:05:12,836 What is that you were humming? 69 00:05:14,881 --> 00:05:16,280 Oh, it-it was nothing. 70 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,546 No, I liked it, what was it? 71 00:05:18,584 --> 00:05:20,484 Uh, Sloop John B by The Beach Boys. 72 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,511 Shhh! - Who? 73 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:25,115 Uh, they were pioneers of surf music back in the '60s. 74 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:28,218 Oh. Can you sing that song you were humming... 75 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:29,819 so I can see if I know it? 76 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:34,056 Well-well... all right. 77 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:36,227 Um... 78 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:39,204 . So hoist up the John B's sail. 79 00:05:39,238 --> 00:05:42,833 . See how the mainsails set. 80 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:46,436 . Call for the captain ashoooore. 81 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:49,971 . Let me go home. 82 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:52,644 You know it? - No, no, keep going. 83 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:55,347 . I wanna go home. 84 00:05:55,388 --> 00:05:57,754 . Yeah, yeah, yeah. 85 00:05:57,790 --> 00:06:00,989 . De de de de de de. 86 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:02,324 . De de de. 87 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:05,254 They can't hear you, little man! 88 00:06:08,735 --> 00:06:10,498 I... I don't know the rest. 89 00:06:19,345 --> 00:06:20,835 You gotta toughen up, newbie. 90 00:06:24,484 --> 00:06:27,647 And... I would have gone with... 91 00:06:27,687 --> 00:06:30,087 something more like Surfin' USA... 92 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:32,091 or Little Deuce Coupe. 93 00:06:46,105 --> 00:06:48,938 All right, let's hit the showers. 94 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:52,376 Hey, hold on. Who's uh... Sam Leonard? 95 00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:56,346 I got your parents' note... 96 00:06:56,382 --> 00:06:58,247 and wearing your bathing suit in the shower is fine. 97 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:09,117 Thank you, sir. 98 00:07:29,515 --> 00:07:32,712 You need a note to get out of gym. 99 00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:34,344 Uh... no. 100 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:35,786 Condoms. 101 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:39,223 Actually, I was... just looking for a little guidance. 102 00:07:39,258 --> 00:07:41,852 What exactly does that have to do with me? 103 00:07:41,894 --> 00:07:43,828 Aren't you a guidance counselor? 104 00:07:45,231 --> 00:07:48,132 Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. Have a seat, buddy. 105 00:07:50,336 --> 00:07:52,566 Don't drop anything. 106 00:07:59,779 --> 00:08:03,840 "Why don't you tell me a little bit about your problem, name?" 107 00:08:03,883 --> 00:08:05,475 Today was my first day here... 108 00:08:05,518 --> 00:08:07,281 and-and I thought this school might be different... 109 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,845 but I'm already getting absolutely killed. 110 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:12,221 "Life isn't a sprint, it's a marathon. " 111 00:08:13,459 --> 00:08:15,984 Oo, well... uh, right. 112 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:19,289 I start out being myself, you know? 113 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,027 I- I try being friendly and nice... 114 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:24,002 but... clearly I'm doing something wrong. 115 00:08:25,571 --> 00:08:27,869 I believe it was Thomas Jefferson that once said... 116 00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:30,671 "Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom. " 117 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:37,873 Come on, man! I need some real help here. 118 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:40,545 This is my senior year, you know. 119 00:08:40,586 --> 00:08:44,078 I definitely can't do another year as the short, weird kid. 120 00:08:44,123 --> 00:08:46,318 Look, what do you want, pal? You want tail, is that it? 121 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:50,227 No! I... I mean, yeah, someday, but... 122 00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:55,199 It's not what I'm after. I just-I just want one last shot at being cool. 123 00:08:55,234 --> 00:08:59,728 Yeah, and I want to live next to a Xanax factory, with no locks. 124 00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:02,240 It's not gonna happen. 125 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:04,800 Listen, I know where you're coming from. 126 00:09:04,844 --> 00:09:06,004 I was there once, OK? 127 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:07,876 Rough childhood, right? 128 00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:10,508 Mommy drinks too much, daddy's in and out of jail, is that it? 129 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,711 My dad's a flight attendant for- 130 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:15,346 I'm sorry, your dad's a stewardess? 131 00:09:19,792 --> 00:09:21,623 OK, I'm sorry. 132 00:09:21,661 --> 00:09:23,094 All right, a-are you good at anything? 133 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:24,687 Are you good at video games, sports... 134 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:26,891 forging your parents' signatures... 135 00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:28,491 I'm-I'm somewhat of a math whizz. 136 00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:29,728 Mm. - At my last school... 137 00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:32,761 my teacher used to call me his prince polynomials. 138 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,572 Don't ever say that out loud again, OK? 139 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:45,781 All right, hey, kid. 140 00:09:45,818 --> 00:09:47,046 Kid? 141 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:50,386 You wanna know the truth? OK. 142 00:09:55,027 --> 00:09:56,654 I'll tell you the truth. 143 00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:00,163 The truth is, the truth sucks. 144 00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:05,467 We live in a moral cesspool of lies. 145 00:10:05,504 --> 00:10:07,904 I've tried to live my life honestly and look at me. 146 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,204 I'm a high school guidance counselor... 147 00:10:10,242 --> 00:10:11,709 with a freakishly high tolerance... 148 00:10:11,744 --> 00:10:13,939 for prescription pain medication. 149 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:15,345 You think this is my dream? 150 00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:17,281 You think when I was a kid growing up I had posters... 151 00:10:17,316 --> 00:10:19,648 on the wall of guidance counselors? 152 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:22,782 Look, if you wanna get anything out of life... 153 00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:24,517 you gotta put some spin on the ball, OK? 154 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:27,822 You want-You want kids here to like you at school, you lie. 155 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:29,521 Lie about who you are... 156 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:31,496 where you're from, what you got. 157 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:34,465 They'll believe you because they're dumb, OK? 158 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,866 In fact, if you remember one thing... 159 00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:38,995 from your 5 years of high school... 160 00:10:39,038 --> 00:10:41,199 in our society winners always lie... 161 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:42,867 and liars always win. 162 00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:48,913 And don't do drugs. 163 00:10:49,915 --> 00:10:51,473 . Let me go home. 164 00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:53,075 . Why don't you let me go home?. 165 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:54,950 . Hoist up the John B's sail. 166 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,818 . Hoist up the John B's-. 167 00:10:56,856 --> 00:11:01,190 . Feel so broke up. -. Yeah-eah-eah!. 168 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:02,854 . I wanna go home.. Chug-A-chug. 169 00:11:02,895 --> 00:11:05,090 Ha ha ha! 170 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:07,065 Hey, hey! What about our- 171 00:11:07,099 --> 00:11:10,398 I'm sorry... But you should go now. 172 00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:11,869 Thanks. 173 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:18,036 Dude, sweet as sugar syrup. 174 00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:24,807 Uh, yeah, I know it's totally embarrassing having... 175 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,442 my parents drop me off... 176 00:11:26,485 --> 00:11:29,886 while my, um... uh... 177 00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:31,219 Porsche is in the shop. 178 00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:33,020 You have a Porsche? 179 00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:35,220 Yeah, she's getting all... 180 00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:37,229 pimped out right now. 181 00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:39,663 So, uh, just, you know... 182 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,599 keep it on... D.L. 183 00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:54,143 Hey, um, idiot. - Oh, hey. 184 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:56,341 When you signed this picture yourself... 185 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:57,713 you misspelt Carmen. 186 00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:59,012 Heh heh. 187 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:03,616 Yeah, man, who's Camren Electra? 188 00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:06,983 Ah, come on- come on guys that- 189 00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:08,254 that's not-that's not cool. 190 00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:09,921 I mean, everybody- 191 00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:11,657 everybody knows that she's... 192 00:12:11,697 --> 00:12:12,686 dyslexic. 193 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:16,725 Trust me, I-I know... 194 00:12:16,769 --> 00:12:19,260 sh-she's a friend from back in L.A. 195 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:20,829 Great girl. 196 00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:22,534 You know, now that I think about it I'm... 197 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,907 pretty sure she is dyslexic. 198 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:26,639 Yeah, you know what? I think... 199 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:29,273 I remember reading something about that too. 200 00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:34,749 Where-Where are you going? - Kyle? 201 00:12:34,787 --> 00:12:35,776 I know... 202 00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:39,751 Out of all the others... 203 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:41,384 I have chosen you. 204 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:42,451 Excuse me? 205 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,588 I didn't have time to do my homework... 206 00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:47,064 so I have chosen you to give me the answers. 