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1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:42,458 Lanet olsun. 4 00:00:45,458 --> 00:00:48,333 NETFLIX SUNAR 5 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:12,375 HA SİKTİR 6 00:03:05,708 --> 00:03:06,791 Manyak bir olay! 7 00:03:06,875 --> 00:03:08,541 Bira ve diyet Sparkle var. 8 00:03:08,625 --> 00:03:11,791 Bende elma şarabı ve bir paket Crossbone Crunch var. 9 00:03:11,875 --> 00:03:12,791 Parti verelim. 10 00:03:12,875 --> 00:03:15,791 Senin için çok sevindim Kate. 11 00:03:15,875 --> 00:03:18,250 Dibiasky Kuyrukluyıldızı'na içiyoruz. 12 00:03:18,333 --> 00:03:19,416 -Şerefe! -Tamam. 13 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:22,916 Bulduğun yeri düşünürsek büyük ihtimalle 14 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,833 Oort bulutu kuyrukluyıldızı. 15 00:03:24,916 --> 00:03:27,083 Güneş'e en son bu kadar yaklaşması 16 00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:29,375 insan medeniyetinden önceydi. 17 00:03:29,458 --> 00:03:31,541 Şu eğriye bak hele. Hey yavrum hey. 18 00:03:31,625 --> 00:03:35,083 Kuyrukluyıldızın hızını nasıl tespit ederiz Profesör Mindy? 19 00:03:35,166 --> 00:03:36,625 Güzel soru. 20 00:03:37,208 --> 00:03:40,166 Yörünge dinamikleriyle yüksek lisansta uğraştım. 21 00:03:40,791 --> 00:03:42,000 Soru şu, acaba… 22 00:03:42,916 --> 00:03:45,416 …Carl Sagan ne yapardı? 23 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:48,875 Temel ilkeye dönerdi. 24 00:03:49,541 --> 00:03:52,875 Toposantrik vektör rho olsun. 25 00:03:54,541 --> 00:03:56,500 Kate, ilk koordinatlar neydi? 26 00:03:57,083 --> 00:03:58,000 21. 27 00:03:59,666 --> 00:04:00,875 24. 28 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:02,500 13. 29 00:04:02,583 --> 00:04:04,250 Eğlenceli, değil mi? 30 00:04:04,333 --> 00:04:07,458 -67. -Vay canına. Şimdi heyecanlandım işte. 31 00:04:07,541 --> 00:04:08,791 -Dr. Mindy. -Tamam. 32 00:04:08,875 --> 00:04:10,583 Kaç tur kalibre etmek lazım? 33 00:04:10,666 --> 00:04:13,458 Yaklaşım koordinatı 85. 34 00:04:14,125 --> 00:04:17,958 Kuyrukluyıldızın yörüngesini tespit ettik, şimdi efemerise bakıp 35 00:04:18,041 --> 00:04:22,875 kuyrukluyıldızla Dünya arasındaki mesafeyi hesaplayabiliriz. 36 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:28,083 Niye efemeris süresi sürekli azalıyor? 37 00:04:42,708 --> 00:04:43,833 Profesör Mindy? 38 00:04:49,416 --> 00:04:50,625 Profesör Mindy? 39 00:04:56,250 --> 00:04:58,041 Şey… Çocuklar… 40 00:04:58,875 --> 00:05:00,458 Bugünlük bu kadar yeter. 41 00:05:02,833 --> 00:05:04,833 Peki ya göreli konum? 42 00:05:05,416 --> 00:05:08,500 Çözecek hâlim kalmadı. Bu gece unutun. Üzgünüm. 43 00:05:09,291 --> 00:05:11,666 -Biz kaçalım. Canım çıktı. -Benim de. 44 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:15,291 -Kate, inanılmaz bir şey bu. -Tebrikler. 45 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:16,958 Kate. 46 00:05:18,708 --> 00:05:19,666 Sen kal. 47 00:05:21,875 --> 00:05:26,791 "DEDEM GİBİ UYKUMDA HUZUR İÇİNDE ÖLMEK İSTİYORUM, 48 00:05:26,875 --> 00:05:30,000 YOLCULARI GİBİ ÇIĞLIK ÇIĞLIĞA DEĞİL." -JACK HANDEY 49 00:05:30,083 --> 00:05:33,916 Dr. Calder, Michigan State profesörü ve öğrencileri… 50 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,375 Ben Dr. Calder. Ekibimle toplantıdaydım, 51 00:05:36,458 --> 00:05:39,291 bütçemizin sekiz milyar dolar azaldığını açıklıyordum. 52 00:05:39,375 --> 00:05:42,208 Çok özür dilerim Dr. Calder 53 00:05:42,291 --> 00:05:45,125 ama yeni keşfettiğimiz bir kuyrukluyıldızın 54 00:05:45,208 --> 00:05:47,166 yörünge verileri çok tuhaf. 55 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:48,958 Gelen kutunuzdadır. 56 00:05:49,041 --> 00:05:50,333 -Bu mu? -Evet, bu. 57 00:05:50,416 --> 00:05:51,875 Evet. 58 00:05:51,958 --> 00:05:55,041 Dr. Oglethorpe'la görüşelim. Hatta kalın. 59 00:05:55,875 --> 00:05:57,250 Beklemeye alındım. 60 00:05:57,333 --> 00:06:00,500 Dr. Oglethorpe diye birini arıyor. Kim o? 61 00:06:01,333 --> 00:06:04,083 Tanrım. Hoparlöre alıyorum. 62 00:06:06,041 --> 00:06:07,166 "Dr. Oglethorpe, 63 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:10,666 Gezegen Savunma Koordinasyon Bürosu'nun başı." 64 00:06:10,750 --> 00:06:12,708 -Öyle bir yer mi varmış? -Bilmem. 65 00:06:12,791 --> 00:06:16,000 GEZEGEN SAVUNMA KOORDİNASYON BÜROSU GERÇEKTEN VAR. 66 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:20,875 BU DA LOGOSU 67 00:06:20,958 --> 00:06:22,333 Ben Dr. Oglethorpe. 68 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:25,375 Ben Jocelyn Calder, Kennedy Uzay Merkezi'nden. 69 00:06:25,458 --> 00:06:26,458 Selam Jocelyn. 70 00:06:27,083 --> 00:06:31,500 Subaru teleskobuyla bir DYC tespit ettik. 71 00:06:31,583 --> 00:06:35,458 Peki. Niye Küçük Gezegen Araştırmaları'nı aramadın? 72 00:06:35,541 --> 00:06:38,291 Michigan State'ten bir profesör ve öğrencileri 73 00:06:38,375 --> 00:06:40,250 büyük bir cisim tespit etmiş. 74 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:41,833 Öyle mi? Ne kadar büyük? 75 00:06:41,916 --> 00:06:43,291 Büyüklüğü ne bunun? 76 00:06:43,375 --> 00:06:45,666 Ölçümlere göre çapı beş ila on kilometre. 77 00:06:45,750 --> 00:06:47,250 Beş ila on kilometre çapında. 78 00:06:48,750 --> 00:06:49,750 Epey büyükmüş. 79 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:55,291 İlk gözlemi yapan bu profesör müydü? 80 00:06:55,375 --> 00:06:57,625 Merhaba, evet. Dr. Mindy ben. 81 00:06:57,708 --> 00:07:01,125 Hayır, gök cismini bulan doktora öğrencisi Kate Dibiasky. 82 00:07:01,208 --> 00:07:02,916 Ben hesaplamaları yaptım. 83 00:07:04,875 --> 00:07:07,250 Ölü galaksilerin gaz izlerini incelerim. 84 00:07:07,333 --> 00:07:10,791 Bir süredir yayınım yok, o yüzden adımı duymamışsınızdır. 85 00:07:10,875 --> 00:07:14,208 Neyse, konumuza dönelim, pardon. Soru neydi? 86 00:07:14,291 --> 00:07:17,375 En güncel hesaplamalara göre tahminî güzergâh ne? 87 00:07:17,458 --> 00:07:18,333 Kate? 88 00:07:22,958 --> 00:07:27,041 Sabahtan beri defalarca hesapladım. Sonuç hep aynı. 89 00:07:27,791 --> 00:07:30,791 Altı ay 14 gün sonra Dünya'ya çarpacak. 90 00:07:31,875 --> 00:07:33,000 Benim hesap da bu. 91 00:07:33,083 --> 00:07:35,333 Matthew, sendeki hesaplar ne diyor? 92 00:07:36,333 --> 00:07:40,500 Scout programı altı ay 14 gün diyor. 93 00:07:40,583 --> 00:07:42,791 Altı ay 14 gün olarak hesaplıyoruz. 94 00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:48,916 Çapı da yaklaşık beş ila on kilometre diyorsunuz. 95 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,125 Yani… 96 00:07:52,208 --> 00:07:53,625 Bunun anlamı yeryüzünden 97 00:07:54,625 --> 00:07:56,083 silinmemiz demek, değil mi? 98 00:07:57,208 --> 00:07:59,375 Hemen abartmayalım lütfen. 99 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:02,416 Tamam. 100 00:08:03,166 --> 00:08:07,333 İlk iş olarak araştırmacıları başkente alalım. 101 00:08:07,416 --> 00:08:08,833 Herkes sakin olsun. 102 00:08:08,916 --> 00:08:12,750 Kuyrukluyıldızı ilk görenle araştırmanın sorumlusu bana lazım. 103 00:08:12,833 --> 00:08:13,833 Ne? 104 00:08:16,916 --> 00:08:21,208 Bu verileri acilen Cambridge, Caltech ve IAU ile paylaşalım. 105 00:08:21,291 --> 00:08:23,291 Bir saniye. Bu, gizli bilgi. 106 00:08:23,375 --> 00:08:24,875 Ne oluyor? 107 00:08:24,958 --> 00:08:26,666 Ben Başkan'ın emrindeyim. 108 00:08:26,750 --> 00:08:27,791 Gerçek mi bunlar? 109 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:30,666 Öğrenciyle ölü galaksi profesörünü Hickam Üssü'ne alalım. 110 00:08:30,750 --> 00:08:33,291 Washington ha? Baksana Kate. 111 00:08:33,375 --> 00:08:35,291 Bu gerçek olamaz, değil mi? 112 00:08:35,375 --> 00:08:38,541 Kate, bu gerçek değil de. Bunlar… 113 00:08:38,625 --> 00:08:41,125 Alternatif gerçeklik falan de lütfen. 114 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:42,041 Bir şey de. 115 00:08:42,125 --> 00:08:43,750 Ben ot içeceğim. 116 00:08:43,833 --> 00:08:48,125 Sizi bir an önce başkente ulaştırmam söylendi, tek uçağım bu. 117 00:08:48,208 --> 00:08:50,375 Bu arada adım Dr. Mindy. Bu da… 118 00:08:50,458 --> 00:08:52,208 -Merhaba! -Uçağa binin! 119 00:08:54,833 --> 00:08:57,791 -Nereye oturacağız Kate? -Zerre fikrim yok. 120 00:08:57,875 --> 00:08:59,625 Bu uçağın koltukları nerede? 121 00:09:06,708 --> 00:09:10,625 Bu ne ya, gerçek mi bu? Yoksa şaka falan mı? 122 00:09:10,708 --> 00:09:11,833 Sıçayım böyle işe. 123 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:21,000 Gerçek olamaz. Hayır. 124 00:10:09,125 --> 00:10:11,125 -Brendon'ı mı diyorsun? -Evet. 125 00:10:11,208 --> 00:10:14,583 Hayır. Göze batıyor. Her şey politik Teddy. Bilirsin. 126 00:10:15,625 --> 00:10:18,250 -Randall ve Kate olmalısınız. -Evet, merhaba. 127 00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:20,583 Ben Dr. Oglethorpe ama Teddy deyin. 128 00:10:20,666 --> 00:10:22,166 Pardon. Doğru mu duydum… 129 00:10:22,250 --> 00:10:23,833 -"Teddy" mi? -Teddy. 130 00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:25,333 -Teddy. -Evet. 131 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:28,083 Kendisi oyuncak ayı değil ya, lakabı Teddy. 132 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,416 General Themes. Pentagon adına buradayım, 133 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,375 artık burada mevzu ne olacaksa. 134 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:37,875 Başkan geç kalmasıyla meşhurdur, siz de uzun yoldan geldiniz ve… 135 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:43,541 Michigan State Spartans. 136 00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:52,583 -Orası Oval Ofis mi? -Evet, Oval Ofis. 137 00:10:53,458 --> 00:10:55,541 Fotoğraflarda göründüğünden ufaktır. 138 00:10:55,625 --> 00:10:58,875 Başkan yakında gelir. Konudan haberi var. 139 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:00,458 Doğru mu Scott? 140 00:11:02,041 --> 00:11:03,166 Doğru. 141 00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:07,583 Birazdan ABD Başkanı'na yaklaşık altı ay içinde tüm insanların 142 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:12,166 ve yaşam türlerinin yok olacağını mı söyleyeceğiz? 143 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:16,291 Evet. Tam olarak bunu yapmak üzereyiz. Aynen. 144 00:11:21,916 --> 00:11:23,916 Hay aksi. 145 00:12:13,541 --> 00:12:15,416 Evet, kolluk kuvvetleri dedim. 146 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:18,708 Ama… Bana adamın sicili temiz dedin. 147 00:12:20,916 --> 00:12:23,666 -Sayın Başkan. Ben Dr. Oglethorpe. -Yol açın. 148 00:12:23,750 --> 00:12:26,000 Hayatının son 40 yılında sicili temiz. 149 00:12:26,083 --> 00:12:30,208 Sayın Başkan, ben Dr. Oglethorpe. Sanırım Jocelyn size bilgi verdi… 150 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:33,000 -Jason, baksana. -N'aber? 151 00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:36,875 -Ama bu ne şimdi? İş ciddi. -Biliyorum ama beş dakika lazım. 152 00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:40,625 Anayasa Mahkemesi adayımızla ilgili sorun yaşıyoruz. Sağ ol. 153 00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:57,541 Mutlu yıllar sana 154 00:12:57,625 --> 00:13:01,958 Mutlu yıllar sana 155 00:13:02,041 --> 00:13:06,541 Mutlu yıllar Patty… 156 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:11,750 Sadece mesajlarını not et. Sonra böyle şeyler oluyor, 157 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,500 ne oluyor anlamıyorum. 158 00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:17,541 Daha kaç defa söylemem gerekiyor… 159 00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:21,500 Adaylarının yeterince kalifiye olmadığı konuşuluyor 160 00:13:22,791 --> 00:13:25,875 ama bizim olayla ilgili hiçbir yazı yok. 161 00:13:25,958 --> 00:13:28,291 Sosyal medyanın gündemi 162 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:32,250 şarkıcı Riley Bina ile DJ Chello'nun ayrılığı. 163 00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:35,166 Yazık ya. 164 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,291 Tatlı tiplere benziyorlar. 165 00:13:38,041 --> 00:13:39,541 İkisini de tanımıyorum. 166 00:13:41,708 --> 00:13:42,583 Tabii… 167 00:13:42,666 --> 00:13:44,375 -Yazık tabii. -Evet. 168 00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:46,500 -Sen tanıyor musun Kate? -Evet. 169 00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:48,875 Ama şu anda hiç iplemiyorum. 170 00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:54,625 Bunlar için servet istiyorlar. Kişi başı 10 dolar yeter. 171 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:56,625 -Su da al. -Sağ ol. 172 00:13:56,708 --> 00:13:58,083 Kate'inkini ben öderim. 173 00:13:58,166 --> 00:13:59,250 -Harika. -Sağ ol. 174 00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:00,416 Al, 20'lik. 175 00:14:02,416 --> 00:14:03,333 Buyur. 176 00:14:03,416 --> 00:14:05,333 -Bozuğun var mı? -Yok. 177 00:14:08,375 --> 00:14:11,208 -Nöbetteki deniz piyadesine sorayım. -Boş ver. 178 00:14:13,291 --> 00:14:14,625 Xanax bu. 179 00:14:14,708 --> 00:14:16,708 Çeyrek alıyorum. Yoksa fena… 180 00:14:17,833 --> 00:14:19,958 -Kate! -Sağ ol. 181 00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:23,083 O kadar içmen sakıncalı olabilir. 182 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,958 Üzgünüm. Yarın 14.00'e kadar Okinawa'da olmalıyım. 183 00:14:47,041 --> 00:14:49,375 -Ne? -Ne? Ciddi misin? 184 00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:52,125 -Ama bu çok önemli. -Halkı bastırmam lazım. 185 00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:53,666 Kızına selam söyle. 186 00:14:54,416 --> 00:14:58,333 Odada bizimle olması gerekmiyor muydu? Bu nasıl iş böyle, hiç… 187 00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:06,833 Nereye ödüyoruz? 188 00:15:06,916 --> 00:15:07,958 Ücretsiz. 189 00:15:10,666 --> 00:15:11,791 Sahiden mi? 190 00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:13,375 Evet, burası Beyaz Saray. 191 00:15:19,708 --> 00:15:21,916 Çerezler ücretsizmiş. 192 00:15:22,708 --> 00:15:23,583 Ne? 193 00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:25,291 Generale bak. 194 00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:28,166 Bunlar ücretsiz olduğu hâlde bizden para aldı. 195 00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:29,416 Enteresan. 196 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,541 Neden böyle bir şey yaptı ki? 197 00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:35,291 Arkadaşlar, toplantı bu akşam olacak gibi görünmüyor. 198 00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:37,250 Kusura bakmayın. 199 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:39,291 Sizi bir otelde misafir edeceğiz. 200 00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:41,541 Başkan gelme sebebimizi biliyor mu? 201 00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:43,916 Şaka mı lan bu? 202 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,875 -Herhâlde bilmiyorlar. -Biliyorlar. Ama duydun işte. 203 00:15:47,958 --> 00:15:50,291 -Buraya gelmek için… -Yarın hazır olun. 204 00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:51,708 …ne kadar uzun yoldan… 205 00:15:55,666 --> 00:15:57,708 Bizi yedi saat beklettikten sonra 206 00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,750 içeri bile almadılar. İnanamadım. 207 00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:03,541 Çok normal. Kate, bugün haberleri hiç izledin mi? 208 00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:06,958 Hayır, bizim "proje" ile meşguldüm. 209 00:16:07,041 --> 00:16:08,500 Hemen televizyonunu aç. 210 00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:11,083 Başkan Orlean tam bir skandalın ortasında. 211 00:16:11,916 --> 00:16:13,458 Hukuk eğitimi olmayan 212 00:16:13,541 --> 00:16:17,458 ve "önce ateş et sonra soru sor" düsturunu benimsemiş Şerif Wade Conlon 213 00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:18,791 tartışmalı adaydı. 214 00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:19,958 OTOPSİ 215 00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:21,125 İzliyor musun? 216 00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:23,250 Üniversitede çıplak modellik yaptığının 217 00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:25,750 -ortaya çıkması üzerine… -Şu an izliyorum. 218 00:16:25,833 --> 00:16:28,250 …Beyaz Saray krizi önlemeye çalışıyor. 219 00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:32,125 Dahası, beş eski öğrenciye ulaştım, 220 00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:37,333 Conlon'ın çizim derslerinde poz verirken tahrik olduğu yönünde 221 00:16:37,958 --> 00:16:39,375 ifade vermeye hazırlar. 222 00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:40,916 Utanılacak bir şey yapmadım. 223 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,916 "Fark edilir ölçüde tahrik olmuş" mu diyeyim 224 00:16:44,666 --> 00:16:46,000 yoksa "sertleşmiş" mi? 225 00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:47,916 Tık tuzağı gibi olmasın yani. 226 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,708 Ciddi bir makale bu. 227 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,291 Kate, biraz yardımcı olur musun lütfen? 228 00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:56,250 Kusura bakma. 229 00:16:57,083 --> 00:17:00,083 -Pek iyi hissetmiyorum da. -Artık konuşabilir miyiz? 230 00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:02,083 Konuşmaktan kaçınıyoruz sanki. 231 00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:05,000 Annemle bir sorunun mu var? Mesele bu mu? 232 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,791 Neler olduğunu anlatamaz mısın? 233 00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:10,458 Prosedür böyle. Lütfen, endişelenme. 234 00:17:11,416 --> 00:17:15,208 Marshall hukuk giriş sınavından 172 aldı, kutlama yapıyoruz. 235 00:17:15,291 --> 00:17:18,666 Aslanım Marshall. Oğlum, seninle gurur duyuyorum. 236 00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:21,083 Sağ ol baba. Özlettin kendini. 237 00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:24,708 Evan nasıl? Yeni ilaçlar işe yaradı mı? 238 00:17:24,791 --> 00:17:26,166 On üstünden dört hissediyorum. 239 00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:28,083 Dört hissediyormuş. 240 00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:30,750 Geçen aya göre gelişme var desene. 241 00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:34,208 Bak, yarın toplantıda sesin gür çıksın. Tamam mı? 242 00:17:34,291 --> 00:17:35,750 -Tamam. -İçine içine konuşma. 243 00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:38,416 Başarıyı sahiplenmen gereken yerde pısıp… 244 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:43,000 "Lezbiyen misin?" diye sordu sadece. "Lezbiyensin" demedi ki. 245 00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:44,916 -Soru sordu. -Bak, ben… 246 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,208 Annenle bir gün öğlen yemeğe çıkayım ama yedi ay sonra. 247 00:17:48,291 --> 00:17:54,625 Yedi mi? Epey spesifik ve uzak bir tarih. Niye… Ya, bu benim annem. 248 00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:02,541 Evet… 249 00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:06,041 Duyduğuma göre tehlikeli olduğunu düşündüğünüz bir asteroit 250 00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:08,125 veya kuyrukluyıldız falan varmış. 251 00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:12,416 Dinliyorum, niye bunu bana anlatıyorsunuz? 252 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,208 20 dakikanız var. 253 00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:16,208 -20 dakika mı? -Top sende hocam. 254 00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:18,375 Hadi. Başla. 255 00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:21,291 Sayın Başkan. 256 00:18:23,791 --> 00:18:27,125 Yaklaşık 36 saat önce 257 00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:34,000 doktora öğrencisi Kate Dibiasky çok büyük bir kuyrukluyıldız keşfetti. 258 00:18:34,916 --> 00:18:36,875 -Evet. -Aferin sana. 259 00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:39,541 Oort bulutundan geldiğini tahmin ettiğimiz 260 00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:44,250 beş ila on kilometre çapında bir kuyrukluyıldız. 261 00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:45,208 Vay be. 262 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,791 Güneş sisteminin en ücra bölgesinden. 263 00:18:48,416 --> 00:18:49,458 Ve… 264 00:18:50,666 --> 00:18:53,416 Ve Gauss'un yörünge saptama metodunu kullanarak 265 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:59,541 ortalama astrometrik 0,04 yay saniye hata payıyla şu soruyu sorduk… 266 00:18:59,625 --> 00:19:01,416 -O ne ya? -Sıkıntıdan patladım. 267 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:03,000 Sadede gelsene. 268 00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:05,291 -Ne? Neyi çıkarayım? -Baklayı çıkar. 269 00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:06,833 Dr. Mindy diyor ki 270 00:19:06,916 --> 00:19:08,416 Dünya'ya yaklaşmakta olan 271 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,750 bir kuyrukluyıldız var, 272 00:19:10,833 --> 00:19:12,958 hesaplara göre bu cisim okyanusa, 273 00:19:13,041 --> 00:19:15,166 Şili'nin 100 km batısına düşecek. 274 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:17,041 Ne olacak? Dev dalga falan mı? 275 00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:20,666 Hayır. Çok daha büyük bir felaket olacak. 276 00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:25,375 Dünya çapında bir buçuk kilometre yüksekliğinde tsunamiler oluşacak. 277 00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:28,791 Cisim dünyaya çarparsa 278 00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:32,458 bir milyar Hiroşima bombası gücünde bir etki yaratacak. 279 00:19:33,541 --> 00:19:36,375 10, 11 büyüklüğünde depremler… 280 00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:39,375 Çok tuhaf nefes alıyorsun. Rahatsız oldum. 281 00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:42,000 Özür dilerim ama bilimsel verileri açıklıyorum. 282 00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:45,208 İyi güzel de çok gerdin be. Şurada dinlerken bile… 283 00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:47,833 Durumun ciddiyetini anlamadınız galiba. 284 00:19:47,916 --> 00:19:49,875 Elimden geldiğince net şekilde… 285 00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:54,791 Sayın Başkan, bu tür kuyrukluyıldızlara gezegen öldüren deriz. 286 00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:56,333 Bu doğru. 287 00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:02,458 Bu ne kadar kesin? 288 00:20:02,541 --> 00:20:05,541 Çarpma ihtimali %100. 289 00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:07,666 Lütfen %100 deme. 290 00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:10,416 Olası bir tehlike desek? 291 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:11,375 -Evet. -Evet. 292 00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:14,666 Ama bu sadece bir olasılık değil ki. 293 00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:15,916 Kesinlikle olacak. 294 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:20,083 Aynen. Tam olarak %99,78. 295 00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:22,291 Harika. Bak işte, %100 değilmiş. 296 00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:25,250 Bilim insanları asla %100 demek istemez. 297 00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:27,791 %70 diyelim olsun bitsin. 298 00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:29,541 Ama %70'ten çok daha yüksek. 299 00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:31,958 Halkın önüne çıkıp 300 00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:34,750 %100 ölecekleri söylenilmez. 301 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:37,791 Anlatabildim mi? Delilik bu. 302 00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:40,375 Bizim bilimciler de baksın. 303 00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:44,250 Alınmayın ama daha iki dakika önce içeri girdiniz, şeyin yanında… 304 00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:45,541 Dr. Oglethorpe. 305 00:20:45,625 --> 00:20:47,166 Dr. Ov… Ogilvy. Evet. 306 00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:50,791 15 yıldır NASA'nın gezegen savunma birimindeyim. 307 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:55,333 Dr. Mindy Michigan State'te kadrolu profesör, 308 00:20:55,416 --> 00:20:58,458 Bayan Dibiasky de doktora öğrencisi. 309 00:20:58,541 --> 00:20:59,416 -İyi. -Pardon. 310 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,083 "Michigan State" mi dedin? 311 00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:03,750 Evet. Harika bir astronomi bölümleri var. 312 00:21:03,833 --> 00:21:05,250 -Evet. -Yapma be kanka. 313 00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:07,625 Şaka mı bu? Sınav puanımı mı göstereyim? 314 00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:09,708 Sadede gelelim. 315 00:21:09,791 --> 00:21:11,625 Bana neye patlayacak? 316 00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:13,875 Ne istiyorsunuz benden? 317 00:21:13,958 --> 00:21:17,041 Hükûmetin uygulamaya hazır planları var. 318 00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:19,541 NASA üzerinden harekete geçebiliriz. 319 00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:22,583 Dronlara atom bombası yüklenerek 320 00:21:22,666 --> 00:21:27,083 kuyrukluyıldızın yörüngesi bir umut değiştirilebilir. 321 00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:28,916 Hemen harekete geçmeliyiz. 322 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,583 Tamam. Anladım. 323 00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:32,750 Kongre seçimi ne zaman? 324 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,000 -Üç haftaya. -Üç hafta. 325 00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:36,833 Seçimden önce duyulursa Kongre'yi kaybederiz. 326 00:21:36,916 --> 00:21:38,833 Sonra istesek de bir şey yapamayız. 327 00:21:38,916 --> 00:21:39,833 Tıkanır. 328 00:21:39,916 --> 00:21:43,916 Bu işin zamanlaması çok fena. 329 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:51,125 Bence şu anda yapılacak en iyi şey biraz oturup düşünmek. 330 00:21:51,208 --> 00:21:53,833 -Oturup düşünelim. -Başkaları da baksın. 331 00:21:53,916 --> 00:21:55,625 Ivy League hocaları falan. 332 00:21:55,708 --> 00:21:59,041 Biz de NASA'nın planlarını gözden geçiririz. Nasıl? 333 00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:00,291 Çok sevinirim. 334 00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:03,583 Doğru mu anlamışım, 335 00:22:03,666 --> 00:22:07,416 bugün edindiğiniz tüm bilgilerden sonra, 336 00:22:08,041 --> 00:22:12,291 verdiğiniz karar "oturup düşünmek" mi? 337 00:22:12,375 --> 00:22:15,625 -Pardon da bu kim? -Asıl sen kimsin? Oğlu değil misin? 338 00:22:15,708 --> 00:22:18,500 Özel Kalem'im, kendine bak ejderha dövmeli oğlan. 339 00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:19,875 Beni dert etme. 340 00:22:19,958 --> 00:22:22,541 Gidelim buradan, bunlar kafayı yemiş. 341 00:22:22,625 --> 00:22:25,208 Bayan Dibiasky'nin söylemeye çalıştığı şu, 342 00:22:25,291 --> 00:22:30,375 oturup beklemek son derece tehlikeli bir… 343 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:35,583 Şükür. Nihayet iyi bir şey oldu. 344 00:22:36,791 --> 00:22:38,208 Komik bir şey anlatayım. 345 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,541 Başkanlığa adayken 346 00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:43,958 kampanyanın ilk ayı boyunca gizli gizli sigara içtim 347 00:22:44,041 --> 00:22:46,291 çünkü sigaralı fotoğraflarımın tanesi, 348 00:22:46,375 --> 00:22:48,333 100 bin dolara falan gidiyordu. 349 00:22:49,625 --> 00:22:52,500 Bu yüzden paso saklandım ama bir gün gına geldi. 350 00:22:53,166 --> 00:22:56,583 Dedim ki "Yeter be, canım çektiğinde içeceğim." 351 00:23:00,708 --> 00:23:02,083 Bilin bakalım, ne oldu. 352 00:23:02,666 --> 00:23:06,500 -Anketlerde üç puan yükseldim. -Seçmenler samimiyetini sevdi. 353 00:23:06,583 --> 00:23:08,458 Afetlerin tüttürmesine bayılıyorlar. 354 00:23:08,541 --> 00:23:11,583 Playboy'da görmek istediğim başka bir başkan yok. 355 00:23:11,666 --> 00:23:15,083 Yıllardır kaç kez "dünyanın sonu geliyor" toplantısı yaptık, 356 00:23:15,166 --> 00:23:16,708 biliyor musunuz? 357 00:23:16,791 --> 00:23:20,833 Ekonomik kriz, başıboş atom bombaları, atmosferi mahveden egzoz. 358 00:23:20,916 --> 00:23:23,666 -Yapay zekâ isyanı. -Kuraklık, kıtlık, veba… 359 00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:24,958 Her şey. 360 00:23:25,041 --> 00:23:28,833 Uzaylı istilası, nüfus patlaması, ozonun delinmesi… 361 00:23:28,916 --> 00:23:29,916 Jason, yeter. 362 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,166 -Bir kerecik anlayışlı ol. -Pardon anne. 363 00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:35,000 Kısacası, yapmam gereken bir iş var. 364 00:23:35,083 --> 00:23:37,833 Bu, dünyanın sonunu getirecek bir olay. 365 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:43,250 Çok büyük bir gök cismi öyle bir hızda gezegenimize geliyor ki… 366 00:23:43,333 --> 00:23:45,333 Dr. Mindy, anlıyorum. 367 00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:47,625 Sizi anlıyorum. 368 00:23:48,791 --> 00:23:51,250 -Kendinizle gurur duymalısınız. -Sağ olun. 369 00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:54,666 Söylediklerinizi çok ciddiye alıyorum. 370 00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:57,875 Bunu duyduğuma ne kadar sevindiğimi anlatamam. 371 00:23:57,958 --> 00:24:03,000 Gençler, burada konuştuklarımız hâliyle süper gizli, çaktınız mı? 372 00:24:03,083 --> 00:24:04,500 -Evet. -Harika. 373 00:24:04,583 --> 00:24:05,750 Şık giyinmişsin, sağ ol. 374 00:24:14,875 --> 00:24:17,041 Basına mı sızdıracağız? 375 00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:19,583 -Yasa dışı değil mi? -Sızdıracağız tabii. 376 00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:22,375 Fark etmedin galiba, Beyaz Saray bizi iplemedi. 377 00:24:22,458 --> 00:24:24,375 Sevgilim Phillip Herald'dan bir gazetecinin 378 00:24:24,458 --> 00:24:26,458 bizimle konuşabileceğini söyledi. 379 00:24:26,541 --> 00:24:29,250 -Adı Adul Grelio. -Güzel. Ağır toptur. 380 00:24:29,333 --> 00:24:32,541 Ben de çaktırmadan bilimsel çevrelere bilgi veririm. 381 00:24:34,166 --> 00:24:38,416 -Yapabileceğimden emin değilim. -Tek yapacağın bildiklerini anlatmak. 382 00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:39,750 Basit tut. 383 00:24:40,458 --> 00:24:41,583 Matematiğe girme. 384 00:24:42,791 --> 00:24:44,166 Ama hepsi matematik. 385 00:24:56,583 --> 00:24:58,541 Her şey bir bağlantı ile başladı. 386 00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:03,041 Basit bir hareket çok şey yarattı. 387 00:25:03,875 --> 00:25:05,000 Pek çok seçenek. 388 00:25:06,208 --> 00:25:08,541 Bazen çok fazla bile gelir. 389 00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:10,875 Bugüne dek böyleydi. 390 00:25:10,958 --> 00:25:13,083 Karşınızda BASH LiiF. 391 00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:14,000 LiiF OLSUN 392 00:25:14,083 --> 00:25:16,791 Yaşamanın stresi olmadan bir hayat. 393 00:25:18,916 --> 00:25:21,291 Birazdan BASH'in CEO'su sahneye çıkacak, 394 00:25:21,375 --> 00:25:23,708 lütfen doğrudan göz teması kurmayın, 395 00:25:23,791 --> 00:25:27,583 ani hareket yapmayın, öksürmeyin, negatif yüz ifadesi takınmayın. 396 00:25:27,666 --> 00:25:30,916 Şimdi huzurlarınızda Sör Peter Isherwell. 397 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,625 PETER ISHERWELL KURUCU 398 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,791 Seni seviyoruz Peter! 399 00:25:46,333 --> 00:25:48,125 Seni seviyoruz Peter! 400 00:25:48,208 --> 00:25:49,375 Herkese merhaba. 401 00:25:49,458 --> 00:25:51,833 Hayat boyunca yaptığım her şeyin amacı, 402 00:25:52,458 --> 00:25:57,416 şimdi anlıyorum ki beni anlayacak ve sakinleştirecek bir dosta duyduğum 403 00:25:58,083 --> 00:26:00,416 açıklanamaz ihtiyacı karşılamakmış. 404 00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:05,791 Yıllar boyu verdiğim emeğim semeresini BASH LiiF'la aldım. 405 00:26:05,875 --> 00:26:10,375 Yeni BASH 14.3 telefonumuz 406 00:26:10,458 --> 00:26:14,750 sizin tüm his ve arzularınıza tamamen entegredir, 407 00:26:14,833 --> 00:26:17,333 tek kelime dahi etmenize lüzum yok. 408 00:26:17,416 --> 00:26:18,291 Diyelim ki… 409 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,291 -Üzgün… -Korkmuş… 410 00:26:20,375 --> 00:26:21,458 Yalnız hissediyorum. 411 00:26:21,541 --> 00:26:25,750 BASH 14.3 telefonu "LiiF" ayarındaysa 412 00:26:25,833 --> 00:26:28,958 anında tansiyonumdan ve nabzımdan 413 00:26:30,291 --> 00:26:31,541 hislerimi anlar… 414 00:26:31,625 --> 00:26:33,416 Değerlere göre üzgünsün. 415 00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:35,833 Bu seni neşelendirir Peter. 416 00:26:35,916 --> 00:26:40,583 En iyi dostumsun En iyi dostumsun 417 00:26:40,666 --> 00:26:44,458 En iyi dostumsun Beni mutlu ediyorsun dostum 418 00:26:44,541 --> 00:26:46,416 Muhteşem. 419 00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:47,833 Ne video ama. 420 00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:52,083 Ayrıca civardaki bir uzmandan 421 00:26:52,166 --> 00:26:55,375 bir terapi seansı randevusu alır ki 422 00:26:55,458 --> 00:27:00,208 bir daha asla ama asla o üzücü hislere kapılmayalım. 423 00:27:00,291 --> 00:27:03,041 -Bir şey diyebilir miyim Bay Isherwell? -Hayır. 424 00:27:03,125 --> 00:27:07,541 BASH LiiF'ı desteklemek adına resmî bir duyurum var… 425 00:27:08,375 --> 00:27:10,125 Telefonlar sizin değil, verin. 426 00:27:12,916 --> 00:27:14,125 Vedalaşın. 427 00:27:14,208 --> 00:27:16,458 -Hoşça kalın Bay Isherwell. -Hoşça kal Peter. 428 00:27:17,166 --> 00:27:18,458 Seni seviyorum Peter. 429 00:27:18,541 --> 00:27:22,583 Horozun üstündeki köpek yavrusu videosu tüketicilerin ergenlik öncesi 430 00:27:22,666 --> 00:27:25,416 duyusal hafızalarını tetiklemede ideal mi? 431 00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:27,166 Kuş biraz tehditkâr göründü. 432 00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:30,291 O konuda verileri kontrol ederiz. 433 00:27:30,375 --> 00:27:32,958 Bay Isherwell, bunu Paul Debent yollamış. 434 00:27:33,041 --> 00:27:35,791 Meksika'daki gökbilimci bir dostundan almış. 435 00:27:38,166 --> 00:27:39,000 Vay canına. 436 00:27:40,541 --> 00:27:43,000 Bu teyit edildi mi Adul? 437 00:27:43,083 --> 00:27:46,458 Başkentte Dr. Oglethorpe'la görüştüm, her şeyi teyit etti. 438 00:27:46,541 --> 00:27:50,833 Columbia'daki Dr. Franks'e gösterdiğimde adam sandalyesinden düşecekti. 439 00:27:50,916 --> 00:27:54,875 İtiraf edeyim, ilk başta epey kuşkuluydum 440 00:27:54,958 --> 00:27:56,583 ama anlatılanlar tutuyor. 441 00:27:56,666 --> 00:27:59,083 Çünkü hesaplamalar tutuyor. 442 00:27:59,166 --> 00:28:00,166 Tanrım. 443 00:28:00,833 --> 00:28:02,750 Başkan oturmanızı mı söyledi? 444 00:28:02,833 --> 00:28:05,583 -Evet. Doğru. -"Oturup düşünelim." 445 00:28:05,666 --> 00:28:07,708 Muhtemelen seçimleri düşünüyor. 446 00:28:07,791 --> 00:28:09,375 Çabuk hareket etmeliyiz. 447 00:28:09,458 --> 00:28:11,333 Federaller güvenlik ihlali diyecektir, 448 00:28:11,416 --> 00:28:13,375 ikisine ücretsiz bakacak avukat bul. 449 00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:16,458 -Benimkini kullansınlar. -Artık paran yeter. 450 00:28:16,541 --> 00:28:17,750 Avukat mı tutacağız? 451 00:28:17,833 --> 00:28:19,708 -O laf gereksizdi. -Hayır. 452 00:28:19,791 --> 00:28:21,791 Pardon. 453 00:28:21,875 --> 00:28:23,166 Çok yersiz oldu. 454 00:28:23,250 --> 00:28:25,083 Bir sorum var. 455 00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:27,625 İnsanlara, halka gördüklerimizi, 456 00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:31,000 gerçekleri anlatmak nasıl suç teşkil edebilir ki? 457 00:28:31,083 --> 00:28:34,166 Televizyona çıkmadan önce buna medya eğitimi verin. 458 00:28:34,250 --> 00:28:35,875 Biraz geç algılıyor. 459 00:28:35,958 --> 00:28:38,083 O ne? Medya eğitimi ne? 460 00:28:39,041 --> 00:28:41,791 Makale yayımlanmadan önce sabah ilk iş 461 00:28:41,875 --> 00:28:44,500 Günlük Fırt adlı programa katılmamızı istiyorlar. 462 00:28:44,583 --> 00:28:46,416 Günlük Fırt'ı biliyor musunuz? 463 00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:49,000 Çok gözde bir program, herkes çıkmak ister. 464 00:28:49,083 --> 00:28:50,916 Sunucular Brie ve Jack'in uyumu efsane. 465 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,250 Bir kere çağrıldım. 466 00:28:52,333 --> 00:28:55,916 Heyecandan iki gece uyuyamadım ama vakit yetmedi, çıkamadım. 467 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,750 Hatırladıkça kahrolurum. 468 00:28:57,833 --> 00:29:01,583 Tamam ya, o programı biliyorum. Eşim çok sever. 469 00:29:01,666 --> 00:29:04,458 Meselenin ne olduğunu anlatır mısın lütfen? 470 00:29:04,541 --> 00:29:07,916 Conlon'ın resim dersinde sertleşmesi makalemi okumadın. 471 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,791 Şimdi de Adul Grelio bu olayınla ilgileniyor. 472 00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:13,625 Ser veriyorsun sır vermiyorsun. Ne oluyor? 473 00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:16,708 Dinozorları yok eden asteroitten büyük bir kuyrukluyıldız 474 00:29:16,791 --> 00:29:18,083 Dünya'ya çarpacak. 475 00:29:18,166 --> 00:29:20,583 Önlenmezse Dünya'da hayat bitecek. 476 00:29:21,083 --> 00:29:22,625 Bir saniye, ne dediniz? 477 00:29:22,708 --> 00:29:24,000 Bilgisayar oyunu bu. 478 00:29:27,458 --> 00:29:28,791 Ciddi misin? 479 00:29:29,541 --> 00:29:30,541 Evet. 480 00:29:32,791 --> 00:29:34,083 Tanrım. 481 00:29:44,333 --> 00:29:47,041 Tanrım! Nasıl olur ya? 482 00:29:47,125 --> 00:29:49,833 Ben de seni seviyorum. Evet. 483 00:29:50,541 --> 00:29:54,208 Arkadaşlar, yürümeye devam etmeliyiz. Hadi. 484 00:30:30,791 --> 00:30:33,458 -Dr. Mindy ve Bayan Dibiasky olmalısınız. -Evet. 485 00:30:33,541 --> 00:30:35,833 Jack ve Brie gelmenize çok sevindi. 486 00:30:35,916 --> 00:30:37,750 Öyle mi? Bizi tanıyorlar mı? 487 00:30:37,833 --> 00:30:40,166 Beyaz Saray görüştüklerini reddediyor. 488 00:30:40,250 --> 00:30:43,791 Göt anca götlük yapar. 489 00:30:47,041 --> 00:30:48,041 GÜNLÜK FIRT 490 00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:54,625 Merhaba, ben Thalia. 491 00:30:54,708 --> 00:30:57,166 Beni Herald'dan kıyafet seçimi için gönderdiler. 492 00:30:58,958 --> 00:30:59,833 Onu giymem. 493 00:31:01,583 --> 00:31:05,541 Aslında yüz hatlarınız çok harika. 494 00:31:05,625 --> 00:31:08,333 Sakalınızı biraz kısaltayım, biraz da… 495 00:31:08,416 --> 00:31:09,833 Saçınıza bayıldım. 496 00:31:10,625 --> 00:31:11,541 Teşekkürler. 497 00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:15,958 Nasıl yapalım? Ben keşiften bahsedeyim, 498 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:19,166 sen de acil eyleme geçmemiz gerektiğini anlat. 499 00:31:19,250 --> 00:31:21,416 Peki nasıl diyeceğiz? Yani… 500 00:31:22,708 --> 00:31:26,125 -Prova yapsak veya yazsak iyi olmaz mı? -Su ister misiniz? 501 00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:28,458 Su. Evet, su iyi olur. 502 00:31:29,625 --> 00:31:32,416 Şu anda buradasın. 503 00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:37,375 Dal sarkar kartal kalkar, kartal kalkar dal sarkar. 504 00:31:38,125 --> 00:31:40,041 Biraz Xanax alayım. 505 00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:42,708 Bazen alırım, şey olunca… 506 00:31:44,625 --> 00:31:46,625 Kate, bu sefer olmaz. 507 00:31:52,291 --> 00:31:56,333 Nefes alıp gür bir sesle konuşması lazım. 508 00:31:56,416 --> 00:31:57,875 Kotarır. Hiç şüphem yok. 509 00:32:03,208 --> 00:32:04,458 Tanrım. Hadi. 510 00:32:09,041 --> 00:32:12,916 Şu anda buradasın. 511 00:32:17,541 --> 00:32:18,458 Tanrım! 512 00:32:18,541 --> 00:32:20,583 Köpeköldüren içme dedim sana. 513 00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:23,750 -Sadece iki kadeh. -İki buçuk. 514 00:32:23,833 --> 00:32:25,541 -Son 20. -Hep geç kalıyorsun. 515 00:32:25,625 --> 00:32:27,541 Göz hizamıza dikkat edelim, 516 00:32:27,625 --> 00:32:30,250 Jack ve Brie'ye bakmayalım, tamam mı? 517 00:32:30,333 --> 00:32:31,708 Jenerik aksın. 518 00:32:52,041 --> 00:32:54,708 -Kızlar nasıl? -Güzel. Ve yayındayız. 519 00:32:54,791 --> 00:32:58,083 Brie, sana ilginç bir haberim var. Dinle bak. 520 00:32:58,166 --> 00:33:00,125 Başkan'ın Anayasa Mahkemesi adayı 521 00:33:00,208 --> 00:33:06,208 Şerif Conlon'ın 90'ların başında Saten Geceler adlı erotik bir filmde 522 00:33:06,291 --> 00:33:07,791 -rol aldığı… -Rezalet. 523 00:33:07,875 --> 00:33:10,833 …gün yüzüne çıktı. 