Epic Movie (2007)

Senaryo, Yönetmen ve Oyuncu Kadrosu

• Senaryo: Filmin senaryosu, aynı zamanda yönetmen koltuğunda da oturan Jason Friedberg ve Aaron Seltzer tarafından yazılmıştır. Film, "Korkunç Bir Film" (Scary Movie) serisinin yapımcıları tarafından çekilmiştir ve parodi türündedir.
• Yönetmen: Film, Jason Friedberg ve Aaron Seltzer tarafından yönetilmiştir.
• Oyuncu Kadrosu:
• Kal Penn (Edward)
• Adam Campbell (Peter)
• Jayma Mays (Lucy)
• Jennifer Coolidge (Beyaz Cadı)
• Crispin Glover (Willy Wonka)
• Faune A. Chambers (Susan)
• Kevin McDonald (Harry Potter)
• Tony Cox (Bink)
• Héctor Jiménez (Bay Tumnus)
• Carmen Electra (Mystique)
• Fred Willard (Aslan)

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Film, Kitap Uyarlaması mı?

"Epic Movie", doğrudan bir kitap uyarlaması değildir. Film, başta "Narnia Günlükleri: Aslan, Cadı ve Dolap" (The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe) olmak üzere, o dönemde popüler olan birçok gişe rekortmeni filmin hikaye örgüsünü ve karakterlerini tiye alan bir parodidir. Film adı "Destansı Bir Film" olarak Türkçeye çevrilmiş. Film, Türkçe espri ve mizah anlayışına doğrudan uyumlu değildir. İngilizce espri anlayışını yakalamak gerekir.

Filmin senaryosu, parodi yaptığı filmlerin hikayesini temel alır ve bu filmleri mizahi bir dille eleştirir. Dolayısıyla, "Epic Movie" için bir kitap uyarlaması değil, popüler filmlere göndermeler yapan bir parodi diyebiliriz.

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Filmin Mesajı ve Değinilen Konular

"Epic Movie", parodi türünün doğası gereği ciddi bir mesaj verme amacı gütmez. Filmin ana hedefi, popüler kültürdeki fantastik, macera ve süper kahraman filmlerini eleştirel ve alaycı bir dille ele almaktır.

Filmde değinilen bazı ana konular ve parodiler şunlardır:

• Gişe Rekortmeni Filmler: Özellikle "Karayip Korsanları" (Pirates of the Caribbean), "Harry Potter", "X-Men", "Charlie'nin Çikolata Fabrikası" (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) gibi filmlere göndermeler yapılır.
• Popüler Kültür Figürleri: Jack Sparrow, Harry Potter, Aslan, Kaptan Jack gibi tanınmış karakterler mizahi bir şekilde taklit edilir.
• Ticari Film Endüstrisi: Film, popüler filmlerin ticari başarısını ve formüllerini alaycı bir dille sorgular.

Özetle, "Epic Movie"'nin asıl amacı eğlence ve mizah yoluyla popüler sinemayı tiye almaktır; altında yatan derin bir mesaj veya anlam aramak doğru olmaz.

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Erişim tarihi: 06.09.2025 Cumartesi

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Türkçe altyazı

1 00:00:13,933 --> 00:00:18,512 Bu, kaderin cilvesiyle bir araya gelmiş dört öksüzün hikayesidir. 2 00:00:18,605 --> 00:00:23,599 Henüz bilmiyorlardı, ama onları bekleyen büyük bir görev vardı, 3 00:00:23,693 --> 00:00:25,769 destansı bir görev. 4 00:00:43,965 --> 00:00:46,669 İlk öksüz Lucy'yle tanışın. 5 00:00:46,759 --> 00:00:50,128 Onu yaşlı bir müze küratörü yetiştirmişti. 6 00:00:50,221 --> 00:00:54,718 Ama ne yazık ki, o öldürüldü. 7 00:00:59,647 --> 00:01:01,391 HİP-HOP ÖLMEZ 8 00:01:01,900 --> 00:01:04,771 Lütfen ölme. 9 00:01:04,862 --> 00:01:09,489 - Lütfen ölme, başka kimsem yok. - Elime basıyorsun. 10 00:01:11,494 --> 00:01:13,486 Özür dilerim. 11 00:01:15,831 --> 00:01:18,120 Bu bir şifre. 12 00:01:19,586 --> 00:01:22,373 Ama nedir? 13 00:01:24,341 --> 00:01:27,709 Aman Tanrım. Şifre, lütfen. 14 00:01:27,802 --> 00:01:29,879 Bana bir ipucu daha ver. 15 00:01:30,514 --> 00:01:33,219 Ben kitabı okumadım. 16 00:01:37,687 --> 00:01:40,475 Seni K-Fed gibi mahvedeceğim! 17 00:01:41,734 --> 00:01:44,403 Tanrım, şifre, lütfen. 18 00:01:47,615 --> 00:01:51,031 Vücudun bir harf şeklinde. Bu D harfi mi? 19 00:01:51,118 --> 00:01:53,870 Lütfen. 20 00:01:53,955 --> 00:01:55,533 Bu bir A. 21 00:02:00,462 --> 00:02:01,707 V. 22 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:04,746 I. 23 00:02:07,177 --> 00:02:08,969 N. 24 00:02:16,979 --> 00:02:18,307 C. 25 00:02:18,397 --> 00:02:21,102 Bilmiyorum. 26 00:02:21,192 --> 00:02:23,185 I. 27 00:02:24,946 --> 00:02:27,023 Da Vinci. 28 00:02:27,491 --> 00:02:29,399 Tamam. 29 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:39,170 "Tom'un saçı ne kadar uyuz." 30 00:02:43,590 --> 00:02:45,334 Dur. Uyuz. 31 00:02:45,426 --> 00:02:47,217 Uyuz... 32 00:02:47,303 --> 00:02:49,711 Uyuz yedi harfli bir kelime. 33 00:02:54,144 --> 00:02:56,350 Şifre "yedi". 34 00:02:56,437 --> 00:02:58,560 Tamam. 35 00:03:11,161 --> 00:03:15,871 ALTIN BİLET - Destansı bir maceraya katılmaya hak kazandınız! 36 00:03:33,102 --> 00:03:36,102 Bir öksüz daha vardı, Edward. 37 00:03:36,188 --> 00:03:42,143 Başka çocuklarla birlikte bir Meksika manastırında yaşıyordu. 38 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:50,691 Ben bunu yemem. 39 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:58,702 Kıymetini bil, Eduardo. Bugün özellikle çok lezzetli bir şey pişirdim. 40 00:04:08,472 --> 00:04:12,766 Nacho! 41 00:04:39,045 --> 00:04:42,996 Peynir aromalı Doritos çok lezzetli. 42 00:04:55,980 --> 00:04:58,020 Bıktım artık. 43 00:04:58,108 --> 00:05:01,607 Ben bir maskeli güreşçi olacağım. 44 00:05:03,780 --> 00:05:06,152 Diğerlerinden daha mı iyisin? 45 00:05:06,241 --> 00:05:08,068 Evet. 46 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:10,199 Chanchito, gel. 47 00:05:10,287 --> 00:05:12,992 Ona alçakgönüllülük dersi ver. 48 00:05:24,469 --> 00:05:26,925 Şaka yapıyor olmalısın. 49 00:05:32,101 --> 00:05:36,515 Burnuna kaçan fasulyeler hoşuna gidiyor mu? 50 00:05:38,150 --> 00:05:40,772 Kolunu yakala ve çevir. 51 00:05:42,279 --> 00:05:44,734 Chanchito, onu masadan fırlat. 52 00:05:51,622 --> 00:05:53,117 ALTIN BİLET 53 00:05:53,208 --> 00:05:55,199 Ne güzel. 54 00:05:56,085 --> 00:05:58,374 <i>Geri gelme, hıyar.</i> 55 00:06:09,140 --> 00:06:15,594 Sıradaki öksüz, Susan, kendisini evlat edinen yeni ailesinin yanına Namibya'ya gidiyordu. 56 00:06:15,689 --> 00:06:18,975 HOLLYWOOD YAŞAMI BRANGELINA, YİNE EVLAT EDİNİYORLAR 57 00:06:21,069 --> 00:06:23,940 - Bir kokteyl içer misiniz? - Ben su alayım. 58 00:06:25,825 --> 00:06:29,989 - Ne içersiniz? - Portakal suyu lütfen. 59 00:07:09,621 --> 00:07:12,622 Yanlış güne bilet almışım. 60 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:17,042 Yeter artık. 61 00:07:17,129 --> 00:07:20,997 Bu iğrenç uçaktaki, iğrenç yılanlardan bıktım artık. 62 00:07:21,092 --> 00:07:23,500 - Ben de. - Yeter artık. 63 00:07:23,595 --> 00:07:27,508 Bu iğrenç uçaktaki, iğrenç yılanlardan bıktım artık. 64 00:07:27,598 --> 00:07:28,879 Tamam. 65 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:35,354 Neden hep aynı şeyi söylüyorsun? 66 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:38,441 Çünkü internetteki hayranlarım bunu söyleyince... 67 00:07:42,030 --> 00:07:44,866 Tamam. Anladık artık. 68 00:07:44,950 --> 00:07:47,821 Hayır, bence anlamadın. 69 00:07:51,915 --> 00:07:55,700 - Neden bağırıyorsun? - S... tir, kaltak, ben hep bağırırım. 70 00:07:55,795 --> 00:07:57,871 Ben Samuel Jackson'ım. 71 00:07:57,964 --> 00:08:00,040 Kaltak mı? 72 00:08:11,353 --> 00:08:13,844 Çok seksiyim. 73 00:08:24,825 --> 00:08:27,115 ALTIN BİLET 74 00:08:27,203 --> 00:08:29,279 Oley. 75 00:08:34,878 --> 00:08:38,876 MUTANTLAR SANAT VE BİLİM AKADEMİSİ, SAVAŞAN WOLVERINE'LER 76 00:08:42,136 --> 00:08:45,302 Son olarak, en son öksüz, Peter. 77 00:08:45,388 --> 00:08:49,683 O toplumun dışladıklarının arasında yaşıyordu: Mutantların. 78 00:08:49,768 --> 00:08:53,304 Ama orada bile bir yabancıydı. 79 00:09:35,816 --> 00:09:37,893 Merhaba, Mystique. 80 00:09:37,986 --> 00:09:40,062 Merhaba, LC. 81 00:09:41,490 --> 00:09:44,824 Peki. Acaba... 82 00:09:44,910 --> 00:09:49,572 Benimle hoş geldin partisine gelmek ister misin? 83 00:09:51,375 --> 00:09:53,664 Rüyanda görürsün. 84 00:10:09,561 --> 00:10:11,637 Saçların çok güzel, Rogue. 85 00:10:15,150 --> 00:10:19,100 Kız arkadaşımla mı konuşuyorsun, salak? 86 00:10:28,914 --> 00:10:30,991 Pis herif. 87 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:52,271 Dövüş. 88 00:10:53,690 --> 00:10:56,442 Şimdi ne yapacaksın? 89 00:10:59,655 --> 00:11:02,194 Güçlerini kullanacak. 90 00:11:05,369 --> 00:11:08,074 Melek kanatlarını çıkaracak. 91 00:11:18,925 --> 00:11:21,084 Bence tavuk kanadına benziyorlar. 92 00:11:26,308 --> 00:11:28,716 Ayrılın. 93 00:11:29,562 --> 00:11:34,901 Peter 'ın kendisini savunamayacak kadar ödlek olduğunu biliyorsunuz. 94 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,918 ALTIN BİLET 95 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:14,439 Bu dört öksüz için, hayat asla eskisi gibi olmayacaktı. 96 00:12:33,671 --> 00:12:35,747 İğrenç. 97 00:12:53,859 --> 00:12:55,234 Hoş geldiniz. 98 00:12:55,319 --> 00:12:58,356 Sen Susan olmalısın. 99 00:12:59,198 --> 00:13:01,274 Sen de... 100 00:13:02,242 --> 00:13:04,319 Peter. 101 00:13:04,412 --> 00:13:06,737 Sen Edward'sın. 102 00:13:07,582 --> 00:13:09,207 Ve sen... 103 00:13:13,713 --> 00:13:15,955 Sen Lucy'sin. 104 00:13:16,049 --> 00:13:20,925 Sizi bekliyordum, hadi gelin. 105 00:13:49,293 --> 00:13:52,163 Efsanevi şekerine bayıldım. 106 00:13:53,171 --> 00:13:55,211 Çikolata nehri. 107 00:14:05,726 --> 00:14:07,470 Çok lezzetli. 108 00:14:11,608 --> 00:14:14,395 Çok lezzetli. 109 00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:28,324 Çikolata. 110 00:14:28,417 --> 00:14:33,126 Aslında bu kanalizasyon. 111 00:14:42,891 --> 00:14:48,727 Çocuklar, şekerimi bu kadar lezzetli yapan şey nedir bilmek istiyor musunuz? 112 00:14:49,898 --> 00:14:53,896 Gizli bir malzeme kullanıyorum. 113 00:14:53,986 --> 00:14:57,604 Gerçek insan organları. 114 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:05,403 Hepinizin içinden ufak tefek bir parça alıp, lezzetli şekerime koyacağım, gerçekten. 115 00:15:05,498 --> 00:15:07,989 Ben gidiyorum. 116 00:15:11,504 --> 00:15:14,624 Bırak bizi, yaratık. 117 00:15:14,716 --> 00:15:17,421 Hayır. Bırakamam. 118 00:15:17,510 --> 00:15:20,180 Bırakabilirsin. 119 00:15:21,764 --> 00:15:24,469 Artık benimsiniz. 120 00:15:43,329 --> 00:15:45,369 CEVİZ EZİCİ 121 00:16:26,457 --> 00:16:28,913 KARAMELLİ MISIR 122 00:16:29,002 --> 00:16:30,413 SÜRPRİZ KUTUSU 123 00:16:30,504 --> 00:16:32,912 Bırakın beni. 124 00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:48,392 GERÇEK DEV BOY EKŞİ SARI KAFA 125 00:17:02,997 --> 00:17:05,238 Ne yapıyorsun? 126 00:17:05,332 --> 00:17:08,250 Willy kapı kolunu cilalamamı istedi. 127 00:17:08,335 --> 00:17:10,079 Gerzek. 128 00:17:10,171 --> 00:17:13,207 Buradan çıkmalıyız. 129 00:17:14,884 --> 00:17:17,968 - Demin aynı şeyi dedim. - Demin aynı şeyi dedin. 130 00:17:18,054 --> 00:17:21,672 Nereye gideceğiz? Benim geri dönecek bir evim yok. 131 00:17:21,766 --> 00:17:24,304 Bu biletin bana şans getirdiğini sanmıştım. 132 00:17:24,394 --> 00:17:26,932 Benim küratörden başka kimsem yoktu. 133 00:17:27,022 --> 00:17:30,437 Benim asla kimsem olmadı. Kendi kendimi yetiştirdim. 134 00:17:30,525 --> 00:17:34,475 Bu yüzden mi bu kadar sert tavırlısın? 135 00:17:36,865 --> 00:17:39,736 Biraz da cazgırsın. 136 00:17:39,827 --> 00:17:43,659 - Neden biz? - Biz kimsenin aramayacağı dört genciz. 137 00:17:43,747 --> 00:17:47,448 - Ölene kadar buradan kurtulamayacağız. - Sus. Onu korkutuyorsun. 138 00:17:47,543 --> 00:17:51,043 Bana ne yapacağımı söyleme. Sen benim babam değilsin. 139 00:17:51,131 --> 00:17:53,207 Korktuğun için iki yumruk. 140 00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:58,045 Peter'ı rahat bırak. O sadece kızı koruyordu. 141 00:17:59,097 --> 00:18:01,256 Ben kendimi koruyabilirim. 142 00:18:03,811 --> 00:18:06,267 İster beğenin, ister beğenmeyin bu işte beraberiz. 143 00:18:06,355 --> 00:18:12,191 Birbirimizden hoşlanmadığımız belli, ama kurtulmak için birbirimize destek olmalıyız. 144 00:18:18,952 --> 00:18:22,783 Kavga bitmiş miydi? Bilmiyorum. 145 00:18:22,872 --> 00:18:27,748 - Kim sakızlarımı çiğnemek ister? - Birisi geliyor. 146 00:18:27,836 --> 00:18:30,623 Willy geliyor. Saklanın. 147 00:18:47,690 --> 00:18:49,766 Neredesiniz? 148 00:19:05,042 --> 00:19:07,367 Sizi bulacağım. 149 00:20:03,606 --> 00:20:07,603 DİKKAT - BOĞULMA TEHLİKESİ VARDIR SALAKLARDAN UZAK TUTUN 150 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:30,646 Yapıştı. 151 00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:03,430 Yapabilirsin. 152 00:22:10,406 --> 00:22:12,482 Dilim. 153 00:22:13,368 --> 00:22:15,407 Pardon. 154 00:22:24,755 --> 00:22:26,581 Neredeyim ben? 155 00:22:26,672 --> 00:22:28,712 Gnarnia dünyası. 156 00:22:37,435 --> 00:22:41,681 GNARNIA'YA HOŞ GELDİNİZ GÜNEŞ GÖRMEYEN EYALET 157 00:22:42,356 --> 00:22:44,812 G'yi yutarak söylüyoruz. 158 00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:49,362 - "Gnarly" gibi. - Telif hakları yüzünden. 159 00:22:49,447 --> 00:22:51,025 Ben Bay Tumnus. 160 00:22:51,116 --> 00:22:53,737 Benim adım Lucy. 161 00:22:54,452 --> 00:22:56,409 Nesin sen? 162 00:22:56,496 --> 00:22:58,240 Ben keçi tanrıyım. 163 00:22:58,331 --> 00:23:00,905 Yarı insan, yarı keçi. 164 00:23:02,044 --> 00:23:05,329 - Yani... - Evet, babam bir keçiyi becerdi. 165 00:23:06,506 --> 00:23:08,583 Bunlar annem ve babam. 166 00:23:10,970 --> 00:23:13,722 - Keçi sakalın annene çekmiş. - Teşekkürler. 167 00:23:15,892 --> 00:23:20,684 - Peki ya sen? - Benim annem de, babam da insan. 168 00:23:20,771 --> 00:23:23,263 İğrenç. 169 00:23:25,026 --> 00:23:26,734 Hayır... Evet. 170 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:31,695 Sen bir Havva kızısın, öyle mi? 171 00:23:32,242 --> 00:23:34,318 Evet. 172 00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:44,121 Ne kadar kabayım. Sana etrafı gezdireyim. 173 00:23:56,684 --> 00:23:59,175 Keçi yuvama hoş geldiniz. 174 00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:11,567 GNARNIA TEPESİ, CALIFORNIA 3 YATAK ODASI/3 BANYO 175 00:24:11,658 --> 00:24:15,703 ÖZEL GARAJ YEMLİK 176 00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:19,199 Hadi. Gezelim. 177 00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:30,756 Bakalım dolapta ne var? 178 00:24:31,889 --> 00:24:34,427 Cristal olmazsa olmaz. 179 00:24:36,184 --> 00:24:38,806 Diddy için saklıyorum. Diddy. 180 00:24:38,895 --> 00:24:40,972 KEÇİ TANRI JOHN 181 00:24:41,649 --> 00:24:44,685 Al bakalım. 182 00:24:50,491 --> 00:24:53,113 Kızlara "n'aber" deyin. 183 00:25:11,227 --> 00:25:14,845 <i>- Plazmama bakın. - Ufak arkadaşıma merhaba de.</i> 184 00:25:16,106 --> 00:25:19,143 <i>Sert mi oynamak istiyorsun? Tamam, oynayalım.</i> 185 00:25:21,029 --> 00:25:23,105 <i>Yaralı Yüz en sevdiğim filmdir.</i> 186 00:25:24,074 --> 00:25:29,613 <i>Ben Tony Fauntana. Bana bulaşıyorsan, en iyisine bulaşıyorsun.</i> 187 00:25:32,666 --> 00:25:37,578 Her yerde düz ekran yoksa, gerçekten havalı olamazsın. 188 00:25:38,172 --> 00:25:40,544 Tuvalette, çiş yaparken izlemek için. 189 00:25:40,632 --> 00:25:43,206 <i>Ufak arkadaşıma merhaba de.</i> 190 00:25:44,136 --> 00:25:46,806 <i>Sert mi oynamak istiyorsun? Tamam, oynayalım.</i> 191 00:25:46,889 --> 00:25:49,428 En sevdiğim sahne. 192 00:25:55,690 --> 00:25:58,940 Bozuk para ararken izlemek için, kanepenin altında. 193 00:26:04,575 --> 00:26:09,201 Kızın kafasının üzerinde, şey yaparken izlemek için... 194 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,287 Patilerimi cilalarken. 195 00:26:18,630 --> 00:26:20,789 Hepimiz yuvamı gördünüz, 196 00:26:20,883 --> 00:26:23,291 şimdi defolun. 197 00:26:24,429 --> 00:26:27,050 Benim artık geri dönmem gerekiyor. 198 00:26:27,140 --> 00:26:31,802 Hayır, kalmalısın. 199 00:26:31,895 --> 00:26:34,849 Bay Tumnus, seni asla unutmayacağım. 200 00:26:35,982 --> 00:26:38,984 Bu benden anı olarak kalsın. 201 00:26:43,116 --> 00:26:44,906 Sen de beni unutma. 202 00:26:48,913 --> 00:26:49,826 Özür dilerim. 203 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,042 - Tehlikedesin. - Ne demek... 