207 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,260 And, if I like your work... 208 00:12:49,301 --> 00:12:52,464 we can have an arrangement where you give me the answers... 209 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,166 for the rest of the year. 210 00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:58,276 I didn't do it either. 211 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,012 Yeah, you should probably- you should probably just... 212 00:13:02,047 --> 00:13:03,241 choose someone else... 213 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:04,249 please... 214 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,080 because I... 215 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,176 I really suck at math. 216 00:13:07,219 --> 00:13:09,619 Seriously, I'm-I'm like- 217 00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:11,088 I'm like a preschooler. 218 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:17,425 All right, everyone... 219 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:18,862 let's have your homework. 220 00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:23,428 Yes. Thank you, thank you. 221 00:13:25,671 --> 00:13:26,865 Thank you. 222 00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:31,305 Can you hand me your homework, please? 223 00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:33,004 I don't have it. 224 00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:37,315 Now, why would that be? 225 00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:38,475 M- My dog ate it? 226 00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:39,711 Ha ha ha. 227 00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:44,387 Your dog ate it? 228 00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:46,050 Uhh... 229 00:13:46,091 --> 00:13:48,855 He has this fetish and he's constantly eating my homework. 230 00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:55,493 I'm not sure that joining the no-homework club... 231 00:13:55,534 --> 00:13:57,764 your first week here... 232 00:13:57,803 --> 00:14:01,204 is the best way for you to get that math scholarship. 233 00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:13,680 Any more forced singing? 234 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,648 Oh, hey. 235 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,123 I'm Annie. 236 00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:21,821 Sam. 237 00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:25,496 Good morning, readers. - Morning, Mrs. Moran. 238 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,328 Hey, Mrs. Moran. 239 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:46,918 Please don't tell me you're one of those guys... 240 00:14:46,952 --> 00:14:49,887 who actually thinks he has a shot with his teacher. 241 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,849 Ahem. No. No, no, no, no, no. 242 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,884 Not one of those guys. 243 00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,720 Because I actually do have a shot. 244 00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:02,232 Really? 245 00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:03,701 And why is that? 246 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,000 W- Well- 247 00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:08,029 let's just say that... 248 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:12,172 if things ended up getting hot and heavy... 249 00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:14,941 wouldn't be the first time. 250 00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:18,108 At my last school my social studies teacher... 251 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:19,412 had like this huge crush on me... 252 00:15:19,451 --> 00:15:22,147 like she was in love with me, like she wanted to marry me. 253 00:15:22,187 --> 00:15:23,711 She ended up leaving her husband... 254 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:24,950 was forced to resign. 255 00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:28,016 Because of that, now I know... 256 00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:29,960 that Mrs. Moran will be into me as well. 257 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,920 Are you drunk? 258 00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:35,365 All right, for our Othello project... 259 00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:37,426 I'd like everyone to partner up with someone today... 260 00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:38,800 so that you can all get started. 261 00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:41,067 I hate group projects. 262 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:43,006 I always end up doing all of the work. 263 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:45,067 Huh. Tell me about it. 264 00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:50,441 You wanna partner up? 265 00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:52,040 Ha ha. 266 00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:56,380 I guess it can't hurt to share a grade... 267 00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:58,617 with a guy who's having a steamy affair... 268 00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:00,454 with the teacher. 269 00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:22,309 . I'm comin' over. 270 00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:24,009 . See me down at the station. 271 00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:26,779 . By the lane with my hands in my pocket. 272 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,810 . Jinglin' a wish coin. 273 00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:30,446 . That I stole from a fountain. 274 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:33,219 . That was drowning all the cares in the world. 275 00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:35,226 . When I get older. 276 00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:37,626 . Climbin' up on the back porch fence. 277 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,153 . Just to see the dogs runnin'. 278 00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:41,666 . With a ring and a question. 279 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:44,032 . And my shiverin' voice is singin'. 280 00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:45,502 . Through a crack in the window. 281 00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,869 . Na na na na na. 282 00:16:47,906 --> 00:16:51,205 . I better go it alone. 283 00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:54,337 . Na na na na na. 284 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:57,645 . I better go it alone. 285 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,674 . Na na na na na. 286 00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:03,182 Hey. 287 00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:04,883 So, you wanna go sit over there? 288 00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:09,256 They totally humiliated you yesterday. 289 00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:12,388 That table is the land of milk and honey. 290 00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:14,023 It's the same in every school. 291 00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:16,899 Always laughing, always cool and charming. 292 00:17:16,935 --> 00:17:19,028 Always happy. I mean, who wouldn't want that? 293 00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:21,164 Please, that's just what they want you to think. 294 00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:22,730 Trust me, their lives suck... 295 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,037 just as bad as ours. 296 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:27,741 Hey, hey, hey. - What? 297 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,270 Who's that? 298 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:35,249 Vicki Sanders. 299 00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:36,549 There you go, start dating her... 300 00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:37,850 and you can sit there all you want. 301 00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:46,523 Sam? - What? 302 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:48,362 You know I'm joking, right? 303 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,800 It's-It's perfect. Heh. 304 00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:52,394 It's exactly what I gotta do. 305 00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,633 No, she dates basketball players. 306 00:17:54,673 --> 00:17:56,573 Specifically, Kyle Plunkett. 307 00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:58,508 You'll get assassinated if you ask her out. 308 00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:01,377 Or maybe... just... maybe... 309 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,937 She'll say yes and before you know it... 310 00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:04,710 I'll be sitting over there, swapping "how do you dos"... 311 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,809 with the Bridgeport elite. - Ha. 312 00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:32,475 I'm sorry, this seat's saved. 313 00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:34,035 Ha ha ha. 314 00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:36,240 But there wasn't even a chair here. 315 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:39,478 Oh. There is now. 316 00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:40,576 Thank you. 317 00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:43,009 Ha. 318 00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:44,386 Look at this kid. Isn't he short? 319 00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:46,618 Heh heh. - What a loser. 320 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:49,285 Where's the golf course? 321 00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:51,296 Ha ha ha ha! 322 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:54,424 Shall we go shopping for engagement rings now? 323 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:57,333 Actually, if you must know... 324 00:18:57,369 --> 00:18:59,530 it went just as I expected. 325 00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:03,439 Wow. You set amazingly low goals for yourself. 326 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:04,806 I like it. 327 00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:06,071 You can't just expect her to jump into my arms... 328 00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:07,510 right in front of Kyle. 329 00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:08,808 But there was something there? 330 00:19:08,847 --> 00:19:10,610 Oh, yeah, definitely... 331 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:13,447 I mean, tch, we have major chemistry. 332 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,180 So, you've been here what, a day? 333 00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:17,688 And already Mrs. Moran and Vicki Sanders... 334 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:20,021 are lusting after you. 335 00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:23,459 Uh, well, you know... 336 00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:24,826 they're, uh, different. 337 00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:27,957 Really? How are they different? 338 00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:31,202 Well, you s-you see... 339 00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:35,263 V- Vicki is more of the, ahem... 340 00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:38,003 dangerous stalker, sex in the bathroom... 