524 00:33:10,916 --> 00:33:13,750 -Hikâye giderek çetrefilleşiyor. -İnanılmaz. 525 00:33:13,833 --> 00:33:15,125 Şu Riley Bina mı? 526 00:33:15,208 --> 00:33:17,083 -Evet, bu… -Sahiden mi? 527 00:33:19,375 --> 00:33:22,208 Gerçekte çok daha ufak tefekmiş, değil mi? 528 00:33:22,791 --> 00:33:23,958 Ver coşkuyu kovboy. 529 00:33:26,291 --> 00:33:27,333 Güzel. 530 00:33:27,416 --> 00:33:30,083 Selam millet. Adım Sean, ekiptenim. 531 00:33:30,166 --> 00:33:33,875 Jack ve Brie mahkeme adayı ile ilgili haberi yaptıktan sonra 532 00:33:33,958 --> 00:33:37,208 -Riley Bina'yı alacağız… -Single'ımı konuşacağız, değil mi? 533 00:33:37,291 --> 00:33:40,291 Gelirin bir kısmı denizineği barınaklarına gidecek. 534 00:33:40,375 --> 00:33:42,375 Evet ama önce ayrılığı konuşacaksınız. 535 00:33:42,458 --> 00:33:45,333 Sonra Dr. Mindy ve Bayan Dibiasky, sizi alacağız, 536 00:33:45,416 --> 00:33:47,666 keşfettiğiniz gezegeni anlatacaksınız. 537 00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:49,458 Kuyrukluyıldız keşfettik. 538 00:33:49,541 --> 00:33:51,625 Ne anlatacağımızı biliyorlar, değil mi? 539 00:33:51,708 --> 00:33:54,458 Elbette. Jack ve Brie bilim köşesi yapmaya bayılır. 540 00:33:54,541 --> 00:33:56,375 Yeter ki eğlenceli olun. 541 00:33:56,458 --> 00:33:58,375 Jack ve Brie eğlenceyi sever. 542 00:33:58,958 --> 00:34:00,500 Hiç umut yok. 543 00:34:00,583 --> 00:34:03,708 Kuyrukluyıldız mı keşfettiniz? Manyaksınız. 544 00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:05,916 Sırtımda kayan yıldız dövmesi var. 545 00:34:06,875 --> 00:34:08,125 Süper. 546 00:34:13,375 --> 00:34:17,666 Biz de ayrıldığını duyduk. Şey diyecektim… 547 00:34:18,708 --> 00:34:20,333 Çok üzüldük, değil mi? 548 00:34:20,416 --> 00:34:23,333 Gerçekten üzgünüz. Çok iyi bir insana benziyorsun. 549 00:34:24,208 --> 00:34:26,583 Kendi işine baksana kart zampara! 550 00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:30,625 Peki. 551 00:34:33,125 --> 00:34:35,333 Yalan yok, dostlarım 552 00:34:35,416 --> 00:34:38,750 ve Vın Vın Ordum inanılmaz destek oldu. 553 00:34:38,833 --> 00:34:42,500 Ne desem az. Ama yalan olmasın, çok zor bir süreçti. 554 00:34:42,583 --> 00:34:45,291 -Hepimize ilham oluyorsun. İnanılmaz. -Herkese. 555 00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:47,250 Acını sahiplenmen müthiş. 556 00:34:47,333 --> 00:34:51,041 Jack, bir şey diyeyim mi, bence burada 557 00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:54,500 yarım kalmış bir diyalog var. 558 00:34:54,583 --> 00:34:58,750 Eski sevgilin DJ Chello'ya iletmek istediğin bir mesaj var mı? 559 00:34:59,666 --> 00:35:00,500 Şey… 560 00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:02,625 Bir şey diyeceksen… 561 00:35:02,708 --> 00:35:04,416 -Evet. -Doğrudan kameraya bak. 562 00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:07,666 Söyle. Kamera oymuş varsay. Aklındakileri aynen aktar. 563 00:35:07,750 --> 00:35:08,791 Tamam. 564 00:35:11,583 --> 00:35:12,666 Chell. 565 00:35:14,208 --> 00:35:19,250 Seni hâlâ seviyorum, geçirdiğim onca uykusuz geceden sonra, 566 00:35:20,750 --> 00:35:21,833 yani üç gece, 567 00:35:22,666 --> 00:35:23,875 seni geri istiyorum. 568 00:35:23,958 --> 00:35:24,958 Pardon. 569 00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:26,875 -Oldu mu? -Tabii. 570 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:29,875 -Seni aldattı. -Tanrım. Arkadaşlar… 571 00:35:29,958 --> 00:35:31,666 Evet. Öyle. 572 00:35:31,750 --> 00:35:34,041 Diddly resmen patladı. Vın Vın da. 573 00:35:34,125 --> 00:35:36,208 BASH Haber sekiz bildirim gönderdi. 574 00:35:36,291 --> 00:35:38,125 -Bununla ilgili mi? -Evet, bak. 575 00:35:38,208 --> 00:35:40,583 Telefonum DJ Chello'nun single'ını aldı. 576 00:35:40,666 --> 00:35:42,875 Nasıl ya? Bana sormadı bile. 577 00:35:42,958 --> 00:35:45,791 DJ Chello şu anda bize görüntülü bağlanmış. 578 00:35:45,875 --> 00:35:48,833 -Kendini nasıl savunacak? -Yapımcılarımızı seviyorum ya. 579 00:35:48,916 --> 00:35:50,125 Selam aşkitom. N'aber? 580 00:35:50,208 --> 00:35:52,083 -Merhaba bebeğim. -Ağlamış. 581 00:35:52,166 --> 00:35:54,083 -Büyük hata ettim. -Biliyorum. 582 00:35:54,166 --> 00:35:56,666 Lady Baroque o gece kulüpte külotsuzdu. 583 00:35:56,750 --> 00:35:58,416 -Sorun değil. -Kafayı yedim. 584 00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:00,416 Düzgün düşünemedim. Hata ettim. 585 00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:02,375 Ama inan, kalbim hep senindi. 586 00:36:03,166 --> 00:36:04,791 Anlıyorum, sorun değil. 587 00:36:04,875 --> 00:36:07,583 Geçen yıl Müzik Küreleri ödül gecesi onunla yattım, 588 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:10,000 Nuggets'ın forvetiyle kaçmadan önceydi 589 00:36:10,083 --> 00:36:12,250 ama artık bunların bir önemi yok. 590 00:36:12,333 --> 00:36:15,916 "Ayrılık seksini unutun. Ayrılık ilişkisi deneyin" nasıl? 591 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,166 -Çok iyi. -Hadi ama. 592 00:36:17,250 --> 00:36:20,041 "Aldatan sevgililere on en meşhur ikinci şans." 593 00:36:20,125 --> 00:36:21,166 Manşet belli. 594 00:36:21,250 --> 00:36:25,125 Önceden korkuyordum ama açıkçası artık korkmuyorum. 595 00:36:25,208 --> 00:36:26,041 Tamam. Sağ ol. 596 00:36:26,125 --> 00:36:28,958 Benim tatlı bal arım, benimle evlenir misin? 597 00:36:29,875 --> 00:36:31,625 Ay, inanmıyorum. Elbette. 598 00:36:31,708 --> 00:36:33,208 -Chell, elbette. -Evet! 599 00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:34,916 -Evet! -Süper. 600 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,333 -İnanılmaz. -Evet! 601 00:36:36,416 --> 00:36:38,791 Yürü be DJ Chello. 602 00:36:39,458 --> 00:36:40,666 Ne oluyor? Bu… 603 00:36:40,750 --> 00:36:41,916 Bir tane daha aldı. 604 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,916 -Bu insanlar kim? -Şu anda en meşhur… 605 00:36:46,583 --> 00:36:49,625 Bugün havai fişekler patladı resmen. 606 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:50,875 -Aynen! -Ne cümbüş! 607 00:36:50,958 --> 00:36:52,458 Aynen. 608 00:36:52,541 --> 00:36:55,250 Evlenme teklifinden ufak bir fen deneyine geçiyoruz. 609 00:36:55,333 --> 00:36:57,250 Masözüm ve martinim hazır olsun. 610 00:36:57,333 --> 00:37:02,041 Bugünkü son konuklarımız uzayda büyük bir keşifte bulundu. 611 00:37:02,125 --> 00:37:04,041 Gökbilimci Dr. Randall Mindy 612 00:37:04,125 --> 00:37:07,208 ve doktora öğrencisi Bayan Kate Dibiasky stüdyomuzda. 613 00:37:07,291 --> 00:37:08,333 Hoş geldiniz. 614 00:37:08,416 --> 00:37:11,583 Önce bir şey sormak istiyorum. Meraktan çatlayacağım. 615 00:37:11,666 --> 00:37:13,833 Uzayda hayat var mı hocam? 616 00:37:14,416 --> 00:37:15,958 Var mı yok mu? Son karar. 617 00:37:16,041 --> 00:37:17,250 Elimizde veri yok. 618 00:37:17,875 --> 00:37:20,000 Ama tabii uzay büyük, neden olmasın? 619 00:37:20,083 --> 00:37:21,333 Evet, uzaylılar gerçek. 620 00:37:21,833 --> 00:37:24,208 Bu adamı severim demiştim, 50 dolar sökül. 621 00:37:24,291 --> 00:37:26,958 Aman ha, UFO falan var demiyorum yalnız. 622 00:37:27,041 --> 00:37:30,208 -Lütfen şuna çanak tutmayın Dr. Mindy. -Var diyor. 623 00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:31,708 Yoksa program bitmez. 624 00:37:31,791 --> 00:37:33,541 Jack biraz takıldı size. 625 00:37:33,625 --> 00:37:35,333 -Babam harika görünüyor. -Ne yapmış? 626 00:37:35,416 --> 00:37:37,583 -Değil mi? -Sakalına bir şey yapmışlar. 627 00:37:37,666 --> 00:37:39,583 Uzaylılar konusunda… 628 00:37:39,666 --> 00:37:41,458 Gerçekten harika görünüyor. 629 00:37:41,541 --> 00:37:43,541 -Hem de çok. -Dr. Randall… 630 00:37:43,625 --> 00:37:45,541 -Pişman olursunuz. -Sevdim adamı. 631 00:37:45,625 --> 00:37:48,875 Jack uzaylılarla ilgili takılıyor falan 632 00:37:48,958 --> 00:37:53,250 ama Herald'da yeni bir haber yayımlandı, ikinizin çok önemli… 633 00:37:53,333 --> 00:37:55,375 Aynen böyle devam. Harika gidiyor. 634 00:37:55,458 --> 00:37:57,833 -…bir keşfini anlatıyor. -Çok doğru Brie. 635 00:37:57,916 --> 00:38:00,958 Kate süpernova gözlemleri esnasında… 636 00:38:01,041 --> 00:38:02,583 Bu seninki mi? 637 00:38:02,666 --> 00:38:05,083 -Evet. -Hiç fena değil. 638 00:38:05,166 --> 00:38:09,625 …son derece sarsıcı, hayatta bir kere denk gelecek bir keşif. 639 00:38:09,708 --> 00:38:13,000 Subaru'nun teleskop yaptığından haberim yoktu. 640 00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:16,166 Çok heyecanlı olsa gerek. Ne buldunuz Bayan Dibiasky? 641 00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:20,250 Evrenin büyümesini hesaplamak için 642 00:38:20,333 --> 00:38:26,750 patlayan yıldızları gözlemliyordum ve… 643 00:38:26,833 --> 00:38:29,000 -Doktoran için, değil mi? -Evet. 644 00:38:29,083 --> 00:38:33,250 Daha önce görmediğim bir şey tespit ettim. 645 00:38:34,750 --> 00:38:36,041 Bir kuyrukluyıldız. 646 00:38:37,041 --> 00:38:38,166 Çok büyüktü. 647 00:38:40,791 --> 00:38:44,583 Doğrudan Dünya'ya geliyor ve çok büyük ihtimalle çarpacak. 648 00:38:45,916 --> 00:38:47,791 Kulağa epey heyecanlı geliyor. 649 00:38:47,875 --> 00:38:50,458 Patlayan yıldızlar falan, demek yıldızlar patlıyor. 650 00:38:50,541 --> 00:38:54,083 Bu şey ne kadar büyük? Bir evi yok edebilir mi? Mümkün mü? 651 00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:57,333 Dibiasky Kuyrukluyıldızı, resmî adı bu olacak… 652 00:38:57,416 --> 00:38:58,833 -Adını ondan mı aldı? -Evet. 653 00:38:58,916 --> 00:39:01,583 -Tebrikler. -Ne büyük bir şeref. Tebrikler. 654 00:39:01,666 --> 00:39:04,166 Altı ila dokuz kilometre çapında. 655 00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:05,583 -Yani… -Büyük. 656 00:39:05,666 --> 00:39:08,875 Tüm gezegene hasar verecek boyutta. 657 00:39:08,958 --> 00:39:10,583 Sadece bir eve değil. 658 00:39:10,666 --> 00:39:11,708 Tüm gezegene. 659 00:39:11,791 --> 00:39:14,708 Madem hasar verecek, acaba New Jersey sahilindeki 660 00:39:14,791 --> 00:39:17,875 belli bir eve düşmesi mümkün mü? Eski eşimin evi. 661 00:39:17,958 --> 00:39:19,208 Rica etsem olur mu? 662 00:39:19,291 --> 00:39:21,708 Shelly ile ilişkiniz iyi. Kes şunu. 663 00:39:21,791 --> 00:39:23,125 Kes diyorum. 664 00:39:23,208 --> 00:39:26,125 Tamam ama evin parasını ben ödedim. 665 00:39:26,208 --> 00:39:27,500 Kusura bakma. 666 00:39:27,583 --> 00:39:30,666 Pardon ama dediğimiz anlaşılmadı mı? 667 00:39:31,916 --> 00:39:33,791 Size tüm gezegenin 668 00:39:33,875 --> 00:39:37,291 yok olmak üzere olduğunu anlatmaya çalışıyoruz. 669 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,291 -Peki… -Yani, şöyle ki… 670 00:39:40,375 --> 00:39:43,625 Bizim olayımız budur. Kötü haberleri eğlenceli sunarız. 671 00:39:43,708 --> 00:39:45,625 Acı ilacı içmeyi kolaylaştırıyor. 672 00:39:45,708 --> 00:39:47,666 İlaç demişken, yarınki konuğumuz… 673 00:39:47,750 --> 00:39:51,541 Belki de gezegenin yok olması 674 00:39:52,458 --> 00:39:53,833 eğlenceli olmamalı. 675 00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:59,333 Belki de korkunç ve sarsıcı olmalı. 676 00:39:59,416 --> 00:40:01,125 Lütfen bunu yapma. 677 00:40:01,208 --> 00:40:03,333 -Sabaha kadar uyumayıp… -Lütfen. 678 00:40:03,416 --> 00:40:05,250 …her gece ağlasak yeridir 679 00:40:05,333 --> 00:40:09,750 çünkü hepimiz %100 gebereceğiz ulan! 680 00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:12,416 Baksana. 681 00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:13,500 Üzgünüm. 682 00:40:14,875 --> 00:40:15,708 Dostum. 683 00:40:16,291 --> 00:40:19,708 Kardeşimde bipolar bozukluk var. Konuşacak birini ararsan… 684 00:40:21,125 --> 00:40:22,041 Pekâlâ. 685 00:40:22,666 --> 00:40:25,583 Normalde de böyle midir? 686 00:40:26,791 --> 00:40:28,583 -Ben… -Kırıcı bir şey mi dedim? 687 00:40:29,083 --> 00:40:30,083 Yani. 688 00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:33,833 Belki ekstra Xanax'ımı ona versem iyi olurdu. 689 00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:38,208 Sende fazla yoksa bizde fazlasıyla var. 690 00:40:38,291 --> 00:40:41,166 Bir kaşık Xanax, acı ilacı içtirir, haksız mıyım? 691 00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:42,916 Haklısın. Çok iyi ya. 692 00:40:43,875 --> 00:40:47,166 -Seni programa yine çağıralım. -Seveceğimi biliyordum. 693 00:40:47,250 --> 00:40:48,625 Cast ajansından mı? 694 00:40:49,416 --> 00:40:50,333 Tamam. 695 00:40:50,416 --> 00:40:52,791 Pekâlâ, yakışıklı gökbilimciye 696 00:40:52,875 --> 00:40:56,375 kapımız hep açık ama bağıran abla bir daha gelmese de olur. 697 00:40:56,458 --> 00:40:59,416 Katılıyorum. Yarınki konuğumuz çoğu insana göre 698 00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:03,083 iki sene sonra Başkan Orlean'i koltuğundan edebilecek adam. 699 00:41:03,166 --> 00:41:05,166 Senatör Jeff Lerner gelecek. 700 00:41:05,250 --> 00:41:08,000 Cinayet suçundan yanlışlıkla hapis yatan 701 00:41:08,083 --> 00:41:12,375 Michelle Weems'le Ünlüler Dans Ediyor'daki tartışmalı üçüncülüğünü konuşacağız. 702 00:41:12,458 --> 00:41:15,833 -Kazanmasını bekliyordum. -Olabilir. Bana göre hâlâ suçlu. 703 00:41:15,916 --> 00:41:18,291 -Günlük Fırt'ın sonuna geldik. -İyi günler. 704 00:41:18,916 --> 00:41:20,583 -Ve kestik! -Bitti mi? 705 00:41:20,666 --> 00:41:21,958 -Şey… -Evet. 706 00:41:22,041 --> 00:41:24,500 -Mesajımız alındı mı? -Program bitti. 707 00:41:24,583 --> 00:41:28,500 Sen harikaydın ama o aslan yeleli kız medya eğitimi alsa iyi olur. 708 00:41:29,625 --> 00:41:31,708 -Sahiden mi? -Evet, çok kötüydü. 709 00:41:32,541 --> 00:41:33,916 Teşekkürler Billy. 710 00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:39,500 17.00'deki toplantımızdan sonra Aundrine'in yerinde bir şeyler içeriz. 711 00:41:39,583 --> 00:41:42,041 Eğlenceli olur. Sen de gelsene. 712 00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:45,041 Bakarım. Davet için teşekkürler. Sağ ol. 713 00:41:47,916 --> 00:41:49,041 Kate? 714 00:41:49,125 --> 00:41:51,541 -Kate? -Hey. Mükemmeldin. 715 00:41:51,625 --> 00:41:54,291 -Sağ ol. -Portfolyom için fotoğraf çeksem? 716 00:41:54,375 --> 00:41:57,083 -Tabii. -Teşekkürler. 717 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,375 Sizden önceki bölümde Riley Bina, DJ Chello'ya 718 00:42:01,458 --> 00:42:02,750 barışalım dediğinde 719 00:42:02,833 --> 00:42:06,041 sosyal medyada etkileşimler tavan yaptı. 720 00:42:06,875 --> 00:42:08,916 Ya bizim bölümde? 721 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,958 Randall ve Kate, 722 00:42:12,041 --> 00:42:15,750 sizin bölümde Bayan Dibiasky narayı basınca ilgi arttı. 723 00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:19,041 Maalesef hemen sonrasında tepkiler geldi 724 00:42:19,125 --> 00:42:20,833 ve anında meme'e dönüştü. 725 00:42:20,916 --> 00:42:22,208 Tanrım. 726 00:42:22,291 --> 00:42:23,583 DELİ, GÖZLERDEN BELLİ 727 00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:26,250 -Çok fena. -Deli olduğumu düşünüyorlar. 728 00:42:26,333 --> 00:42:29,666 Şuna bakar mısınız? Buna ne gerek var şimdi? 729 00:42:30,708 --> 00:42:33,125 -Devam edebilirsin Erin. -Evet. 730 00:42:33,208 --> 00:42:36,416 Çok ayıp ama. İnternette bunu yapmak yasak değil mi? 731 00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:37,625 Galiba Photoshop. 732 00:42:37,708 --> 00:42:40,083 Üstüne alınma. İşin püf noktası bu. 733 00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:44,458 Öte yandan Dr. Mindy epey popüler oldu. 734 00:42:44,541 --> 00:42:49,125 Vegan*Yavru demiş ki "Miyav! Taş gibi Yıldız Adam'a vuruldum." 735 00:42:49,208 --> 00:42:52,208 Bazıları lakap takmış, "Seksi Bakışlı Kıyamet Tellalı" 736 00:42:52,291 --> 00:42:55,333 veya YAİG yani "Yatağa Atmak İstediğim Gökbilimci". 737 00:42:56,125 --> 00:42:58,666 Bunun konumuzla ne alakası var? 738 00:42:59,375 --> 00:43:01,333 Hepsi bu kadar. 739 00:43:01,416 --> 00:43:02,500 SUNUMUN SONU 740 00:43:02,583 --> 00:43:05,666 Haber hiçbir internet sayfasında ön plana çıkmadı 741 00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:09,625 ve tıklama oranları hava durumu ve trafikten daha düşüktü. 742 00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:12,500 Bu mu yani? 743 00:43:12,583 --> 00:43:14,333 -Biliyordum. -Bu yani. 744 00:43:15,250 --> 00:43:17,833 -Sağ ol Erin. -Rica ederim. 745 00:43:18,708 --> 00:43:20,750 Aklım almıyor. 746 00:43:20,833 --> 00:43:22,666 Aklım almıyor. Hiç tepki yok. 747 00:43:22,750 --> 00:43:27,375 Kesinlikle hiç tepki… İnsanlar neden dehşete düşmedi? 748 00:43:27,458 --> 00:43:29,458 Daha ne diyelim? Ne yapalım? 749 00:43:29,541 --> 00:43:32,916 Meksika ve İspanya'da verileri analiz ediyorlar, 750 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,708 Güney Kore ilgilendiğini… 751 00:43:34,791 --> 00:43:36,500 Harika. Güney Kore demek. 752 00:43:36,583 --> 00:43:39,041 Birbirimizi kandırmayalım. 753 00:43:39,125 --> 00:43:42,791 Mesele şu, bize veriler %100 doğru dediniz. 754 00:43:42,875 --> 00:43:44,666 Ama değil. Rezil ettiniz bizi. 755 00:43:44,750 --> 00:43:47,291 -Hayır. Kim doğru değil dedi? -Efendim? 756 00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:49,666 O zatla konuşmak istiyorum. Kim… 757 00:43:49,750 --> 00:43:53,333 NASA başkanı Dr. Jocelyn Calder 758 00:43:53,416 --> 00:43:56,625 "ıska geçecek felaket paniği" diye yeni açıklama yaptı. 759 00:43:56,708 --> 00:43:58,625 Konuşmamızı istemeyen oydu. 760 00:43:58,708 --> 00:44:00,083 "Iska geçecek felaket paniği." 761 00:44:00,166 --> 00:44:01,791 Kadın gökbilimci mi ki? 762 00:44:01,875 --> 00:44:04,458 NASA'nın başı, uyduracak hâli yok herhâlde. 763 00:44:04,541 --> 00:44:05,833 NASA'nın başında, doğru 764 00:44:05,916 --> 00:44:09,875 ama "eski anestezi uzmanı ve Başkan Orlean'in büyük bağışçısı." 765 00:44:09,958 --> 00:44:11,583 Hemen abartmayalım lütfen. 766 00:44:11,666 --> 00:44:12,666 Hepsi yozlaşmış. 767 00:44:12,750 --> 00:44:16,416 Ama Adul haklı. Büyük bir tartışma var 768 00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:18,708 ve Herald gülünç duruma düştü. 769 00:44:18,791 --> 00:44:21,000 Bu hikâyeyle elimizden geleni yaptık. 770 00:44:21,666 --> 00:44:25,625 Hanımlar ve beyler, sizlere keyifli bir kıyamet diliyorum. 771 00:44:25,708 --> 00:44:27,708 Bu basit bir hikâye falan değil! 772 00:44:30,208 --> 00:44:32,916 Chicxulub Krateri'nin iki katı büyüklüğünde 773 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:36,250 bir kuyrukluyıldızın, atmosferimizin ırzına geçip 774 00:44:36,333 --> 00:44:39,041 Dünya'daki tüm hayatı yok etmesine tam altı ay, 775 00:44:39,125 --> 00:44:41,750 10 gün, 2 saat, 11 dakika ve 41 saniye var. 776 00:44:42,791 --> 00:44:44,833 Bu hesaplamaları ne zaman yaptın? 777 00:44:45,666 --> 00:44:48,250 Çarpma anını diyet uygulamasına girdim. 778 00:44:48,333 --> 00:44:51,958 Yani diyetim bittiğinde cisim çarpacak. 779 00:44:52,041 --> 00:44:56,125 Tek sorun diyette olmamam. Sadece günde beş kez ağlıyorum. 780 00:44:56,208 --> 00:44:58,125 -Korkuyorum. -Beni dinle. 781 00:44:58,833 --> 00:45:01,416 Şu anda herkesin panik içinde olması lazım. 782 00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:03,416 -Ağlama. Lütfen. -Biliyorum. 783 00:45:06,833 --> 00:45:08,291 Vay şerefsiz! 784 00:45:09,875 --> 00:45:12,750 ÖLECEĞİMİZİ DÜŞÜNEN ÇATLAK HATUN VAR YA? 785 00:45:12,833 --> 00:45:14,041 BEN ONUNLA YATTIM. 786 00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:17,666 Ne oldu? 787 00:45:17,750 --> 00:45:20,083 Sanırım sevgilim beni terk etti. 788 00:45:20,166 --> 00:45:24,500 İnanmıyorum, ne gün ama. 789 00:45:32,666 --> 00:45:35,958 Gebereceksiniz! Hepiniz… 790 00:45:46,583 --> 00:45:49,708 Herkes bunun bir koltuk altı veya tuhaf sakallı bir adamın 791 00:45:49,791 --> 00:45:52,458 çene fotoğrafı olduğunu sanmıştı. 792 00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:54,833 Ama tam bir skandala dönüşen… 793 00:45:54,916 --> 00:45:57,833 Başkan Orlean, Anayasa Mahkemesi adayına 794 00:45:57,916 --> 00:46:00,583 mahrem yerlerinin fotoğrafını cepten yollamış. 795 00:46:00,666 --> 00:46:02,708 -Yuh artık! -Tık tuzağı. 796 00:46:02,791 --> 00:46:05,250 Böyle bir lider mi istiyorsunuz? 797 00:46:05,333 --> 00:46:07,708 Yoksullara fakirlikten kurtulmak için 798 00:46:07,791 --> 00:46:11,833 sayısal lotoda daha iyi rakam seçmelerini söylememiş miydi bu kadın? 799 00:46:11,916 --> 00:46:12,958 Cidden söyledi. 800 00:46:13,041 --> 00:46:14,541 Edindiğim bilgiye göre 801 00:46:14,625 --> 00:46:16,750 bu ikilinin yıllardır ilişkisi var. 802 00:46:16,833 --> 00:46:18,416 Daha dün… 803 00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:22,583 Parti üyelerim Başkan'ı resmen kınamak için 804 00:46:22,666 --> 00:46:23,666 çalışma başlattı. 805 00:46:24,583 --> 00:46:25,500 Janie Orlean… 806 00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:26,916 Tatlım, şuna bak. 807 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,791 Adam daha heliosentrik yörüngeden bihaber, 808 00:46:29,875 --> 00:46:31,791 gelmiş bana çatlak diyor. 809 00:46:32,708 --> 00:46:33,708 Demiş ki 810 00:46:34,541 --> 00:46:38,166 "Hükûmet hürriyetimizi ve silahlarımızı elimizden alsın diye 811 00:46:38,250 --> 00:46:42,125 Yahudi milyarderler bu kuyrukluyıldızı icat etti. 812 00:46:42,208 --> 00:46:45,500 #Korkmayın." İnanılmaz. 813 00:46:46,208 --> 00:46:47,083 Tanrım. 814 00:46:47,166 --> 00:46:49,041 Son günlerde epey o sayfadasın. 815 00:46:49,625 --> 00:46:54,833 Evet. Neticede çeyrek milyon abonem var tatlım. 816 00:46:54,916 --> 00:46:58,125 Gerçeği duyurmak için makamımı kullanmalıyım, değil mi? 817 00:46:58,833 --> 00:47:01,916 Yürüyüşe çıkıyorum, istersen gel. 818 00:47:05,291 --> 00:47:08,083 Buna bilimsel metot denir, 819 00:47:08,166 --> 00:47:14,541 yarım aklınla komplo teorilerini yazmak için kullandığın o bilgisayar 820 00:47:14,625 --> 00:47:16,666 bu metotla geliştirildi. 821 00:47:18,125 --> 00:47:19,750 Bakalım buna ne diyeceksin. 822 00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:21,958 Randall? 823 00:47:22,750 --> 00:47:25,250 -Efendim tatlım? -Ziyaretçin var. 824 00:47:25,916 --> 00:47:28,083 Kim? Of ya. 825 00:47:31,416 --> 00:47:32,500 Tanrım. 826 00:47:33,541 --> 00:47:35,458 Tanrım, tamam. 827 00:47:36,416 --> 00:47:37,250 Peki. 828 00:47:37,791 --> 00:47:39,166 Dr. Randall Mindy misiniz? 829 00:47:39,250 --> 00:47:40,250 Evet, benim. 830 00:47:41,708 --> 00:47:43,250 "Hepimiz gebereceğiz." 831 00:47:43,916 --> 00:47:45,708 Siktir git lütfen. 832 00:47:48,750 --> 00:47:51,958 FBI! Kıpırdama! Hemen diz çök! 833 00:47:52,708 --> 00:47:55,500 Ulusal güvenlik sırlarını ifşa etmekten tutuklusun. 834 00:47:55,583 --> 00:47:56,458 Tanrı aşkına! 835 00:47:56,541 --> 00:48:00,125 Arasaydınız ya veya daireme gelebilirdiniz. 836 00:48:01,208 --> 00:48:03,208 Bu ne hâl, âmâ kılığında mısın? 837 00:48:05,666 --> 00:48:08,583 -Yere yat! -Tamam. Sakin olalım. 838 00:48:09,541 --> 00:48:12,083 Senden daha çok deri pigmentim olabilir. 839 00:48:12,166 --> 00:48:15,083 Ataların Kuzey Avrupa'ya göç edince 840 00:48:15,166 --> 00:48:17,250 tenleri daha açık tenli oldu çünkü… 841 00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:22,958 Beni Batcave'e götürmüyorsanız göt herifler, 842 00:48:23,041 --> 00:48:24,708 bu çuvalı geçirmeniz adilik. 843 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,416 Dikkat edin, bedava şeylere para alır. 844 00:48:30,250 --> 00:48:32,500 Burada ne arıyor? Bizimle mi? 845 00:48:33,250 --> 00:48:34,625 Beyler, girebilirsiniz. 846 00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:41,541 Winston Churchill'in bir lafı vardır, 847 00:48:41,625 --> 00:48:47,500 gerçi Bobby Knight da demiş olabilir, "Liderliğin en büyük yükü, 848 00:48:47,583 --> 00:48:51,083 gurur boyunduruğunu çıkarıp 849 00:48:51,833 --> 00:48:54,791 hata yaptığını kabul etmektir." 850 00:48:54,875 --> 00:48:56,416 Sen de benim gibi kandırıldın 851 00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:59,208 ama sonuçta Harvard, Princeton falan gibi 852 00:48:59,291 --> 00:49:04,500 prestijli okulların bilim insanları verileri teyit etti. 853 00:49:04,583 --> 00:49:08,416 Bu sebepten ötürü size başkanlık özrü 854 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000 sunmak istiyoruz. 855 00:49:12,083 --> 00:49:13,708 -Sahiden mi? -Duydun mu? 856 00:49:13,791 --> 00:49:16,625 Bu gezegeni kurtarmak için 857 00:49:16,708 --> 00:49:19,583 dev bir girişimle eyleme geçmeye hazırız. 858 00:49:21,666 --> 00:49:23,750 Ne zamandır aldığım en güzel haber. 859 00:49:23,833 --> 00:49:30,375 Yani 180 derece çark etmenin sebebi, porno yıldızı şerif sevgiline 860 00:49:30,458 --> 00:49:35,708 kukunun resmini gönderdiğin için Kongre seçimlerini kaybedecek olman. 861 00:49:35,791 --> 00:49:39,791 Bu yüzden de kuyrukluyıldız krizini fırsata çevirmek istiyorsun. 862 00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:42,541 Doğru. 863 00:49:42,625 --> 00:49:44,000 Peki. 864 00:49:44,708 --> 00:49:46,000 Tamam. Yani… 865 00:49:47,791 --> 00:49:51,041 Neticede bir şey yapacağınız için çok rahatladım. 866 00:49:51,125 --> 00:49:54,708 -Tamam. -Bu süreç gerçekten… 867 00:49:54,791 --> 00:49:56,958 -Gerçekten çok zordu. -Gel. 868 00:49:57,041 --> 00:50:00,125 Hepimiz için son derece stresli geçti. 869 00:50:00,208 --> 00:50:01,291 Evet, katılıyorum. 870 00:50:01,375 --> 00:50:03,583 Omuzlarımızdan büyük bir yük kalktı. 871 00:50:03,666 --> 00:50:06,583 Kusura bakma ama ağlayınca çok çirkin oluyorsun. 872 00:50:06,666 --> 00:50:08,458 Olabilir. 873 00:50:08,541 --> 00:50:10,458 Niye beklediğimizi soracaklar. 874 00:50:10,541 --> 00:50:12,958 Bunun sorumluluğunu sen üstleneceksin. 875 00:50:13,041 --> 00:50:16,083 Ama ileride seninle ilgileniriz Jocelyn. 876 00:50:16,750 --> 00:50:18,375 -Hallederiz. -Elbette Janie. 877 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,500 Yarın ilk iş istifamı sunarım. 878 00:50:21,583 --> 00:50:24,250 -Güzel. -Bu çok tuhaf. 879 00:50:24,333 --> 00:50:26,458 Anestezi uzmanı işte. 880 00:50:26,541 --> 00:50:29,541 Ben Başkan olarak 881 00:50:29,625 --> 00:50:32,166 ulusa sesleneceğim. 882 00:50:32,250 --> 00:50:35,041 Basına önceden haber vermeyeceğiz. 883 00:50:35,125 --> 00:50:37,916 Böylece son dakika 884 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,666 acil durum havası oluşur. 885 00:50:39,750 --> 00:50:41,583 Bekleyenler muradına erer. 886 00:50:43,416 --> 00:50:44,416 Gördünüz mü? 887 00:50:45,458 --> 00:50:47,125 Amanın! 888 00:50:48,750 --> 00:50:50,041 ACİL DURUM YAYINI 889 00:50:50,125 --> 00:50:53,166 Acil durum sebebiyle ABD Başkanı ulusa seslenecek, 890 00:50:53,250 --> 00:50:56,666 Hayalimdeki Nişanlı yayınına kısa bir ara veriyoruz. 891 00:50:59,916 --> 00:51:02,875 Amerikan vatandaşları ve dünya halkları, 892 00:51:03,458 --> 00:51:04,791 demin bilgime sunulan 893 00:51:04,875 --> 00:51:09,000 bilimsel veriler bir felaket senaryosunu teyit ediyor. 894 00:51:10,625 --> 00:51:14,833 Dokuz kilometre çapında eşi benzeri görülmemiş bir kuyrukluyıldız, 895 00:51:14,916 --> 00:51:20,666 biricik yuvamız Dünya gezegenine doğrudan çarpmak üzere ilerliyor. 896 00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:24,666 Tahminî varış vakti takriben beş ay sonrası. 897 00:51:24,750 --> 00:51:25,666 Bu sebeple… 898 00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:27,958 Kongreye dev bütçeli bir tasarı hazırladık. 899 00:51:28,041 --> 00:51:31,791 Acil harcama paketini Kongre'nin onayına sundum bile. 900 00:51:31,875 --> 00:51:34,083 Senato ve Meclis kabul etti. 901 00:51:34,166 --> 00:51:35,000 Güzel. 902 00:51:35,083 --> 00:51:39,166 Bu paket, NASA'nın ve yüce ordumuzun 903 00:51:39,250 --> 00:51:41,083 nükleer patlayıcılarla donatılmış 904 00:51:42,541 --> 00:51:46,250 eski uzay mekikleri ve uydularla 905 00:51:46,333 --> 00:51:49,041 önleyici bir darbe indirmesini sağlayacak. 906 00:51:49,125 --> 00:51:53,333 Dibiasky Kuyrukluyıldızı'nı yörüngesinden çıkaracağız… 907 00:51:53,416 --> 00:51:55,458 Ama bize bir kahraman lazım. 908 00:51:55,541 --> 00:51:58,791 Bir pilot lazım, gerçek silahlar ve… 909 00:51:58,875 --> 00:52:02,250 Görevin uzaktan kumandayla halledilmesi gerekmez mi? 910 00:52:02,333 --> 00:52:04,541 Washington kahramansız yapamaz. 911 00:52:04,625 --> 00:52:06,166 Özgürlük Madalyası sahibi, 912 00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:13,000 dobra yurtsever Benedict Drask'ten bu zor görevi üstlenmesini 913 00:52:13,083 --> 00:52:16,250 rica ettim. 914 00:52:16,333 --> 00:52:19,541 Pardon. Bahsettiğiniz bey, Beyaz Saray'da 915 00:52:19,625 --> 00:52:22,416 çocuklara bağıran paralı asker değil mi? 916 00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:25,916 Evet. Kendisine Başkanlık girişimine liderlik etme 917 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,333 şerefi verilmişti, çocuklara spor yaptırıyordu. 918 00:52:29,416 --> 00:52:31,250 Kıpırdayın lan koca götlüler! 919 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,333 Amma pısırıksınız lan. 920 00:52:34,416 --> 00:52:36,666 -Pardon. -Başka kuşaktan ya. 921 00:52:36,750 --> 00:52:38,083 Onunla çıkmıştım. 922 00:52:38,166 --> 00:52:40,708 Birlikte savaştığım son pısırığa ne mi oldu? 923 00:52:41,458 --> 00:52:43,250 Hiç parçalanmış birini gördünüz mü? 924 00:52:47,416 --> 00:52:49,541 Benedict Drask göreve hazırdır. 925 00:52:51,708 --> 00:52:53,791 -Teşekkürler… -Muhteşem olacak. 926 00:52:53,875 --> 00:52:55,458 Harika bir sesi var. 927 00:52:55,541 --> 00:52:58,166 -Bir demeç verecek. -Bazıları buna… 928 00:52:58,250 --> 00:52:59,625 Vücudu da bir harika. 929 00:52:59,708 --> 00:53:01,041 -Gerçekten ama. -Evet. 930 00:53:01,125 --> 00:53:02,208 …intihar görevi diyor. 931 00:53:02,291 --> 00:53:04,458 Tek ricam var, 932 00:53:05,541 --> 00:53:06,875 eğer ki dönemezsem 933 00:53:08,041 --> 00:53:11,458 fedakârlığım sonucu kazandığınız ek hayatın hakkını verin. 934 00:53:11,541 --> 00:53:14,000 Fedakârlığım sonucu kazandıkları ek hayat. 935 00:53:14,625 --> 00:53:16,500 -Nasıl? -Ben yazdım. 936 00:53:16,583 --> 00:53:18,708 Bu, Er Ryan'ı Kurtarmak'tan değil mi? 937 00:53:18,791 --> 00:53:21,708 -Evet. -Hayır canım, hiç alakası yok. 938 00:53:21,791 --> 00:53:25,625 Ayrıca arkamda duran bilim insanlarına özel şükranlarımı sunarım. 939 00:53:25,708 --> 00:53:28,250 Bu meselede herkesin yardımı lazım. 940 00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:30,166 -Herkesin. -…bu büyüyen tehditte. 941 00:53:30,250 --> 00:53:33,916 Hepiniz destek olacaksınız ve bu mesajı yayacaksınız. 942 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,458 …Afrikalı Amerikalı bilim adamı. 943 00:53:35,541 --> 00:53:37,125 Bayan Dibiasky… 944 00:53:37,208 --> 00:53:40,583 Kuyrukluyıldıza adını veren Kate Dibiasky de yanımızda 945 00:53:40,666 --> 00:53:42,458 ama ona kızmayın. 946 00:53:42,541 --> 00:53:46,166 …muhalif gençlik, akıl hastaları ve diğer marjinal gruplara 947 00:53:46,250 --> 00:53:48,125 -hitap ediyor. -Teşekkürler. 948 00:53:48,208 --> 00:53:51,500 -Elimizden geleni yaparız. -Yeter ki gerekeni yapın. 949 00:53:51,583 --> 00:53:52,916 -Yanınızdayız. -Evet. 950 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:58,666 Özellikle de siz Dr. Mindy, her nedense meslektaşlarınızdan çok daha popülersiniz. 951 00:53:58,750 --> 00:54:04,250 Ortak düşmanımız Dibiasky'yi yok etmemize yardım edecek. 952 00:54:04,875 --> 00:54:07,041 Harika. Sanırım tamamız. 953 00:54:07,125 --> 00:54:08,666 Evet. Gidelim. 954 00:54:08,750 --> 00:54:10,291 -Bir şey diyebilir miyim? -Kate… 955 00:54:10,375 --> 00:54:12,000 Duymak için sabırsızlanıyoruz. 956 00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:14,375 Sana oy vermedim. 957 00:54:16,541 --> 00:54:22,708 Ama buradaki mesele elbette benim kuruntularımdan öte. 958 00:54:22,791 --> 00:54:27,125 Bu yüzden bu girişimi %100 destekleyeceğim. 959 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:31,791 Seni ne kadar itici bulsam da yapacağım. 960 00:54:32,458 --> 00:54:34,375 Vay canına. Harika. 961 00:54:34,458 --> 00:54:36,291 Evet. Çok hoş. 962 00:54:36,375 --> 00:54:39,125 Bu arada, kafana çuval geçirten bendim. 963 00:54:39,208 --> 00:54:42,250 FBI öyle yapmaz. CIA yapar. Ben yaptırdım. 964 00:54:42,333 --> 00:54:45,083 Var ya, tahmin etmiştim. Gerçekten. 965 00:54:45,958 --> 00:54:48,416 İyi tahmin etmişsin çünkü ben yaptım. 966 00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:51,291 -Çok komik ve havalıydı. -Tamam. 967 00:54:51,375 --> 00:54:55,458 İsa Mesih her birinizi kutsasın, 968 00:54:56,208 --> 00:54:59,333 özellikle de kendi partimin saygıdeğer üyelerini. 969 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,125 Muzaffer olacağız. 970 00:55:31,708 --> 00:55:34,125 Hepimiz gebereceğiz! 971 00:55:35,291 --> 00:55:38,083 Bu kuyrukluyıldız işi beni acayip geriyor. 972 00:55:38,166 --> 00:55:40,250 Geliyor işte. Kazmaya başlayın. 973 00:55:40,333 --> 00:55:42,708 Küreklere e-markette talep çok. 974 00:55:42,791 --> 00:55:45,666 Kongre seçimini Başkan Orlean açık ara kazandı. 975 00:55:45,750 --> 00:55:46,833 KAMUOYU DESTEĞİ %99,1 976 00:55:46,916 --> 00:55:49,208 -Çok seksi. -Tanesi bin dolar. 977 00:55:49,291 --> 00:55:50,916 #GökbilimciCadı #KabahatliKate 978 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,125 KUYRUKLUYILDIZ SAHTE Mİ? 979 00:55:52,833 --> 00:55:56,916 -Acilen sevişmeliyiz! -"…vazifeyi yerine getireceğime." 980 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,125 "Tanrı yardımcın olsun." 981 00:55:58,208 --> 00:56:00,416 -Tanrı yardımcım olsun. -Tebrikler. 982 00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:01,625 BORSA UÇUYOR! 983 00:56:01,708 --> 00:56:05,458 Nobel Barış Ödülü adaylığından bahsediliyor. 984 00:56:08,916 --> 00:56:10,500 BORSA ÇAKILIYOR, REKOR DÜŞÜŞ! 985 00:56:16,916 --> 00:56:18,625 SON YAKIN SUPERBOWL OYNANACAK MI? 986 00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:25,041 Merhaba Sammy. 987 00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:28,416 Gerçekten doktor musun? 988 00:56:28,500 --> 00:56:31,666 Sayılır. Gökbilimciyim. 989 00:56:32,750 --> 00:56:35,833 Gökbilimci ne demek? 990 00:56:35,916 --> 00:56:38,708 Dr. Mindy, Amerika'da ve dünyada 991 00:56:38,791 --> 00:56:40,541 herkes korku içinde. 992 00:56:40,625 --> 00:56:42,708 Aileler çocuklarına ne diyeceğini bilmiyor. 993 00:56:42,791 --> 00:56:45,291 Anlamalarına nasıl yardımcı olabilirsiniz? 994 00:56:45,791 --> 00:56:48,791 Herkesin korktuğuna eminim 995 00:56:49,458 --> 00:56:55,708 ama inanın bana, şu anda en parlak zihinler bu konuya kafa yoruyor. 996 00:56:56,250 --> 00:57:00,458 Planın bilimsel detaylarını inceledim, çok sağlam bir plan. 997 00:57:00,541 --> 00:57:05,208 Dr. Randall, sözleriniz seyircilerimizin içini ferahlatıyor, 998 00:57:05,291 --> 00:57:09,416 cesaretiniz ve hizmetlerinizden ötürü teşekkür ederiz. 999 00:57:09,500 --> 00:57:11,166 Şunu eklemek isterim, 1000 00:57:11,958 --> 00:57:16,291 ne zaman korksam veya yalnız hissetsem 1001 00:57:17,833 --> 00:57:22,250 sizi düşünüyorum ve rahatlıyorum. Teşekkür ederim. 1002 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,375 Bu benim vazifem. 1003 00:57:35,458 --> 00:57:37,583 -Bana öleceğimizi söyle. -Ne? 1004 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,791 -Hepimizin öleceğini söyle. -Hepimiz öleceğiz. 1005 00:57:42,875 --> 00:57:43,708 Tanrım! 1006 00:57:43,791 --> 00:57:47,375 Bu iki Marksist sırf "bilim" dedi diye 1007 00:57:47,458 --> 00:57:49,583 söyledikleri her şeye inanalım mı? 1008 00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:52,291 Hem bir kuyrukluyıldız olduğu ne malum? 1009 00:57:52,375 --> 00:57:56,125 Kongre Üyesi Bay Pawketty, bu veri 1010 00:57:56,208 --> 00:58:00,458 yüzlerce tanınmış bilim insanı tarafından bağımsız olarak teyit edildi. 1011 00:58:00,541 --> 00:58:04,541 Size neden güvenelim? Kuyrukluyıldız adınızı taşıyor. 1012 00:58:05,958 --> 00:58:08,000 Ne alakası var, anlamadım. 1013 00:58:08,083 --> 00:58:09,791 O hâlde soruyu cevaplayın! 1014 00:58:09,875 --> 00:58:11,916 -Soruyu cevaplayın. -Soru ne? 1015 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:13,125 Çocukluk etmeyin. 1016 00:58:13,208 --> 00:58:14,666 Bu çok saçma. 1017 00:58:16,416 --> 00:58:20,416 Düşündüm de birbirimizi hiç tanımıyoruz. Öyle değil mi? 1018 00:58:22,125 --> 00:58:23,083 Doğru. 1019 00:58:24,291 --> 00:58:27,666 Sana ne zaman hayatınla ilgili soru sorsam 1020 00:58:27,750 --> 00:58:31,416 en sevdiğin restoranları anlatıyorsun. 1021 00:58:32,375 --> 00:58:33,541 Yani… Şey… 1022 00:58:34,250 --> 00:58:38,291 Hiç hazzetmem bu tanışma fasıllarından. 1023 00:58:39,375 --> 00:58:41,000 Tabii. Anlıyorum. 1024 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,208 Peki, tamam, aradan çıkaralım hadi. 1025 00:58:47,708 --> 00:58:48,791 Tamam. 1026 00:58:49,958 --> 00:58:50,916 Evet… 1027 00:58:52,375 --> 00:58:56,833 Dedem şoklayarak dondurma işleminin mucidi. 1028 00:58:56,916 --> 00:58:59,166 Dolayısıyla ailem paraya para demez 1029 00:58:59,250 --> 00:59:03,500 ama üç kez yüksek lisans yaparak bunlardan uzaklaştım. 1030 00:59:04,666 --> 00:59:07,333 İki kere boşandım. 1031 00:59:07,416 --> 00:59:13,750 Eşlerimden biri Dışişleri Bakanı idi, diğeri de sportif balıkçılık yapıyordu. 1032 00:59:15,083 --> 00:59:19,666 Eski iki başkanla yattım. 1033 00:59:19,750 --> 00:59:24,583 Dört dil biliyorum ve iki Monet tablom var. 1034 00:59:26,291 --> 00:59:27,125 Vay be. 1035 00:59:27,750 --> 00:59:29,958 İki başkan ha. İnanılmaz. 1036 00:59:31,958 --> 00:59:33,875 -Sıra bende mi? -Evet. 1037 00:59:34,583 --> 00:59:40,250 Pekâlâ. Babam ortaokulda coğrafya hocasıydı. 1038 00:59:40,333 --> 00:59:43,583 Annem mutfağında kuaförlük yapardı. 1039 00:59:44,500 --> 00:59:47,500 İki sene önce köpeğimiz JoJo öldü, 1040 00:59:47,583 --> 00:59:49,583 çok duygusal bir olaydı. 1041 00:59:49,666 --> 00:59:53,041 Hiç o kadar ağladığımı hatırlamıyorum. 1042 00:59:54,583 --> 00:59:55,541 Ve… 1043 00:59:57,333 --> 01:00:02,541 …Yıldız Savaşları posterimi nihayet Mark Hamill'e imzalattım. 1044 01:00:02,625 --> 01:00:04,708 Garajda duruyor. Yani… Evet. 1045 01:00:05,583 --> 01:00:07,666 Peki, güzel. 1046 01:00:09,833 --> 01:00:11,125 Aradan çıktı işte. 1047 01:00:15,541 --> 01:00:17,958 Akşam yemeğe nereye gideceğiz? 1048 01:00:22,916 --> 01:00:26,250 FIRLATMA GÜNÜ 1049 01:00:26,333 --> 01:00:28,916 Rab çobanımdır. Eksiğim olmaz. 1050 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,125 Beni yemyeşil çayırlarda yatırır. 1051 01:00:31,875 --> 01:00:36,083 Sakin suların kıyısına götürür. İçimi tazeler. 1052 01:00:36,166 --> 01:00:39,541 Normandiya Çıkarması'ndan beri böyle asil bir görev uğruna 1053 01:00:39,625 --> 01:00:43,416 bu denli büyük kaynaklarla ve insan gücüyle seferber olunmamıştı. 1054 01:00:44,041 --> 01:00:46,916 İnsanımızın sergilediği cesaret, maharet 1055 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,833 ve fedakârlıktan etkilenmemek mümkün değil. 1056 01:01:09,541 --> 01:01:12,125 Evet millet. Herkes tetikte olsun. 1057 01:01:14,041 --> 01:01:20,041 Şunu bilmeni isterim, bu olay hayatımın en büyük atılımı. Sağ ol. 1058 01:01:33,333 --> 01:01:36,541 Gecikmenin sebebi ne? Neyi bekliyoruz arkadaş? 1059 01:01:37,500 --> 01:01:40,625 Hadisenize lan, yakın şu maytabın fitilini artık! 1060 01:01:41,166 --> 01:01:42,541 Bütün gün bekleyemem! 1061 01:01:42,625 --> 01:01:47,208 Komutan Drask, başkanınız konuşuyor. 1062 01:01:48,458 --> 01:01:50,333 Ülkeniz size müteşekkir. 1063 01:01:51,083 --> 01:01:52,750 Gezegeniniz size müteşekkir. 1064 01:01:53,416 --> 01:01:55,875 Tanrı müteşekkir, ben de müteşekkirim. 1065 01:01:56,583 --> 01:01:59,208 Bana bir tek Jack Daniels verin 1066 01:02:00,083 --> 01:02:03,208 ve alkollü araç kullanmaktan yediğim cezaları silin, fit olalım. 1067 01:02:05,083 --> 01:02:08,916 Burası Görev Kontrol. Tüm kontroller tamam. 1068 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,416 Fırlatma rampası için son uyarı. 1069 01:02:11,500 --> 01:02:17,208 Keşfiniz sayesinde bu göreve çıkarak Dünya'yı kurtarma şansı yakaladık. 1070 01:02:18,375 --> 01:02:19,666 Bu şerefi 1071 01:02:22,041 --> 01:02:22,958 size veriyorum. 1072 01:02:28,458 --> 01:02:29,458 Teşekkürler. 1073 01:02:32,250 --> 01:02:35,125 Sağ olun Sayın Başkan. 1074 01:02:36,375 --> 01:02:38,833 Dünya gezegeni vatandaşları, 1075 01:02:40,375 --> 01:02:43,041 gerçekleştirilene dek her şey teorik olarak 1076 01:02:43,708 --> 01:02:45,125 imkânsızdır. 1077 01:02:46,250 --> 01:02:49,750 Ve böylelikle fırlatmayı başlatabiliriz. 1078 01:02:49,833 --> 01:02:50,708 Evet. 1079 01:02:50,791 --> 01:02:52,541 -Harika. -Teşekkürler. 1080 01:02:52,625 --> 01:02:53,541 Çok iyiydi. 1081 01:02:55,833 --> 01:02:57,708 Katılmamda bir sakınca var mı? 1082 01:02:59,125 --> 01:03:01,000 -Herkese selam. -Merhaba Peter. 1083 01:03:01,083 --> 01:03:05,708 Merhaba. Brie, her zamanki gibi fevkaladesin. 1084 01:03:06,958 --> 01:03:08,375 Buraya girmesine izin var mı? 1085 01:03:08,458 --> 01:03:12,291 Evet, Platin Kartal seviyesi bağışçımız. Her yere girebilir. 1086 01:03:12,375 --> 01:03:14,000 Görev dizisi başlatılsın. 1087 01:03:14,708 --> 01:03:17,625 Ekstazi kafa yapmaya başladı. Zamanlamam mükemmel. 1088 01:03:17,708 --> 01:03:24,125 On, dokuz, sekiz, yedi, altı, beş, dört… 1089 01:03:24,875 --> 01:03:26,125 Üç… 1090 01:03:40,541 --> 01:03:41,750 Tanrı'ya şükür! 1091 01:04:09,625 --> 01:04:11,583 Hiç uydu kaybetmedik. 1092 01:04:11,666 --> 01:04:14,916 Hata payı iki tanesini kaybetmekti. 