204 00:26:57,129 --> 00:26:59,253 Hemen gitmelisin. 205 00:26:59,340 --> 00:27:01,748 Sorun nedir? 206 00:27:01,843 --> 00:27:04,880 Bunu al. Bu her şeyi açıklayacak. 207 00:27:19,028 --> 00:27:21,354 Kimlik onayı. 208 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,446 Gözlerim. 209 00:27:28,705 --> 00:27:31,492 Bu lazerle göz çizdirmekten daha iyi. 210 00:27:34,795 --> 00:27:37,036 Gnarnia'ya hükmeden Beyaz Kaltak 211 00:27:37,130 --> 00:27:42,172 herkese buldukları insanları teslim etmelerini emretti. 212 00:27:42,261 --> 00:27:48,548 Sana ihanet etmek için yuvama getirdim, ama yapamadım. 213 00:27:48,642 --> 00:27:50,516 Sen gerçek bir dostsun. 214 00:27:50,603 --> 00:27:54,019 Eskiden huzurlu olan bu topraklara, ebedi kışı getirdi. 215 00:27:54,107 --> 00:27:58,187 Onun iki başkanlık döneminde, telefonlar dinleniyor, 216 00:27:58,278 --> 00:28:00,022 eşcinsel evlilik yasak, 217 00:28:00,113 --> 00:28:04,324 kasırga sırasındaki beceriksiz yönetimini de unutmamak lazım. 218 00:28:04,409 --> 00:28:09,914 Ayrıca, Beyaz Kaltak siyahları umursamıyor. 219 00:28:12,668 --> 00:28:15,455 Ufak bir Direniş hareketi var. 220 00:28:15,545 --> 00:28:21,466 Beyaz Kaltak'ın, hepimizi yok etmek için bir kitle imha silahı geliştirdiğini öğrendiler. 221 00:28:23,179 --> 00:28:26,465 Gerçek bir kitle imha silahı mı, yoksa Saddam'ınki gibi sahte mi? 222 00:28:26,558 --> 00:28:28,680 Gerçek bir silah. 223 00:28:28,768 --> 00:28:31,140 Bu çok kötü bir haber. 224 00:28:31,229 --> 00:28:33,851 - O seni bulmadan hemen git. - Ama... 225 00:28:33,940 --> 00:28:36,776 Tartışacak vakit yok. Hemen git. 226 00:28:36,860 --> 00:28:40,026 Bu mesaj bir saniye içinde kendi kendini yok edecek. 227 00:28:40,113 --> 00:28:42,189 Ne? 228 00:28:50,041 --> 00:28:53,908 Çanak çömlek patladı. 229 00:28:58,091 --> 00:28:59,918 Kim Willy'yle oynamak ister? 230 00:29:00,009 --> 00:29:02,927 Lucy, kenara kay. Benim de saklanmam lazım. 231 00:29:07,142 --> 00:29:09,431 Burada kim yaşıyor? Liberace mi? 232 00:29:28,331 --> 00:29:31,001 Bu çok büyük bir dolap. 233 00:29:50,896 --> 00:29:52,225 GNARNIA YARIŞI 234 00:30:24,723 --> 00:30:26,515 Ne seksi bir anne. 235 00:30:33,316 --> 00:30:36,233 Kraliçenin önünde diz çök. 236 00:30:38,530 --> 00:30:41,068 - Sen bir Havva oğlu musun? - Ne? 237 00:30:41,158 --> 00:30:45,238 Hayır ben Edward'ım. Özür dilerim Majesteleri, 238 00:30:45,329 --> 00:30:49,373 - Dolapta Lucy'yi takip ediyordum... - Sizin aile kaç kişi? 239 00:30:49,458 --> 00:30:53,207 Hayır. Lucy, Peter ve Susan benim ailem değiller. 240 00:30:53,295 --> 00:30:55,869 Bizler sadece bir avuç öksüzüz. 241 00:30:55,965 --> 00:30:58,670 Kehanet. 242 00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:03,386 Kalkmana yardım edeyim. 243 00:31:08,854 --> 00:31:12,472 - Susuzluktan kavrulmuş olmalısın. - Evet. 244 00:31:21,575 --> 00:31:23,153 ORİJİNAL 40 MALT İÇKİ 245 00:31:24,579 --> 00:31:26,406 Vay, 40 mı? 246 00:31:37,884 --> 00:31:39,427 İç. 247 00:31:43,265 --> 00:31:45,507 Taze köpek sidiği. Bitir. 248 00:31:46,643 --> 00:31:50,060 Burayı çok sevdim. 249 00:31:50,147 --> 00:31:52,935 Burası senin yeni yuvan olabilir. 250 00:31:54,067 --> 00:31:57,069 Benim yardımımla, kral olabilirsin. 251 00:31:58,489 --> 00:32:00,648 Kral mı? 252 00:32:03,745 --> 00:32:07,576 - O kral olamaz. - Sen de kraliçem mi olacaksın? 253 00:32:12,045 --> 00:32:14,334 Daha önce hiç kız arkadaşım olmadı. 254 00:32:32,233 --> 00:32:34,309 Nasıl? 255 00:32:36,487 --> 00:32:39,987 Ama önce diğerleriyle tanışmalıyım. 256 00:32:40,075 --> 00:32:42,827 Peter'ı da mı kral yapacaksın? 257 00:32:42,911 --> 00:32:45,580 Hayır. 258 00:32:45,663 --> 00:32:50,041 Ama her kralın patronluk taslayacak birilerine ihtiyacı vardır. 259 00:32:54,215 --> 00:32:56,884 Ama Majesteleri... 260 00:32:59,678 --> 00:33:01,256 İşte karşında... 261 00:33:01,347 --> 00:33:03,969 Beyaz şatom. 262 00:33:04,684 --> 00:33:08,931 Beyaz şato mu? Ben buraya daha önce geldim galiba. 263 00:33:09,022 --> 00:33:13,731 Bana diğerlerini getir ve sana kralın tacını takayım. 264 00:33:13,818 --> 00:33:15,895 Evet. 265 00:33:26,790 --> 00:33:30,954 Gnarnia'nın kralı olacağım. 266 00:33:31,045 --> 00:33:33,667 Kral olacağım... 267 00:33:41,055 --> 00:33:43,298 Sen de mi dolaptan çıktın? 268 00:33:49,064 --> 00:33:51,140 Burası güzel bir saklanma yeri. 269 00:33:51,233 --> 00:33:55,445 - Artık gitmeliyiz. Büyük bir tehlike var. - Hayır. Burada kalmalıyız. 270 00:33:55,529 --> 00:33:58,021 Ne acelemiz var, Lucy? Onlar yeni geldiler. 271 00:33:58,115 --> 00:34:00,523 Bakın. Adımı yazıyorum. 272 00:34:04,580 --> 00:34:08,495 Lütfen, gitmeliyiz. Bay Tumnus bana anlattı. 273 00:34:08,585 --> 00:34:11,041 Bay Tumnus mı? O da kim? 274 00:34:11,129 --> 00:34:13,205 Sudoku'ya bayılıyorum. 275 00:34:16,843 --> 00:34:20,711 O bir keçi adam. Beni büyük tehlike için uyardı. 276 00:34:21,682 --> 00:34:26,225 Peki. Yalan söylediğimi düşünüyorsan, ona kendin sor. 277 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:34,734 Bu iş sandığımdan daha zor olacak. 278 00:34:36,114 --> 00:34:38,522 Bakın. Nicole Richie. 279 00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:02,596 Ne olduğunu ben biliyorum. 280 00:35:02,683 --> 00:35:05,091 - Bu da ne? - Konuşan bir kunduz. 281 00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:07,677 - Olamaz! - Çıkarın şunu dışarı. 282 00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:09,349 Hayır! 283 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,398 Anne... 284 00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:20,367 İçimden bir ses, konuşan kunduzlara alışık olmadığınızı söylüyor. 285 00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:23,239 Benim adım Harry Kunduz. 286 00:35:24,832 --> 00:35:28,118 Bay Tumnus benim eşimdir. 287 00:35:28,210 --> 00:35:30,287 Canım benim. 288 00:35:31,089 --> 00:35:36,165 - Tumnus'ı Beyaz Kaltak kaçırdı. - O seksi bir kadın. Yani... O da kimmiş? 289 00:35:36,260 --> 00:35:40,258 Kötü kalpli hükümdar. Bay Tumnus'ı insan sakladığı için tutukladı. 290 00:35:40,348 --> 00:35:42,637 Yardım edebilir miyiz? 291 00:35:42,726 --> 00:35:48,147 Evet. Aslo'ya gitmelisiniz. Sizi Eski Masa'da bekliyor. 292 00:35:48,231 --> 00:35:50,520 Aslo kim? 293 00:35:51,443 --> 00:35:54,017 - Gnarnia'nın gerçek kralı. - Zamanı azaldı. 294 00:35:54,113 --> 00:35:55,856 Kehaneti bilmiyor musunuz? 295 00:35:55,948 --> 00:36:00,610 Dördünüz Aslo'ya katılacak ve Direniş'i yöneterek Beyaz Kaltak'ı yok edeceksiniz. 296 00:36:00,702 --> 00:36:04,997 - Biz mi? - Hepiniz kahramansınız. Özellikle sen, Peter. 297 00:36:05,082 --> 00:36:09,662 Oğlum, seni Dünya'ya bir amaç için gönderdim. 298 00:36:09,754 --> 00:36:13,087 Bütün insanlığın kurtarıcısı sen olacaksın. 299 00:36:16,594 --> 00:36:19,086 Sen kesinlikle yenilmezsin. 300 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:34,148 Aman Tanrım! Beni gözümden vurdun! 301 00:36:34,238 --> 00:36:39,612 Çok acıdı. Neden yaptın? Ne gerek vardı? Piç! 302 00:36:46,334 --> 00:36:49,169 - Ama ben olamam. - Neden o? 303 00:36:49,253 --> 00:36:53,667 Superman olmayabilir, ama kahraman kahramandır. 304 00:36:53,759 --> 00:36:55,835 Bu senin kaderin. 305 00:36:57,763 --> 00:37:01,179 Tesadüfen mi bir araya geldiğinizi sanıyorsunuz? 306 00:37:01,267 --> 00:37:04,885 İpuçlarına bakın. Her yerde var. 307 00:37:13,154 --> 00:37:15,526 Ne güzel. 308 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,453 Hepimiz resimdeyiz. 309 00:37:36,137 --> 00:37:38,462 Peki bunun anlamı nedir? 310 00:37:44,270 --> 00:37:47,853 MASAYA BAK, SALAK KIZIL 311 00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:50,977 Tamam. 312 00:37:54,697 --> 00:37:57,070 Bu bir kripto. 313 00:37:57,159 --> 00:38:01,371 Küratör bana bunları çözmeyi öğretmişti. 314 00:38:05,376 --> 00:38:07,498 Of. 315 00:38:10,381 --> 00:38:12,753 KAFAYI BULUN 316 00:38:19,682 --> 00:38:21,390 Dikkat et. 317 00:38:31,571 --> 00:38:34,322 Bu nedir? 318 00:38:34,406 --> 00:38:37,111 Doğum belgelerimiz. 319 00:38:39,328 --> 00:38:43,196 Hepimizin soyadı ve anne ve babaları aynı. 320 00:38:46,544 --> 00:38:50,079 - Anlamıyorum. - Hepiniz akrabasınız. 321 00:38:50,173 --> 00:38:54,503 Ağabey ve kız kardeşler. Siz bir ailesiniz. İsa aşkına. 322 00:38:56,055 --> 00:38:57,514 Pardon. 323 00:38:58,056 --> 00:39:00,013 Bu doğru mu? 324 00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:05,142 Hiçbirimizin gerçek bir ailesi olmadı. 325 00:39:05,231 --> 00:39:08,481 Bu gerçek. Sizler dördüzsünüz. 326 00:39:08,568 --> 00:39:12,612 - Ama anne babalarımız... - Beyaz Kaltak öldürdü. 327 00:39:12,696 --> 00:39:19,234 Sonra kehanetin gerçekleşmemesi için, dördünüzü ayırdı. 328 00:39:20,205 --> 00:39:21,533 Edward nerede? 329 00:39:25,502 --> 00:39:29,167 Hayatım. Ben geldim. N'aber kanka? Beni özledin mi? 330 00:39:32,635 --> 00:39:35,636 - Neden? - Çünkü senin kankan değilim. 331 00:39:36,763 --> 00:39:39,515 Diğerleri neredeler? 332 00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,934 Aramızda özel bir şey olduğunu sanıyordum. 333 00:39:43,020 --> 00:39:46,354 İsminin dövmesini bile yaptırdım. 334 00:39:49,694 --> 00:39:53,145 Bu bence 50 Cent dövmesi, beyinsiz. 335 00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:56,406 Yanlış yapmışlar. 336 00:39:59,288 --> 00:40:03,071 Bir daha sormayacağım. Ailenin diğer fertleri neredeler? 337 00:40:03,166 --> 00:40:06,583 Sana söyledim, onlar benim ailem değiller. 338 00:40:09,298 --> 00:40:12,584 Nerede olduklarını söyle. 339 00:40:12,677 --> 00:40:14,753 Asla. 340 00:40:19,934 --> 00:40:23,434 Bay Tumnus'ın evine gittiler. 341 00:40:24,606 --> 00:40:27,940 Evet. Seni Kekledik. 342 00:40:28,027 --> 00:40:31,027 Buraya gel. 343 00:40:31,112 --> 00:40:34,612 Kameraya söyle. Söyle. 344 00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:37,452 - Söyle. - Keklendim. 345 00:40:38,454 --> 00:40:40,661 Edward'ı Kekledik. 346 00:40:43,584 --> 00:40:46,040 Harikaydı. 347 00:40:47,463 --> 00:40:50,085 Bu şapka bana çok yakışıyor. 348 00:40:50,175 --> 00:40:55,465 Kamyoncu şapkası, müthiş. Ben yaptım. Bayıldınız. 349 00:40:55,555 --> 00:41:02,139 - Çok komikti. - Rezil bir herifsin. 350 00:41:02,229 --> 00:41:04,388 Çok komikti. O lafı söyledin. 351 00:41:06,983 --> 00:41:09,605 Havalı kamyoncu şapkası. 352 00:41:12,865 --> 00:41:14,941 Silas. 353 00:41:22,667 --> 00:41:25,419 Çocuklar Bay Tumnus'ın yanındalar. 354 00:41:25,503 --> 00:41:28,588 Onları bul ve öldür. 355 00:41:30,551 --> 00:41:32,792 Lafı mı olur Beyaz Kaltak? 356 00:41:44,774 --> 00:41:48,474 Bobby'nin Whitney'i dövdüğü gibi döv! (iddia edildiği gibi) 357 00:41:54,576 --> 00:41:56,616 Hayır. 358 00:41:56,703 --> 00:42:00,286 - Evet. Hapse gireceksin. - Ahbap. 359 00:42:18,101 --> 00:42:20,592 Kokunu özledim, Harry Kunduz. 360 00:42:34,493 --> 00:42:38,442 Bunu sana Beyaz Kaltak mı yaptı? 361 00:42:38,538 --> 00:42:41,160 Şimdi Edward'ı yakaladı. 362 00:42:41,250 --> 00:42:44,536 - Onu kurtarmalıyız. - Kendine gel, Lucy. 363 00:42:44,629 --> 00:42:48,709 Bu çok tehlikeli. Sizi yakalarsa, kendinizi ölmüş bilin. 364 00:42:51,302 --> 00:42:53,876 Beni arıyorlar. 365 00:42:54,973 --> 00:42:58,307 "Direniş'in istihbaratına göre, Beyaz Kaltak, 366 00:42:58,393 --> 00:43:01,976 kitle imha silahını bitirmiş ve 24 saat içinde kullanacakmış" 367 00:43:02,064 --> 00:43:05,267 Buradan gidelim. 368 00:43:05,358 --> 00:43:07,980 Bize tek yardım edebilecek kişi Aslo. 369 00:43:08,070 --> 00:43:10,146 Öyleyse bizi ona götür. 370 00:43:13,075 --> 00:43:15,152 Neden vurdun? 371 00:43:17,246 --> 00:43:19,073 Unuttum. 372 00:43:19,165 --> 00:43:23,079 Aslo'yla tanışmadan önce, eğitim görmelisiniz. 373 00:43:23,169 --> 00:43:28,046 Ancak o zaman Beyaz Kaltak'ı yenebilir ve kardeşinizi kurtarabilirsiniz. 374 00:43:28,133 --> 00:43:31,965 Aslo'da buluşuruz. Güç yanınızda olsun. 375 00:43:43,524 --> 00:43:48,103 Birisi geliyor. Kaltak peşinizde. Hemen kaçmalısınız. 376 00:43:48,195 --> 00:43:50,901 Orada eğitim göreceksiniz. 377 00:43:50,990 --> 00:43:53,067 Gidin. 378 00:43:58,206 --> 00:44:01,160 Ben arkada kalacağım ve onunla savaşacağım. 379 00:44:03,211 --> 00:44:07,256 Ne olursa olsun, benim için geri dönmeyin. 380 00:44:07,340 --> 00:44:09,416 Evet. 381 00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:12,795 Kaçın. 382 00:44:27,153 --> 00:44:28,482 Dur. 383 00:44:28,571 --> 00:44:32,699 Onları istiyorsan, önce beni geçmek zorundasın. 384 00:44:35,495 --> 00:44:38,117 Lütfen yardım edin. 385 00:44:38,206 --> 00:44:40,495 Yardımımıza ihtiyacı var. 386 00:44:40,584 --> 00:44:45,163 - İmdat! - Hayır, Susan, Lucy, devam etmemizi istiyor. 387 00:44:45,256 --> 00:44:47,925 O bizim için kendini feda etti. 388 00:44:48,008 --> 00:44:52,837 Peter, beni duyuyorsan, hemen geri gel. 389 00:44:54,891 --> 00:44:58,058 Kesinlikle bu durumu hafife almışım. 390 00:45:00,229 --> 00:45:03,930 - Çok acı çekiyorum. - Ne yapmalıyız? 391 00:45:04,025 --> 00:45:09,365 Geri dönemeyiz. Edward ve Gnarnia için en iyisi neyse, onu yapmalıyız. 392 00:45:09,448 --> 00:45:12,283 Boş ver Gnarnia'yı. 393 00:45:13,535 --> 00:45:15,362 Bizi deniyor. 394 00:45:15,454 --> 00:45:19,666 Denemiyorum. Beynimi görebiliyorum. 395 00:45:35,768 --> 00:45:37,973 Ben Rick James, kaltak! 396 00:46:12,598 --> 00:46:15,764 Hoş geldiniz. Benim adım Harry Potter. 397 00:46:17,185 --> 00:46:20,389 - Öğrenci olmak için biraz büyük değil misin? - Çok saçma. 398 00:46:20,481 --> 00:46:25,274 Daha 14 yaşındayım, en iyi arkadaşlarım da öyle, Ron ve Hermoine. 399 00:46:27,322 --> 00:46:29,729 Merhabalar. 400 00:46:29,824 --> 00:46:32,315 Umarım doğum kontrol hapı almışsınızdır. 401 00:46:32,410 --> 00:46:37,571 Harry kafası iyi olunca, malı mülkü salıyor. 402 00:46:39,877 --> 00:46:42,628 Bunlar bu iş için kesinlikle çok yaşlılar. 403 00:46:42,712 --> 00:46:47,458 Beyaz Kaltak'ı yenip, Gnarnia'ya huzur getirebilmek için, sizi eğiteceğiz. 404 00:46:47,551 --> 00:46:53,721 Size bildiğimiz her şeyi öğreteceğiz. Mesela görünmez yapan pelerini. 405 00:47:00,607 --> 00:47:03,524 Olamaz. Tamamen görünmez oldum. 406 00:47:03,610 --> 00:47:06,018 Neredeyim ben? Bu kim? 407 00:47:06,113 --> 00:47:09,113 Neredeyim ben? Her yerde olabilirim. 408 00:47:09,199 --> 00:47:11,275 Neredeyim ben? 409 00:47:17,917 --> 00:47:20,288 Çekil, Potter. 410 00:47:20,377 --> 00:47:22,868 Yanlış pelerin. 411 00:47:22,963 --> 00:47:25,371 Eğitim montajı başlasın. 412 00:47:25,466 --> 00:47:27,874 İlham veren müziği çalın. 413 00:47:27,969 --> 00:47:30,377 Pelerin yüzünden olmadı. 414 00:47:30,472 --> 00:47:33,922 Hedefe kilitlenelim. 415 00:47:34,016 --> 00:47:36,590 Peki. Ben senin için kurayım. 416 00:47:36,686 --> 00:47:38,975 - Hazır mısın? - Hazırım. 417 00:48:01,796 --> 00:48:04,881 Korkunla yüzleş. Tehlike karşısında ödlek olma. 418 00:48:04,966 --> 00:48:08,466 Düşmanı yenmek için hiçbir şeyin seni engellemesine izin verme. 419 00:48:08,553 --> 00:48:12,467 Hadi, Peter. Bu kadar mızmız olma. 420 00:48:12,557 --> 00:48:14,633 Okullu kız. Ödlek. 421 00:48:15,477 --> 00:48:17,553 Tavuk. 422 00:48:32,620 --> 00:48:35,954 Tebrikler, Peter. Eğitimin artık tamamlandı. 423 00:48:36,041 --> 00:48:39,492 - Artık Aslo'yla tanışabilirsin. - Evet! 424 00:48:40,336 --> 00:48:45,462 Bu kristal sonunda Direniş'e son verecek. 425 00:48:45,551 --> 00:48:51,803 Bütün Gnarnia'yı çökertecek bir dizi deprem olacak 426 00:48:51,890 --> 00:48:54,179 ve yeni bir kıta doğacak. 427 00:48:54,268 --> 00:48:57,684 Orada sadece ben ve hayranlarım yaşayacaklar. 428 00:49:00,066 --> 00:49:03,434 <i>Kaltak. Bu Superman Dönüyor'un öyküsüne benziyor.</i> 429 00:49:03,527 --> 00:49:05,734 Evet, aynı sayılır. 430 00:49:15,999 --> 00:49:20,412 HOBİLERİM: ÖLDÜRMEK, SAKATLAMAK, FALL OUT BOY DİNLEMEK 431 00:49:21,338 --> 00:49:23,378 Silas'tan ileti var. 432 00:49:24,842 --> 00:49:29,717 "Çocuklar..." 433 00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:38,355 "Çocuklar..." 434 00:49:40,734 --> 00:49:43,770 Çocuklar kaçtılar. 