341 00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:39,203 Spanish soap opera type, and- 342 00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:41,212 OK, stop. That's not possible. 343 00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:43,077 I have Spanish with Vicki... 344 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:46,551 and she can't conjugate a verb to save her life. 345 00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:48,746 Cut the crap. Look, I-I get it... 346 00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:50,379 you're lying to- 347 00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:53,482 to jazz up your otherwise miserable life. 348 00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,459 But... hanging out with them... 349 00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:58,327 really cannot be worth all this. 350 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:03,858 Some of you guys may've heard, um... 351 00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:06,302 my, uh, my house got vandalized after our last loss... 352 00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:08,533 Uh, again. Heh heh heh heh. - Ha ha ha! 353 00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:09,871 Uh, so we're- 354 00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:11,341 we're gonna be cutting practice a little short today... 355 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,310 so I can go buy a new garage door. 356 00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:15,870 Ha ha ha ha ha. 357 00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:22,046 Ha ha ha ha ha. 358 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,857 Ha ha ha. - Woo! 359 00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:29,950 Ha! 360 00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:32,393 Does he shave his legs? 361 00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:36,265 Uhh, start with two lines of lay-up drills. 362 00:20:36,301 --> 00:20:38,201 Hey. Who are you? 363 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,068 I'm, uh, Sam Leonard. 364 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,404 Wh-Who sent you? - Uh, n-no one. 365 00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:44,704 I- I'm the student that transferred into your P.E. class... 366 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,711 and I was really hoping to be on the team. 367 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,178 Oh, yeah? We're last in our conference... 368 00:20:48,213 --> 00:20:49,544 we're in the middle of a 4-game losing streak, right? 369 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,014 Oh, but-yeah, but it's not always... 370 00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:52,607 about winning, right? It's- 371 00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:54,744 Not in Bridgeport. Heh heh. 372 00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:57,186 Come on, kid, I'm- 373 00:20:57,222 --> 00:20:58,621 I don't even think we'll have a uniform that'd fit you. 374 00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:00,318 I mean, the-the shorts are gonna go up to your nipples... 375 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:04,489 I was the star point guard at my... uh, last school. 376 00:21:04,529 --> 00:21:06,224 Was that a boys' school? 377 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,732 Seriously, Coach... 378 00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:10,929 I never, never miss a shot. 379 00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:16,730 My bad. 380 00:21:22,381 --> 00:21:25,873 . Pistol of fire, pistol of fire. 381 00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:27,714 . Pistol of fire. 382 00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:29,311 . Shattered the frame. 383 00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:31,413 . Go hug your sister. 384 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,287 . Go love your sister. 385 00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:34,451 . Go hug your sister. 386 00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:37,053 . One and the same. 387 00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:38,653 . Aaaow!. 388 00:21:38,697 --> 00:21:40,756 . Come home 'fore that rooster crows. 389 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:43,529 Aaagh! 390 00:21:54,546 --> 00:21:57,071 Well, I've got my basketball scholarship. 391 00:21:57,115 --> 00:21:59,515 Awesome! - What's a scholarship? 392 00:21:59,551 --> 00:22:01,781 Check this out. Not only does he play like a girl... 393 00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,448 but he must be hung like one too. 394 00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,252 Ha ha ha ha. 395 00:22:08,694 --> 00:22:10,355 It-it-it-it's not small. 396 00:22:10,395 --> 00:22:13,023 Oh, yeah, man. - Yeah, right. 397 00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:14,794 Look, look... 398 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:16,960 if you just admitted you had a micro... 399 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:19,527 we would tease you a little and then let it go. 400 00:22:19,571 --> 00:22:21,869 But when you lie to our faces it insults us... 401 00:22:21,907 --> 00:22:23,465 and we have to make an issue out of it. 402 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:24,770 Ha ha ha. 403 00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:26,641 So, just admit you're sporting a chapstick- 404 00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:28,305 Ha ha ha! Chapstick! Ha ha! 405 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,042 And we'll let it go! - The- 406 00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:32,312 The-The truth of the matter is... 407 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:33,477 I'm hung like a newborn. 408 00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:35,713 Oh! Ha ha ha! - See! 409 00:22:35,754 --> 00:22:38,314 Even he admits it. - Ha ha ha. 410 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,222 7 pounds, 18 inches. 411 00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:44,562 The-The coach made me promise to keep it covered... 412 00:22:44,596 --> 00:22:45,927 so I wouldn't hurt your self-esteem... 413 00:22:45,964 --> 00:22:47,192 right before the next game. 414 00:22:47,232 --> 00:22:48,665 Dude, that would- 415 00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,634 that would really scare me. 416 00:22:50,669 --> 00:22:53,536 What? You're not believing this dwarf? 417 00:23:07,986 --> 00:23:10,614 Hey, guess who got 2 tickets to Homecoming. 418 00:23:10,655 --> 00:23:13,146 Ah, you're joking, right? 419 00:23:14,593 --> 00:23:15,582 Get in. 420 00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:22,391 Will Vicki be picking you up... 421 00:23:22,434 --> 00:23:25,403 or will you be escorting her on your bike? 422 00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:28,201 Uhh, I'm not gonna ask Vicki. 423 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,437 Why, what happened? I thought you guys really had something. 424 00:23:31,476 --> 00:23:32,568 That is just it. 425 00:23:32,611 --> 00:23:36,547 I got a note in my-my locker, from Kyle... 426 00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:38,811 basically warning me to stay away from her. 427 00:23:38,850 --> 00:23:40,943 Well, that sounds really threatening. 428 00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:43,113 He said that if I didn't stay away from her... 429 00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:44,782 well, then he would douse me... 430 00:23:44,823 --> 00:23:48,156 in some sort of common household cleanser... 431 00:23:48,193 --> 00:23:51,219 pull me behind his truck... 432 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:55,165 and, uh, hook my nuts up to a car battery. 433 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,189 Ha. - Yeah. 434 00:23:56,234 --> 00:23:58,225 I think he even wrote it in blood. 435 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,830 Who are you gonna ask, then? 436 00:24:00,872 --> 00:24:04,467 . Well, I'm reading this poem and it's so profound. 437 00:24:04,509 --> 00:24:06,238 . And I-I like its rhythm and I. 438 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,405 My mom's an artist. Avant-garde. 439 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,938 Her work's way out there. 440 00:24:10,982 --> 00:24:13,177 Very famous, Jill Leonard, perhaps you heard of her? 441 00:24:13,218 --> 00:24:14,742 ...And I start to realize... 442 00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:16,617 You wanna go to Homecoming? 443 00:24:16,655 --> 00:24:17,713 . Lies, lies, lies, lies... 444 00:24:17,756 --> 00:24:19,155 My name's Sam Leonard, and my dad's... 445 00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:20,658 a pretty big rock star. 446 00:24:20,692 --> 00:24:23,286 Isn't your dad a little old to be a rock star? 447 00:24:23,328 --> 00:24:25,523 Uhh... Well, yeah-well it's not- 448 00:24:25,564 --> 00:24:28,089 It's not really a-a current band. 449 00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,122 Well, what band is it? 450 00:24:29,167 --> 00:24:30,293 Poison. 451 00:24:30,335 --> 00:24:32,769 Ha ha. - Poison? 452 00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:35,272 That horrible hair metal band from the '80s? 453 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:38,003 Anyway, my dad's like making this huge comeback... 454 00:24:38,043 --> 00:24:39,567 so if you're at all interested in maybe... 455 00:24:39,611 --> 00:24:41,772 getting some backstage passes... -. Lies, lies, lies... 456 00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:44,111 maybe you and I could talk about it at Homecoming. 457 00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:46,276 . Lies, lies, lies, lies... 458 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,183 5, 6, 7, 8! 459 00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:49,812 Got kicked out of my last school... 460 00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:51,789 for sending the principal to the hospital. 461 00:24:54,926 --> 00:24:57,793 And if this new one even looks at me funny... 462 00:24:57,829 --> 00:25:01,060 he might be making a trip to the E.R. as well. 463 00:25:01,099 --> 00:25:03,533 Awesome. 464 00:25:03,568 --> 00:25:04,865 So, I was thinking, you know... 465 00:25:04,903 --> 00:25:06,370 maybe you wanna go to Homecoming with me... 466 00:25:06,404 --> 00:25:08,872 to watch me kick his ass! 467 00:25:08,907 --> 00:25:11,034 . Lies, lies, lies, lies. 468 00:25:11,076 --> 00:25:12,805 . Lies lies, lies lies. 469 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:15,711 . Lies, lies, lies, lies, lies, lies, lies. 470 00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:19,578 So, you find your big Homecoming date yet? 471 00:25:19,618 --> 00:25:22,018 No. And I literally asked out every girl in school... 472 00:25:22,053 --> 00:25:23,645 who doesn't take the short bus. 473 00:25:23,688 --> 00:25:25,519 Well, I don't take the short bus. 474 00:25:25,557 --> 00:25:28,219 Yeah, but, I'm only trying to ask out girls... 475 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:30,558 who I'm 99% sure will say no. 476 00:25:30,595 --> 00:25:31,994 You're a full 100%. 477 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:34,225 Well, that was in the past. 478 00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:36,359 Things change, people change. 479 00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:39,727 All right. 480 00:25:39,771 --> 00:25:42,069 Annie, do you wanna go to Homecoming with me? 481 00:25:42,107 --> 00:25:43,836 No, I hate Homecoming. 482 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:45,536 Appreciate it. 483 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,377 Good evening? 