1093 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:19,166 Sayın Başkan, rica etsem dışarıda biraz konuşabilir miyiz? 1094 01:04:19,791 --> 01:04:20,916 Tanrım. 1095 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,791 Görevin başarılı olma ihtimali %81'e yükseldi. 1096 01:04:23,875 --> 01:04:25,875 Muazzam. 1097 01:04:26,583 --> 01:04:27,750 Janie, hemen! 1098 01:04:27,833 --> 01:04:30,583 Çok pardon. 1099 01:04:30,666 --> 01:04:32,250 Peter, kusura bakma… 1100 01:04:36,500 --> 01:04:41,750 Yuvamız dediğimiz şu güzel mavi topu buradan selamlıyorum. 1101 01:04:42,250 --> 01:04:45,458 Harıl harıl çalışan gururlu beyaz insanlar, 1102 01:04:46,125 --> 01:04:47,250 Tanrı sizi korusun. 1103 01:04:47,875 --> 01:04:50,125 Kuşak farkı işte. Evet. 1104 01:04:50,791 --> 01:04:53,666 Buradan tüm Indian'lara sesleniyorum. 1105 01:04:53,750 --> 01:04:59,041 İki türe de, hem filleri olanlara hem elinde ok ve yay olanlara. 1106 01:04:59,708 --> 01:05:02,958 Niye bunca zamandır ittifak kurmadınız? Süper olmaz mı? 1107 01:05:03,625 --> 01:05:05,458 Tüm geylere de selam olsun. 1108 01:05:05,541 --> 01:05:07,875 Komutan, roket ayrılmak üzere. 1109 01:05:07,958 --> 01:05:10,625 -Telsizi meşgul etmeyelim. -Anlaşıldı. 1110 01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:23,416 Ayrılma gerçekleşti. 1111 01:05:23,500 --> 01:05:24,500 Muhteşem. 1112 01:05:29,083 --> 01:05:30,166 Fransızca mıydı? 1113 01:05:31,458 --> 01:05:37,000 Evet. Anlamı, "melekler cennete uçar." 1114 01:05:38,333 --> 01:05:42,458 Dartmouth'ta okurken incelediğimiz bir 14. yüzyıl şiiri. 1115 01:05:42,541 --> 01:05:45,875 Fırlatmayı izlerken bu şiiri düşündüm 1116 01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:48,416 ve seni. 1117 01:05:49,500 --> 01:05:50,500 Tanrım, kendimi… 1118 01:05:51,375 --> 01:05:52,333 …tutamıyorum… 1119 01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:04,750 #FırlatmaChallenge 1120 01:06:05,791 --> 01:06:08,666 Sanırım hastaneye gidip göstersem iyi olacak. 1121 01:06:08,750 --> 01:06:10,708 Hadi, yapalım! 1122 01:06:10,791 --> 01:06:13,666 Hadi! 1123 01:06:17,458 --> 01:06:19,583 Arkadaşlar, görevle ilgili 1124 01:06:19,666 --> 01:06:23,416 hayati bir bilgi az evvel bana bildirildi. 1125 01:06:32,625 --> 01:06:34,291 Sanki geri dönüyor. 1126 01:06:37,125 --> 01:06:40,250 Yok, dönmüyor. Rota düzeltmesi bu. 1127 01:06:40,333 --> 01:06:41,875 Standart uygulamadır. 1128 01:06:41,958 --> 01:06:43,458 Deniz Kuvvetleri'ndeydim. 1129 01:06:45,083 --> 01:06:47,375 Yok. Geri dönüyor. 1130 01:06:47,458 --> 01:06:51,166 Kalabalığın kafası karıştı 1131 01:06:51,250 --> 01:06:52,875 ama ne yalan söyleyeyim, 1132 01:06:52,958 --> 01:06:55,916 şu anda ne diyeceğimi ben de bilmiyorum. 1133 01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:59,208 Kesinlikle geri dönüyor. 1134 01:06:59,291 --> 01:07:01,666 Doğrudan mekiğe bakıyorum. 1135 01:07:01,750 --> 01:07:05,500 Drask'in mekiği kesinlikle dönüyor. 1136 01:07:07,916 --> 01:07:10,291 Ne olduğunu anlayan var mı Tanrı aşkına? 1137 01:07:16,208 --> 01:07:17,583 Hâlâ kilitli. 1138 01:07:17,666 --> 01:07:20,416 Ne olmuş olabilir ki, anlamıyorum. 1139 01:07:20,500 --> 01:07:23,250 Görev başarıyla ilerliyordu. Her şey düzgündü. 1140 01:07:23,333 --> 01:07:25,541 Pek çok şey olabilir aslında. 1141 01:07:26,250 --> 01:07:31,958 Kılavuz sistem hata vermiştir veya bomba dengesizleşmiştir, kim bilir. 1142 01:07:32,583 --> 01:07:34,708 Durum Odası'na giren adam kimdi? 1143 01:07:34,791 --> 01:07:35,625 Tanıdık geldi. 1144 01:07:35,708 --> 01:07:42,083 BASH'in CEO'su Peter Isherwell'di, gelmiş geçmiş en zengin üçüncü insan. 1145 01:07:42,166 --> 01:07:46,125 Gutenberg İncili'ni satın alıp sonra da kaybeden adam oydu. 1146 01:07:47,291 --> 01:07:48,916 Beklettim, kusura bakmayın. 1147 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,833 Her şey belirsizliğini koruyor. 1148 01:07:53,291 --> 01:07:54,541 Dr. Randall, 1149 01:07:54,625 --> 01:07:56,916 artık Beyaz Saray Baş Bilim Danışmanı'sınız. 1150 01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:57,833 Ne? 1151 01:07:57,916 --> 01:08:00,666 Acil Kabine toplantısına katılmanız gerekiyor, 1152 01:08:00,750 --> 01:08:02,000 orada bilgi verilecek. 1153 01:08:02,083 --> 01:08:02,916 Ya biz? 1154 01:08:03,666 --> 01:08:06,166 İznin yok güzelim. Üzme tatlı canını. 1155 01:08:06,250 --> 01:08:09,000 Kraker ve su getirdim. 1156 01:08:09,083 --> 01:08:10,750 Yere atmana gerek yok. 1157 01:08:10,833 --> 01:08:12,375 Taş çatlasın üç dört saat sürer. 1158 01:08:12,458 --> 01:08:15,583 Al Kate. Niye yere attı bilmiyorum. 1159 01:08:15,666 --> 01:08:17,750 Ya tuvalete gitmemiz gerekirse? 1160 01:08:17,833 --> 01:08:19,750 Yere gazete sereriz. 1161 01:08:19,833 --> 01:08:21,583 Koku giderici getiririm. 1162 01:08:21,666 --> 01:08:24,000 -Kısa, öz ve basit bilim. -Döneceğim. 1163 01:08:24,083 --> 01:08:24,958 Hadi. 1164 01:08:25,041 --> 01:08:27,083 Bilim doğruları söyler Randall. 1165 01:08:28,875 --> 01:08:30,500 Ya… Gelmek istiyor musun? 1166 01:08:30,583 --> 01:08:31,500 Evet. 1167 01:08:33,625 --> 01:08:35,625 Hanımlar beyler, 1168 01:08:35,708 --> 01:08:40,708 dünyanın acil ve korkunç bir tehlike zannettiği şey 1169 01:08:41,916 --> 01:08:44,625 aslında inanılmaz bir fırsatmış. 1170 01:08:44,708 --> 01:08:47,166 Müttefiklerimizin kafası karışık, cevap… 1171 01:08:47,250 --> 01:08:48,541 Söyle, beklesinler. 1172 01:08:49,583 --> 01:08:54,833 Dibiasky Kuyrukluyıldızı'nın son spektrometre ölçümlerini yapan 1173 01:08:54,916 --> 01:08:57,833 BASH İletişim astrojeologları 1174 01:08:59,583 --> 01:09:01,291 bir şey keşfettiler. 1175 01:09:02,250 --> 01:09:05,000 Gerçekten mucizevi bir şey. 1176 01:09:06,458 --> 01:09:08,125 Peter. Peter? 1177 01:09:08,791 --> 01:09:10,000 Teşekkürler Janie. 1178 01:09:12,208 --> 01:09:14,708 Bazılarınızın bildiği üzere, 1179 01:09:14,791 --> 01:09:17,541 dünyadaki en değerli mineraller 1180 01:09:17,625 --> 01:09:24,000 hızla cep telefonu ve bilgisayar üretiminde kullanılmaya başladı. 1181 01:09:24,083 --> 01:09:27,583 İtriyum, terbiyum, osmiyum, disprosyum vesaire. 1182 01:09:27,666 --> 01:09:29,000 Tükenmeye başladılar. 1183 01:09:29,083 --> 01:09:31,916 Tabii sorunun iyice büyümesine sebep olan şey, 1184 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:37,916 neredeyse tüm nadir toprak mineralleri üreten madenlerin üzerinde 1185 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:41,500 Çin'in koca panda pençesinin olması. 1186 01:09:41,583 --> 01:09:43,000 Dolayısıyla… 1187 01:09:43,708 --> 01:09:44,666 Vay canına! 1188 01:09:44,750 --> 01:09:48,541 Derin uzaydan bize doğru gelen bu kuyrukluyıldızda 1189 01:09:48,625 --> 01:09:52,250 en az 32 trilyon dolarlık bu hayati minerallerden olduğunu 1190 01:09:52,333 --> 01:09:57,000 astrojeologlarımız keşif ve tespit ettiğinde 1191 01:09:57,083 --> 01:10:02,833 BASH ekibi olarak ne kadar sevindiğimizi tahmin edebilirsiniz. 1192 01:10:02,916 --> 01:10:04,666 Teknoloji için hayatiler. 1193 01:10:04,750 --> 01:10:05,958 -Eğer ki… -Pardon. 1194 01:10:06,041 --> 01:10:09,625 Yani kuyrukluyıldızdan nadir mineral çıkarmak için mi 1195 01:10:09,708 --> 01:10:11,541 koca görevi iptal ettiniz? 1196 01:10:11,625 --> 01:10:16,458 Bence soru sormak için sunumun sonunu bekleyelim, 1197 01:10:16,541 --> 01:10:20,125 belki sunum sırasında cevabımızı alırız. 1198 01:10:20,666 --> 01:10:21,791 Tabii Sayın Başkan. 1199 01:10:22,958 --> 01:10:27,333 Diğer metaller de hesaba katılınca kuyrukluyıldızda neredeyse 1200 01:10:27,416 --> 01:10:31,541 toplam 140 trilyon dolarlık kıymetli metal var. 1201 01:10:31,625 --> 01:10:32,875 140 trillik. 1202 01:10:33,416 --> 01:10:34,416 Evet… 1203 01:10:35,375 --> 01:10:40,000 Hepimiz öleceksek trilyonlarca doların ne kıymeti var? 1204 01:10:40,083 --> 01:10:42,458 Aynı soruyu ben soracaktım Janie. 1205 01:10:42,541 --> 01:10:43,666 Niye bize danışılmadı? 1206 01:10:43,750 --> 01:10:45,500 -Yanlış anlamayın… -Olamaz! 1207 01:10:45,583 --> 01:10:47,833 -…ama bu tehlikeli. -Ya zengin ve güvende olursak? 1208 01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:53,125 Defalarca düşündüm, dönüp dolaşıp buna takılıyorum 1209 01:10:54,875 --> 01:10:56,791 ama hâlâ bir anlam veremiyorum. 1210 01:10:58,750 --> 01:11:03,791 Adam koskoca korgeneral. Pentagon'da çalışıyor. 1211 01:11:05,916 --> 01:11:09,000 Neden ücretsiz çerez için bizden para aldı? 1212 01:11:09,083 --> 01:11:12,750 Bir keresinde Sting'le tanıştım, 1213 01:11:13,708 --> 01:11:18,291 yemin ederim önümde osurdu, 1214 01:11:19,333 --> 01:11:24,458 hem de gözümün içine baka baka osurdu, "pardon" falan da demedi. 1215 01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:30,125 İşin tuhafı, hiç garipsemedim. 1216 01:11:32,375 --> 01:11:34,875 Çünkü benim gözümde hâlâ tılsımlı biriydi. 1217 01:11:35,916 --> 01:11:40,333 Arkadaşlar, konuşmalıyız. Hadi, yürüyün. Çabuk. 1218 01:11:41,416 --> 01:11:44,625 Bu delilik. Düpedüz delilik. 1219 01:11:44,708 --> 01:11:46,041 Olacak şey değil. 1220 01:11:46,125 --> 01:11:48,291 Başta aynı tepkiyi verdim. 1221 01:11:48,375 --> 01:11:51,375 Dokuz kilometrelik bir gezegen katili bu, 1222 01:11:51,458 --> 01:11:53,041 uluslararası dolaşım ücreti değil. 1223 01:11:53,125 --> 01:11:59,041 Görevi iptal etmelerine ben de anlam veremedim ve kızdım 1224 01:11:59,125 --> 01:12:01,708 ama ekipte Stanford'dan Gary Talcamont 1225 01:12:01,791 --> 01:12:03,958 ve Princeton'dan Lisa Inez var. 1226 01:12:04,041 --> 01:12:07,750 Yani bu yeni nesil son teknoloji. 1227 01:12:07,833 --> 01:12:14,625 Dev bir kuyrukluyıldız elbette gezegenimiz için varoluşsal bir tehdit 1228 01:12:14,708 --> 01:12:20,000 ama 30 ufak göktaşını idare edebiliriz. 1229 01:12:20,916 --> 01:12:26,625 BUKD'lerimiz, yani BASH Ulaş ve Keşfet Dronlarımız, 1230 01:12:26,708 --> 01:12:30,833 şurada gördüğünüz gibi kuyrukluyıldıza konarak 1231 01:12:30,916 --> 01:12:33,375 nanoteknoloji ile tarıyorlar, 1232 01:12:33,458 --> 01:12:37,666 bunun mucidi Nobel ödüllü bilim insanı Dr. Gary Talcamont. 1233 01:12:37,750 --> 01:12:40,500 Sonrasında derhâl 1234 01:12:40,583 --> 01:12:42,833 Nobel ve Polonsky ödüllü bilim insanı 1235 01:12:42,916 --> 01:12:48,250 Dr. Inez'in mikro hedefli kuantum fisyon patlayıcılarını yerleştiriyoruz. 1236 01:12:48,333 --> 01:12:51,708 Bakın, cismin derinliklerine… 1237 01:12:51,791 --> 01:12:53,958 Dr. Inez, rica etsem anlatır mısın? 1238 01:12:54,041 --> 01:12:55,416 Teşekkürler Peter. 1239 01:12:55,500 --> 01:12:58,250 CERN'deki parçacık hızlandırıcıda 1240 01:12:58,333 --> 01:13:00,375 geliştirdiğimiz faz-fisyon reaktörleri 1241 01:13:00,458 --> 01:13:03,125 kuyrukluyıldızı inanılmaz bir hassasiyetle 1242 01:13:03,208 --> 01:13:05,333 küçük parçalara bölebilir. 1243 01:13:05,416 --> 01:13:08,791 Sonra bu parçalar, BUKD'lerin kontrolünde 1244 01:13:08,875 --> 01:13:13,625 Pasifik Okyanusu'na indirilir ve bekleyen ABD Donanma gemileri parçaları toplar. 1245 01:13:13,708 --> 01:13:15,666 Ve bu… Teşekkürler. 1246 01:13:15,750 --> 01:13:19,875 Semadan düşen bu hazineleri topladığımızda 1247 01:13:19,958 --> 01:13:24,000 yoksulluk, sosyal adaletsizlik, biyoçeşitlilik kaybı 1248 01:13:24,083 --> 01:13:26,708 ve bunun gibi çeşitli problemler, 1249 01:13:26,791 --> 01:13:30,125 hepsi tarihin tozlu sayfalarında kalacak 1250 01:13:30,208 --> 01:13:35,625 ve insanoğlu anadan üryan Boaz ve Jakin'in sütunlarından geçip 1251 01:13:35,708 --> 01:13:38,250 altın çağın azametine yürüyecek… 1252 01:13:38,333 --> 01:13:41,583 Peki bu nanoteknoloji bağımsız uzmanlarca denetlendi mi? 1253 01:13:41,666 --> 01:13:45,166 Açıkçası veriyi ben görmedim ama modellenmiş. 1254 01:13:45,250 --> 01:13:47,125 Denetlenen herhangi bir veri var mı? 1255 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:48,833 Yok. 1256 01:13:48,916 --> 01:13:51,250 İnsan ırkını gezegenlerarası, 1257 01:13:51,333 --> 01:13:56,125 yıldızlararası, hatta evrenlerarası bir istikbal bekliyor. 1258 01:13:59,125 --> 01:14:01,375 -Umarım öyle olur. -Bana uyar. 1259 01:14:01,458 --> 01:14:05,041 Bu kuyrukluyıldızdan çıkarılacak mineraller ve zenginlik 1260 01:14:05,125 --> 01:14:06,458 dünyada açlığı bitirebilir. 1261 01:14:06,541 --> 01:14:08,166 Ha, şimdi anladım. 1262 01:14:08,250 --> 01:14:10,833 -Niye gülüyorsun? -Tabii, anladım. 1263 01:14:10,916 --> 01:14:15,333 Demek bu saçmalığı böyle süslediler. 1264 01:14:15,416 --> 01:14:17,250 Özgürlük, çiçek böcek de derler. 1265 01:14:17,333 --> 01:14:18,166 -Evet. -Peki. 1266 01:14:18,250 --> 01:14:21,916 Görevi bırakmamı mı istiyorsunuz? Bırakırım. Sorun değil. 1267 01:14:22,416 --> 01:14:25,750 Ama şunu anlayın, bu iş artık kontrolümüzün dışında. 1268 01:14:25,833 --> 01:14:27,208 Tüm güç onlarda. 1269 01:14:27,291 --> 01:14:29,958 Bu teranenin tam bir felakete dönüşmemesi için 1270 01:14:30,041 --> 01:14:33,000 yanlarında kim olsun istersiniz? 1271 01:14:33,083 --> 01:14:35,708 Jason Orlean mi? Jason Orlean mi olsun? 1272 01:14:35,791 --> 01:14:40,125 Sana bir şey diyeceğim. Bu tam bir felaket oldu bile. 1273 01:14:40,208 --> 01:14:43,750 Bir cep telefonu şirketinin hisseleri tavan yapsın diye 1274 01:14:43,833 --> 01:14:46,625 dağ kadar cismin bize çarpmasına izin verecekler! 1275 01:14:46,708 --> 01:14:49,916 Sesini epey kıssan iyi olacak Kızıl. 1276 01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:52,125 Görevi iptal ettiklerini mi söylediniz? 1277 01:14:52,208 --> 01:14:53,625 Neden telefondan bahsettiniz? 1278 01:14:53,708 --> 01:14:56,750 Arkadaşım olanlar hakkında sadece fikir yürüttü. 1279 01:14:56,833 --> 01:14:58,291 Biz de anlamaya çalışıyoruz. 1280 01:14:58,375 --> 01:15:01,458 Bu epey resmî görünümlü bir Beyaz Saray yaka kartı. 1281 01:15:01,541 --> 01:15:03,291 Bu neden bende bilmiyorum. 1282 01:15:03,375 --> 01:15:05,125 Yalvarırım, ne olduğunu söyleyin. 1283 01:15:05,208 --> 01:15:07,625 Evde üç çocuğum korku içinde. Lütfen. 1284 01:15:07,708 --> 01:15:10,333 Anlıyorum. Keşke bir şey söyleyebilsem ama… 1285 01:15:10,416 --> 01:15:12,958 Biz de sizin gibi insanız. Bilme hakkımız var. 1286 01:15:13,041 --> 01:15:16,000 Doğru söylüyorlar. Bilmeye hakları var. 1287 01:15:16,916 --> 01:15:18,833 Sahiden bilmek istiyor musunuz? 1288 01:15:18,916 --> 01:15:19,750 -Evet. -Lütfen. 1289 01:15:19,833 --> 01:15:22,291 -Kate, hayır. Sakın yapma. -Kate. 1290 01:15:23,583 --> 01:15:29,375 Kuyrukluyıldızda bir sürü altın, elmas ve nadir bok püsür buldular. 1291 01:15:29,958 --> 01:15:32,166 Gezegene çarpmasına izin verecekler, 1292 01:15:32,250 --> 01:15:36,416 bir avuç zengin daha da bok gibi zengin olsun diye! 1293 01:15:54,708 --> 01:15:55,958 Çekme! 1294 01:15:56,583 --> 01:15:58,625 …her şeyi denedim, dinlemiyorlar. 1295 01:15:58,708 --> 01:15:59,958 Şaşırdık mı, hayır. 1296 01:16:00,041 --> 01:16:02,875 Milleti galeyana getirmeyi seviyorsun galiba. 1297 01:16:02,958 --> 01:16:04,958 Üzgünüm Kate. Gerçekten üzgünüm. 1298 01:16:05,041 --> 01:16:07,041 Randall. Bırak gözünü seveyim. 1299 01:16:07,833 --> 01:16:09,958 Brie Evantee nerede? 1300 01:16:10,041 --> 01:16:11,666 Bir restorana gidip 1301 01:16:11,750 --> 01:16:14,750 masa altında ayaklarınızla oynaşsanıza siz! 1302 01:16:14,833 --> 01:16:18,041 Kız haksız değil. İpin ucunu iyice kaçırdın. 1303 01:16:18,125 --> 01:16:21,375 Ne yapayım? İnternette dilekçe kampanyası mı başlatayım? 1304 01:16:21,458 --> 01:16:24,416 Üç beş kişi toplayıp elimizde dövizle protesto mu edelim? 1305 01:16:24,500 --> 01:16:26,958 Amaç, hükûmeti mi devirmek? Şuna bak. 1306 01:16:27,041 --> 01:16:28,875 Bakamam! Kafama çuval geçirdiler! 1307 01:16:28,958 --> 01:16:31,583 Üzgünüm Doktor, Saray kızın kaybolmasını istiyor. 1308 01:16:31,666 --> 01:16:33,166 -Yapmayın. Bakın… -Hemen. 1309 01:16:33,250 --> 01:16:35,958 Bir saniye. O ne demek? Ne kaybolması? 1310 01:16:36,041 --> 01:16:37,833 -"Kaybolmak" ne? -Kate. 1311 01:16:39,375 --> 01:16:42,208 Tanrım. Kate! İyi misin? 1312 01:16:45,541 --> 01:16:48,833 Teddy, yapma! Başka seçeneğim mi var sanki? 1313 01:16:51,166 --> 01:16:53,541 İnsanın her zaman bir seçeneği vardır! 1314 01:16:53,625 --> 01:16:56,458 Bazen doğru olanı seçmek gerekir! 1315 01:17:03,083 --> 01:17:04,500 Bayan Katelyn Dibiasky, 1316 01:17:04,583 --> 01:17:08,208 hakkınızda ulusal güvenlik sırlarını ihlal etmek, 1317 01:17:08,291 --> 01:17:11,083 isyan başlatmak, Bojo Mambo's Karides LTD ŞTİ'nin 1318 01:17:11,166 --> 01:17:13,666 mülküne maddi hasar vermekten suçlamalar var. 1319 01:17:13,750 --> 01:17:14,583 Ne? Ben… 1320 01:17:14,666 --> 01:17:19,208 Ancak aşağıdaki şartları kabul ederseniz Adalet Bakanlığı dava açmayacak, 1321 01:17:19,291 --> 01:17:21,958 "Dibiasky Kuyrukluyıldızı ve BASH İletişim hakkında 1322 01:17:22,041 --> 01:17:26,708 kışkırtıcı söylemlerde bulunmayacak ve medyadan uzak duracaksınız." 1323 01:17:28,916 --> 01:17:32,333 Tamam. Ver, imzalayayım. Artık umurumda değil. 1324 01:17:47,875 --> 01:17:52,166 Anne. Baba. Eve döndüğüm için çok mutluyum. 1325 01:17:54,875 --> 01:17:55,875 Kilidi açın. 1326 01:17:55,958 --> 01:17:57,750 Politika istemiyoruz. Sıfır. 1327 01:17:58,250 --> 01:17:59,458 Ne diyorsunuz yahu? 1328 01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:02,916 Kuyrukluyıldızın sunacağı istihdamı destekliyoruz. 1329 01:18:05,708 --> 01:18:07,916 Ülkede yeterince bölünme var. 1330 01:18:08,666 --> 01:18:10,458 Evimizde de olsun istemiyoruz. 1331 01:18:14,208 --> 01:18:16,208 -Yavaş olun çocuklar. -Pardon anne. 1332 01:18:17,291 --> 01:18:19,333 Çocuklarımın istikbali için endişeliyim. 1333 01:18:19,833 --> 01:18:22,541 Kuyrukluyıldızın yaratacağı işler harika tabii. 1334 01:18:23,041 --> 01:18:24,416 Ama ya güvenli değilse? 1335 01:18:24,916 --> 01:18:28,708 Şu anda milyonlarca insanımız yaklaşan kuyrukluyıldıza dair 1336 01:18:29,208 --> 01:18:31,208 benzer kaygılar taşıyor. 1337 01:18:31,291 --> 01:18:32,708 Bu yüzden BASH İletişim 1338 01:18:32,791 --> 01:18:35,125 ABD hükûmetiyle el ele vererek 1339 01:18:35,208 --> 01:18:40,041 tüm sorularınıza cevap verecek ücretsiz bir yardım hattı kuruyor. 1340 01:18:40,750 --> 01:18:46,125 Kim bilir? Belki de bu belirsiz süreçte hattaki bilim insanlarımızdan biri… 1341 01:18:46,208 --> 01:18:49,541 Sağ ol Sharon. İçime su serptin. 1342 01:18:49,625 --> 01:18:53,833 …sırtınızı yaslayabileceğiniz, mumla aradığınız o dosttur. 1343 01:18:54,708 --> 01:18:59,875 1-800-532-4500'i arayın, aklınızda soru kalmasın. 1344 01:18:59,958 --> 01:19:01,291 Sadece BASH müşterilerine. 1345 01:19:01,375 --> 01:19:03,250 Müşteri memnuniyeti için verileriniz 1346 01:19:03,333 --> 01:19:04,666 iştiraklerimizle paylaşılır. 1347 01:19:04,750 --> 01:19:05,916 Ücrete tabidir. 1348 01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:09,208 Velhasıl bunu büyükelçi sanıp göklere çıkardım. 1349 01:19:09,291 --> 01:19:13,541 Yok ya, eleman garsondu. Egosu balon gibi şişmiştir. 1350 01:19:16,916 --> 01:19:18,125 Tanrım. 1351 01:19:19,250 --> 01:19:22,875 June, burada ne işin var tatlım? 1352 01:19:24,708 --> 01:19:27,458 Bir işler döndüğünden şüphelendim ve… 1353 01:19:28,333 --> 01:19:31,958 Yani şey, biz önemli meseleler tartışıyorduk. 1354 01:19:32,041 --> 01:19:35,458 -Yaptığımız bu. -Çok önemli olduğu ortada. 1355 01:19:35,541 --> 01:19:39,500 Rica etsem, bu kısmı es geçsek? Hani senin ahlak abidesi, 1356 01:19:39,583 --> 01:19:43,041 bizim boynu bükükleri oynadığımız kısım. Çok sıkıcı. 1357 01:19:43,750 --> 01:19:44,791 "Çok sıkıcı" mı? 1358 01:19:44,875 --> 01:19:49,291 Kocamla yattığın için vicdan azabı çekeceğin kısmı mı diyorsun? 1359 01:19:50,916 --> 01:19:52,583 Azap çektiğim falan yok. 1360 01:19:52,666 --> 01:19:56,416 Randall ile harika vakit geçiyoruz. Bence buradaki soru şu, 1361 01:19:56,500 --> 01:20:01,791 harika vakit geçirmeye devam mı edeceğiz, yoksa o seninle Wisconsin'a mı dönecek? 1362 01:20:01,875 --> 01:20:02,750 Veya Montana'ya. 1363 01:20:02,833 --> 01:20:04,875 -Yoksa Michigan mıydı? -Michigan. 1364 01:20:08,250 --> 01:20:12,500 Aslında doğru söylüyor. 1365 01:20:13,291 --> 01:20:16,333 Cevap bekleyen tek soru bu. Yani… 1366 01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:19,958 June, bir tanem, 1367 01:20:21,250 --> 01:20:26,458 bazen hayatta bazı şeyler biraz karmaşık oluyor ve öyle kolayca… 1368 01:20:26,541 --> 01:20:27,541 Anladım. 1369 01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:31,208 Çok hızlı oldu. 1370 01:20:35,250 --> 01:20:37,458 O hâlde gitmeden önce 1371 01:20:38,458 --> 01:20:41,375 Randall'ın bakımı için gerekli 1372 01:20:42,333 --> 01:20:45,458 -talimatları vereyim. -Çok üzgünüm. 1373 01:20:47,125 --> 01:20:50,541 Evet, panik atak için kullandığı Xanax. 1374 01:20:50,625 --> 01:20:51,458 Tanrım. 1375 01:20:51,541 --> 01:20:54,458 Ani depresyonları için aldığı Zoloft. 1376 01:20:54,541 --> 01:20:57,083 Son zamanlarda pek olmuyor. Yani… 1377 01:20:57,166 --> 01:20:58,250 Ne iyi. Harika. 1378 01:20:58,333 --> 01:21:01,208 Bu, tansiyonu için. 1379 01:21:02,083 --> 01:21:04,708 -Huzursuz bacak için, eğlencelidir. -Tanrım. 1380 01:21:07,250 --> 01:21:10,875 Diğer ilaçlar yüzünden kilo almasın diye iştah kapatıcı. 1381 01:21:10,958 --> 01:21:16,291 Son olarak Amerika'nın en seksi bilim adamı için bir şişe Cialis! 1382 01:21:16,375 --> 01:21:17,375 Tanrım. 1383 01:21:26,583 --> 01:21:28,041 Hoşça kal Randall. 1384 01:21:28,125 --> 01:21:29,916 Bu durumda oğullarına 1385 01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:32,375 "Babanız TV'deki kadına çakıyor" derim artık. 1386 01:21:33,416 --> 01:21:34,791 June, ben… 1387 01:21:36,250 --> 01:21:38,458 Bir an işler yoluna girecek sandım. 1388 01:21:40,333 --> 01:21:43,666 Halk, istihdam için kuyrukluyıldızın zapt edilmesini istiyor. 1389 01:21:43,750 --> 01:21:45,791 %37'si, cismin çarpmasını istemiyor. 1390 01:21:45,875 --> 01:21:47,583 Bu oran üç puan düşmüş. 1391 01:21:47,666 --> 01:21:50,791 %23'ü, bir kuyrukluyıldız olduğuna dahi inanmıyor, 1392 01:21:50,875 --> 01:21:52,666 bu rakam epey artmış. 1393 01:21:53,500 --> 01:21:55,458 Bitcoin değil, Ratcoin! 1394 01:21:56,041 --> 01:21:56,916 Ratcoin. 1395 01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:59,541 Evet, bence bu rakamlara bakınca… 1396 01:21:59,625 --> 01:22:01,833 Bu güneş gözlüğünü almak istiyorum. 1397 01:22:10,250 --> 01:22:12,375 TV'de "Gebereceğiz" diyen kız mısın? 1398 01:22:13,041 --> 01:22:14,958 Hayır. Ne alacaksın? 1399 01:22:19,291 --> 01:22:20,250 Ha siktir! 1400 01:22:20,333 --> 01:22:23,041 -Evet, sensin. Kesin. -Evet, benim. 1401 01:22:23,125 --> 01:22:26,833 Oha lan. Kelimenin tam anlamıyla efsosun. Harbi diyorum. 1402 01:22:28,125 --> 01:22:29,583 Kaykayımda resmin var. 1403 01:22:29,666 --> 01:22:31,041 Kaykayında resmin var. 1404 01:22:31,125 --> 01:22:33,125 Süper. Ne alacaksın? 1405 01:22:33,208 --> 01:22:36,416 Almıyorsan bekleme yapıp diğer müşterileri oyalama. 1406 01:22:36,500 --> 01:22:38,791 Saçına dokunabilir miyim? Cinsel açıdan değil. 1407 01:22:38,875 --> 01:22:40,958 -Siktir git, uzak dur. -Oğlum, sus… 1408 01:22:42,583 --> 01:22:45,041 Diogo'yu ara, sapıtacak. Merhaba der misin? 1409 01:22:45,125 --> 01:22:49,250 Eleman sana hasta. Sana tapıyoruz. Biz de Orlean'e tahammül edemiyoruz. 1410 01:22:53,458 --> 01:22:54,583 N'aber? Oğlum, bak… 1411 01:22:54,666 --> 01:22:57,083 Lan, bir sus. Bak, kiminleyiz. 1412 01:22:57,166 --> 01:22:59,833 -Kanka! Ortama bak! -Yıkılıyor! 1413 01:23:01,250 --> 01:23:03,958 Bir şeyler aldık ama ödeyemeyeceğiz, 1414 01:23:04,041 --> 01:23:05,583 senin anlayacağın… 1415 01:23:07,208 --> 01:23:09,250 -Nakit yok. -Öğrendiğim kadarıyla… 1416 01:23:09,333 --> 01:23:11,875 -Evet. -…Kate Dibiasky ile ilişkini anlatan 1417 01:23:11,958 --> 01:23:13,458 bir kitap yazmışsın. 1418 01:23:13,541 --> 01:23:15,958 Sorman enteresan, üzerinde çalışıyorum. 1419 01:23:16,041 --> 01:23:18,583 Kitabın adı Şeytan'la Tanışma ve… 1420 01:23:18,666 --> 01:23:20,791 Gözlerinle güvenlik mi çağırıyorsun? 1421 01:23:20,875 --> 01:23:22,125 Yok. Gidebilirsiniz. 1422 01:23:22,208 --> 01:23:24,333 -Kulağa kötü geliyor. -Gerçekten mi? 1423 01:23:25,625 --> 01:23:27,125 Umurunda değil galiba. 1424 01:23:28,958 --> 01:23:29,958 Elbette umurumda. 1425 01:23:30,041 --> 01:23:33,041 DrinkMo'nun hizmet kalite garantisi umurumda. 1426 01:23:33,666 --> 01:23:35,500 Bizim de umurumuzda değil. 1427 01:23:35,583 --> 01:23:37,208 Hem de zerre kadar. 1428 01:23:37,291 --> 01:23:40,291 Akşamları terk edilmiş Burger Crown'da takılıyoruz. 1429 01:23:40,375 --> 01:23:41,208 Aynen. 1430 01:23:41,291 --> 01:23:43,750 Gel takıl bize, ödlek değilsen tabii. 1431 01:23:46,875 --> 01:23:48,333 Ben ve… 1432 01:23:48,416 --> 01:23:50,958 -Üf, tamam ya. Sağ ol. -…bir şişe viski. 1433 01:23:51,958 --> 01:23:54,500 Şaka tabii. Öte yandan… 1434 01:24:06,291 --> 01:24:07,500 Tamam. 1435 01:24:07,583 --> 01:24:09,083 Tanıştırayım, 1436 01:24:10,500 --> 01:24:16,333 insanlığın kurtarıcısı BASH Ulaş ve Keşfet Dronu. 1437 01:24:16,416 --> 01:24:17,500 Muhteşem. 1438 01:24:17,583 --> 01:24:19,125 Muhteşem, değil mi? 1439 01:24:19,208 --> 01:24:21,625 Bunun adını Primo koydum, ilk olduğundan. 1440 01:24:22,916 --> 01:24:24,416 İlk çocuğum gibi. 1441 01:24:25,083 --> 01:24:30,166 Primo, evladım. Benim, baban, Cronos. 1442 01:24:31,375 --> 01:24:35,166 Utanma. Hadi. Göklerde ilah olacaksın. 1443 01:24:41,416 --> 01:24:46,583 Patlamaların senkronizasyonu konusunda herhangi bir endişeniz var mı? 1444 01:24:46,666 --> 01:24:50,583 Ah be Doktor. Her zaman sualler ve korkular olur. 1445 01:24:51,250 --> 01:24:54,500 Elimde Dr. Inez'in bir raporu var. 1446 01:24:54,583 --> 01:24:57,041 -Şuna bir bakar mısınız? -Teşekkürler. 1447 01:24:57,125 --> 01:24:59,333 Bakın, pek çok meslektaşım 1448 01:24:59,416 --> 01:25:01,875 ya projeden çıkarıldı ya da istifa etti, 1449 01:25:01,958 --> 01:25:06,083 görev hakkında soru soranların sonu hep aynı. 1450 01:25:06,166 --> 01:25:08,750 Emin olmak istediğim şey, 1451 01:25:09,333 --> 01:25:11,958 bağımsız denetleme sürecine saygı göstermeniz 1452 01:25:12,041 --> 01:25:14,583 ve bu göreve iş adamı gibi yaklaşmamanız. 1453 01:25:14,666 --> 01:25:16,333 -Anlatabildim mi? Yani… -Ne? 1454 01:25:16,916 --> 01:25:20,208 -Bilmek istediğim… -Bana iş adamı mı dedin? 1455 01:25:20,958 --> 01:25:23,916 -Holding sahibisiniz… -Beni böyle mi görüyorsun? 1456 01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:27,791 Beni tanıdığını mı düşünüyorsun? 1457 01:25:29,375 --> 01:25:30,291 İş mi? 1458 01:25:31,250 --> 01:25:35,125 Burada mevzubahis evrim. İnsan soyunun evrimi. 1459 01:25:36,125 --> 01:25:38,125 -Bu ne şimdi… -Şey… 1460 01:25:38,208 --> 01:25:41,375 BASH'te senin hakkında 40 milyondan fazla veri var, 1461 01:25:41,458 --> 01:25:45,458 1994'ten beri verdiğin her kararı biliyoruz Doktor. 1462 01:25:45,541 --> 01:25:51,833 Kolon poliplerin olduğunu doktorundan aylar önce biliyorum. 1463 01:25:51,916 --> 01:25:53,750 Hatta şu an dört beş tane var. 1464 01:25:53,833 --> 01:25:57,375 Endişe edecek bir şey yok ama ilk fırsatta doktora görün. 1465 01:25:57,458 --> 01:26:01,916 Daha da önemlisi, senin ciğerini, kim olduğunu biliyorum. 1466 01:26:02,000 --> 01:26:07,083 Algoritmalarım sekiz temel tüketici profili belirledi. 1467 01:26:07,166 --> 01:26:10,791 Sen bir yaşam stili idealistisin. 1468 01:26:10,875 --> 01:26:15,125 Yüksek ahlaki inançlarla hareket ettiğini sanıyorsun. 1469 01:26:15,208 --> 01:26:20,125 Ama tek yaptığın zevke koşup acıdan kaçmak. 1470 01:26:22,375 --> 01:26:25,000 Tıpkı bir tarla faresi gibi. 1471 01:26:27,125 --> 01:26:28,500 Tek amacım… 1472 01:26:29,916 --> 01:26:32,875 Projede bilim bazlı hareket edilmesi için uğraşıyorum. 1473 01:26:32,958 --> 01:26:34,041 Umarım anlıyorsunuz. 1474 01:26:34,125 --> 01:26:38,250 Algoritmalarımız nasıl öleceğini bile tahmin edebilir. 1475 01:26:39,125 --> 01:26:44,375 Hem de %96,5 doğruluk payıyla. 1476 01:26:44,458 --> 01:26:46,333 Tanıştığımızda dosyana baktım. 1477 01:26:47,541 --> 01:26:52,000 Ölümün çok sıradan ve sıkıcıydı. 1478 01:26:52,666 --> 01:26:56,750 Detayları hatırlamıyorum, aklımda kalan tek şey var. 1479 01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:00,750 Yalnız öleceksin. 1480 01:27:03,750 --> 01:27:04,791 Yalnız. 1481 01:27:05,291 --> 01:27:09,958 İzninle Sayın Başkan. İşim var. Yerinde olsam kulağını çekerdim. 1482 01:27:10,041 --> 01:27:13,083 Ne yaptığını sanıyorsun? Aman tanrım. 1483 01:27:13,166 --> 01:27:14,416 İşimi yapmaya çalışıyordum. 1484 01:27:14,500 --> 01:27:17,708 Peter sana bayıldığı için çok şanslısın. 1485 01:27:20,958 --> 01:27:25,000 YANICI MADDE 1486 01:27:25,083 --> 01:27:26,916 Artık yetişkinlerlesin Randall. 1487 01:27:27,458 --> 01:27:29,083 Takip edemez oldum! 1488 01:27:30,375 --> 01:27:33,666 -Şişko. -Şişko! 1489 01:27:33,750 --> 01:27:35,083 Onu ana caddede gördüm. 1490 01:27:35,166 --> 01:27:40,375 BASH, Orlean'in Şili hükûmetine 90 milyar dolar vermesini sağladı, 1491 01:27:40,458 --> 01:27:44,708 sırf ülkenin kıyılarına vuracak tsunamiye izin versinler diye. 1492 01:27:44,791 --> 01:27:45,666 Olacak iş mi? 1493 01:27:45,750 --> 01:27:46,750 GEBERECEĞİZ ULAN 1494 01:27:46,833 --> 01:27:49,333 Isherwell, kendisi ve kurmayları için sığınak yaptırmış. 1495 01:27:49,416 --> 01:27:51,791 Hayır, kaçış gemisi inşa etmişler. 1496 01:27:51,875 --> 01:27:55,250 Arkadaşlar, gerçek çok daha vahim. 1497 01:27:56,291 --> 01:28:00,208 Sandığınız kadar şeytani olacak akıl fikir yok bunlarda. 1498 01:28:06,916 --> 01:28:08,541 -Ne var ya? -Olmaz. 1499 01:28:13,416 --> 01:28:15,625 Siktir! Beni çıldırtıyorsun Kate. 1500 01:28:16,208 --> 01:28:18,000 Sikerler. Hepimiz gebereceğiz. 1501 01:28:30,250 --> 01:28:34,083 DİYET GERİ SAYIMI KALAN GÜN 25 1502 01:28:35,333 --> 01:28:36,583 …filmin vizyon tarihi 1503 01:28:36,666 --> 01:28:40,166 Dibiasky Kuyrukluyıldızı'nın çarpacağına inanılan gün. 1504 01:28:40,250 --> 01:28:42,750 İlk duyumlara göre, film şimdiden klasik. 1505 01:28:42,833 --> 01:28:45,500 Evet. İnanılmaz bir kadrosu var. 1506 01:28:45,583 --> 01:28:48,125 -Devin oynuyor. -Devin Peters'a bayılıyorum. 1507 01:28:48,208 --> 01:28:49,833 -Evet. -Her filmde muhteşem. 1508 01:28:49,916 --> 01:28:52,166 -Filmin adı neydi? -Adı Toplu Yıkım. 1509 01:28:52,250 --> 01:28:56,208 300 milyon dolar bütçeyle çekildi. 1510 01:28:56,291 --> 01:28:59,333 -Bu filmler… -Maaşından fazla. 1511 01:28:59,416 --> 01:29:01,791 Hiç sorma. Arkadaşım Farley izlemiş. 1512 01:29:01,875 --> 01:29:04,625 -Çok eğlenceli filmmiş. -Farley sevdiyse tamam. 1513 01:29:04,708 --> 01:29:07,250 Farley sevdiyse sorun yok. 1514 01:29:07,333 --> 01:29:08,583 Ama öncelikle, 1515 01:29:09,416 --> 01:29:12,458 yüzümdeki tebessüm ele veriyor galiba… 1516 01:29:12,541 --> 01:29:13,833 Kes şunu. 1517 01:29:13,916 --> 01:29:18,916 …Amerika'nın en seksi bilim insanı Dr. Randall stüdyo konuğumuz. Hoş geldin. 1518 01:29:19,666 --> 01:29:21,375 Dr. Randall, nasılsın hocam? 1519 01:29:21,458 --> 01:29:24,208 İyiyim. İyiden de iyiyim. 1520 01:29:25,666 --> 01:29:30,958 Söylesene Randall, duyduğumuza göre kuyrukluyıldız yokmuş 1521 01:29:31,041 --> 01:29:34,375 veya varmış da iyi mi kötü mü olduğu tam belli değilmiş. 1522 01:29:34,458 --> 01:29:36,750 Kafamız çok karışık. 1523 01:29:36,833 --> 01:29:41,166 Bilge bilim insanımızdan rica etsek bizi biraz aydınlatır mı? 1524 01:29:42,583 --> 01:29:47,666 Her şeyden önce Brie, bir kuyrukluyıldız kesinlikle var. 1525 01:29:47,750 --> 01:29:48,791 Tamam. 1526 01:29:48,875 --> 01:29:52,125 Peki bunu nereden biliyoruz? Çünkü elimizde veri var. 1527 01:29:54,458 --> 01:29:58,666 Bilimsel çevrelerde son dönemde artan bir endişe var. 1528 01:29:59,333 --> 01:30:02,875 Çünkü bağımsız denetim süreci son derece hayatidir… 1529 01:30:02,958 --> 01:30:05,708 -BASH'in hisseleri… -…zira somut olgu… Ne? 1530 01:30:05,791 --> 01:30:07,458 BASH'in hisselerine bakarsak 1531 01:30:07,541 --> 01:30:09,083 denetimler dert değil, 1532 01:30:09,166 --> 01:30:10,583 hisseler uçuyor resmen. 1533 01:30:10,666 --> 01:30:13,125 Şeffaf olayım, bir çuval BASH hissesi aldım, 1534 01:30:13,208 --> 01:30:14,500 öneririm, siz de alın. 1535 01:30:14,583 --> 01:30:16,333 Seni utanmaz kapitalist. 1536 01:30:16,416 --> 01:30:19,458 Hisseleri satıp arka bahçeme yepyeni jakuzi atınca 1537 01:30:19,541 --> 01:30:22,083 -cumburlop ilk sen atlayacaksın. -Beni tanımışsın. 1538 01:30:22,166 --> 01:30:23,375 Tabii ya. 1539 01:30:23,458 --> 01:30:25,875 Dr. Randall, iyi misin? Su alır mısın? 1540 01:30:25,958 --> 01:30:27,166 İyi hissetmiyorum. 1541 01:30:27,250 --> 01:30:29,625 Peki. En iyisi reklam arasına girelim… 1542 01:30:29,708 --> 01:30:33,291 Hayır, lütfen Brie. Yayını kesme. Bir şey demek istiyorum. 1543 01:30:33,375 --> 01:30:34,916 -Peki. -Tam yerine geldin. 1544 01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:36,333 Zira amacımız konuşmak. 1545 01:30:36,416 --> 01:30:40,416 Lütfen bu kadar neşeli olmayı keser misiniz? 1546 01:30:41,833 --> 01:30:44,791 Üzgünüm ama her şey her zaman esprili, neşeli 1547 01:30:44,875 --> 01:30:47,083 veya hoş olmak zorunda değil. 1548 01:30:47,166 --> 01:30:50,583 Bazen birbirimizle doğrudan konuşabilmeliyiz. 1549 01:30:50,666 --> 01:30:52,083 Bazı şeyler duyulmalı. 1550 01:30:53,833 --> 01:30:57,125 Şunun tekrar altını çizelim, 1551 01:30:57,791 --> 01:31:01,916 dev bir kuyrukluyıldız Dünya'ya doğru gelmekte. 1552 01:31:02,666 --> 01:31:05,291 Bu cismin varlığını biliyoruz 1553 01:31:05,375 --> 01:31:06,833 çünkü gördük. 1554 01:31:06,916 --> 01:31:10,208 Kendi gözlerimizle teleskoptan bakarak gördük. 1555 01:31:10,291 --> 01:31:13,500 Tanrı aşkına, resmini bile çektik be! 1556 01:31:13,583 --> 01:31:15,291 Daha başka kanıt mı lazım? 1557 01:31:15,791 --> 01:31:18,375 En basitinden, Everest Dağı boyutunda 1558 01:31:18,458 --> 01:31:22,875 dev bir kuyrukluyıldızın Dünya'ya hızla ilerlemesinin 1559 01:31:22,958 --> 01:31:29,041 hayra alamet olmadığı konusunda bile hemfikir olamıyorsak 1560 01:31:29,833 --> 01:31:32,125 sorarım size, nerede yanlış yaptık? 1561 01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:37,333 Tanrı aşkına, birbirimizle nasıl diyalog kuracağız? 1562 01:31:37,416 --> 01:31:41,208 Kendimize ne yaptık böyle? Bunu nasıl düzelteceğiz? 1563 01:31:41,291 --> 01:31:44,791 Fırsatımız varken kuyrukluyıldızı rotasından saptırmalıydık 1564 01:31:44,875 --> 01:31:48,083 ama yapmadık. Neden yapmadık, hâlâ anlamıyorum. 1565 01:31:48,166 --> 01:31:52,041 Şimdi de benim gibi bilim insanlarını işten atıyorlar. 1566 01:31:52,125 --> 01:31:54,666 Niye? Onlara karşı çıktıkları için. 1567 01:31:55,416 --> 01:31:59,958 Eminim pek çok insan az evvel söylediklerime kulak asmayacak 1568 01:32:00,041 --> 01:32:02,833 çünkü kendi politik eğilimleri var 1569 01:32:03,500 --> 01:32:05,916 ama şunu iyi anlayın, 1570 01:32:06,583 --> 01:32:08,583 ben kimsenin adamı değilim. 1571 01:32:08,666 --> 01:32:10,916 Sadece gerçekleri açıkça söylüyorum. 1572 01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:12,625 Sanırım bu noktada 1573 01:32:12,708 --> 01:32:16,958 hem Isherwell'in hem de Başkan'ın bahsettiği faydaları… 1574 01:32:17,041 --> 01:32:21,750 O hâlde söyleyeyim, ABD Başkanı yalan söylüyor ulan! 1575 01:32:23,208 --> 01:32:24,708 Ben de sizler gibiyim. 1576 01:32:24,791 --> 01:32:29,833 Başkan ne yaptığını biliyordur diye dua ediyorum. 1577 01:32:29,916 --> 01:32:33,750 Umarım hiçbirimizi yüzüstü bırakmaz ama işin aslı şu ki 1578 01:32:33,833 --> 01:32:36,875 bu hükûmet külliyen, 1579 01:32:36,958 --> 01:32:41,500 düpedüz kafayı sıyırdı be! 1580 01:32:41,583 --> 01:32:45,125 Bence hepimiz gebereceğiz! 1581 01:32:49,375 --> 01:32:51,000 Eve gitmek istiyorum artık. 1582 01:32:52,500 --> 01:32:56,125 Şu anda tek istediğim eve gitmek. 1583 01:33:00,875 --> 01:33:02,583 Tüm bu söylediklerimden 1584 01:33:03,208 --> 01:33:09,666 geriye tek bir şey çıkaracaksanız o da dilerim ki şu olsun, 1585 01:33:10,666 --> 01:33:13,583 hepimiz, hep beraber… 1586 01:33:22,083 --> 01:33:23,625 Niye böyle yaptın? 1587 01:33:24,750 --> 01:33:28,250 Genelde insanlardan tiksinirim ama sana ısınmıştım. 1588 01:33:29,791 --> 01:33:33,000 Biliyor musun, seni sahiden sevdiğimi sanıyordum. 1589 01:33:35,791 --> 01:33:36,958 Sahiden mi? 1590 01:33:37,875 --> 01:33:38,750 Vay be. 1591 01:33:40,625 --> 01:33:41,833 Akılalmaz. 1592 01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:43,833 Evet. 1593 01:33:44,708 --> 01:33:47,250 Çıkmanız gerek. Bu adamın kaybolması lazım. 1594 01:33:49,541 --> 01:33:50,666 Hâlâ yanımda mısın? 1595 01:33:53,750 --> 01:33:54,791 Hayır. 1596 01:33:57,291 --> 01:34:01,041 Herif bundan zevk alıyor galiba. 1597 01:34:01,125 --> 01:34:02,791 Yeter ki elinde güç olsun. 1598 01:34:02,875 --> 01:34:07,791 Nihayetinde çerezlerin ücretsiz olduğunu öğreneceğimi biliyordu. 1599 01:34:07,875 --> 01:34:08,708 Tabii. 1600 01:34:08,791 --> 01:34:09,958 -Anladın mı? -Evet. 1601 01:34:10,041 --> 01:34:11,833 Güç gösterisiydi yani. 1602 01:34:12,541 --> 01:34:13,625 Erkekler tuhaftır. 1603 01:34:16,250 --> 01:34:20,208 Bu "dünyanın sonu" zırvalarının palavra olduğunu düşünmeye başladım. 1604 01:34:21,625 --> 01:34:22,833 Değil. 1605 01:34:22,916 --> 01:34:26,833 Kesinlikle gerçekleşecek. Kendim gördüm. 1606 01:34:27,458 --> 01:34:29,958 Bilemedim. Tanrı Dünya'yı yok etmek istese 1607 01:34:30,041 --> 01:34:31,041 yok ederdi zaten. 1608 01:34:33,333 --> 01:34:34,750 Tanrı'ya inanıyor musun? 1609 01:34:36,541 --> 01:34:39,166 Evet, annemler beni Evanjelik olarak büyüttü. 1610 01:34:39,250 --> 01:34:41,583 Onlardan nefret ediyorum ama kendi yolumu buldum. 1611 01:34:41,666 --> 01:34:43,000 Kendi ilişkimi kurdum. 1612 01:34:46,416 --> 01:34:48,666 Yine de herkese söylemezsen sevinirim. 1613 01:34:52,041 --> 01:34:55,166 Kimseye söylemem. Bence çok tatlı. 1614 01:34:58,750 --> 01:35:01,333 -Yiyişelim mi? -Tabii, neden olmasın? 1615 01:35:02,458 --> 01:35:05,583 "Neden olmasın" denmez. İstemiyorsun gibi anlaşılıyor. 1616 01:35:06,375 --> 01:35:07,375 Bok gibi bir his. 1617 01:35:09,541 --> 01:35:12,166 -Tabii, nasıl istersen. -Bu daha iyi. 1618 01:35:42,708 --> 01:35:44,833 -Tanrım, işte orada. -Ne nerede? 1619 01:35:44,916 --> 01:35:47,375 -Kuyrukluyıldız. -Hani? Nerede? 1620 01:35:49,000 --> 01:35:51,416 -Nerede? -Şuradaki Büyük Ayı. 1621 01:35:52,000 --> 01:35:54,916 Şu Venüs. Bu da Kutup Yıldızı. 1622 01:35:55,500 --> 01:35:57,958 -Peki bu ne? -Vay anasını. 1623 01:36:06,458 --> 01:36:07,666 Nasıl ya? 1624 01:36:10,500 --> 01:36:11,500 Ne? 1625 01:36:22,208 --> 01:36:23,208 İşte geldi. 1626 01:36:26,041 --> 01:36:27,125 İşte geldin. 1627 01:36:28,000 --> 01:36:30,083 KÜREKLER YALNIZCA 599 $ 1628 01:36:30,166 --> 01:36:31,166 İşte geldin. 1629 01:36:32,083 --> 01:36:34,250 Görüyor musunuz? İşte bu. 1630 01:36:35,041 --> 01:36:38,833 İşte bu. Kuyrukluyıldız. Bakın! Tam orada. 1631 01:37:16,333 --> 01:37:19,291 -Sanki biraz korktum. -Nihayet. 1632 01:37:23,791 --> 01:37:25,625 -Dr. Mindy. -Kate. 1633 01:37:25,708 --> 01:37:27,875 Kuyrukluyıldız görülüyor. 1634 01:37:27,958 --> 01:37:32,166 Ben de ona bakıyorum. İnanılmaz. Bu… 1635 01:37:32,666 --> 01:37:36,250 Aynı anda hem korkunç hem de çok güzel. 1636 01:37:36,333 --> 01:37:37,458 Tanrım. 1637 01:37:43,208 --> 01:37:45,125 Size anlatmaya çalıştık. 1638 01:37:45,750 --> 01:37:49,041 Aylardır anlatmaya çalışıyoruz. İşte geldi. İşte… 1639 01:37:49,875 --> 01:37:51,458 Tam karşımda Kate. 1640 01:37:54,291 --> 01:37:55,375 Neredesin? 1641 01:37:55,458 --> 01:37:56,875 Lansing, Michigan'dayım. 1642 01:37:56,958 --> 01:38:00,125 June'la barışmaya çalışıyorum ama benimle konuşmuyor. 1643 01:38:00,208 --> 01:38:01,916 -Sen neredesin? -Nasıl ya? 1644 01:38:03,041 --> 01:38:04,166 Ben… 1645 01:38:04,750 --> 01:38:06,250 Gelip seni bulacağım. 1646 01:38:07,375 --> 01:38:10,708 Illinois'deyim. Yarına hazır olurum. 1647 01:38:12,083 --> 01:38:13,375 -Ulu Babamız… -Evet… 1648 01:38:13,458 --> 01:38:15,958 …günahkâr olarak huzurundayım, yol göster. 1649 01:38:16,041 --> 01:38:17,458 Nihayet görüyorlar. 1650 01:38:18,708 --> 01:38:20,041 Nihayet görüyorlar. 1651 01:38:26,083 --> 01:38:27,583 İşte karşınızda! 1652 01:38:41,625 --> 01:38:45,208 Arka bahçenize, çatıya veya kaldırıma çıkın 1653 01:38:45,291 --> 01:38:46,708 ve göğe, yukarı bakın. 1654 01:38:46,791 --> 01:38:48,333 Yıldız bulanık görünecek 1655 01:38:48,416 --> 01:38:50,125 ama arkasında uzun bir iz var. 1656 01:38:50,208 --> 01:38:51,708 İşte o kuyruğu. 1657 01:38:51,791 --> 01:38:53,375 Gerçek ve geliyor. 1658 01:38:53,458 --> 01:38:56,041 Aksini iddia eden varsa boş konuşuyor. 1659 01:38:56,125 --> 01:38:57,625 Yukarı bakın yeter. 1660 01:38:59,208 --> 01:39:00,708 -Kanıt var. -Yukarı bakın. 1661 01:39:00,791 --> 01:39:04,416 Millet, yukarı bakın. Denizineklerini boş verin, yukarı bakın. 1662 01:39:04,500 --> 01:39:05,458 Yukarı bakın. 1663 01:39:05,541 --> 01:39:07,625 -Yukarı bakın! -Yukarı bakın! 1664 01:39:07,708 --> 01:39:08,708 Yukarı bakın! 1665 01:39:08,791 --> 01:39:13,083 Dr. Mindy, Başkan'ın Dünya'yı kurtarma planı işe yarayacak 1666 01:39:13,166 --> 01:39:18,125 ve yuvamıza bir şey olmayacak, değil mi? 1667 01:39:18,208 --> 01:39:22,416 Bu gezegendeki her erkek, kadın ve çocuk ölecek. 1668 01:39:22,500 --> 01:39:25,708 -Onu sevmedim. Beni üzüyor. -Kusura bakma. 1669 01:39:25,791 --> 01:39:27,625 -Provada böyle yapmadık. -Dinleyin. 1670 01:39:27,708 --> 01:39:30,875 Anne babanıza söyleyin, Başkan Orlean ve Isherwell 1671 01:39:30,958 --> 01:39:32,625 birer sosyopat ve faşist! 1672 01:39:39,791 --> 01:39:42,708 Niye yukarı bakmanızı istiyorlar, biliyor musunuz? 