435 00:49:47,282 --> 00:49:52,704 Her şeyi mahvetmeden önce, o çocukları yakalayıp öldürmeliyim. 436 00:49:52,788 --> 00:49:54,946 Edward başka neler biliyormuş, öğren. 437 00:49:55,874 --> 00:49:59,041 Bırakın beni. Buradan çıkmalıyım. 438 00:49:59,879 --> 00:50:03,331 Ailemi bir daha asla göremeyeceğim. 439 00:50:03,424 --> 00:50:05,998 Ben seni buradan çıkartırım. 440 00:50:09,305 --> 00:50:12,674 Yüzbaşı Morgan. Romunu çok severim. 441 00:50:12,767 --> 00:50:16,931 Hayır. Ben Kaptan Jack Swallows. 442 00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:22,689 Hizmetinizdeyim. 443 00:50:25,155 --> 00:50:27,232 Bu tam gay ismi. 444 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:34,035 Arayışını biliyorum evlat. Seni ailene kavuşturacağım. 445 00:50:34,123 --> 00:50:37,872 Bizi bekleyen bir gemi var. 446 00:50:40,922 --> 00:50:43,877 Buradan nasıl çıkacağız? 447 00:50:50,891 --> 00:50:53,382 Yaralı var. 448 00:50:53,477 --> 00:50:56,099 Numara yapabilirdim. 449 00:50:58,941 --> 00:51:01,313 Çabuk olun, yardıma ihtiyacı var. 450 00:51:17,294 --> 00:51:20,046 Hadi, vaktimiz yok. 451 00:51:26,386 --> 00:51:29,471 ASLO'NUN KAMPI, GOTHAM ŞEHRİ, LAGUNA BEACH 452 00:51:52,122 --> 00:51:54,791 Gerçek bir korsan gemisi. 453 00:51:54,875 --> 00:51:58,494 Peter, Lucy ve Susan buna inanmayacaklar. 454 00:51:59,255 --> 00:52:03,123 - Müthiş. Korsan olmak nasıl bir şey? - Dinle, Ed. 455 00:52:03,218 --> 00:52:05,542 Sana anlatayım. 456 00:52:05,636 --> 00:52:08,044 KAPTAN JACK SWALLOWS 457 00:52:08,890 --> 00:52:11,215 "TEMBEL KORSAN GÜNÜ" 458 00:53:42,774 --> 00:53:46,724 Zaman azalıyor evlat. Ailen nerede? 459 00:53:48,113 --> 00:53:51,731 Aslo'yla buluşmak için Eski Masa'ya gidiyorlar. 460 00:53:51,825 --> 00:53:54,495 İlginç. 461 00:53:54,578 --> 00:53:56,867 Ne şapşalsın. 462 00:54:04,255 --> 00:54:06,047 Sağ ol canım. 463 00:54:06,132 --> 00:54:08,505 Tanrım. 464 00:54:08,593 --> 00:54:11,879 Bütün bunlar benden bilgi almak için bir tuzak mıydı? 465 00:54:11,972 --> 00:54:17,049 Üzgünüm. Bu gerçek bir korsan gemisi bile değil. 466 00:54:19,980 --> 00:54:21,890 KORSAN GEMİSİ TURU 467 00:54:21,982 --> 00:54:23,726 Yok artık. 468 00:54:23,818 --> 00:54:26,652 Seninle çalışmak harikaydı. 469 00:54:28,697 --> 00:54:31,236 Tüh. 470 00:54:33,953 --> 00:54:38,662 Seni mahvedeceğim... 471 00:54:38,749 --> 00:54:41,454 ...kaltak. 472 00:54:47,301 --> 00:54:51,049 Senden hep nefret ettim, Kaptan Jack Swallows. 473 00:54:54,892 --> 00:54:58,806 Bu salak şapkayı takmak hoşuma mı gidiyor sanıyorsun? İşin bitti. 474 00:54:58,896 --> 00:55:04,235 Demek ailen Aslo'ya gidiyor? 475 00:55:05,403 --> 00:55:07,360 Birlikleri toparlayın. 476 00:55:07,446 --> 00:55:12,442 Savaş istiyorlarsa, savaşırız. 477 00:55:15,497 --> 00:55:18,166 Ufak bir patlamayla başlayalım mı? 478 00:55:18,249 --> 00:55:20,326 Milyonları öldüreceksin. 479 00:55:20,419 --> 00:55:22,744 Milyarları. 480 00:55:22,838 --> 00:55:25,412 Hadi, söyle. 481 00:55:25,508 --> 00:55:28,592 - Ailem seni durduracak. - Yanılıyorsun. 482 00:55:46,154 --> 00:55:48,028 Olamaz. 483 00:55:54,956 --> 00:55:57,113 <i>Superman hikayesinden bıktım.</i> 484 00:56:39,544 --> 00:56:44,040 Benim adım Borat. Burası benim ülkem Gnarnia. 485 00:56:44,132 --> 00:56:45,792 Güzel. 486 00:56:55,185 --> 00:56:57,309 Bu kız kardeşim. 487 00:56:57,396 --> 00:57:03,648 Gnarnia'nın dört numaralı fahişesi. Güzel. 488 00:57:16,207 --> 00:57:18,284 Aslo? 489 00:57:19,211 --> 00:57:22,627 Nereye gidiyorsun bebek yüzlü? Daha yeni uyarıcı aldım. 490 00:57:22,715 --> 00:57:24,791 S... tir, Aslo. 491 00:57:27,177 --> 00:57:29,633 Çok teşekkürler. 492 00:57:29,721 --> 00:57:34,883 - Aslan Aslo sen misin? - Aslan-adam. Yarı aslan, yarı insan. 493 00:57:34,977 --> 00:57:39,224 - Yani sen... - Babam, Siegfried, bir aslanı düzdü. 494 00:57:39,315 --> 00:57:43,942 Ama Vegas'ta olanlar, Vegas'ta kalır. 495 00:57:45,321 --> 00:57:48,857 Tahmin edeyim, kehanet ailesi. 496 00:57:49,618 --> 00:57:54,363 - Evet. Çok uzun bir yol geldik. - Neyse. Biriniz eksik. 497 00:57:54,456 --> 00:57:57,410 Evet kardeşimiz Edward. 498 00:57:58,752 --> 00:58:01,789 O sizi aldattı ve Beyaz Kaltak'a gitti. 499 00:58:01,881 --> 00:58:04,667 - Onun suçu değildi. - Vıdı vıdı. 500 00:58:04,758 --> 00:58:10,098 - Kehanet der ki... - Kehanet aşağı, kehanet yukarı. 501 00:58:10,181 --> 00:58:13,515 Peki. Edward'ı kurtarmanıza yardım edeceğim. 502 00:58:15,103 --> 00:58:18,222 Siz de bana bir iyilik yapmak zorundasınız. 503 00:58:23,070 --> 00:58:25,561 Neden buradasın, Mel? 504 00:58:28,284 --> 00:58:30,192 Bilirsin... 505 00:58:39,295 --> 00:58:42,083 Dinle, koca memeli, haberin olsun, 506 00:58:42,173 --> 00:58:45,008 ben çıplak uyurum. 507 00:58:59,107 --> 00:59:03,106 - Müthişti. - Kıçım uyuştu. 508 00:59:05,990 --> 00:59:08,480 Koku bombası. 509 00:59:19,338 --> 00:59:21,662 Bu Aslo. 510 00:59:30,599 --> 00:59:35,060 Kıçına Jackie Chan tekmesi atacağım! 511 00:59:36,271 --> 00:59:40,483 İyi haber, araba sigortamdan yığınla para kurtardım. 512 01:00:54,103 --> 01:00:56,642 Hadi çocuklar. 513 01:01:06,617 --> 01:01:10,318 Çocuklar. Büyük adilik yaptım. Beni affedecek misiniz? 514 01:01:10,413 --> 01:01:14,031 - Affettik bile. - Artık biz bir aileyiz. 515 01:01:16,419 --> 01:01:19,040 Bunu duymak hoş. 516 01:01:22,592 --> 01:01:26,673 <i>- Sizi seviyorum. - Dr Phil anlarını sonra yaşarsınız.</i> 517 01:01:26,763 --> 01:01:29,765 - Şimdi çıkalım buradan. - Gidin. 518 01:01:37,817 --> 01:01:40,106 Hoşça kal, Aslo. 519 01:01:56,419 --> 01:01:58,626 Ne? Sorun nedir? 520 01:01:58,713 --> 01:02:01,287 Başaramadı. 521 01:02:01,383 --> 01:02:05,002 - Konuşan kunduz. - Dur! 522 01:02:07,849 --> 01:02:10,802 Burada kunduz olmak zor. 523 01:02:10,893 --> 01:02:13,894 Unutkan kaltak. Tanışmıştık. 524 01:02:13,979 --> 01:02:16,685 Biliyorum. 525 01:02:16,774 --> 01:02:21,566 Aslo geri gelmedi. Beyaz Kaltak onu öldürmüş. 526 01:02:22,530 --> 01:02:24,606 Daha da kötüsü var. 527 01:02:25,909 --> 01:02:28,993 GNARNIA GAZETESİ BEYAZ KALTAK SİLAHINI KULLANACAK 528 01:02:29,079 --> 01:02:30,277 ASLO ÖLDÜ 529 01:02:30,372 --> 01:02:32,910 Her şey bitti. 530 01:02:34,668 --> 01:02:36,826 Beyaz Kaltak ebediyen hükmedecek. 531 01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:41,832 Siz varsınız. Bize liderlik yapıp, Gnarnia'nın kral ve kraliçeleri olacaksınız. 532 01:02:41,926 --> 01:02:45,876 Sizin için savaşmak bir onurdur lordlarım. 533 01:02:45,972 --> 01:02:48,462 Biz de sizin için savaşacağız. 534 01:02:49,433 --> 01:02:51,592 Biz de. 535 01:02:51,686 --> 01:02:54,142 Arkanızdayız, Peter. 536 01:02:54,230 --> 01:02:59,142 O kaltak mutant hayatımızı uzun süredir tehdit ediyor. 537 01:02:59,236 --> 01:03:01,607 Size inanıyoruz. 538 01:03:07,953 --> 01:03:13,659 Yarın savaşacağız, bu gece parti yapacağız! 539 01:03:13,750 --> 01:03:17,915 Merhaba, Gnarnia! Rock'n'roll için hazır mısınız? 540 01:03:45,618 --> 01:03:47,492 Bitir! 541 01:03:56,838 --> 01:04:00,670 - Sıra sende. - Ben ayık kalmak istiyorum. 542 01:04:00,759 --> 01:04:03,464 Hadi. Biraz gevşe. 543 01:04:03,554 --> 01:04:07,385 Havaya gir, işte böyle. 544 01:04:07,474 --> 01:04:09,348 Veya... 545 01:04:09,434 --> 01:04:11,059 Böyle. 546 01:04:13,230 --> 01:04:16,766 Neden? Ne olabilir ki? 547 01:04:18,694 --> 01:04:21,232 - Bir tane içeyim. - Tamam. 548 01:04:53,523 --> 01:04:55,765 Evet... 549 01:04:55,858 --> 01:05:01,149 - Gnarnia'nın kralı mı olacaksın? - Öyle diyorlar. 550 01:05:01,239 --> 01:05:03,909 Çok seksi. 551 01:05:05,285 --> 01:05:07,658 Başka bir yere gidelim mi? 552 01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:17,043 Bitir! 553 01:05:55,296 --> 01:05:57,835 - İyiyim. - İyi misin? 554 01:06:43,472 --> 01:06:47,256 - Özel güçlerim var. - Evet. 555 01:06:47,351 --> 01:06:52,179 Ben şekil değiştirebilirim. Her şekle girebilirim. 556 01:06:52,272 --> 01:06:54,764 Nelerden hoşlanırsın? 557 01:06:58,154 --> 01:07:01,773 Büyük uçlu, büyük göğüsler. 558 01:07:01,867 --> 01:07:03,943 Tamam. 559 01:07:10,542 --> 01:07:13,378 Getto kıçı. 560 01:07:13,462 --> 01:07:16,748 Büyük kalçaları severim. 561 01:07:18,342 --> 01:07:20,915 Azgın şey. 562 01:07:24,849 --> 01:07:27,305 Harika. 563 01:07:27,393 --> 01:07:30,643 - Tek kaş. - Ne? 564 01:07:30,730 --> 01:07:33,137 Tek kaş. Kral tek kaş istiyor. 565 01:07:33,232 --> 01:07:35,309 Tamam. 566 01:07:41,158 --> 01:07:43,648 Sarkık büyükanne kolları. 567 01:07:46,413 --> 01:07:50,743 Kanat gibi. Şişman, mavi Britney Spears ol. 568 01:07:51,502 --> 01:07:53,625 İşte bu. 569 01:07:55,924 --> 01:07:58,212 Gel buraya. 570 01:08:24,328 --> 01:08:26,700 Herkes nerede? 571 01:08:29,375 --> 01:08:34,501 Bilmiyorum. Belki de dün Susan herkesin üzerine kustuğu için kaçmışlardır. 572 01:08:34,589 --> 01:08:37,044 Sayımız az. 573 01:09:07,666 --> 01:09:09,908 Hayır. 574 01:09:10,002 --> 01:09:12,160 Bundan böyle kaçmayacağım. 575 01:09:26,477 --> 01:09:30,938 Sayımız ve silahımız onlardan daha az olabilir, 576 01:09:31,023 --> 01:09:33,859 ama bizde daha güçlü bir şey var. 577 01:09:33,943 --> 01:09:36,150 Büyük göğüsler mi? 578 01:09:37,739 --> 01:09:40,656 Ailemizin gücü. 579 01:09:40,742 --> 01:09:43,743 Seninle ölene kadar savaşırım kardeşim. 580 01:09:53,380 --> 01:09:55,456 Olamaz. 581 01:09:57,093 --> 01:09:59,169 İntikam... 582 01:10:00,304 --> 01:10:01,882 alacağım. 583 01:10:09,522 --> 01:10:13,651 İntikam acıdır, Beyaz Kaltak. 584 01:10:13,735 --> 01:10:16,227 Bana ruhunu borçlusun, Jack Swallows. 585 01:10:16,322 --> 01:10:18,444 Ödeme vakti geldi. 586 01:10:54,612 --> 01:10:57,363 Beni kör etti. 587 01:11:07,918 --> 01:11:09,993 Olamaz. 588 01:11:10,837 --> 01:11:12,664 Ne biçim alet bu? 589 01:11:16,677 --> 01:11:19,084 Onlara merhamet göstermeyin. 590 01:12:07,438 --> 01:12:09,515 Al bakalım, Kumar. 591 01:12:23,789 --> 01:12:26,031 Hayır! 592 01:12:37,095 --> 01:12:39,337 Evet. 593 01:12:41,891 --> 01:12:44,762 Evet. Sürün. 594 01:12:46,813 --> 01:12:51,191 Annen ve baban da ölmeden önce sürünmüşlerdi. 595 01:13:09,337 --> 01:13:13,417 Daha iyi görmek için yavaşlatalım. 596 01:13:22,033 --> 01:13:24,489 Olamaz. 597 01:13:28,082 --> 01:13:31,285 Bu... 598 01:14:02,284 --> 01:14:04,692 YARALARI İYİLEŞTİR 599 01:14:23,181 --> 01:14:25,257 Onları öldürelim! 600 01:15:15,194 --> 01:15:17,567 Bu çok zevkli olacak. 601 01:15:42,014 --> 01:15:44,387 - Kristal. - Hepimiz öleceğiz. 602 01:15:46,936 --> 01:15:49,309 Uzaktan kumandayı bana ver. 603 01:15:53,359 --> 01:15:55,601 BEYAZ KALTAK'IN ŞEYTAN PLANI SİLİNSİN Mİ? 604 01:15:55,695 --> 01:15:57,688 Evet. 605 01:16:05,081 --> 01:16:07,867 Hayır. Dur. 606 01:16:07,958 --> 01:16:10,532 Onun seviyesine inmeyeceğiz. 607 01:16:10,628 --> 01:16:13,202 Bu çocuklardan nefret ediyorum. 608 01:16:13,756 --> 01:16:18,714 Yeni Gnarnia'da demokrasi olacak, herkes adil bir şekilde yargılanacak. 609 01:16:18,803 --> 01:16:24,094 Yarın mahkemesi olacak ve jüri onun için karar verecek. 610 01:16:24,184 --> 01:16:26,854 Affedersin, Kaltak. 611 01:16:29,815 --> 01:16:32,103 Peki. 612 01:16:32,192 --> 01:16:34,066 Boş verin onu. 613 01:16:36,155 --> 01:16:38,990 Yol açın. Kıçını çek. 614 01:16:39,075 --> 01:16:41,364 Kunduza yol verin. 615 01:16:41,452 --> 01:16:44,619 Gnarnia'nın kral ve kraliçelerini takdim ediyorum. 616 01:16:44,705 --> 01:16:46,781 Kahraman Peter. 617 01:16:48,084 --> 01:16:50,754 Adil Susan. 618 01:16:50,837 --> 01:16:53,375 Sadık Edward. 619 01:16:53,465 --> 01:16:56,799 Beyinsiz Lucy. 620 01:16:57,969 --> 01:17:00,009 Herkes selamlasın. 621 01:17:30,170 --> 01:17:37,169 Böylece Peter, Susan, Edward ve Lucy Gnarnia'ya huzur getirdiler. 622 01:17:37,261 --> 01:17:41,638 Artık onlar öksüz değillerdi. Artık onlar bir aileydi. 623 01:17:43,559 --> 01:17:47,344 Yıllar boyunca Gnarnia'ya hükmettiler. 624 01:17:47,439 --> 01:17:51,222 Ta ki dolabı yeniden bulana kadar. 625 01:17:51,317 --> 01:17:54,153 Hadi kılıçları çarpıştıralım. 626 01:18:02,037 --> 01:18:05,453 Tamam. Biraz kan geldi. 627 01:18:24,686 --> 01:18:28,137 - Dolap orada. - Uzun zaman oldu. 628 01:18:31,359 --> 01:18:33,648 Chuck Norris harikadır. 629 01:19:15,239 --> 01:19:17,482 Yeniden genç olduk. 630 01:19:19,702 --> 01:19:22,905 Başardınız. 631 01:19:22,997 --> 01:19:26,248 Filme mutlu son yaptınız. 632 01:19:29,379 --> 01:19:31,371 Olmadı. 633 01:21:08,525 --> 01:21:11,859 - Bırak bizi. - Olmaz. 634 01:21:17,368 --> 01:21:21,781 Hayır. Kaptan Jack Swallows. 635 01:21:27,253 --> 01:21:30,207 Olmadı. 636 01:21:36,263 --> 01:21:37,177 Pardon. 637 01:21:37,848 --> 01:21:41,014 Emmekle ilgili bir şey sorabilir miyim? 638 01:21:41,101 --> 01:21:43,307 Ben... 639 01:21:43,395 --> 01:21:48,390 Kaplamayı mı emeceğim, yoksa... 640 01:21:49,569 --> 01:21:51,645 Başla. 641 01:22:00,622 --> 01:22:03,113 Ne oldu? 642 01:22:08,088 --> 01:22:13,842 Sana yemek pişiriyorum. Ağlama. Ye. 643 01:22:13,928 --> 01:22:17,178 Annen yedi. Beğendi. 644 01:22:29,986 --> 01:22:34,363 - Neresine vurdum? Kafasına vurdum. - Kes. 645 01:22:38,829 --> 01:22:40,905 Olamaz. 646 01:22:45,919 --> 01:22:48,457 Arkandayız, Peter. 647 01:22:48,547 --> 01:22:54,503 O kaltak mutant hayatımızı... 648 01:22:54,596 --> 01:23:00,349 Ona adil bir mahkeme yapılacak, jüri onu yargılayacak. 649 01:23:00,435 --> 01:23:06,308 Bir mahkeme salonu inşa edeceğiz, kadife perdeleri ve büyük bir otoparkı olacak. 650 01:23:07,734 --> 01:23:09,811 Çok seksiyim. 651 01:23:12,989 --> 01:23:16,275 Tanrım. Sarı çizgiyi geçtim. Görmüyorum. 652 01:23:16,368 --> 01:23:22,324 - Aslan adam. Yarı aslan, yarı insan. - Yani sen... 653 01:23:22,417 --> 01:23:25,037 Annem Siegfried and Roy's'da partiye gitti. 654 01:23:25,127 --> 01:23:28,828 Sarhoş oldu ve fıçıya düştü. 655 01:23:28,923 --> 01:23:30,963 Zor bir iş. 656 01:23:31,051 --> 01:23:33,838 Adil bir düzen olacak. 657 01:23:33,929 --> 01:23:37,760 Elfler, keçi insanlar, 658 01:23:37,849 --> 01:23:40,601 albino ve İrlandalılar için bile. 659 01:23:49,069 --> 01:23:52,319 Çizgileri gördüm. 660 01:23:53,115 --> 01:23:56,401 Sağlık sisteminde devrim yapacağız. 661 01:23:56,494 --> 01:24:01,322 Benim onayım olmadan, genç kızlar hamile kalmayacaklar. 662 01:24:01,416 --> 01:24:03,574 Ve onların onayı olmadan. 663 01:24:03,668 --> 01:24:06,788 Shrek'le yatmamalıydım. 664 01:24:07,339 --> 01:24:09,830 İster beğenin... 665 01:24:11,301 --> 01:24:15,844 - İyi misin? - Hayır, ama devam et. İster beğenin... 666 01:24:15,931 --> 01:24:19,632 Hepimiz... Artık yapamıyorum. 667 01:24:20,269 --> 01:24:23,721 Adi Shrek. Hastalık taşımadığını söylemişti. 668 01:24:23,815 --> 01:24:27,859 Çünkü, güzel memeli, biz kimsenin özlemeyeceği çocuklarız. 669 01:24:27,943 --> 01:24:30,482 Burada sıkıştık kaldık. 670 01:24:34,534 --> 01:24:36,491 Bana ne yapacağımı söyleme. 671 01:24:36,578 --> 01:24:39,200 Beyaz Kaltak artık yok. 672 01:24:39,289 --> 01:24:41,162 Kraliçe olacağız. 673 01:24:41,249 --> 01:24:45,543 Dün gece bir tek boynuzluyla yattım. 674 01:24:45,629 --> 01:24:47,123 Güzel. 675 01:24:47,214 --> 01:24:50,334 Bakın. Lindsay Lohan. 676 01:24:51,886 --> 01:24:54,211 Roseanne için kalmadı. 677 01:25:02,397 --> 01:25:05,980 Dörtte mi duruyorum? Bana çarpacak değil mi? 678 01:25:06,068 --> 01:25:08,143 Evet. 679 01:25:10,488 --> 01:25:11,188 Kes. 680 01:25:12,908 --> 01:25:15,280 Ama ben... önce diğerleri. 681 01:25:15,369 --> 01:25:18,156 Ama önce... Elini ver. 682 01:25:19,456 --> 01:25:21,947 Olamaz. 683 01:25:22,042 --> 01:25:26,455 Ama krallar patronluk taslayacak... Replik neydi? 684 01:25:28,841 --> 01:25:31,415 Bana diğerlerini getir 685 01:25:31,511 --> 01:25:35,010 ve sana kralın tacını... Neydi? 686 01:25:43,315 --> 01:25:45,722 Ben Bink. Büyük toplarım var. 687 01:25:45,817 --> 01:25:50,729 <i>Epic Movie'yi izleyin, yoksa sarhoş Mel Gibson canımı yakar.</i> 688 01:25:52,700 --> 01:25:54,408 Yakmaz. 689 01:25:55,870 --> 01:25:57,945 ...sen. 690 01:26:01,792 --> 01:26:03,951 Hepimiz yuvamı gördünüz. 691 01:26:04,045 --> 01:26:06,334 Çıkın dışarı.  