484 00:25:50,415 --> 00:25:52,508 How do you like your Brussels sprouts? 485 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:55,281 Oh, yes, hello! - Mmmm! 486 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,287 They're great. 487 00:25:56,321 --> 00:25:57,583 Really? 488 00:25:57,622 --> 00:25:59,681 I'd have 'em every meal if I could. 489 00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:01,419 I appreciate you calling. 490 00:26:01,459 --> 00:26:03,017 Well, thank you. 491 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,225 Sam, that was your math teacher... 492 00:26:07,265 --> 00:26:08,630 Mr. Von Der Ahe. 493 00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:10,635 He's worried you might be getting off on the wrong foot... 494 00:26:10,669 --> 00:26:13,604 since you didn't do your first homework assignment. 495 00:26:13,638 --> 00:26:15,037 Sam, is this true? 496 00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:17,132 I can't believe that you'd jeopardize... 497 00:26:17,175 --> 00:26:19,200 your chance at the scholarship like this. 498 00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:21,075 No, no. I-I did my homework. 499 00:26:21,112 --> 00:26:23,740 Oh, so you're saying the teacher's lying? 500 00:26:23,782 --> 00:26:25,477 I did my homework but I told him I didn't. 501 00:26:25,517 --> 00:26:27,712 So you're the one who's lying. 502 00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:29,276 Yeah, I guess, in a way, but- 503 00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:32,154 You know what they say about liars, don't you, Sam? 504 00:26:32,190 --> 00:26:34,818 That-That their pants are on fire? 505 00:26:39,464 --> 00:26:40,988 Oh, no, please don't. 506 00:26:46,805 --> 00:26:49,296 Sam! Sam. 507 00:26:52,010 --> 00:26:54,137 Uh- 508 00:27:00,752 --> 00:27:02,777 Leonard family meeting will now come to order! 509 00:27:03,788 --> 00:27:05,449 Hank Leonard. - Here. 510 00:27:05,490 --> 00:27:07,117 Jill Leonard. - OK, we are clearly all here- 511 00:27:07,158 --> 00:27:08,455 Jill Leonard. 512 00:27:08,493 --> 00:27:10,085 Here. 513 00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:11,254 Sam Leonard. 514 00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:12,558 Are-Are you kidding? You know I'm here- 515 00:27:12,597 --> 00:27:15,327 Sam Leonard. - OK. 516 00:27:15,367 --> 00:27:18,564 You know what? Here. 517 00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:19,831 You know the meeting rules... 518 00:27:19,871 --> 00:27:21,668 nothing but the truth. 519 00:27:21,706 --> 00:27:23,037 Now, why have you been lying? 520 00:27:23,074 --> 00:27:25,634 You guys have no idea how hard it is out there. 521 00:27:25,677 --> 00:27:27,269 I'm down in the trenches every day... 522 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,337 trying to make people actually like me. 523 00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:31,713 A- A-And do you know how embarrassing it is... 524 00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:33,980 having my entire family drop me off at school... 525 00:27:34,019 --> 00:27:35,316 in that piece-of-crap car... 526 00:27:35,353 --> 00:27:38,151 kissing and hugging you like some sort of baby? 527 00:27:38,189 --> 00:27:39,315 Do you? 528 00:27:39,357 --> 00:27:41,120 Well, Sam, w-what can we do to help? 529 00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:42,649 Nothing! 530 00:27:45,697 --> 00:27:47,062 Uh, look, Sam... 531 00:27:47,098 --> 00:27:50,727 Baby, if you could just explain to us why you lied. 532 00:27:50,769 --> 00:27:51,793 Because lying works. 533 00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:53,929 People actually like me when I lie. 534 00:27:53,972 --> 00:27:55,803 No, Sam, you have got to be yourself! 535 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,307 People will love you- 536 00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:59,833 Oh, Dad, cut it, that's the biggest lie of all. 537 00:27:59,878 --> 00:28:01,778 Being yourself works great if you're actually great... 538 00:28:01,813 --> 00:28:04,338 but what if you're a massive loser like me? 539 00:28:04,382 --> 00:28:05,747 OK, that is it! 540 00:28:05,784 --> 00:28:07,149 No more lying, end of story! 541 00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:09,813 No! Not end of story! 542 00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:12,789 My life sucks and lying is the only thing that makes it better. 543 00:28:12,824 --> 00:28:14,086 That's why I lied today... 544 00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:15,592 and that's why I'm gonna lie tomorrow... 545 00:28:15,627 --> 00:28:18,790 and that's why there's nothing anyone can do to stop me! 546 00:28:25,003 --> 00:28:26,163 Oh! 547 00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:33,867 Oh, that's great. That's really just great! 548 00:29:23,027 --> 00:29:24,892 What are you- 549 00:29:25,563 --> 00:29:27,121 Let go! 550 00:29:27,165 --> 00:29:30,032 Just-Look, just gimme the- 551 00:29:47,485 --> 00:29:52,354 . I've spent my whole life surrounded. 552 00:29:53,725 --> 00:29:58,059 . And I've spent my whole life alone. 553 00:29:59,564 --> 00:30:03,000 . I wonder why I never wonder why. 554 00:30:03,034 --> 00:30:05,594 . The easiest things are so hard. 555 00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:08,265 . Oh, something. 556 00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:11,434 . Something for nothing. 557 00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:14,377 . Oh, something. 558 00:30:14,412 --> 00:30:16,539 . Something for nothing. 559 00:30:16,581 --> 00:30:19,049 Good morning, Sam! How you doin', fella? 560 00:30:19,083 --> 00:30:20,209 What the hell's that supposed to mean? 561 00:30:20,251 --> 00:30:22,082 Well, I was just wondering how you're getting along. 562 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,088 You know what, Marcus? 563 00:30:24,122 --> 00:30:26,022 I don't need you wondering about me anymore, OK? 564 00:30:26,057 --> 00:30:28,423 I can wonder just fine myself, thank you. 565 00:30:28,459 --> 00:30:29,824 Y- You all right, Sam? 566 00:30:29,861 --> 00:30:31,795 Keep it up and find out. 567 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,533 Annie, there is something really wrong with me. 568 00:30:38,570 --> 00:30:40,561 You just figured that out? 569 00:30:40,605 --> 00:30:42,630 No, I'm serious. 570 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:44,232 Morning, readers. - Hey, Mrs. Moran. 571 00:30:44,275 --> 00:30:45,708 I don't know what it is, OK? 572 00:30:45,743 --> 00:30:48,644 All I know is that something really freaky is going on. 573 00:30:50,949 --> 00:30:52,644 Hi, Samuel. 574 00:30:53,751 --> 00:30:56,379 Oh, uh-hi... 575 00:30:56,421 --> 00:30:58,412 Mrs. Moran. 576 00:31:00,892 --> 00:31:02,723 Ahem. 577 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,057 All right, before we get started today... 578 00:31:04,095 --> 00:31:05,289 I'd like to know who you're partnered up with... 579 00:31:05,396 --> 00:31:07,660 for our Shakespeare project, so, uh, Kevin- 580 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:09,599 Uh, I'm with Paul. 581 00:31:09,634 --> 00:31:11,158 Alexis? - Ashley. 582 00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:12,533 Mm-hmm. 583 00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:16,529 Samuel? 584 00:31:16,574 --> 00:31:18,337 Oh, Annie. 585 00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:25,713 Oh. 586 00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:37,459 Right. In Shakespeare's Othello... 587 00:31:37,495 --> 00:31:40,259 who can tell me what is the core irony of lago? 588 00:31:48,039 --> 00:31:49,301 Annie. 589 00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:52,138 The core irony of lago... 590 00:31:52,176 --> 00:31:54,303 is that he's viewed by everyone in the play... 591 00:31:54,345 --> 00:31:56,973 as a moral and trustworthy individual... 592 00:31:57,015 --> 00:31:58,448 of the highest order. 593 00:31:58,483 --> 00:32:00,951 But his true character is that of an immoral liar... 594 00:32:00,985 --> 00:32:02,577 who manipulates everyone... 595 00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:04,884 in the name of bettering his personal circumstances. 596 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,049 No! Wrong. 597 00:32:08,826 --> 00:32:10,919 Samuel? 598 00:32:10,962 --> 00:32:14,363 I- I-I don't know. 599 00:32:14,399 --> 00:32:16,833 But I think some pretty bad stuff happens. 600 00:32:16,868 --> 00:32:18,859 Ha ha ha. 601 00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:22,970 That is exactly right. 602 00:32:25,143 --> 00:32:27,407 The core irony of Shakespeare's Othello... 603 00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:32,678 is, as Samuel so eloquently points out to us... 604 00:32:32,717 --> 00:32:35,686 some pretty bad stuff does happen. 605 00:32:38,156 --> 00:32:39,987 Thank you, Samuel. 606 00:32:45,897 --> 00:32:47,888 What is this? 607 00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:51,162 My homework. 608 00:32:51,202 --> 00:32:52,760 It's five-sixteenths of your homework. 609 00:32:54,339 --> 00:32:55,772 Look, Mr. Von Der Ahe, I swear... 610 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:57,502 I could do this stuff in my sleep. 611 00:32:57,542 --> 00:32:59,874 In that case you'll have no difficulty... 612 00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:02,505 in solving the problem on the board. 613 00:33:05,550 --> 00:33:06,881 All right. 614 00:33:14,425 --> 00:33:15,756 What? 615 00:33:26,938 --> 00:33:30,305 First let's take the square of, I think, right here. 616 00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:32,275 Addition it. 617 00:33:32,310 --> 00:33:33,572 Over 2. 618 00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:41,249 Do you have the answer, Sam? 619 00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:49,720 It's unsolvable. 620 00:33:49,761 --> 00:33:51,285 Can't be done. 621 00:33:51,329 --> 00:33:52,591 Ha ha ha. 622 00:34:33,838 --> 00:34:36,033 Hey, good workout, buddy, killer stuff. 623 00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,508 Holy Jesus! 624 00:34:38,543 --> 00:34:39,601 Is that thing real? 625 00:34:39,644 --> 00:34:41,737 Dude, it's like a firehose! 626 00:34:41,779 --> 00:34:44,646 Oh, no, no, it's thicker. It's like... bridge cable. 627 00:34:45,883 --> 00:34:48,875 . Hoo hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo. 628 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:49,944 . hoo hoo. 629 00:34:49,987 --> 00:34:51,477 . Well, it's mine. 630 00:34:51,522 --> 00:34:52,819 . And I'm happy. 631 00:34:52,857 --> 00:34:54,825 . I can't help it it's just me. 632 00:34:54,859 --> 00:34:56,087 . If you're wondering what happened. 633 00:34:56,127 --> 00:34:57,389 . That's keepin' me laughin'. 634 00:34:57,428 --> 00:35:00,090 . Just you look and you can see. 635 00:35:00,131 --> 00:35:01,120 . It doesn't matter what they think. 636 00:35:01,165 --> 00:35:02,826 . Doesn't matter what they say. 637 00:35:02,867 --> 00:35:04,994 . Doesn't matter 'cause I'm happy now. 638 00:35:05,036 --> 00:35:07,334 . If you think at any time that they listened to me. 639 00:35:07,371 --> 00:35:08,736 . They'd see. 640 00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:12,766 . I'm happy 'cause I'm me-e-e. 641 00:35:15,246 --> 00:35:16,577 . I'm happy. 642 00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:18,809 . I can't help it, it's just me. 643 00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:21,375 . If you're wonderin' what happened that's keepin' me laughin'. 644 00:35:21,419 --> 00:35:23,011 . Just look and you will see. 645 00:35:23,054 --> 00:35:24,612 Annie. 646 00:35:28,926 --> 00:35:30,951 Not even a passing glance at their table... 