1673 01:39:43,791 --> 01:39:45,500 Biliyor musunuz? 1674 01:39:45,583 --> 01:39:48,041 Çünkü korkmanızı istiyorlar. 1675 01:39:49,500 --> 01:39:51,958 Yukarı bakın istiyorlar 1676 01:39:52,041 --> 01:39:54,708 çünkü size yukarıdan bakıyorlar. 1677 01:39:56,041 --> 01:39:57,916 Kendilerini sizden üstün görüyorlar. 1678 01:39:58,000 --> 01:40:00,500 Çocuklar, yukarı bakmayın! 1679 01:40:00,583 --> 01:40:02,833 Hürriyetinize el koyacaklar, işin özü bu! 1680 01:40:02,916 --> 01:40:05,000 Yukarı bakmayın! 1681 01:40:05,083 --> 01:40:06,833 ABD Başkanı Orlean… 1682 01:40:06,916 --> 01:40:08,416 Dikkat! 1683 01:40:09,333 --> 01:40:12,625 …ne Hindistan'ı ne de başka bir ülkeyi 1684 01:40:12,708 --> 01:40:14,041 göreve dâhil etti. 1685 01:40:14,750 --> 01:40:17,375 Bu adam meşhur bir pornocu, adı Kip… 1686 01:40:17,458 --> 01:40:18,708 O salağı dinlemeyin. 1687 01:40:18,791 --> 01:40:24,791 Birleşmiş Milletler kendi rotadan saptırma görevini yapmayı düşünüyor. 1688 01:40:25,500 --> 01:40:27,125 Yukarı bakın ulan! 1689 01:40:27,208 --> 01:40:30,958 Hollywood'dan Yukarı Bakın hareketine epey destek çıktı 1690 01:40:31,041 --> 01:40:32,875 ama hiç böyle bir rozet görmemiştim. 1691 01:40:32,958 --> 01:40:34,416 BİZ DE ONA ÇARPARIZ TOPLU YIKIM 1692 01:40:34,500 --> 01:40:37,708 Evet, rozetim hem yukarıya hem aşağıya işaret ediyor. 1693 01:40:38,291 --> 01:40:42,916 Bence ülke olarak didişmeyi ve sürekli duyar kasmayı 1694 01:40:43,000 --> 01:40:45,500 artık bırakmalıyız. Anlaşmamız lazım. 1695 01:40:46,125 --> 01:40:48,500 Bunu duymak çok hoş. 1696 01:40:48,583 --> 01:40:51,208 Bence herkes politika konuşmaktan bıktı. 1697 01:40:51,291 --> 01:40:53,458 Evet. Yani… 1698 01:40:54,458 --> 01:40:56,083 Toplu Yıkım'ı bu yüzden yaptık. 1699 01:40:56,166 --> 01:40:58,291 Herkese hitap ediyor. Mısırı kap gel. 1700 01:40:58,375 --> 01:41:02,083 Önündeki yoldan gözünü ayırma, başını kaldırma. 1701 01:41:02,166 --> 01:41:04,583 Ayaklarını sırayla öne at, 1702 01:41:04,666 --> 01:41:05,708 adım adım ilerle. 1703 01:41:07,000 --> 01:41:08,083 Günbegün. 1704 01:41:08,166 --> 01:41:11,375 -Bakma! -Bakma! 1705 01:41:11,458 --> 01:41:12,541 YUKARI - HEMEN AL 1706 01:41:12,625 --> 01:41:13,458 SATIN ALDINIZ 1707 01:41:13,541 --> 01:41:14,500 CANLI YAYIN 1708 01:41:16,875 --> 01:41:18,083 KURTULUŞ İÇİN SON KONSER 1709 01:41:18,166 --> 01:41:20,500 Bir şeyi açıkça söylemek istiyoruz. 1710 01:41:20,583 --> 01:41:24,208 Bu kuyrukluyıldızı Dünya'ya güvenli bir şekilde indirip 1711 01:41:24,291 --> 01:41:27,000 bundan kâr elde etmek imkânsız. Kimse yapamaz! 1712 01:41:27,583 --> 01:41:31,458 Dünya ülkelerine sesleniyoruz, Orlean ve BASH'e baş kaldırın. 1713 01:41:31,541 --> 01:41:34,458 Kendi rota saptırma görevinizi yapın 1714 01:41:34,541 --> 01:41:36,083 ve dünyayı kurtarın! 1715 01:41:37,541 --> 01:41:43,375 Şimdi de özel konuğuyla birlikte Riley Bina huzurlarınızda. 1716 01:41:44,000 --> 01:41:45,708 Adını unuttum. Teşekkürler. 1717 01:41:48,791 --> 01:41:51,125 YAKIYORSUN! SENİ SEVİYORUZ RILEY! 1718 01:41:51,208 --> 01:41:54,000 BİR KÜREĞE 5 BİN VERİRİM CİSİM BİZİ ERİTECEK Mİ? 1719 01:41:54,083 --> 01:41:56,083 YUKARI BAKMA MARKSİST KARI! RILEY KAHRAMAN 1720 01:41:56,166 --> 01:41:59,416 CİSİM ÖLDÜRMEDEN RILEY'Yİ İZLİYORUM! SEVGİLİMİN SESİ BUNDAN İYİ 1721 01:41:59,500 --> 01:42:02,041 AZDIM VE YALNIZIM 3,99 DOLAR USFANS 1722 01:42:02,125 --> 01:42:08,416 Sınır tanımadık Ama ses hızı gibi 1723 01:42:08,500 --> 01:42:14,416 Hayata direndik ama bir baktık ki Kendimize direniyoruz 1724 01:42:16,375 --> 01:42:20,333 Her anıda sen varsın 1725 01:42:20,416 --> 01:42:24,125 Ama veda bile etmedin 1726 01:42:24,208 --> 01:42:30,208 Gururun söndürdü alevimizin ateşini 1727 01:42:31,250 --> 01:42:34,750 Bir bakışına bakar her şey 1728 01:42:34,833 --> 01:42:40,458 Hissediyorum gözlerini Kilitlenmişler her yanıma 1729 01:42:40,541 --> 01:42:45,291 Sonra ahmak gönlüm diyor ki 1730 01:42:45,375 --> 01:42:49,458 Yukarı bak 1731 01:42:49,541 --> 01:42:53,166 Yer yok saklanacak 1732 01:42:53,250 --> 01:42:55,083 Gerçek aşk ölmez 1733 01:42:55,166 --> 01:42:59,916 Sımsıkı sarılır sana Bırakmaz asla… 1734 01:43:00,000 --> 01:43:03,666 Böyle afet bir başkan hiç gördünüz mü ya? 1735 01:43:04,750 --> 01:43:06,583 Kendi annem olmasa… 1736 01:43:08,291 --> 01:43:10,041 Üç tip Amerikalı vardır. 1737 01:43:11,000 --> 01:43:13,166 Sizin gibi işçi sınıfı. 1738 01:43:13,250 --> 01:43:17,083 Bizim gibi havalı zenginler ve son olarak onlar. 1739 01:43:19,583 --> 01:43:21,666 Üzgünüm ama onlara ihtiyacımız var. 1740 01:43:22,166 --> 01:43:26,291 İhtiyacımız var. Siz bizi güçlendirin de onlarla savaşalım diye. 1741 01:43:26,375 --> 01:43:28,541 İşçi sınıfı, altta. 1742 01:43:28,625 --> 01:43:30,750 -Anladınız mı? -Ben anlamadım. 1743 01:43:30,833 --> 01:43:35,000 Anladınız mı? Beslenme uzmanlarından, kişisel antrenörlerden, 1744 01:43:35,541 --> 01:43:40,125 spa'daki tiplerden falan bahsediyorum. 1745 01:43:40,208 --> 01:43:43,125 Giriştekileri veya masözleri demiyorum, 1746 01:43:43,208 --> 01:43:45,750 hani koridorda size eşlik edenler. 1747 01:43:45,833 --> 01:43:46,750 Onlar… 1748 01:43:46,833 --> 01:43:49,333 Yüzünü kara çıkardım İnkâr edemem 1749 01:43:50,541 --> 01:43:53,166 Kaybettik durduk Mühim değil diyemem 1750 01:43:53,250 --> 01:43:56,541 Delirdim, fıttırdım Sana layık olamadım 1751 01:43:57,250 --> 01:44:00,500 Ağladın figan feryat Bende hep kabahat 1752 01:44:01,291 --> 01:44:04,083 -BASH'i ne zaman kovalım? -Hemen kovalım! 1753 01:44:04,166 --> 01:44:05,833 BASH'i ne zaman kovalım? 1754 01:44:07,791 --> 01:44:08,875 Zaman çok değerli… 1755 01:44:08,958 --> 01:44:10,541 Sessiz kalmayacağız! 1756 01:44:11,583 --> 01:44:14,958 Tut elimi bebeğim Seni asla terk etmeyeceğim 1757 01:44:15,041 --> 01:44:19,375 Kızım, demek istiyor ki 1758 01:44:19,458 --> 01:44:23,083 Çıkar kafanı kumdan 1759 01:44:23,166 --> 01:44:29,916 Dinle şu bilgili bilim insanlarını 1760 01:44:30,000 --> 01:44:33,416 Bu sefer fena sıçtık Sıçtık batırdık 1761 01:44:33,500 --> 01:44:37,333 Çok yakın Hissediyorum büyük felaketi 1762 01:44:37,416 --> 01:44:41,000 Her şey güllük gülistanlık gibi Davranmaya devam et sen 1763 01:44:41,083 --> 01:44:44,791 Ama bil ki Şu anda bu felaket geliyor 1764 01:44:44,875 --> 01:44:47,791 Kutla, ağla veya dua et 1765 01:44:47,875 --> 01:44:53,166 Ne gerekirse yap İçine düştüğümüz durumdan kurtul 1766 01:44:53,250 --> 01:44:58,208 Zira yarını göremeyebiliriz 1767 01:44:58,291 --> 01:45:02,625 Yukarı bak 1768 01:45:02,708 --> 01:45:06,291 Saçma sapan haberleri kapat 1769 01:45:06,375 --> 01:45:09,333 Yakında öleceksiniz millet 1770 01:45:13,291 --> 01:45:15,000 Yukarı bak… 1771 01:45:20,583 --> 01:45:23,583 Selam, iyi günler Adam. Bu aramanı neye borçluyum? 1772 01:45:30,041 --> 01:45:31,041 Saat kaçta? 1773 01:45:38,791 --> 01:45:41,708 Aradığın için sağ ol. 1774 01:45:44,125 --> 01:45:45,125 Evet. 1775 01:46:01,583 --> 01:46:02,541 Ne oldu? 1776 01:46:05,958 --> 01:46:06,958 Ne oldu? 1777 01:46:09,916 --> 01:46:14,708 Orlean ve BASH, Rusya, Hindistan ve Çin'in minerallerdeki 1778 01:46:15,958 --> 01:46:17,375 söz hakkını reddetmiş. 1779 01:46:17,458 --> 01:46:20,916 Onlar da kendi ortak rota saptırma görevlerini denemiş 1780 01:46:21,000 --> 01:46:25,708 ama takriben 40 dakika önce 1781 01:46:26,583 --> 01:46:33,000 Rusların Baykonur fırlatma tesisinde büyük çapta bir patlama tespit edilmiş. 1782 01:46:35,458 --> 01:46:37,666 Görünen o ki görev başarısız olmuş. 1783 01:46:42,791 --> 01:46:44,000 Buraya kadar mı? 1784 01:46:47,166 --> 01:46:48,666 "Buraya kadar" derken? 1785 01:46:52,125 --> 01:46:53,125 Teddy? 1786 01:46:56,458 --> 01:46:57,333 Söylesene. 1787 01:47:03,166 --> 01:47:06,916 Sadece BASH görevi kaldı. Artık tek şansımız bu. 1788 01:47:14,083 --> 01:47:15,083 Siktir! 1789 01:47:27,291 --> 01:47:30,083 Bu Yukarı Bakanlar 1790 01:47:30,166 --> 01:47:35,875 milyonlarca Şilili mültecinin sınırımıza dayanmasını istiyor. 1791 01:47:36,875 --> 01:47:42,416 Yukarı bakma! Yukarı bakma! 1792 01:47:43,458 --> 01:47:44,458 MADENLERİ ÇIKARIN 1793 01:47:44,541 --> 01:47:46,291 O ne lan öyle? 1794 01:47:52,416 --> 01:47:54,583 Şerefsiz palavra sıkıyor. 1795 01:47:56,125 --> 01:48:02,583 Başkan az evvel mesaj attı. "Heyecana gerek yok. Her şey yolunda." 1796 01:48:02,666 --> 01:48:04,375 YUKARI BAKMA 1797 01:48:05,000 --> 01:48:06,000 Hop, yavaş. 1798 01:48:06,583 --> 01:48:09,250 Yüzüm kesildi lan köylü hödükler! 1799 01:48:22,041 --> 01:48:24,000 Bir saattir hiç araba görmüyoruz. 1800 01:48:25,958 --> 01:48:28,666 Evet. Herkes BASH fırlatmasını izlemeye gitti. 1801 01:48:31,041 --> 01:48:32,333 Biz ne yapıyoruz? 1802 01:48:35,000 --> 01:48:39,416 Dedim ya, market alışverişine gidiyoruz. 1803 01:48:48,041 --> 01:48:53,250 Mills Brothers. Harika gruptur. Grubu kuran Duke Ellington'dır bu arada. 1804 01:48:55,958 --> 01:49:00,000 Sanırım ilk başta isimleri Four Kings of Harmony'ydi. 1805 01:49:05,750 --> 01:49:07,166 Bu şarkı "Till Then." 1806 01:49:07,250 --> 01:49:11,458 İkinci Dünya Savaşı'na giden askerlerin 1807 01:49:11,541 --> 01:49:13,375 memleket hasretini anlatır. 1808 01:49:16,500 --> 01:49:17,708 Bu kısmı dinleyin. 1809 01:49:21,041 --> 01:49:27,041 "Aşmamız gereken okyanuslar, tırmanmamız gereken dağlar olsa da… 1810 01:49:31,625 --> 01:49:34,708 …biliyorum ki her kazancın bir kaybı vardır. 1811 01:49:36,708 --> 01:49:40,708 Dua et de tek kaybımız zaman olsun." 1812 01:49:46,541 --> 01:49:49,083 -Sana bir şey sormam lazım. -Ne? 1813 01:49:51,583 --> 01:49:53,666 Arabada samimi konuşmak serbest mi? 1814 01:49:53,750 --> 01:49:54,916 Evet, tabii. 1815 01:49:57,166 --> 01:49:58,875 Senin gibisiyle tanışmadım 1816 01:49:58,958 --> 01:50:01,375 ve aramızda öyle bir bağ hissediyorum ki… 1817 01:50:04,250 --> 01:50:06,250 Bilmem, hiç böyle hissetmemiştim. 1818 01:50:06,333 --> 01:50:08,375 Biraz riskli olacak ama neyse, 1819 01:50:08,458 --> 01:50:10,458 benimle daha çok vakit geçirmek ister misin? 1820 01:50:11,041 --> 01:50:14,958 Hatta nişanlanmayı falan düşünür müsün? 1821 01:50:16,166 --> 01:50:18,000 -Vay canına. -Gülüyor musun? 1822 01:50:18,875 --> 01:50:20,125 -Olmaz mı? -Gülümsüyorum. 1823 01:50:21,666 --> 01:50:23,541 -Olur tabii. -Harika ya. 1824 01:50:23,625 --> 01:50:26,875 -Neden olmasın? -Muhteşem. 1825 01:50:37,291 --> 01:50:41,791 Dr. Mindy'nin geleceğindekileri söyledin. 1826 01:50:41,875 --> 01:50:43,875 -Algoritmayı gösterdin. -Evet. 1827 01:50:43,958 --> 01:50:46,041 O bilgiyle onu fena sarstın. 1828 01:50:46,125 --> 01:50:48,916 -Nasıl öleceğini söyledin. -Evet, sarsıcı bilgi. 1829 01:50:49,625 --> 01:50:51,916 Kendi ölümümü merak etmeye başladım. 1830 01:50:54,583 --> 01:50:57,208 Bilmek istemiyorum. Aslında istiyorum. Söyle. 1831 01:50:57,291 --> 01:51:01,541 Seni bir Bronteroc yiyecek. Ne olduğunu bilmiyoruz. 1832 01:51:01,625 --> 01:51:03,583 -Ne? -Bronteroc. 1833 01:51:05,625 --> 01:51:07,708 Evet millet, gökyüzü temiz. 1834 01:51:09,541 --> 01:51:12,833 BUKD fırlatması için hazırız. 1835 01:51:12,916 --> 01:51:13,958 Sayın Başkan? 1836 01:51:14,041 --> 01:51:18,583 Dünya gezegeni vatandaşları. Şu anda… 1837 01:51:19,541 --> 01:51:23,250 Şuna bak Kate. Deniz somonu var. 1838 01:51:23,333 --> 01:51:26,416 Şununla çiftlik balığı arasındaki farka bak. 1839 01:51:26,500 --> 01:51:29,708 Bak, nasıl şey… Ne bileyim, sahte gibi, değil mi? 1840 01:51:30,833 --> 01:51:33,375 Şey arasana… 1841 01:51:33,458 --> 01:51:35,958 Şu küçük patateslere ne deniyordu? 1842 01:51:36,041 --> 01:51:37,208 -Parmak patates mi? -Evet. 1843 01:51:37,291 --> 01:51:39,750 -Parmak patatese bayılırım. -Hadi parmak… 1844 01:51:39,833 --> 01:51:42,708 -Bir şey söylemek ister misin? -Güzeldi. Evet. 1845 01:51:43,666 --> 01:51:47,791 N'aber dünya? Ben Jason Orlean, Özel Kalem, Birleşik Devletler. 1846 01:51:49,875 --> 01:51:53,458 Son dönemde insanlar için edilen duaları fark eder oldum, 1847 01:51:54,291 --> 01:51:55,750 hepsine saygım sonsuz 1848 01:51:55,833 --> 01:52:02,125 ama ben eşyalar için dua etmek istiyorum. 1849 01:52:03,625 --> 01:52:08,916 Çok manyak şeyler var, maddi anlamda yani, deli evler, kol saatleri… 1850 01:52:09,000 --> 01:52:10,833 BUKD'LER HAZIR 1851 01:52:10,916 --> 01:52:14,833 …arabalar, üst baş falan, bunları kaybedebiliriz, 1852 01:52:14,916 --> 01:52:16,500 bunları kaybetmek istemem. 1853 01:52:16,583 --> 01:52:18,666 Bu eşyalar için dua edeceğim. Âmin. 1854 01:52:21,958 --> 01:52:25,291 Bu küçük kalabalık sessiz bir endişe içinde. 1855 01:52:25,375 --> 01:52:27,000 Dua edenleri duyabiliyorum. 1856 01:52:27,083 --> 01:52:29,166 Tamam Anderson, başlayalım artık. 1857 01:52:29,250 --> 01:52:34,125 Emredersiniz. Hadi başlıyoruz millet. On. 1858 01:52:34,208 --> 01:52:41,125 On, dokuz, sekiz, yedi, altı, 1859 01:52:41,833 --> 01:52:43,875 beş, dört… 1860 01:53:02,666 --> 01:53:03,500 Selam. 1861 01:53:04,958 --> 01:53:05,791 Merhaba. 1862 01:53:16,583 --> 01:53:19,541 Şey… Market alışverişi yaptım. 1863 01:53:28,916 --> 01:53:30,291 O neydi? 1864 01:53:30,375 --> 01:53:31,750 BUKD 12'yi kaybettik. 1865 01:53:32,375 --> 01:53:34,166 UYARI 1866 01:53:35,208 --> 01:53:36,833 BUKD 22 fırlatılamadı. 1867 01:53:37,708 --> 01:53:38,708 Sorun yok. 1868 01:53:38,791 --> 01:53:40,541 BUKD DRON TELEMETRİLERİ 1869 01:53:40,625 --> 01:53:46,250 Hata payını hesaba kattık. Her şey yolunda. 1870 01:53:46,333 --> 01:53:50,833 Belki ailecek akşam yemeği yeriz diye düşünmüştüm. 1871 01:53:50,916 --> 01:53:52,166 -Selam baba. -Selam baba. 1872 01:53:52,250 --> 01:53:54,541 -Selam çocuklar. Merhaba. -Selam. 1873 01:54:00,833 --> 01:54:01,750 Ne diyorsun? 1874 01:54:04,166 --> 01:54:05,000 Olur. 1875 01:54:05,916 --> 01:54:07,291 -Sağ ol. -Rica ederim. 1876 01:54:07,791 --> 01:54:10,000 -Bu Kate. -Merhaba. 1877 01:54:10,083 --> 01:54:11,916 -Selam Kate. -Torbaları alayım. 1878 01:54:12,000 --> 01:54:13,750 -Memnun oldum. Ben Yule. -Yule. 1879 01:54:13,833 --> 01:54:15,833 Twitch'te adım FirePuma142. Oyuncu musun? 1880 01:54:16,625 --> 01:54:18,125 Bildiğini hiç sanmam. 1881 01:54:18,208 --> 01:54:19,875 Oyun oynadığımı kim çıkardı? 1882 01:54:22,083 --> 01:54:23,416 Bunları sana getirdim. 1883 01:54:25,208 --> 01:54:27,041 Teşekkürler. Çok düşüncelisin. 1884 01:54:33,500 --> 01:54:35,583 Çok üzgünüm. Tahmin bile edemezsin. 1885 01:54:37,208 --> 01:54:39,916 -Gerçekten. -Biliyorum. 1886 01:54:40,750 --> 01:54:43,875 -Seni özledim. -Ben de seni çok özledim. 1887 01:54:50,750 --> 01:54:53,625 Üniversitede çıktığımız dönem Aaron Tran'le yattım. 1888 01:54:57,416 --> 01:54:58,458 Bilgin olsun… 1889 01:55:09,458 --> 01:55:10,291 Şunu dene. 1890 01:55:12,208 --> 01:55:13,458 Şunlardan yesene. 1891 01:55:14,541 --> 01:55:15,541 Bu çok iyi. 1892 01:55:15,625 --> 01:55:16,833 Değil mi? 1893 01:55:27,708 --> 01:55:29,791 -Selam millet. -Selam! 1894 01:55:29,875 --> 01:55:31,833 Geç geldim ama elim boş gelmedim. 1895 01:55:33,875 --> 01:55:38,250 Evan, Marshall, June, bu bey Dr. Oglethorpe. 1896 01:55:52,000 --> 01:55:54,875 BUKD'ler ideal kurtulma hızına ulaştı 1897 01:55:54,958 --> 01:55:59,625 ve şu anda Dibiasky Kuyrukluyıldızı'na yaklaşarak konmak üzereler. 1898 01:56:15,500 --> 01:56:17,750 Tamam. Peki. 1899 01:56:17,833 --> 01:56:20,833 Yanal kontrol arızası yüzünden 8 ve 27'yi kaybettik. 1900 01:56:21,750 --> 01:56:24,750 Peki, Peter, şimdi… 1901 01:56:24,833 --> 01:56:28,958 Altı dron kaybettik. Plan hâlâ işe yarayacak mı? 1902 01:56:29,041 --> 01:56:34,875 Mühendisler 24 dronun yeterli olduğunu söyledi. 1903 01:56:35,958 --> 01:56:38,958 Yani kaç tane kaybetme lüksümüz var? 1904 01:56:42,083 --> 01:56:43,083 Kaç tane daha mı? 1905 01:56:46,625 --> 01:56:50,375 Gelen haberlere göre, birkaç BUKD fırlatma sırasında patladı. 1906 01:56:51,291 --> 01:56:53,208 Seni başköşeye alalım. 1907 01:56:54,208 --> 01:56:56,791 Çok kibarsın Randall. Sağ ol. 1908 01:56:56,875 --> 01:56:57,875 Büyük Doktor. 1909 01:56:57,958 --> 01:56:59,166 Biraz daha şarap? 1910 01:57:00,291 --> 01:57:02,291 -Şerefe millet. -Şerefe. 1911 01:57:02,375 --> 01:57:03,500 -Şerefe. -Seni seviyorum. 1912 01:57:03,583 --> 01:57:05,250 -Ben de. -Konuk ettiğin için sağ ol. 1913 01:57:05,333 --> 01:57:07,291 Geldiğiniz için sağ olun. Çok özel. 1914 01:57:07,375 --> 01:57:08,208 Teşekkürler. 1915 01:57:20,958 --> 01:57:24,166 Eş zamanlı patlama ve parçalama aşamasına geçelim. 1916 01:57:28,833 --> 01:57:29,708 Anne. 1917 01:57:39,833 --> 01:57:40,750 Çok güzel. 1918 01:57:41,333 --> 01:57:43,250 -Sağ ol dostum. -Evet. 1919 01:57:43,333 --> 01:57:48,083 Evet, çok güzel. Ayrıca evde olmana çok sevindim. 1920 01:57:49,791 --> 01:57:51,416 Dr. Mindy çok meşhur oldu. 1921 01:57:52,250 --> 01:57:55,791 Onu unutmuştum. Doğru ya. 1922 01:57:56,708 --> 01:58:00,625 Evet, dergi kapaklarına falan çıktım. Biliyorum. 1923 01:58:01,375 --> 01:58:03,458 -Harika görünüyordun. -Eğlenin hadi. 1924 01:58:08,333 --> 01:58:09,458 -Seviyorum. -Ben de seni. 1925 01:58:10,875 --> 01:58:11,916 SİSTEM HATASI 1926 01:58:12,000 --> 01:58:13,500 Pekâlâ. Son durum nedir? 1927 01:58:13,583 --> 01:58:16,166 Patlayıcıların durum raporunu istiyorum. 1928 01:58:16,250 --> 01:58:19,416 Çabuk. Hâlâ durum raporunu bekliyorum. 1929 01:58:21,416 --> 01:58:22,458 Tamam. 1930 01:58:23,125 --> 01:58:27,625 Çin Başkanı Qi kuyrukluyıldızın hâlâ bütün olduğunu söylüyor. 1931 01:58:27,708 --> 01:58:29,958 Dört patlayıcı gecikti, senkron kaydı. 1932 01:58:30,625 --> 01:58:31,625 Hâlâ tek parça. 1933 01:58:31,708 --> 01:58:32,875 Ne dedin? 1934 01:58:33,541 --> 01:58:35,958 Dört patlayıcı gecikti ve senkron kaydı. 1935 01:58:36,791 --> 01:58:40,958 Tamam. Hepimiz iyiyiz. Herkes iyi. 1936 01:58:41,708 --> 01:58:44,041 Her şey yolunda. İzninizle, 1937 01:58:44,875 --> 01:58:46,125 doğal ihtiyaç. 1938 01:58:46,208 --> 01:58:49,208 Bir dakikalığına tuvalete gideceğim. 1939 01:58:52,666 --> 01:58:57,333 Aslında benim de kısa süreliğine tuvalete gitmem lazım. 1940 01:59:03,583 --> 01:59:05,666 -Eşlik edeyim… -Yok, kendim giderim. 1941 01:59:06,625 --> 01:59:08,125 Efendim, Başkan. 1942 01:59:08,875 --> 01:59:11,000 Görev durumunu bilmemiz lazım. 1943 01:59:13,291 --> 01:59:14,750 Hemen dönecek. 1944 01:59:15,416 --> 01:59:18,041 Sokarım bu işe. Ben kocamı görmeye gidiyorum. 1945 01:59:21,333 --> 01:59:23,125 Üzgünüm. 20 yaşında kızım var. 1946 01:59:23,208 --> 01:59:24,625 Onu görmeliyim. 1947 01:59:25,291 --> 01:59:26,541 Ben kokain çekeceğim. 1948 01:59:27,791 --> 01:59:28,833 Siktir! 1949 01:59:28,916 --> 01:59:30,625 Gelecek… Geri gelecek. 1950 01:59:37,041 --> 01:59:39,250 Alo? Bir gemi var. 1951 01:59:39,791 --> 01:59:43,916 Hata ettiysek diye hazırdı ve açıkça görüldüğü üzere hata ettik. 1952 01:59:44,000 --> 01:59:46,458 Geminiz olmasına hiç şaşırmadım. 1953 01:59:46,541 --> 01:59:48,125 2.000 kişilik. 1954 01:59:48,208 --> 01:59:51,583 Son teknoloji dondurucu kapsüller var, yaşanabilir bölgede 1955 01:59:51,666 --> 01:59:54,666 en yakın Dünya benzeri gezegeni bulmaya ayarlı. 1956 01:59:55,458 --> 02:00:00,541 Sana ve bir kişiye daha yer var. Brie veya eşin, sen bilirsin. 1957 02:00:02,708 --> 02:00:09,500 Teklif için teşekkürler ama ben almayayım. Sana Jason'la iyi eğlenceler. 1958 02:00:11,541 --> 02:00:12,500 Jason mı? 1959 02:00:15,250 --> 02:00:16,375 Siktir! 1960 02:00:20,083 --> 02:00:21,083 Geri gelecek. 1961 02:00:30,125 --> 02:00:33,041 Arka bahçede uyuyakaldığım o geceye müteşekkirim. 1962 02:00:33,666 --> 02:00:36,166 -Sabah dibimde yavru geyik vardı. -Hatırladım. 1963 02:00:36,250 --> 02:00:38,708 -Evet. -Hayatımın en güzel günüydü. 1964 02:00:50,166 --> 02:00:51,375 Minnettarım… 1965 02:00:58,750 --> 02:01:00,500 Denediğimiz için minnettarım. 1966 02:01:03,541 --> 02:01:06,000 Hem de ne denemeydi. 1967 02:01:08,458 --> 02:01:13,791 Mindy'ler olarak pek dindar değilizdir 1968 02:01:13,875 --> 02:01:17,833 ama bir "âmin" diyelim mi? Ne dersin? 1969 02:01:17,916 --> 02:01:19,041 Bana bakma. 1970 02:01:19,875 --> 02:01:23,833 Bilmem ki nasıl… Sadece "âmin" mi diyoruz? Ne bileyim… 1971 02:01:24,541 --> 02:01:25,875 -Ben hallederim. -Kısa… 1972 02:01:26,416 --> 02:01:27,333 Ben hallederim. 1973 02:01:38,750 --> 02:01:41,000 Ulu Babamız, Kudretli Yaradan… 1974 02:01:44,875 --> 02:01:48,708 …bu akşam sana sığınıyoruz. Kibirlendik, esirge bizi. 1975 02:01:50,416 --> 02:01:54,291 Şüphe ettik, bağışla bizi. 1976 02:01:57,625 --> 02:01:59,125 Her şeyden önemlisi… 1977 02:02:01,125 --> 02:02:05,791 …bu karanlık dönemde bize sevginle huzur vermen için dua ediyoruz Rabb'im. 1978 02:02:08,291 --> 02:02:10,500 Ulvi iradenle hazırladığın yolda… 1979 02:02:12,791 --> 02:02:18,583 …karşımıza çıkacakları kabullenme cesareti ver. 1980 02:02:21,833 --> 02:02:24,291 -Âmin. -Âmin. 1981 02:02:25,541 --> 02:02:27,708 Vay be. Dua işini iyi biliyorsun. 1982 02:02:29,625 --> 02:02:30,750 Çok güzeldi. 1983 02:02:34,166 --> 02:02:36,125 Kuyrukluyıldız parçalanmadı. 1984 02:02:36,208 --> 02:02:42,125 SON DAKİKA CİSİM TEK PARÇA: BASH GÖREVİ BAŞARISIZ 1985 02:02:42,875 --> 02:02:44,000 Aslında hiç… 1986 02:02:46,750 --> 02:02:50,208 Bu akşam herkesin dilinde tek bir şey var. 1987 02:02:50,791 --> 02:02:52,791 Üstsüz acil bakım merkezleri. 1988 02:03:03,500 --> 02:03:04,458 Otursana. 1989 02:03:06,458 --> 02:03:10,791 Ya da istersen sevişelim 1990 02:03:12,833 --> 02:03:14,666 veya dua edelim veya… 1991 02:03:18,791 --> 02:03:22,291 Açıkçası içip içip 1992 02:03:24,250 --> 02:03:26,041 milleti çekiştirmeyi yeğlerim. 1993 02:03:32,208 --> 02:03:33,833 Canımı alamazsın! 1994 02:03:37,041 --> 02:03:37,958 Dikkat! 1995 02:04:30,083 --> 02:04:32,916 Elmalı turtadan biraz daha istiyorum. Çok leziz. 1996 02:04:33,000 --> 02:04:35,791 Aslında marketten aldık ama hiç belli olmuyor. 1997 02:04:37,666 --> 02:04:42,208 Dürüst olmam gerekirse, ki şimdi olmayıp ne zaman olacağım, 1998 02:04:43,208 --> 02:04:46,916 market turtalarının basit tadını ev turtalarınınkine yeğlerim. 1999 02:04:47,666 --> 02:04:48,666 Şaka yapıyorsun. 2000 02:04:48,750 --> 02:04:52,166 Hayır, çok ciddiyim. 2001 02:04:53,458 --> 02:04:56,666 Bence sebebi çocukluğumuzu hatırlatması. 2002 02:05:31,208 --> 02:05:33,583 Ev yemeği gibisi yoktur ama. 2003 02:05:33,666 --> 02:05:37,208 Bu kahve hiç marketten alınmış gibi değil. Öyle mi? 2004 02:05:37,291 --> 02:05:39,666 Kahvemi kendim öğütüyorum. 2005 02:05:39,750 --> 02:05:41,375 Babam kahve delisidir. 2006 02:05:41,458 --> 02:05:43,708 Her seferinde çekirdek mi öğütüyorsun? 2007 02:05:44,708 --> 02:05:48,666 Randall, kahvesi konusunda çok titizdir. 2008 02:05:48,750 --> 02:05:50,375 Ben de çay konusunda. 2009 02:05:53,208 --> 02:05:55,541 Düşünüyorum da aslında… 2010 02:05:57,625 --> 02:05:59,833 Her şeyimiz varmış, değil mi? 2011 02:06:02,083 --> 02:06:04,500 Düşününce yani… 2012 02:06:47,541 --> 02:06:51,541 TEBRİKLER! DİYETİNİZ BİTTİ! 2013 02:08:20,250 --> 02:08:25,375 22.740 YIL SONRA 2014 02:09:06,125 --> 02:09:07,875 TEXICON PETROL - TED BILES 2015 02:09:13,541 --> 02:09:14,958 VENDEL LOBİCİLİK - LEWIS GRANDY 2016 02:09:36,750 --> 02:09:39,916 Buradaki oksijen dünyadakinden 2017 02:09:40,000 --> 02:09:41,291 %9 daha fazla 2018 02:09:41,375 --> 02:09:43,833 bu yüzden biraz başınız dönebilir. 2019 02:09:44,666 --> 02:09:48,166 Dondurma kapsülleri %58 başarılı oldu, 2020 02:09:48,250 --> 02:09:50,583 beklediğimizden epey yüksek bir oran. 2021 02:09:50,666 --> 02:09:53,791 Evet, bizim bölümde sadece 47 ölü vardı. 2022 02:09:54,666 --> 02:09:59,000 Bence burası bizim için epey uygun. Hem de epey uygun. 2023 02:09:59,083 --> 02:09:59,916 İnanılmaz. 2024 02:10:00,875 --> 02:10:04,916 Şu güzel hayvana bakın. 2025 02:10:05,541 --> 02:10:09,916 Acaba bunlar tüy mü yoksa pul… 2026 02:10:12,708 --> 02:10:14,958 -İğrenç. -O şey ne? 2027 02:10:15,666 --> 02:10:18,125 Sanırım buna Bronteroc deniyor. 2028 02:10:21,833 --> 02:10:24,125 Ne yaparsanız yapın, sakın okşamayın. 2029 02:16:51,125 --> 02:16:54,125 HAL WILLNER'IN ANISINA 1956-2020 2030 02:17:28,166 --> 02:17:29,166 Siktir. 2031 02:17:43,625 --> 02:17:44,666 Anne? 2032 02:17:47,541 --> 02:17:48,708 Anne! 2033 02:17:54,208 --> 02:17:55,458 N'aber millet? 2034 02:17:56,000 --> 02:17:57,458 Dünya'daki son insanım. 2035 02:17:58,750 --> 02:18:00,125 Her şey boka sardı. 2036 02:18:00,958 --> 02:18:02,791 Beğenip abone olmayı unutmayın. 2037 02:18:03,458 --> 02:18:04,375 Ben buralardayım. 2038 02:18:07,250 --> 02:18:08,208 Anne! 2039 02:18:09,833 --> 02:18:11,916 Alt yazı çevirmeni: Berkcan Navarro

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Ayo, the Wu is back ♪ 18 00:01:35,333 --> 00:01:37,833 ♪ Making-- go Bo! Bo! Like I'm Super Cat ♪ 19 00:01:38,875 --> 00:01:41,166 ♪ Oh, no, here come The Wu-Tang shogun ♪ 20 00:01:41,250 --> 00:01:43,375 ♪ Killer to my eardrum Put the needle to the groove ♪ 21 00:01:43,458 --> 00:01:45,666 ♪ I gets rude and I'm forced To fuck it up, my style-- ♪ 22 00:01:45,750 --> 00:01:47,750 [heavy machinery whirring] 23 00:01:57,208 --> 00:01:59,500 [pensive music playing] 24 00:02:02,583 --> 00:02:04,791 ♪ More Afro than Rollo Coming to a fork in the road ♪ 25 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:06,250 ♪ Which way to go, just follow… ♪ 26 00:02:13,750 --> 00:02:16,583 [pensive music continues playing] 27 00:02:34,250 --> 00:02:35,916 [speaking indistinctly] 28 00:02:42,791 --> 00:02:43,750 [shrieks] 29 00:02:44,416 --> 00:02:46,250 [music increases in tempo] 30 00:03:03,958 --> 00:03:05,625 ["Right Thurr" playing on speakers] 31 00:03:05,708 --> 00:03:08,541 This is nuts! This is so crazy! 32 00:03:08,625 --> 00:03:11,791 [woman] I've got a hard cider and a bag of Crossbone Crunch. 33 00:03:11,875 --> 00:03:12,791 It's a party. 34 00:03:12,875 --> 00:03:15,791 I'm-- I'm just so, so thrilled for you, Kate. 35 00:03:15,875 --> 00:03:19,416 To Comet Dibiasky, right? Cheers! 36 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:22,916 It's gotta be, look… It's gotta be an Oort cloud comet 37 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,833 just based on where you saw it. 38 00:03:24,916 --> 00:03:27,083 Probably the last time it was this close to the Sun 39 00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:29,375 was long before human civilization. 40 00:03:29,458 --> 00:03:31,541 Look at the arc on that thing. God, it's amazing. 41 00:03:31,625 --> 00:03:35,083 How would we find out the comet's velocity in orbit, Professor Mindy? 42 00:03:35,166 --> 00:03:37,250 That is a good question. [sighs] 43 00:03:37,333 --> 00:03:40,166 This will be fun. I haven't done orbital dynamics since grad school. 44 00:03:40,791 --> 00:03:42,000 Question is, what… 45 00:03:42,916 --> 00:03:45,375 What would Carl Sagan do? 46 00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:48,875 He would take it back to first principles. 47 00:03:49,458 --> 00:03:52,666 The topocentric vector is rho. 48 00:03:54,541 --> 00:03:56,500 Kate, what are the initial coordinates? 49 00:03:57,083 --> 00:03:58,000 [Kate] Twenty-one. 50 00:03:59,666 --> 00:04:00,875 Twenty-four. 51 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:02,500 Thirteen. 52 00:04:02,583 --> 00:04:04,250 [Mindy] This is fun, huh, guys? 53 00:04:04,333 --> 00:04:07,458 -Sixty-seven. -Wow. Now you got me pumped. 54 00:04:07,541 --> 00:04:08,791 -[man 1] Dr. Mindy. -All right… 55 00:04:08,875 --> 00:04:10,583 How many terms do you have to calibrate… 56 00:04:10,666 --> 00:04:13,458 [Mindy] Approximation of coordinates in Marsden, '85. 57 00:04:14,125 --> 00:04:17,958 Now that we have the comet's orbit, we will check the ephemeris 58 00:04:18,041 --> 00:04:22,458 and that will give us the distance between the comet and planet Earth. 59 00:04:25,625 --> 00:04:28,083 Why does the ephemeris keep getting lower and lower? 60 00:04:38,416 --> 00:04:40,416 [breathes deeply] 61 00:04:42,708 --> 00:04:43,833 Professor Mindy? 62 00:04:49,416 --> 00:04:50,625 Professor Mindy? 63 00:04:56,250 --> 00:04:58,041 You know what, guys? Let's… 64 00:04:58,875 --> 00:05:00,458 Let's call it a night, huh? 65 00:05:02,833 --> 00:05:04,916 [man 2] But what about the relative position? 66 00:05:05,416 --> 00:05:08,500 I can't figure this one out. Not tonight, guys. Sorry. 67 00:05:09,291 --> 00:05:11,875 -[man 1] Let's hit it, man. I'm beat. -[woman 2] Me too. 68 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:15,375 -[man 1] Kate, this was amazing. -[man 2] Congratulations. 69 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:16,958 Hey, Kate. 70 00:05:18,666 --> 00:05:19,666 You stay. 71 00:05:23,458 --> 00:05:25,875 [phone dialing] 72 00:05:28,541 --> 00:05:30,000 [line ringing] 73 00:05:30,083 --> 00:05:31,708 [man] Yeah, uh, Dr. Calder, 74 00:05:31,791 --> 00:05:33,916 a Michigan State professor and his grad students-- 75 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,375 This is Dr. Calder. You pulled me out of a meeting 76 00:05:36,458 --> 00:05:39,291 where I had to tell my team we lost eight billion in funding. 77 00:05:39,375 --> 00:05:42,208 I am so sorry, Dr. Calder, 78 00:05:42,291 --> 00:05:45,125 but we are seeing some awfully strange orbital numbers 79 00:05:45,208 --> 00:05:47,041 on this comet we just found. 80 00:05:47,125 --> 00:05:48,958 They should be in your inbox, right? 81 00:05:49,041 --> 00:05:50,916 -[Calder] Is this it? -Yeah. This is it. 82 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,375 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let me get Dr. Oglethorpe on the line. 83 00:05:53,458 --> 00:05:54,791 Please hold. 84 00:05:54,875 --> 00:05:57,250 Uh… Uh, I'm on hold. 85 00:05:57,333 --> 00:06:00,500 She's calling a Dr. Oglethorpe. Who is that? 86 00:06:01,333 --> 00:06:04,083 Jesus Christ. I'm gonna put them on speaker. 87 00:06:04,166 --> 00:06:05,958 [music playing on speaker] 88 00:06:06,041 --> 00:06:07,166 "Dr. Oglethorpe, 89 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:10,666 head of the Planetary Defense Coordination Office." 90 00:06:10,750 --> 00:06:12,625 -Is that a real place? -I have no idea. 91 00:06:12,708 --> 00:06:15,708 [music continues playing] 92 00:06:20,958 --> 00:06:22,625 [man on speaker] This is Dr. Oglethorpe. 93 00:06:22,708 --> 00:06:24,208 Yes, this is Jocelyn Calder 94 00:06:24,291 --> 00:06:25,375 from Kennedy Space Center. 95 00:06:25,458 --> 00:06:27,000 [Oglethorpe] Hey, Jocelyn. 96 00:06:27,083 --> 00:06:29,125 Listen, we got a sighting 97 00:06:29,208 --> 00:06:31,500 of an NEO from Subaru telescope. 98 00:06:31,583 --> 00:06:32,916 Okay. Uh… 99 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,458 Why you just didn't report it to the Minor Planet Center? 100 00:06:35,541 --> 00:06:38,333 [Calder] It's a professor and a bunch of Michigan State students 101 00:06:38,416 --> 00:06:40,333 who identified something big. 102 00:06:40,416 --> 00:06:41,833 Really? How large? 103 00:06:41,916 --> 00:06:43,291 [Calder] How big we talking? 104 00:06:43,375 --> 00:06:45,666 We clocked it in around five to ten kilometers wide. 105 00:06:45,750 --> 00:06:47,250 About five to ten kilometers wide. 106 00:06:48,250 --> 00:06:49,750 Uh… That's a big boy. 107 00:06:51,041 --> 00:06:55,291 And, uh, was this professor the one who first made the observations? 108 00:06:55,375 --> 00:06:57,625 Hi, yes. Uh, Dr. Mindy. 109 00:06:57,708 --> 00:07:01,083 And-- And no, PhD candidate Kate Dibiasky found it. 110 00:07:01,166 --> 00:07:02,916 I did the orbital calculations. 111 00:07:03,625 --> 00:07:07,250 I, uh… I study trace gasses in dead galaxies. 112 00:07:07,333 --> 00:07:10,750 I haven't published in a while so you probably haven't heard of me. 113 00:07:10,833 --> 00:07:11,916 But anyway, that doesn't matter. 114 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,333 Sorry. What was your question? 115 00:07:14,416 --> 00:07:17,375 What are the most updated estimates on its trajectory? 116 00:07:17,458 --> 00:07:18,458 [Mindy] Kate? 117 00:07:20,625 --> 00:07:21,625 Um… 118 00:07:22,958 --> 00:07:27,041 I've been running it all day. I keep getting the same result. 119 00:07:27,791 --> 00:07:30,875 A direct hit of Earth in six months and 14 days. 120 00:07:31,875 --> 00:07:33,000 Me too. 121 00:07:33,083 --> 00:07:35,333 [Calder] Matthew, what are your calculations? 122 00:07:35,416 --> 00:07:40,500 Um, Scout program is saying six months, 14 days. 123 00:07:40,583 --> 00:07:42,791 [Calder] We got six months and 14 days. 124 00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:48,916 And it's roughly five to ten kilometers wide. 125 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,125 Which… Which, uh… 126 00:07:52,250 --> 00:07:53,625 [Mindy] Isn't that… 127 00:07:54,625 --> 00:07:56,083 an extinction-level event? 128 00:07:57,208 --> 00:07:59,333 Well, let's not be dramatic here. 129 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:02,541 Okay, uh… 130 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:07,291 First move is to get the school field trip out here to DC. 131 00:08:07,375 --> 00:08:08,833 [Calder] Let's all calm down. 132 00:08:08,916 --> 00:08:11,166 I need the person who first had eyes on the comet 133 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:12,750 and the person in charge. 134 00:08:12,833 --> 00:08:13,833 What? 135 00:08:13,916 --> 00:08:15,291 [indistinct chatter] 136 00:08:16,916 --> 00:08:21,208 …share this data immediately with Cambridge, Caltech and IAU. 137 00:08:21,291 --> 00:08:23,291 Wait a minute. This is classified information. 138 00:08:23,375 --> 00:08:24,708 [Mindy] What's happening? 139 00:08:24,791 --> 00:08:26,833 [Calder] I serve at the discretion of the president. 140 00:08:26,916 --> 00:08:28,166 Is this really happening? 141 00:08:28,250 --> 00:08:30,666 …and the dead galaxy professor to Hickam Air Force base. 142 00:08:30,750 --> 00:08:33,291 [Mindy] DC, right? Hey! Hey, Kate. [clapping] 143 00:08:33,375 --> 00:08:35,291 This isn't happening, right? 144 00:08:35,375 --> 00:08:38,541 Kate, this isn't real, right? This is, uh… 145 00:08:38,625 --> 00:08:41,125 This is just some sort of alternate reality, right? 146 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:42,041 Say something. 147 00:08:42,125 --> 00:08:43,750 I gotta go get high. 148 00:08:43,833 --> 00:08:48,041 Word is that I need you both in DC fast. Only plane I got going there is that one. 149 00:08:48,125 --> 00:08:50,375 Anyway, I am Dr. Mindy. This is-- 150 00:08:50,458 --> 00:08:52,208 -Hi! Oh. -[soldier] Go, go, go! 151 00:08:52,291 --> 00:08:54,750 [soldiers yelling] 152 00:08:54,833 --> 00:08:57,708 -[Mindy] Where do we sit, Kate? -I have no idea. 153 00:08:57,791 --> 00:08:59,625 [Mindy] Is there any customary seating for… 154 00:08:59,708 --> 00:09:01,750 [upbeat tense music playing] 155 00:09:06,708 --> 00:09:10,625 What the fuck? Is this real? Is this a goddamn joke? 156 00:09:10,708 --> 00:09:11,833 Holy shit. 157 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:21,000 This can't be happening. No. 158 00:09:22,208 --> 00:09:25,208 [music continues playing] 159 00:09:59,625 --> 00:10:00,500 [music ends] 160 00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:02,125 [birds chirping] 161 00:10:06,583 --> 00:10:07,750 [indistinct chatter] 162 00:10:09,166 --> 00:10:11,125 -Brendon. You mean Brendon? -Yeah, Brendon. 163 00:10:11,208 --> 00:10:15,041 You know, he didn't keep his head down. It's all politics, Teddy. You know that. 164 00:10:15,125 --> 00:10:17,083 [Oglethorpe] You must be Randall and Kate. 165 00:10:17,166 --> 00:10:18,250 Yes. Yes, hi. 166 00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:20,583 I'm Dr. Oglethorpe, but you can call me Teddy. 167 00:10:20,666 --> 00:10:22,166 I'm sorry. Did you say your name… 168 00:10:22,250 --> 00:10:25,333 -I should call you "Teddy"? Teddy. -[Oglethorpe] Teddy. Yeah. 169 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:28,083 [chuckles] Yeah, we call him Teddy because he ain't no teddy bear. 170 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,416 General Themes. I'm the Pentagon's eyes on, uh, 171 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,375 you know, whatever this turns out to be. 172 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:37,875 The president is famously late, and you've had a long flight, so… 173 00:10:38,541 --> 00:10:39,958 [both sigh] 174 00:10:40,625 --> 00:10:44,250 -[sighs] Michigan State Spartans. -[Kate] Mmm. 175 00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:52,583 -Is that the Oval Office? -Yeah, that's the Oval Office, yeah. 176 00:10:53,458 --> 00:10:55,541 It's a lot smaller than in the photographs. 177 00:10:55,625 --> 00:10:57,625 [Oglethorpe] The president should be here shortly. 178 00:10:57,708 --> 00:10:58,875 She's already been briefed. 179 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:00,458 Correct, Scott? 180 00:11:02,041 --> 00:11:03,166 [Scott] That is correct. 181 00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:05,750 Are we really about to tell the president of the United States 182 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,583 that we have just over six months 183 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:12,166 until humankind, basically every species, is completely extinct? 184 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:16,291 [breath trembling] Yeah. That's exactly what we're about to do. Yeah. 185 00:11:18,541 --> 00:11:19,583 [grunts] 186 00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:21,208 [gags] 187 00:11:21,916 --> 00:11:23,916 [Mindy] Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. 188 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:27,000 [upbeat instrumental music playing] 189 00:12:13,541 --> 00:12:15,416 [woman 1] Yes, I said law enforcement. 190 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:18,708 But I didn't want… I mean, you told me that he was clean. 191 00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:20,833 [indistinct chatter] 192 00:12:20,916 --> 00:12:24,166 -Hello, Madam President. Dr. Oglethorpe. -[guard] Step back, please. 193 00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:25,666 [Oglethorpe] Hello. 194 00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:30,208 Madam President, I'm Dr. Oglethorpe. I believe Jocelyn briefed you to… 195 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,833 -Hey, Jason. -[Jason] Yeah? What up, yo? 196 00:12:32,916 --> 00:12:35,166 Come on, man. What the hell? This is real world. 197 00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:36,875 Yeah. I know. We need five minutes. 198 00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:40,625 We have a problem with our Supreme Court nominee. Five minutes. Thank you. 199 00:12:41,666 --> 00:12:43,541 [door opens and closes] 200 00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:45,583 [laughter in distance] 201 00:12:46,458 --> 00:12:47,833 [indistinct chatter] 202 00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:57,541 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 203 00:12:57,625 --> 00:13:01,958 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 204 00:13:02,041 --> 00:13:06,541 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Patty… ♪ 205 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:11,750 [woman 2] Just take a message, and then, stuff like this happens, 206 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,500 and I don't know what's going on. 207 00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:17,541 I don't understand how many more times I need to tell you… 208 00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:21,500 Well, there's a bunch of stuff about their nominee not being qualified, 209 00:13:22,791 --> 00:13:25,875 but I don't see any articles about our thing. 210 00:13:25,958 --> 00:13:28,291 Social media is just going on and on 211 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:32,250 about that singer Riley Bina and DJ Chello breaking up. 212 00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:35,166 That's just too bad. 213 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,291 They seem like sweet kids. 214 00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:39,541 Hmm. I don't… I don't know them. 215 00:13:41,708 --> 00:13:42,583 Which is… 216 00:13:42,666 --> 00:13:44,375 -It's a shame though. -Yeah. 217 00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:46,625 -Do you know them, Kate? -Yes. 218 00:13:46,708 --> 00:13:49,416 -But I don't really give a shit right now. -Oh. 219 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:51,125 [footsteps approaching] 220 00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:53,208 They charge an arm and a leg for this stuff. 221 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,041 -Ten apiece ought to do it. -[Mindy] Oh. 222 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:56,625 -[Scott] Grab a water. -Thank you. 223 00:13:56,708 --> 00:13:57,916 I've got Kate as well. 224 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,250 -Perfect. -[Kate] Thank you. 225 00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:01,000 -Here's a 20. -[Scott] Oh. 226 00:14:03,416 --> 00:14:05,333 -You got change? -No. 227 00:14:08,375 --> 00:14:11,208 -I mean, I could ask the Marine. -Yeah… [mumbles] 228 00:14:12,916 --> 00:14:14,625 Uh, it's a Xanax. 