İngilizce altyazı 1 00:00:14,765 --> 00:00:19,102 {\an8}<i>NARRATOR: This is the story of four orphans brought together by fate.</i> 2 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:21,230 {\an8}<i>They didn't know it yet,</i> 3 00:00:21,313 --> 00:00:24,066 {\an8}<i>but there was something greater in store for them...</i> 4 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:26,568 <i>something epic.</i> 5 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:36,078 <i>Meet our first orphan... Lucy.</i> 6 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:39,748 <i>She had been raised by a kindly old museum curator.</i> 7 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:42,251 <i>- But alas...</i> - Ohh! 8 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:44,169 <i>He was murdered.</i> 9 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:51,343 Ow. 10 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:53,345 Oh, please don't die. 11 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:56,682 - (GRUNTING) - Please don't die. You're all I have. 12 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:59,393 You're on my hand. 13 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,353 (GROANS) 14 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:03,355 Oh, sorry. 15 00:01:04,982 --> 00:01:06,984 It's a code. 16 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:12,322 But what is it? 17 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,324 (GASPS) 18 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:17,369 Oh, my God! Oh, God! The code! Please! 19 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:23,750 I'm gonna drop you like K-Fed! 20 00:01:25,169 --> 00:01:27,379 Please! Give me another clue! 21 00:01:27,462 --> 00:01:30,299 <i>(MAN RAPPING) ♪ Get on the floor, go show me what you got ♪</i> 22 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:32,301 <i>♪ Let's go ♪</i> 23 00:01:32,384 --> 00:01:35,470 <i>Your body is in the shape of a letter. Is it the letter "D"?</i> 24 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:37,639 <i>- (MUSIC CONTINUES) - (WOMAN WHIMPERING) Please! Please!</i> 25 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:39,183 Um, that's an "A"! 26 00:01:41,852 --> 00:01:47,107 <i>(WHIMPERING CONTINUES) It's "V"! "V"! Uh, "I"! "I"!</i> 27 00:01:47,191 --> 00:01:49,693 Da-Da-Da... Da Vinci! 28 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:53,363 Right! 29 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:55,991 Oh, God. Oh. 30 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:58,577 Oh. 31 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:03,040 "So lame the hair of Tom." 32 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:09,588 Wait. "Lame." 33 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:11,632 "Lame" is a... 34 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:14,426 "Lame" is a seven-letter word. 35 00:02:18,222 --> 00:02:20,807 The code is seven! Right! 36 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:24,937 (BEEPING) 37 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:26,897 (WHIMPERING) 38 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:42,746 Oh, thank... (GROANS) 39 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,546 Right. 40 00:02:57,386 --> 00:03:00,430 <i>NARRATOR: Then there was our next orphan, Edward.</i> 41 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:04,893 <i>He was living in a Mexican monastery with all the other children.</i> 42 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:14,820 I'm not eating that. 43 00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:18,490 Be grateful, Eduardo. 44 00:03:18,574 --> 00:03:21,243 Today I made something especially scrumptious. 45 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:24,288 (FLIES BUZZING) 46 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:38,927 Nacho... 47 00:03:39,011 --> 00:03:42,222 cheese flavored Doritos are delicious! 48 00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:49,646 Ah-choo! 49 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:55,903 (YELLS) 50 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:58,447 I'm sick of this! 51 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:01,533 I'm going to be a <i>lucha libre</i> wrestler. 52 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:06,371 You think you are better than the other orphans? 53 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:09,166 - Yes. - Chanchito! 54 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:13,253 Come. Teach him a lesson in humility. 55 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:27,100 You gotta be kidding me. 56 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:30,604 (GROANING) 57 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:32,356 (YELLING) 58 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:35,150 You like the flavor of the beans going up your nose? 59 00:04:35,234 --> 00:04:37,069 - (YELLING) - (BONES CRUNCHING) 60 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:41,156 Just take his arm and spin it around! 61 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:44,993 - (SCREAMING) - Chanchito, throw him off the table. 62 00:04:45,077 --> 00:04:47,120 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 63 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:51,708 (GRUNTS) 64 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:56,213 Sweet! (SCREAMING) 65 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,799 And stay out, <i>cabrón!</i> 66 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:09,601 (SNORING) 67 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:11,687 <i>NARRATOR: Our next orphan, Susan,</i> 68 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:15,732 <i>was on her way to Namibia to meet her new adoptive parents.</i> 69 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:24,283 - Can I get you a cocktail? - Just some water. 70 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:26,952 Okay. What can I get you to drink? 71 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:28,996 <i>MAN: More juice, please.</i> 72 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:31,498 (HISSING) 73 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:51,435 - (SCREAMING) - (ALL SCREAMING) 74 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:12,748 I chose the wrong day to fly! 75 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:17,461 Enough is enough! 76 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:21,673 I've had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane! 77 00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:24,301 - So have I! - Enough is enough! 78 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:28,222 I've had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane! 79 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:31,016 - Right! - I've had it... 80 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:33,936 with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane! 81 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:36,104 Why do you keep saying that? 82 00:06:36,188 --> 00:06:39,608 Because Internet bloggers love it when I say... 83 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:44,530 I've had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane! 84 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:47,908 - Why are you yelling? - Shit, bitch, I'm <i>always</i> yellin'! 85 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:50,452 I'm Samuel goddamn Jackson! 86 00:06:50,536 --> 00:06:52,454 Bitch? 87 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:55,290 (GRUNTING) 88 00:06:55,374 --> 00:06:58,043 (SCREAMING) 89 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:00,921 - The designer understands these things. - Darling, you look great. 90 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:05,342 I'm so hot. 91 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:06,969 (SCREAMS) 92 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:10,556 (BARKING) 93 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:21,733 Yes! 94 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:35,873 <i>NARRATOR: And finally,</i> 95 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:38,125 <i>our last orphan, Peter.</i> 96 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:42,421 <i>He made his home among the undesirables of society... the mutants.</i> 97 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:45,966 <i>But even there he was an outcast.</i> 98 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:48,802 (POP MUSIC) 99 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:53,015 <i>MAN: ♪ Promiscuous girl ♪</i> 100 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:54,850 <i>♪ Whatever you are ♪</i> 101 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:57,102 <i>♪ I'm all alone ♪</i> 102 00:07:57,186 --> 00:07:59,313 <i>♪ And it's you that I want ♪</i> 103 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:01,148 <i>WOMAN: ♪ Promiscuous boy ♪</i> 104 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:03,692 <i>♪ You already know ♪</i> 105 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:05,736 <i>♪ That I'm all yours ♪</i> 106 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,779 <i>♪ What you waiting for ♪</i> 107 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:09,698 <i>MAN: ♪ Promiscuous girl ♪</i> 108 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:11,825 <i>♪ Quit teasin' me ♪</i> 109 00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:13,785 <i>♪ You know what I want ♪</i> 110 00:08:13,869 --> 00:08:16,830 <i>♪ And I got what you need ♪</i> 111 00:08:20,209 --> 00:08:23,003 Hi, Mystique. Hi, L.C. 112 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:29,426 Right, um, so, anyway, I was wondering, 113 00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:32,721 would you like to come to the homecoming dance with me? 114 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,100 As if. 115 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:55,035 Nice hair, Rogue. 116 00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:02,501 You talkin' to my girl, 117 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:04,503 numbnuts? 118 00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:08,006 (SCOFFS) 119 00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:14,847 Asshole. 120 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:16,890 (GIGGLES) 121 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:38,161 - Fight. Fight. Fight. - Fight! Fight! 122 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:39,997 What are you gonna do about it? 123 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,957 (EXHALES) 124 00:09:44,168 --> 00:09:46,670 He's unleashing his powers! 125 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:51,466 He's gonna spread angel wings! 126 00:09:55,179 --> 00:09:57,306 (CLUCKS) 127 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:03,395 (ALL LAUGHING) 128 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:05,564 More like chicken wings! 129 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:08,150 (LAUGHING CONTINUES) 130 00:10:10,903 --> 00:10:14,198 Break it up. Break it up. 131 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:19,244 You all know Peter is too much of a pussy to stand up for himself. 132 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:27,002 - (GROANS) - (LAUGHING CONTINUES) 133 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:35,135 Aah! 134 00:10:52,945 --> 00:10:54,863 <i>NARRATOR: And for these four orphans,</i> 135 00:10:54,947 --> 00:10:57,950 <i>life would never be the same.</i> 136 00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:10,212 (LOCKS UNLOCKING) 137 00:11:17,803 --> 00:11:19,805 Welcome. 138 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,807 I've been expecting you. 139 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:24,560 (WHISPERS) So, come on! 140 00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:26,979 Ooh! (MUTTERING) 141 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,783 (ORPHANS GASPING) 142 00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:55,841 I love your legendary candy. 143 00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:58,886 A chocolate river! 144 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,307 (LAUGHING) 145 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:06,602 Mmm! 146 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,938 Chocolate! (LAUGHING) 147 00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:12,524 That's actually the sewer line. Yeah. 148 00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:19,448 (RETCHING) 149 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,992 (LAUGHS) 150 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,661 Children, do you want to know... 151 00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:28,123 what makes all my candy taste so special? 152 00:12:28,207 --> 00:12:30,584 Uh-huh. 153 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,420 It's a special, secret ingredient. 154 00:12:33,504 --> 00:12:38,091 It's real human parts. 155 00:12:38,175 --> 00:12:41,762 There's gonna be a little itty-bitty piece of each and every one of you... 156 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:44,848 inside of the Yummy Yum candy... literally. 157 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:47,309 I'm gettin' out of here. 158 00:12:49,228 --> 00:12:52,022 (SUSAN WHIMPERING) Let us out, freak! 159 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,066 Let us out, freak! 160 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:56,985 No, no. I can't do that. 161 00:12:57,069 --> 00:12:58,862 - Yes, you can. - Yes, you can. 162 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,784 You're... mine now. 163 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:07,454 (HIP-HOP MUSIC) 164 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:11,917 (ORPHANS WHIMPERING) 165 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,336 <i>(MAN RAPPING) ♪ Listen up, y'all 'cause this is it ♪</i> 166 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:15,379 (ALL SCREAMING, SHOUTING) 167 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:18,632 <i>♪ The beat that I'm bangin' is ill 'n' shit ♪</i> 168 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,342 <i>(WOMAN RAPPING) ♪ Fergalicious definition ♪</i> 169 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:22,678 <i>♪ Make them boys go loco ♪</i> 170 00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:26,014 <i>♪ They want my treasures so they get their pleasures from my photos ♪</i> 171 00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:28,600 <i>- ♪ You can see me you can't squeeze me ♪</i> - (YELLS) 172 00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:32,062 <i>♪ I got reasons why I tease 'em boys just come and go like seasons ♪</i> 173 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,731 <i>♪ Fergalicious ♪</i> 174 00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:37,943 <i>- ♪ It's hot, hot ♪ - ♪ It's so delicious ♪</i> 175 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:41,280 <i>- ♪ I put them boys on rock, rock ♪ - ♪ It's so delicious ♪</i> 176 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:44,283 <i>- ♪ They want a slice of what I got ♪ - ♪ I'm Fergalicious ♪</i> 177 00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:47,411 - Aah! <i>- ♪ T-T-T-Taste it, taste it ♪</i> 178 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,080 <i>MAN: ♪ T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y ♪</i> 179 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,290 <i>♪ Girl, you're tasty ♪</i> 180 00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:52,875 <i>♪ D to the E ♪</i> 181 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,626 <i>♪ To the L-I-C-I-O-U-S ♪</i> 182 00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:57,629 <i>♪ To the D, to the E To... To... ♪</i> 183 00:13:57,713 --> 00:13:59,131 <i>WOMAN: ♪ 'Cause they say she delicious ♪</i> 184 00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:01,049 - (SHRIEKING) <i>- ♪ So delicious ♪</i> 185 00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:03,135 <i>♪ But I ain't promiscuous ♪</i> 186 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:04,887 <i>♪ And if you was suspicious all that shit is fictitious ♪</i> 187 00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:07,347 {\an8}<i>♪ I blow kisses ♪ Mwah!</i> 188 00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:09,057 {\an8}<i>♪ That puts them boys on rock, rock ♪</i> 189 00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:11,393 - (MUSIC CONTINUES) - Stop! Let me go! 190 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:13,478 <i>♪ And they be linin' down the block just to watch what I got ♪</i> 191 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:15,522 (SCREAMING) 192 00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:17,900 <i>♪ Fergalicious ♪</i> 193 00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:20,944 <i>♪ It's so delicious ♪</i> 194 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,988 (MUSIC WOMEN VOCALIZING) 195 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:25,657 <i>- ♪ It's so delicious ♪</i> - (MUSIC VOCALIZING CONTINUES) 196 00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:28,660 <i>- ♪ It's so delicious ♪</i> - (ORPHANS SCREAMING) 197 00:14:28,744 --> 00:14:30,913 <i>♪ T-T-T-Tasty, tasty ♪</i> 198 00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:34,082 - (SIZZLING) - (SCREAMING CONTINUES, FADES) 199 00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,084 (INHALES) Ow! 200 00:14:36,168 --> 00:14:39,004 (INHALES) Aah! 201 00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:43,884 What are you doing? 202 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:46,136 Willy told me he wanted his knob polished. 