647 00:35:30,995 --> 00:35:33,156 are you feeling OK? 648 00:35:33,197 --> 00:35:34,164 Yes... 649 00:35:34,198 --> 00:35:35,222 I... 650 00:35:35,266 --> 00:35:36,756 am. - Oh. 651 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:39,027 I just hit puberty. 652 00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:40,833 Overnight? - N-Yes! 653 00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:42,533 You've gotta check it out, it's the most beautiful thing... 654 00:35:42,573 --> 00:35:43,870 I've ever seen. 655 00:35:43,908 --> 00:35:45,273 I even had to adjust it. 656 00:35:46,744 --> 00:35:49,542 I think you're gonna have to adjust your medication... 657 00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:51,912 because it's obviously way too low. 658 00:35:51,949 --> 00:35:54,042 I'm serious. I-I don't know what's going on... 659 00:35:54,085 --> 00:35:55,746 but something really freaky is happening. 660 00:35:55,786 --> 00:35:57,447 Hello. 661 00:36:02,894 --> 00:36:04,384 How are you today, Sam? 662 00:36:06,464 --> 00:36:07,761 Sam? 663 00:36:07,798 --> 00:36:09,163 Uh- 664 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:10,189 Fine. 665 00:36:10,234 --> 00:36:12,099 I was just wondering if you were... 666 00:36:12,136 --> 00:36:13,125 Uh... 667 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:15,401 Hello. 668 00:36:15,439 --> 00:36:17,339 Oh, I didn't even see you there. 669 00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:19,036 So, I'm organizing Homecoming this year... 670 00:36:19,076 --> 00:36:20,543 and I'm just trying to figure out who's coming. 671 00:36:20,578 --> 00:36:22,671 I'd rather be flogged with wet bamboo. 672 00:36:24,515 --> 00:36:26,210 Oh. 673 00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:27,774 What about you, Sam? 674 00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:30,516 Sam? 675 00:36:30,555 --> 00:36:31,522 Uh- 676 00:36:31,556 --> 00:36:32,853 I am so... 677 00:36:32,890 --> 00:36:34,357 going to Homecoming. 678 00:36:34,392 --> 00:36:35,689 Fantastic... 679 00:36:35,726 --> 00:36:38,695 because I think this could be the best Homecoming ever. 680 00:36:38,729 --> 00:36:41,857 I too think this could be the best Homecoming ever... 681 00:36:41,899 --> 00:36:42,888 Vicki Sanders. 682 00:36:44,068 --> 00:36:45,660 You've gotta be kidding me. 683 00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:47,568 I mean... 684 00:36:47,605 --> 00:36:49,596 Who knows what could happen there? 685 00:36:54,178 --> 00:36:55,805 Well... 686 00:36:55,846 --> 00:36:57,370 goodbye... 687 00:36:57,415 --> 00:36:58,404 Sam. 688 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:03,582 I told you something was happening. 689 00:37:03,621 --> 00:37:05,919 Ha ha, OK, that was a little weird. 690 00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:07,447 It's been happening all day. 691 00:37:07,491 --> 00:37:09,083 Almost cold-cocking Principal Hayes... 692 00:37:09,126 --> 00:37:12,459 Mrs. Moran flirting with me... - Don't forget your... 693 00:37:13,564 --> 00:37:16,431 Mm. So funny you should remember that. 694 00:37:16,467 --> 00:37:17,957 You were so proud of it. 695 00:37:22,807 --> 00:37:23,796 Oh, my God. 696 00:37:23,841 --> 00:37:24,967 What? What's wrong? 697 00:37:25,009 --> 00:37:26,738 All my lies are coming true. 698 00:37:26,777 --> 00:37:29,211 You're about to fly off the planet, man. 699 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:31,306 No, no, seriously, think about it. 700 00:37:31,349 --> 00:37:33,283 Each and every one of those things, I lied about. 701 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:37,612 The broken mirror. 702 00:37:37,655 --> 00:37:39,520 OK, Sam, your lies are not magically... 703 00:37:39,557 --> 00:37:41,457 coming true overnight. 704 00:37:41,492 --> 00:37:44,325 It's just a big series of coincidences, OK? 705 00:37:44,362 --> 00:37:46,421 I promise. - Jesus had his doubters too. 706 00:37:47,465 --> 00:37:48,727 Wow, OK, um... 707 00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:50,256 that's my cue, I gotta go. 708 00:37:51,302 --> 00:37:52,826 Or maybe something magical... 709 00:37:52,870 --> 00:37:54,838 clashes with your jaded, cynical view of the world. 710 00:37:54,872 --> 00:37:56,499 Are you just saying all this... 711 00:37:56,540 --> 00:37:58,474 to get out of writing the Othello paper? 712 00:37:58,509 --> 00:37:59,635 No, I'm gonna do it. 713 00:37:59,677 --> 00:38:02,202 OK, so, um... 714 00:38:02,246 --> 00:38:04,578 let's meet in 2 hours in the library. 715 00:38:05,883 --> 00:38:07,077 OK. 716 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,585 I'll see you at 6. 717 00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:10,883 2 o'clock, Sam... 718 00:38:10,921 --> 00:38:12,183 In the library. 719 00:38:12,223 --> 00:38:13,520 Don't let me down. 720 00:38:19,463 --> 00:38:20,657 Ahem. - Oh, hey. 721 00:38:20,698 --> 00:38:23,326 Are you and that girl from lunch dating? 722 00:38:23,367 --> 00:38:25,267 Uh-no, uh, no. 723 00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:27,203 Good. 724 00:38:27,238 --> 00:38:28,637 Ahem, look, I'm way hungry. 725 00:38:28,673 --> 00:38:31,005 Do you wanna go get something to eat? 726 00:38:31,042 --> 00:38:32,304 I- I'd like to... 727 00:38:32,343 --> 00:38:34,243 Really, but- 728 00:38:34,278 --> 00:38:37,076 I- I'm supposed to meet Annie some time soon... 729 00:38:37,114 --> 00:38:38,945 in the... library... 730 00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:40,075 to work on a project. 731 00:38:40,117 --> 00:38:42,415 Well... 732 00:38:42,453 --> 00:38:45,251 are you sure that you can't join me? 733 00:38:45,289 --> 00:38:47,780 Um. - Hm? 734 00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:49,816 No. 735 00:38:49,860 --> 00:38:51,623 Good. 736 00:38:51,662 --> 00:38:53,493 Let's go. Heh. 737 00:39:10,881 --> 00:39:12,610 OK, I have like the ugliest nose... 738 00:39:12,650 --> 00:39:14,174 in the world. 739 00:39:14,218 --> 00:39:16,083 You're crazy, it's-it's beautiful. 740 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,179 Aww. That's sweet. 741 00:39:19,223 --> 00:39:20,349 Look, I have to get going. 742 00:39:20,391 --> 00:39:22,689 Have to meet Kyle. 743 00:39:22,727 --> 00:39:25,855 But I'm having a party at my house this weekend. 744 00:39:25,896 --> 00:39:27,329 Do you think you might be able to make it? 745 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:28,730 Yeah! I- 746 00:39:28,766 --> 00:39:30,529 I- I mean... 747 00:39:30,568 --> 00:39:32,092 Yeah, sounds-sounds phat. 748 00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:34,535 Cool. 749 00:40:03,267 --> 00:40:06,168 . Going to a party... 750 00:40:06,203 --> 00:40:07,301 . Going to-. 751 00:40:11,041 --> 00:40:12,099 What the- 752 00:40:17,314 --> 00:40:19,373 Sally Berkeley. 753 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,885 Woman as landscape. 754 00:40:21,919 --> 00:40:24,149 Heady, Jill, heady. 755 00:40:24,188 --> 00:40:25,985 But this begs the question... 756 00:40:26,023 --> 00:40:28,287 are the legs opening or closing... 757 00:40:28,325 --> 00:40:29,451 on the female experience? 758 00:40:29,493 --> 00:40:31,757 It's very third rate. 759 00:40:35,666 --> 00:40:37,930 Aw, is this- is that a woman's- 760 00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:41,469 Oh! Mom! Mom! 761 00:40:43,741 --> 00:40:44,935 What's going on here? 762 00:40:44,975 --> 00:40:46,340 Impromptu art jam, Sam. 763 00:40:46,377 --> 00:40:50,108 I had to show some friends my latest work. Self Portrait In Pink! 764 00:40:51,148 --> 00:40:53,548 Oh! Oh, God! OK. 765 00:40:53,584 --> 00:40:55,211 Oh, God. All right. 766 00:40:55,252 --> 00:40:57,982 Childhood trauma. Childhood trauma. Childhood trauma. 767 00:40:58,022 --> 00:41:00,855 Don't mind us, sweetie. Just grab yourself a latte and a scone. 768 00:41:00,891 --> 00:41:03,485 Childhood trauma. Childhood trauma. 769 00:41:04,361 --> 00:41:06,591 Childhood trauma. Childhood trauma. 770 00:41:10,401 --> 00:41:12,892 Oh! Oh! 771 00:41:12,937 --> 00:41:16,202 OK. Childhood trauma. Childhood trauma. Childhood trauma. 772 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:17,707 That's what I'm trying to tell you. 773 00:41:17,741 --> 00:41:19,834 More of my lies are coming true. 774 00:41:21,445 --> 00:41:23,106 My mom paints female... 775 00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:24,307 you know. 776 00:41:27,384 --> 00:41:29,045 Female private parts now. 777 00:41:29,086 --> 00:41:31,316 And why would you lie about that? 778 00:41:31,355 --> 00:41:32,947 I didn't. I lied about her being... 779 00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:34,821 an avant-garde artist and now our house... 780 00:41:34,859 --> 00:41:37,054 is some sort of installation art piece. 781 00:41:38,796 --> 00:41:39,763 Look, Annie, that's why I'm calling. 782 00:41:39,797 --> 00:41:41,059 What other lies have I told? 783 00:41:41,098 --> 00:41:42,565 Well, let's see. Here's one- 784 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,034 "I'll meet you in the library at two o'clock, Annie. " 785 00:41:46,637 --> 00:41:47,865 I'm sorry. 786 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:52,835 But, uh, the guidance counselor... 787 00:41:52,877 --> 00:41:54,640 called me in for like a really important meeting. 788 00:41:54,678 --> 00:41:57,238 Sam, I've met the guidance counselor. 789 00:41:59,984 --> 00:42:02,578 Oh, look, Annie, I'm super sorry I flaked on you. 790 00:42:03,487 --> 00:42:07,150 Well, sorry doesn't write our paper by tomorrow. 791 00:42:07,191 --> 00:42:08,954 It's not gonna be a problem. I'll do it. 792 00:42:08,993 --> 00:42:11,894 All by myself, OK? I promise. 793 00:42:21,405 --> 00:42:23,396 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 794 00:42:27,278 --> 00:42:28,370 Get-Gimme- 795 00:42:28,412 --> 00:42:29,970 Gimme, gimme, gimme. 796 00:42:36,453 --> 00:42:38,080 Gimme that homework. 797 00:42:39,790 --> 00:42:40,848 No! 798 00:42:46,931 --> 00:42:49,058 Gimme the homework! Gimme! 799 00:42:55,940 --> 00:42:57,100 Ugh! 800 00:43:08,185 --> 00:43:10,949 Si, si. Ciao. - Mom? 801 00:43:12,089 --> 00:43:14,717 A critic saw one of my pieces... 802 00:43:14,758 --> 00:43:16,089 at the community center... 803 00:43:16,126 --> 00:43:18,094 told his friends. 804 00:43:18,128 --> 00:43:19,789 And when you get traction in the art world... 805 00:43:19,830 --> 00:43:21,730 you've gotta leverage it. 806 00:43:21,765 --> 00:43:24,131 I... guess. 807 00:43:24,168 --> 00:43:26,466 Look, Mom, do you think you could help me with something? 808 00:43:26,503 --> 00:43:28,835 Love to, but my agent wants me in Gstaad for an opening... 809 00:43:28,872 --> 00:43:30,430 so, uh, perhaps when I get back. 810 00:43:32,543 --> 00:43:33,942 Sure. 811 00:43:33,978 --> 00:43:37,004 Uh, well, then, do you know if Dad's around? 812 00:43:37,047 --> 00:43:39,311 I- I just really need to talk to somebody. 813 00:43:39,350 --> 00:43:41,011 There's some pretty weird stuff going on. 814 00:43:46,690 --> 00:43:48,214 Oh- 815 00:43:51,328 --> 00:43:54,092 Oh, my God. 816 00:43:54,131 --> 00:43:55,655 Dad, what are you wearing? 817 00:43:55,699 --> 00:43:58,259 I just got in from my gig. 818 00:43:58,302 --> 00:43:59,963 What gig? 819 00:44:00,004 --> 00:44:04,031 Man, this comeback tour's way harder than I expected it to be. 820 00:44:04,074 --> 00:44:07,905 Ah. 821 00:44:07,945 --> 00:44:09,071 So you're in Poison. 822 00:44:09,747 --> 00:44:12,477 Was in Poison, son. Was. 823 00:44:12,516 --> 00:44:15,280 But, ah, this solo gig is gonna put me... 824 00:44:15,319 --> 00:44:18,015 right back up on the top again. Whoo! 825 00:44:18,055 --> 00:44:19,215 Ow. 826 00:44:19,256 --> 00:44:21,121 God, you smell like Pabst Blue Ribbon. 827 00:44:21,158 --> 00:44:24,457 That's a compliment coming from Vincent Van Beaver over there. 828 00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:26,224 It's art, Hank. 829 00:44:26,263 --> 00:44:27,662 Maybe to a gynecologist. 830 00:44:27,698 --> 00:44:29,461 I have to get to the airport. 831 00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,195 Are you sober enough to drive Sam to school? 