229 00:14:14,708 --> 00:14:17,750 -I only take a quarter. Otherwise I get… -[Oglethorpe] Ah… 230 00:14:17,833 --> 00:14:19,958 -Kate. -Thank you. 231 00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:23,083 You know, you should be careful with that much. 232 00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:31,958 -[crickets chirping] -[clock ticking] 233 00:14:32,791 --> 00:14:33,958 [cell phone vibrating] 234 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,708 ♪This eagle's place is in the sky ♪ 235 00:14:36,791 --> 00:14:38,166 [sighing] 236 00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:43,208 Oh! 237 00:14:43,958 --> 00:14:46,958 I'm very sorry. I have to be in Okinawa by two o'clock tomorrow. 238 00:14:47,041 --> 00:14:49,375 -[Mindy] What? -What? Are you serious? 239 00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:52,166 -This is very important. -I have to go quell the natives. 240 00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:53,875 Tell your daughter I said hello. 241 00:14:54,416 --> 00:14:58,333 Isn't it important that he was in the room with us? I mean, what… 242 00:14:58,416 --> 00:15:00,416 [upbeat jazz music playing] 243 00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:06,833 Where do I pay for these? 244 00:15:06,916 --> 00:15:07,958 It's free. 245 00:15:10,666 --> 00:15:11,791 Really? 246 00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:13,375 Yes, it's the White House. 247 00:15:19,708 --> 00:15:21,916 The snacks are free. 248 00:15:22,708 --> 00:15:23,583 What? 249 00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:25,291 The general. 250 00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:28,166 He charged us for the snacks, but they're free. 251 00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:29,416 Oh, gosh. 252 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,541 [Kate] Why on earth would he do that? 253 00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:35,291 Hey, peeps, uh, it's not looking like it's gonna happen tonight, 254 00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:37,291 and I feel horrible. 255 00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:39,291 We're gonna put you up in a hotel somewhere. 256 00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:41,541 Excuse me, does the president know why we're here? 257 00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:43,916 [Kate] You gotta be fucking kidding me. 258 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,166 [Mindy] They must not know why we're here, right? 259 00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:47,875 They know. Uh, but you heard 'em. 260 00:15:47,958 --> 00:15:50,291 -Do they even realize… -[Oglethorpe] Be ready for tomorrow. 261 00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:51,708 …how long it took for us to get… 262 00:15:51,791 --> 00:15:53,791 [suspenseful music playing] 263 00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:57,708 [Kate] And then they made us wait for over seven hours, 264 00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,916 but they never called us in. I couldn't believe it. 265 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,500 Of course they didn't call you in. Kate, have you watched any news today? 266 00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:06,958 No, I've been pretty wrapped up in our… project. 267 00:16:07,041 --> 00:16:08,500 Turn on your TV right now. 268 00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:11,250 President Orlean is in the middle of an all-time shit storm. 269 00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:15,166 [reporter] Sheriff Wade Conlon was already a controversial nominee, 270 00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:19,958 with no law degree and a record of "shoot first and ask questions later." 271 00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:21,125 You watching? 272 00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:23,250 With his background as a nude life model… 273 00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:25,750 Yeah, I'm watching it right now. 274 00:16:25,833 --> 00:16:28,250 …the White House is in full crisis mode. 275 00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:29,500 And, get this. 276 00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:32,750 I found five former students 277 00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:37,666 who are willing to go on record that Conlon got noticeably aroused 278 00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:39,375 when he posed for their drawing class. 279 00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:40,916 I have no shame in what I did. 280 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,916 Now, should I say "noticeably aroused"? 281 00:16:44,666 --> 00:16:47,916 Or "engorged"? Because I don't want this to read like clickbait. 282 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,708 You know, this is a real article. 283 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,291 I just… Kate, can I get something from you, please? 284 00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:56,250 [clears throat] Sorry. 285 00:16:57,083 --> 00:17:00,083 -Out of sorts tonight. -Can we have this conversation? 286 00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:02,083 I feel like we're skirting around this. 287 00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:05,000 Do you have an issue with my mom? Is that what this is all about? 288 00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:06,000 [music playing on TV] 289 00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:07,791 [woman] You can't tell me what's going on? 290 00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:10,458 It's just the protocol. Please, don't worry. 291 00:17:10,541 --> 00:17:15,208 Oh, Marshall got a 172 on his LSATs and we're celebrating. 292 00:17:15,291 --> 00:17:18,666 Way to go, Marshall. I'm proud of you, buddy. 293 00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:21,083 -Whoo! Thank you, Dad. Miss you. -[chuckles] 294 00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:24,708 Hey, how's Evan feeling? Are the new meds working out? 295 00:17:24,791 --> 00:17:26,666 -I'm a solid four. -[Mrs. Mindy] Ooh! 296 00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:28,083 He's a solid four. 297 00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:30,750 Well, that's better than last month, right? 298 00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:34,083 You know, just remember to speak up in the meeting tomorrow. Okay? 299 00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:35,750 -Yeah. I will. -You get so quiet. 300 00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:38,416 When it's time to take credit, you kind of… 301 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:43,000 She asked you if you were a lesbian. She did not say that you were a lesbian. 302 00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:44,916 -It was a question. -Hey, look, I'm… 303 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,208 Can I sit down with your mom to have lunch in, like, seven months? 304 00:17:48,291 --> 00:17:52,583 Seven… That's weirdly specific and distant. 305 00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:54,625 What is… This is my mom. 306 00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:57,416 [upbeat tense music playing] 307 00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:02,541 [Orlean] So… Oh! 308 00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:06,041 I heard there's an asteroid or a comet or something 309 00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:07,958 that you don't like the looks of. 310 00:18:08,791 --> 00:18:12,416 [sighs] Tell me about it and then tell me why you're telling me about it. 311 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,208 You got 20 minutes. 312 00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:16,208 -Twenty minutes? -That's you, Doc. 313 00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:18,375 [softly] Go. Now. Go. 314 00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:20,000 Uh… [clears throat] 315 00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:22,125 Madam President. [breathing heavily] 316 00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:23,666 [clears throat] Uh… 317 00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:27,125 Approximately 36 hours ago, 318 00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:31,791 uh, PhD candidate Kate Dibiasky here discovered 319 00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:34,000 a very large comet. 320 00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:34,916 Oh. 321 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,791 -[Mindy] Yeah. -Good for you. 322 00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:39,541 A comet between five to ten kilometers across, 323 00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:41,875 that we estimate came from the, uh… 324 00:18:41,958 --> 00:18:44,250 from the… from the Oort cloud. 325 00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:45,208 [Orlean] Wow. 326 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,791 Which is the outermost part of the solar system. 327 00:18:48,416 --> 00:18:49,458 And, um… 328 00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:53,416 And using Gauss's method of orbital determination 329 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:58,625 and the average astrometric uncertainty of 0.04 arcseconds, we then asked-- 330 00:18:58,708 --> 00:19:03,000 -[chuckling] Whoa! What the hell is… What? -I'm so bored. Just tell us what it is. 331 00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:05,291 -What? Stop what? -[Jason] Seriously, stop. 332 00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:08,416 What Dr. Mindy is trying to say is there's a comet headed towards Earth, 333 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,708 and according to NASA's computers, 334 00:19:10,791 --> 00:19:12,916 that object is gonna hit the Pacific Ocean 335 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,166 at 62 miles due west off the coast of Chile. 336 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:17,166 Then what happens? Like, a tidal wave? 337 00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:20,666 No. It will be far more catastrophic. 338 00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:25,250 There'll be mile-high tsunamis fanning out all across the globe. 339 00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:32,333 If this comet makes impact, it will have the power of a billion Hiroshima bombs. 340 00:19:32,958 --> 00:19:36,375 [exhales sharply] There'll be magnitude 10 or 11 earthquakes-- 341 00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:39,375 You're breathing weird. It's, uh, making me uncomfortable. 342 00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:42,000 I'm sorry, I'm just trying to articulate the science. 343 00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:45,125 I know. But it's so stressful. I'm trying to, like, listen-- 344 00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:47,916 [Mindy] I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation. 345 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,875 I'm trying to articulate it the best I can-- 346 00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:54,791 Madam President, this comet is what we call a planet-killer. 347 00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:56,333 [Mindy] That is correct. 348 00:19:58,791 --> 00:19:59,875 Mmm-hmm. 349 00:20:00,791 --> 00:20:02,333 So how certain is this? 350 00:20:02,416 --> 00:20:05,541 There's 100% certainty of impact. 351 00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:07,666 Please, don't say 100%. 352 00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:10,333 Can we just call it a potentially significant event? 353 00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:11,458 -[Orlean] Yeah. -Yes. 354 00:20:11,541 --> 00:20:14,250 But it isn't potentially going to happen. 355 00:20:14,791 --> 00:20:16,500 It is going to happen. 356 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:20,083 Exactly. 99.78% to be exact. 357 00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:22,291 Oh, great. Okay, so it's not 100%. 358 00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:25,250 Well, scientists never like to say 100%. 359 00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:27,791 Call it 70% and let's just move on. 360 00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:29,541 But it's not even close to 70%. 361 00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:31,958 You cannot go around saying to people 362 00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:34,791 that there's 100% chance that they're gonna die. 363 00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:37,791 [chuckling] You know? It's just nuts. 364 00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:40,458 We should get some of our scientists on this, you know. 365 00:20:40,541 --> 00:20:44,250 No offense, but you're just two people that walked in here with-- 366 00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:45,541 Dr. Oglethorpe. 367 00:20:45,625 --> 00:20:47,166 Dr. Ov… Ogilvy. Yeah. 368 00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:50,791 I've been head of planetary defense at NASA for 15 years. 369 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:55,333 And Dr. Mindy is a tenured professor of astronomy at Michigan State, 370 00:20:55,416 --> 00:20:58,375 where Miss Dibiasky is a doctoral candidate. 371 00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:01,083 -[Orlean] Good. -I'm sorry. Did you say Michigan State? 372 00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:03,750 Exactly. They have an excellent astronomy department. 373 00:21:03,833 --> 00:21:05,250 -[Mindy] Yes. -Come on, bro. 374 00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:07,625 You kidding? You wanna see my fucking SAT scores? 375 00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:09,708 Okay, let's bottom line this. 376 00:21:09,791 --> 00:21:11,666 What is this gonna cost me? 377 00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:13,875 You know, what's the ask here? 378 00:21:13,958 --> 00:21:17,041 There are government plans in place. 379 00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:19,541 Um, actions we can take through NASA. 380 00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:22,583 -[Mindy breathing heavily] -Drones that can be outfitted with nukes 381 00:21:22,666 --> 00:21:27,083 to deflect and hopefully change the orbit of this comet. 382 00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:28,916 We must act now. 383 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,583 [Orlean] Oh, hey. All right, all right, all right. 384 00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:34,000 -When are the midterms? Three weeks. -Three weeks. 385 00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:36,791 So, if this breaks before then, we lose Congress. 386 00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:38,833 Then there's nothing we can do about it. 387 00:21:38,916 --> 00:21:39,833 It'll be gridlocked. 388 00:21:39,916 --> 00:21:43,916 -The timing is just… It's atrocious. -[drawer opens and closes] 389 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:51,125 Okay, at this very moment, I say we sit tight and assess. 390 00:21:51,208 --> 00:21:52,458 [Jason] Sit tight and assess. 391 00:21:52,541 --> 00:21:55,625 [Orlean] Let's get some other people on this. Some Ivy Leaguers. 392 00:21:55,708 --> 00:21:58,458 And you and I will review the NASA plans. 393 00:21:58,541 --> 00:22:00,291 -Okay? -I'd greatly appreciate that. 394 00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:03,583 Am I to understand correctly that, 395 00:22:03,666 --> 00:22:07,333 after all of the information you've received today, 396 00:22:08,041 --> 00:22:12,291 the decision you're making is to "sit tight and assess"? 397 00:22:12,375 --> 00:22:15,625 -I'm sorry, who is she? -Who the fuck are you? Aren't you her son? 398 00:22:15,708 --> 00:22:18,416 I'm the fucking Chief of Staff, Boy with the Dragon Tattoo. 399 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:19,791 So I'm doing fine. 400 00:22:19,875 --> 00:22:22,541 [whispers] We gotta get out of here. This place is a freak show. 401 00:22:22,625 --> 00:22:25,208 [Mindy] I think what Miss Dibiasky is trying to say 402 00:22:25,291 --> 00:22:30,375 is that the idea of sitting tight is an extremely, extremely dangerous-- 403 00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:32,125 Oh, oh! [laughing] 404 00:22:32,208 --> 00:22:33,416 [sighs] 405 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:36,750 Thank you. One good thing happened today. [chuckles] 406 00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:38,916 Okay, funny story. [clears throat] 407 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,666 When I was running for president, 408 00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:43,958 I had to sneak cigarettes for the whole first month of the campaign 409 00:22:44,041 --> 00:22:46,291 because, you know, photographs of me smoking 410 00:22:46,375 --> 00:22:48,333 went for, what, a hundred grand a pop? 411 00:22:48,416 --> 00:22:49,500 [chuckles] 412 00:22:49,583 --> 00:22:52,541 So, I'm always hiding, but, you know, I just got sick of it. 413 00:22:53,166 --> 00:22:56,208 And I just said, "You know what, I'm gonna smoke whenever I want to." 414 00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:58,416 [chuckles] Mmm… 415 00:23:00,666 --> 00:23:01,791 Guess what happened? 416 00:23:02,666 --> 00:23:06,500 -I went up three points in the polls. -[Jason] They loved that she kept it real. 417 00:23:06,583 --> 00:23:08,458 They love watching a smokeshow smoke. 418 00:23:08,541 --> 00:23:11,583 I can't think of another president that I'd ever wanna see in Playboy. 419 00:23:11,666 --> 00:23:15,000 Do you know how many, uh, "the world is ending" meetings 420 00:23:15,083 --> 00:23:16,708 that we've had over the years? 421 00:23:16,791 --> 00:23:20,833 Economic collapse, loose nukes, car exhaust killing the atmosphere. 422 00:23:20,916 --> 00:23:23,666 -Rogue AI. -Drought, famine, plague… 423 00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:24,958 -Uh… -[Orlean] Everything. 424 00:23:25,041 --> 00:23:28,833 [chuckles] Alien invasion, population growth, hole in the ozone-- 425 00:23:28,916 --> 00:23:29,916 Jason, hey. 426 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,166 -Read the room for once in your life. -Sorry, Mom. 427 00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:35,000 Point is, I have a job to do. 428 00:23:35,083 --> 00:23:37,833 You do understand that this is an apocalyptic event. 429 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:43,250 This is a large celestial body heading towards our planet at speeds-- 430 00:23:43,333 --> 00:23:45,333 Dr. Mindy, I hear you. 431 00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:47,625 I hear you. 432 00:23:48,625 --> 00:23:51,208 -You should be proud. -[breathes deeply] Thank you. 433 00:23:51,291 --> 00:23:54,666 I'm taking it very seriously. I'm taking it straight in the heart. 434 00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:57,875 I'm so glad to hear that. You have no idea. 435 00:23:57,958 --> 00:24:03,000 Hey, gang, obviously everything we talked about in here, super classified, right? 436 00:24:03,083 --> 00:24:04,500 -[Oglethorpe] Yeah. -Cool. 437 00:24:04,583 --> 00:24:05,750 Thanks for dressing up. 438 00:24:11,958 --> 00:24:14,291 [upbeat tense music playing] 439 00:24:14,375 --> 00:24:17,041 [Mindy] You're saying we're just gonna leak it to the press? 440 00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:19,625 -Isn't that illegal? -Hell yeah, we're going to leak it. 441 00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:22,333 In case you didn't notice, the White House just blew us off. 442 00:24:22,416 --> 00:24:24,375 My boyfriend, Phillip, says he knows a reporter 443 00:24:24,458 --> 00:24:26,458 from the New York Herald who will talk to us. 444 00:24:26,541 --> 00:24:29,250 -Adul Grelio. -Good. He's a heavy hitter. 445 00:24:29,333 --> 00:24:32,541 And I'll reach out to more of the scientific community on the down-low. 446 00:24:33,875 --> 00:24:38,416 -I just feel like this isn't what I do. -You're just telling a story. 447 00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:39,750 Keep it simple. 448 00:24:40,458 --> 00:24:41,583 No math. 449 00:24:42,791 --> 00:24:44,166 But it's all math. 450 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,875 [music continues playing] 451 00:24:51,166 --> 00:24:53,458 [uplifting electronic music playing] 452 00:24:56,583 --> 00:24:59,333 [male voice on video] It all started with a connection. 453 00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:03,041 A simple gesture that created so much. 454 00:25:03,875 --> 00:25:05,000 So many choices. 455 00:25:06,208 --> 00:25:08,541 Sometimes, it can even feel like too much. 456 00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:10,875 Until now. 457 00:25:10,958 --> 00:25:13,291 Introducing BASH LiiF. 458 00:25:14,083 --> 00:25:16,791 Life, without the stress of living. 459 00:25:16,875 --> 00:25:18,500 [cheers and applause] 460 00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:21,416 [woman on PA] Before we introduce the founder and CEO of BASH, 461 00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:23,791 please remember to avoid direct eye contact, 462 00:25:23,875 --> 00:25:27,458 sudden movements, coughing or negative facial expressions. 463 00:25:27,541 --> 00:25:30,916 And now, please welcome Sir Peter Isherwell. 464 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,625 [cheers and applause] 465 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,791 [man 1] We love you, Peter! 466 00:25:39,916 --> 00:25:42,916 [audience cheering loudly] 467 00:25:46,083 --> 00:25:48,125 [man 2] We love you, Peter! 468 00:25:48,208 --> 00:25:49,375 Hello, everyone. 469 00:25:49,458 --> 00:25:51,833 All of my life's work, 470 00:25:52,458 --> 00:25:57,416 really, I see has been driven by an inexpressible need for a friend 471 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,416 who would understand and soothe me. 472 00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:05,791 And you know, now all those years of work have come to fruition with BASH LiiF, 473 00:26:05,875 --> 00:26:10,375 our new BASH 14.3, uh, phone 474 00:26:10,458 --> 00:26:14,750 is fully integrated into your every feeling and desire 475 00:26:14,833 --> 00:26:17,333 without you needing to say one single word. 476 00:26:17,416 --> 00:26:18,291 If I feel… 477 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,291 -Sad. -[boy] Afraid. 478 00:26:20,375 --> 00:26:21,458 Or alone. 479 00:26:21,541 --> 00:26:25,750 The BASH 14.3 phone, when set to the life setting, 480 00:26:25,833 --> 00:26:28,958 instantly senses my mood through blood pressure… 481 00:26:29,041 --> 00:26:31,541 -Uh, heartbeats and-- -[phone chimes] 482 00:26:31,625 --> 00:26:34,000 [automated voice] Your vitals show that you are sad. 483 00:26:34,083 --> 00:26:35,833 This will cheer you up, Peter. 484 00:26:35,916 --> 00:26:40,583 [girl] ♪ You are my best friend You are my best friend ♪ 485 00:26:40,666 --> 00:26:43,541 [singing indistinctly] ♪ You make me happy… ♪ 486 00:26:43,625 --> 00:26:46,416 [Peter laughing] Oh, that's wonderful. 487 00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:48,666 That video. Um… 488 00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:52,083 It also, seriously, uh, schedules 489 00:26:52,166 --> 00:26:55,375 a therapy session with a nearby professional, 490 00:26:55,458 --> 00:27:00,208 so we can make sure that these sad feelings never ever ever return. 491 00:27:00,291 --> 00:27:02,958 -May I say something, Mr. Isherwell? -[Peter] No. 492 00:27:03,041 --> 00:27:07,541 And to support, uh, BASH LiiF, uh, I wanna officially announce… 493 00:27:07,625 --> 00:27:10,041 Oh, give me the phones. They're not yours. 494 00:27:12,916 --> 00:27:15,125 -[softly] Say bye. -Bye, Mr. Isherwell. 495 00:27:15,208 --> 00:27:16,458 Bye, Peter. 496 00:27:16,541 --> 00:27:18,458 Um, I love you, Peter. 497 00:27:18,541 --> 00:27:21,333 Are you sure the video of the puppy on the rooster 498 00:27:21,416 --> 00:27:25,416 is optimizing our prepubescent sense memory consumer sector? 499 00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:27,166 I find the bird quite threatening. 500 00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:30,291 We will cross-check the data on that, for sure. 501 00:27:30,375 --> 00:27:32,958 Mr. Isherwell, Paul Debent wanted me to give this to you. 502 00:27:33,041 --> 00:27:35,791 He got it from an astronomer friend of his in Mexico. 503 00:27:38,166 --> 00:27:39,000 Oh, my. 504 00:27:40,375 --> 00:27:43,000 What other confirmation do we have on this, Adul? 505 00:27:43,083 --> 00:27:46,416 [Adul] I've spoken to Dr. Oglethorpe in DC and he confirmed it and all the math. 506 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,500 Then I showed it to Dr. Franks at Columbia, 507 00:27:48,583 --> 00:27:50,833 and he almost fell out of his chair. 508 00:27:50,916 --> 00:27:54,875 So, look, I have to admit. I was very skeptical at first, 509 00:27:54,958 --> 00:27:56,583 but this is all quite credible. 510 00:27:56,666 --> 00:27:58,916 The calculations are credible. 511 00:27:59,416 --> 00:28:00,250 Jesus. 512 00:28:00,750 --> 00:28:02,750 And the president really said to sit tight? 513 00:28:02,833 --> 00:28:05,583 -[Mindy] Yes. That's correct. -"Sit tight and assess." 514 00:28:05,666 --> 00:28:07,708 She's probably worried about the midterms. 515 00:28:07,791 --> 00:28:09,375 We need to move fast. 516 00:28:09,458 --> 00:28:11,333 The feds will claim breach of security, 517 00:28:11,416 --> 00:28:13,375 so make sure these two get a pro bono attorney. 518 00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:16,458 -[woman 1] You can use my attorney. -You can certainly afford it now. 519 00:28:16,541 --> 00:28:17,833 We're gonna hire a lawyer? 520 00:28:17,916 --> 00:28:20,166 -[woman 1] That wasn't necessary. -[woman 2] It was. 521 00:28:20,250 --> 00:28:21,791 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. 522 00:28:21,875 --> 00:28:23,166 That was not called for. 523 00:28:23,250 --> 00:28:25,083 [Mindy] I just have a question here. 524 00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:27,625 How is it criminal if we just tell people, 525 00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:31,000 like the public, you know, what we saw, and tell them the truth? 526 00:28:31,083 --> 00:28:34,166 Make sure this one gets media training before he hits the shows. 527 00:28:34,250 --> 00:28:35,875 He seems a step slow. 528 00:28:35,958 --> 00:28:38,083 What does that mean, I need media training? 529 00:28:39,041 --> 00:28:41,791 They want us on a show called The Daily Rip 530 00:28:41,875 --> 00:28:44,500 first thing in the morning before the article comes out. 531 00:28:44,583 --> 00:28:46,416 You guys know what The Daily Rip is? 532 00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:49,000 It's like the best show. Everyone wants to be on it. 533 00:28:49,083 --> 00:28:50,916 Brie and Jack have legendary chemistry. 534 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,250 They asked me to go on once. 535 00:28:52,333 --> 00:28:54,500 I was so excited I couldn't sleep for two nights, 536 00:28:54,583 --> 00:28:55,916 but then they cut me for time. 537 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,750 Still hurts me to think about that. 538 00:28:57,833 --> 00:29:01,583 I know what show you're talking about. My wife loves that show. 539 00:29:01,666 --> 00:29:04,458 Okay, can you just tell me what this is all about? Okay? 540 00:29:04,541 --> 00:29:07,916 'Cause you haven't read my article on Conlon getting hard in the art class. 541 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,791 Now Adul Grelio has come down from his mountaintop for your thing. 542 00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:13,625 You won't even give me a lousy pronoun? Come on. 543 00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:16,708 A comet, bigger than the asteroid that destroyed the dinosaurs, 544 00:29:16,791 --> 00:29:18,166 is headed directly at Earth. 545 00:29:18,250 --> 00:29:20,541 If it isn't deflected, the entire planet dies. 546 00:29:21,083 --> 00:29:22,625 Wait, what did you just say? 547 00:29:22,708 --> 00:29:24,000 It's for a video game. 548 00:29:27,458 --> 00:29:28,791 Are you being serious? 549 00:29:29,541 --> 00:29:30,541 Yes. 550 00:29:32,791 --> 00:29:34,083 Oh, my God. 551 00:29:34,166 --> 00:29:36,833 -[pleasant piano music playing] -[inaudible dialogue] 552 00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:43,083 [gasping] 553 00:29:44,333 --> 00:29:47,041 Oh, my God! What the fuck, man? 554 00:29:47,125 --> 00:29:49,916 I love you too. All right. Yeah. 555 00:29:50,541 --> 00:29:52,958 Hey, guys, we gotta keep walking, all right? 556 00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:54,208 Come on. 557 00:29:54,291 --> 00:29:56,166 [pensive music playing] 558 00:30:30,791 --> 00:30:33,458 -You must be Dr. Mindy and Miss Dibiasky? -Yes. 559 00:30:33,541 --> 00:30:35,833 Jack and Brie are so excited to have you on the show. 560 00:30:35,916 --> 00:30:37,750 Really? They know who we are? 561 00:30:37,833 --> 00:30:40,166 White House is denying they even met with them. 562 00:30:40,250 --> 00:30:43,791 Well, assholes will always be assholes. 563 00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:54,625 Hi, I'm Thalia. 564 00:30:54,708 --> 00:30:57,000 The Herald sent me to help with your wardrobe. 565 00:30:58,416 --> 00:30:59,833 Oh, I'm not wearing that. 566 00:31:01,583 --> 00:31:05,416 [woman 1] Yeah, you actually have really great facial structure. 567 00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:08,333 How 'bout if we trim this beard down a little bit and-- 568 00:31:08,416 --> 00:31:09,833 I love your hair. 569 00:31:10,625 --> 00:31:11,541 Thank you. 570 00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:15,958 How are we gonna do this? I talk about the discovery and you… 571 00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:19,083 talk about how urgent it is that we take action. 572 00:31:19,166 --> 00:31:21,416 [whispers] How do we say it? I mean… 573 00:31:22,708 --> 00:31:26,125 -Shouldn't we practice it or write it out? -[woman 1] Can I get you some water? 574 00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:28,458 Yeah, water. Yeah, water would be nice. 575 00:31:29,625 --> 00:31:32,416 You are here now. You are here now. You are here now. 576 00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:37,375 [repeating] Eleven benevolent elephants. Eleven benevolent elephants. 577 00:31:38,125 --> 00:31:40,041 -Just gonna take some Xanax. -Hmm. 578 00:31:41,125 --> 00:31:42,833 [Mindy] I take it sometimes when I… 579 00:31:44,458 --> 00:31:46,625 Kate, not this time. Not this time. 580 00:31:51,416 --> 00:31:56,291 [sighs] He just needs to breathe and speak up. You know? 581 00:31:56,375 --> 00:31:57,875 He's got this. I know he does. 582 00:31:57,958 --> 00:32:00,250 [breathing heavily] 583 00:32:03,208 --> 00:32:04,458 Oh, God. Come on. 584 00:32:05,333 --> 00:32:07,125 [straining, exhales] 585 00:32:08,125 --> 00:32:08,958 [straining] 586 00:32:09,041 --> 00:32:12,208 You are here now. You are here now. You are here now. 587 00:32:12,291 --> 00:32:13,333 You're here now. 588 00:32:17,541 --> 00:32:18,458 Oh, God! 589 00:32:18,541 --> 00:32:20,375 [Jack] You gotta stop drinking the cheap shit. 590 00:32:20,458 --> 00:32:21,666 [Brie scoffs] 591 00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:23,750 -It's only two glasses. -Yeah, two and a half. 592 00:32:23,833 --> 00:32:25,541 -[man] We're 20 out. -Always running late. 593 00:32:25,625 --> 00:32:27,541 [man] Let's make sure that our eye lines, 594 00:32:27,625 --> 00:32:30,250 that we're not looking at Jack and Brie, please, all right? 595 00:32:30,333 --> 00:32:31,708 And cue the package. 596 00:32:31,791 --> 00:32:33,333 Two glasses. Here we go again. 597 00:32:33,416 --> 00:32:36,166 [theme music playing] 598 00:32:52,041 --> 00:32:54,708 -Ladies okay? -Yes. And we're live. 599 00:32:54,791 --> 00:32:58,083 Brie, I've got something for you today. Listen to this. 600 00:32:58,166 --> 00:33:01,041 President Orlean's Supreme Court nominee, Sheriff Conlon, 601 00:33:01,125 --> 00:33:06,208 has now been identified as appearing in a softcore porn cable show 602 00:33:06,291 --> 00:33:07,791 -from the early '90s… -Ridiculous. 603 00:33:07,875 --> 00:33:10,833 -…called Satin Sheet Nights. -[imperceptible] 604 00:33:10,916 --> 00:33:13,750 -This story just keeps going and going… -[Brie on TV] Oh, my gosh. 605 00:33:13,833 --> 00:33:15,125 [whispers] Is that Riley Bina? 606 00:33:15,208 --> 00:33:17,166 -[Brie] Yes, well, it's a… -[Mindy] Really? 607 00:33:17,666 --> 00:33:19,291 [Brie speaking indistinctly on TV] 608 00:33:19,375 --> 00:33:22,208 [whispers] She looks a lot smaller in person, doesn't she? 609 00:33:22,791 --> 00:33:24,750 -[Brie] Ride 'em, cowboy. -[laughing] 610 00:33:24,833 --> 00:33:25,916 [purring] 611 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,333 -[Jack] Good. -[Brie] Hee-haw! 612 00:33:27,416 --> 00:33:30,083 Hey, everyone. I'm Sean from the show. 613 00:33:30,166 --> 00:33:33,875 Uh, we're gonna do… Jack and Brie are gonna do ten on the SCOTUS nominee. 614 00:33:33,958 --> 00:33:37,250 -Riley Bina, you'll come on and-- -I get to talk about my single, right? 615 00:33:37,333 --> 00:33:40,291 A portion of the profits goes to the manatee sanctuaries. 616 00:33:40,375 --> 00:33:42,375 Yes, but the, uh, breakup first. 617 00:33:42,458 --> 00:33:45,083 And then Dr. Mindy and Miss Dibiasky, 618 00:33:45,166 --> 00:33:47,583 you'll come on and talk about that planet you discovered. 619 00:33:47,666 --> 00:33:49,458 Uh… Comet. We found a comet. 620 00:33:49,541 --> 00:33:51,666 They know what we're here to talk about, right? 621 00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:54,458 Of course. Jack and Brie love doing science segments. 622 00:33:54,541 --> 00:33:56,375 Just remember, keep it light, fun. 623 00:33:56,458 --> 00:33:58,875 -Jack and Brie love having a good time. -[sighing] 624 00:33:58,958 --> 00:34:00,500 That's not promising. 625 00:34:00,583 --> 00:34:03,708 You guys discovered a comet? That's so dope. 626 00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:05,916 I have a tattoo of a shooting star on my back. 627 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,833 -Oh. -That's terrific. [chuckles] 628 00:34:07,916 --> 00:34:08,916 [Riley chuckles] 629 00:34:13,375 --> 00:34:17,750 We heard about your breakup too, so we just wanna say… 630 00:34:18,708 --> 00:34:20,333 We're very sorry, right? 631 00:34:20,416 --> 00:34:23,291 We're real sorry. You seem like a… great person. 632 00:34:24,083 --> 00:34:26,583 Why don't you mind your own business, you old fuck? 633 00:34:26,666 --> 00:34:27,791 [girls chuckle] 634 00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:30,500 Okay. 635 00:34:33,125 --> 00:34:35,291 Not gonna lie, but, um, my friends 636 00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:38,750 and my Vroom Vroom Army have been so amazing. 637 00:34:38,833 --> 00:34:42,500 So, I'm really grateful for that. But, yeah, I can't lie. It's been hard. 638 00:34:42,583 --> 00:34:45,291 -You're an inspiration. It's incredible. -To so many. 639 00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:47,250 You're really owning that pain. 640 00:34:47,333 --> 00:34:51,041 You know, Jack, I feel like there's some kind of conversation 641 00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:54,500 that we need to be having here. Is there any message 642 00:34:54,583 --> 00:34:58,750 that you would like to send to your, uh, ex, DJ Chello? 643 00:34:59,791 --> 00:35:01,083 You know, um… 644 00:35:01,166 --> 00:35:02,625 [Jack] If there's something-- 645 00:35:02,708 --> 00:35:04,291 -Yeah. -Right here in this camera. 646 00:35:04,375 --> 00:35:07,666 Tell him. As if that was him. You tell him exactly what you're thinking. 647 00:35:07,750 --> 00:35:09,208 Okay, um… [clears throat] 648 00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:11,500 [sighs] 649 00:35:11,583 --> 00:35:12,666 Chell. 650 00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:19,250 [sighs] I still love you, and, um, after many sleepless nights, 651 00:35:20,750 --> 00:35:21,833 three, 652 00:35:22,541 --> 00:35:23,875 I wanna take you back. 653 00:35:23,958 --> 00:35:25,708 I'm sorry. Whoa, uh… 654 00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:26,875 -Is that okay? -Yeah. 655 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:29,875 -[Brie on TV] He cheated on you. -Oh, my God. You guys… 656 00:35:29,958 --> 00:35:31,666 Yeah. I do. 657 00:35:31,750 --> 00:35:34,000 -Diddly just exploded. -So did Vroom Vroom. 658 00:35:34,083 --> 00:35:36,250 BASH News just sent me eight push notifications. 659 00:35:36,333 --> 00:35:38,166 -About this? -Yeah, look. 660 00:35:38,250 --> 00:35:40,708 My phone just purchased DJ Chello's latest single. 661 00:35:40,791 --> 00:35:42,875 What the… It just did that without asking. 662 00:35:42,958 --> 00:35:45,791 I'm being told that we have DJ Chello live on a Mugg link. 663 00:35:45,875 --> 00:35:48,791 -What's he got to say for himself? -I love the producers here. 664 00:35:48,875 --> 00:35:50,125 Hey, baby doll. Hey. 665 00:35:50,208 --> 00:35:52,083 -Hi. Hi, baby. [crying] -[Jack] He's in tears. 666 00:35:52,166 --> 00:35:54,083 -Your kid messed up bad. -I know. 667 00:35:54,166 --> 00:35:56,666 Lady Baroque wasn't wearing any panties in the club that night. 668 00:35:56,750 --> 00:35:58,416 -It's fine. -I just got all crazy. 669 00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:00,416 I wasn't thinking straight. I made a mistake. 670 00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:02,375 But, look, it's always been you. 671 00:36:02,458 --> 00:36:04,791 Oh! I get it. It's okay. 672 00:36:04,875 --> 00:36:07,583 I hooked up with her too, last year at the Music Globes 673 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:10,000 right before I ran off with that power forward from the Nuggets, 674 00:36:10,083 --> 00:36:12,250 and none of that matters. 675 00:36:12,333 --> 00:36:15,916 What about "Forget breakup sex. Try breakup relationship"? 676 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,166 -That's good. -Come on. 677 00:36:17,250 --> 00:36:20,166 "Ten famous second chances for two-timers," guys. 678 00:36:20,250 --> 00:36:21,166 It's on a plate. 679 00:36:21,250 --> 00:36:25,125 I've been scared, but, honestly, I'm not scared anymore. 680 00:36:25,208 --> 00:36:26,041 Okay. 681 00:36:26,125 --> 00:36:28,958 My little bumblebee, will you marry me? 682 00:36:29,041 --> 00:36:31,625 -[gasps] Oh, my God. Of course. -[Jack] Oh, wow. 683 00:36:31,708 --> 00:36:33,208 -Chell, of course. -[DJ Chello] Yes! 684 00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:35,416 -Yes! -That's sick. 685 00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:36,333 [DJ Chello] Yes! 686 00:36:36,416 --> 00:36:38,791 All right, DJ Chello. 687 00:36:38,875 --> 00:36:40,875 -[cell phones vibrating] -What is happening? 688 00:36:40,958 --> 00:36:41,916 Just bought another. 689 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,916 -Who are these people again? -They're like the biggest names… 690 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,500 [Brie chuckles] 691 00:36:46,583 --> 00:36:49,625 Well, the fireworks have certainly gone off today. 692 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:50,875 -They have. -What a zinger! 693 00:36:50,958 --> 00:36:52,458 [Jack] Yes, they have. 694 00:36:52,541 --> 00:36:55,250 From a wedding proposal to a little science experiment. 695 00:36:55,333 --> 00:36:57,250 I'll need a temple rub and a martini later on. 696 00:36:57,333 --> 00:37:02,041 [Brie] Our last guests today have made a pretty big discovery in space. 697 00:37:02,125 --> 00:37:04,041 Astronomer Dr. Randall Mindy 698 00:37:04,125 --> 00:37:07,208 and PhD candidate Miss Kate Dibiasky are here. 699 00:37:07,291 --> 00:37:08,333 Welcome to the show. 700 00:37:08,416 --> 00:37:11,583 Can I ask you one thing before we go any further? I have to know this. 701 00:37:11,666 --> 00:37:14,208 Is there life out there? 