203 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:47,513 Dumb-ass. 204 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,474 We've gotta get out of here. 205 00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:54,436 - We gotta get out of here. - I just said that. 206 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,563 You just said that. 207 00:14:56,647 --> 00:15:00,275 Where are we gonna go? I don't have a home to go back to. 208 00:15:00,359 --> 00:15:02,861 I thought this golden ticket was my lucky break. 209 00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:05,489 The curator was all I had. 210 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:09,034 I never had anyone. I raised myself. 211 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:12,454 And that's why you have such a tough exterior? 212 00:15:12,538 --> 00:15:14,706 Yeah. 213 00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:16,708 And you're kinda bitchy. 214 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:19,294 Why us? 215 00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:21,755 Because we're four kids nobody would ever miss. 216 00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:23,799 We'll be stuck here till we die. 217 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:26,134 Shut up, Edward. You're scaring her. 218 00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:29,638 Don't tell me what to do! You're not my father! 219 00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:32,391 - (LAUGHS) Two for flinching. - Oww! Aah! 220 00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:35,143 Leave Peter alone. He was just sticking up for her. 221 00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:37,479 (GROANS) 222 00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:39,940 I can take care of myself. 223 00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:44,987 Like it or not, we're all in this. 224 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:47,781 It's obvious we don't like each other, but if we're going to survive... 225 00:15:47,865 --> 00:15:49,783 we have to stick together. 226 00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:51,493 - (GRUNTS) - Aah! 227 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,834 - Ow. - Was the fight over? 228 00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:01,795 I didn't know. 229 00:16:01,879 --> 00:16:04,381 - WILLY: Hey! - Shh! Someone's coming. 230 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,258 Who wants to chew my gum balls? 231 00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:09,011 It's Willy. Hide! 232 00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:28,280 WILLY: Where are you? 233 00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:45,797 WILLY: I'm gonna find you. 234 00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:59,645 (SCREAMS) 235 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:15,244 Whatever you do, don't go in there. 236 00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:18,372 (GRUNTING) 237 00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:27,548 (TOY SQUEAKS) 238 00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:33,220 (GASPS) 239 00:17:35,681 --> 00:17:37,641 Wow. 240 00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:47,150 {\an8}Wow. 241 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,904 (GASPING) 242 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:59,037 (GASPING CONTINUES) 243 00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:00,664 Ooh! Oh. 244 00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:04,710 (GASPING) Ooh. 245 00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,337 Ooh. 246 00:19:03,894 --> 00:19:07,397 (WHIMPERING) 247 00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:11,276 It's stuck. It's... It's stuck. 248 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,529 It's... It's stuck. 249 00:19:13,612 --> 00:19:15,906 - (SCREAMS) - (GRUNTS) 250 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:18,158 (GASPS) My tongue! 251 00:19:20,077 --> 00:19:21,995 My ba-a-a-a-ad. 252 00:19:23,956 --> 00:19:26,375 (SNIFFING) 253 00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:32,464 Where am I? 254 00:19:32,548 --> 00:19:35,342 The world of Gnarnia. 255 00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:48,313 LUCY: Oh! 256 00:19:48,397 --> 00:19:51,567 A silent "G," as in "gnome." 257 00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:54,152 Or "gnarly." (CHUCKLES) 258 00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:56,071 - For legal purposes. - Mm-hmm. 259 00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:59,199 - I'm Mr. Tumnus. - Oh, my name is Lucy. 260 00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:01,994 What are you? 261 00:20:03,412 --> 00:20:06,498 I'm a faun. Half man, half goat. 262 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:12,045 - Oh, so you mean... - Yeah. Dad screwed a goat. 263 00:20:12,129 --> 00:20:14,131 These are my folks. 264 00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:16,383 Oh! 265 00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:20,429 - You have her goatee. - Thanks. 266 00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:22,472 (GIGGLES) 267 00:20:22,556 --> 00:20:25,434 - And you? - Oh. No. 268 00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:27,436 Both of my parents are human. 269 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:30,063 Eew. Gro-o-o-ss! 270 00:20:31,148 --> 00:20:33,358 Aah... No. Yeah. 271 00:20:35,027 --> 00:20:38,447 So, you are a daughter of Eve, huh? 272 00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:40,449 Uh-huh. 273 00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:50,751 How rude of me. Let me show you around. 274 00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:53,212 Oh. Oh! Oh! 275 00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:57,216 I... I... 276 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,849 Welcome to my faun crib. 277 00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:07,935 <i>MAN: It's good to be home!</i> 278 00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:10,771 <i>(MAN RAPPING) ♪ I got the boys outside in the front ♪</i> 279 00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:13,398 <i>♪ Emergency and I'm gone and I'm home where I'm from ♪</i> 280 00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:15,108 <i>♪ Baby, this is my flat ♪</i> 281 00:21:15,192 --> 00:21:17,152 <i>- ♪ My flat ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪</i> 282 00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:20,364 <i>- ♪ This is my flat Hey ♪ - ♪ My flat ♪</i> 283 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:23,534 <i>♪ Where everybody know ya and they show ya what's good ♪</i> 284 00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:26,370 - (MUSIC CONTINUES) - Come on. Let's go. 285 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,497 <i>- ♪ This is my flat ♪ - ♪ My flat ♪</i> 286 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:32,042 <i>♪ Hey, this is my flat ♪</i> 287 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,294 <i>♪ Hey ♪</i> 288 00:21:34,378 --> 00:21:36,672 - (MUSIC CONTINUES) - Let's see what's in the fridge. 289 00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:40,467 Ooh! Always gotta have Cristal. 290 00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:45,681 For when Diddy's in the house. Yo, Diddy! 291 00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:48,350 <i>♪ Comin' straight out the gate on the corner they wait ♪</i> 292 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:51,395 <i>♪ Sayin' "Look at him go kid's gone crazy" ♪</i> 293 00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:54,773 (MUSIC ENDS) 294 00:21:54,857 --> 00:21:56,775 (GROANS) 295 00:21:56,859 --> 00:21:58,819 Say "What's up?" to the honeys. 296 00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:00,445 <i>(MAN RAPPING) ♪ No particular kind ♪</i> 297 00:22:00,529 --> 00:22:01,989 <i>♪ Black, Latin, white combination of dimes ♪</i> 298 00:22:02,072 --> 00:22:03,699 <i>WOMEN: ♪ I don't want the whole world ♪</i> 299 00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:06,159 <i>(MAN RAPPING) ♪ Just the riches on her ♪</i> 300 00:22:06,243 --> 00:22:08,370 <i>♪ Pleasurin' women I like to spend it right ♪</i> 301 00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,581 <i>WOMEN: ♪ I don't want the whole world the whole world ♪</i> 302 00:22:10,664 --> 00:22:12,666 <i>♪ Whole world the whole world ♪</i> 303 00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:14,877 <i>- ♪ Yeah ♪ - ♪ I don't want the whole world ♪</i> 304 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,171 <i>♪ First class S.W.J. ♪</i> 305 00:22:17,254 --> 00:22:19,256 Check out my plasma. 306 00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:21,633 <i>Say hello to my little friend!</i> 307 00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:25,971 <i>Wanna play us? Okay. Let's play.</i> 308 00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:29,933 <i>Scarface</i> is the shit! 309 00:22:31,018 --> 00:22:32,936 <i>I'm Tony Fauntana!</i> 310 00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:36,481 <i>You mess with me, you're messing with the best!</i> 311 00:22:39,735 --> 00:22:44,573 You ain't a true player unless you got flat screens everywhere. 312 00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:47,576 In the toilet, when I'm taking a leak. 313 00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:49,494 <i>(WARBLING) Say hello to my little friend!</i> 314 00:22:50,913 --> 00:22:53,749 <i>Wanna play us? Okay, let's play!</i> 315 00:22:53,832 --> 00:22:55,501 This is my favorite part. 316 00:22:55,584 --> 00:22:58,295 <i>(MACHINE GUNFIRE)</i> 317 00:22:59,463 --> 00:23:01,715 (WHISTLES) Whew! 318 00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:05,677 Under the couch for when I'm looking for change. 319 00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:07,387 <i>(MACHINE GUNFIRE)</i> 320 00:23:09,181 --> 00:23:11,600 Boo-yah! Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ching! 321 00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:14,853 On the top of her head for when she, you know, 322 00:23:14,937 --> 00:23:16,813 <i>(MACHINE GUNFIRE)</i> 323 00:23:16,897 --> 00:23:18,315 (INHALES) shines my hooves. 324 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:20,192 <i>(MUSIC CONTINUES)</i> 325 00:23:23,195 --> 00:23:25,364 So now you all seen my crib. 326 00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:27,699 So get the hell out! 327 00:23:27,783 --> 00:23:29,576 Lucy, 328 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:32,329 you are in danger. 329 00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:35,624 - What are you... - You must go now. 330 00:23:35,707 --> 00:23:38,210 Oh! What's wrong? 331 00:23:38,293 --> 00:23:40,295 Take this. It will explain everything. 332 00:23:42,047 --> 00:23:44,007 (DOOR SLAMS) 333 00:23:54,142 --> 00:23:56,144 (SHUTTER CLICKS) 334 00:23:56,228 --> 00:23:58,689 <i>- MAN: Confirm identification.</i> - (GASPS) 335 00:23:58,772 --> 00:24:00,732 My eyes! My... 336 00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:04,736 Oh. 337 00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:06,655 Well, that's better than LASIK. 338 00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:13,662 - (SHUTTER CLICKS) <i>- The evil White Bitch who rules Gnarnia...</i> 339 00:24:13,745 --> 00:24:18,166 <i>has ordered anyone who finds a human to turn them in.</i> 340 00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:21,879 <i>I brought you ba-a-a-ack to my lair to betray you,</i> 341 00:24:21,962 --> 00:24:24,173 <i>but I couldn't do it.</i> 342 00:24:24,256 --> 00:24:26,133 <i>You are a true friend.</i> 343 00:24:26,216 --> 00:24:30,470 <i>She has plunged our once-peaceful land into eternal winter.</i> 344 00:24:30,554 --> 00:24:33,056 <i>Under her two terms, we now have...</i> 345 00:24:33,140 --> 00:24:36,560 <i>wiretaps, no gay marriage,</i> 346 00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:40,772 <i>not to mention her bumbling of the hurricane relief effort.</i> 347 00:24:40,856 --> 00:24:46,361 <i>And... And the White Bitch doesn't care about black people.</i> 348 00:24:46,445 --> 00:24:48,322 That sounds bad. 349 00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:51,033 <i>Go now, before she finds you.</i> 350 00:24:51,116 --> 00:24:51,950 But... 351 00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:54,244 <i>MAN: This message will self-destruct in one second.</i> 352 00:24:54,328 --> 00:24:55,787 Wait... What? 353 00:24:55,871 --> 00:24:58,081 (SCREAMING) 354 00:25:04,963 --> 00:25:07,591 WILLY: Come out, come out, wherever you are. 355 00:25:12,262 --> 00:25:14,765 - Lucy? - WILLY: Who wants to play with Willy? 356 00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:17,518 Lucy, move over. I need someplace to hide. 357 00:25:19,061 --> 00:25:21,855 Lucy. Lu... (SPITTING) 358 00:25:21,939 --> 00:25:24,107 Who lives here? Liberace? 359 00:25:24,191 --> 00:25:27,694 (GRUNTING) 360 00:25:29,863 --> 00:25:31,823 Aah! 361 00:25:42,835 --> 00:25:44,711 This is a really big wardrobe. 362 00:26:09,361 --> 00:26:12,281 (POP MUSIC) 363 00:26:17,995 --> 00:26:20,622 <i>♪ I've been waiting ♪</i> 364 00:26:20,706 --> 00:26:23,083 <i>♪ For a girl like you ♪</i> 365 00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:27,337 <i>♪ To come into my life ♪</i> 366 00:26:27,421 --> 00:26:30,799 <i>♪ I've been waiting ♪</i> 367 00:26:30,883 --> 00:26:33,010 <i>♪ For a girl like you ♪</i> 368 00:26:33,093 --> 00:26:36,805 <i>♪ For a love that will survive ♪</i> 369 00:26:36,889 --> 00:26:38,724 <i>♪ I've been waiting ♪</i> 370 00:26:38,807 --> 00:26:41,226 Whoa. Stifler's mom. 371 00:26:41,310 --> 00:26:42,811 <i>♪ For someone who ♪</i> 372 00:26:42,895 --> 00:26:47,733 <i>♪ Can make me feel alive ♪</i> 373 00:26:47,816 --> 00:26:50,110 - (MUSIC FADES) - Kneel before the queen! 374 00:26:50,194 --> 00:26:52,863 (GROANING) 375 00:26:52,946 --> 00:26:54,907 You're a son of Adam. 376 00:26:54,990 --> 00:26:58,327 A what? No, I'm Edward. 377 00:26:58,410 --> 00:27:00,412 I'm sorry, Your Majesty. I... 378 00:27:00,495 --> 00:27:02,331 I was following Lucy into the wardrobe and... 379 00:27:02,414 --> 00:27:05,542 - Lucy? How many are in your family? - No. 380 00:27:05,626 --> 00:27:08,170 Lucy, Peter and Susan are <i>not</i> my family. 381 00:27:08,253 --> 00:27:10,297 We're all just a bunch of orphans. 382 00:27:10,380 --> 00:27:12,674 - (GASPS) - The prophecy! 383 00:27:12,758 --> 00:27:15,886 - (SCREAMING) - Please. 384 00:27:15,969 --> 00:27:18,305 Let me help you up. 385 00:27:22,184 --> 00:27:23,936 Wow. 386 00:27:24,019 --> 00:27:27,397 - Oh, you must be parched. - Yes. 387 00:27:36,114 --> 00:27:38,075 {\an8}Whoa. 388 00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:41,370 Wow. A 40? 389 00:27:42,371 --> 00:27:44,873 I love this place. 390 00:27:44,957 --> 00:27:47,292 And this can all be your new home. 391 00:27:47,376 --> 00:27:50,420 With my help, you can be king. 392 00:27:50,504 --> 00:27:52,589 And you would be my queen? 393 00:27:53,757 --> 00:27:56,260 Oh! 394 00:27:59,763 --> 00:28:02,349 (SUCKING) 395 00:28:02,432 --> 00:28:04,685 - (POP) - Ah! 396 00:28:11,066 --> 00:28:14,278 Oh, but first I must meet the others. 397 00:28:14,361 --> 00:28:17,447 Why? You're not gonna make Peter king too, are you? 398 00:28:17,531 --> 00:28:20,117 Oh! No. 399 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:24,705 But every king needs subjects to boss around. 400 00:28:24,788 --> 00:28:26,623 (SCREAMS) 401 00:28:27,916 --> 00:28:29,918 But, Your Majesty... 402 00:28:30,002 --> 00:28:31,837 - (ZAP) - (SCREAMS) 403 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,922 (GASPS) 404 00:28:34,006 --> 00:28:36,758 Behold, my white castle. 405 00:28:38,135 --> 00:28:40,012 EDWARD: White Castle? 406 00:28:40,095 --> 00:28:43,056 I feel like I've been there before. 407 00:28:43,140 --> 00:28:46,518 Bring me the others, and I'll crown you king. 408 00:28:47,686 --> 00:28:50,105 (CHUCKLING) Yes! 409 00:28:51,398 --> 00:28:53,358 (SCREAMING) 410 00:28:53,442 --> 00:28:56,195 (ENGINE STARTS, REVS) 411 00:29:00,073 --> 00:29:02,451 <i>♪ Gonna be king ♪</i> 412 00:29:02,534 --> 00:29:05,078 <i>♪ Of Gn-a-ar-a-arnia ♪</i> 413 00:29:05,162 --> 00:29:07,664 <i>♪ I'm gonna be king... ♪</i> 414 00:29:09,374 --> 00:29:11,752 Lucy? 415 00:29:11,835 --> 00:29:14,254 Edward! 416 00:29:14,338 --> 00:29:16,757 You went through the wardrobe too. 417 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,092 - PETER: Lucy! - SUSAN: Lucy! 418 00:29:19,176 --> 00:29:21,178 - Edward! - Edward? 419 00:29:23,180 --> 00:29:25,224 This is quite a hiding place. 420 00:29:25,307 --> 00:29:27,809 We have to go now. We're in grave danger. 421 00:29:27,893 --> 00:29:30,854 Oh, no, no. We should stay right here. What's the hurry, Lucy? 422 00:29:30,938 --> 00:29:32,856 I mean, they just got here. 423 00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:34,483 Hey, look! I'm spelling my name! 424 00:29:37,277 --> 00:29:40,072 - Mm-mmm. - Please! 425 00:29:40,155 --> 00:29:42,658 We have to go. Mr. Tumnus told me. 426 00:29:42,741 --> 00:29:45,118 Mr. Tumnus? Who the bloody hell's that? 427 00:29:45,202 --> 00:29:47,996 I love Sudoku! 428 00:29:50,916 --> 00:29:52,835 He's a goat-man, 429 00:29:52,918 --> 00:29:54,753 and he warned of great peril! 430 00:29:54,837 --> 00:29:56,839 - Oh, Lucy. - Fine! 431 00:29:56,922 --> 00:30:00,217 If you think I'm lying, just go ask him yourself! 432 00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:01,927 Hmph. 433 00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:03,971 (URINATING) 434 00:30:05,389 --> 00:30:07,850 This is gonna be harder than I thought. 435 00:30:07,933 --> 00:30:10,143 (URINATING CONTINUES) 436 00:30:10,227 --> 00:30:12,604 Hey, look! Nicole Richie! 437 00:30:12,688 --> 00:30:14,898 SUSAN: Mm-mmm. 438 00:30:29,329 --> 00:30:30,956 Mr. Tumnus? 439 00:30:31,039 --> 00:30:34,543 (DOOR CLOSES) 440 00:30:34,626 --> 00:30:36,753 Shit. I know what happened. 441 00:30:36,837 --> 00:30:39,256 - What the hell is that thing? - It's a talking beaver! 442 00:30:39,339 --> 00:30:41,175 - Holy shit! - Get it outta here! 443 00:30:41,258 --> 00:30:43,886 No! (SCREAMING) Motherf... 444 00:30:46,430 --> 00:30:48,557 (EXHALES) 445 00:30:50,601 --> 00:30:53,979 Something in my groin tells me you're not used to a talking beaver. 446 00:30:54,062 --> 00:30:56,315 My name is Harry Beaver. 447 00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,986 Mr. Tumnus is my life partner. 448 00:31:01,069 --> 00:31:02,863 Mmm. Sweet man. 449 00:31:02,946 --> 00:31:05,115 (ORPHANS GROANING) 450 00:31:05,199 --> 00:31:07,743 Mr. Tumnus was taken by the White Bitch. 451 00:31:07,826 --> 00:31:10,370 She's hot... I mean, never heard of her. 452 00:31:10,454 --> 00:31:14,374 The evil ruler. She arrested Mr. Tumnus for hiding a human. 453 00:31:14,458 --> 00:31:16,710 Is there anything we can do to help? 454 00:31:16,793 --> 00:31:19,296 Uh, yes. You must go to Aslo. 455 00:31:19,379 --> 00:31:21,590 He's waiting for you at the Ancient Table. 456 00:31:21,673 --> 00:31:25,427 - Who's Aslo? - Who's Aslo? 457 00:31:25,511 --> 00:31:27,304 He's the true king of Gnarnia. 458 00:31:27,387 --> 00:31:30,140 - (MUTTERS) Not for long. - Hello? The prophecy? 459 00:31:30,224 --> 00:31:34,728 The four of you will join Aslo and lead the resistance to destroy the White Bitch. 460 00:31:34,811 --> 00:31:36,897 - Us? - Yes. You're all heroes. 461 00:31:36,980 --> 00:31:39,149 Especially you, Peter. 462 00:31:39,233 --> 00:31:43,779 <i>MAN: My son, I have sent you to Earth for a reason.</i> 463 00:31:43,862 --> 00:31:45,906 <i>You will be the savior of all mankind.</i> 464 00:31:50,661 --> 00:31:52,996 <i>You are truly invincible.</i> 465 00:32:05,592 --> 00:32:09,429 Oh, my God! You shot me in the freaking eye! That really hurts! 466 00:32:09,513 --> 00:32:13,600 Why would you do that? That was so unnecessary! You bastard! 467 00:32:13,684 --> 00:32:16,061 (SCREAMING) 468 00:32:20,315 --> 00:32:21,275 But I can't be. 469 00:32:21,358 --> 00:32:23,277 (MOCK BRITISH ACCENT) "But I can't be." Why him? 470 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:27,364 Well, maybe not Superman, but a hero all the same. 471 00:32:27,447 --> 00:32:29,908 It's your destiny. 472 00:32:30,617 --> 00:32:32,744 (SIGHS) 473 00:32:32,828 --> 00:32:35,581 Do you think you were all brought together by chance? 474 00:32:35,664 --> 00:32:38,667 Look at the clues. They're all around you. 475 00:32:46,842 --> 00:32:49,428 (MUTTERS) Oh, that's nice. 476 00:33:03,650 --> 00:33:05,485 We're all in the painting. 477 00:33:09,865 --> 00:33:11,617 But what does it mean? 478 00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:14,077 You're all related! 479 00:33:14,161 --> 00:33:16,205 Brothers and sisters. 480 00:33:16,288 --> 00:33:18,373 You're a family, for Christ sakes! 481 00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:23,212 - Sorry. - Is it really true? 482 00:33:23,295 --> 00:33:26,340 None of us ever had a real family before. 483 00:33:26,423 --> 00:33:29,259 None of us ever had a real family before. 484 00:33:29,343 --> 00:33:32,554 It's true. You're quadruplets. 485 00:33:32,638 --> 00:33:36,350 - But our parents... - Killed by the White Bitch. 486 00:33:36,433 --> 00:33:41,313 Then she separated the four of you so the prophecy would never be fulfilled. 487 00:33:43,607 --> 00:33:45,484 Where's Edward? 488 00:33:48,779 --> 00:33:50,697 Hey, honey, I'm home. 489 00:33:50,781 --> 00:33:52,699 Hey, buddy. Did you miss me? 490 00:33:52,783 --> 00:33:55,244 Ohh! 491 00:33:55,327 --> 00:33:56,912 (GROANS) 492 00:33:56,995 --> 00:33:59,498 - Why? - 'Cause I ain't your buddy! 493 00:34:00,791 --> 00:34:03,252 Where are the others? 494 00:34:03,335 --> 00:34:06,296 I thought we had something special. 495 00:34:06,380 --> 00:34:09,091 I even got a tattoo with your name on it. 496 00:34:13,804 --> 00:34:17,266 That looks more like 50 Cent's tattoo, you idiot. 497 00:34:17,349 --> 00:34:20,352 Shit! They did the wrong one. 498 00:34:22,980 --> 00:34:27,192 I won't ask again. Where is the rest of your family? 499 00:34:27,276 --> 00:34:30,445 I told you, they're not my family. 500 00:34:33,073 --> 00:34:34,950 Tell me where they are. 501 00:34:35,033 --> 00:34:37,411 Never. 502 00:34:44,084 --> 00:34:47,379 - Yeah, they went to Mr. Tumnus's house. - (LAUGHING) 503 00:34:48,714 --> 00:34:52,509 Yes! Yes! You just got punk'd! Yes! 504 00:34:53,635 --> 00:34:55,637 He did it! He did it! 505 00:34:55,721 --> 00:34:58,473 Say it to the camera. Come on, say it right there. 506 00:34:58,557 --> 00:35:00,475 - Say it! - I just got punk'd. 507 00:35:00,559 --> 00:35:03,312 Schwow! Yeah! 508 00:35:03,395 --> 00:35:07,524 We just punk'd Edward! Schwow! Schwow! Yeah! 509 00:35:07,608 --> 00:35:11,445 That was awesome! Yeah! Yes! 510 00:35:11,528 --> 00:35:14,156 This thing up here is all me, baby! 511 00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:16,200 The trucker hat... That's awesome! 512 00:35:16,283 --> 00:35:19,703 I did it. You love it. You'll take it. Punk'd 'im! 513 00:35:19,786 --> 00:35:21,455 That was really funny! Oh, my gosh! Too funny! 514 00:35:21,538 --> 00:35:23,498 Dude, you are so annoying! 515 00:35:26,418 --> 00:35:28,462 No, that was really funny though! (LAUGHING) 516 00:35:28,545 --> 00:35:30,923 Schwow! Schwow! Schwow! Schwow! Schwow! 517 00:35:31,006 --> 00:35:33,592 Candy-ass trucker hat! 518 00:35:33,675 --> 00:35:36,720 Schwow. Schwow. 519 00:35:36,803 --> 00:35:38,764 Silas! 520 00:35:46,522 --> 00:35:49,441 The kids are with Mr. Tumnus. 521 00:35:49,525 --> 00:35:52,611 I want you to find them and kill them. 522 00:35:52,694 --> 00:35:56,698 Fo' sheezy White Beezy. 523 00:35:58,158 --> 00:35:59,910 <i>MAN: ♪ Bring forth ya booty ♪</i> 524 00:35:59,993 --> 00:36:02,371 <i>WOMAN: ♪ My booty ♪</i> 525 00:36:02,454 --> 00:36:03,622 <i>MAN: ♪ Bring forth ya booty ♪</i> 526 00:36:03,705 --> 00:36:05,290 <i>WOMAN: ♪ My booty ♪</i> 527 00:36:05,374 --> 00:36:07,042 (RAP MUSIC) 528 00:36:07,125 --> 00:36:12,881 Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! (ALLEGEDLY) 529 00:36:12,965 --> 00:36:15,425 <i>-♪ Bring forth ya booty</i> -Ood-gay. 530 00:36:15,509 --> 00:36:18,470 Ooh. 531 00:36:18,554 --> 00:36:20,681 No. No! 532 00:36:20,764 --> 00:36:22,599 - Here. You goin' to prison. - Ow! Dude! 533 00:36:24,476 --> 00:36:26,895 ALL: Edward! 534 00:36:26,979 --> 00:36:29,982 - Edward! - Mr. Tumnus! 535 00:36:30,065 --> 00:36:32,192 - (COUGHING) - (LUCY GASPS) 536 00:36:42,202 --> 00:36:44,246 I missed you, Harry Beaver. 537 00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:50,502 Eew. 538 00:36:52,796 --> 00:36:55,507 (MOANING) Oh, yeah. 539 00:36:58,302 --> 00:37:01,805 The White Bitch did this to you? Shit! 540 00:37:01,889 --> 00:37:04,975 And now she has Edward. 541 00:37:05,058 --> 00:37:07,477 - We must rescue hi... - Get ahold of yourself, Lucy! 542 00:37:07,561 --> 00:37:09,646 - Holy... - It's too dangerous. 543 00:37:09,730 --> 00:37:12,482 If she catch you, you are as good as dead. 544 00:37:12,566 --> 00:37:15,611 Let's get the hell out of here! 545 00:37:15,694 --> 00:37:18,280 Aslo is the only one that can help now. 546 00:37:18,363 --> 00:37:21,033 Then take us to him. 547 00:37:21,116 --> 00:37:23,076 (YELLS) 548 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,037 What'd you do that for? 549 00:37:27,372 --> 00:37:29,458 I forgot. 550 00:37:29,541 --> 00:37:33,462 Before you meet Aslo, you must train. 551 00:37:33,545 --> 00:37:36,298 Only then you can defeat the White Bitch... 552 00:37:36,381 --> 00:37:38,467 and save your brother. 553 00:37:38,550 --> 00:37:41,178 I'll meet you at Aslo's. May the Force be with you. 554 00:37:42,262 --> 00:37:44,223 (BLOWS) 555 00:37:45,807 --> 00:37:47,851 (SHRIEKING) 556 00:37:50,354 --> 00:37:53,899 (SHRIEKING CONTINUES) 557 00:37:53,982 --> 00:37:58,487 Someone's coming. The bitch is on to you. You must go now. 558 00:37:58,570 --> 00:38:01,156 - There you will train. - (SILAS CONTINUES SHRIEKING) 559 00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:03,075 Go! 560 00:38:05,994 --> 00:38:07,996 Mr. Tumnus? 561 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:11,500 I will stay behind and fight him off. 562 00:38:11,583 --> 00:38:13,502 (SILAS CONTINUES SHRIEKING) 563 00:38:13,585 --> 00:38:17,673 No matter what, you must not come back for me. 564 00:38:17,756 --> 00:38:20,175 - Yep. - SILAS: Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi! 565 00:38:20,259 --> 00:38:22,803 Run! 566 00:38:30,602 --> 00:38:33,480 (SHRIEKING CONTINUES) 567 00:38:37,109 --> 00:38:38,902 Stop! 568 00:38:38,986 --> 00:38:42,823 If you want them, you'll have to go through me first. 569 00:38:44,199 --> 00:38:48,412 (GROANS) Please! Help! 570 00:38:48,495 --> 00:38:50,789 - He needs our help! - (GROANS) 571 00:38:50,873 --> 00:38:53,250 - Help! - No, Susan, Lucy. 572 00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:55,544 He... wants us to go on. 573 00:38:55,627 --> 00:38:58,088 He sacrificed himself for us. 574 00:38:58,172 --> 00:39:01,049 Peter, if you can hear me, 575 00:39:01,133 --> 00:39:03,135 come back now! 576 00:39:03,218 --> 00:39:05,220 - (GROANS) - (GASPING) 577 00:39:05,304 --> 00:39:08,265 I definitely underestimated the situation. 578 00:39:08,348 --> 00:39:10,475 - (GROANING) - (GUNSHOTS) 579 00:39:10,559 --> 00:39:12,352 I'm in a lot of pain! 580 00:39:12,436 --> 00:39:14,438 What should we do? 581 00:39:14,521 --> 00:39:17,566 Uh, we can't go back. We have to...- 582 00:39:17,649 --> 00:39:19,359 We have to do what's best for Edward and for Gnarnia. 583 00:39:20,027 --> 00:39:21,445 Screw Gnarnia! 584 00:39:21,528 --> 00:39:23,488 (GUNSHOT) 585 00:39:23,572 --> 00:39:25,699 - He's testing us. - (GUNSHOT) 586 00:39:25,782 --> 00:39:29,077 This is not a test! I can see my brains! 587 00:39:29,161 --> 00:39:31,121 - (GUNSHOT) - (CLUCKING) 588 00:39:35,292 --> 00:39:37,377 (CLUCKING CONTINUES) 589 00:39:37,461 --> 00:39:39,421 (SIGHS) 590 00:39:43,967 --> 00:39:45,594 (GUNSHOT) 591 00:39:45,677 --> 00:39:48,055 I'm Rick James, bitch! 592 00:40:22,756 --> 00:40:25,968 Welcome! My name is Harry Potter! 593 00:40:26,051 --> 00:40:29,513 Aren't you a little old to still be a student here? 594 00:40:29,596 --> 00:40:32,015 Nonsense. I am but 14. 595 00:40:32,099 --> 00:40:35,227 As are my two best friends, Ron and Hermione. 596 00:40:36,603 --> 00:40:38,564 Greetings. 597 00:40:40,148 --> 00:40:42,568 Hope you chicks are on the pill. 598 00:40:42,651 --> 00:40:44,653 Harry likes to get wasted, 599 00:40:44,736 --> 00:40:47,281 then show off his sorcerer's stones. 600 00:40:47,364 --> 00:40:48,866 (FARTS) 601 00:40:48,949 --> 00:40:53,036 They are definitely too old to still be doing this shit. 602 00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,914 We shall train you so you can defeat the White Bitch... 603 00:40:55,998 --> 00:40:58,041 and restore peace to Gnarnia. 604 00:40:58,125 --> 00:41:01,336 We'll show you everything we know, like how to use... 605 00:41:01,420 --> 00:41:03,839 the invisibility cloak. (GIGGLES) 606 00:41:10,929 --> 00:41:13,432 Oh, no! I'm completely invisible! 607 00:41:13,515 --> 00:41:16,393 Where am I? Who's that? 608 00:41:16,476 --> 00:41:19,354 - Where am I? I could be anywhere. - Harry. Harry! 609 00:41:19,438 --> 00:41:21,315 Where am I? 610 00:41:22,816 --> 00:41:25,777 (GIGGLING) 611 00:41:28,197 --> 00:41:30,449 Step off, Potter! 612 00:41:30,532 --> 00:41:33,160 Right. Wrong cloak. 613 00:41:33,243 --> 00:41:35,454 Let the training montage begin! 614 00:41:35,537 --> 00:41:37,539 Cue inspirational music. 615 00:41:37,623 --> 00:41:39,458 - (ROCK MUSIC) - Blame the cloak. 616 00:41:40,834 --> 00:41:44,254 - Get your hips nice and square. - Okay, uh... 617 00:41:44,338 --> 00:41:46,840 - All right. I'll set it up for you. - Okay. 618 00:41:46,924 --> 00:41:48,800 - You ready? - Yeah, I'm ready. 619 00:41:50,260 --> 00:41:53,764 <i>♪ Rising up back on the street ♪</i> 620 00:41:53,847 --> 00:41:58,894 <i>♪ Did my time took my chances ♪</i> 621 00:41:58,977 --> 00:42:00,896 <i>♪ Went the distance now I'm back on my feet ♪</i> 622 00:42:00,979 --> 00:42:02,147 Ipso facto "patrolo"! 623 00:42:02,231 --> 00:42:06,318 <i>- ♪ Just a man and his will to survive ♪</i> - Oh! Yeah! 624 00:42:06,401 --> 00:42:08,612 <i>♪ It's the eye of the tiger ♪</i> 625 00:42:08,695 --> 00:42:10,364 <i>♪ It's the thrill of the fight ♪</i> 626 00:42:10,447 --> 00:42:13,075 - (MUSIC CONTINUES) - Confront your fear! 627 00:42:13,158 --> 00:42:16,245 Do not cower in the face of danger! 628 00:42:16,328 --> 00:42:20,374 Let nothing stand in the way of defeating your enemy! Come on, Peter! 629 00:42:20,457 --> 00:42:22,751 Stop being such a little nancy boy! 630 00:42:22,835 --> 00:42:26,505 Schoolgirl! Pussy! Chicken! 631 00:42:26,588 --> 00:42:29,967 <i>- ♪ Eye of the tiger ♪</i> - (YELLING) 632 00:42:32,177 --> 00:42:34,555 (GROANS) 633 00:42:38,559 --> 00:42:42,813 <i>- ♪ The eye of the tiger ♪</i> - (GROANING) 634 00:42:42,896 --> 00:42:46,316 Congratulations, Peter. Your training is now complete. 635 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:49,653 - You are now ready to meet Aslo. - Yes! 636 00:42:51,446 --> 00:42:52,948 - (BEEPING) - (ROCK MUSIC) 637 00:42:57,661 --> 00:43:00,372 - (BEEPS) - It's an I.M. from Silas. 638 00:43:01,957 --> 00:43:04,251 "The... keeds... 639 00:43:04,334 --> 00:43:06,795 "have... 640 00:43:06,879 --> 00:43:09,882 esca-puh-duh." 641 00:43:09,965 --> 00:43:12,634 "Escap-puh-duh." 642 00:43:12,718 --> 00:43:15,596 "The keeds have esca-puh-duh." 643 00:43:17,264 --> 00:43:19,266 The kids have escaped! 644 00:43:20,976 --> 00:43:22,436 Duh! 645 00:43:22,519 --> 00:43:24,396 (GROANS) 646 00:43:24,479 --> 00:43:29,735 I've got to catch and kill those children before they ruin everything. 647 00:43:29,818 --> 00:43:32,029 See what else Edward knows. 648 00:43:32,112 --> 00:43:33,947 Let me out! 649 00:43:34,031 --> 00:43:36,617 Oh, I gotta get outta here. 650 00:43:36,700 --> 00:43:38,911 I'm never gonna see my family again. 651 00:43:40,204 --> 00:43:42,122 I'll get you out of here, mate. 652 00:43:45,918 --> 00:43:48,629 Captain Morgan! I love your rum! 653 00:43:49,963 --> 00:43:53,967 No! Captain Jack Swallows. 654 00:43:56,345 --> 00:43:59,014 At your service. 655 00:43:59,097 --> 00:44:01,725 Jack Swallows? (CHUCKLES) 656 00:44:01,808 --> 00:44:04,019 Mmm. 657 00:44:04,102 --> 00:44:08,565 I believe in your quest, son, and I'll reunite you with your family. 658 00:44:08,649 --> 00:44:12,402 I've got a ship waiting for us. 659 00:44:12,486 --> 00:44:15,656 Shh. 660 00:44:15,739 --> 00:44:18,408 How are we gonna get out of here? 661 00:44:18,492 --> 00:44:20,536 Ah! 662 00:44:20,619 --> 00:44:23,080 (GROANING) 663 00:44:25,582 --> 00:44:27,751 Man down! Man down! 664 00:44:27,835 --> 00:44:29,711 I could have faked it! 665 00:44:30,963 --> 00:44:33,507 (GROANING) 666 00:44:33,590 --> 00:44:35,801 Quick! He needs your help! 667 00:44:46,186 --> 00:44:48,188 (YELLS) 668 00:44:51,775 --> 00:44:53,652 Come, come! We haven't got all day! 669 00:45:04,246 --> 00:45:07,124 (SHOUTING, CHATTERING) 670 00:45:23,849 --> 00:45:26,268 Mmm! 671 00:45:26,351 --> 00:45:28,854 Wow! A real pirate ship! 672 00:45:28,937 --> 00:45:31,773 Peter, Lucy and Susan won't believe this. 673 00:45:33,275 --> 00:45:35,986 Hey, this is awesome. What's it like being a pirate? 674 00:45:36,069 --> 00:45:40,157 Yo-ho, Ed, let me break it down for you. 675 00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:42,534 (HIP-HOP MUSIC) 676 00:45:45,829 --> 00:45:48,040 <i>(RAPPING) ♪ Yo, yo, yo check this out ♪</i> 677 00:45:48,123 --> 00:45:51,627 <i>♪ Lazy pirate day set sail in the afternoon ♪</i> 678 00:45:51,710 --> 00:45:54,129 <i>♪ We got these dope-ass grillz from melting doubloons ♪</i> 679 00:45:55,422 --> 00:45:57,007 <i>♪ I named my ship Fantasia ♪</i> 680 00:45:57,090 --> 00:45:58,967 <i>♪ After the</i> American Idol <i>winner ♪</i> 681 00:45:59,051 --> 00:46:00,552 <i>♪ You shoulda named it Studdard ♪</i> 682 00:46:00,636 --> 00:46:02,888 <i>♪ Yeah, boy that's one big brother ♪</i> 683 00:46:02,971 --> 00:46:05,349 <i>♪ Seacrest out out, out ♪</i> 684 00:46:05,432 --> 00:46:06,850 <i>- ♪ We are the pirates ♪ - ♪ What ♪</i> 685 00:46:06,934 --> 00:46:07,809 <i>- ♪ Of the Caribbean ♪ - ♪ Word ♪</i> 686 00:46:07,893 --> 00:46:09,311 <i>♪ Yes, the pirates ♪</i> 687 00:46:09,394 --> 00:46:10,896 <i>- ♪ What ♪ - ♪ Of the Caribbean ♪</i> 688 00:46:10,979 --> 00:46:12,773 <i>- ♪ You love us pirates ♪ - ♪ What ♪</i> 689 00:46:12,856 --> 00:46:14,274 <i>- ♪ Of the Caribbean ♪ - ♪ Bruckheimer's pirates ♪</i> 690 00:46:14,358 --> 00:46:15,359 <i>- ♪ What ♪ - ♪ Of the Caribbean ♪</i> 691 00:46:15,442 --> 00:46:16,860 <i>♪ Huh ♪</i> 692 00:46:22,199 --> 00:46:24,034 <i>♪ Check me out, boys ♪</i> 693 00:46:24,117 --> 00:46:25,744 <i>- ♪ I got real big... ♪</i> - (BEEP) 694 00:46:25,827 --> 00:46:28,413 <i>♪ I know all you pirates wanna... ♪</i> 695 00:46:28,497 --> 00:46:30,123 (BEEP) 696 00:46:30,207 --> 00:46:31,500 <i>- ♪ Thinkin' 'bout puttin' your... ♪</i> - (BEEP) 697 00:46:31,583 --> 00:46:33,001 <i>- ♪ In my... ♪</i> - (BEEP) 698 00:46:33,085 --> 00:46:34,920 <i>- ♪ I know you're gettin'... ♪</i> - (BEEP) 699 00:46:35,003 --> 00:46:36,004 <i>- ♪ When ya... ♪</i> - (BEEP) 700 00:46:36,088 --> 00:46:37,005 <i>- ♪ In my... ♪</i> - (BEEP) 701 00:46:37,089 --> 00:46:40,509 <i>♪ Oh, yeah ♪</i> 702 00:46:40,592 --> 00:46:44,513 <i>- ♪ Take out your swords and... ♪</i> - (BEEPING) 703 00:46:44,596 --> 00:46:46,515 <i>- ♪ Lick ♪</i> - (BEEPING CONTINUES) 704 00:46:46,598 --> 00:46:48,141 <i>♪ And suck ♪</i> 705 00:46:48,225 --> 00:46:50,894 (BEEPING CONTINUES) 706 00:46:57,359 --> 00:46:59,403 (MUSIC SCRATCHING) 707 00:46:59,486 --> 00:47:00,696 {\an8}<i>- ♪ We are the pirates ♪ - ♪ What ♪</i> 708 00:47:00,779 --> 00:47:02,364 {\an8}<i>♪ Of the Caribbean ♪</i> 709 00:47:02,447 --> 00:47:03,407 <i>- ♪ Yes, the pirates ♪ - ♪ What ♪</i> 710 00:47:03,490 --> 00:47:05,033 <i>♪ Of the Caribbean ♪</i> 711 00:47:05,117 --> 00:47:06,034 <i>- ♪ You love us pirates ♪ - ♪ What ♪</i> 712 00:47:06,118 --> 00:47:07,619 <i>♪ Of the Caribbean ♪</i> 713 00:47:07,703 --> 00:47:08,704 <i>- ♪ Bruckheimer's pirates ♪ - ♪ What ♪</i> 714 00:47:08,787 --> 00:47:09,621 <i>♪ Of the Caribbean ♪</i> 715 00:47:09,705 --> 00:47:10,664 <i>♪ Huh ♪</i> 716 00:47:11,498 --> 00:47:13,292 Word to the Kraken! 717 00:47:14,376 --> 00:47:16,420 (GUNSHOT) 718 00:47:16,503 --> 00:47:19,089 Time is winding, old boy. 719 00:47:19,173 --> 00:47:21,425 So where's your family, eh? 720 00:47:21,508 --> 00:47:24,386 They're on their way to the Ancient Tables to meet Aslo, 721 00:47:24,469 --> 00:47:26,305 where he's assembled the resistance. 722 00:47:26,388 --> 00:47:29,266 Interesting. 723 00:47:29,349 --> 00:47:31,435 God, you're easy. 724 00:47:31,518 --> 00:47:33,854 - (SHOUTING) - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 725 00:47:38,817 --> 00:47:41,403 Thanks, love. Oh, my. 726 00:47:43,155 --> 00:47:45,073 Wait. So this whole thing was a setup 727 00:47:45,157 --> 00:47:46,783 just to get information out of me? 728 00:47:46,867 --> 00:47:50,621 Sorry, mate. This isn't even a working pirate ship. Savvy? 729 00:47:52,581 --> 00:47:54,374 (CHATTERING) 730 00:47:56,543 --> 00:47:58,253 Oh, shit! 731 00:47:58,337 --> 00:48:00,088 So... 732 00:48:00,172 --> 00:48:03,926 your family's going to Aslo. 733 00:48:04,009 --> 00:48:05,802 Summon the troops. 734 00:48:05,886 --> 00:48:08,722 If it's a war they want, 735 00:48:08,805 --> 00:48:10,974 it's a war they will get. 736 00:48:11,058 --> 00:48:13,310 It was nice doin' business with you, love. 737 00:48:14,770 --> 00:48:16,563 Bugger! 738 00:48:16,647 --> 00:48:19,983 I always hated you, Captain Jack Swallows. 739 00:48:21,527 --> 00:48:23,612 I'll get you for this... 740 00:48:23,695 --> 00:48:26,406 you... you... 741 00:48:26,490 --> 00:48:29,701 you bitch. 742 00:48:34,665 --> 00:48:36,708 (HORSE WHINNYING) 743 00:49:10,951 --> 00:49:14,162 (CHATTERING) 744 00:49:14,246 --> 00:49:15,789 (GROWLING SOFTLY) 745 00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:20,252 (GROWLING) 746 00:49:23,380 --> 00:49:25,591 (GROWLING CONTINUES) 747 00:49:31,889 --> 00:49:34,308 (GROWLING) 748 00:49:34,391 --> 00:49:36,768 Aslo? 749 00:49:36,852 --> 00:49:39,188 - (GASPS) - Mmm! 750 00:49:39,271 --> 00:49:42,357 Where you goin', doll face? I just took my Cialis. 751 00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:46,278 Ah, thanks a lot. 752 00:49:46,361 --> 00:49:47,905 You're Aslo the Lion? 753 00:49:47,988 --> 00:49:51,700 Li-man... half lion, half man. 754 00:49:51,783 --> 00:49:56,205 - So you mean you're... - My father Siegfried boinked a lion. 755 00:49:56,288 --> 00:50:00,667 But, you know, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. 756 00:50:00,751 --> 00:50:05,547 - (ICE RATTLING) - Let me guess. The prophecy family. 757 00:50:05,631 --> 00:50:07,883 Uh-huh. We've come a long way. 758 00:50:07,966 --> 00:50:11,136 Whatever. You're missing one. 759 00:50:11,220 --> 00:50:13,889 - Yes, our brother Edward. - Yes, our brother Edward. 760 00:50:15,516 --> 00:50:18,560 He betrayed you, went to the White Bitch. 761 00:50:18,644 --> 00:50:21,480 - Well, it wasn't his fault. - Yada yada yada. 762 00:50:21,563 --> 00:50:26,777 - But the prophecy says... - "But the prophecy, the prophecy." 763 00:50:26,860 --> 00:50:29,154 Fine. I'll help you get Edward back. 764 00:50:29,238 --> 00:50:30,697 - Oh! - Mmm! 765 00:50:30,781 --> 00:50:34,826 But there's something you've got to do for me. 766 00:50:34,910 --> 00:50:36,537 (ROARING) 767 00:50:38,413 --> 00:50:40,749 - Wow. - (PURRING) 768 00:50:40,832 --> 00:50:43,126 Yeah. 769 00:50:43,210 --> 00:50:45,337 That was spectacular. 770 00:50:45,420 --> 00:50:47,714 Edward better appreciate this. 771 00:50:47,798 --> 00:50:49,758 Uh-oh! 772 00:50:49,842 --> 00:50:52,344 (FARTS) Dutch oven! 773 00:50:52,427 --> 00:50:54,888 - (LAUGHING) - SUSAN: Ooh! 774 00:50:58,141 --> 00:51:00,519 (ROARING) 775 00:51:00,602 --> 00:51:02,688 (GROWLING) 776 00:51:04,022 --> 00:51:06,275 - It's Aslo! - (ROARING) 777 00:51:06,358 --> 00:51:08,694 (BOTH SCREAMING) 778 00:51:08,777 --> 00:51:10,612 (CHUCKLES) 779 00:51:14,241 --> 00:51:19,746 I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass! 780 00:51:19,830 --> 00:51:25,085 Good news, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance. 781 00:51:25,169 --> 00:51:27,379 (SHRIEKS) 782 00:51:44,229 --> 00:51:46,231 (GROWLS) 783 00:51:46,315 --> 00:51:48,108 (SHOUTS) 784 00:51:56,116 --> 00:51:58,702 (CHUCKLING) 785 00:52:01,413 --> 00:52:03,707 Huh? (GASPS) 786 00:52:03,790 --> 00:52:05,083 (SHRIEKS) 787 00:52:12,049 --> 00:52:14,635 (GROWLS, GROANS) 788 00:52:19,681 --> 00:52:22,100 (SHRIEKING) 789 00:52:26,271 --> 00:52:28,982 (SHRIEKING CONTINUES) 790 00:52:29,066 --> 00:52:31,443 (GROANS) 791 00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:35,239 (BONES CRACKING) 792 00:52:35,322 --> 00:52:38,367 (SHOUTING) 793 00:52:38,450 --> 00:52:40,327 Come on, kids. 794 00:52:47,543 --> 00:52:50,629 Peter? Lucy! Susan! 795 00:52:50,712 --> 00:52:55,008 Oh, you guys, I've been such a prick. Won't you ever forgive me? 796 00:52:55,092 --> 00:52:57,052 We already have. 797 00:52:57,135 --> 00:53:01,014 - We're a family now. - We're a family now. 798 00:53:01,098 --> 00:53:03,600 I like the sound of that. 799 00:53:07,396 --> 00:53:11,650 - I love you guys. - Oh, have your Dr. Phil moment later. 800 00:53:11,733 --> 00:53:14,278 - Now get out of here! - Go, go, go. 801 00:53:22,077 --> 00:53:25,414 - Good-bye, Aslo. - (GASPING) 802 00:53:41,388 --> 00:53:43,307 What? What's wrong? 803 00:53:43,390 --> 00:53:46,018 He didn't make it. 804 00:53:46,101 --> 00:53:47,895 (GASPS) Oh, shit! A talking beaver! 805 00:53:47,978 --> 00:53:49,688 Wait! 806 00:53:49,771 --> 00:53:52,524 - (GROANING) - (SHUDDERS) 807 00:53:52,608 --> 00:53:55,611 Oh, it's hard out here for a beaver. 808 00:53:55,694 --> 00:53:58,697 You forgetful bitch! I already met you. 809 00:53:58,780 --> 00:54:01,450 I know. Yeah. 810 00:54:01,533 --> 00:54:07,122 Aslo never came back. The White Bitch killed him. 811 00:54:07,206 --> 00:54:10,417 And it gets worse. 812 00:54:13,712 --> 00:54:15,088 {\an8}It's over. 813 00:54:15,172 --> 00:54:17,257 The White Bitch will surely rule forever. 814 00:54:17,341 --> 00:54:19,718 But we have you. You will lead us. 815 00:54:19,801 --> 00:54:22,304 You're the future kings and queens of Gnarnia. 816 00:54:22,387 --> 00:54:25,057 It will be an honor to fight for you, my lords. 817 00:54:25,140 --> 00:54:27,100 We'll fight for you. 818 00:54:29,269 --> 00:54:31,230 And so will we. 819 00:54:31,313 --> 00:54:34,858 We'll stand behind you, Peter. 820 00:54:34,942 --> 00:54:39,530 That bitch has threatened our mutant way of life for too long. 821 00:54:39,613 --> 00:54:41,823 We believe in you. 822 00:54:43,909 --> 00:54:45,661 (GROANS) 823 00:54:47,621 --> 00:54:49,581 Tomorrow, we fight. 824 00:54:49,665 --> 00:54:52,084 So tonight, we party! 825 00:54:52,167 --> 00:54:54,169 (CHEERING) 826 00:54:54,253 --> 00:54:58,298 Hello, Gnarnia! Are you ready for rock and roll? 827 00:54:58,382 --> 00:55:02,052 - (CHEERING) - (ROCK MUSIC) 828 00:55:14,606 --> 00:55:17,985 <i>♪ Don't move, don't speak even whisper ♪</i> 829 00:55:18,068 --> 00:55:21,363 <i>♪ There's somethin' happenin' but don't be scared ♪</i> 830 00:55:21,446 --> 00:55:25,909 <i>♪ I'm too smooth you never see me comin' never in a hurry ♪</i> 831 00:55:25,993 --> 00:55:28,620 ALL: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 832 00:55:28,704 --> 00:55:31,623 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 833 00:55:31,707 --> 00:55:33,917 - (CHEERING) - Yeah! 834 00:55:34,001 --> 00:55:35,711 - (LAUGHS) - Yeah! 835 00:55:35,794 --> 00:55:37,880 You're up, Sis. 836 00:55:37,963 --> 00:55:41,008 Uh-uh. I like to keep a clear head. 837 00:55:41,091 --> 00:55:43,844 Come on. Loosen up for once. You wanna... 838 00:55:43,927 --> 00:55:47,764 You wanna, you know, get your swerve on, like this. 839 00:55:47,848 --> 00:55:51,393 (MUTTERS) Like that. And then... 840 00:55:51,476 --> 00:55:55,189 (SIGHS) No. Why? What's the worst that could happen? 841 00:55:59,193 --> 00:56:01,320 - Maybe just one. - All right. 842 00:56:05,365 --> 00:56:07,826 - Whoo-hoo! - ALL: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 843 00:56:07,910 --> 00:56:10,370 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 844 00:56:10,454 --> 00:56:12,497 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 845 00:56:27,304 --> 00:56:31,099 <i>- ♪ Don't move, don't speak even whisper ♪</i> - Hi. 846 00:56:31,183 --> 00:56:33,810 - (MUSIC CONTINUES) - Hi. 847 00:56:33,894 --> 00:56:37,523 So, you're gonna be the king of Gnarnia? 848 00:56:39,149 --> 00:56:41,485 - That's what they say. - Mmm. 849 00:56:41,568 --> 00:56:44,988 I think that's so hot. 850 00:56:45,072 --> 00:56:49,076 Why don't we get out of here. (CHUCKLES) 851 00:56:52,913 --> 00:56:55,123 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 852 00:56:55,207 --> 00:56:59,127 - Chug it! - (CHEERING) 853 00:56:59,211 --> 00:57:02,047 Whoo! Yeah! 854 00:57:06,093 --> 00:57:09,721 - (GRUNTS) - (MUSIC R & B) 855 00:57:15,394 --> 00:57:17,855 - You know, I've got special powers. - Uh-huh. 856 00:57:17,938 --> 00:57:20,816 I'm a shape-changer. 857 00:57:20,899 --> 00:57:23,819 I can change my form into anything. 858 00:57:23,902 --> 00:57:25,404 What do you like? 859 00:57:25,487 --> 00:57:27,489 Uh... 860 00:57:29,283 --> 00:57:30,951 Big hooters. 861 00:57:31,034 --> 00:57:32,870 All right. 862 00:57:39,626 --> 00:57:42,796 And a ghetto booty. 863 00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:45,883 Like... Like a lot of junk in the trunk, say. 864 00:57:45,966 --> 00:57:49,928 (CHUCKLES) Kinky. Mmm. 865 00:57:53,932 --> 00:57:56,518 Badonkadonk. 866 00:57:56,602 --> 00:57:59,897 - And a mono-brow! - Come again? 867 00:57:59,980 --> 00:58:02,441 Mono-brow! Mono-brow! King wants a mono-brow! 868 00:58:02,524 --> 00:58:04,443 Okay, okay. 869 00:58:10,282 --> 00:58:12,701 And big, flabby grandma arms. 870 00:58:12,784 --> 00:58:15,537 Oh! 871 00:58:15,621 --> 00:58:19,875 Bingo wings, like a fat, blue Britney Spears. 872 00:58:19,958 --> 00:58:22,669 Oh, that's what I'm talking about. 873 00:58:24,505 --> 00:58:27,216 Come here! 874 00:58:28,342 --> 00:58:31,470 (BOTH MOANING) 875 00:58:52,991 --> 00:58:54,826 Where is everybody? 876 00:58:58,830 --> 00:59:02,167 I don't know. Maybe it had something to do with Susan puking on everyone last night. 877 00:59:03,377 --> 00:59:05,295 We seem to be outnumbered. 878 00:59:05,379 --> 00:59:07,548 (GRUNTING, SHOUTING) 879 00:59:18,225 --> 00:59:20,352 (CHEERING) 880 00:59:22,062 --> 00:59:24,231 (CLUCKING) 881 00:59:29,361 --> 00:59:31,655 (CHUCKLES) 882 00:59:36,952 --> 00:59:39,204 No. 883 00:59:39,288 --> 00:59:41,623 I'm not running anymore. 884 00:59:47,087 --> 00:59:49,381 - Ow! - (MOUTHS WORDS) 885 00:59:54,303 --> 00:59:55,846 Oh! 886 00:59:55,929 --> 00:59:57,931 We may not have the numbers on our side 887 00:59:58,015 --> 01:00:00,267 or the weapons she possesses, 888 01:00:00,350 --> 01:00:02,394 but we have something far more powerful. 889 01:00:02,477 --> 01:00:04,271 Perky breasts? 890 01:00:06,940 --> 01:00:08,901 The strength of our family. 891 01:00:08,984 --> 01:00:11,612 I'd follow you anywhere, brother. 892 01:00:16,116 --> 01:00:18,410 (GRUNTING, SHOUTING CONTINUE) 893 01:00:21,747 --> 01:00:23,665 CAPTAIN JACK: Oh, my... 894 01:00:26,210 --> 01:00:31,006 Revenge is... mine! 895 01:00:31,089 --> 01:00:32,966 - (GASPS) - Jack Swallows! 896 01:00:38,639 --> 01:00:42,976 Payback is a bitch, White Bitch! 897 01:00:43,060 --> 01:00:47,606 You owe me your soul, Jack Swallows, and it's time to pay up! 898 01:00:47,689 --> 01:00:50,025 (MUSIC "FUNERAL MARCH") 899 01:00:55,364 --> 01:00:57,741 <i>♪ Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin' everywhere ♪</i> 900 01:00:57,824 --> 01:01:00,285 <i>♪ Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin' everywhere ♪</i> 901 01:01:00,369 --> 01:01:02,704 <i>♪ Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin' everywhere ♪</i> 902 01:01:02,788 --> 01:01:05,123 <i>♪ Rockin' everywhere rockin' everywhere ♪</i> 903 01:01:05,207 --> 01:01:07,918 <i>♪ I found you Ms. New Booty ♪</i> 904 01:01:08,001 --> 01:01:10,879 <i>♪ Get it together and bring it back to me ♪</i> 905 01:01:10,963 --> 01:01:13,549 <i>♪ Hit the players club for about a month or two ♪</i> 906 01:01:13,632 --> 01:01:15,759 <i>♪ Put his hand on it then see what he do ♪</i> 907 01:01:15,843 --> 01:01:17,886 <i>♪ I found you Ms. New Booty ♪</i> 908 01:01:17,970 --> 01:01:21,723 - (NEEDLE SCRATCHING ACROSS RECORD) - (MUSIC STOPS) 909 01:01:23,350 --> 01:01:26,395 Oh! She's blinded me, matey! 910 01:01:32,568 --> 01:01:34,570 (GRUNTING) 911 01:01:36,029 --> 01:01:37,990 Oh, bugger! 912 01:01:39,992 --> 01:01:41,660 What a tool. 913 01:01:45,372 --> 01:01:47,332 Show them no mercy. 914 01:01:47,416 --> 01:01:50,294 (GRUNTING, SHOUTING) 915 01:01:50,377 --> 01:01:53,839 (ALL SHOUTING) 916 01:02:24,453 --> 01:02:26,288 (GROANING) 917 01:02:27,623 --> 01:02:29,875 (GASPS) 918 01:02:31,293 --> 01:02:33,086 (KNIFE PIERCING FLESH) 919 01:02:33,170 --> 01:02:36,507 (GROANING) 920 01:02:36,590 --> 01:02:39,927 Take that, Kumar! Huh! 921 01:02:42,179 --> 01:02:45,224 - (BOTH GROANING) - (GASPS) 922 01:02:45,307 --> 01:02:47,309 (GROANING) 923 01:02:52,981 --> 01:02:56,652 No! 924 01:02:58,612 --> 01:03:00,280 (GROANS) 925 01:03:06,203 --> 01:03:08,372 Oh, yes. 926 01:03:11,083 --> 01:03:13,877 Yes, that's right. Grovel. 927 01:03:13,961 --> 01:03:16,004 (WHIMPERING) 928 01:03:16,088 --> 01:03:20,217 Just like your parents did before I killed them. 929 01:03:27,224 --> 01:03:29,101 (BEEPS) 930 01:03:37,693 --> 01:03:42,447 {\an8}Wow. Let's slow things down for a better look. 931 01:03:48,745 --> 01:03:51,331 Ah. 932 01:03:51,415 --> 01:03:53,750 Oh! Oh, dear. 933 01:03:57,462 --> 01:03:59,298 - Oh. - (BEEPS) 934 01:04:21,236 --> 01:04:24,156 (GRUNTING) 935 01:04:24,239 --> 01:04:26,658 (GRUNTS) 936 01:04:26,742 --> 01:04:29,369 - Ooh! - (GRUNTS) 937 01:04:39,922 --> 01:04:42,883 - Let's get 'em! - (SHOUTING) 938 01:04:42,966 --> 01:04:45,886 <i>- ♪ Everybody was kung fu fighting ♪ - Huh!</i> 939 01:04:45,969 --> 01:04:50,098 <i>- ♪ Those kids were fast as lightning ♪ - Ha!</i> 940 01:04:50,182 --> 01:04:53,310 <i>♪ In fact, it was a little bit frightening ♪</i> 941 01:04:53,393 --> 01:04:54,645 <i>Huh!</i> 942 01:04:54,728 --> 01:04:59,483 <i>- ♪ But they did it with expert timing ♪ - Ha!</i> 943 01:04:59,566 --> 01:05:03,779 <i>♪ There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung ♪</i> 944 01:05:03,862 --> 01:05:08,575 <i>♪ He said here comes the big boss let's get it on ♪</i> 945 01:05:08,659 --> 01:05:13,497 <i>♪ We took a bow and made a stand started swinging with the hand ♪</i> 946 01:05:13,580 --> 01:05:15,916 <i>♪ The sudden motion made me skip ♪</i> 947 01:05:15,999 --> 01:05:18,001 <i>♪ Now we're into a brand-new trip ♪</i> 948 01:05:18,085 --> 01:05:20,963 <i>- ♪ Everybody was kung fu fighting ♪</i> - (YELLS) 949 01:05:21,046 --> 01:05:23,590 <i>- Huh!</i> - (YELLING) 950 01:05:23,674 --> 01:05:26,510 <i>- ♪ Those kids were fast as lightning ♪ - Ha!</i> 951 01:05:27,469 --> 01:05:30,556 <i>♪ In fact, it was a little bit frightening ♪</i> 952 01:05:30,639 --> 01:05:31,765 <i>Huh!</i> 953 01:05:31,849 --> 01:05:35,227 - Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this. <i>- ♪ They did it with expert timing ♪</i> 954 01:05:35,310 --> 01:05:37,855 <i>- Ha!</i> - (YELLING) 955 01:05:37,938 --> 01:05:39,857 <i>♪ Everybody was kung fu fighting ♪</i> 956 01:05:41,441 --> 01:05:46,154 <i>♪ Those kids were fast as lightning ♪</i> 957 01:05:46,238 --> 01:05:48,782 (VOCALIZING) 958 01:05:54,371 --> 01:05:57,249 (MUSIC FADES) 959 01:05:58,792 --> 01:06:03,046 No, stop. We will not stoop to her level. 960 01:06:04,298 --> 01:06:06,884 I hate those fuckin' kids. 961 01:06:06,967 --> 01:06:09,803 The new Gnarnia will be a democracy, 962 01:06:09,887 --> 01:06:12,598 complete with due process. 963 01:06:12,681 --> 01:06:16,810 She shall be given a fair trial, judged by a jury of her peers. 964 01:06:16,894 --> 01:06:20,355 - (GASPS) - CAPTAIN JACK: Sorry, bitch. 965 01:06:22,816 --> 01:06:25,736 Right. 966 01:06:25,819 --> 01:06:27,905 Oh, screw her anyway. 967 01:06:29,907 --> 01:06:32,743 Make a hole. Watch yourself. Excuse me. Get your butt out of my face. 968 01:06:32,826 --> 01:06:35,204 Don't make me poke you with these sharp teeth. 969 01:06:35,287 --> 01:06:38,290 May I present the kings and queens of Gnarnia! 970 01:06:38,373 --> 01:06:41,835 Peter the Heroic. 971 01:06:41,919 --> 01:06:44,546 Susan the Just. 972 01:06:44,630 --> 01:06:47,216 Edward the Loyal. 973 01:06:47,299 --> 01:06:51,512 And Lucy the Dumb Shit. 974 01:06:51,595 --> 01:06:53,514 All hail! 975 01:07:24,002 --> 01:07:28,048 <i>NARRATOR: And so it was that Peter, Susan, Edward and Lucy...</i> 976 01:07:28,131 --> 01:07:31,051 <i>restored peace to Gnarnia.</i> 977 01:07:31,134 --> 01:07:35,931 <i>They were orphans no more. They were now a family.</i> 978 01:07:37,432 --> 01:07:41,353 <i>They ruled Gnarnia for many years to come.</i> 979 01:07:41,436 --> 01:07:44,857 <i>That is, until they found the wardrobe once again.</i> 980 01:07:44,940 --> 01:07:46,775 Let's cross streams. 981 01:07:49,027 --> 01:07:52,698 (CHUCKLES, STRAINS) 982 01:07:55,617 --> 01:07:57,661 There we go. 983 01:07:57,744 --> 01:07:59,872 Oops! A little bit of blood. 984 01:08:12,301 --> 01:08:14,136 It's... 985 01:08:17,848 --> 01:08:21,768 - It's the wardrobe. - It's been so long. 986 01:08:21,852 --> 01:08:23,896 It's been so long. 987 01:08:25,272 --> 01:08:28,108 Chuck Norris rules. 988 01:08:57,346 --> 01:09:01,058 (ALL SHOUTING) 989 01:09:01,141 --> 01:09:03,101 (GROANING, GRUNTING) 990 01:09:08,649 --> 01:09:10,984 We're young again! 991 01:09:12,819 --> 01:09:15,364 MAN: <i>Jagshemash!</i> 992 01:09:15,447 --> 01:09:17,074 My name Borat. 993 01:09:18,700 --> 01:09:22,913 You did it! You make movie film have happy ending. 994 01:09:25,624 --> 01:09:27,167 Not! 995 01:09:29,336 --> 01:09:32,214 <i>♪ Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin' everywhere ♪</i> 996 01:09:32,297 --> 01:09:34,633 <i>♪ Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin' everywhere ♪</i> 997 01:09:34,716 --> 01:09:37,010 <i>♪ Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin' everywhere ♪</i> 998 01:09:37,094 --> 01:09:39,721 <i>♪ Rockin' everywhere rockin' everywhere ♪</i> 999 01:09:39,805 --> 01:09:42,140 <i>♪ I found you Ms. New Booty ♪</i> 1000 01:09:42,224 --> 01:09:44,768 <i>♪ Get it together and bring it back to me ♪</i> 1001 01:09:44,852 --> 01:09:47,187 <i>♪ Hit the players club for about a month or two ♪</i> 1002 01:09:47,271 --> 01:09:49,523 <i>♪ Put his hand on it then see what he do ♪</i> 1003 01:09:49,606 --> 01:09:52,192 <i>♪ I found you Ms. New Booty ♪</i> 1004 01:09:52,276 --> 01:09:54,611 <i>♪ Get it together and bring it back to me ♪</i> 1005 01:09:54,695 --> 01:09:57,281 <i>♪ Hit the players club for about a month or two ♪</i> 1006 01:09:57,364 --> 01:09:59,825 <i>♪ Put his hand on it then see what he do ♪</i> 1007 01:09:59,908 --> 01:10:02,202 <i>♪ Get it ripe, get it right get it tight ♪</i> 1008 01:10:02,286 --> 01:10:04,621 <i>- ♪ Get it ripe, get it right get it tight ♪ - Hey, pretty girl, come on.</i> 1009 01:10:04,705 --> 01:10:07,082 <i>♪ Get it ripe, get it right get it tight ♪</i> 1010 01:10:07,165 --> 01:10:09,501 <i>♪ Get it ripe, get it right get it tight ♪</i> 1011 01:10:09,585 --> 01:10:12,045 <i>♪ Girl, I don't need you but you need me ♪</i> 1012 01:10:12,129 --> 01:10:14,423 <i>♪ Take it off, let it flop shake it freely ♪</i> 1013 01:10:14,506 --> 01:10:16,925 <i>♪ And I don't tell stories I let 'em tell theyself ♪</i> 1014 01:10:17,009 --> 01:10:19,344 <i>♪ And you ain't gotta sell... girl, it sell itself ♪</i> 1015 01:10:19,428 --> 01:10:21,972 <i>♪ Like nothin' else yeah, I'm a country boy ♪</i> 1016 01:10:22,055 --> 01:10:24,266 <i>♪ But that big city bottom fill me up with joy ♪</i> 1017 01:10:24,349 --> 01:10:26,727 <i>♪ Ain't life grand live it up, Daddy ♪</i> 1018 01:10:26,810 --> 01:10:29,229 <i>♪ Here go da whisper song baby, this is us, ready ♪</i> 1019 01:10:29,313 --> 01:10:31,815 <i>♪ Put it on me enthusiastically ♪</i> 1020 01:10:31,899 --> 01:10:34,193 <i>♪ Whatever it is that you do you do it admirably ♪</i> 1021 01:10:34,276 --> 01:10:36,570 <i>♪ And I ain't choose it that thing chose me ♪</i> 1022 01:10:36,653 --> 01:10:38,989 <i>♪ It's Bubba and Ying Yang all the way in this thing ♪</i> 1023 01:10:39,072 --> 01:10:41,366 <i>♪ Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin' everywhere ♪</i> 1024 01:10:41,450 --> 01:10:43,911 <i>♪ Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin' everywhere ♪</i> 1025 01:10:43,994 --> 01:10:46,371 <i>♪ Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin' everywhere ♪</i> 1026 01:10:46,455 --> 01:10:48,790 <i>♪ Rockin' everywhere rockin' everywhere ♪</i> 1027 01:10:48,874 --> 01:10:51,460 <i>♪ I found you Ms. New Booty ♪</i> 1028 01:10:51,543 --> 01:10:54,254 <i>♪ Get it together and bring it back to me ♪</i> 1029 01:10:54,338 --> 01:10:56,507 <i>♪ Hit the players club for about a month or two ♪</i> 1030 01:10:56,590 --> 01:10:58,634 <i>♪ Put his hand on it then see what he do ♪</i> 1031 01:10:58,717 --> 01:11:01,512 <i>♪ I found you Ms. New Booty ♪</i> 1032 01:11:01,595 --> 01:11:03,972 <i>♪ Get it together and bring it back to me ♪</i> 1033 01:11:04,056 --> 01:11:06,934 <i>♪ Hit the players club for about a month or two ♪</i> 1034 01:11:07,017 --> 01:11:08,977 <i>♪ Put his hand on it then see what he do ♪</i> 1035 01:11:09,061 --> 01:11:11,396 <i>♪ Get it ripe, get it right get it tight ♪</i> 1036 01:11:11,480 --> 01:11:14,316 <i>♪ Get it ripe, get it right get it tight ♪</i> 1037 01:11:14,399 --> 01:11:16,401 <i>♪ Get it ripe, get it right get it tight ♪</i> 1038 01:11:16,485 --> 01:11:18,487 <i>-♪ Get it ripe, get it right get it tight -♪ Yeah.</i> 1039 01:11:18,570 --> 01:11:21,073 <i>♪ Hi there how are things ♪</i> 1040 01:11:21,156 --> 01:11:23,700 <i>♪ I once was a... man now it seems ♪</i> 1041 01:11:23,784 --> 01:11:26,203 <i>♪ Ever since I had the pleasure of getting you together ♪</i> 1042 01:11:26,286 --> 01:11:28,997 <i>♪ Your chest is just whatever I found the buried treasure ♪</i> 1043 01:11:29,081 --> 01:11:33,126 <i>♪ Yes ma'am, here's the plan meet me over yonder, okay don't play ♪</i> 1044 01:11:33,210 --> 01:11:35,504 <i>♪ I'll bring the whip whoop you bring your cook book ♪</i> 1045 01:11:35,587 --> 01:11:38,382 <i>♪ And I'm a-fix that stuff up everything is good, good ♪</i> 1046 01:11:38,465 --> 01:11:40,551 <i>♪ Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin' everywhere ♪</i> 1047 01:11:40,634 --> 01:11:43,512 <i>♪ Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin' everywhere ♪</i> 1048 01:11:43,595 --> 01:11:46,056 <i>♪ Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin' everywhere ♪</i> 1049 01:11:46,139 --> 01:11:48,433 <i>♪ Rockin' everywhere rockin' everywhere ♪</i> 1050 01:11:48,517 --> 01:11:50,811 <i>♪ I found you Ms. New Booty ♪</i> 1051 01:11:50,894 --> 01:11:52,813 <i>♪ Get it together and bring it back to me ♪</i> 1052 01:11:52,896 --> 01:11:55,858 <i>♪ Hit the players club for about a month or two ♪</i> 1053 01:11:55,941 --> 01:11:58,652 <i>♪ Put his hand on it then see what he do ♪</i> 1054 01:11:58,735 --> 01:12:00,696 <i>♪ I found you Ms. New Booty ♪</i> 1055 01:12:00,779 --> 01:12:03,198 <i>♪ Get it together and bring it back to me ♪</i> 1056 01:12:03,282 --> 01:12:05,659 <i>♪ Hit the players club for about a month or two ♪</i> 1057 01:12:05,742 --> 01:12:08,078 <i>♪ Put his hand on it then see what he do ♪</i> 1058 01:12:08,161 --> 01:12:11,415 <i>♪ Get it ripe, get it right get it tight ♪</i> 1059 01:12:11,498 --> 01:12:13,709 <i>♪ Get it ripe, get it right get it tight ♪</i> 1060 01:12:13,792 --> 01:12:15,961 <i>♪ Get it ripe, get it right get it tight ♪</i> 1061 01:12:16,044 --> 01:12:19,423 <i>♪ Get it ripe, get it right get it tight ♪</i> 1062 01:12:20,924 --> 01:12:22,050 Is nice. 1063 01:12:27,264 --> 01:12:30,601 <i>WOMAN: Yo, what's up? Y'all ready for me? (LAUGHS)</i> 1064 01:12:30,684 --> 01:12:34,688 <i>- Come on! - ♪ Put your hands in the middle whip it up and down ♪</i> 1065 01:12:34,771 --> 01:12:38,275 <i>♪ Stick your chest out roll it to the ground ♪</i> 1066 01:12:38,358 --> 01:12:42,487 <i>- Come on! - ♪ Put your hands in the middle whip it up and down ♪</i> 1067 01:12:42,571 --> 01:12:45,949 <i>♪ Stick your chest out roll it to the ground ♪</i> 1068 01:12:46,033 --> 01:12:49,828 <i>♪ Let's get dirty get it, get it, get it ♪</i> 1069 01:12:49,912 --> 01:12:53,582 <i>♪ Let's get dirty get it, get it, get it ♪</i> 1070 01:12:53,665 --> 01:12:57,628 <i>♪ Let's get dirty get it, get it, get it ♪</i> 1071 01:12:57,711 --> 01:13:02,007 <i>- ♪ Let's get dirty get it, get it, get it ♪ - ♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪</i> 1072 01:13:02,090 --> 01:13:03,717 <i>♪ This is a dance called the Dirty South ♪</i> 1073 01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:05,761 <i>♪ Boy, get your thumb out your mouth ♪</i> 1074 01:13:05,844 --> 01:13:07,513 <i>♪ And let me show your daughter what I'm talkin' about ♪</i> 1075 01:13:07,596 --> 01:13:09,890 <i>♪ I'm a-act like a baby and shake that rattle ♪</i> 1076 01:13:09,973 --> 01:13:11,475 <i>♪ Ch-ch-ch-ch ch-ch-ch ♪</i> 1077 01:13:11,558 --> 01:13:13,143 <i>♪ Want the milk yo, better buy the cattle ♪</i> 1078 01:13:13,227 --> 01:13:15,312 <i>♪ Don't ride no horsie without the saddle ♪</i> 1079 01:13:15,395 --> 01:13:17,105 <i>♪ Whoa, Daddy ♪</i> 1080 01:13:17,189 --> 01:13:19,191 <i>- Come on! - ♪ Put your hands in the middle ♪</i> 1081 01:13:19,274 --> 01:13:21,193 <i>♪ Whip it up and down ♪</i> 1082 01:13:21,276 --> 01:13:24,780 <i>♪ Stick your chest out roll it to the ground ♪</i> 1083 01:13:24,863 --> 01:13:28,951 <i>- Come on! - ♪ Put your hands in the middle whip it up and down ♪</i> 1084 01:13:29,034 --> 01:13:32,287 <i>♪ Stick your chest out roll it to the ground ♪</i> 1085 01:13:32,371 --> 01:13:36,291 <i>♪ Let's get dirty get it, get it, get it ♪</i> 1086 01:13:36,375 --> 01:13:40,170 <i>♪ Let's get dirty get it, get it, get it ♪</i> 1087 01:13:40,254 --> 01:13:44,132 <i>♪ Let's get dirty get it, get it, get it ♪</i> 1088 01:13:44,216 --> 01:13:48,303 <i>- ♪ Let's get dirty get it, get it, get it ♪ - ♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪</i> 1089 01:13:48,387 --> 01:13:50,264 <i>♪ Well, all my girls let's gather round ♪</i> 1090 01:13:50,347 --> 01:13:51,932 <i>♪ Show these fellas how we get down ♪</i> 1091 01:13:52,015 --> 01:13:54,101 <i>♪ It's a lowdown dirty shame ♪</i> 1092 01:13:54,184 --> 01:13:56,103 <i>♪ Why you tryin' to run the game ♪</i> 1093 01:13:56,186 --> 01:13:57,813 <i>♪ Meet me out back if you want to battle ♪</i> 1094 01:13:57,896 --> 01:13:59,690 <i>♪ We could pop that cattle rollin' sleaze ♪</i> 1095 01:13:59,773 --> 01:14:01,650 <i>♪ I know your homeys can't believe ♪</i> 1096 01:14:01,733 --> 01:14:03,819 <i>♪ But back up off me let me breathe ♪</i> 1097 01:14:03,902 --> 01:14:07,656 <i>- Come on! - ♪ Put your hands in the middle whip it up and down ♪</i> 1098 01:14:07,739 --> 01:14:11,285 <i>♪ Stick your chest out roll it to the ground ♪</i> 1099 01:14:11,368 --> 01:14:15,414 <i>- Come on! - ♪ Put your hands in the middle whip it up and down ♪</i> 1100 01:14:15,497 --> 01:14:18,876 <i>♪ Stick your chest out roll it to the ground ♪</i> 1101 01:14:18,959 --> 01:14:22,671 <i>♪ Let's get dirty get it, get it, get it ♪</i> 1102 01:14:22,754 --> 01:14:26,508 <i>♪ Let's get dirty get it, get it, get it ♪</i> 1103 01:14:26,592 --> 01:14:30,512 <i>♪ Let's get dirty get it, get it, get it ♪</i> 1104 01:14:30,596 --> 01:14:34,850 <i>- ♪ Let's get dirty get it, get it, get it ♪ - ♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪</i> 1105 01:14:34,933 --> 01:14:36,685 <i>♪ Pop that thing like a can of beer ♪</i> 1106 01:14:36,768 --> 01:14:38,687 <i>♪ Where my cheerleaders 'cause I'm 'bout to cheer ♪</i> 1107 01:14:38,770 --> 01:14:42,482 <i>♪ Gimme a "D,""D" you got your "D" you got your "D" ♪</i> 1108 01:14:42,566 --> 01:14:44,443 <i>♪ I'm a Popsicle and I'm 'bout to freeze ♪</i> 1109 01:14:44,526 --> 01:14:46,153 <i>♪ Shakin' so fast like a bitter breeze ♪</i> 1110 01:14:46,236 --> 01:14:48,197 <i>♪ Now don't be scared get on your knees ♪</i> 1111 01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:50,407 <i>♪ If you're gettin' real scared just pat your weas ♪</i> 1112 01:14:50,490 --> 01:14:54,077 <i>- Come on! - ♪ Put your hands in the middle whip it up and down ♪</i> 1113 01:14:54,161 --> 01:14:57,706 <i>♪ Stick your chest out roll it to the ground ♪</i> 1114 01:14:57,789 --> 01:15:01,793 <i>- Come on! - ♪ Put your hands in the middle whip it up and down ♪</i> 1115 01:15:01,877 --> 01:15:05,339 <i>♪ Stick your chest out roll it to the ground ♪</i> 1116 01:15:05,422 --> 01:15:09,176 <i>♪ Let's get dirty get it, get it, get it ♪</i> 1117 01:15:09,259 --> 01:15:13,138 <i>♪ Let's get dirty get it, get it, get it ♪</i> 1118 01:15:13,222 --> 01:15:17,059 <i>- Come on! - ♪ Let's get dirty get it, get it, get it ♪</i> 1119 01:15:17,142 --> 01:15:21,480 <i>- ♪ Let's get dirty get it, get it, get it ♪ - ♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪</i> 1120 01:15:28,320 --> 01:15:30,656 <i>♪ He's Willy, he's Willy ♪</i> 1121 01:15:30,739 --> 01:15:32,616 <i>♪ He's really strange and freaky ♪</i> 1122 01:15:32,699 --> 01:15:34,743 <i>♪ He's Willy, he's Willy ♪</i> 1123 01:15:34,826 --> 01:15:36,995 <i>♪ He's motherf... in' creepy ♪</i> 1124 01:15:37,079 --> 01:15:38,622 <i>♪ Hee-hee, ha-ha ho-ho, hee-hee ♪</i> 1125 01:15:38,705 --> 01:15:41,166 <i>♪ Hee-hee, ha-ha ho-ho, hee-hee ♪</i> 1126 01:15:41,250 --> 01:15:42,876 <i>♪ Hee-hee, ha-ha ho-ho, hee-hee ♪</i> 1127 01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:44,795 <i>♪ Haah ♪</i> 1128 01:15:44,878 --> 01:15:47,130 <i>♪ He makes all kind of tasty treats ♪</i> 1129 01:15:47,214 --> 01:15:49,091 <i>♪ Like chocolate-covered pickles ♪</i> 1130 01:15:49,174 --> 01:15:51,051 <i>♪ Yummy, gooey, crunchy bars ♪</i> 1131 01:15:51,134 --> 01:15:53,387 <i>♪ Of smashed-up testicles ♪</i> 1132 01:15:53,470 --> 01:15:55,639 <i>♪ Family jewels, family jewels ♪</i> 1133 01:16:11,905 --> 01:16:13,490 <i>♪ He's Willy, he's Willy ♪</i> 1134 01:16:13,574 --> 01:16:15,409 <i>♪ He makes candy out of orphans ♪</i> 1135 01:16:15,492 --> 01:16:17,661 <i>♪ He's Willy, he's Willy ♪</i> 1136 01:16:17,744 --> 01:16:19,788 <i>♪ He'll sugarcoat your organs ♪</i> 1137 01:16:19,872 --> 01:16:21,999 <i>♪ Ooshy-ooshy, ya-ya icky-icky, yucky-yucky ♪</i> 1138 01:16:22,082 --> 01:16:24,084 <i>♪ Ooshy-ooshy, ya-ya icky-icky, yucky-yucky ♪</i> 1139 01:16:24,168 --> 01:16:25,919 <i>♪ Ooshy-ooshy, ya-ya icky-icky, yucky-yucky ♪</i> 1140 01:16:26,003 --> 01:16:28,380 <i>♪ Aah ♪</i> 1141 01:16:28,463 --> 01:16:30,883 (WHISTLING) 1142 01:16:36,221 --> 01:16:38,015 <i>♪ He sends his sticky caramel corn ♪</i> 1143 01:16:38,098 --> 01:16:40,267 <i>♪ To all his MySpace friends ♪</i> 1144 01:16:40,350 --> 01:16:42,227 <i>♪ Your pearly whites will surely make ♪</i> 1145 01:16:42,311 --> 01:16:44,313 <i>♪ A souvenir for them ♪</i> 1146 01:16:44,396 --> 01:16:47,065 <i>♪ Souvenir for them ♪</i> 1147 01:16:54,406 --> 01:16:56,408 <i>♪ The golden ticket lured you here ♪</i> 1148 01:16:56,491 --> 01:16:58,452 <i>♪ And now you are defenseless ♪</i> 1149 01:16:58,535 --> 01:17:00,829 <i>♪ Before you can say</i> Delta Force ♪ 1150 01:17:00,913 --> 01:17:04,750 <i>♪ Willy kicks you like Chuck Norris Norris, Norris, Norris ♪</i> 1151 01:17:10,923 --> 01:17:12,508 <i>♪ Willy owns your ass ♪</i> 1152 01:17:14,801 --> 01:17:17,638 <i>♪ I see a club full of girls and I came to get my groove on ♪</i> 1153 01:17:17,721 --> 01:17:19,598 <i>♪ If you ain't feel the shake chick, move on ♪</i> 1154 01:17:19,681 --> 01:17:21,934 <i>♪ I'm a bug in the club with two tones ♪</i> 1155 01:17:22,017 --> 01:17:23,894 <i>♪ If the fool get it wrong it's on between us ♪</i> 1156 01:17:23,977 --> 01:17:26,146 <i>♪ I'm gonna see you make it roll like a 24 ♪</i> 1157 01:17:26,230 --> 01:17:28,398 <i>♪ Shake it fast with the shovel drop that ass to the floor ♪</i> 1158 01:17:28,482 --> 01:17:30,567 <i>♪ Pick it up and drop it to the floor again ♪</i> 1159 01:17:30,651 --> 01:17:32,569 <i>♪ Let me see you make it bounce like Iverson ♪</i> 1160 01:17:32,653 --> 01:17:34,863 <i>♪ All them other girls hate 'cause they can't compare ♪</i> 1161 01:17:34,947 --> 01:17:36,949 <i>♪ The way you move make a player wanna stop and stare ♪</i> 1162 01:17:37,032 --> 01:17:39,117 <i>♪ Let me hit it from the back and pull your hair ♪</i> 1163 01:17:39,201 --> 01:17:41,286 <i>♪ Make it bang like the drums and the bass, and shout ♪</i> 1164 01:17:41,370 --> 01:17:43,372 <i>♪ Just bounce that azz and keep twerkin' ♪</i> 1165 01:17:43,455 --> 01:17:45,415 <i>♪ Bounce that azz and keep twerkin' ♪</i> 1166 01:17:45,499 --> 01:17:48,085 <i>♪ Let me see you just bounce that azz and keep twerkin' ♪</i> 1167 01:17:48,168 --> 01:17:50,128 <i>♪ Bounce that azz and keep twerkin' ♪</i> 1168 01:17:50,212 --> 01:17:52,256 <i>♪ Let me see you just bounce that azz and keep twerkin' ♪</i> 1169 01:17:52,339 --> 01:17:54,216 <i>♪ Let me see you bounce that azz and keep workin' ♪</i> 1170 01:17:54,299 --> 01:17:56,176 <i>♪ Let me see you bounce that azz and don't hurt me ♪</i> 1171 01:17:56,260 --> 01:17:58,512 <i>♪ Let me see you shake it in my face with no mercy ♪</i> 1172 01:17:58,595 --> 01:18:01,181 <i>♪ Hey, I'm just a homey in the club tryin' to holler, shorty ♪</i> 1173 01:18:01,265 --> 01:18:03,350 <i>♪ And if you let me then I will get it back to, shorty ♪</i> 1174 01:18:03,433 --> 01:18:05,519 <i>♪ You're bound to find us in the club on the sea, shorty ♪</i> 1175 01:18:05,602 --> 01:18:07,646 <i>♪ Let the country boy work it from the back, shorty</i> ♪ 1176 01:18:07,729 --> 01:18:10,232 <i>♪ Bend over get you touchin' your toes ♪</i> 1177 01:18:10,315 --> 01:18:12,442 <i>♪ You tighten your booty while I spank it till you're droppin' the floor, shorty ♪</i> 1178 01:18:12,526 --> 01:18:14,403 <i>♪ I'm on a mission to wishin' to see you bounce it in the club ♪</i> 1179 01:18:14,486 --> 01:18:16,154 <i>♪ Got the Girls Gone Wild to see you shake it, shorty ♪</i> 1180 01:18:16,238 --> 01:18:18,240 <i>♪ Bounce that azz and keep twerkin' ♪</i> 1181 01:18:18,323 --> 01:18:20,284 <i>♪ Bounce that azz and keep twerkin' ♪</i> 1182 01:18:20,367 --> 01:18:22,452 <i>♪ Let me see you just bounce that azz and keep twerkin' ♪</i> 1183 01:18:22,536 --> 01:18:24,913 <i>♪ Bounce that azz and keep twerkin' ♪</i> 1184 01:18:24,997 --> 01:18:26,707 <i>♪ Put your hands on the wall and make you funky ♪</i> 1185 01:18:26,790 --> 01:18:28,917 <i>♪ Make the girls in the club act a donkey ♪</i> 1186 01:18:29,001 --> 01:18:31,044 <i>♪ I'm a thug, I don't dance but don't be surprised ♪</i> 1187 01:18:31,128 --> 01:18:33,213 <i>♪ If I smack your ass and put my hands between your thighs ♪</i> 1188 01:18:33,297 --> 01:18:35,382 <i>♪ I wanna take you to the crib and let you get out your live ♪</i> 1189 01:18:35,465 --> 01:18:37,676 <i>♪ I'm a soldier that's slim so I might pay for it ♪</i> 1190 01:18:37,759 --> 01:18:40,012 <i>♪ If I want it, let me have it but don't let it be damaged ♪</i> 1191 01:18:40,095 --> 01:18:42,598 <i>♪ I'm gonna turn into a savage go outside and wait for a buffer nine ♪</i> 1192 01:18:42,681 --> 01:18:45,767 <i>♪ I wanna see you bounce and if you bite it, baby maybe you can smoke a... ♪</i> 1193 01:18:45,851 --> 01:18:48,020 <i>♪ Damn, you lookin' good baby girl, keep workin' ♪</i> 1194 01:18:48,103 --> 01:18:50,230 <i>♪ But if you're lookin' for a dumb man keep searchin' ♪</i> 1195 01:18:50,314 --> 01:18:52,774 <i>♪ Just bounce that azz and keep twerkin' ♪</i> 1196 01:18:52,858 --> 01:18:54,818 <i>♪ Bounce that azz and keep twerkin' ♪</i> 1197 01:18:54,902 --> 01:18:57,196 <i>♪ Let me see you just bounce that azz and keep twerkin' ♪</i> 1198 01:18:57,279 --> 01:18:59,364 <i>♪ Bounce that azz and keep twerkin' ♪</i> 1199 01:18:59,448 --> 01:19:01,533 <i>♪ Just bounce that azz and keep twerkin' ♪</i> 1200 01:19:01,617 --> 01:19:03,577 <i>♪ Bounce that azz and keep twerkin' ♪</i> 1201 01:19:03,660 --> 01:19:05,829 <i>♪ Let me see you just bounce that azz and keep twerkin' ♪</i> 1202 01:19:05,913 --> 01:19:07,915 <i>♪ Bounce that azz and keep twerkin' ♪</i> 1203 01:19:10,918 --> 01:19:12,711 What are you in here for, Mel? 1204 01:19:16,840 --> 01:19:18,717 Ya know... 1205 01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:21,136 Glug, glug, vroom, vroom. 1206 01:19:21,220 --> 01:19:23,514 (IMITATES SIREN) 1207 01:19:23,597 --> 01:19:25,516 (SNORTS) 1208 01:19:26,934 --> 01:19:28,977 Listen, sugar tits. 1209 01:19:29,061 --> 01:19:33,315 F.Y.I... I like to sleep in the buff. 1210 01:19:35,067 --> 01:19:36,944 (GROANING) 1211 01:19:39,196 --> 01:19:41,073 (THUDS)