832 00:44:31,235 --> 00:44:33,465 I doubt it. He can drive himself. 833 00:44:33,504 --> 00:44:34,528 What? 834 00:44:34,571 --> 00:44:38,473 Yeah, I really gotta hit the rack. 835 00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:41,273 Just try and keep her under 100, huh, Sambo? 836 00:44:45,215 --> 00:44:47,775 Under 100? 837 00:44:47,818 --> 00:44:48,807 Sambo? 838 00:44:51,155 --> 00:44:52,179 Ugh! 839 00:44:53,257 --> 00:44:55,122 Dad? 840 00:44:59,863 --> 00:45:01,330 Mom? 841 00:45:06,103 --> 00:45:08,571 . Well, I'm a weapon of mass destruction. 842 00:45:10,074 --> 00:45:14,340 . Got no apologies for a hyper concussion... 843 00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:16,369 I may not die a virgin after all. 844 00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:20,984 . Take your love and turn it into obscenity. 845 00:45:31,095 --> 00:45:34,292 . You say that I don't care about. 846 00:45:34,331 --> 00:45:37,425 . All the little things that you care about. 847 00:45:37,468 --> 00:45:38,594 . All the-. 848 00:45:42,339 --> 00:45:44,534 . I don't care about. 849 00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:47,510 . All the little things that make you wanna shout. 850 00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:56,952 . Ah, me me me me, is all you say that I care about. 851 00:45:56,987 --> 00:46:00,684 . Me me me me, is all I ever wanna talk about. 852 00:46:00,724 --> 00:46:04,717 . Me me me me, is what you think that I care about. 853 00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:07,094 . Me me me me, is all I really wanna-. 854 00:46:14,838 --> 00:46:18,672 That is a gorgeous car you have there, Sam. 855 00:46:21,011 --> 00:46:23,980 . And all the kids on the street. 856 00:46:24,014 --> 00:46:27,040 . They think I'm neat neat neat neat neat. 857 00:46:30,087 --> 00:46:31,850 Did you finish the paper? 858 00:46:34,892 --> 00:46:36,484 You've got to be kidding me. 859 00:46:36,527 --> 00:46:38,688 Look, when it's your life you're messing up, that's fine... 860 00:46:38,729 --> 00:46:40,321 but don't bring me down with you. 861 00:46:40,364 --> 00:46:41,956 Look, I'm sorry, OK? 862 00:46:41,999 --> 00:46:43,193 I'll make it up to you, I promise. 863 00:46:43,233 --> 00:46:45,997 How? She's gonna give us an F on the paper, Sam. 864 00:46:50,107 --> 00:46:52,371 Maybe not. 865 00:46:56,113 --> 00:46:58,377 Hey. - Hey. 866 00:46:58,415 --> 00:47:00,246 So, uh... 867 00:47:00,284 --> 00:47:02,582 you're never gonna believe this, but... 868 00:47:02,619 --> 00:47:04,985 my-my dog ate my paper. 869 00:47:05,022 --> 00:47:06,956 And-and it-it's kinda hard to read... 870 00:47:06,990 --> 00:47:07,979 but if you still want it- 871 00:47:08,025 --> 00:47:09,754 I definitely still want it. 872 00:47:09,793 --> 00:47:11,192 OK. 873 00:47:11,228 --> 00:47:13,890 Looks like you have a very bad dog, Samuel. 874 00:47:13,931 --> 00:47:15,296 Did you spank her like a naughty bitch? 875 00:47:15,332 --> 00:47:17,323 Because she sounds like a naughty bitch. 876 00:47:18,702 --> 00:47:21,535 We-We, uh-W- We discip-discipline her sometimes. 877 00:47:21,939 --> 00:47:25,670 Oh. Well, it looks like you need to discipline her harder. 878 00:47:27,444 --> 00:47:28,706 Wow. 879 00:47:28,745 --> 00:47:31,043 OK? Well, uh- 880 00:47:31,081 --> 00:47:33,140 OK. Thank you so much... 881 00:47:33,183 --> 00:47:35,014 for being so cool about that. 882 00:47:35,052 --> 00:47:37,145 I'm just gonna go back to my seat now. 883 00:47:39,423 --> 00:47:42,221 I have a feeling we're gonna do great on this paper. 884 00:47:50,767 --> 00:48:00,375 Henderson sucks! Henderson sucks! 885 00:48:00,410 --> 00:48:02,708 Defense. Defense, that's your man! 886 00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:06,406 What is that? 887 00:48:08,958 --> 00:48:10,255 Henderson sucks! 888 00:48:13,829 --> 00:48:15,296 I got it! 889 00:48:15,331 --> 00:48:17,822 What? No, ref! - 15 green, halt. 890 00:48:17,867 --> 00:48:19,061 Come on! - That's 5, Coach. 891 00:48:19,101 --> 00:48:20,500 Hey, hey, hey! - Come on! 892 00:48:20,536 --> 00:48:22,629 That's 5. You're done, son. - No! 893 00:48:22,672 --> 00:48:23,661 What? What? What? - Hey, hey, hey, hey... 894 00:48:23,706 --> 00:48:25,196 you gotta sit down. - No, ref! 895 00:48:25,241 --> 00:48:27,004 That's 5 fouls, Kyle. He says you gotta sit. 896 00:48:27,043 --> 00:48:28,476 What?! 897 00:48:29,612 --> 00:48:31,671 Coach, you need a replacement. 898 00:48:31,714 --> 00:48:33,909 I don't got anybody else. They're all fouled out. 899 00:48:33,949 --> 00:48:35,712 What about the little guy over there? 900 00:48:39,055 --> 00:48:41,023 How about we play with 4? - 5 or you forfeit. 901 00:48:41,057 --> 00:48:42,285 Fine. 902 00:48:44,827 --> 00:48:46,886 Leonard, you're in. 903 00:48:46,929 --> 00:48:48,362 What? 904 00:48:48,397 --> 00:48:50,058 You're in. 905 00:48:50,099 --> 00:48:51,828 Ha... 906 00:49:07,350 --> 00:49:08,510 I'm open, I'm open! 907 00:49:08,551 --> 00:49:10,178 I'm open! 908 00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:12,719 I'm open! 909 00:49:13,956 --> 00:49:16,254 What's going on? 910 00:49:22,064 --> 00:49:24,430 That's our basket, douchebag! 911 00:49:24,467 --> 00:49:26,332 Just stay the hell back here... 912 00:49:26,535 --> 00:49:28,366 and try not to touch the ball. 913 00:49:29,038 --> 00:49:30,733 You suck! 914 00:49:32,908 --> 00:49:34,808 Come on! 915 00:49:35,311 --> 00:49:36,744 I got it, I got it. 916 00:49:57,666 --> 00:49:59,861 Yeah! Yeah! 917 00:49:59,902 --> 00:50:01,597 OK, let's run that play again. 918 00:50:10,913 --> 00:50:13,711 . I wanna check into the paris Hilton. 919 00:50:13,749 --> 00:50:15,876 . Trade inside like Mr. Milken. 920 00:50:15,918 --> 00:50:18,079 . I scream in cherries, it's very necessary. 921 00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:20,520 . To pick me some Halle berries. 922 00:50:20,556 --> 00:50:22,854 . You better believe I want to try it. 923 00:50:22,892 --> 00:50:25,258 . To climb the mountains of Salma Hayek. 924 00:50:25,294 --> 00:50:27,524 . Hotter than lava, Brazilian hot mama. 925 00:50:27,563 --> 00:50:31,090 . it's Adriana, it's Adriana Lima, oh!. 926 00:50:31,133 --> 00:50:34,935 . Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh!. 927 00:50:35,337 --> 00:50:36,504 Time, time, time! Get in here... 928 00:50:36,539 --> 00:50:38,803 Get in here. Huddle up. Come here, come here, come here. 929 00:50:41,010 --> 00:50:42,238 AII-All right, boys... 930 00:50:42,278 --> 00:50:43,745 what did I always tell you the possums' motto was? 931 00:50:43,779 --> 00:50:45,974 When the going gets tough, we lay down and play dead? 932 00:50:46,015 --> 00:50:47,778 Yeah, yeah. - O-Only tonight... 933 00:50:47,817 --> 00:50:49,284 we stand a chance, so let's get out there... 934 00:50:49,318 --> 00:50:51,115 and try to win this thing right here, right now! 935 00:50:51,153 --> 00:50:54,145 76-74, so the only shot we can think about taking is a- 936 00:50:54,190 --> 00:50:55,487 3- pointer. - Free throw! 937 00:50:55,524 --> 00:50:57,355 Free throw is one point. 938 00:50:57,393 --> 00:50:58,860 I know. - Leonard, look on the scoreboard. 939 00:50:58,894 --> 00:51:00,486 We're down by... what? 940 00:51:02,331 --> 00:51:03,696 Uh, 13 and a half. 941 00:51:03,732 --> 00:51:06,360 What? - S-Seven-eighths. 942 00:51:06,402 --> 00:51:07,596 But-but then you have to carry the one, so- 943 00:51:07,636 --> 00:51:09,536 We need a 3-pointer. - OK. 944 00:51:09,572 --> 00:51:10,766 What play shall we do, Coach? 945 00:51:12,708 --> 00:51:13,902 What does it matter? You get the ball to Leonard... 946 00:51:13,943 --> 00:51:15,342 he can kick it in, for all I care. 947 00:51:15,377 --> 00:51:17,242 Anybody got a better idea than that? 948 00:51:17,279 --> 00:51:19,804 No. - Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 949 00:51:19,849 --> 00:51:21,680 Give it to me. 950 00:51:21,717 --> 00:51:25,209 possums! - Ohhhhhhh! 951 00:51:25,254 --> 00:51:26,687 We really got this. 952 00:51:28,257 --> 00:51:29,519 Nothing to worry about. 953 00:51:47,776 --> 00:51:56,213 . Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh!. 954 00:51:56,252 --> 00:52:00,154 . Oh, oh, oh, oh!. 955 00:52:00,189 --> 00:52:02,589 . I'm on fire. 956 00:52:02,625 --> 00:52:05,992 . Yeah, Mama, let's have some fun!. 957 00:52:06,028 --> 00:52:09,156 . Come on! Come on!. 958 00:52:11,433 --> 00:52:13,697 Hello, BDI. 959 00:52:13,736 --> 00:52:15,829 I can prove it. - What? 960 00:52:15,871 --> 00:52:17,862 That my lies are coming true. 961 00:52:19,408 --> 00:52:21,774 Sam? - Uh-Look out the window. 962 00:52:23,479 --> 00:52:25,743 . Along with fear. 963 00:52:25,781 --> 00:52:29,478 . There goes the fear again. 964 00:52:34,490 --> 00:52:37,516 . There goes the fear. 965 00:52:45,167 --> 00:52:49,729 . And cars speed fast. 966 00:52:49,772 --> 00:52:51,933 . Out of here. 967 00:52:51,974 --> 00:52:55,273 Hey, where did you get this car? 968 00:52:55,311 --> 00:52:56,642 You wanna come to a party? 969 00:52:56,679 --> 00:52:59,079 No, not really. 970 00:52:59,114 --> 00:53:02,641 There's a huge basketball keg party at Vicki Sanders' house. 971 00:53:02,685 --> 00:53:05,119 Really? Kegs, basketball guys... 972 00:53:05,154 --> 00:53:07,850 and Vicki Sanders. Let's go. 973 00:53:07,890 --> 00:53:11,257 How can you adequately mock this party if you're not there? 974 00:53:11,293 --> 00:53:13,727 Look, just think about how much more above it all you'll be... 975 00:53:13,762 --> 00:53:15,855 if you come. 976 00:53:30,145 --> 00:53:33,945 Yo, Bridge Cable, you the man! Ha ha! 977 00:53:33,983 --> 00:53:36,577 Since when are you friends with the supersize kids? 978 00:53:36,619 --> 00:53:38,712 Ha. I kinda helped win the game today. 979 00:53:38,754 --> 00:53:42,087 Kinda? He single-handedly won the game! 980 00:53:45,728 --> 00:53:48,424 And now every girI at schooI is asking about him. 981 00:53:48,464 --> 00:53:49,692 Ha ha. 982 00:53:49,732 --> 00:53:52,132 Really? - Yeah. Ha ha. 983 00:53:52,167 --> 00:53:53,634 Who-Who spe-Who specifically? 984 00:53:53,669 --> 00:53:55,330 OK, everyone wants to know... 985 00:53:55,371 --> 00:53:57,498 who you're taking to Homecoming. 986 00:53:57,539 --> 00:53:59,439 Uh... 987 00:53:59,475 --> 00:54:01,340 I- I don't-I don't know. I'm still, you know... 988 00:54:01,377 --> 00:54:03,845 weighing up my-ahem-options. Right? 989 00:54:06,315 --> 00:54:07,873 Let's dance! 990 00:54:12,788 --> 00:54:14,756 Whoo! -. The sun shone down. 991 00:54:14,790 --> 00:54:17,884 . The world seems right. 992 00:54:17,926 --> 00:54:22,829 . During the day it feels like night. 993 00:54:22,865 --> 00:54:25,231 . I'm shot down, I-. 994 00:54:25,267 --> 00:54:28,361 Dude, your girI is totally freaking Bridge Cable. 995 00:54:28,404 --> 00:54:33,205 . You never know what you might find. 996 00:54:48,757 --> 00:54:50,987 Oh ho ho ho! 997 00:54:51,026 --> 00:54:53,290 Man, I've never seen Vicki dance like that before. 998 00:54:53,328 --> 00:54:56,058 I've never seen anyone dance like that before. 999 00:54:56,098 --> 00:54:57,725 Ha ha ha! 1000 00:54:58,500 --> 00:55:00,024 . I'm shot down. 1001 00:55:00,069 --> 00:55:03,163 . I'm gripping tight. 1002 00:55:03,205 --> 00:55:08,438 . You never know what you might find. 1003 00:55:14,516 --> 00:55:16,040 I'm sure it's nothing, though, dude. 1004 00:55:16,085 --> 00:55:18,383 Whatever. The kid is still a loser. 1005 00:55:20,556 --> 00:55:22,751 Is that Carmen Electra? 1006 00:55:23,592 --> 00:55:26,186 Hm. Is Sam Leonard here? 1007 00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:40,299 Hey. I heard about your game on the radio... 1008 00:55:40,342 --> 00:55:43,641 and I just had to come by and say congratulations. 1009 00:55:45,447 --> 00:55:47,108 I baked you a cake. 1010 00:55:47,149 --> 00:55:48,980 Heh. 1011 00:55:57,326 --> 00:55:59,385 Oh, Sammy. 1012 00:56:00,596 --> 00:56:02,996 I am so proud of you. 1013 00:56:06,835 --> 00:56:08,496 That's my boy! 1014 00:56:08,537 --> 00:56:10,095 Whoo-hoo! 1015 00:56:10,139 --> 00:56:11,333 Yeah! 1016 00:56:13,308 --> 00:56:14,900 Oh. 1017 00:56:17,012 --> 00:56:18,536 Cake, anyone? 