702 00:37:14,291 --> 00:37:17,708 -Can you tell us? Yes or no, final answer. -We don't have the data. 703 00:37:17,791 --> 00:37:19,958 But sure, in the vastness of space, why not? 704 00:37:20,041 --> 00:37:21,541 Yes, aliens are real. 705 00:37:21,625 --> 00:37:24,166 I knew I'd like this guy. Didn't I tell? You owe me 50 bucks. 706 00:37:24,250 --> 00:37:27,000 [Mindy] I'm not saying there's little green men in flying saucers-- 707 00:37:27,083 --> 00:37:30,208 -Please don't encourage him, Dr. Mindy. -That's what he's saying. 708 00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:31,708 We'll never get out of here. 709 00:37:31,791 --> 00:37:33,541 Now, Jack was having some fun here. 710 00:37:33,625 --> 00:37:35,166 -Dad looks great. -What did… 711 00:37:35,250 --> 00:37:37,583 -Doesn't he look good? -They did something with his beard. 712 00:37:37,666 --> 00:37:39,583 [Brie] With the aliens… 713 00:37:39,666 --> 00:37:41,458 [chuckling] Really… He really does. 714 00:37:41,541 --> 00:37:43,625 -[Jack] So much. -[Brie chuckles] Dr. Randall… 715 00:37:43,708 --> 00:37:47,125 You'll regret it. Now, look, Jack's just having some fun here 716 00:37:47,208 --> 00:37:48,875 with the aliens or whatever, 717 00:37:48,958 --> 00:37:53,250 but there's a New York Herald story that's just come out that talks about… 718 00:37:53,333 --> 00:37:55,375 Keep it right there. You're doing good. 719 00:37:55,458 --> 00:37:57,833 -…the two of you have made. -[Mindy] That's right, Brie. 720 00:37:57,916 --> 00:38:00,958 Kate was, um, observing supernovas… 721 00:38:01,041 --> 00:38:02,583 Yo, that's your girl? 722 00:38:02,666 --> 00:38:05,083 -Yeah. -Not bad. 723 00:38:05,166 --> 00:38:09,625 …an absolutely shocking and once-in-a-lifetime discovery. 724 00:38:09,708 --> 00:38:13,000 I had no idea that Subaru made telescopes. 725 00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:16,166 This has to be exciting. Tell us what you found, Miss Diabasky. 726 00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:20,250 Um, I was monitoring exploding stars 727 00:38:20,333 --> 00:38:26,750 to help measure the expansion of the universe and-- 728 00:38:26,833 --> 00:38:28,875 -For your PhD, right? -Yeah. 729 00:38:28,958 --> 00:38:33,125 [Kate] I saw something I didn't recognize. 730 00:38:34,541 --> 00:38:36,041 It was a comet. 731 00:38:36,125 --> 00:38:36,958 [sighs] 732 00:38:37,041 --> 00:38:38,166 [Kate] A big one. 733 00:38:40,708 --> 00:38:44,583 It's headed directly at Earth, and it really likely will hit. 734 00:38:45,916 --> 00:38:47,791 This sounds very, very exciting. 735 00:38:47,875 --> 00:38:50,458 Exploding stars, like, stars actually explode. 736 00:38:50,541 --> 00:38:51,708 Um, how big is this thing? 737 00:38:51,791 --> 00:38:54,083 Can it destroy someone's house? Is that possible? 738 00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:57,333 Well, Comet Dibiasky, which is what it will officially be named-- 739 00:38:57,416 --> 00:38:58,833 -[Jack] After her? -Yeah, after her. 740 00:38:58,916 --> 00:39:01,583 -[Brie] Congratulations. -[Jack] What an honor. Congratulations. 741 00:39:01,666 --> 00:39:04,166 It's somewhere between six and nine kilometers across. 742 00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:05,583 -So-- -It's big. 743 00:39:05,666 --> 00:39:08,875 It would damage the entire planet. 744 00:39:08,958 --> 00:39:10,583 Not just a house, you know? 745 00:39:10,666 --> 00:39:11,708 The entire planet. 746 00:39:11,791 --> 00:39:14,708 Okay, as it's damaging, will it hit this one house in particular 747 00:39:14,791 --> 00:39:17,875 that's right on the coast of New Jersey? It's my ex-wife's house. 748 00:39:17,958 --> 00:39:19,208 Can we make that happen? 749 00:39:19,291 --> 00:39:21,708 You and Shelly have a great relationship. Stop. 750 00:39:21,791 --> 00:39:23,125 You need to stop. 751 00:39:23,208 --> 00:39:26,125 I will, but in all fairness, I actually paid for the house. 752 00:39:26,208 --> 00:39:27,500 [Brie] I'm so sorry. 753 00:39:27,583 --> 00:39:30,583 I'm sorry, are we not being clear? 754 00:39:31,916 --> 00:39:33,791 We're trying to tell you 755 00:39:33,875 --> 00:39:37,291 that the entire planet is about to be destroyed. 756 00:39:37,958 --> 00:39:40,291 -[Jack] Okay, um… -[Brie] Well, it's, you know… 757 00:39:40,375 --> 00:39:43,625 It's something we do around here. We just keep the bad news light. 758 00:39:43,708 --> 00:39:45,625 Right. It helps the medicine go down. 759 00:39:45,708 --> 00:39:47,666 Speaking of medicine, tomorrow we've got-- 760 00:39:47,750 --> 00:39:51,541 Well, maybe the destruction of the entire planet 761 00:39:52,458 --> 00:39:53,833 isn't supposed to be fun. 762 00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:58,250 Maybe it's supposed to be terrifying. 763 00:39:58,333 --> 00:39:59,333 And unsettling. 764 00:39:59,416 --> 00:40:01,125 [Adul] No, please don't do that. 765 00:40:01,208 --> 00:40:03,333 -And you should stay up all night… -[Adul] Please. 766 00:40:03,416 --> 00:40:05,250 …every night crying, 767 00:40:05,333 --> 00:40:09,750 when we're all 100% for sure gonna fucking die! 768 00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:12,416 -[crying] -Hey, Kate. 769 00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:13,500 [Kate] I'm sorry. 770 00:40:14,875 --> 00:40:15,708 Hey, man. 771 00:40:16,375 --> 00:40:19,708 My brother has bipolar disorder. So if you ever need anyone to talk… 772 00:40:20,708 --> 00:40:22,583 -Uh… [inhales sharply] -Okay. 773 00:40:22,666 --> 00:40:25,583 Is she always like that? 774 00:40:26,291 --> 00:40:28,083 -I-- -[Brie] Something I said? 775 00:40:28,166 --> 00:40:30,083 -[Jack and Brie chuckle] -[Jack] Right? 776 00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:33,625 Maybe I should have given her that extra Xanax that I had. 777 00:40:33,708 --> 00:40:34,708 [Jack and Brie chuckle] 778 00:40:34,791 --> 00:40:38,208 Listen, if you don't have enough, we all have enough around here for her. 779 00:40:38,291 --> 00:40:41,166 A spoonful of Xanax makes the medicine go down, right? 780 00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:42,916 [Jack] That's right. That's good. 781 00:40:43,916 --> 00:40:47,166 -We're gonna have to get you back. -[Jack] I knew I'd like this guy. 782 00:40:47,250 --> 00:40:49,333 -Is he a plant? [laughing] -[Jack] I knew it. 783 00:40:49,416 --> 00:40:50,333 [Brie] Okay. 784 00:40:50,416 --> 00:40:52,791 Well, the handsome astronomer 785 00:40:52,875 --> 00:40:56,375 can come back anytime, but the yelling lady, not so much. 786 00:40:56,458 --> 00:40:59,416 [Jack] Not so much. Join us tomorrow when our guest will be the man 787 00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:03,083 that many say will challenge President Orlean in two years. 788 00:41:03,166 --> 00:41:05,166 Senator Jeff Lerner will be here. 789 00:41:05,250 --> 00:41:08,000 And wrongly-convicted murderer, Michelle Weems, 790 00:41:08,083 --> 00:41:12,375 talks to us about her controversial third-place finish on Celebrity Dance Off. 791 00:41:12,458 --> 00:41:15,833 -I thought she would've won. -Yes. I still think she's guilty. 792 00:41:15,916 --> 00:41:18,083 -That's The Daily Rip, guys. -[Brie] Have a great day. 793 00:41:18,666 --> 00:41:20,583 -[producer] And we're out! -The show's over? 794 00:41:20,666 --> 00:41:21,958 -I mean, didn't… -[Jack] Yeah. 795 00:41:22,041 --> 00:41:24,500 -Did what we wanted to say come across? -No, it's over. 796 00:41:24,583 --> 00:41:28,500 You were great, but I think mullet girl, she probably needs some media training. 797 00:41:29,625 --> 00:41:31,291 -Really? -Yeah, no, terrible, buddy. 798 00:41:31,375 --> 00:41:33,916 [Brie] Oh… Thanks. Thanks, Billy. 799 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:39,500 Uh, we usually get drinks at Aundrine's after our five o'clock staff meeting. 800 00:41:39,583 --> 00:41:42,041 You know, it's fun. You should come. 801 00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:45,041 Oh, I'll have to see. Thank you for the invitation. Thank you. 802 00:41:45,583 --> 00:41:46,583 Mmm-hmm. 803 00:41:47,916 --> 00:41:49,291 Kate? Kate? 804 00:41:49,375 --> 00:41:52,250 -Hey. You were awesome. -Oh, thanks. 805 00:41:52,333 --> 00:41:54,291 Can I get a photo of you for my portfolio? 806 00:41:54,375 --> 00:41:55,666 -Yeah, sure. -Thanks. 807 00:41:55,750 --> 00:41:57,083 -[camera clicks] -Thank you. 808 00:41:57,666 --> 00:41:59,166 [woman] You can see this spike here 809 00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:01,375 is when Riley Bina asked to take DJ Chello back 810 00:42:01,458 --> 00:42:02,750 on the segment before you. 811 00:42:02,833 --> 00:42:06,041 We saw engagement across all social media platforms. 812 00:42:06,125 --> 00:42:08,916 Hmm. And what about our story? 813 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,958 [woman] Randall and Kate, 814 00:42:12,041 --> 00:42:15,750 your TV appearance got some nice traffic when Miss Dibiasky cursed. 815 00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:19,041 But, unfortunately, there was an immediate backlash 816 00:42:19,125 --> 00:42:20,833 -that quickly became a meme. -[Kate gasps] 817 00:42:20,916 --> 00:42:22,208 Oh, Jesus. 818 00:42:22,875 --> 00:42:26,250 -Oh, that's terrible. -They just think I'm crazy. 819 00:42:26,333 --> 00:42:29,333 I mean, look at that. That's so unnecessary. 820 00:42:30,708 --> 00:42:33,125 -You can move on, Erin. -Yeah. 821 00:42:33,208 --> 00:42:35,916 That is just so… Is that even allowed on the Internet or… 822 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,625 I think that's Photoshop, Kate. 823 00:42:37,708 --> 00:42:40,083 [Erin] The trick is to not take it personal… 824 00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:44,458 [chuckling] Dr. Mindy, on the other hand, had some very high favorables. 825 00:42:44,541 --> 00:42:49,125 Vegan*Babe wrote, "Meow! Me likey hunky Star Man." 826 00:42:49,208 --> 00:42:52,208 Uh, some accounts called him "The Bedroom Eyes Doomsday Prophet" 827 00:42:52,291 --> 00:42:55,083 or A-I-L-F, which means "astronomer I'd like to fuck." 828 00:42:55,166 --> 00:42:56,041 [people] Oh… 829 00:42:56,125 --> 00:42:58,666 I don't see what that has to do with anything, do you? 830 00:42:59,375 --> 00:43:02,500 And that's everything. 831 00:43:02,583 --> 00:43:05,666 We did not feature or push on any sites, 832 00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:09,083 and clicks overall were below basic weather and traffic stories. 833 00:43:09,166 --> 00:43:10,416 [scoffs] 834 00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:12,500 So that… That… That's it? 835 00:43:12,583 --> 00:43:14,333 -[Kate] I knew it. -That's it. 836 00:43:15,250 --> 00:43:17,833 -Thank you, Erin. -[Erin] Yeah, no problem. 837 00:43:18,500 --> 00:43:20,750 [Mindy] I don't… I don't understand. 838 00:43:20,833 --> 00:43:22,666 I don't understand. There's no response. 839 00:43:22,750 --> 00:43:27,375 There's absolutely no… Why aren't people terrified? 840 00:43:27,458 --> 00:43:29,458 What do we have to say? What do we have to do? 841 00:43:29,541 --> 00:43:32,916 There are scientists in Mexico and Spain who are currently going through the data, 842 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,708 and, uh, South Korea has expressed-- 843 00:43:34,791 --> 00:43:36,500 -That's great. South Korea. -Hey. 844 00:43:36,583 --> 00:43:39,041 Let us not bullshit each other. 845 00:43:39,125 --> 00:43:42,791 The bottom line is, you guys told us the science was 100%. 846 00:43:42,875 --> 00:43:44,625 It's not. Now we look like idiots. 847 00:43:44,708 --> 00:43:47,291 -No. Who said the science is not 100%? -Excuse me? 848 00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:50,250 I wanna talk to this person. You tell me who said the science-- 849 00:43:50,333 --> 00:43:53,333 Dr. Jocelyn Calder, the head of NASA, 850 00:43:53,416 --> 00:43:56,625 just came out calling it "more near-miss hysteria." 851 00:43:56,708 --> 00:43:58,625 She's the one who told us not to say anything. 852 00:43:58,708 --> 00:44:00,083 "More near-miss hysteria." 853 00:44:00,166 --> 00:44:01,291 Is she even an astronomer? 854 00:44:01,375 --> 00:44:04,458 She's the head of NASA, but maybe she doesn't know what she's talking about. 855 00:44:04,541 --> 00:44:05,958 She's the head of NASA, but look, 856 00:44:06,041 --> 00:44:09,875 she's a "former anesthesiologist and a President Orlean super donor." 857 00:44:09,958 --> 00:44:11,583 Let's not be dramatic here. 858 00:44:11,666 --> 00:44:12,666 It's all corrupt. 859 00:44:12,750 --> 00:44:16,416 Yes, but the point is that Adul's right. There's still serious debate. 860 00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:18,708 And now the Herald has egg on its face. 861 00:44:18,791 --> 00:44:20,916 We've taken that story as far as it goes. 862 00:44:21,666 --> 00:44:25,625 Ladies, gentlemen, I wish you a very pleasant end of times. 863 00:44:25,708 --> 00:44:27,708 [Mindy] It's not a goddamn story, okay? 864 00:44:30,208 --> 00:44:32,916 We have precisely six months, ten days, 865 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:36,250 two hours, 11 minutes and 41 seconds, 866 00:44:36,333 --> 00:44:39,000 until a comet twice the size of Chicxulub 867 00:44:39,083 --> 00:44:41,833 tears through our atmosphere and extincts all life on Earth. 868 00:44:41,916 --> 00:44:44,833 [chuckles] When did you do those calculations? 869 00:44:45,666 --> 00:44:48,250 I put the moment of impact on a diet app. 870 00:44:48,333 --> 00:44:51,958 So, impact is when my diet ends. 871 00:44:52,041 --> 00:44:56,125 Only I'm not on a diet. I'm just crying five times a day. 872 00:44:56,208 --> 00:44:58,125 -I'm scared. -Hey, come on. Come on. 873 00:44:58,833 --> 00:45:01,416 Everyone should be panicking right now, okay? 874 00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:03,416 -Don't cry. Come on. -[Kate] I know. 875 00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:04,750 [cell phone chimes] 876 00:45:04,833 --> 00:45:05,833 [sighs] 877 00:45:06,833 --> 00:45:08,291 That prick! 878 00:45:08,375 --> 00:45:09,791 [upbeat tense music playing] 879 00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:17,666 [Mindy] What happened? 880 00:45:17,750 --> 00:45:20,083 Guess my boyfriend just broke up with me. 881 00:45:20,166 --> 00:45:24,500 -God, what a day. What a day… -[crying] 882 00:45:32,666 --> 00:45:35,958 You're gonna die! You're gonna die! You're… 883 00:45:36,041 --> 00:45:38,125 [slow rumbling] 884 00:45:46,291 --> 00:45:49,708 [reporter on TV] It started with a photo many thought was an armpit 885 00:45:49,791 --> 00:45:52,458 or the chin of a man with a strange beard. 886 00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:54,833 But what's emerging now is a scandal… 887 00:45:54,916 --> 00:45:57,833 President Orlean sent her Supreme Court nominee 888 00:45:57,916 --> 00:46:00,583 a cell phone picture of her private parts. 889 00:46:00,666 --> 00:46:02,708 -Holy crap! -[woman] It's clickbait material. 890 00:46:02,791 --> 00:46:05,250 Is this what you want in your country as a leader? 891 00:46:05,333 --> 00:46:07,708 Isn't she the same person who told poor people 892 00:46:07,791 --> 00:46:11,833 that if they don't wanna be poor, they should pick better lottery numbers? 893 00:46:11,916 --> 00:46:12,958 She actually said that. 894 00:46:13,041 --> 00:46:14,541 A source also confirmed to me that 895 00:46:14,625 --> 00:46:16,750 the two have been having an affair for years. 896 00:46:16,833 --> 00:46:18,416 And as recently as yesterday… 897 00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:22,583 Members of my party are currently drawing up a formal censure 898 00:46:22,666 --> 00:46:23,625 of the president, 899 00:46:24,583 --> 00:46:25,500 Janie Orlean… 900 00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:26,916 [Mindy] Oh, my God, honey. 901 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,791 This guy doesn't even know what a heliocentric orbit is, 902 00:46:29,875 --> 00:46:32,625 and he's calling me a crackpot. [chuckles] 903 00:46:32,708 --> 00:46:33,708 He says that, 904 00:46:34,541 --> 00:46:38,166 "Jewish billionaires invented this comet threat 905 00:46:38,250 --> 00:46:42,125 so the government can confiscate our liberty and our guns." 906 00:46:42,208 --> 00:46:45,500 "#DontBeScared." Unbelievable. 907 00:46:46,208 --> 00:46:47,041 My God. 908 00:46:47,125 --> 00:46:49,041 You've been on that site a lot lately. 909 00:46:49,625 --> 00:46:54,833 Yeah. I mean, I… I have, like, a quarter million subscribers, honey. 910 00:46:54,916 --> 00:46:57,875 I gotta use my voice to get the truth out there, right? 911 00:46:58,833 --> 00:47:01,916 I'm, uh, going for a walk if you wanna come. 912 00:47:05,208 --> 00:47:07,750 [Mindy] It is called the scientific method… 913 00:47:07,833 --> 00:47:08,666 [doorbell rings] 914 00:47:08,750 --> 00:47:11,666 …and it is what created the computer 915 00:47:11,750 --> 00:47:16,666 that you are typing your half-witted conspiracy theories on. 916 00:47:18,125 --> 00:47:19,708 What do you think about that? 917 00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:21,958 [Mrs. Mindy] Randall? 918 00:47:22,750 --> 00:47:25,250 -Yeah, honey? -Someone's here to see you. 919 00:47:25,916 --> 00:47:28,083 Who? Oh, boy. 920 00:47:31,416 --> 00:47:32,500 Oh, my gosh. 921 00:47:33,541 --> 00:47:35,458 Oh, God, right. Okay. 922 00:47:36,541 --> 00:47:37,375 Right. 923 00:47:37,875 --> 00:47:39,166 Are you Dr. Randall Mindy? 924 00:47:39,250 --> 00:47:40,416 [Mindy] Yes, sir. I am. 925 00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:41,708 [pensive music playing] 926 00:47:41,791 --> 00:47:43,833 [woman mockingly] "We're all gonna die." 927 00:47:43,916 --> 00:47:45,708 Fuck off, please. 928 00:47:48,750 --> 00:47:51,958 FBI! Freeze! Get on your knees right now! Get on your knees! 929 00:47:52,708 --> 00:47:55,500 You're under arrest for breach of national security secrets. 930 00:47:55,583 --> 00:47:56,458 Jesus Christ! 931 00:47:56,541 --> 00:48:00,125 You could've just called me or showed up to my apartment. 932 00:48:01,208 --> 00:48:03,208 What are you, dressed up as a blind guy? 933 00:48:03,291 --> 00:48:05,583 [siren blaring] 934 00:48:05,666 --> 00:48:08,583 -[agent] Get on the ground! -Okay. Now be cool. 935 00:48:09,541 --> 00:48:12,083 I just have more skin pigmentation than you. 936 00:48:12,166 --> 00:48:15,083 'Cause your ancestors migrated to Northern Europe 937 00:48:15,166 --> 00:48:17,250 and developed lighter skin so as to not get… 938 00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:22,958 [Kate] Unless you assholes are taking me to the Batcave, 939 00:48:23,041 --> 00:48:24,791 fuck you for putting this hood on me. 940 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,541 Watch out for him. He'll charge you for free shit. 941 00:48:30,208 --> 00:48:32,583 [whispers] What's he doing here? Is he here for us? 942 00:48:33,250 --> 00:48:34,625 Gentlemen, you can come in. 943 00:48:39,208 --> 00:48:41,541 [Orlean chuckles] I think it was Winston Churchill who… 944 00:48:41,625 --> 00:48:47,500 Or maybe it was Bobby Knight who said, "The great labor of leadership 945 00:48:47,583 --> 00:48:51,083 is to lay down one's yoke of pride 946 00:48:51,833 --> 00:48:54,791 and admit that mistakes were made." 947 00:48:54,875 --> 00:48:58,041 [Jason] You were deceived, as was I, but the end result was, 948 00:48:58,125 --> 00:49:01,791 we had our scientists who went to, uh, the prestigious schools of Harvard, 949 00:49:01,875 --> 00:49:03,000 Princeton, et cetera. 950 00:49:03,500 --> 00:49:08,416 They confirmed the data. So we would like to offer you a… 951 00:49:09,916 --> 00:49:12,000 presidential apology. 952 00:49:12,083 --> 00:49:13,000 Really? 953 00:49:13,750 --> 00:49:16,625 And we are fully prepared to mobilize 954 00:49:16,708 --> 00:49:19,583 in historic fashion in order to save this planet. 955 00:49:19,666 --> 00:49:21,583 [laughing] 956 00:49:21,666 --> 00:49:23,875 [man] The best news we've heard in a long time. 957 00:49:23,958 --> 00:49:27,541 So, basically, what you're saying is 958 00:49:27,625 --> 00:49:31,458 you're about to lose the midterms 'cause you got caught 959 00:49:31,541 --> 00:49:35,625 sending pictures of your cooch to your porn-star sheriff boyfriend. 960 00:49:35,708 --> 00:49:39,625 So now it's to your advantage to act on the comet? 961 00:49:41,541 --> 00:49:42,708 Right. 962 00:49:42,791 --> 00:49:44,041 [Kate] Okay. 963 00:49:44,666 --> 00:49:46,000 [chuckling] Okay. I'm just… 964 00:49:47,791 --> 00:49:51,041 [sighs] God, I'm so relieved that you guys are doing something. 965 00:49:51,125 --> 00:49:54,708 -Hey, come on. Hey. -This has been really… 966 00:49:54,791 --> 00:49:56,958 -[crying] Really, really hard. -Come here. 967 00:49:57,041 --> 00:50:00,166 This has been really, really, really stressful on all of us. 968 00:50:00,250 --> 00:50:01,291 Yes, I will agree. 969 00:50:01,375 --> 00:50:03,583 This will take some heavy weight off all of us-- 970 00:50:03,666 --> 00:50:06,583 [laughing] Sorry, you just look so bad when you cry. 971 00:50:06,666 --> 00:50:08,458 [Orlean] Maybe, possibly. 972 00:50:08,541 --> 00:50:10,458 People are gonna ask why we didn't act earlier. 973 00:50:10,541 --> 00:50:12,958 So you're gonna have to take the hit on this one. 974 00:50:13,041 --> 00:50:16,083 Yeah, but we'll take care of you down the road, Jocelyn. 975 00:50:16,750 --> 00:50:18,375 -We will. -Of course, Janie. 976 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,500 I will resign in disgrace first thing tomorrow. 977 00:50:21,583 --> 00:50:24,291 -[Orlean] Good. Yeah, good. -That's weird as hell. 978 00:50:24,375 --> 00:50:26,458 [whispers] She's an anesthesiologist. 979 00:50:26,541 --> 00:50:29,541 I'm going to make a statement, 980 00:50:29,625 --> 00:50:32,166 presidential statement to the American people. 981 00:50:32,250 --> 00:50:35,041 And we're not gonna tell the press about it ahead of time 982 00:50:35,125 --> 00:50:37,916 because that way it will have the appearance 983 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,666 of a breaking emergency sort of… 984 00:50:39,750 --> 00:50:42,166 [woman on TV] Good things come to those who wait. 985 00:50:42,250 --> 00:50:44,166 -[device chimes on TV] -[woman on TV] See? 986 00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:45,375 [man on TV] Whoo! 987 00:50:45,458 --> 00:50:47,125 Oh, my God! 988 00:50:47,208 --> 00:50:48,666 [cheers and applause on TV] 989 00:50:48,750 --> 00:50:50,041 [rhythmic music playing on TV] 990 00:50:50,125 --> 00:50:53,166 [man on TV] We interrupt this broadcast of Jackpot Fiancé 991 00:50:53,250 --> 00:50:56,500 for an emergency message from the president of the United States. 992 00:50:59,916 --> 00:51:02,875 Citizens of the United States and peoples of the world, 993 00:51:03,458 --> 00:51:04,791 I have just been handed 994 00:51:04,875 --> 00:51:09,000 scientific findings that confirm a worst-case scenario. 995 00:51:10,625 --> 00:51:14,833 An unprecedented comet, nine kilometers wide, 996 00:51:14,916 --> 00:51:21,333 is now on a direct collision course with our cherished home, planet Earth. 997 00:51:21,416 --> 00:51:24,666 Estimated time of arrival is approximately five months from now. 998 00:51:24,750 --> 00:51:25,666 So we have… 999 00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:27,958 We've drawn up a massive Congressional spending bill… 1000 00:51:28,041 --> 00:51:31,791 I have already put together an emergency spending package for Congress… 1001 00:51:31,875 --> 00:51:34,083 [Jason] …that the Senate and the House have agreed upon. 1002 00:51:34,166 --> 00:51:35,000 That's good to hear. 1003 00:51:35,083 --> 00:51:39,166 And that will enable NASA and our great military 1004 00:51:39,250 --> 00:51:41,083 to launch a preemptive strike, 1005 00:51:42,541 --> 00:51:46,250 using decommissioned space shuttles and satellites 1006 00:51:46,333 --> 00:51:49,041 loaded with nuclear explosives. 1007 00:51:49,125 --> 00:51:53,333 We will blow Comet Dibiasky off her course… 1008 00:51:53,416 --> 00:51:55,458 But we're gonna need a hero. 1009 00:51:55,541 --> 00:51:58,791 We're gonna need a pilot, real guns and… 1010 00:51:58,875 --> 00:52:02,250 Shouldn't this mission be accomplished using remote technology? 1011 00:52:02,333 --> 00:52:04,541 Washington's always gotta have a hero. 1012 00:52:04,625 --> 00:52:06,000 I have asked 1013 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:13,000 Medal of Freedom recipient and outspoken patriot, Benedict Drask, 1014 00:52:13,083 --> 00:52:16,250 to undertake this difficult and… 1015 00:52:16,333 --> 00:52:18,958 [Mindy] I'm sorry. Isn't he the mercenary gentleman 1016 00:52:19,041 --> 00:52:22,416 that was screaming at all those children on the White House lawn? 1017 00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:25,916 [Orlean] Yeah. He was given the honor of leading 1018 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,333 the presidential initiative in getting kids to exercise. 1019 00:52:29,416 --> 00:52:31,250 Get a little air into it, you lard-ass… 1020 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,333 You look like a goddamn bunch of pussies. 1021 00:52:34,416 --> 00:52:36,666 -[Mindy] I'm sorry. -He's just of another generation. 1022 00:52:36,750 --> 00:52:38,083 You know, I used to date him. 1023 00:52:38,166 --> 00:52:41,375 Know what happened to the last pussy I worked with in combat? 1024 00:52:41,458 --> 00:52:43,250 You ever see inside a man's torso? 1025 00:52:43,333 --> 00:52:44,916 [cheers and applause] 1026 00:52:47,416 --> 00:52:49,541 Benedict Drask reporting for duty. 1027 00:52:51,708 --> 00:52:53,791 -Thank you for the… -He's gonna be fantastic. 1028 00:52:53,875 --> 00:52:55,458 He's got a great voice. 1029 00:52:55,541 --> 00:52:58,166 -We're gonna let him make a statement. -Some are saying this is a… 1030 00:52:58,250 --> 00:52:59,625 He's got a great body too. 1031 00:52:59,708 --> 00:53:01,250 -[Calder] He does. -[Orlean] Yeah. 1032 00:53:01,333 --> 00:53:02,958 …suicide mission. 1033 00:53:03,041 --> 00:53:04,458 Well, all I ask is, 1034 00:53:05,541 --> 00:53:06,875 if I get snuffed, 1035 00:53:08,041 --> 00:53:11,458 that you all earn the extra living my sacrifice gives you. 1036 00:53:11,541 --> 00:53:14,000 The extra living my sacrifice gives them. [gasps] 1037 00:53:14,625 --> 00:53:16,500 -Right? -I wrote that. 1038 00:53:16,583 --> 00:53:18,708 Isn't that from Saving Private Ryan? 1039 00:53:18,791 --> 00:53:21,708 -Yes. -No, that's something totally different. 1040 00:53:21,791 --> 00:53:25,500 And special thanks should also go to this team of scientists behind me… 1041 00:53:25,583 --> 00:53:28,250 [Orlean] We're gonna need everybody's help on this. 1042 00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:30,208 Everybody. 1043 00:53:30,291 --> 00:53:33,916 All have to pitch in and push out this message. 1044 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,458 …African-American scientist. 1045 00:53:35,541 --> 00:53:37,125 Miss Dibiasky, she… 1046 00:53:37,208 --> 00:53:40,583 And we have Kate Dibiasky, who the comet is named after, 1047 00:53:40,666 --> 00:53:42,458 but don't blame her. 1048 00:53:42,541 --> 00:53:46,166 …connects with the disaffected youth and the mentally ill. 1049 00:53:46,250 --> 00:53:48,125 -And other marginal groups. -Thank you. 1050 00:53:48,208 --> 00:53:51,500 -[Oglethorpe] We'll do whatever we can. -As long as you do the right thing. 1051 00:53:51,583 --> 00:53:52,916 We're there for you. 1052 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:56,250 Especially you, Dr. Mindy, because you poll so much higher 1053 00:53:56,333 --> 00:53:58,666 than your colleagues. It's wild. [laughing] 1054 00:53:58,750 --> 00:54:04,250 He will help us destroy our common enemy, Dibiasky. 1055 00:54:04,875 --> 00:54:07,041 Wonderful. Well, I think we're done. 1056 00:54:07,125 --> 00:54:08,666 [Jason] Yep, okay. Let's go. 1057 00:54:08,750 --> 00:54:10,291 [Kate] Can I say something? 1058 00:54:10,375 --> 00:54:12,583 We've been dying to hear what you gotta say. 1059 00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:14,375 I didn't vote for you. 1060 00:54:16,541 --> 00:54:22,708 But this is obviously much bigger than my misgivings. 1061 00:54:22,791 --> 00:54:27,125 So I will be 100% behind this effort. 1062 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:31,791 No matter how offensive I may find you. 1063 00:54:31,875 --> 00:54:34,375 Hmm. Wow. That's great. 1064 00:54:34,458 --> 00:54:36,291 [Jason] Yeah. That's really nice. 1065 00:54:36,375 --> 00:54:39,208 You know, I did have the FBI put that bag over your head. 1066 00:54:39,291 --> 00:54:42,291 They don't do that. The CIA does, but I made them do it. 1067 00:54:42,375 --> 00:54:45,083 You know, I had a feeling. I really did. 1068 00:54:45,958 --> 00:54:48,416 It's a good feeling 'cause that is what I did. 1069 00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:51,291 -And it was very funny and cool. [laughs] -[Orlean] Okay. 1070 00:54:51,375 --> 00:54:55,458 May Jesus Christ bless every single one of you, 1071 00:54:56,208 --> 00:54:59,333 especially the honorable members of my own party. 1072 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,125 We will prevail. 1073 00:55:01,208 --> 00:55:02,291 [cheers and applause] 1074 00:55:02,375 --> 00:55:04,458 ["The Battle Hymn of the Republic" plays] 1075 00:55:07,875 --> 00:55:09,208 [fireworks exploding] 1076 00:55:31,708 --> 00:55:35,208 -We're all gonna die! -[upbeat jazz music plays] 1077 00:55:35,291 --> 00:55:38,083 Guys, this comet is seriously stressing me out. 1078 00:55:38,166 --> 00:55:40,250 Well, it's coming. People gotta dig in. 1079 00:55:40,333 --> 00:55:42,708 I already got buyers for these shovels on e-market. 1080 00:55:42,791 --> 00:55:46,833 Clean sweep for President Orlean in these midterm elections. 1081 00:55:46,916 --> 00:55:49,250 -[woman 1] …how hot he is. -Thousand bucks a pop. 1082 00:55:49,333 --> 00:55:50,916 [overlapping voices] 1083 00:55:53,375 --> 00:55:56,916 …discharge the duties on which I am about to enter. 1084 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,083 "So help you God." 1085 00:55:58,166 --> 00:56:00,416 -So help me God. -Congratulations. 1086 00:56:01,708 --> 00:56:05,458 [woman 2] We have talk of a Nobel Peace Prize in the offing. 1087 00:56:05,541 --> 00:56:08,833 -[man] He's not hot. -[upbeat jazz music continues] 1088 00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:25,041 Hello, Sammy. 1089 00:56:25,125 --> 00:56:28,416 [laughing] Are you really a doctor? 1090 00:56:28,500 --> 00:56:31,750 Well, sort of. I'm an astronomer. 1091 00:56:31,833 --> 00:56:35,833 Oh. What is an astronomer? 1092 00:56:35,916 --> 00:56:38,708 [Jack] Dr. Mindy, there is a lot of fear out there, 1093 00:56:38,791 --> 00:56:40,541 uh, in America, around the world. 1094 00:56:40,625 --> 00:56:42,708 Parents don't know what to say to their kids. 1095 00:56:42,791 --> 00:56:45,291 What would you say to them to help them understand? 1096 00:56:45,375 --> 00:56:48,791 [clicks tongue] Well, I'm sure many of us are frightened right now. 1097 00:56:49,458 --> 00:56:55,708 But I can assure you, our best and our brightest, they're on the job. 1098 00:56:56,250 --> 00:57:00,458 I've seen the science on this plan and it is sound. 1099 00:57:00,541 --> 00:57:05,208 I know your words are a great comfort to all our viewers, Dr. Randall, 1100 00:57:05,291 --> 00:57:09,416 and we thank you for your courage and your service. 1101 00:57:09,500 --> 00:57:11,166 I'd just like to say 1102 00:57:11,791 --> 00:57:16,541 that whenever I feel afraid or alone in this, I… 1103 00:57:17,833 --> 00:57:21,000 I think of you and I just… I feel better. 1104 00:57:21,083 --> 00:57:22,375 So thank you. 1105 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,375 That's my job. 1106 00:57:24,458 --> 00:57:26,166 [music continues playing] 1107 00:57:35,458 --> 00:57:37,583 -Tell me we're all gonna die. -What? 1108 00:57:37,666 --> 00:57:39,000 [both breathing heavily] 1109 00:57:39,083 --> 00:57:39,916 [grunting] 1110 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,500 -Tell me we're all gonna die, do it. -We're all gonna die. 1111 00:57:42,583 --> 00:57:43,708 -[moans] -Oh, boy. 1112 00:57:43,791 --> 00:57:47,375 [man on TV] So, these two Marxists wave around the word "science" 1113 00:57:47,458 --> 00:57:49,583 and we're all supposed to do whatever they say? 1114 00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:52,291 Yeah, how do we know there even is a comet? 1115 00:57:52,375 --> 00:57:56,125 Mr. Pawketty, Congressman, this data has been proven 1116 00:57:56,208 --> 00:58:00,458 and has been peer-reviewed by hundreds of world-renowned scientists. 1117 00:58:00,541 --> 00:58:04,541 And we're supposed to trust you? The comet's got your name. 1118 00:58:05,958 --> 00:58:07,916 I don't… I don't see the relevancy. 1119 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:09,791 [Pawketty] Why won't you answer the question? 1120 00:58:09,875 --> 00:58:11,916 -Answer the question. -What's the question? 1121 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:13,125 Grow up here, okay? 1122 00:58:13,208 --> 00:58:14,416 This is ridiculous. 1123 00:58:16,416 --> 00:58:20,416 I've just realized, we don't really know anything about each other. Do we? 1124 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,041 [chuckles] 1125 00:58:22,125 --> 00:58:23,083 True. 1126 00:58:24,291 --> 00:58:27,666 Well, every time I try to ask you about your life, 1127 00:58:27,750 --> 00:58:31,416 you seem to just tell me about your favorite restaurants. 1128 00:58:32,375 --> 00:58:33,541 Well, I… You know… 1129 00:58:34,250 --> 00:58:36,041 I just despise the, you know, 1130 00:58:36,125 --> 00:58:38,291 getting-to-know-you part of relationships, so… 1131 00:58:38,958 --> 00:58:41,000 Oh, okay. I understand. 1132 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,208 Okay, let's just get it over and done with. 1133 00:58:47,708 --> 00:58:48,916 Okay, uh… 1134 00:58:49,958 --> 00:58:51,708 Right, so, uh… 1135 00:58:52,375 --> 00:58:56,833 My grandfather invented the flash-freezing process. 1136 00:58:56,916 --> 00:58:59,166 So I come from grotesque money, 1137 00:58:59,250 --> 00:59:03,500 but I got away from it by getting three masters degrees. 1138 00:59:04,291 --> 00:59:07,125 Uh, I've been divorced twice. 1139 00:59:07,208 --> 00:59:13,708 Uh, one was a Secretary of State, and the other one was a sport fisherman. 1140 00:59:13,791 --> 00:59:19,666 Uh, I have slept with two former presidents. 1141 00:59:19,750 --> 00:59:24,583 I speak four languages, and I own two Monets. 1142 00:59:26,291 --> 00:59:27,125 Wow. 1143 00:59:27,750 --> 00:59:29,958 Two former presidents. Wow. 1144 00:59:31,958 --> 00:59:33,875 -What, my turn? -[chuckles] Yeah. 1145 00:59:33,958 --> 00:59:40,250 Oh. All right. My father was a middle school geography teacher. 1146 00:59:40,333 --> 00:59:43,583 My mother, she cut hair out of the kitchen. 1147 00:59:43,666 --> 00:59:47,500 Uh, about two years ago, our family dog, JoJo, died, 1148 00:59:47,583 --> 00:59:49,583 which was really, really emotional. 1149 00:59:49,666 --> 00:59:53,041 I can't remember crying that much ever. 1150 00:59:54,583 --> 00:59:55,541 And, um… 1151 00:59:57,250 --> 01:00:02,541 I finally got my, uh, Star Wars poster signed by Mark Hamill. 1152 01:00:02,625 --> 01:00:04,708 It's in the garage. It's… So, yeah. 1153 01:00:05,583 --> 01:00:07,666 Okay, good. 1154 01:00:08,208 --> 01:00:09,041 [chuckles] 1155 01:00:09,958 --> 01:00:10,958 That's done. 1156 01:00:11,458 --> 01:00:12,416 [Mindy] Ah… 1157 01:00:15,666 --> 01:00:17,958 Where are we gonna go for dinner tonight? 1158 01:00:18,041 --> 01:00:19,541 [jet engines roaring] 1159 01:00:22,916 --> 01:00:25,083 [people cheering] 1160 01:00:26,333 --> 01:00:28,916 The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want. 1161 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,750 He makes me to lie down in green pastures. 1162 01:00:31,833 --> 01:00:36,083 He leads me beside the quiet waters. He restores my soul. 1163 01:00:36,166 --> 01:00:39,583 Not since D-Day have we seen such a mass mobilization 1164 01:00:39,666 --> 01:00:43,416 of unions and resources for such a noble task. 1165 01:00:44,041 --> 01:00:46,916 One cannot help but be moved by the bravery, ingenuity, 1166 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,083 and sacrifice on display here. 1167 01:00:49,166 --> 01:00:51,166 [overlapping reporters chattering] 1168 01:01:02,458 --> 01:01:04,333 [indistinct chatter on video] 1169 01:01:09,541 --> 01:01:12,125 Okay, here we go, everyone. Let's stay sharp. 1170 01:01:14,041 --> 01:01:17,416 [whispers] I just want you to know, this is the most propulsive thing 1171 01:01:17,500 --> 01:01:20,041 that's ever happened to me. Thank you. 1172 01:01:29,416 --> 01:01:31,250 [indistinct chatter on TV] 1173 01:01:33,333 --> 01:01:36,541 What's the holdup, you guys? What are you waiting on? 1174 01:01:37,500 --> 01:01:40,625 Come on, motherfuckers, let's light this fucking firecracker, huh? 1175 01:01:41,166 --> 01:01:42,541 Think I got all day? 1176 01:01:42,625 --> 01:01:47,208 Commander Drask, this is your president speaking. 1177 01:01:48,458 --> 01:01:50,333 Your nation thanks you. 1178 01:01:51,083 --> 01:01:52,708 Your planet thanks you. 1179 01:01:53,416 --> 01:01:55,875 And God and I thank you. 1180 01:01:56,583 --> 01:01:59,208 [Drask] Listen, the only thanks I need is a shot of Jack Daniels. 1181 01:01:59,291 --> 01:02:03,208 -[laughter] -And a couple DUIs to magically go away. 1182 01:02:03,291 --> 01:02:05,000 [laughing] 1183 01:02:05,083 --> 01:02:08,916 This is Mission Control. All indicators are coming up green. 1184 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,416 This is a final warning to control the launchpad. 1185 01:02:11,500 --> 01:02:17,208 Your discovery led to this mission and our chance to save Earth. 1186 01:02:18,375 --> 01:02:19,666 I give you… 1187 01:02:22,041 --> 01:02:23,041 the honor. 1188 01:02:28,458 --> 01:02:29,458 Thank you. 1189 01:02:31,666 --> 01:02:34,958 [clears throat] Thank you, Madam President. 1190 01:02:35,041 --> 01:02:36,375 [camera shutter clicking] 1191 01:02:36,458 --> 01:02:38,833 Citizens of planet Earth, 1192 01:02:39,875 --> 01:02:43,041 everything is theoretically impossible 1193 01:02:43,708 --> 01:02:45,125 until it is done. 1194 01:02:46,250 --> 01:02:47,541 And with that, 1195 01:02:47,625 --> 01:02:49,750 we are go for launch. 1196 01:02:49,833 --> 01:02:50,708 Yes. 1197 01:02:50,791 --> 01:02:52,458 -[Jason] That's fire. -Thank you. 1198 01:02:52,541 --> 01:02:53,541 [Jason] It was lit. 1199 01:02:53,625 --> 01:02:55,750 [applause fades] 1200 01:02:55,833 --> 01:02:58,083 [Peter] Hey, everyone, mind if I join? 1201 01:02:59,125 --> 01:03:01,000 -Hello. -[Orlean] Hello, Peter. Hi. 1202 01:03:01,083 --> 01:03:04,708 Hi. Oh, Brie, you look fabulous. 1203 01:03:04,791 --> 01:03:05,791 As always. 1204 01:03:06,958 --> 01:03:08,333 Is he allowed to be in here? 1205 01:03:08,416 --> 01:03:12,291 Yeah, he's a Platinum Eagle level donor to the campaign. He has full clearance. 1206 01:03:12,375 --> 01:03:14,000 [man on radio] Launch mission array. 1207 01:03:14,083 --> 01:03:17,625 [sighs] Molly kicking in right now. Timed that shit perfect. 1208 01:03:17,708 --> 01:03:20,666 Ten, nine, eight… 1209 01:03:20,750 --> 01:03:24,791 -seven, six, five, four… -[all cheering] 1210 01:03:24,875 --> 01:03:26,125 Three… 1211 01:03:26,208 --> 01:03:27,583 -[barking] -Ah… 1212 01:03:32,416 --> 01:03:34,791 [indistinct chatter] 1213 01:03:34,875 --> 01:03:37,875 [soaring choral music playing] 1214 01:03:40,541 --> 01:03:41,750 Thank God! 1215 01:04:00,083 --> 01:04:03,541 [Drask] ♪ Oh, Susannah Don't you cry for me ♪ 1216 01:04:03,625 --> 01:04:07,958 ♪ I come from Alabama With a banjo on my knee, hey! ♪ 1217 01:04:08,041 --> 01:04:09,541 [camera shutters clicking] 1218 01:04:09,625 --> 01:04:11,583 [Oglethorpe] We didn't lose any satellites. 1219 01:04:11,666 --> 01:04:14,916 Margin of error was for two to malfunction. 1220 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:19,166 Hey, Madam President, may I have a word with you outside for a moment, please? 1221 01:04:19,791 --> 01:04:20,916 Oh, my God. 1222 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,791 Mission success probability is already increased to 81%. 1223 01:04:23,875 --> 01:04:25,875 [man] Outstanding. 1224 01:04:26,583 --> 01:04:27,750 -[Peter] Janie, now! -[gasps] 1225 01:04:27,833 --> 01:04:30,583 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 1226 01:04:30,666 --> 01:04:32,250 Peter, I didn't mean… 1227 01:04:36,500 --> 01:04:41,708 [Drask] And a big hello to that beautiful blue ball down there we all call home. 1228 01:04:42,208 --> 01:04:45,625 All those proud white folks working hard. 1229 01:04:46,125 --> 01:04:47,083 God bless you. 1230 01:04:47,875 --> 01:04:50,125 Just a different generation. Yeah. 1231 01:04:50,791 --> 01:04:53,666 I also wanna say hello to all the Indians out there. 1232 01:04:53,750 --> 01:04:54,833 Both kinds. 1233 01:04:54,916 --> 01:04:59,041 You know, the ones with the elephants and the ones with the bow and arrows. 1234 01:04:59,708 --> 01:05:01,500 Hey, why haven't you guys ever teamed up? 1235 01:05:01,583 --> 01:05:03,458 [chuckles] How cool would that be, huh? 1236 01:05:03,541 --> 01:05:05,458 I wanna say hello to all the gays out there. 1237 01:05:05,541 --> 01:05:07,875 -Commander, booster ejection is imminent. -Huh? 1238 01:05:07,958 --> 01:05:10,208 -Let's keep comm on mission. -Oh. Roger that. 1239 01:05:10,708 --> 01:05:12,625 [soaring music continues] 1240 01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:22,666 [man on radio] Separation confirmed. 1241 01:05:22,750 --> 01:05:24,500 -Separation confirmed. -Whoo! 1242 01:05:25,166 --> 01:05:27,541 [speaking French] 1243 01:05:29,083 --> 01:05:30,166 Was that French? 1244 01:05:31,458 --> 01:05:37,000 Yes, it is. It means, "the angels soar to the heavens." It's, um… 1245 01:05:38,333 --> 01:05:42,458 It's from a 14th-century poem I studied in Dartmouth. 1246 01:05:42,541 --> 01:05:45,875 And just watching this, it just made me think of it, 1247 01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:48,416 and think of you. 1248 01:05:49,500 --> 01:05:50,500 God, I can't… 1249 01:05:51,375 --> 01:05:52,333 Can't… 1250 01:05:53,083 --> 01:05:55,958 [upbeat tense music playing] 1251 01:06:01,583 --> 01:06:04,125 [men chanting] Go! Go! Go! 1252 01:06:04,208 --> 01:06:05,708 -[groans] -[laughter] 1253 01:06:05,791 --> 01:06:08,666 I think I probably should go to the [bleep] hospital and see what they… 1254 01:06:08,750 --> 01:06:10,708 [people on video] Launch challenge! 1255 01:06:10,791 --> 01:06:13,666 [people chanting on video] Go! Go! Go! 1256 01:06:17,458 --> 01:06:19,583 Everyone, I have just received 1257 01:06:19,666 --> 01:06:23,416 some critical information concerning our mission. 1258 01:06:23,500 --> 01:06:25,208 [people clamoring] 1259 01:06:32,625 --> 01:06:34,291 Looks like it's turning around. 1260 01:06:37,125 --> 01:06:40,250 No, it's not. It's a course correction. 1261 01:06:40,333 --> 01:06:41,875 It's pretty standard. 1262 01:06:41,958 --> 01:06:43,416 I was in the Navy. 1263 01:06:45,083 --> 01:06:47,375 Nope. It's turning around. 1264 01:06:47,458 --> 01:06:51,166 [reporter] Seems to be some confusion here amongst the crowd, 1265 01:06:51,250 --> 01:06:52,875 but I'm not gonna lie to you. 1266 01:06:52,958 --> 01:06:55,916 This reporter is at a loss for words right now. 1267 01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:59,208 It's definitely turning around. 1268 01:06:59,291 --> 01:07:01,416 I'm looking straight at it. 1269 01:07:01,500 --> 01:07:05,500 Drask's ship is definitely turning around. 1270 01:07:07,916 --> 01:07:10,291 Does anyone know what the fuck just happened? 1271 01:07:16,208 --> 01:07:17,583 It's still locked. 1272 01:07:17,666 --> 01:07:20,375 I just don't… I don't understand what could've happened. 1273 01:07:20,458 --> 01:07:23,250 I mean, the mission was working, right? Everything was on track. 1274 01:07:23,333 --> 01:07:26,166 Yeah. I mean, it could've been anything, uh… 1275 01:07:26,250 --> 01:07:31,958 Guidance system could've malfunctioned, uh, nuke destabilized, myriad of things. 1276 01:07:32,583 --> 01:07:35,625 Who was that guy that walked into the Situation Room? He looked familiar. 1277 01:07:35,708 --> 01:07:42,083 That was Peter Isherwell, CEO of BASH, and the third richest human ever. 1278 01:07:42,166 --> 01:07:46,125 He's the guy that, uh, bought the Gutenberg Bible and lost it. 1279 01:07:46,208 --> 01:07:47,333 [door opens] 1280 01:07:47,416 --> 01:07:48,916 [Jason] Sorry to keep you waiting. 1281 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,833 Things are, uh, extremely fluid. 1282 01:07:53,291 --> 01:07:56,916 Dr. Randall, you are now the Chief Science Advisor to the White House. 1283 01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:57,833 What? 1284 01:07:57,916 --> 01:08:00,666 As such, you need to attend an emergency Cabinet meeting 1285 01:08:00,750 --> 01:08:02,000 where you will be debriefed. 1286 01:08:02,083 --> 01:08:03,083 What about us? 1287 01:08:03,666 --> 01:08:06,166 You do not have clearance for this, sweetheart. Don't trip. 1288 01:08:06,250 --> 01:08:09,000 Got you some crackers, some waters. 1289 01:08:09,083 --> 01:08:10,750 You don't need to throw it on the floor. 1290 01:08:10,833 --> 01:08:12,375 Gonna be three, four hours, tops. 1291 01:08:12,458 --> 01:08:15,583 Here, Kate. I don't know why he threw 'em down. Here. 1292 01:08:15,666 --> 01:08:17,750 What if we have to go to the bathroom? 1293 01:08:17,833 --> 01:08:21,250 We'll lay out some newspaper for you. Grab you a can of Febreze. 1294 01:08:21,333 --> 01:08:23,208 [Oglethorpe] Short, sweet and simple science. 1295 01:08:23,291 --> 01:08:24,958 I'll be back. All right. Come on. 1296 01:08:25,041 --> 01:08:27,083 [Oglethorpe] Science tells the truth, Randall. 1297 01:08:27,833 --> 01:08:28,791 [sighs] 1298 01:08:28,875 --> 01:08:30,500 Fuck. Do you wanna come? 1299 01:08:30,583 --> 01:08:31,500 Yeah. 1300 01:08:33,625 --> 01:08:35,625 [Orlean] Ladies and gentlemen, what we thought, 1301 01:08:35,708 --> 01:08:40,708 what the world thought was an impending and terrifying danger, 1302 01:08:41,916 --> 01:08:44,625 turns out to be an astonishing opportunity. 1303 01:08:44,708 --> 01:08:47,166 Our allies are very confused and demanding answers-- 1304 01:08:47,250 --> 01:08:48,541 Well, tell 'em to wait. 1305 01:08:49,583 --> 01:08:54,666 According to the most recent spectrometer readings of Comet Dibiasky, 1306 01:08:54,750 --> 01:08:57,833 made by the astrogeologists at BASH Cellular, 1307 01:08:59,583 --> 01:09:01,291 we've discovered something. 1308 01:09:02,250 --> 01:09:05,000 Something truly miraculous. 1309 01:09:06,458 --> 01:09:08,125 Peter. Peter? 1310 01:09:08,208 --> 01:09:10,000 -Oh, thank you, Janie. -[chuckles] 1311 01:09:12,208 --> 01:09:14,708 As, uh… As some of you may know, 1312 01:09:14,791 --> 01:09:17,541 the most valuable minerals in the world 1313 01:09:17,625 --> 01:09:19,750 are fast becoming those that are deployed 1314 01:09:19,833 --> 01:09:24,000 in the manufacture of cell phones and, uh, computers. 1315 01:09:24,083 --> 01:09:27,583 Yttrium, terbium, osmium, dysprosium, on and on and on. 1316 01:09:27,666 --> 01:09:29,000 We're running short. 1317 01:09:29,083 --> 01:09:31,916 Uh, and the problem is exacerbated, of course, 1318 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:37,916 because China has her big panda paw firmly on almost all the mines 1319 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:41,500 that produce these valuable rare Earth assets. 1320 01:09:41,583 --> 01:09:43,625 So you can imagine. [laughing] 1321 01:09:43,708 --> 01:09:44,666 Wow! 1322 01:09:44,750 --> 01:09:48,541 Just how happy we were at BASH 1323 01:09:48,625 --> 01:09:52,250 when our astrogeologists discovered 1324 01:09:52,333 --> 01:09:57,000 and then determined that this comet, hurtling towards us from deep space, 1325 01:09:57,083 --> 01:10:02,833 actually contains at least $32 trillion of these critical materials. 1326 01:10:02,916 --> 01:10:04,666 Critical to technology. 1327 01:10:04,750 --> 01:10:05,958 If we're to proceed-- 1328 01:10:06,041 --> 01:10:08,541 I'm sorry. Is that why you aborted this entire mission, 1329 01:10:08,625 --> 01:10:11,541 is because you're trying to mine the comet for rare minerals? 1330 01:10:11,625 --> 01:10:13,708 [Orlean] I think we should hold all questions 1331 01:10:13,791 --> 01:10:16,458 until the end of the presentation, 1332 01:10:16,541 --> 01:10:20,125 and you might find that your questions are answered. 1333 01:10:20,666 --> 01:10:21,750 Yes, Madam President. 1334 01:10:21,833 --> 01:10:24,875 When you… When the other metals are factored in, 1335 01:10:24,958 --> 01:10:27,333 the comet actually contains 1336 01:10:27,416 --> 01:10:31,541 almost $140 trillion worth of assets. 1337 01:10:31,625 --> 01:10:32,916 [Jason] Buck-forty trilli. 1338 01:10:33,416 --> 01:10:35,291 -[Orlean] Yeah… -[laughter] 1339 01:10:35,375 --> 01:10:40,000 What do these trillions of dollars even matter if we're all gonna die-- 1340 01:10:40,083 --> 01:10:42,458 [woman] I was about to ask the same question, Janie. 1341 01:10:42,541 --> 01:10:43,666 Why weren't we consulted? 1342 01:10:43,750 --> 01:10:45,250 All due respect, Madam President… 1343 01:10:45,333 --> 01:10:47,833 Oh, no! What if we're rich and we're safe? 1344 01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:53,125 [Kate] I've gone over it again and again and again in my head 1345 01:10:54,875 --> 01:10:56,791 and I still can't make sense of it. 1346 01:10:58,750 --> 01:11:03,791 He's a three-star general. He works at the Pentagon. 1347 01:11:05,916 --> 01:11:09,000 Why would he charge us for free snacks? 1348 01:11:09,083 --> 01:11:12,750 One time, I met Sting, 1349 01:11:13,708 --> 01:11:18,291 and I swear to God, he farted right in front of me. 1350 01:11:19,333 --> 01:11:24,458 Didn't break eye contact and didn't even say "excuse me." 1351 01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:31,083 And the thing is, he actually pulled it off. [chuckles] 1352 01:11:32,375 --> 01:11:34,875 'Cause I still found him to be quite charming. 1353 01:11:35,916 --> 01:11:40,333 [whispering] Guys, we have to talk. Come on, let's go. Come on, now. 1354 01:11:41,416 --> 01:11:44,625 It's insane. Like, completely insane. 1355 01:11:44,708 --> 01:11:46,041 [Kate] It will never work. 1356 01:11:46,125 --> 01:11:48,291 I had the exact same reaction. 1357 01:11:48,375 --> 01:11:51,500 This is a nine-kilometer-wide planet-killer we're talking about, 1358 01:11:51,583 --> 01:11:53,041 not roaming charges. 1359 01:11:53,125 --> 01:11:59,041 Look, I… I was confused and outraged that they turned this mission around too, 1360 01:11:59,125 --> 01:12:01,708 but they've got Gary Talcamont from Stanford 1361 01:12:01,791 --> 01:12:03,958 and Lisa Inez from Princeton on their team. 1362 01:12:04,041 --> 01:12:07,750 I mean, this is next-generation cutting-edge technology. 1363 01:12:07,833 --> 01:12:14,625 Obviously, one giant comet is a major and existential, uh, threat to our planet, 1364 01:12:14,708 --> 01:12:20,000 but 30 smaller meteoroids, we can handle. 1365 01:12:20,916 --> 01:12:26,625 Our BEADS, that stands for BASH, uh, Explore and Acquire Drones, 1366 01:12:26,708 --> 01:12:28,083 that you see here, 1367 01:12:28,166 --> 01:12:30,833 attach themselves to the comet 1368 01:12:30,916 --> 01:12:33,375 and scan it with nanotechnology 1369 01:12:33,458 --> 01:12:36,583 developed by Nobel Prize-winning scientist, 1370 01:12:36,666 --> 01:12:37,666 Dr. Gary Talcamont. 1371 01:12:37,750 --> 01:12:40,500 And then we immediately deploy, don't we? 1372 01:12:40,583 --> 01:12:42,833 Nobel and Polonsky prize-winning scientist 1373 01:12:42,916 --> 01:12:48,250 Dr. Inez's micro-targeted, quantum fission, uh, explosives. 1374 01:12:48,333 --> 01:12:51,625 You see, deep into the object… 1375 01:12:51,708 --> 01:12:54,458 Dr. Inez, would you like to explain what's happening? 1376 01:12:54,541 --> 01:12:55,416 Thank you, Peter. 1377 01:12:55,500 --> 01:12:58,250 We've been developing phase-fission reactions 1378 01:12:58,333 --> 01:13:00,375 in the CERN particle accelerator 1379 01:13:00,458 --> 01:13:03,125 that can splinter the comet into smaller pieces 1380 01:13:03,208 --> 01:13:05,333 with breathtaking accuracy. 1381 01:13:05,416 --> 01:13:08,791 These segments are then steered and decelerated by each BEAD 1382 01:13:08,875 --> 01:13:13,625 into the Pacific Ocean for reclamation by waiting US Navy ships. 1383 01:13:13,708 --> 01:13:15,666 And when these… Thank you. 1384 01:13:15,750 --> 01:13:19,875 And when these treasures from heaven are claimed, 1385 01:13:19,958 --> 01:13:23,916 poverty as we know it, social injustice, loss of biodiversity, 1386 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:26,708 all these multitudes of problems 1387 01:13:26,791 --> 01:13:30,125 are just gonna become relics of the past 1388 01:13:30,208 --> 01:13:35,625 and humanity is gonna stride through the Pillars of Boaz and Jachin naked 1389 01:13:35,708 --> 01:13:38,250 into the the glory of a golden age… 1390 01:13:38,333 --> 01:13:41,500 And is this nanotech work peer-reviewed? 1391 01:13:41,583 --> 01:13:45,166 Well, I haven't reviewed the data, but it's been modeled. 1392 01:13:45,250 --> 01:13:47,125 Has any of this been peer-reviewed? 1393 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:48,833 Nope. 1394 01:13:48,916 --> 01:13:51,250 Interplanetary, interstellar, 1395 01:13:51,333 --> 01:13:56,125 intergalactic existence for the human race. 1396 01:13:56,208 --> 01:13:57,583 [applause] 1397 01:13:59,125 --> 01:14:00,916 [Orlean] Your mouth to God's ear. 1398 01:14:01,458 --> 01:14:05,041 I understand the wealth that they can extract from this comet, 1399 01:14:05,125 --> 01:14:06,291 it can end world hunger. 1400 01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:08,166 -[Oglethorpe] Oh, I see. -[Kate laughing] 1401 01:14:08,250 --> 01:14:10,833 -Why are you laughing? -[Oglethorpe] That's true. No, I see. 1402 01:14:10,916 --> 01:14:15,333 So that's the pretty little bow they're putting around this line of bullshit. 1403 01:14:15,416 --> 01:14:17,250 I bet they'll say freedom and puppies too. 1404 01:14:17,333 --> 01:14:18,166 -All right. -Yeah. 1405 01:14:18,250 --> 01:14:21,916 You want me to quit the mission? I'll quit the mission. That's fine. 1406 01:14:22,416 --> 01:14:25,708 But you have to understand, this is now beyond our control. 1407 01:14:25,791 --> 01:14:27,208 They have all the power. 1408 01:14:27,291 --> 01:14:29,958 So who do you want in the actual room to make sure 1409 01:14:30,041 --> 01:14:33,000 this whole thing doesn't turn out to be a complete goddamn disaster? 1410 01:14:33,083 --> 01:14:35,708 Jason Orlean? You want Jason Orlean in that room? Huh? 1411 01:14:35,791 --> 01:14:40,125 I have news for you. It's already a complete disaster. 1412 01:14:40,208 --> 01:14:43,750 They're talking about letting a comet the size of a mountain 1413 01:14:43,833 --> 01:14:46,625 hit the planet to jack up a cell phone company's stock! 1414 01:14:46,708 --> 01:14:49,916 You better take that down about four or five notches now. 1415 01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:53,625 Were you yelling about that mission? Why were you talking about cell phones? 1416 01:14:53,708 --> 01:14:56,750 My friend was just theorizing as to what's going on. 1417 01:14:56,833 --> 01:14:58,291 We're confused too. 1418 01:14:58,375 --> 01:15:01,458 That's an awfully official-looking White House badge you got there. 1419 01:15:01,541 --> 01:15:03,291 I don't know why I have this on. 1420 01:15:03,375 --> 01:15:05,125 Listen, just tell us what's going on. 1421 01:15:05,208 --> 01:15:07,625 I got three scared kids at home. Just tell us something. 1422 01:15:07,708 --> 01:15:10,333 I understand. I wish I could share information, but-- 1423 01:15:10,416 --> 01:15:12,958 We're people just like you. We deserve to know! 1424 01:15:13,041 --> 01:15:13,916 They're right. 1425 01:15:14,958 --> 01:15:16,083 They deserve to know. 1426 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:18,833 Do you really wanna know what's going on? 1427 01:15:18,916 --> 01:15:20,041 -[woman] Yeah. -[man] Please. 1428 01:15:20,125 --> 01:15:22,583 -[Oglethorpe] Kate, don't. Kate. -[Mindy] Kate. 1429 01:15:23,541 --> 01:15:28,958 They found a bunch of gold and diamonds and rare shit on the comet. 1430 01:15:29,041 --> 01:15:29,875 [sighs] 1431 01:15:29,958 --> 01:15:32,166 So they're gonna let it hit the planet 1432 01:15:32,250 --> 01:15:36,416 to make a bunch of rich people even more disgustingly rich! 1433 01:15:42,916 --> 01:15:44,000 [woman] Fuck you! 1434 01:15:44,083 --> 01:15:46,083 [people clamoring] 1435 01:15:47,458 --> 01:15:49,250 [people shouting and screaming] 1436 01:15:54,708 --> 01:15:56,500 [officer] No camera! 1437 01:15:56,583 --> 01:15:58,541 …everything I could, they won't listen. 1438 01:15:58,625 --> 01:15:59,958 [Kate] Surprise, surprise. 1439 01:16:00,041 --> 01:16:02,916 Now, I'm starting to think you just like riling people up. 1440 01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:04,958 I'm so sorry, Kate. Really, I am. 1441 01:16:05,041 --> 01:16:07,041 [Kate] Oh, Randall. God. 1442 01:16:07,875 --> 01:16:09,875 Where's Brie Evantee? 1443 01:16:09,958 --> 01:16:12,375 Shouldn't you two be playing footsie in a restaurant 1444 01:16:12,458 --> 01:16:14,583 that only serves cubes and foam? 1445 01:16:14,666 --> 01:16:18,083 Well, she ain't wrong. You did lose the thread in a big way. 1446 01:16:18,166 --> 01:16:21,375 And what do you suggest we do? An online petition, huh? 1447 01:16:21,458 --> 01:16:24,416 You want to hold… Get a mob and hold up picket signs? 1448 01:16:24,500 --> 01:16:26,958 You wanna overthrow the government? I mean, look at this. 1449 01:16:27,041 --> 01:16:28,875 [Kate] I can't! My head is in a bag! 1450 01:16:28,958 --> 01:16:31,583 [agent] Sorry, Dr. Mindy. White House wants her off the grid. 1451 01:16:31,666 --> 01:16:33,166 -Come on, now. Look-- -[agent] Now. 1452 01:16:33,250 --> 01:16:35,958 [Kate] Wait. What does that mean? What the hell does that mean? 1453 01:16:36,041 --> 01:16:38,416 -What does "off the grid" mean? -[Mindy] Hey, Kate. 1454 01:16:39,291 --> 01:16:42,416 Oh, gosh. Kate! Are you okay? 1455 01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:45,458 [people shouting indistinctly] 1456 01:16:45,541 --> 01:16:48,833 Teddy, come on! What choice do I have here? 1457 01:16:51,166 --> 01:16:53,541 A man's always got choices, Randall! 1458 01:16:53,625 --> 01:16:56,458 Sometimes you just gotta choose the good one! 1459 01:16:56,541 --> 01:16:57,791 [dog barking] 1460 01:16:57,875 --> 01:17:00,041 [uneasy music playing] 1461 01:17:03,083 --> 01:17:04,708 [man] Miss Katelyn Dibiasky, 1462 01:17:04,791 --> 01:17:08,208 the charges against you are violation of national security secrets, 1463 01:17:08,291 --> 01:17:11,083 inciting a riot, and destruction of private property 1464 01:17:11,166 --> 01:17:13,666 owned by Bojo Mambo's Shrimp LLC. 1465 01:17:13,750 --> 01:17:14,583 What? I didn't-- 1466 01:17:14,666 --> 01:17:17,583 However, the Attorney General is willing to not pursue prosecution 1467 01:17:17,666 --> 01:17:19,208 if you will agree to the following: 1468 01:17:19,291 --> 01:17:21,958 "The suspension of all public media appearances 1469 01:17:22,041 --> 01:17:26,708 and incendiary language relating to Comet Dibiasky and BASH Cellular." 1470 01:17:28,916 --> 01:17:32,333 Fine. Give it to me. I don't give a shit anymore. 1471 01:17:47,875 --> 01:17:49,416 Mom. Dad. 1472 01:17:49,916 --> 01:17:52,166 [sniffles] I'm so glad to be home. 1473 01:17:54,875 --> 01:17:55,875 Unlock the door. 1474 01:17:55,958 --> 01:17:57,750 No politics. None. 1475 01:17:58,208 --> 01:17:59,583 What are you talking about? 1476 01:18:00,083 --> 01:18:02,791 Your dad and I are for the jobs the comet will provide. 1477 01:18:04,125 --> 01:18:05,041 [Kate scoffs] 1478 01:18:05,708 --> 01:18:07,916 The divisions in this country are bad enough. 1479 01:18:08,625 --> 01:18:10,458 We don't want more of that in our house. 1480 01:18:11,916 --> 01:18:14,208 -[serene music playing on TV] -[laughing] Whoa! 1481 01:18:14,291 --> 01:18:16,125 -Slow down, kids. -[boy] Sorry, Mom. 1482 01:18:17,291 --> 01:18:19,333 I worry about my kids and their future. 1483 01:18:19,875 --> 01:18:22,500 Sure, the jobs the comet's gonna create sound great. 1484 01:18:23,041 --> 01:18:24,291 What if it's not safe? 1485 01:18:24,875 --> 01:18:29,250 Right now, millions of you are having these same doubts and questions 1486 01:18:29,333 --> 01:18:31,208 about the approaching comet. 1487 01:18:31,291 --> 01:18:32,708 That is why BASH Cellular 1488 01:18:32,791 --> 01:18:35,166 in conjunction with the United States Government 1489 01:18:35,250 --> 01:18:40,041 is creating a new hotline, free of charge, to answer all of your questions. 1490 01:18:40,750 --> 01:18:46,125 And who knows? Maybe, just maybe, one of our scientists… 1491 01:18:46,208 --> 01:18:49,541 Thank you, Sharon. Makes me feel so much better. 1492 01:18:49,625 --> 01:18:53,833 …can be that friend we all need to lean on during uncertain times. 1493 01:18:55,208 --> 01:18:58,750 [announcer on TV] Call 1-800-532-4500 for peace of mind. 1494 01:18:58,833 --> 01:19:00,458 Offer only available to BASH customers. 1495 01:19:00,541 --> 01:19:02,916 Details of your call may be shared with other subsidiaries 1496 01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:05,916 to enhance your customer experience. Data and roaming charges apply. 1497 01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:09,416 [Brie laughing] So, I thought he was the ambassador. I was just flattering him. 1498 01:19:09,500 --> 01:19:13,541 [chuckling] Well, he was a waiter. Now he's got an ego the size of Texas. 1499 01:19:16,916 --> 01:19:18,125 Oh, my God. 1500 01:19:19,250 --> 01:19:22,875 June, what, uh… What are you doing here, sweetie? 1501 01:19:24,708 --> 01:19:27,458 Had a feeling something was going on and just… 1502 01:19:28,333 --> 01:19:31,958 [Mindy] Well, you know, we're discussing important business. 1503 01:19:32,041 --> 01:19:35,458 -That's what we're doing. -Oh, yeah, that's really very important. 1504 01:19:35,541 --> 01:19:37,750 Oh, can we just skip past this part, please? 1505 01:19:37,833 --> 01:19:39,500 Where you get to feel self-righteous 1506 01:19:39,583 --> 01:19:43,041 and we put our tails between our legs. It is just so boring. 1507 01:19:43,125 --> 01:19:44,791 [sarcastically] Oh, it's "so boring"? 1508 01:19:44,875 --> 01:19:49,291 You wanna skip the part where you feel bad for screwing my husband? 1509 01:19:49,875 --> 01:19:52,583 Oh… No, I don't feel bad. 1510 01:19:52,666 --> 01:19:56,416 Randall and I are having a wonderful time. So, I think the question is, 1511 01:19:56,500 --> 01:20:01,791 do we keep having a wonderful time or does he go back with you to Wisconsin? 1512 01:20:01,875 --> 01:20:02,750 Or Montana. 1513 01:20:02,833 --> 01:20:04,875 -Michigan? -Michigan. 1514 01:20:06,791 --> 01:20:08,041 [hesitates] 1515 01:20:08,125 --> 01:20:12,500 You know, um… she is actually right. 1516 01:20:13,291 --> 01:20:16,333 That's the only question. So… 1517 01:20:18,958 --> 01:20:20,750 [Mindy] Well, June, sweetie… 1518 01:20:20,833 --> 01:20:23,875 [breathing heavily] Sometimes in life things are, you know, 1519 01:20:23,958 --> 01:20:26,458 they're complicated and they just-- 1520 01:20:26,541 --> 01:20:27,666 [Mrs. Mindy] Oh, okay. 1521 01:20:29,958 --> 01:20:31,666 Oh, that was fast, um… 1522 01:20:32,833 --> 01:20:33,791 [clicks tongue] 1523 01:20:35,250 --> 01:20:38,375 Well, before I go, um, 1524 01:20:38,458 --> 01:20:41,375 let me just give you some instructions 1525 01:20:42,333 --> 01:20:45,458 on how to take care of Randall. 1526 01:20:46,083 --> 01:20:47,041 Uh… 1527 01:20:47,125 --> 01:20:50,541 Yeah, here's the Xanax he takes for his panic attacks. 1528 01:20:50,625 --> 01:20:51,458 Oh, gosh. 1529 01:20:51,541 --> 01:20:54,458 Here's the Zoloft he takes for the crashing depressions. 1530 01:20:54,541 --> 01:20:58,250 -Not so much recently. Okay, you know-- -Oh! Oh, good for you. Great. 1531 01:20:58,333 --> 01:21:02,000 -Uh, this is for his blood pressure. -Ow. 1532 01:21:02,083 --> 01:21:04,708 -Restless leg syndrome, that's a fun one. -God. 1533 01:21:06,708 --> 01:21:10,875 Oh. Appetite suppressant to counteract the weight gain from his other meds. 1534 01:21:10,958 --> 01:21:15,875 And, uh, for America's sexiest scientist, a bottle of goddamn Cialis! 1535 01:21:15,958 --> 01:21:17,375 Ow! Gosh. 1536 01:21:26,583 --> 01:21:28,041 Goodbye. Goodbye, Randall. 1537 01:21:28,125 --> 01:21:29,916 I guess I'll just tell your sons 1538 01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:32,375 that Dad's fucking the lady on our television. 1539 01:21:33,416 --> 01:21:34,791 June, I… 1540 01:21:36,250 --> 01:21:38,458 I really thought for a second that was gonna work out. 1541 01:21:38,541 --> 01:21:40,250 -[door closes] -[sighs] 1542 01:21:40,333 --> 01:21:43,666 People, they wanna manage the comet to create jobs. 1543 01:21:43,750 --> 01:21:45,791 Thirty-seven percent don't want the comet to hit. 1544 01:21:45,875 --> 01:21:47,583 That's actually down by three points. 1545 01:21:47,666 --> 01:21:50,791 And 23%, they don't think there's a comet at all, 1546 01:21:50,875 --> 01:21:52,666 and that number is way up. 1547 01:21:53,500 --> 01:21:56,791 Not Bitcoin, RatCoin. RatCoin. 1548 01:21:56,875 --> 01:21:58,833 [indistinct chatter on TV] 1549 01:21:59,583 --> 01:22:01,833 I'd like to buy these sunglasses. 1550 01:22:10,166 --> 01:22:12,458 You that girl from live TV who said we're all gonna die? 1551 01:22:13,041 --> 01:22:14,958 No. What's your purchase? 1552 01:22:18,250 --> 01:22:19,208 [scoffs] 1553 01:22:19,291 --> 01:22:20,250 What the fuck? 1554 01:22:20,333 --> 01:22:23,041 -Yeah, that's you. It's definitely you. -Yep, that's me. 1555 01:22:23,125 --> 01:22:26,833 Holy shit. You're a stone-cold legend. Word is bond. 1556 01:22:28,125 --> 01:22:29,583 I got a picture of you on my board. 1557 01:22:29,666 --> 01:22:31,041 Picture on his fucking board. 1558 01:22:31,125 --> 01:22:33,125 [Kate] That's great. What's your purchase? 1559 01:22:33,208 --> 01:22:36,416 If you don't have one, get out of line and make room for other customers. 1560 01:22:36,500 --> 01:22:38,791 Can I touch your hair in a non-sexual way? 1561 01:22:38,875 --> 01:22:41,541 -Get the fuck away from me. -Oh, dude, have some… Um… 1562 01:22:42,583 --> 01:22:45,041 Call Diogo, he'll freak out. Will you say hi to my friend? 1563 01:22:45,125 --> 01:22:47,750 Dude, he's obsessed with you. We love you. We don't like… 1564 01:22:47,833 --> 01:22:49,250 Can't stand Orlean, either. 1565 01:22:49,333 --> 01:22:53,416 -Yo, yo, yo! -[Diogo] Yo! 1566 01:22:53,500 --> 01:22:54,583 What's up? Yo, check out… 1567 01:22:54,666 --> 01:22:57,083 Yo, shut the fuck up. Check out who we're with. 1568 01:22:57,166 --> 01:22:59,833 -Yo, bro! What up? -What up? 1569 01:22:59,916 --> 01:23:01,166 [laughter and chatter] 1570 01:23:01,250 --> 01:23:03,958 I mean, we have a purchase, but we don't have payment, 1571 01:23:04,041 --> 01:23:05,583 which is a metaphor on… 1572 01:23:07,208 --> 01:23:09,291 -Cash? -[man] Also, Phillip, I've been told… 1573 01:23:09,375 --> 01:23:10,666 -Right. -…that you wrote a book 1574 01:23:10,750 --> 01:23:13,458 about your past relationship with Kate Dibiasky. 1575 01:23:13,541 --> 01:23:15,958 Funny you should say that, I'm working on that now. 1576 01:23:16,041 --> 01:23:18,583 It's gonna be called A Brush With The Devil, and it's, uh… 1577 01:23:18,666 --> 01:23:20,791 You calling security or something, with your eyes? 1578 01:23:20,875 --> 01:23:22,125 No. You're free to go. 1579 01:23:22,208 --> 01:23:24,333 -[man] That sounds terrible. -Just like that? 1580 01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:25,541 [chuckles] 1581 01:23:25,625 --> 01:23:27,125 You don't give a shit, do you? 1582 01:23:28,958 --> 01:23:29,958 Sure, I do. 1583 01:23:30,041 --> 01:23:33,041 I care about DrinkMo's guarantee of quality service. 1584 01:23:33,666 --> 01:23:35,500 Well, we don't give a shit either. 1585 01:23:35,583 --> 01:23:37,208 Not one single shit. 1586 01:23:37,291 --> 01:23:40,291 We hang and board behind the abandoned Burger Crown from 7:00 to whenever. 1587 01:23:40,375 --> 01:23:41,208 Yeah, we do. 1588 01:23:41,291 --> 01:23:43,750 You should come hang. If you're not a fucking pussy. 1589 01:23:46,666 --> 01:23:48,333 [Phillip] Oh, you know, it's me… 1590 01:23:48,416 --> 01:23:50,958 -Fuck. Okay. Thanks. -…and a bottle of scotch. 1591 01:23:51,958 --> 01:23:54,500 It's a joke. But also… 1592 01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:58,000 [dramatic music playing] 1593 01:24:06,541 --> 01:24:09,083 [Peter] Okay, let me introduce you 1594 01:24:09,958 --> 01:24:16,333 uh, to mankind's savior, BASH Explore and Acquire Drone. 1595 01:24:16,416 --> 01:24:17,500 It's incredible. 1596 01:24:17,583 --> 01:24:19,125 It's incredible, isn't it? 1597 01:24:19,208 --> 01:24:22,833 I call this one Primo, the first. [laughing] 1598 01:24:22,916 --> 01:24:24,416 It's like my first child. 1599 01:24:25,083 --> 01:24:31,291 Primo, my boy. It's your father, Cronos. [laughing] 1600 01:24:31,375 --> 01:24:35,041 Don't be shy. Come on. You're gonna be a god in the sky. 1601 01:24:35,125 --> 01:24:37,125 [laughter] 1602 01:24:41,416 --> 01:24:46,583 Are you at all concerned about the sync on the BEAD explosions? 1603 01:24:46,666 --> 01:24:50,583 Oh, Doctor. There are always questions and fears, and… 1604 01:24:51,250 --> 01:24:54,500 I have a report here from a Dr. Inez. 1605 01:24:54,583 --> 01:24:57,041 -If you'd just take a look at this study. -Oh, thanks. 1606 01:24:57,125 --> 01:24:59,333 Listen, a lot of my colleagues, 1607 01:24:59,416 --> 01:25:01,875 they've either been removed or resigned from this project, 1608 01:25:01,958 --> 01:25:06,083 apparently for asking too many questions about this mission here. 1609 01:25:06,166 --> 01:25:08,750 So I just wanna make sure that you're… 1610 01:25:09,333 --> 01:25:11,875 That you're open to the scientific peer-review process 1611 01:25:11,958 --> 01:25:14,583 and you're not approaching this mission like a businessman. 1612 01:25:14,666 --> 01:25:16,416 -You know? That-- -What did you say? 1613 01:25:16,916 --> 01:25:20,208 -I wanna know if you're-- -Did you call me a businessman? 1614 01:25:20,875 --> 01:25:23,916 -You do own a corporate-- -You think I'm just a businessman? 1615 01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:27,791 Do you think you know me, Doctor? 1616 01:25:29,375 --> 01:25:30,291 Business? 1617 01:25:31,250 --> 01:25:35,125 This is evolution. This is evolution of the human species. 1618 01:25:36,125 --> 01:25:38,125 -What are you doing bringing this… -[Orlean] Well-- 1619 01:25:38,208 --> 01:25:41,375 You know that BASH has over 40 million data points on you, 1620 01:25:41,458 --> 01:25:45,458 on every decision you have made since 1994, Doctor? 1621 01:25:45,541 --> 01:25:50,041 I… I know when you have colon polyps 1622 01:25:50,125 --> 01:25:51,833 months before your doctor does. 1623 01:25:51,916 --> 01:25:53,750 You got four or five at the moment actually. 1624 01:25:53,833 --> 01:25:57,375 You know, they're not of concern, but I'd have a checkup as soon as you can. 1625 01:25:57,458 --> 01:26:01,916 But much more importantly than that, I know what you are. I know who you are. 1626 01:26:02,000 --> 01:26:07,000 My algorithms have determined eight fundamental consumer profile types. 1627 01:26:07,083 --> 01:26:10,791 You are a lifestyle idealist. 1628 01:26:10,875 --> 01:26:15,125 You think you're motivated by beliefs, high ethical beliefs. 1629 01:26:15,208 --> 01:26:20,125 But you just run towards pleasure and away from pain. 1630 01:26:22,375 --> 01:26:25,000 Like a… Like a field mouse. 1631 01:26:27,125 --> 01:26:28,500 [Mindy] I'm just trying to… 1632 01:26:28,583 --> 01:26:29,833 [inhales deeply] 1633 01:26:29,916 --> 01:26:32,875 I just wanna make sure that the science is sound on this project. 1634 01:26:32,958 --> 01:26:34,041 I hope you understand-- 1635 01:26:34,125 --> 01:26:38,250 Our algorithms can even predict how you'll die. 1636 01:26:39,125 --> 01:26:44,375 To 96… 96.5% accuracy. 1637 01:26:44,458 --> 01:26:46,333 I looked you up after we met. 1638 01:26:47,541 --> 01:26:52,000 Your death was so unremarkable and boring. 1639 01:26:52,666 --> 01:26:56,750 I can't remember the details, apart from one thing. 1640 01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:00,750 You're gonna die alone. 1641 01:27:03,750 --> 01:27:04,791 Alone. 1642 01:27:05,291 --> 01:27:09,958 If you'll excuse me, Madam President. I've got some work to do. 1643 01:27:10,041 --> 01:27:11,708 [Orlean] What the hell are you doing? 1644 01:27:11,791 --> 01:27:14,333 -My God. -I was trying to do my job. 1645 01:27:14,416 --> 01:27:17,708 You are just so lucky that Peter adores you. 1646 01:27:23,250 --> 01:27:24,125 [sighs] 1647 01:27:25,083 --> 01:27:27,375 You're with the grown-ups now, Randall. 1648 01:27:27,458 --> 01:27:29,083 I can't even follow this shit anymore! 1649 01:27:29,166 --> 01:27:31,958 -[music playing on speakers] -[indistinct chatter] 1650 01:27:35,166 --> 01:27:40,375 BASH got Orlean to pay the Chilean government, if I'm correct, 1651 01:27:40,458 --> 01:27:44,583 $90 billion to let the tsunami hit off the coast of the country. 1652 01:27:44,666 --> 01:27:45,666 That sound right to you? 1653 01:27:45,750 --> 01:27:47,666 [man 3] Isherwell built an underground bunker 1654 01:27:47,750 --> 01:27:49,333 for him and all his executives. 1655 01:27:49,416 --> 01:27:51,791 No, I heard that they built an escape ship. 1656 01:27:51,875 --> 01:27:55,250 You guys, the truth is way more depressing. 1657 01:27:56,291 --> 01:28:00,208 They're not even smart enough to be as evil as you're giving them credit for. 1658 01:28:00,833 --> 01:28:01,833 [glass shatters] 1659 01:28:01,916 --> 01:28:03,791 [people clamoring, cheering] 1660 01:28:05,958 --> 01:28:06,833 Ugh! 1661 01:28:06,916 --> 01:28:08,541 -What? -No. 1662 01:28:09,500 --> 01:28:10,625 [people shouting] 1663 01:28:12,916 --> 01:28:16,125 Fuck! You're driving me fucking crazy, Kate. [chuckles nervously] 1664 01:28:16,208 --> 01:28:17,833 Fuck it. We're all gonna die. 1665 01:28:17,916 --> 01:28:19,166 ♪ …sun, ice cream ♪ 1666 01:28:19,250 --> 01:28:21,583 ♪ You smooth like felt Soft to the touch ♪ 1667 01:28:21,666 --> 01:28:24,958 ♪ You wear repellent Smell your scent from up above ♪ 1668 01:28:25,041 --> 01:28:27,500 ♪ Angel getting carried out the club ♪ 1669 01:28:27,583 --> 01:28:30,166 ♪ For slapping Harry Harry's just a mug ♪ 1670 01:28:30,250 --> 01:28:32,750 ♪ I'm stood outside waiting Where you gone? ♪ 1671 01:28:32,833 --> 01:28:35,250 ♪ Cubicle lines Catch a cold, Jack Frost ♪ 1672 01:28:35,333 --> 01:28:36,750 [Jack] …movie will be released 1673 01:28:36,833 --> 01:28:40,166 the day that some believe Comet Dibiasky will impact the planet. 1674 01:28:40,250 --> 01:28:42,750 And the early word is it's already a classic, Brie. 1675 01:28:42,833 --> 01:28:45,500 [Brie] Oh, yes. Well, and what a stellar cast. 1676 01:28:45,583 --> 01:28:48,041 -Devin. Yeah. -I love Devin Peters. 1677 01:28:48,125 --> 01:28:49,625 He's great. Everything he does. 1678 01:28:49,708 --> 01:28:52,708 -What's it called again? -[Jack] It's called Total Devastation. 1679 01:28:52,791 --> 01:28:56,208 -It cost $300 million to make. -[Brie] Whoo! 1680 01:28:56,291 --> 01:28:59,333 -I mean, these movies-- -[laughs] It's more than you earn. 1681 01:28:59,416 --> 01:29:01,791 [Jack] Tell me about it. And my friend Farley, he saw it. 1682 01:29:01,875 --> 01:29:04,625 -He said it's a ton of fun. That's right. -Well, Farley likes it. 1683 01:29:04,708 --> 01:29:07,250 All right, well, what Farley says goes. 1684 01:29:07,333 --> 01:29:08,583 But, uh, first, 1685 01:29:09,416 --> 01:29:12,458 and yes, you can tell from my smile… 1686 01:29:12,541 --> 01:29:13,833 [chuckles] Stop it. 1687 01:29:13,916 --> 01:29:18,916 That America's sexiest scientist is here. Dr. Randall. Welcome. 1688 01:29:19,666 --> 01:29:21,375 Dr. Randall, how are you, sir? 1689 01:29:21,458 --> 01:29:24,208 [sighs] I'm--  I'm good. I'm gooder than good. 1690 01:29:24,291 --> 01:29:25,583 [laughter] 1691 01:29:25,666 --> 01:29:30,833 All right. So, Randall, we're hearing that there is no comet, 1692 01:29:30,916 --> 01:29:34,375 or that there is a comet but it's a good thing or maybe it's a bad thing. 1693 01:29:34,458 --> 01:29:36,750 We are so confused. [chuckles] 1694 01:29:36,833 --> 01:29:41,166 So, could you please help us out here, you know, oh, wise scientist? 1695 01:29:42,541 --> 01:29:45,416 Well, first and foremost, Brie, um… 1696 01:29:45,500 --> 01:29:47,833 [sniffs] …there most certainly is a comet. 1697 01:29:47,916 --> 01:29:48,791 [Brie] All right. 1698 01:29:48,875 --> 01:29:52,125 And we know that there is a comet because we have the data. 1699 01:29:53,125 --> 01:29:54,416 Um… [clears throat] 1700 01:29:54,500 --> 01:29:58,666 There has been growing concern within the scientific community as of late. 1701 01:29:59,333 --> 01:30:02,875 You see, the peer-review process is absolutely essential… 1702 01:30:02,958 --> 01:30:05,583 -If BASH's stock… -…for us to get to the facts of… Yes? 1703 01:30:05,666 --> 01:30:07,333 If BASH's stock is any indicator, 1704 01:30:07,416 --> 01:30:09,333 we don't have to worry about the peer review. 1705 01:30:09,416 --> 01:30:10,583 It is going gangbusters. 1706 01:30:10,666 --> 01:30:13,125 And full disclosure. I bought as many shares as I could. 1707 01:30:13,208 --> 01:30:14,500 I advise you to do the same. 1708 01:30:14,583 --> 01:30:16,333 You are such a shameless capitalist. 1709 01:30:16,416 --> 01:30:19,458 Said the woman who will be in the brand-new hot tub on my back deck 1710 01:30:19,541 --> 01:30:22,083 -when I put it in from the stock. -You know me too well. 1711 01:30:22,166 --> 01:30:23,208 That's right. 1712 01:30:23,291 --> 01:30:25,875 Dr. Randall, you sure you're okay? You want a glass of water… 1713 01:30:25,958 --> 01:30:27,166 I don't feel so good. 1714 01:30:27,250 --> 01:30:29,625 [Brie] So I think we'll go to commercial break-- 1715 01:30:29,708 --> 01:30:33,291 No, Please, Brie. Don't cut away. Let me say something. 1716 01:30:33,375 --> 01:30:34,916 -Okay. -You came to the right place. 1717 01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:36,375 We like to say things. 1718 01:30:36,458 --> 01:30:40,416 Would you please just stop being so [bleep] pleasant? 1719 01:30:41,833 --> 01:30:44,791 I'm sorry, but not everything needs to sound so goddamn clever 1720 01:30:44,875 --> 01:30:47,083 or charming or likeable all the time. 1721 01:30:47,166 --> 01:30:50,583 Sometimes we need to just be able to say things to one another. 1722 01:30:50,666 --> 01:30:52,083 We need to hear things. 1723 01:30:53,833 --> 01:30:57,125 Look, let's establish, once again, 1724 01:30:57,791 --> 01:31:01,916 that there is a huge comet headed towards Earth. 1725 01:31:02,666 --> 01:31:05,291 And the reason we know that there is a comet 1726 01:31:05,375 --> 01:31:06,833 is because we saw it. 1727 01:31:06,916 --> 01:31:10,208 We saw it with our own eyes using a telescope. 1728 01:31:10,291 --> 01:31:13,500 I mean, for God's sake, we took a fucking picture of it! 1729 01:31:13,583 --> 01:31:15,291 What other proof do we need? 1730 01:31:15,791 --> 01:31:18,375 And if we can't all agree at the bare minimum 1731 01:31:18,458 --> 01:31:22,875 that a giant comet the size of Mount Everest 1732 01:31:22,958 --> 01:31:29,041 hurtling its way towards planet Earth is not a fucking good thing, 1733 01:31:29,833 --> 01:31:32,125 then what the hell happened to us? 1734 01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:37,333 I mean, my God, how do-- How do we even talk to each other? 1735 01:31:37,416 --> 01:31:41,208 What've we… What've we done to ourselves? How do we fix it? 1736 01:31:41,291 --> 01:31:44,791 We should have deflected this comet when we had the fucking chance, 1737 01:31:44,875 --> 01:31:48,083 but we didn't do it. I don't know why we didn't do it. 1738 01:31:48,166 --> 01:31:51,958 And now they're actually firing scientists like me 1739 01:31:52,041 --> 01:31:54,666 for speaking out, for opposing them. 1740 01:31:55,416 --> 01:31:57,875 And I'm sure many of the people out there 1741 01:31:57,958 --> 01:31:59,958 aren't even gonna listen to what I just said 1742 01:32:00,041 --> 01:32:02,833 'cause they have their own political ideology, 1743 01:32:03,500 --> 01:32:05,916 but I… assure you, 1744 01:32:06,583 --> 01:32:08,583 I am not on one side or the other. 1745 01:32:08,666 --> 01:32:10,916 I'm just telling you the fucking truth. 1746 01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:12,625 This would be a good time to establish 1747 01:32:12,708 --> 01:32:15,250 that Isherwell and the president have both said 1748 01:32:15,333 --> 01:32:16,958 that there's benefits to be-- 1749 01:32:17,041 --> 01:32:21,750 Right, well, the president of the United States is fucking lying! 1750 01:32:23,125 --> 01:32:24,708 Look, I'm just like all of you. 1751 01:32:24,791 --> 01:32:29,833 I hope to God, I hope to God that this president knows what she's doing. 1752 01:32:29,916 --> 01:32:33,750 I hope she's got us all taken care of, but the truth is, 1753 01:32:33,833 --> 01:32:36,875 I think this whole administration 1754 01:32:36,958 --> 01:32:41,500 has completely lost their fucking mind! 1755 01:32:41,583 --> 01:32:45,125 And I think we're all gonna die! 1756 01:32:45,833 --> 01:32:47,625 [breathing heavily] 1757 01:32:49,291 --> 01:32:51,125 [softly] Look, I just wanna go home. 1758 01:32:51,791 --> 01:32:54,125 [sighs] I just wanna go home. 1759 01:32:54,208 --> 01:32:56,125 I just wanna go home more than anything. 1760 01:32:56,208 --> 01:32:58,583 [breathing heavily] 1761 01:33:00,875 --> 01:33:02,583 But if there is one thing, 1762 01:33:03,208 --> 01:33:05,291 one thing that I pray… 1763 01:33:05,375 --> 01:33:09,833 that I pray that all of you hear from what I have just said, 1764 01:33:10,625 --> 01:33:13,583 is that all of us, all of us… 1765 01:33:15,958 --> 01:33:17,291 [car door opens] 1766 01:33:18,750 --> 01:33:19,750 [sighs] 1767 01:33:22,083 --> 01:33:23,625 Why'd you do that? 1768 01:33:24,750 --> 01:33:28,250 I really liked you and I despise most people. 1769 01:33:29,791 --> 01:33:33,000 [Mindy] You know, I… I really thought I loved you. 1770 01:33:35,791 --> 01:33:36,958 Really? 1771 01:33:37,875 --> 01:33:38,750 Wow. 1772 01:33:40,375 --> 01:33:41,833 [sighs] That's wild. 1773 01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:44,625 -Yeah. -[car door opens] 1774 01:33:44,708 --> 01:33:47,416 [man] Ma'am, you need to go. We gotta get this man off the grid. 1775 01:33:49,500 --> 01:33:50,708 [Mindy] You still there? 1776 01:33:53,750 --> 01:33:54,791 No. 1777 01:33:57,291 --> 01:34:01,041 [Kate] Well, maybe he just gets off on the power, you know, 1778 01:34:01,125 --> 01:34:02,791 like any kind of power. 1779 01:34:02,875 --> 01:34:07,750 It's like he knew eventually that I was gonna find out that the snacks were free. 1780 01:34:07,833 --> 01:34:09,291 -Right. -You know what I mean? 1781 01:34:09,375 --> 01:34:11,833 -Yeah. -So it was just like a power play. 1782 01:34:12,541 --> 01:34:13,625 Yeah, guys are weird. 1783 01:34:16,250 --> 01:34:20,000 I'm starting to think that all this "end of the world" stuff is bullshit. 1784 01:34:21,625 --> 01:34:22,833 It's not. 1785 01:34:22,916 --> 01:34:26,833 It's definitely happening. I've seen it. 1786 01:34:27,416 --> 01:34:31,041 I feel like if God wanted to destroy the Earth, He would destroy the Earth. 1787 01:34:33,333 --> 01:34:34,583 You believe in God? 1788 01:34:36,541 --> 01:34:39,166 Yeah, I mean, my parents raised me Evangelical, 1789 01:34:39,250 --> 01:34:41,583 and I hate them, but I found my own way to it. 1790 01:34:41,666 --> 01:34:42,916 My own relationship. 1791 01:34:44,333 --> 01:34:45,458 [Kate] Hmm. 1792 01:34:46,416 --> 01:34:48,708 I'd appreciate it if you didn't advertise it, though. 1793 01:34:52,041 --> 01:34:55,166 I won't tell anybody. [chuckles] I think it's kind of sweet. 1794 01:34:58,750 --> 01:35:01,333 -Wanna make out? -Yeah, why not? 1795 01:35:02,458 --> 01:35:05,458 Can you not say "why not"? It makes me feel like you don't want it. 1796 01:35:06,458 --> 01:35:07,458 It's shitty. 1797 01:35:09,541 --> 01:35:12,166 -Sure, whatever. -That's better. 1798 01:35:13,916 --> 01:35:15,333 [pop song playing on radio] 1799 01:35:15,416 --> 01:35:16,416 [radio tuning] 1800 01:35:16,500 --> 01:35:17,458 [volume increases] 1801 01:35:17,541 --> 01:35:23,875 ♪ I still feel 25 Most of the time ♪ 1802 01:35:24,500 --> 01:35:29,250 ♪ I still raise a little Cain With the boys ♪ 1803 01:35:31,666 --> 01:35:33,416 ♪ Honky tonks and pretty… ♪ 1804 01:35:42,708 --> 01:35:44,833 -Oh, my God, that's it. -What? What? 1805 01:35:44,916 --> 01:35:47,166 -That's the comet. -What? Where? 1806 01:35:47,708 --> 01:35:48,750 [gasps] 1807 01:35:48,833 --> 01:35:51,916 -[Yule] Where? Uh-huh. -Well, that's the Big Dipper. 1808 01:35:52,000 --> 01:35:54,916 -That's Venus. That's the North Star. -Uh-huh. 1809 01:35:55,500 --> 01:35:57,958 -Well, what is that? -Oh, shit. 1810 01:35:58,041 --> 01:35:59,083 [Kate chuckles] 1811 01:35:59,166 --> 01:36:05,875 ♪ Sometimes I feel like Jesse James Still trying to make a name ♪ 1812 01:36:06,458 --> 01:36:07,708 What the hell? 1813 01:36:07,791 --> 01:36:10,416 ♪ Knowing nothing's gonna change What I am ♪ 1814 01:36:10,500 --> 01:36:11,500 What? 1815 01:36:13,750 --> 01:36:14,583 Come on. 1816 01:36:14,666 --> 01:36:16,791 [horns honking] 1817 01:36:22,208 --> 01:36:23,208 There it is. 1818 01:36:23,291 --> 01:36:24,458 [horns honking] 1819 01:36:25,958 --> 01:36:27,125 There you are. 1820 01:36:30,166 --> 01:36:31,166 There you are. 1821 01:36:32,083 --> 01:36:34,250 Is anyone else seeing this? That's it. 1822 01:36:35,041 --> 01:36:38,833 That's it. That's the comet. Look! It's right there. 1823 01:36:38,916 --> 01:36:39,791 [man shouting] 1824 01:36:39,875 --> 01:36:42,875 [uneasy music playing] 1825 01:37:14,833 --> 01:37:16,250 -[gasps] -[cell phone vibrating] 1826 01:37:16,333 --> 01:37:19,291 -That's, you know, kinda scary. -Oh! Exactly. 1827 01:37:23,791 --> 01:37:25,625 -Dr. Mindy. -[Mindy] Kate. 1828 01:37:25,708 --> 01:37:27,875 Doc, you can see it. 1829 01:37:27,958 --> 01:37:32,166 I… I'm looking at it right now too. It's unbelievable. It's… 1830 01:37:32,666 --> 01:37:36,250 It's horrific and it's… And it's beautiful at the same time. 1831 01:37:36,333 --> 01:37:38,041 -Oh, my God. -[laughing] 1832 01:37:43,208 --> 01:37:45,125 We've been trying to tell you. 1833 01:37:45,750 --> 01:37:49,041 We tried to tell you this whole time. It's right there. It's… 1834 01:37:49,875 --> 01:37:51,458 It's right there, Kate. 1835 01:37:51,541 --> 01:37:52,625 [horns honking] 1836 01:37:54,291 --> 01:37:55,375 [Kate] Where are you? 1837 01:37:55,458 --> 01:37:56,875 I'm in Lansing, Michigan 1838 01:37:56,958 --> 01:38:00,125 trying to fix things with June, but she won't talk to me. 1839 01:38:00,208 --> 01:38:02,083 -Where are you? -[Yule] What the fuck? 1840 01:38:03,041 --> 01:38:04,166 [Kate] I… 1841 01:38:04,250 --> 01:38:06,291 [Mindy] I'm gonna come find you, okay? 1842 01:38:07,375 --> 01:38:10,708 Well, I'm in Illinois. I could be ready by tomorrow. 1843 01:38:12,083 --> 01:38:13,375 -Dearest Father… -Yeah, I'm-- 1844 01:38:13,458 --> 01:38:16,000 …as a sinner I come to You for Your grace and guidance… 1845 01:38:16,083 --> 01:38:18,125 [Mindy] They're finally seeing it. 1846 01:38:18,708 --> 01:38:20,250 They're finally seeing it. 1847 01:38:20,333 --> 01:38:22,166 [uneasy music continues playing] 1848 01:38:26,083 --> 01:38:27,583 There it is! 1849 01:38:34,708 --> 01:38:35,916 [grunting] 1850 01:38:38,333 --> 01:38:39,583 [cooing] 1851 01:38:39,666 --> 01:38:41,541 [bell dinging] 1852 01:38:41,625 --> 01:38:45,208 Go outside into your yard, onto a roof, onto your sidewalk, 1853 01:38:45,291 --> 01:38:46,708 and just look up into the sky. 1854 01:38:46,791 --> 01:38:50,125 The star's gonna appear fuzzy. It's got a long streak coming off of it. 1855 01:38:50,208 --> 01:38:51,708 That's the comet's tail. 1856 01:38:51,791 --> 01:38:53,375 It's real and it's coming. 1857 01:38:53,458 --> 01:38:56,041 If anyone tells you any different, they're full of shit. 1858 01:38:56,125 --> 01:38:57,625 Just look up into the sky. 1859 01:38:57,708 --> 01:38:59,166 It's a fucking fact. 1860 01:38:59,250 --> 01:39:00,708 -We have proof. -Just look up. 1861 01:39:00,791 --> 01:39:04,416 Guys, please just look up, okay? Screw the manatees and just look up. 1862 01:39:04,500 --> 01:39:05,458 [both] Just look up. 1863 01:39:05,541 --> 01:39:07,625 -[all] Just look up! -Just look up! Just look up! 1864 01:39:07,708 --> 01:39:08,708 Just look up! 1865 01:39:08,791 --> 01:39:13,083 Dr. Mindy, the president's plan to save Earth 1866 01:39:13,166 --> 01:39:18,125 and make it so we can all have a home is going to work, right? 1867 01:39:18,208 --> 01:39:22,250 Every single man, woman and child on this planet is going to die. 1868 01:39:22,333 --> 01:39:25,541 -I don't like him. He makes me sad. -I'm sorry about that. 1869 01:39:25,625 --> 01:39:27,625 -This is not what we rehearsed. -Kids, listen. 1870 01:39:27,708 --> 01:39:30,875 You tell your parents that President Orlean and Isherwell 1871 01:39:30,958 --> 01:39:32,625 are sociopaths and fascists! 1872 01:39:32,708 --> 01:39:34,583 [cheers and applause] 1873 01:39:39,791 --> 01:39:42,708 And do you know why they want you to look up? 1874 01:39:43,666 --> 01:39:45,416 Do you know why? 1875 01:39:45,500 --> 01:39:48,041 'Cause they want you to be afraid. 1876 01:39:48,125 --> 01:39:49,416 [audience cheering] 1877 01:39:49,500 --> 01:39:51,958 They want you to look up 1878 01:39:52,041 --> 01:39:54,708 because they are looking down their noses at you. 1879 01:39:56,041 --> 01:39:57,916 They think they're better than you. 1880 01:39:58,000 --> 01:40:00,500 -[hip-hop tune plays] -[chanting] Don't look up! 1881 01:40:00,583 --> 01:40:02,833 They wanna rob you of your freedom, and that's a fact! 1882 01:40:02,916 --> 01:40:05,000 [chanting] Don't look up! 1883 01:40:05,083 --> 01:40:06,833 The US president, Orlean… 1884 01:40:06,916 --> 01:40:09,250 -[crowd clamoring] -[man yelling] Just look up! 1885 01:40:09,333 --> 01:40:12,625 …has not included India or any other nation in the world 1886 01:40:12,708 --> 01:40:14,041 to be a part of this mission. 1887 01:40:14,750 --> 01:40:17,375 This dude is a known pornographer named Kip… 1888 01:40:17,458 --> 01:40:18,708 Don't listen to that dumbfuck. 1889 01:40:18,791 --> 01:40:24,791 The United Nations have been considering its own deflective mission. 1890 01:40:24,875 --> 01:40:27,125 -[laughing] -Just look up, for fuck's sake! 1891 01:40:27,208 --> 01:40:30,958 [woman] Now I know a lot of Hollywood is supporting the Just Look Up movement, 1892 01:40:31,041 --> 01:40:32,875 but I haven't seen a pin like that. 1893 01:40:32,958 --> 01:40:37,708 Yeah, this pin points both up and down. 1894 01:40:38,291 --> 01:40:42,916 Because I think, as a country, we need to stop arguing 1895 01:40:43,000 --> 01:40:45,500 and virtue signaling. Just get along. 1896 01:40:46,125 --> 01:40:48,500 -[woman] That is so refreshing. -Hmm. 1897 01:40:48,583 --> 01:40:51,208 [woman] I think we're all tired of the politics. 1898 01:40:51,291 --> 01:40:53,458 Yeah, yeah. Well… 1899 01:40:54,458 --> 01:40:56,083 That's why we made Total Devastation. 1900 01:40:56,166 --> 01:40:58,291 It's for everyone. You know? It's a popcorn movie. 1901 01:40:58,375 --> 01:41:02,083 You keep your eye on the road ahead, you put your head down. 1902 01:41:02,166 --> 01:41:04,583 And you put one foot in front of the other, 1903 01:41:04,666 --> 01:41:05,708 step by step. 1904 01:41:05,791 --> 01:41:06,916 [people cheering] 1905 01:41:07,000 --> 01:41:08,083 [Orlean] Day by day. 1906 01:41:08,166 --> 01:41:11,375 -[people chanting] Don't look up! -Don't! 1907 01:41:11,458 --> 01:41:13,458 [captivating music playing] 1908 01:41:17,458 --> 01:41:20,500 So we wanna say something loud and clear. 1909 01:41:20,583 --> 01:41:24,208 There is no safe way to bring this comet back to Earth 1910 01:41:24,291 --> 01:41:27,000 and exploit it for profit. It cannot be done! 1911 01:41:27,583 --> 01:41:31,458 Nations of the world, defy Orlean and BASH! 1912 01:41:31,541 --> 01:41:36,083 Launch your own nuclear deflection mission now and save this planet! 1913 01:41:36,166 --> 01:41:37,458 [breathing heavily] 1914 01:41:37,541 --> 01:41:43,375 And now, uh, there's Riley Bina with her special guest. 1915 01:41:43,458 --> 01:41:45,708 -[people cheering] -I forgot the name. Thank you. 1916 01:41:47,416 --> 01:41:50,666 ["Just Look Up" playing] 1917 01:41:50,750 --> 01:41:53,750 [Riley vocalizing] 1918 01:42:02,125 --> 01:42:08,416 ♪ We knew no bounds Fell at the speed of sound ♪ 1919 01:42:08,500 --> 01:42:14,416 ♪ Riding against all odds but soon Against ourselves ♪ 1920 01:42:16,375 --> 01:42:20,333 ♪ You haunted every memory ♪ 1921 01:42:20,416 --> 01:42:24,125 ♪ With no goodbyes out there for me ♪ 1922 01:42:24,208 --> 01:42:30,208 ♪ Your pride put out the fire In our flame ♪ 1923 01:42:31,250 --> 01:42:34,750 ♪ Then just one look is all it takes ♪ 1924 01:42:34,833 --> 01:42:40,458 ♪ I feel your eyes They're locked on every part of me ♪ 1925 01:42:40,541 --> 01:42:45,291 ♪ And then my dumb heart says ♪ 1926 01:42:45,375 --> 01:42:49,458 ♪ Just look up ♪ 1927 01:42:49,541 --> 01:42:53,166 ♪ There is no place to hide ♪ 1928 01:42:53,250 --> 01:42:55,083 ♪ True love doesn't die ♪ 1929 01:42:55,166 --> 01:42:59,916 ♪ It holds on tight And never lets you go… ♪ 1930 01:43:00,000 --> 01:43:03,666 Is that a rock-solid ten smokeshow of a president or what? 1931 01:43:03,750 --> 01:43:04,666 [people cheering] 1932 01:43:04,750 --> 01:43:06,583 If she wasn't my mother… 1933 01:43:08,291 --> 01:43:10,041 There's three types of American people. 1934 01:43:11,000 --> 01:43:13,166 There are you, the working class. 1935 01:43:13,250 --> 01:43:17,083 Us, the cool rich, and then them. 1936 01:43:17,166 --> 01:43:19,500 [people booing] 1937 01:43:19,583 --> 01:43:21,625 I'm sorry, but we need them. 1938 01:43:22,166 --> 01:43:26,291 We need them because you build us up to fight them. 1939 01:43:26,375 --> 01:43:28,541 The working class, the lower. 1940 01:43:28,625 --> 01:43:30,750 -You understand? -No, I don't get it. 1941 01:43:30,833 --> 01:43:33,041 Do you understand? I'm talking about… 1942 01:43:33,125 --> 01:43:35,000 I'm talking about nutritionists. 1943 01:43:35,541 --> 01:43:37,666 I'm talking about personal trainers, 1944 01:43:38,500 --> 01:43:40,125 people at the spa, 1945 01:43:40,208 --> 01:43:43,125 but not the ones that check you in and they're not the masseuses, 1946 01:43:43,208 --> 01:43:45,750 but they walk you down the corridor. 1947 01:43:45,833 --> 01:43:46,750 They're there… 1948 01:43:46,833 --> 01:43:49,333 ♪ Know I let you down A nigga can't deny it ♪ 1949 01:43:50,541 --> 01:43:53,166 ♪ And there's so much that we're losin' Yes, that matters ♪ 1950 01:43:53,250 --> 01:43:56,541 ♪ I've been dealin' with madness Wasn't the man you needed ♪ 1951 01:43:57,250 --> 01:44:00,500 ♪ You dealin' with sadness Truthfully, it's all on me… ♪ 1952 01:44:01,291 --> 01:44:04,083 -[Oglethorpe] Divest from BASH when? -[people] Divest now! 1953 01:44:04,166 --> 01:44:05,833 Divest from BASH when? 1954 01:44:07,791 --> 01:44:08,875 ♪ Time is oh so precious… ♪ 1955 01:44:08,958 --> 01:44:10,541 We will not be quiet! 1956 01:44:11,583 --> 01:44:14,958 ♪ Take my hand, baby I'll never leave you, Riley ♪ 1957 01:44:15,041 --> 01:44:19,375 ♪ Though what he's really trying to say ♪ 1958 01:44:19,458 --> 01:44:23,083 ♪ Is get your head out of your ass ♪ 1959 01:44:23,166 --> 01:44:29,916 ♪ Listen to the goddamn Qualified scientists ♪ 1960 01:44:30,000 --> 01:44:33,416 ♪ We really fucked it up Fucked it up this time ♪ 1961 01:44:33,500 --> 01:44:37,333 ♪ It's so close I can feel the heat big-time ♪ 1962 01:44:37,416 --> 01:44:41,000 ♪ And you can act Like everything is all right ♪ 1963 01:44:41,083 --> 01:44:44,791 ♪ But this is probably Happening in real time ♪ 1964 01:44:44,875 --> 01:44:47,791 ♪ Celebrate or cry or pray ♪ 1965 01:44:47,875 --> 01:44:53,166 ♪ Whatever it takes To get you through the mess that we made ♪ 1966 01:44:53,250 --> 01:44:58,208 ♪ 'Cause tomorrow may never come ♪ 1967 01:44:58,291 --> 01:45:02,625 ♪ Just look up ♪ 1968 01:45:02,708 --> 01:45:06,291 ♪ Turn off the shitbox news ♪ 1969 01:45:06,375 --> 01:45:09,333 ♪ 'Cause you're about to die soon Everybody ♪ 1970 01:45:09,416 --> 01:45:13,208 [vocalizing] 1971 01:45:13,291 --> 01:45:15,000 ♪ Look up… ♪ 1972 01:45:15,083 --> 01:45:16,541 [cell phone ringing] 1973 01:45:18,500 --> 01:45:19,583 [Oglethorpe] Oh. 1974 01:45:20,541 --> 01:45:23,833 Hey, good afternoon, Adam. What do I owe the pleasure of this call? 1975 01:45:30,041 --> 01:45:31,041 What time? 1976 01:45:33,833 --> 01:45:35,416 [explosion] 1977 01:45:38,791 --> 01:45:41,708 Well, uh… Well, thank you for calling. 1978 01:45:41,791 --> 01:45:42,708 Um… 1979 01:45:44,125 --> 01:45:45,125 Yeah. 1980 01:45:56,125 --> 01:45:58,583 [indistinct conversation] 1981 01:46:01,583 --> 01:46:02,541 What? 1982 01:46:05,958 --> 01:46:06,958 What? 1983 01:46:09,916 --> 01:46:14,708 Orlean and BASH cut Russia, India, and China 1984 01:46:15,958 --> 01:46:17,375 out of the rights for the minerals. 1985 01:46:17,458 --> 01:46:20,916 So they tried their own joint deflection mission, 1986 01:46:21,000 --> 01:46:25,708 but, uh… approximately 40 minutes ago, 1987 01:46:26,583 --> 01:46:33,000 there was a massive explosion detected at the Russian's Baikonur launch complex. 1988 01:46:35,458 --> 01:46:37,666 So it looks like the mission failed. 1989 01:46:42,791 --> 01:46:44,000 That's it? 1990 01:46:45,916 --> 01:46:47,000 [hesitates] 1991 01:46:47,083 --> 01:46:48,666 What do you mean, "that's it?" 1992 01:46:52,083 --> 01:46:53,125 Teddy? 1993 01:46:56,458 --> 01:46:57,333 Right? 1994 01:47:03,166 --> 01:47:07,000 There is still the BASH mission. It's all we have now. 1995 01:47:14,083 --> 01:47:15,083 [Mindy] Fuck! 1996 01:47:15,166 --> 01:47:17,333 ["Just Like Paradise" playing on speakers] 1997 01:47:21,833 --> 01:47:23,250 [people cheering] 1998 01:47:27,291 --> 01:47:30,083 These Just Look Uppers 1999 01:47:30,166 --> 01:47:35,833 want millions of illegal Chileans to come across the border. 2000 01:47:35,916 --> 01:47:36,791 [people chanting] 2001 01:47:36,875 --> 01:47:40,291 [all chanting] Don't look up. 2002 01:47:44,541 --> 01:47:46,291 The hell is that? 2003 01:47:47,583 --> 01:47:49,000 [people continue chanting] 2004 01:47:52,416 --> 01:47:54,583 Fucking lied to us. 2005 01:47:56,125 --> 01:47:59,041 -The president just texted me. -[glass shattering] 2006 01:47:59,125 --> 01:48:02,583 -"Don't trip. It's all good. Don't trip." -[people shouting and booing] 2007 01:48:05,000 --> 01:48:06,000 Hey, now. 2008 01:48:06,583 --> 01:48:09,250 You cut my face, you fucking rednecks! 2009 01:48:14,583 --> 01:48:16,875 [wind blowing] 2010 01:48:22,041 --> 01:48:24,375 [Yule] Man, there hasn't been a car in, like, an hour. 2011 01:48:25,875 --> 01:48:28,541 [Mindy] Yep. Everyone's watching the BASH launch. 2012 01:48:31,041 --> 01:48:32,333 What are we doing again? 2013 01:48:35,000 --> 01:48:39,416 I told you. We're, uh… We're gonna go buy some groceries. 2014 01:48:43,041 --> 01:48:44,916 [song playing on radio] 2015 01:48:45,583 --> 01:48:46,833 [volume increases] 2016 01:48:48,041 --> 01:48:53,250 The Mills Brothers. Great band. You know, Duke Ellington found this band. 2017 01:48:55,958 --> 01:49:00,000 I think they were originally called the Four Kings of Harmony. 2018 01:49:01,541 --> 01:49:05,666 ♪ We'll call on each memory Till then… ♪ 2019 01:49:05,750 --> 01:49:08,208 "Till Then," this is the song. It's about, uh… 2020 01:49:09,208 --> 01:49:11,458 It's about soldiers going off to World War II 2021 01:49:11,541 --> 01:49:13,375 and thinking about home. 2022 01:49:16,625 --> 01:49:17,708 Listen to this part. 2023 01:49:17,791 --> 01:49:20,958 ♪ Although there are oceans… ♪ 2024 01:49:21,041 --> 01:49:27,041 "Although there are oceans we must cross and mountains that we must climb…" 2025 01:49:28,541 --> 01:49:31,541 ♪ I know every gain… ♪ 2026 01:49:31,625 --> 01:49:34,708 "I know that every gain must have a loss." 2027 01:49:34,791 --> 01:49:36,625 ♪ So pray that our loss… ♪ 2028 01:49:36,708 --> 01:49:40,708 "So pray that our loss is nothing but time." 2029 01:49:40,791 --> 01:49:46,458 ♪ Till then, let's dream Of what there will be ♪ 2030 01:49:46,541 --> 01:49:49,083 -[Yule] Okay, I gotta ask you something. -What? 2031 01:49:51,666 --> 01:49:53,666 Dr. Mindy, can I be vulnerable in your car? 2032 01:49:53,750 --> 01:49:55,125 [Mindy] Yeah, go ahead. 2033 01:49:57,083 --> 01:49:58,875 I've never met anyone like you 2034 01:49:58,958 --> 01:50:01,166 and I feel a connection to you on a level that… 2035 01:50:04,333 --> 01:50:06,250 I don't know, I haven't felt with anyone else, 2036 01:50:06,333 --> 01:50:08,375 and going out on a limb, 2037 01:50:08,458 --> 01:50:10,458 but would you want to spend more time together? 2038 01:50:10,541 --> 01:50:14,958 -[song stops playing] -Maybe even get engaged or something? 2039 01:50:15,041 --> 01:50:16,083 [chuckles] 2040 01:50:16,166 --> 01:50:18,000 -Wow. -[Yule] Are you laughing? 2041 01:50:18,875 --> 01:50:20,125 -No? -[Kate] I'm smiling. 2042 01:50:21,541 --> 01:50:23,541 -Well, sure. -[Mindy] This is sweet. 2043 01:50:23,625 --> 01:50:26,875 -Why not? -This is pretty sweet. 2044 01:50:29,625 --> 01:50:33,333 [rumbling] 2045 01:50:37,291 --> 01:50:41,791 [Orlean hesitates] And you read the tea leaves for Dr. Mindy. 2046 01:50:41,875 --> 01:50:43,875 -You showed him the algorithm. -[Peter] Oh, yeah. 2047 01:50:43,958 --> 01:50:46,041 [Orlean] You really shook him with that information. 2048 01:50:46,125 --> 01:50:48,916 -How he was gonna die. -[Peter] Yeah, it is shaking. 2049 01:50:49,625 --> 01:50:51,916 It got me so excited to know about my own death. 2050 01:50:52,000 --> 01:50:53,791 [both laughing] 2051 01:50:54,583 --> 01:50:57,208 I don't think I wanna know. Yes, I do. I wanna to know. 2052 01:50:57,291 --> 01:51:01,541 You're gonna be eaten by a Bronteroc. We don't know what it means. 2053 01:51:01,625 --> 01:51:03,583 -A what? -A Bronteroc. 2054 01:51:05,208 --> 01:51:07,708 -Oh. -Okay, people, we have clear skies. 2055 01:51:07,791 --> 01:51:09,458 [pensive music playing] 2056 01:51:09,541 --> 01:51:12,750 And we are a go for the BEAD launch. 2057 01:51:12,833 --> 01:51:13,958 Madam President? 2058 01:51:14,041 --> 01:51:18,583 Citizens of planet Earth. Now… 2059 01:51:19,541 --> 01:51:23,250 Look at this, Kate. They have wild salmon. 2060 01:51:23,333 --> 01:51:26,416 Look at the difference between that and the farm-raised stuff. 2061 01:51:26,500 --> 01:51:29,708 You see how that looks just… I don't know. Looks fake, right? 2062 01:51:30,833 --> 01:51:33,375 Hey, why don't you go find some, uh… 2063 01:51:33,458 --> 01:51:35,958 What are the little potatoes called, the tiny ones? 2064 01:51:36,041 --> 01:51:37,166 -Fingerling potatoes? -Yeah. 2065 01:51:37,250 --> 01:51:39,750 -I fucking love fingerling potatoes. -Let's get finger… 2066 01:51:39,833 --> 01:51:41,333 Do you wanna say something too? 2067 01:51:41,416 --> 01:51:42,708 That was beautiful. Yeah. 2068 01:51:43,666 --> 01:51:47,791 What up, world? Jason Orlean, uh, Chief of Staff, United States. 2069 01:51:47,875 --> 01:51:48,833 Um… 2070 01:51:49,875 --> 01:51:53,458 I've been noticing a lot of prayers recently for people during this time 2071 01:51:54,291 --> 01:51:55,750 and I commend that, um, 2072 01:51:55,833 --> 01:52:02,125 but I also wanna give a prayer for stuff. 2073 01:52:03,625 --> 01:52:08,916 There's dope stuff, like material stuff, like sick apartments and watches, 2074 01:52:09,000 --> 01:52:11,750 and cars, um, and clothes and shit 2075 01:52:11,833 --> 01:52:16,416 that could all go away and I don't wanna see that stuff go away. 2076 01:52:16,500 --> 01:52:18,833 So I'm gonna say a prayer for that stuff. Amen. 2077 01:52:21,958 --> 01:52:25,041 [man on TV] Just a quiet trepidation among this much smaller crowd. 2078 01:52:25,125 --> 01:52:27,000 I can hear the sounds of some people praying. 2079 01:52:27,083 --> 01:52:29,166 [Peter] Okay, Anderson, let's go get it. 2080 01:52:29,250 --> 01:52:32,500 Yes, sir. Here we go, people. 2081 01:52:33,291 --> 01:52:34,125 Ten. 2082 01:52:34,208 --> 01:52:41,125 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, 2083 01:52:41,833 --> 01:52:43,875 five, four… 2084 01:52:46,791 --> 01:52:48,791 [uneasy music playing] 2085 01:52:55,500 --> 01:52:56,625 [doorbell rings] 2086 01:53:02,666 --> 01:53:03,500 Hey. 2087 01:53:04,958 --> 01:53:05,791 Hi. 2088 01:53:05,875 --> 01:53:07,708 [flames roaring] 2089 01:53:09,166 --> 01:53:11,541 [dramatic music playing] 2090 01:53:16,583 --> 01:53:19,541 We, uh, got some groceries. 2091 01:53:20,958 --> 01:53:23,541 [dramatic music playing] 2092 01:53:28,916 --> 01:53:30,291 Yo, what was that? 2093 01:53:30,375 --> 01:53:32,291 -We lost BEAD number 12. -[alarm blaring] 2094 01:53:35,208 --> 01:53:36,833 [man] BEAD number 22 failed to launch. 2095 01:53:37,708 --> 01:53:40,541 It's fine. It's fine. 2096 01:53:40,625 --> 01:53:44,666 We had anticipated a margin for error. 2097 01:53:44,750 --> 01:53:46,250 Everything is fine. 2098 01:53:46,333 --> 01:53:50,833 I was hoping we could, um, have a family dinner. 2099 01:53:50,916 --> 01:53:52,291 [Evan and Marshall] Hey, Dad. 2100 01:53:52,375 --> 01:53:54,458 -Hey, guys. Hey. -Hey. 2101 01:54:00,833 --> 01:54:01,750 What do you say? 2102 01:54:04,166 --> 01:54:05,000 Yeah. 2103 01:54:05,916 --> 01:54:07,291 -[Mindy] Thank you. -Yeah. 2104 01:54:07,791 --> 01:54:10,000 -This is, uh… This is Kate. -Oh, hi. 2105 01:54:10,083 --> 01:54:11,916 -Hello. Hi, Kate. -Let me grab those bags. 2106 01:54:12,000 --> 01:54:13,750 -Nice to meet you. I'm Yule. -Yule. 2107 01:54:13,833 --> 01:54:16,000 I'm FirePuma142 on Twitch. You game? 2108 01:54:16,625 --> 01:54:18,125 It's really doubtful she knows. 2109 01:54:18,208 --> 01:54:19,833 -You're right. -Who said I game? 2110 01:54:21,000 --> 01:54:23,333 I… I got these for you. 2111 01:54:25,208 --> 01:54:27,166 Thank you. That's really sweet, honey. 2112 01:54:33,375 --> 01:54:35,375 I'm so sorry. You have no idea. 2113 01:54:37,208 --> 01:54:39,916 -I really am. -[sighs] I know. I know. 2114 01:54:40,750 --> 01:54:43,875 -I've missed you. -I missed you so much. 2115 01:54:50,875 --> 01:54:53,625 When we dated in college, I fucked Aaron Tran. 2116 01:54:55,875 --> 01:54:56,708 Oh? 2117 01:54:57,333 --> 01:54:58,708 Yeah, so, uh… 2118 01:55:02,458 --> 01:55:04,041 [Motown song playing on speakers] 2119 01:55:04,125 --> 01:55:05,625 [indistinct chatter] 2120 01:55:14,541 --> 01:55:16,833 -That is really good. -Really good, right? 2121 01:55:27,708 --> 01:55:30,000 -Hey, everybody. -Hey! 2122 01:55:30,083 --> 01:55:32,791 -Sorry I'm late, but not empty-handed. -Hey, my friend. 2123 01:55:33,875 --> 01:55:37,375 Evan, Marshall, June, this is Dr. Oglethorpe. 2124 01:55:37,458 --> 01:55:39,125 [indistinct chatter] 2125 01:55:39,208 --> 01:55:41,208 [dramatic music playing] 2126 01:55:52,000 --> 01:55:54,875 BEADs have approached optimal escape velocity 2127 01:55:54,958 --> 01:55:59,625 and now approaching Comet Dibiasky and are ready for attachment mode. 2128 01:56:12,750 --> 01:56:14,041 -[crash on video] -[gasps] 2129 01:56:15,000 --> 01:56:17,625 -[alarm blaring] -Uh… Okay. All right. 2130 01:56:17,708 --> 01:56:20,833 Eight and 27 are lost due to lateral control malfunction. 2131 01:56:21,750 --> 01:56:24,666 Okay, so, now… Now, Peter… 2132 01:56:24,750 --> 01:56:28,958 Peter, we're six drones down. Is this thing still gonna work? 2133 01:56:29,041 --> 01:56:34,875 Well, the engineer's assured me that yes, 24 drones is enough. 2134 01:56:35,958 --> 01:56:38,958 Well, how many can we lose? 2135 01:56:41,583 --> 01:56:43,083 [hesitates] How many more? 2136 01:56:43,166 --> 01:56:44,791 [alarm blaring] 2137 01:56:46,625 --> 01:56:50,250 We're being told that several of the BEADS have exploded on launch. 2138 01:56:51,291 --> 01:56:54,125 -Got the head seat right there. -[Oglethorpe chuckles] 2139 01:56:54,208 --> 01:56:56,791 You're way too kind, Randall. Thank you. 2140 01:56:56,875 --> 01:56:57,875 [Mindy] Big Doctor. 2141 01:56:57,958 --> 01:56:59,166 Do you want more wine? 2142 01:57:00,291 --> 01:57:02,291 -Hey, cheers, everyone. Huh? -[Oglethorpe] Cheers. 2143 01:57:02,375 --> 01:57:03,416 -Cheers. -[Mindy] Love you. 2144 01:57:03,500 --> 01:57:05,250 -Love you. -Thank you so much for having us. 2145 01:57:05,333 --> 01:57:06,583 Thank you for being here. 2146 01:57:06,666 --> 01:57:08,208 -It's so special. -Thank you. 2147 01:57:08,291 --> 01:57:10,291 [dramatic music playing] 2148 01:57:20,958 --> 01:57:24,166 Commence simultaneous explosive separation stage now. 2149 01:57:26,125 --> 01:57:27,458 -[gasps] -[alarm blaring] 2150 01:57:27,541 --> 01:57:29,708 [Jason] Yo. Yo. Mom. 2151 01:57:29,791 --> 01:57:33,000 [dramatic music playing] 2152 01:57:39,708 --> 01:57:40,750 [Oglethorpe] Beautiful. 2153 01:57:41,333 --> 01:57:43,250 -[Mindy] Thank you, pal. -Yeah. 2154 01:57:43,333 --> 01:57:48,083 Yeah, it really is. And it's really good to have you home. 2155 01:57:49,750 --> 01:57:51,500 [Kate] Dr. Mindy got really famous. 2156 01:57:51,583 --> 01:57:54,125 Oh. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. 2157 01:57:54,208 --> 01:57:55,791 -That's right. Okay. -[laughter] 2158 01:57:56,708 --> 01:58:00,625 Yep, I was on, uh, magazine covers and everything. I know. 2159 01:58:01,291 --> 01:58:03,375 -[Kate] You looked great. -I'll take your shots. 2160 01:58:03,458 --> 01:58:04,541 [laughter] 2161 01:58:06,916 --> 01:58:07,750 [kisses] 2162 01:58:07,833 --> 01:58:09,458 -[Mrs. Mindy] I love you. -Love you too. 2163 01:58:10,875 --> 01:58:13,500 -[intense music playing] -All right. We need a report. 2164 01:58:13,583 --> 01:58:16,166 Need a full status report on the explosive devices. 2165 01:58:16,250 --> 01:58:19,416 Get on it. Still waiting for a full status report. 2166 01:58:19,500 --> 01:58:21,333 -[cell phone ringing] -[gasps] 2167 01:58:21,416 --> 01:58:22,458 [Anderson] All right. 2168 01:58:22,541 --> 01:58:27,625 [breathing heavily] President Qi of China says that the comet is still whole. 2169 01:58:27,708 --> 01:58:29,791 We got four misfires and sync was off. 2170 01:58:30,625 --> 01:58:31,625 It's still intact. 2171 01:58:31,708 --> 01:58:32,875 [Peter] What was that? 2172 01:58:33,541 --> 01:58:35,958 We've got four misfires and the sync was off. 2173 01:58:36,791 --> 01:58:40,958 Okay. We're all fine. Everyone's fine. 2174 01:58:41,708 --> 01:58:44,791 It's gonna be all right. If you'll excuse me. [chuckles] 2175 01:58:44,875 --> 01:58:46,125 Nature calls. 2176 01:58:46,208 --> 01:58:49,208 I'm just gonna go to the restroom for a moment. 2177 01:58:52,666 --> 01:58:55,541 Yes, uh, I think that I should also step out 2178 01:58:55,625 --> 01:58:57,333 to the restroom for a moment. 2179 01:58:58,541 --> 01:59:01,041 -[alarm continues blaring] -[indistinct chatter] 2180 01:59:03,583 --> 01:59:05,583 -[Jason] Should I… -No, I'll be fine. 2181 01:59:06,625 --> 01:59:08,125 Sir, the president. 2182 01:59:08,875 --> 01:59:11,000 We need to know what the mission status is. 2183 01:59:13,166 --> 01:59:14,750 She's coming right back. 2184 01:59:15,416 --> 01:59:18,041 Screw this. I'm going to see my husband. 2185 01:59:19,541 --> 01:59:21,250 [people clamoring] 2186 01:59:21,333 --> 01:59:24,625 I'm sorry. I've got a 20-year-old daughter. I've got to go see her. 2187 01:59:25,291 --> 01:59:26,625 [man] I'm doin' an 8-ball. 2188 01:59:27,791 --> 01:59:28,833 [woman] Oh, shit! 2189 01:59:28,916 --> 01:59:30,625 She's coming. She's coming back. 2190 01:59:30,708 --> 01:59:32,208 [people clamoring in panic] 2191 01:59:37,041 --> 01:59:39,250 [Orlean] Hello, there's a ship. 2192 01:59:39,791 --> 01:59:43,916 In case we were wrong, and clearly, we were wrong. 2193 01:59:44,000 --> 01:59:46,458 Of course you've got a ship. 2194 01:59:46,541 --> 01:59:48,125 [Orlean] It holds 2,000. 2195 01:59:48,208 --> 01:59:51,458 It's state-of-the-art cryo-chambers, and it's set to find 2196 01:59:51,541 --> 01:59:54,666 the nearest Earth-like planet in a Goldilocks Zone so… 2197 01:59:54,750 --> 01:59:55,625 Hmm. 2198 01:59:55,708 --> 01:59:57,125 There's room for you and one other. 2199 01:59:58,166 --> 02:00:00,250 Brie, your wife, your call. 2200 02:00:02,708 --> 02:00:09,500 I'm good, but thank you for the offer. You, uh… You have fun with Jason. 2201 02:00:11,541 --> 02:00:12,500 Jason? 2202 02:00:15,250 --> 02:00:16,375 Oh, shit. 2203 02:00:17,000 --> 02:00:18,583 [alarm blaring] 2204 02:00:20,083 --> 02:00:21,083 She's coming back. 2205 02:00:22,125 --> 02:00:24,125 [uneasy music playing] 2206 02:00:30,125 --> 02:00:33,041 I'm thankful for that night I fell asleep out in the backyard. 2207 02:00:33,791 --> 02:00:36,166 -Woke up face-to-face with a baby deer. -I remember that. 2208 02:00:36,250 --> 02:00:38,708 -Yeah. -Yep. It was the best day of my life. 2209 02:00:40,791 --> 02:00:41,708 [kisses] 2210 02:00:50,166 --> 02:00:51,375 I'm grateful… 2211 02:00:58,750 --> 02:01:00,666 [shakily] I'm grateful we tried. 2212 02:01:03,541 --> 02:01:06,000 Man, oh, man, did we try. 2213 02:01:08,458 --> 02:01:13,791 Well, we're not the most religious here in the Mindy household, 2214 02:01:13,875 --> 02:01:17,500 but, um, maybe we should say "amen"? Should we do that? 2215 02:01:17,583 --> 02:01:19,041 [Mrs. Mindy] Don't look at me. 2216 02:01:19,875 --> 02:01:23,833 [chuckling] I don't know how to… What, you just say, "Amen"? I don't… 2217 02:01:24,541 --> 02:01:25,750 -I got this. -Wrap it up? 2218 02:01:26,416 --> 02:01:27,250 I got it. 2219 02:01:38,750 --> 02:01:41,000 Dearest Father and Almighty Creator… 2220 02:01:42,666 --> 02:01:43,708 [sighs] 2221 02:01:44,875 --> 02:01:48,708 …we ask for Your grace tonight, despite our pride. 2222 02:01:50,416 --> 02:01:54,291 Your forgiveness, despite our doubt. 2223 02:01:57,625 --> 02:01:59,125 Most of all, Lord… 2224 02:02:01,125 --> 02:02:05,791 we ask for Your love to soothe us through these dark times. 2225 02:02:08,291 --> 02:02:10,500 May we face whatever is to come… 2226 02:02:10,583 --> 02:02:12,708 [music continues playing] 2227 02:02:12,791 --> 02:02:18,583 …in Your divine will with courage and open hearts of acceptance. 2228 02:02:21,833 --> 02:02:24,291 -Amen. -[Oglethorpe] Amen. 2229 02:02:25,541 --> 02:02:27,708 Wow. Youse got some church game. 2230 02:02:29,625 --> 02:02:30,750 That was beautiful. 2231 02:02:34,166 --> 02:02:36,125 The comet remains intact. 2232 02:02:36,208 --> 02:02:39,166 [people clamoring in panic] 2233 02:02:42,875 --> 02:02:44,541 We just never… [sighs] 2234 02:02:46,750 --> 02:02:50,208 Of course, there's only one story everyone's talking about tonight. 2235 02:02:50,791 --> 02:02:52,791 Topless urgent care centers. 2236 02:02:53,458 --> 02:02:56,833 [people clamoring] 2237 02:02:58,833 --> 02:02:59,916 [gunfire] 2238 02:03:03,000 --> 02:03:04,458 [sighs] Sit. 2239 02:03:06,458 --> 02:03:10,791 Or… we can fuck… 2240 02:03:10,875 --> 02:03:12,750 [breathing heavily] 2241 02:03:12,833 --> 02:03:14,666 …or pray, or… 2242 02:03:18,791 --> 02:03:22,291 Honestly, I think I'd just rather drink and… 2243 02:03:24,250 --> 02:03:25,916 talk shit about people. 2244 02:03:27,208 --> 02:03:29,708 [rapid gunfire] 2245 02:03:32,208 --> 02:03:33,833 You'll never take me alive! 2246 02:03:37,041 --> 02:03:37,958 Look out! 2247 02:03:38,541 --> 02:03:39,750 [dog barking] 2248 02:03:47,500 --> 02:03:49,041 [indistinct chatter on TV] 2249 02:03:53,208 --> 02:03:54,875 -[grunting] -[woman screaming] 2250 02:04:02,083 --> 02:04:03,916 [people screaming] 2251 02:04:09,666 --> 02:04:10,791 [birds chirping] 2252 02:04:25,833 --> 02:04:27,416 [shouting] 2253 02:04:28,958 --> 02:04:30,000 [indistinct chatter] 2254 02:04:30,083 --> 02:04:32,916 I'm definitely gonna have some more of this apple pie. It's so good. 2255 02:04:33,000 --> 02:04:35,791 It's actually store-bought, but you really can't tell. 2256 02:04:37,666 --> 02:04:42,208 If I'm to be completely honest, which at this moment, why not? 2257 02:04:43,208 --> 02:04:46,916 I actually like the junky taste of store-bought better than homemade. 2258 02:04:47,666 --> 02:04:48,666 You gotta be kidding me. 2259 02:04:48,750 --> 02:04:52,166 No, I'm not kidding. 2260 02:04:53,458 --> 02:04:56,666 You know what? I know what he means. It's like a childhood memory thing. 2261 02:04:59,708 --> 02:05:02,541 [piano music playing] 2262 02:05:02,625 --> 02:05:04,541 [people clamoring] 2263 02:05:06,625 --> 02:05:08,458 [explosions] 2264 02:05:16,208 --> 02:05:19,208 [music continues playing] 2265 02:05:30,125 --> 02:05:31,583 [electricity crackling] 2266 02:05:31,666 --> 02:05:33,583 Nothing is better than homemade, right? 2267 02:05:33,666 --> 02:05:37,208 This coffee doesn't taste store-bought. Is it? 2268 02:05:37,291 --> 02:05:39,666 I grind my own beans. Yeah. 2269 02:05:39,750 --> 02:05:41,375 Yeah, Dad's kind of a coffee nut. 2270 02:05:41,458 --> 02:05:43,708 Every time you have coffee, you have to grind your beans? 2271 02:05:44,708 --> 02:05:48,666 Randall is very particular about his coffee. 2272 02:05:48,750 --> 02:05:50,375 [Kate] I can get that way about tea. 2273 02:05:50,458 --> 02:05:51,500 [utensils clattering] 2274 02:05:53,208 --> 02:05:55,541 Thing of it is, we really… 2275 02:05:57,625 --> 02:05:59,833 We really did have everything, didn't we? 2276 02:06:02,083 --> 02:06:04,500 I mean, when you think about it. 2277 02:06:04,583 --> 02:06:06,583 [floor rumbling] 2278 02:06:20,333 --> 02:06:23,333 [music continues playing] 2279 02:06:31,416 --> 02:06:33,208 [explosion] 2280 02:06:33,291 --> 02:06:34,875 [silence] 2281 02:06:37,208 --> 02:06:40,208 ["Second Nature" playing] 2282 02:06:41,458 --> 02:06:43,666 ♪ Is this our first? ♪ 2283 02:06:45,291 --> 02:06:47,250 ♪ Or second nature? ♪ 2284 02:06:49,541 --> 02:06:52,583 ♪ When's that Rapture? ♪ 2285 02:06:52,666 --> 02:06:55,041 ♪ Will there be merch? ♪ 2286 02:06:57,000 --> 02:07:00,833 ♪ Where is Mother? She was a stunner ♪ 2287 02:07:00,916 --> 02:07:02,541 ♪ Can we page her? ♪ 2288 02:07:04,750 --> 02:07:10,125 ♪ What mine eyes have seen Could really take the purse ♪ 2289 02:07:12,291 --> 02:07:14,416 ♪ Are we chumps now? ♪ 2290 02:07:15,625 --> 02:07:17,750 ♪ Or are we fakers? ♪ 2291 02:07:20,458 --> 02:07:24,541 ♪ Parade around or get in work? ♪ 2292 02:07:26,291 --> 02:07:28,333 ♪ Or just deserve? ♪ 2293 02:07:29,958 --> 02:07:32,750 ♪ We will see you next time ♪ 2294 02:07:33,958 --> 02:07:36,458 ♪ There'll be water in the rain ♪ 2295 02:07:37,541 --> 02:07:40,666 ♪ Territories pay fines ♪ 2296 02:07:41,458 --> 02:07:43,625 ♪ All long day ♪ 2297 02:07:45,083 --> 02:07:47,083 ♪ All may not be just fine ♪ 2298 02:07:49,500 --> 02:07:52,750 ♪ There is another fate, a way ♪ 2299 02:07:52,833 --> 02:07:55,250 ♪ To not be too late ♪ 2300 02:07:55,875 --> 02:07:58,125 ♪ All obfuscate ♪ 2301 02:08:51,041 --> 02:08:52,875 ["Second Nature" continues playing] 2302 02:09:36,750 --> 02:09:39,916 [Peter] Hey, oxygen is actually higher than on Earth 2303 02:09:40,000 --> 02:09:41,166 by nine percent, 2304 02:09:41,250 --> 02:09:43,833 so you might feel a bit light-headed. 2305 02:09:44,666 --> 02:09:48,208 And cryo-chambers were 58% successful, 2306 02:09:48,291 --> 02:09:50,583 which is much better than anticipated. 2307 02:09:50,666 --> 02:09:53,791 Yeah, we only had 47 dead in our section, so… 2308 02:09:54,583 --> 02:09:59,000 I think this is gonna work out quite well. Quite well, indeed. 2309 02:09:59,083 --> 02:09:59,916 Goodness. 2310 02:10:00,000 --> 02:10:05,625 -[gasps] Look at that beautiful animal. -[squawking] 2311 02:10:05,708 --> 02:10:09,708 I wonder, are those feathers or are they scale-- 2312 02:10:09,791 --> 02:10:11,833 -[screams] -[people gasping] 2313 02:10:12,708 --> 02:10:14,958 -That's disgusting. -What is that thing? 2314 02:10:15,666 --> 02:10:18,125 I believe that's called a Bronteroc. 2315 02:10:18,208 --> 02:10:19,500 [flesh tearing] 2316 02:10:19,583 --> 02:10:20,833 [Bronteroc squawking] 2317 02:10:20,916 --> 02:10:24,125 Uh… Whatever you do, don't pet them. 2318 02:10:24,875 --> 02:10:27,125 ♪ We will see you next time ♪ 2319 02:10:29,000 --> 02:10:31,625 ♪ There'll be water in the rain ♪ 2320 02:10:32,458 --> 02:10:35,166 ♪ Territories pay fines ♪ 2321 02:10:35,958 --> 02:10:38,875 ♪ All long day ♪ 2322 02:10:39,958 --> 02:10:41,875 ♪ All may not be just fine ♪ 2323 02:10:44,416 --> 02:10:47,875 ♪ There is another fate, a way ♪ 2324 02:10:47,958 --> 02:10:50,208 ♪ To not be too late ♪ 2325 02:10:51,291 --> 02:10:54,041 ♪ We will see you next time ♪ 2326 02:10:55,375 --> 02:10:58,041 ♪ There'll be water in the rain ♪ 2327 02:10:58,791 --> 02:11:01,166 ♪ Territories pay fines ♪ 2328 02:11:02,666 --> 02:11:04,666 ♪ All long day ♪ 2329 02:11:05,500 --> 02:11:08,583 -♪ Say it with me ♪ -♪ All may not be just fine ♪ 2330 02:11:08,666 --> 02:11:10,916 ♪ All long day ♪ 2331 02:11:11,000 --> 02:11:14,166 ♪ There is another fate, a way ♪ 2332 02:11:14,250 --> 02:11:16,541 ♪ To not be too late ♪ 2333 02:11:17,208 --> 02:11:19,708 ♪ All obfuscate ♪ 2334 02:11:50,000 --> 02:11:52,333 [somber instrumental music plays] 2335 02:14:32,958 --> 02:14:35,500 [upbeat jazz music playing] 2336 02:17:18,083 --> 02:17:19,416 [fire crackling] 2337 02:17:28,166 --> 02:17:29,166 [Jason] Fuck. 2338 02:17:43,500 --> 02:17:44,458 Mom? 2339 02:17:47,458 --> 02:17:48,541 Mom! 2340 02:17:54,125 --> 02:17:55,333 What's up, y'all? 2341 02:17:56,000 --> 02:17:57,458 I'm the last man on Earth. 2342 02:17:58,750 --> 02:18:00,125 Shit's all fucked up. 2343 02:18:00,875 --> 02:18:02,666 Don't forget to like and subscribe. 2344 02:18:03,458 --> 02:18:04,375 We out here. 2345 02:18:07,250 --> 02:18:08,208 Mom!