1018 00:56:28,757 --> 00:56:31,089 Kiss me, my love. 1019 00:56:31,126 --> 00:56:33,651 What? - Kiss me, my love. 1020 00:56:33,695 --> 00:56:36,459 Wait, wait, wait. Vicki, what about Kyle? 1021 00:56:36,498 --> 00:56:37,795 Oh, he's cooI with this. 1022 00:56:41,537 --> 00:56:44,233 Look, just because she went into the bathroom... 1023 00:56:44,273 --> 00:56:48,175 with a really well-hung basketball star slash rock star... 1024 00:56:48,210 --> 00:56:50,906 who drives a porsche and hangs out with smokin' hot mamas... 1025 00:56:50,946 --> 00:56:54,347 that doesn't mean anything's going on. 1026 00:56:54,383 --> 00:56:56,214 Yeah, maybe they're just chatting. 1027 00:56:59,021 --> 00:57:01,785 Oh, Vicki Sanders' left boob. 1028 00:57:03,158 --> 00:57:04,420 Unbelievable. 1029 00:57:05,093 --> 00:57:06,617 Can I...? 1030 00:57:07,663 --> 00:57:09,426 Ohhh! 1031 00:57:10,098 --> 00:57:11,190 Thank you. 1032 00:57:11,233 --> 00:57:13,895 OK. OK. OK. 1033 00:57:13,936 --> 00:57:15,403 Enough of the kids' stuff. 1034 00:57:15,437 --> 00:57:17,837 I'm ready, Sam. 1035 00:57:17,873 --> 00:57:19,204 OK. 1036 00:57:20,709 --> 00:57:22,472 For what? - To lose my virginity. 1037 00:57:22,511 --> 00:57:23,535 Wh-What? To-To me? 1038 00:57:23,579 --> 00:57:24,671 To you! - Now? 1039 00:57:24,713 --> 00:57:26,146 Now. 1040 00:57:26,181 --> 00:57:28,081 Vicki, we're in a bathroom. Don't you want it to be speciaI? 1041 00:57:28,116 --> 00:57:29,913 Oh... 1042 00:57:29,952 --> 00:57:32,614 that's what you're supposed to say. 1043 00:57:36,024 --> 00:57:38,049 It's a belt. - Shh! 1044 00:57:38,093 --> 00:57:39,355 No, I think it- 1045 00:57:43,131 --> 00:57:45,793 Oh... my... God! 1046 00:57:47,369 --> 00:57:49,496 Make love to me! 1047 00:57:49,538 --> 00:57:51,597 Huh? Grrr! 1048 00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:52,834 Yaaaargh! 1049 00:57:55,577 --> 00:57:57,977 It's not what you think. - Yes, it is. 1050 00:57:58,013 --> 00:57:59,412 Grrr! 1051 00:58:01,683 --> 00:58:04,413 Grr! Grrrr! 1052 00:58:04,453 --> 00:58:05,784 please don't kill me! 1053 00:58:07,089 --> 00:58:08,579 Grrr! 1054 00:58:08,624 --> 00:58:10,251 Sam! 1055 00:58:10,292 --> 00:58:12,590 Agh! Agh! 1056 00:58:12,628 --> 00:58:14,596 Oh! 1057 00:58:14,963 --> 00:58:17,955 Go, Sam! Go! 1058 00:58:20,269 --> 00:58:21,736 Go! 1059 00:58:41,023 --> 00:58:44,982 . Ah, me me me me, is all you think that I care about. 1060 00:58:45,027 --> 00:58:48,258 . Me me me me, is all I ever wanna talk-. 1061 00:58:49,564 --> 00:58:51,191 Nice car! 1062 00:58:52,734 --> 00:58:54,361 You are my lover. 1063 00:58:54,403 --> 00:58:56,030 You're my boyfriend now. 1064 00:58:56,071 --> 00:58:58,539 I'm over Kyle, I love you now. 1065 00:59:01,043 --> 00:59:02,476 Are they going out now, or something? 1066 00:59:02,511 --> 00:59:04,638 Hey, Sam! Hey! 1067 00:59:05,047 --> 00:59:07,174 Hi, Sam. 1068 00:59:07,215 --> 00:59:09,240 Bridge Cable! 1069 00:59:09,284 --> 00:59:12,082 Sam, can I talk to you? 1070 00:59:13,822 --> 00:59:15,756 This-This'll just take a minute. 1071 00:59:15,791 --> 00:59:17,224 OK. 1072 00:59:21,196 --> 00:59:23,858 So, uh, what's up? 1073 00:59:25,634 --> 00:59:27,829 Oh. Um... OK. 1074 00:59:27,869 --> 00:59:30,667 Well, uh... 1075 00:59:30,706 --> 00:59:33,174 what I wanted to tell you is... 1076 00:59:34,543 --> 00:59:35,532 um... 1077 00:59:37,079 --> 00:59:38,512 uh... 1078 00:59:38,547 --> 00:59:41,778 I bought two tickets to Homecoming. 1079 00:59:41,817 --> 00:59:43,682 You? Homecoming? - Ha ha. 1080 00:59:43,719 --> 00:59:46,347 Annie, thi-this is huge. 1081 00:59:46,388 --> 00:59:48,322 Wh-What-What made you change your mind? 1082 00:59:48,357 --> 00:59:50,757 You were so excited about it, so... 1083 00:59:50,792 --> 00:59:54,990 I thought... what the hell? 1084 00:59:55,030 --> 00:59:57,863 So, uh, who are you going with? 1085 00:59:58,867 --> 00:59:59,959 Uh... 1086 01:00:00,002 --> 01:00:01,264 Um... 1087 01:00:01,303 --> 01:00:03,294 You're not the only one that-that hasn't been... 1088 01:00:03,338 --> 01:00:05,329 completely honest here. 1089 01:00:08,010 --> 01:00:10,342 Ha ha. I just-I just... 1090 01:00:10,379 --> 01:00:12,574 think that-that what we have... 1091 01:00:12,614 --> 01:00:13,876 together is really cooI... 1092 01:00:13,915 --> 01:00:15,348 and I just thought... 1093 01:00:16,885 --> 01:00:19,410 maybe we could explore it a little further. 1094 01:00:19,454 --> 01:00:21,012 Wow. 1095 01:00:22,491 --> 01:00:23,617 I- I don't- 1096 01:00:23,658 --> 01:00:24,852 I don't know what to say. 1097 01:00:25,994 --> 01:00:28,554 Oh, God, this is so high schooI. 1098 01:00:31,299 --> 01:00:32,891 Do you wanna go to Homecoming with me? 1099 01:00:38,373 --> 01:00:40,705 Um... But I'm with-I'm with Vicki. 1100 01:00:40,742 --> 01:00:43,609 But... Vicki's a stupid ho. 1101 01:00:44,613 --> 01:00:46,444 Yeah, OK, but... 1102 01:00:46,481 --> 01:00:49,348 you don't just leave the hottest, most popular girI in schooI... 1103 01:00:49,384 --> 01:00:50,874 for- 1104 01:00:52,954 --> 01:00:55,013 For someone like me. 1105 01:00:56,825 --> 01:00:58,725 Annie, I-I didn't mean it like that... 1106 01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:00,022 it was just- 1107 01:01:01,630 --> 01:01:04,724 You are pathetic. 1108 01:01:07,903 --> 01:01:10,133 I got a call from a scout at State last night... 1109 01:01:10,172 --> 01:01:13,141 saying that I'm no longer on the recruiting list. 1110 01:01:13,175 --> 01:01:16,872 This kid stole my girlfriend, my point guard position... 1111 01:01:16,912 --> 01:01:19,107 and my future in one day. 1112 01:01:19,147 --> 01:01:21,741 He even stole my parking spot, for Christ's sakes! 1113 01:01:21,783 --> 01:01:24,479 That parking spot thing, man, that's totally uncalled for. 1114 01:01:24,519 --> 01:01:26,248 This kid needs to pay! 1115 01:01:26,288 --> 01:01:27,550 Yeah. You know what? 1116 01:01:27,589 --> 01:01:30,023 How about we dress him up as a cheerleader... 1117 01:01:30,058 --> 01:01:31,889 push him into a stall in the girls' bathroom... 1118 01:01:31,927 --> 01:01:33,121 and give him a swirlie? 1119 01:01:33,161 --> 01:01:34,560 Oh, yeah. Ha ha! 1120 01:01:34,596 --> 01:01:36,257 Wait. Or, or we could, uh- 1121 01:01:36,298 --> 01:01:37,458 smear peanut butter in his hair... 1122 01:01:37,499 --> 01:01:39,091 Yeah. - shave off his eyebrows... 1123 01:01:39,134 --> 01:01:41,125 and then parade him round the cafeteria at lunch. 1124 01:01:41,169 --> 01:01:42,431 That's awesome. - Ha ha ha! 1125 01:01:42,471 --> 01:01:44,166 Or, or, or... 1126 01:01:44,206 --> 01:01:45,468 how about we douse him... 1127 01:01:45,507 --> 01:01:48,169 in some sort of common household cleanser... 1128 01:01:48,210 --> 01:01:49,768 pull him behind my truck... 1129 01:01:49,811 --> 01:01:52,837 and hook his nuts up to my car battery?! 1130 01:02:01,523 --> 01:02:05,050 I just wanted to have this little sit-down with you, Sam... 1131 01:02:05,093 --> 01:02:09,189 uh, because Mr. Von Der Ahe has informed me that... 1132 01:02:09,231 --> 01:02:12,564 you haven't turned in any homework since you started. 1133 01:02:14,569 --> 01:02:16,696 I have no choice but to... 1134 01:02:16,738 --> 01:02:19,434 take you out of the running for the math scholarship. 1135 01:02:19,474 --> 01:02:24,673 It's also district policy that I put you on probation. 1136 01:02:24,713 --> 01:02:26,738 Which means, unfortunately... 1137 01:02:26,781 --> 01:02:28,772 that one more slip-up and... 1138 01:02:30,986 --> 01:02:32,544 I have to expeI you. 1139 01:02:35,357 --> 01:02:37,848 Are you sure there isn't anything you'd like to say? 1140 01:02:39,194 --> 01:02:40,923 Bite me, Marcus! 1141 01:02:47,969 --> 01:02:50,369 I get two monkeys... 1142 01:02:54,309 --> 01:02:56,209 Well, I get the coconut monkeys then. 1143 01:02:56,244 --> 01:02:57,506 Oh, fine! 1144 01:02:57,546 --> 01:02:59,514 Hank, I'm tired of fighting about the coconut monkeys. 1145 01:02:59,548 --> 01:03:02,517 Go ahead and take the coconut monkeys. 1146 01:03:02,551 --> 01:03:04,644 What's going on? What- What are you guys doing? 1147 01:03:04,686 --> 01:03:06,551 Dividing up our stuff. 1148 01:03:06,588 --> 01:03:07,987 We're getting divorced. 1149 01:03:08,023 --> 01:03:09,923 Didn't you read the post-It Note we put on the fridge? 1150 01:03:09,958 --> 01:03:11,619 The-the post-it? 1151 01:03:12,494 --> 01:03:13,859 What? 1152 01:03:13,895 --> 01:03:15,226 We've just grown apart. 1153 01:03:15,263 --> 01:03:17,561 I mean, I'm a rock star on his comeback... 1154 01:03:17,599 --> 01:03:19,829 and she paints hoo-has. 1155 01:03:19,868 --> 01:03:21,335 How could it ever work? 1156 01:03:21,369 --> 01:03:22,461 Look, we'll talk more about this later... 1157 01:03:22,504 --> 01:03:23,801 but I'm supposed to be in prague. 1158 01:03:23,838 --> 01:03:26,602 No, you-you can't leave, I-I need you guys. 1159 01:03:26,641 --> 01:03:28,871 Aww, Sam, I know it may seem... 1160 01:03:28,910 --> 01:03:31,538 like your world's coming to an end but it's not, OK? 1161 01:03:31,580 --> 01:03:35,243 It's just adolescence. This too shall pass. 1162 01:03:35,283 --> 01:03:38,081 No, Mom, it's about more than that. 1163 01:03:38,119 --> 01:03:39,245 Look, I told all these lies... 1164 01:03:39,287 --> 01:03:41,187 and-and now they've magically come true... 1165 01:03:41,223 --> 01:03:43,657 Mmm! - and-and I can't get out of it. 1166 01:03:43,692 --> 01:03:46,525 He gets his creativity from my side of the family. 1167 01:03:46,561 --> 01:03:48,392 No, I'm-I'm telling the truth. 1168 01:03:48,430 --> 01:03:49,863 I'm not Iying. 1169 01:03:51,066 --> 01:03:52,863 Da-Dad, I'm literally failing out of schooI. 1170 01:03:52,901 --> 01:03:55,199 I'm not getting the M.A.A. Scholarship. 1171 01:03:55,237 --> 01:03:56,568 Tommy Lee didn't go to college. 1172 01:03:56,605 --> 01:03:58,539 Education is overrated. 1173 01:03:58,573 --> 01:04:00,871 Go to the university of life! 1174 01:04:00,909 --> 01:04:02,809 Bam! 1175 01:04:02,844 --> 01:04:04,471 Gotta go. My cab's here. 1176 01:04:04,512 --> 01:04:06,503 Yeah, I'm late for my sound check. 1177 01:04:11,753 --> 01:04:13,687 Where's it- 1178 01:04:16,258 --> 01:04:18,658 Leonard family meeting! 1179 01:04:20,195 --> 01:04:22,857 Leonard family meeting! 1180 01:04:22,897 --> 01:04:25,388 Sam Leonard-here! 1181 01:04:26,434 --> 01:04:28,231 Jill Leonard! 1182 01:04:30,939 --> 01:04:31,906 Hank Leonard. 1183 01:04:31,940 --> 01:04:34,465 Sorry, son. My fans need me. 1184 01:04:35,877 --> 01:04:38,869 Ha ha! Whoo-hoo! 1185 01:04:41,650 --> 01:04:45,177 Dad, come back! Dad, please! 1186 01:04:45,220 --> 01:04:46,619 Dad! 1187 01:04:46,655 --> 01:04:48,282 Ungh! 1188 01:05:31,499 --> 01:05:32,727 . Lie lie lie lie lie. 1189 01:05:32,767 --> 01:05:34,200 . You lie lie lie lie lie. 1190 01:05:34,235 --> 01:05:35,964 . Tell me why, tell me why. 1191 01:05:36,004 --> 01:05:37,733 . Why d'you have to lie?. 1192 01:05:37,772 --> 01:05:40,798 . Should've realized that you should've told the truth. 1193 01:05:40,842 --> 01:05:44,573 . Should've realized you know what I'll do. 1194 01:05:44,612 --> 01:05:50,073 . You're in suspension. 1195 01:05:50,118 --> 01:05:53,986 . You're a liar. 1196 01:05:56,358 --> 01:05:59,987 . Now I wanna know, now, now, now I wanna know. 1197 01:06:00,028 --> 01:06:03,486 . Why you never look me in the face. 1198 01:06:03,531 --> 01:06:06,591 . Broke a confidence just to please your ego. 1199 01:06:06,634 --> 01:06:10,092 . Should've realized you know what I know. 1200 01:06:10,138 --> 01:06:15,906 . You're in suspension. 1201 01:06:15,944 --> 01:06:18,674 Oh, my God, my nuts! -. You're a liar. 1202 01:06:23,084 --> 01:06:26,110 . I know where you go, everybody you know. 1203 01:06:26,154 --> 01:06:28,987 . I know everything that you do or say. 1204 01:06:29,023 --> 01:06:32,618 . So when you tell lies I'll always be in your way. 1205 01:06:32,660 --> 01:06:34,651 . I'm nobody's fooI and I know all. 1206 01:06:34,696 --> 01:06:37,221 I loved your paper, SamueI. It read like a poem. 1207 01:06:37,265 --> 01:06:38,425 Thank you, Mrs. Moran. 1208 01:06:38,466 --> 01:06:39,694 Oh, it's not Mrs. Moran anymore. 1209 01:06:39,734 --> 01:06:41,326 Mr. Moran and I have separated. 1210 01:06:41,436 --> 01:06:43,370 And I need... a man. 1211 01:06:43,405 --> 01:06:47,671 . You're in suspension. 1212 01:06:50,812 --> 01:06:53,212 Oh, look, more children. 1213 01:06:53,248 --> 01:06:55,341 We'll just have to finish this tonight. 1214 01:06:55,383 --> 01:06:56,543 What? We will? 1215 01:06:56,584 --> 01:06:57,983 I'm chaperoning the Homecoming dance. 1216 01:06:58,019 --> 01:07:00,214 Don't be late. 1217 01:07:00,622 --> 01:07:03,614 I love you! I love you, SamueI! I love you! 1218 01:07:04,959 --> 01:07:07,860 . You're a southern man, you're a northern souI. 1219 01:07:07,896 --> 01:07:10,990 . You're a west-ender, you got an eastern souI. 1220 01:07:11,032 --> 01:07:15,298 . But you're no one at all. 1221 01:07:17,372 --> 01:07:20,500 . You're a rich man, you're a poor man. 1222 01:07:20,542 --> 01:07:23,636 . You're this man, then you're that man. 1223 01:07:23,678 --> 01:07:28,138 . But you're no one at all. 1224 01:07:30,251 --> 01:07:33,186 . You're a liar, you're a winner. 1225 01:07:33,221 --> 01:07:36,657 . An expert and a beginner. 1226 01:07:36,691 --> 01:07:41,219 . But you're no one at all. 1227 01:07:42,931 --> 01:07:45,957 . When the wind blows that's when you know. 1228 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:49,128 . That your nose grows and your face shows. 1229 01:07:49,170 --> 01:07:53,664 . That you're no one at all. 1230 01:08:08,356 --> 01:08:11,484 . You're a hard rock with your own space. 1231 01:08:11,526 --> 01:08:14,723 . You're a disgrace but you've got your grace. 1232 01:08:14,762 --> 01:08:18,163 . But you're no one at all. 1233 01:08:21,569 --> 01:08:23,969 BDI, where the only thing colder than the ice cream... 1234 01:08:24,005 --> 01:08:26,701 is my attitude. This is Annie. How may I help ya? 1235 01:08:26,741 --> 01:08:28,572 Ooh, FYI... 1236 01:08:28,610 --> 01:08:29,975 I'm pregnant. 1237 01:08:30,011 --> 01:08:31,410 What? 1238 01:08:49,364 --> 01:08:50,626 Don't you want a family? 1239 01:08:50,665 --> 01:08:52,496 Yeah, yeah, yeah, someday, but- 1240 01:08:52,534 --> 01:08:55,526 Wait-It's not even possible, we never actually got to... you know. 1241 01:08:55,570 --> 01:08:57,128 So let's start right now, then. 1242 01:08:57,171 --> 01:08:59,469 So you're not- So you're not pregnant. 1243 01:08:59,507 --> 01:09:01,975 Oh, God, I hope he has your eyes. 1244 01:09:02,010 --> 01:09:03,409 Why did you- 1245 01:09:03,444 --> 01:09:05,036 Come on! 1246 01:09:08,116 --> 01:09:09,549 Oh, my God, you're insane. I gotta get out of here. 1247 01:09:09,584 --> 01:09:11,051 Come on! Come on. - Ah! 1248 01:09:11,085 --> 01:09:14,452 Haven't you always wanted to do it in a public toilet? 1249 01:09:15,690 --> 01:09:17,351 Are you horny? 1250 01:09:17,926 --> 01:09:19,860 Let's make love! 1251 01:09:19,894 --> 01:09:22,795 Come on, you're driving me crazy! 1252 01:09:28,836 --> 01:09:32,738 And when were you gonna tell me about all this, huh? 1253 01:09:32,774 --> 01:09:34,139 Mrs. Moran. 1254 01:09:34,175 --> 01:09:35,142 Hi. 1255 01:09:38,413 --> 01:09:40,313 No-no, wait. Mrs. Moran, wait! 1256 01:09:40,348 --> 01:09:41,975 Wait. Wait. 1257 01:09:45,720 --> 01:09:48,814 Come on, it's time for the big announcement. 1258 01:09:50,258 --> 01:09:54,422 And this year's Bridgeport Homecoming king and queen... 1259 01:09:54,429 --> 01:09:56,454 are... 1260 01:10:03,838 --> 01:10:06,739 Vicki Sanders and Sam Leonard! 1261 01:10:13,514 --> 01:10:18,679 . I don't remember what day it was. 1262 01:10:20,221 --> 01:10:25,386 . I didn't notice what time it was. 1263 01:10:26,995 --> 01:10:32,729 . AII I know is that I fell in love with you. 1264 01:10:32,767 --> 01:10:36,203 . And if all my dreams come true. 1265 01:10:36,237 --> 01:10:40,196 . I'll be spending time with you. 1266 01:10:40,241 --> 01:10:43,108 . Every day's a new day... 1267 01:10:43,144 --> 01:10:46,841 Just like to take this moment to congratulate our newly crowned... 1268 01:10:46,881 --> 01:10:49,543 Homecoming king and queen! 1269 01:11:04,732 --> 01:11:06,723 And... 1270 01:11:06,768 --> 01:11:09,100 to our king... 1271 01:11:10,071 --> 01:11:13,097 Whoo! Yeah! 1272 01:11:13,141 --> 01:11:14,938 SamueI Leonard... 1273 01:11:17,545 --> 01:11:19,376 I would just like to say... 1274 01:11:21,349 --> 01:11:22,714 that I am madly in love with you. 1275 01:11:24,786 --> 01:11:26,185 Which is why it hurt so much... 1276 01:11:26,220 --> 01:11:27,881 to find you trying to have sex with Vicki Sanders... 1277 01:11:27,922 --> 01:11:29,150 in the faculty restroom. 1278 01:11:29,190 --> 01:11:30,054 What? 1279 01:11:30,091 --> 01:11:31,615 Mrs. Moran, think about your career. 1280 01:11:31,659 --> 01:11:34,924 Oh, screw my career! What is my life without you, Sam? 1281 01:11:35,897 --> 01:11:37,728 probably pretty fine. 1282 01:11:37,765 --> 01:11:42,259 And to our-ha, mmm- 1283 01:11:42,303 --> 01:11:44,271 our... 1284 01:11:49,377 --> 01:11:51,743 filthy skank queen, Vicki Sanders... 1285 01:11:51,779 --> 01:11:54,145 I would just like to say to you... 1286 01:11:57,685 --> 01:11:58,743 Ah! 1287 01:11:58,786 --> 01:12:01,220 You ball-breaking whore! 1288 01:12:02,790 --> 01:12:03,916 Ah! 1289 01:12:07,528 --> 01:12:10,827 Are you sure there isn't something you need to be telling me? 1290 01:12:13,601 --> 01:12:16,468 Actually, there is something... 1291 01:12:17,605 --> 01:12:21,041 that I need to be telling you, Marcus. 1292 01:12:31,819 --> 01:12:33,719 Oh, no. Oh. 1293 01:12:33,755 --> 01:12:35,723 Mr. -I'm sorry, Mr. - pri-principaI Hayes. 1294 01:12:35,757 --> 01:12:37,190 . Sloop John B!. 1295 01:12:37,558 --> 01:12:38,889 . Sloop John B!. 1296 01:12:39,427 --> 01:12:40,451 . Sloop John B!. 1297 01:12:45,133 --> 01:12:46,464 Mrs. Moran! 1298 01:12:46,501 --> 01:12:48,662 . We come on the sloop John B. 1299 01:12:48,703 --> 01:12:51,194 . Grandfather and me. 1300 01:12:51,239 --> 01:12:55,107 . Around Nassau town we did roam. 1301 01:12:55,143 --> 01:12:58,010 Mrs. Moran! Mrs. Moran! -. Drinking all night. 1302 01:12:58,045 --> 01:13:00,775 . Got into a fight. 1303 01:13:00,815 --> 01:13:02,180 . Well, I feeI so broke up-. 1304 01:13:02,216 --> 01:13:04,616 Oh! 1305 01:13:04,652 --> 01:13:06,813 Guys! Mrs. Moran! 1306 01:13:06,854 --> 01:13:08,754 Guys! please, you don't understand. 1307 01:13:08,790 --> 01:13:11,281 Take him to the parking lot! - No! No! No! No! No! Guys! 1308 01:13:11,325 --> 01:13:15,056 . The constable had to come and take him away. 1309 01:13:15,096 --> 01:13:17,360 Oh, please. - What are you doing, Kyle? 1310 01:13:17,398 --> 01:13:18,888 Come on, man, this is crazy. What are you doing? 1311 01:13:18,933 --> 01:13:20,400 What does it look like I'm doing? 1312 01:13:20,434 --> 01:13:22,994 I'm gonna pull him behind my truck! 1313 01:13:23,037 --> 01:13:25,403 Kyle, this is crazy! 1314 01:13:25,439 --> 01:13:27,066 Kyle, look, look, we were just going to rough him up a little. 1315 01:13:27,108 --> 01:13:29,508 But you know what, I think you're taking these threats a little too literaI! 1316 01:13:29,544 --> 01:13:31,375 I'd like to second that. 1317 01:13:31,412 --> 01:13:34,108 Damn it! I've flooded it again! 1318 01:13:34,148 --> 01:13:35,945 Kyle, relax! Kyle! 1319 01:13:35,983 --> 01:13:38,213 No! Move! 1320 01:13:38,252 --> 01:13:39,810 Grrrr! 1321 01:13:39,854 --> 01:13:42,414 Let's make you look good tonight, Chapstick! 1322 01:13:42,456 --> 01:13:44,390 Oh, thank you, Lord! 1323 01:13:44,425 --> 01:13:45,858 Kyle! 1324 01:13:45,893 --> 01:13:49,056 You get to skip all the way to the car battery on your nuts! 1325 01:13:49,096 --> 01:13:52,190 What? Wh-Kyle, please, can we just talk about this, buddy? 1326 01:13:52,233 --> 01:13:54,292 Kyle, you don't wanna do this. 1327 01:13:54,335 --> 01:13:55,632 You're only doing this 'cause I lied... 1328 01:13:55,670 --> 01:13:56,967 and said you wanted to do it. 1329 01:13:57,004 --> 01:14:00,804 Are you saying I'm your puppet? - No, no, no, no! 1330 01:14:00,842 --> 01:14:03,902 Kyle, buddy, I'm just saying- I'm just saying- 1331 01:14:03,945 --> 01:14:05,344 You don't wanna do this! 1332 01:14:05,379 --> 01:14:07,677 Oh, yes I do! 1333 01:14:07,715 --> 01:14:10,445 . This is the worst trip I've ever been on. 1334 01:14:10,484 --> 01:14:12,850 Kyle! Kyle! Think about your life. 1335 01:14:12,887 --> 01:14:14,149 Grrr! 1336 01:14:14,188 --> 01:14:15,246 You're gonna wear out your battery. 1337 01:14:15,289 --> 01:14:16,779 Grrr! 1338 01:14:16,824 --> 01:14:18,792 Just go ahead and do it, my life can't get any worse. 1339 01:14:18,860 --> 01:14:19,884 Grrr! 1340 01:14:21,562 --> 01:14:24,258 Everybody freeze! You're all under arrest! 1341 01:14:24,298 --> 01:14:26,766 . Let me go home I really wanna go home. 1342 01:14:26,801 --> 01:14:28,268 Or-Or maybe it can. 1343 01:14:28,436 --> 01:14:32,522 . Oh! I feeI so broke up I wanna go home. 1344 01:14:32,557 --> 01:14:36,609 . I wanna go home.. I wanna go home. 1345 01:14:42,950 --> 01:14:45,145 Hey there, gangster. 1346 01:14:46,787 --> 01:14:50,279 There goes my guidance counselor of the year award. 1347 01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:54,284 Hey. 1348 01:14:54,328 --> 01:14:59,391 Listen, uh, I'm sorry about the advice I gave you the other day. 1349 01:14:59,433 --> 01:15:02,163 Although everything I said is basically true. 1350 01:15:02,203 --> 01:15:04,296 Everyone does lie. 1351 01:15:04,338 --> 01:15:06,135 But that doesn't make it right. 1352 01:15:06,173 --> 01:15:09,199 And more importantly, I don't think it's gonna make you happy. 1353 01:15:09,243 --> 01:15:13,304 In fact I think honesty and happiness go hand in hand. 1354 01:15:13,347 --> 01:15:17,750 Though try telling my psycho ex-wife that. 1355 01:15:17,785 --> 01:15:20,219 Anyway... 1356 01:15:20,254 --> 01:15:22,484 principaI Hayes has dropped all the charges... 1357 01:15:22,523 --> 01:15:24,548 and I've talked him into giving you detention... 1358 01:15:24,592 --> 01:15:27,584 for the rest of the year instead of expelling you. 1359 01:15:31,265 --> 01:15:33,392 Th-Thank you. If- 1360 01:15:33,434 --> 01:15:35,834 If you could only get me out of all these lies. 1361 01:15:38,706 --> 01:15:41,334 I believe it was Thomas Jefferson who once said... 1362 01:15:41,375 --> 01:15:44,606 "Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom. " 1363 01:15:47,548 --> 01:15:49,743 OK. Wow. - Thank you! 1364 01:15:51,652 --> 01:15:53,711 Did I say something usefuI? 1365 01:15:56,023 --> 01:15:58,116 I'm leaving you. - What? 1366 01:15:58,159 --> 01:16:00,957 Now, now, I realize you're like the most beautifuI girI ever... 1367 01:16:00,995 --> 01:16:03,725 and I'm, um, me... 1368 01:16:03,764 --> 01:16:06,198 but, uh... we have nothing in common. 1369 01:16:06,233 --> 01:16:08,531 And I don't even really like you. 1370 01:16:08,569 --> 01:16:11,595 That's fine. We'll just have a sexuaI relationship, then. 1371 01:16:11,639 --> 01:16:13,300 No commitment, no companionship... 1372 01:16:13,341 --> 01:16:16,674 just wild uninhibited sex whenever you wanna have it. 1373 01:16:16,711 --> 01:16:20,807 people do that? - I have no self-esteem, Sam. 1374 01:16:20,848 --> 01:16:26,184 Girls like me never do. I will do whatever you want me to do. 1375 01:16:26,220 --> 01:16:29,280 No! No, no, no. Vicki, OK? 1376 01:16:29,323 --> 01:16:31,621 We're done. I'm sorry, this has gone way too far. 1377 01:16:31,659 --> 01:16:33,718 Uh, it's over. Goodbye. 1378 01:16:38,265 --> 01:16:40,961 AII-star! 1379 01:16:41,002 --> 01:16:44,199 I gotta tell you. You have turned my whole life around. 1380 01:16:44,238 --> 01:16:46,172 I haven't had a-I haven't had a death threat in a week. 1381 01:16:46,207 --> 01:16:48,175 I gotta quit the team. 1382 01:16:48,209 --> 01:16:49,836 The truth is, I'm not good at basketball. 1383 01:16:49,877 --> 01:16:52,437 Uh... sorry. 1384 01:17:05,559 --> 01:17:10,106 00:46

Kaynak: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKeBOkDqai0