Muharrem DOĞANCI: Don't Look Up

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2 Ocak 2022 Pazar

🎬 Don't Look Up - Yukarı Bakma!

Genel değerlendirme:
Filmin; olayların sıralamasının karıştığı ve ilişkilerin birbirine girdiği, ciddiyet ile keyfiyet arasındaki ayrımın ihmal seviyesine geldikten sonra dikkate alındığını gösteren bir senaryosu var.

🧲 Magnet erişim tarihi: 29.12.2021 Çarşamba, 00:21.

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Lanet olsun.

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NETFLIX SUNAR

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HA SİKTİR

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Manyak bir olay!

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Bira ve diyet Sparkle var.

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Bende elma şarabı
ve bir paket Crossbone Crunch var.

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Parti verelim.

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Senin için çok sevindim Kate.

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Dibiasky Kuyrukluyıldızı'na içiyoruz.

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-Şerefe!
-Tamam.

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Bulduğun yeri düşünürsek büyük ihtimalle

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Oort bulutu kuyrukluyıldızı.

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Güneş'e en son bu kadar yaklaşması

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insan medeniyetinden önceydi.

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Şu eğriye bak hele. Hey yavrum hey.

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Kuyrukluyıldızın hızını
nasıl tespit ederiz Profesör Mindy?

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Güzel soru.

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Yörünge dinamikleriyle
yüksek lisansta uğraştım.

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Soru şu, acaba…

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…Carl Sagan ne yapardı?

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Temel ilkeye dönerdi.

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Toposantrik vektör rho olsun.

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Kate, ilk koordinatlar neydi?

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21.

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24.

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13.

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Eğlenceli, değil mi?

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-67.
-Vay canına. Şimdi heyecanlandım işte.

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-Dr. Mindy.
-Tamam.

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Kaç tur kalibre etmek lazım?

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Yaklaşım koordinatı 85.

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Kuyrukluyıldızın yörüngesini tespit ettik,
şimdi efemerise bakıp

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kuyrukluyıldızla Dünya arasındaki
mesafeyi hesaplayabiliriz.

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Niye efemeris süresi sürekli azalıyor?

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Profesör Mindy?

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Profesör Mindy?

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Şey… Çocuklar…

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Bugünlük bu kadar yeter.

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Peki ya göreli konum?

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Çözecek hâlim kalmadı.
Bu gece unutun. Üzgünüm.

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-Biz kaçalım. Canım çıktı.
-Benim de.

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-Kate, inanılmaz bir şey bu.
-Tebrikler.

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Kate.

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Sen kal.

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"DEDEM GİBİ UYKUMDA
HUZUR İÇİNDE ÖLMEK İSTİYORUM,

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YOLCULARI GİBİ ÇIĞLIK ÇIĞLIĞA DEĞİL."
-JACK HANDEY

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Dr. Calder,
Michigan State profesörü ve öğrencileri…

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Ben Dr. Calder. Ekibimle toplantıdaydım,

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bütçemizin sekiz milyar dolar
azaldığını açıklıyordum.

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Çok özür dilerim Dr. Calder

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ama yeni keşfettiğimiz
bir kuyrukluyıldızın

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yörünge verileri çok tuhaf.

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Gelen kutunuzdadır.

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-Bu mu?
-Evet, bu.

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Evet.

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Dr. Oglethorpe'la görüşelim. Hatta kalın.

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Beklemeye alındım.

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Dr. Oglethorpe diye birini arıyor. Kim o?

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Tanrım. Hoparlöre alıyorum.

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"Dr. Oglethorpe,

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Gezegen Savunma
Koordinasyon Bürosu'nun başı."

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-Öyle bir yer mi varmış?
-Bilmem.

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GEZEGEN SAVUNMA KOORDİNASYON BÜROSU
GERÇEKTEN VAR.

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BU DA LOGOSU

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Ben Dr. Oglethorpe.

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Ben Jocelyn Calder,
Kennedy Uzay Merkezi'nden.

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Selam Jocelyn.

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Subaru teleskobuyla bir DYC tespit ettik.

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Peki. Niye
Küçük Gezegen Araştırmaları'nı aramadın?

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Michigan State'ten bir profesör
ve öğrencileri

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büyük bir cisim tespit etmiş.

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Öyle mi? Ne kadar büyük?

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Büyüklüğü ne bunun?

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Ölçümlere göre çapı beş ila on kilometre.

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Beş ila on kilometre çapında.

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Epey büyükmüş.

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İlk gözlemi yapan bu profesör müydü?

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Merhaba, evet. Dr. Mindy ben.

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Hayır, gök cismini bulan
doktora öğrencisi Kate Dibiasky.

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Ben hesaplamaları yaptım.

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Ölü galaksilerin gaz izlerini incelerim.

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Bir süredir yayınım yok,
o yüzden adımı duymamışsınızdır.

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Neyse, konumuza dönelim, pardon.
Soru neydi?

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En güncel hesaplamalara göre
tahminî güzergâh ne?

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Kate?

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Sabahtan beri defalarca hesapladım.
Sonuç hep aynı.

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Altı ay 14 gün sonra Dünya'ya çarpacak.

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Benim hesap da bu.

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Matthew, sendeki hesaplar ne diyor?

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Scout programı altı ay 14 gün diyor.

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Altı ay 14 gün olarak hesaplıyoruz.

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Çapı da
yaklaşık beş ila on kilometre diyorsunuz.

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Yani…

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Bunun anlamı yeryüzünden

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silinmemiz demek, değil mi?

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Hemen abartmayalım lütfen.

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Tamam.

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İlk iş olarak
araştırmacıları başkente alalım.

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Herkes sakin olsun.

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Kuyrukluyıldızı ilk görenle
araştırmanın sorumlusu bana lazım.

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Ne?

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Bu verileri acilen Cambridge,
Caltech ve IAU ile paylaşalım.

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Bir saniye. Bu, gizli bilgi.

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Ne oluyor?

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Ben Başkan'ın emrindeyim.

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Gerçek mi bunlar?

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Öğrenciyle ölü galaksi profesörünü
Hickam Üssü'ne alalım.

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Washington ha? Baksana Kate.

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Bu gerçek olamaz, değil mi?

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Kate, bu gerçek değil de. Bunlar…

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Alternatif gerçeklik falan de lütfen.

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Bir şey de.

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Ben ot içeceğim.

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Sizi bir an önce başkente ulaştırmam
söylendi, tek uçağım bu.

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Bu arada adım Dr. Mindy. Bu da…

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-Merhaba!
-Uçağa binin!

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-Nereye oturacağız Kate?
-Zerre fikrim yok.

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Bu uçağın koltukları nerede?

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Bu ne ya, gerçek mi bu?
Yoksa şaka falan mı?

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Sıçayım böyle işe.

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Gerçek olamaz. Hayır.

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-Brendon'ı mı diyorsun?
-Evet.

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Hayır. Göze batıyor.
Her şey politik Teddy. Bilirsin.

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-Randall ve Kate olmalısınız.
-Evet, merhaba.

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Ben Dr. Oglethorpe ama Teddy deyin.

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Pardon. Doğru mu duydum…

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-"Teddy" mi?
-Teddy.

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-Teddy.
-Evet.

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Kendisi oyuncak ayı değil ya,
lakabı Teddy.

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General Themes. Pentagon adına buradayım,

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artık burada mevzu ne olacaksa.

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Başkan geç kalmasıyla meşhurdur,
siz de uzun yoldan geldiniz ve…

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Michigan State Spartans.

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-Orası Oval Ofis mi?
-Evet, Oval Ofis.

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Fotoğraflarda göründüğünden ufaktır.

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Başkan yakında gelir. Konudan haberi var.

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Doğru mu Scott?

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Doğru.

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Birazdan ABD Başkanı'na
yaklaşık altı ay içinde tüm insanların

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ve yaşam türlerinin
yok olacağını mı söyleyeceğiz?

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Evet. Tam olarak
bunu yapmak üzereyiz. Aynen.

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Hay aksi.

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Evet, kolluk kuvvetleri dedim.

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Ama… Bana adamın sicili temiz dedin.

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-Sayın Başkan. Ben Dr. Oglethorpe.
-Yol açın.

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Hayatının son 40 yılında sicili temiz.

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Sayın Başkan, ben Dr. Oglethorpe.
Sanırım Jocelyn size bilgi verdi…

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-Jason, baksana.
-N'aber?

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-Ama bu ne şimdi? İş ciddi.
-Biliyorum ama beş dakika lazım.

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Anayasa Mahkemesi adayımızla ilgili
sorun yaşıyoruz. Sağ ol.

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Mutlu yıllar sana

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Mutlu yıllar sana

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Mutlu yıllar Patty…

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Sadece mesajlarını not et.
Sonra böyle şeyler oluyor,

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ne oluyor anlamıyorum.

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Daha kaç defa söylemem gerekiyor…

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Adaylarının yeterince kalifiye
olmadığı konuşuluyor

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ama bizim olayla ilgili hiçbir yazı yok.

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Sosyal medyanın gündemi

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şarkıcı Riley Bina ile
DJ Chello'nun ayrılığı.

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Yazık ya.

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Tatlı tiplere benziyorlar.

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İkisini de tanımıyorum.

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Tabii…

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-Yazık tabii.
-Evet.

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-Sen tanıyor musun Kate?
-Evet.

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Ama şu anda hiç iplemiyorum.

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Bunlar için servet istiyorlar.
Kişi başı 10 dolar yeter.

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-Su da al.
-Sağ ol.

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Kate'inkini ben öderim.

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-Harika.
-Sağ ol.

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Al, 20'lik.

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Buyur.

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-Bozuğun var mı?
-Yok.

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-Nöbetteki deniz piyadesine sorayım.
-Boş ver.

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Xanax bu.

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Çeyrek alıyorum. Yoksa fena…

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-Kate!
-Sağ ol.

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O kadar içmen sakıncalı olabilir.

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Üzgünüm.
Yarın 14.00'e kadar Okinawa'da olmalıyım.

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-Ne?
-Ne? Ciddi misin?

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-Ama bu çok önemli.
-Halkı bastırmam lazım.

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Kızına selam söyle.

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Odada bizimle olması gerekmiyor muydu?
Bu nasıl iş böyle, hiç…

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Nereye ödüyoruz?

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Ücretsiz.

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Sahiden mi?

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Evet, burası Beyaz Saray.

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Çerezler ücretsizmiş.

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Ne?

193
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Generale bak.

194
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Bunlar ücretsiz olduğu hâlde
bizden para aldı.

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Enteresan.

196
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Neden böyle bir şey yaptı ki?

197
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Arkadaşlar, toplantı
bu akşam olacak gibi görünmüyor.

198
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Kusura bakmayın.

199
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Sizi bir otelde misafir edeceğiz.

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Başkan gelme sebebimizi biliyor mu?

201
00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:43,916
Şaka mı lan bu?

202
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,875
-Herhâlde bilmiyorlar.
-Biliyorlar. Ama duydun işte.

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-Buraya gelmek için…
-Yarın hazır olun.

204
00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:51,708
…ne kadar uzun yoldan…

205
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Bizi yedi saat beklettikten sonra

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içeri bile almadılar. İnanamadım.

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Çok normal.
Kate, bugün haberleri hiç izledin mi?

208
00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:06,958
Hayır, bizim "proje" ile meşguldüm.

209
00:16:07,041 --> 00:16:08,500
Hemen televizyonunu aç.

210
00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:11,083
Başkan Orlean tam bir skandalın ortasında.

211
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Hukuk eğitimi olmayan

212
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ve "önce ateş et sonra soru sor" düsturunu
benimsemiş Şerif Wade Conlon

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tartışmalı adaydı.

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OTOPSİ

215
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İzliyor musun?

216
00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:23,250
Üniversitede çıplak modellik yaptığının

217
00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:25,750
-ortaya çıkması üzerine…
-Şu an izliyorum.

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…Beyaz Saray krizi önlemeye çalışıyor.

219
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Dahası, beş eski öğrenciye ulaştım,

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Conlon'ın çizim derslerinde poz verirken
tahrik olduğu yönünde

221
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ifade vermeye hazırlar.

222
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Utanılacak bir şey yapmadım.

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"Fark edilir ölçüde
tahrik olmuş" mu diyeyim

224
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yoksa "sertleşmiş" mi?

225
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:47,916
Tık tuzağı gibi olmasın yani.

226
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Ciddi bir makale bu.

227
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,291
Kate, biraz yardımcı olur musun lütfen?

228
00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:56,250
Kusura bakma.

229
00:16:57,083 --> 00:17:00,083
-Pek iyi hissetmiyorum da.
-Artık konuşabilir miyiz?

230
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Konuşmaktan kaçınıyoruz sanki.

231
00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:05,000
Annemle bir sorunun mu var? Mesele bu mu?

232
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,791
Neler olduğunu anlatamaz mısın?

233
00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:10,458
Prosedür böyle. Lütfen, endişelenme.

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00:17:11,416 --> 00:17:15,208
Marshall hukuk giriş sınavından 172 aldı,
kutlama yapıyoruz.

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00:17:15,291 --> 00:17:18,666
Aslanım Marshall.
Oğlum, seninle gurur duyuyorum.

236
00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:21,083
Sağ ol baba. Özlettin kendini.

237
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:24,708
Evan nasıl? Yeni ilaçlar işe yaradı mı?

238
00:17:24,791 --> 00:17:26,166
On üstünden dört hissediyorum.

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Dört hissediyormuş.

240
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Geçen aya göre gelişme var desene.

241
00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:34,208
Bak, yarın toplantıda
sesin gür çıksın. Tamam mı?

242
00:17:34,291 --> 00:17:35,750
-Tamam.
-İçine içine konuşma.

243
00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:38,416
Başarıyı sahiplenmen gereken yerde pısıp…

244
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:43,000
"Lezbiyen misin?" diye sordu sadece.
"Lezbiyensin" demedi ki.

245
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-Soru sordu.
-Bak, ben…

246
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,208
Annenle bir gün öğlen yemeğe çıkayım
ama yedi ay sonra.

247
00:17:48,291 --> 00:17:54,625
Yedi mi? Epey spesifik ve uzak bir tarih.
Niye… Ya, bu benim annem.

248
00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:02,541
Evet…

249
00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:06,041
Duyduğuma göre tehlikeli olduğunu
düşündüğünüz bir asteroit

250
00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:08,125
veya kuyrukluyıldız falan varmış.

251
00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:12,416
Dinliyorum, niye bunu bana anlatıyorsunuz?

252
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,208
20 dakikanız var.

253
00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:16,208
-20 dakika mı?
-Top sende hocam.

254
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Hadi. Başla.

255
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:21,291
Sayın Başkan.

256
00:18:23,791 --> 00:18:27,125
Yaklaşık 36 saat önce

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doktora öğrencisi Kate Dibiasky
çok büyük bir kuyrukluyıldız keşfetti.

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-Evet.
-Aferin sana.

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00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:39,541
Oort bulutundan geldiğini tahmin ettiğimiz

260
00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:44,250
beş ila on kilometre çapında
bir kuyrukluyıldız.

261
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:45,208
Vay be.

262
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,791
Güneş sisteminin en ücra bölgesinden.

263
00:18:48,416 --> 00:18:49,458
Ve…

264
00:18:50,666 --> 00:18:53,416
Ve Gauss'un
yörünge saptama metodunu kullanarak

265
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:59,541
ortalama astrometrik 0,04 yay saniye
hata payıyla şu soruyu sorduk…

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-O ne ya?
-Sıkıntıdan patladım.

267
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Sadede gelsene.

268
00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:05,291
-Ne? Neyi çıkarayım?
-Baklayı çıkar.

269
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Dr. Mindy diyor ki

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00:19:06,916 --> 00:19:08,416
Dünya'ya yaklaşmakta olan

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bir kuyrukluyıldız var,

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hesaplara göre bu cisim okyanusa,

273
00:19:13,041 --> 00:19:15,166
Şili'nin 100 km batısına düşecek.

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Ne olacak? Dev dalga falan mı?

275
00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:20,666
Hayır. Çok daha büyük bir felaket olacak.

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Dünya çapında bir buçuk kilometre
yüksekliğinde tsunamiler oluşacak.

277
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:28,791
Cisim dünyaya çarparsa

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bir milyar Hiroşima bombası gücünde
bir etki yaratacak.

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10, 11 büyüklüğünde depremler…

280
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Çok tuhaf nefes alıyorsun. Rahatsız oldum.

281
00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:42,000
Özür dilerim
ama bilimsel verileri açıklıyorum.

282
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İyi güzel de çok gerdin be.
Şurada dinlerken bile…

283
00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:47,833
Durumun ciddiyetini anlamadınız galiba.

284
00:19:47,916 --> 00:19:49,875
Elimden geldiğince net şekilde…

285
00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:54,791
Sayın Başkan, bu tür kuyrukluyıldızlara
gezegen öldüren deriz.

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Bu doğru.

287
00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:02,458
Bu ne kadar kesin?

288
00:20:02,541 --> 00:20:05,541
Çarpma ihtimali %100.

289
00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:07,666
Lütfen %100 deme.

290
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:10,416
Olası bir tehlike desek?

291
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:11,375
-Evet.
-Evet.

292
00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:14,666
Ama bu sadece bir olasılık değil ki.

293
00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:15,916
Kesinlikle olacak.

294
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:20,083
Aynen. Tam olarak %99,78.

295
00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:22,291
Harika. Bak işte, %100 değilmiş.

296
00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:25,250
Bilim insanları asla %100 demek istemez.

297
00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:27,791
%70 diyelim olsun bitsin.

298
00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:29,541
Ama %70'ten çok daha yüksek.

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00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:31,958
Halkın önüne çıkıp

300
00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:34,750
%100 ölecekleri söylenilmez.

301
00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:37,791
Anlatabildim mi? Delilik bu.

302
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:40,375
Bizim bilimciler de baksın.

303
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:44,250
Alınmayın ama daha iki dakika önce
içeri girdiniz, şeyin yanında…

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00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:45,541
Dr. Oglethorpe.

305
00:20:45,625 --> 00:20:47,166
Dr. Ov… Ogilvy. Evet.

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00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:50,791
15 yıldır
NASA'nın gezegen savunma birimindeyim.

307
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:55,333
Dr. Mindy
Michigan State'te kadrolu profesör,

308
00:20:55,416 --> 00:20:58,458
Bayan Dibiasky de doktora öğrencisi.

309
00:20:58,541 --> 00:20:59,416
-İyi.
-Pardon.

310
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,083
"Michigan State" mi dedin?

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00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:03,750
Evet. Harika bir astronomi bölümleri var.

312
00:21:03,833 --> 00:21:05,250
-Evet.
-Yapma be kanka.

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00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:07,625
Şaka mı bu? Sınav puanımı mı göstereyim?

314
00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:09,708
Sadede gelelim.

315
00:21:09,791 --> 00:21:11,625
Bana neye patlayacak?

316
00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:13,875
Ne istiyorsunuz benden?

317
00:21:13,958 --> 00:21:17,041
Hükûmetin uygulamaya hazır planları var.

318
00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:19,541
NASA üzerinden harekete geçebiliriz.

319
00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:22,583
Dronlara atom bombası yüklenerek

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00:21:22,666 --> 00:21:27,083
kuyrukluyıldızın yörüngesi
bir umut değiştirilebilir.

321
00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:28,916
Hemen harekete geçmeliyiz.

322
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,583
Tamam. Anladım.

323
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:32,750
Kongre seçimi ne zaman?

324
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,000
-Üç haftaya.
-Üç hafta.

325
00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:36,833
Seçimden önce duyulursa
Kongre'yi kaybederiz.

326
00:21:36,916 --> 00:21:38,833
Sonra istesek de bir şey yapamayız.

327
00:21:38,916 --> 00:21:39,833
Tıkanır.

328
00:21:39,916 --> 00:21:43,916
Bu işin zamanlaması çok fena.

329
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:51,125
Bence şu anda yapılacak en iyi şey
biraz oturup düşünmek.

330
00:21:51,208 --> 00:21:53,833
-Oturup düşünelim.
-Başkaları da baksın.

331
00:21:53,916 --> 00:21:55,625
Ivy League hocaları falan.

332
00:21:55,708 --> 00:21:59,041
Biz de NASA'nın planlarını
gözden geçiririz. Nasıl?

333
00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:00,291
Çok sevinirim.

334
00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:03,583
Doğru mu anlamışım,

335
00:22:03,666 --> 00:22:07,416
bugün edindiğiniz tüm bilgilerden sonra,

336
00:22:08,041 --> 00:22:12,291
verdiğiniz karar "oturup düşünmek" mi?

337
00:22:12,375 --> 00:22:15,625
-Pardon da bu kim?
-Asıl sen kimsin? Oğlu değil misin?

338
00:22:15,708 --> 00:22:18,500
Özel Kalem'im,
kendine bak ejderha dövmeli oğlan.

339
00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:19,875
Beni dert etme.

340
00:22:19,958 --> 00:22:22,541
Gidelim buradan, bunlar kafayı yemiş.

341
00:22:22,625 --> 00:22:25,208
Bayan Dibiasky'nin söylemeye çalıştığı şu,

342
00:22:25,291 --> 00:22:30,375
oturup beklemek son derece tehlikeli bir…

343
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:35,583
Şükür. Nihayet iyi bir şey oldu.

344
00:22:36,791 --> 00:22:38,208
Komik bir şey anlatayım.

345
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,541
Başkanlığa adayken

346
00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:43,958
kampanyanın ilk ayı boyunca
gizli gizli sigara içtim

347
00:22:44,041 --> 00:22:46,291
çünkü sigaralı fotoğraflarımın tanesi,

348
00:22:46,375 --> 00:22:48,333
100 bin dolara falan gidiyordu.

349
00:22:49,625 --> 00:22:52,500
Bu yüzden paso saklandım
ama bir gün gına geldi.

350
00:22:53,166 --> 00:22:56,583
Dedim ki "Yeter be,
canım çektiğinde içeceğim."

351
00:23:00,708 --> 00:23:02,083
Bilin bakalım, ne oldu.

352
00:23:02,666 --> 00:23:06,500
-Anketlerde üç puan yükseldim.
-Seçmenler samimiyetini sevdi.

353
00:23:06,583 --> 00:23:08,458
Afetlerin tüttürmesine bayılıyorlar.

354
00:23:08,541 --> 00:23:11,583
Playboy'da görmek istediğim
başka bir başkan yok.

355
00:23:11,666 --> 00:23:15,083
Yıllardır kaç kez
"dünyanın sonu geliyor" toplantısı yaptık,

356
00:23:15,166 --> 00:23:16,708
biliyor musunuz?

357
00:23:16,791 --> 00:23:20,833
Ekonomik kriz, başıboş atom bombaları,
atmosferi mahveden egzoz.

358
00:23:20,916 --> 00:23:23,666
-Yapay zekâ isyanı.
-Kuraklık, kıtlık, veba…

359
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:24,958
Her şey.

360
00:23:25,041 --> 00:23:28,833
Uzaylı istilası, nüfus patlaması,
ozonun delinmesi…

361
00:23:28,916 --> 00:23:29,916
Jason, yeter.

362
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,166
-Bir kerecik anlayışlı ol.
-Pardon anne.

363
00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:35,000
Kısacası, yapmam gereken bir iş var.

364
00:23:35,083 --> 00:23:37,833
Bu, dünyanın sonunu getirecek bir olay.

365
00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:43,250
Çok büyük bir gök cismi
öyle bir hızda gezegenimize geliyor ki…

366
00:23:43,333 --> 00:23:45,333
Dr. Mindy, anlıyorum.

367
00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:47,625
Sizi anlıyorum.

368
00:23:48,791 --> 00:23:51,250
-Kendinizle gurur duymalısınız.
-Sağ olun.

369
00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:54,666
Söylediklerinizi çok ciddiye alıyorum.

370
00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:57,875
Bunu duyduğuma
ne kadar sevindiğimi anlatamam.

371
00:23:57,958 --> 00:24:03,000
Gençler, burada konuştuklarımız
hâliyle süper gizli, çaktınız mı?

372
00:24:03,083 --> 00:24:04,500
-Evet.
-Harika.

373
00:24:04,583 --> 00:24:05,750
Şık giyinmişsin, sağ ol.

374
00:24:14,875 --> 00:24:17,041
Basına mı sızdıracağız?

375
00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:19,583
-Yasa dışı değil mi?
-Sızdıracağız tabii.

376
00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:22,375
Fark etmedin galiba,
Beyaz Saray bizi iplemedi.

377
00:24:22,458 --> 00:24:24,375
Sevgilim Phillip
Herald'dan bir gazetecinin

378
00:24:24,458 --> 00:24:26,458
bizimle konuşabileceğini söyledi.

379
00:24:26,541 --> 00:24:29,250
-Adı Adul Grelio.
-Güzel. Ağır toptur.

380
00:24:29,333 --> 00:24:32,541
Ben de çaktırmadan
bilimsel çevrelere bilgi veririm.

381
00:24:34,166 --> 00:24:38,416
-Yapabileceğimden emin değilim.
-Tek yapacağın bildiklerini anlatmak.

382
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:39,750
Basit tut.

383
00:24:40,458 --> 00:24:41,583
Matematiğe girme.

384
00:24:42,791 --> 00:24:44,166
Ama hepsi matematik.

385
00:24:56,583 --> 00:24:58,541
Her şey bir bağlantı ile başladı.

386
00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:03,041
Basit bir hareket çok şey yarattı.

387
00:25:03,875 --> 00:25:05,000
Pek çok seçenek.

388
00:25:06,208 --> 00:25:08,541
Bazen çok fazla bile gelir.

389
00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:10,875
Bugüne dek böyleydi.

390
00:25:10,958 --> 00:25:13,083
Karşınızda BASH LiiF.

391
00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:14,000
LiiF OLSUN

392
00:25:14,083 --> 00:25:16,791
Yaşamanın stresi olmadan bir hayat.

393
00:25:18,916 --> 00:25:21,291
Birazdan BASH'in CEO'su sahneye çıkacak,

394
00:25:21,375 --> 00:25:23,708
lütfen doğrudan göz teması kurmayın,

395
00:25:23,791 --> 00:25:27,583
ani hareket yapmayın, öksürmeyin,
negatif yüz ifadesi takınmayın.

396
00:25:27,666 --> 00:25:30,916
Şimdi huzurlarınızda Sör Peter Isherwell.

397
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,625
PETER ISHERWELL
KURUCU

398
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,791
Seni seviyoruz Peter!

399
00:25:46,333 --> 00:25:48,125
Seni seviyoruz Peter!

400
00:25:48,208 --> 00:25:49,375
Herkese merhaba.

401
00:25:49,458 --> 00:25:51,833
Hayat boyunca yaptığım her şeyin amacı,

402
00:25:52,458 --> 00:25:57,416
şimdi anlıyorum ki beni anlayacak
ve sakinleştirecek bir dosta duyduğum

403
00:25:58,083 --> 00:26:00,416
açıklanamaz ihtiyacı karşılamakmış.

404
00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:05,791
Yıllar boyu verdiğim emeğim semeresini
BASH LiiF'la aldım.

405
00:26:05,875 --> 00:26:10,375
Yeni BASH 14.3 telefonumuz

406
00:26:10,458 --> 00:26:14,750
sizin tüm his ve arzularınıza
tamamen entegredir,

407
00:26:14,833 --> 00:26:17,333
tek kelime dahi etmenize lüzum yok.

408
00:26:17,416 --> 00:26:18,291
Diyelim ki…

409
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,291
-Üzgün…
-Korkmuş…

410
00:26:20,375 --> 00:26:21,458
Yalnız hissediyorum.

411
00:26:21,541 --> 00:26:25,750
BASH 14.3 telefonu "LiiF" ayarındaysa

412
00:26:25,833 --> 00:26:28,958
anında tansiyonumdan ve nabzımdan

413
00:26:30,291 --> 00:26:31,541
hislerimi anlar…

414
00:26:31,625 --> 00:26:33,416
Değerlere göre üzgünsün.

415
00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:35,833
Bu seni neşelendirir Peter.

416
00:26:35,916 --> 00:26:40,583
En iyi dostumsun
En iyi dostumsun

417
00:26:40,666 --> 00:26:44,458
En iyi dostumsun
Beni mutlu ediyorsun dostum

418
00:26:44,541 --> 00:26:46,416
Muhteşem.

419
00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:47,833
Ne video ama.

420
00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:52,083
Ayrıca civardaki bir uzmandan

421
00:26:52,166 --> 00:26:55,375
bir terapi seansı randevusu alır ki

422
00:26:55,458 --> 00:27:00,208
bir daha asla ama asla
o üzücü hislere kapılmayalım.

423
00:27:00,291 --> 00:27:03,041
-Bir şey diyebilir miyim Bay Isherwell?
-Hayır.

424
00:27:03,125 --> 00:27:07,541
BASH LiiF'ı desteklemek adına
resmî bir duyurum var…

425
00:27:08,375 --> 00:27:10,125
Telefonlar sizin değil, verin.

426
00:27:12,916 --> 00:27:14,125
Vedalaşın.

427
00:27:14,208 --> 00:27:16,458
-Hoşça kalın Bay Isherwell.
-Hoşça kal Peter.

428
00:27:17,166 --> 00:27:18,458
Seni seviyorum Peter.

429
00:27:18,541 --> 00:27:22,583
Horozun üstündeki köpek yavrusu videosu
tüketicilerin ergenlik öncesi

430
00:27:22,666 --> 00:27:25,416
duyusal hafızalarını tetiklemede ideal mi?

431
00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:27,166
Kuş biraz tehditkâr göründü.

432
00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:30,291
O konuda verileri kontrol ederiz.

433
00:27:30,375 --> 00:27:32,958
Bay Isherwell, bunu Paul Debent yollamış.

434
00:27:33,041 --> 00:27:35,791
Meksika'daki
gökbilimci bir dostundan almış.

435
00:27:38,166 --> 00:27:39,000
Vay canına.

436
00:27:40,541 --> 00:27:43,000
Bu teyit edildi mi Adul?

437
00:27:43,083 --> 00:27:46,458
Başkentte Dr. Oglethorpe'la görüştüm,
her şeyi teyit etti.

438
00:27:46,541 --> 00:27:50,833
Columbia'daki Dr. Franks'e gösterdiğimde
adam sandalyesinden düşecekti.

439
00:27:50,916 --> 00:27:54,875
İtiraf edeyim, ilk başta epey kuşkuluydum

440
00:27:54,958 --> 00:27:56,583
ama anlatılanlar tutuyor.

441
00:27:56,666 --> 00:27:59,083
Çünkü hesaplamalar tutuyor.

442
00:27:59,166 --> 00:28:00,166
Tanrım.

443
00:28:00,833 --> 00:28:02,750
Başkan oturmanızı mı söyledi?

444
00:28:02,833 --> 00:28:05,583
-Evet. Doğru.
-"Oturup düşünelim."

445
00:28:05,666 --> 00:28:07,708
Muhtemelen seçimleri düşünüyor.

446
00:28:07,791 --> 00:28:09,375
Çabuk hareket etmeliyiz.

447
00:28:09,458 --> 00:28:11,333
Federaller güvenlik ihlali diyecektir,

448
00:28:11,416 --> 00:28:13,375
ikisine ücretsiz bakacak avukat bul.

449
00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:16,458
-Benimkini kullansınlar.
-Artık paran yeter.

450
00:28:16,541 --> 00:28:17,750
Avukat mı tutacağız?

451
00:28:17,833 --> 00:28:19,708
-O laf gereksizdi.
-Hayır.

452
00:28:19,791 --> 00:28:21,791
Pardon.

453
00:28:21,875 --> 00:28:23,166
Çok yersiz oldu.

454
00:28:23,250 --> 00:28:25,083
Bir sorum var.

455
00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:27,625
İnsanlara, halka gördüklerimizi,

456
00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:31,000
gerçekleri anlatmak
nasıl suç teşkil edebilir ki?

457
00:28:31,083 --> 00:28:34,166
Televizyona çıkmadan önce
buna medya eğitimi verin.

458
00:28:34,250 --> 00:28:35,875
Biraz geç algılıyor.

459
00:28:35,958 --> 00:28:38,083
O ne? Medya eğitimi ne?

460
00:28:39,041 --> 00:28:41,791
Makale yayımlanmadan önce sabah ilk iş

461
00:28:41,875 --> 00:28:44,500
Günlük Fırt adlı programa
katılmamızı istiyorlar.

462
00:28:44,583 --> 00:28:46,416
Günlük Fırt'ı biliyor musunuz?

463
00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:49,000
Çok gözde bir program,
herkes çıkmak ister.

464
00:28:49,083 --> 00:28:50,916
Sunucular Brie ve Jack'in uyumu efsane.

465
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,250
Bir kere çağrıldım.

466
00:28:52,333 --> 00:28:55,916
Heyecandan iki gece uyuyamadım
ama vakit yetmedi, çıkamadım.

467
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,750
Hatırladıkça kahrolurum.

468
00:28:57,833 --> 00:29:01,583
Tamam ya, o programı biliyorum.
Eşim çok sever.

469
00:29:01,666 --> 00:29:04,458
Meselenin ne olduğunu
anlatır mısın lütfen?

470
00:29:04,541 --> 00:29:07,916
Conlon'ın resim dersinde sertleşmesi
makalemi okumadın.

471
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,791
Şimdi de Adul Grelio
bu olayınla ilgileniyor.

472
00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:13,625
Ser veriyorsun sır vermiyorsun. Ne oluyor?

473
00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:16,708
Dinozorları yok eden asteroitten
büyük bir kuyrukluyıldız

474
00:29:16,791 --> 00:29:18,083
Dünya'ya çarpacak.

475
00:29:18,166 --> 00:29:20,583
Önlenmezse Dünya'da hayat bitecek.

476
00:29:21,083 --> 00:29:22,625
Bir saniye, ne dediniz?

477
00:29:22,708 --> 00:29:24,000
Bilgisayar oyunu bu.

478
00:29:27,458 --> 00:29:28,791
Ciddi misin?

479
00:29:29,541 --> 00:29:30,541
Evet.

480
00:29:32,791 --> 00:29:34,083
Tanrım.

481
00:29:44,333 --> 00:29:47,041
Tanrım! Nasıl olur ya?

482
00:29:47,125 --> 00:29:49,833
Ben de seni seviyorum. Evet.

483
00:29:50,541 --> 00:29:54,208
Arkadaşlar, yürümeye devam etmeliyiz.
Hadi.

484
00:30:30,791 --> 00:30:33,458
-Dr. Mindy ve Bayan Dibiasky olmalısınız.
-Evet.

485
00:30:33,541 --> 00:30:35,833
Jack ve Brie gelmenize çok sevindi.

486
00:30:35,916 --> 00:30:37,750
Öyle mi? Bizi tanıyorlar mı?

487
00:30:37,833 --> 00:30:40,166
Beyaz Saray görüştüklerini reddediyor.

488
00:30:40,250 --> 00:30:43,791
Göt anca götlük yapar.

489
00:30:47,041 --> 00:30:48,041
GÜNLÜK FIRT

490
00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:54,625
Merhaba, ben Thalia.

491
00:30:54,708 --> 00:30:57,166
Beni Herald'dan
kıyafet seçimi için gönderdiler.

492
00:30:58,958 --> 00:30:59,833
Onu giymem.

493
00:31:01,583 --> 00:31:05,541
Aslında yüz hatlarınız çok harika.

494
00:31:05,625 --> 00:31:08,333
Sakalınızı biraz kısaltayım, biraz da…

495
00:31:08,416 --> 00:31:09,833
Saçınıza bayıldım.

496
00:31:10,625 --> 00:31:11,541
Teşekkürler.

497
00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:15,958
Nasıl yapalım? Ben keşiften bahsedeyim,

498
00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:19,166
sen de acil eyleme geçmemiz
gerektiğini anlat.

499
00:31:19,250 --> 00:31:21,416
Peki nasıl diyeceğiz? Yani…

500
00:31:22,708 --> 00:31:26,125
-Prova yapsak veya yazsak iyi olmaz mı?
-Su ister misiniz?

501
00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:28,458
Su. Evet, su iyi olur.

502
00:31:29,625 --> 00:31:32,416
Şu anda buradasın.

503
00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:37,375
Dal sarkar kartal kalkar,
kartal kalkar dal sarkar.

504
00:31:38,125 --> 00:31:40,041
Biraz Xanax alayım.

505
00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:42,708
Bazen alırım, şey olunca…

506
00:31:44,625 --> 00:31:46,625
Kate, bu sefer olmaz.

507
00:31:52,291 --> 00:31:56,333
Nefes alıp gür bir sesle konuşması lazım.

508
00:31:56,416 --> 00:31:57,875
Kotarır. Hiç şüphem yok.

509
00:32:03,208 --> 00:32:04,458
Tanrım. Hadi.

510
00:32:09,041 --> 00:32:12,916
Şu anda buradasın.

511
00:32:17,541 --> 00:32:18,458
Tanrım!

512
00:32:18,541 --> 00:32:20,583
Köpeköldüren içme dedim sana.

513
00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:23,750
-Sadece iki kadeh.
-İki buçuk.

514
00:32:23,833 --> 00:32:25,541
-Son 20.
-Hep geç kalıyorsun.

515
00:32:25,625 --> 00:32:27,541
Göz hizamıza dikkat edelim,

516
00:32:27,625 --> 00:32:30,250
Jack ve Brie'ye bakmayalım, tamam mı?

517
00:32:30,333 --> 00:32:31,708
Jenerik aksın.

518
00:32:52,041 --> 00:32:54,708
-Kızlar nasıl?
-Güzel. Ve yayındayız.

519
00:32:54,791 --> 00:32:58,083
Brie, sana ilginç bir haberim var.
Dinle bak.

520
00:32:58,166 --> 00:33:00,125
Başkan'ın Anayasa Mahkemesi adayı

521
00:33:00,208 --> 00:33:06,208
Şerif Conlon'ın 90'ların başında
Saten Geceler adlı erotik bir filmde

522
00:33:06,291 --> 00:33:07,791
-rol aldığı…
-Rezalet.

523
00:33:07,875 --> 00:33:10,833
…gün yüzüne çıktı.

524
00:33:10,916 --> 00:33:13,750
-Hikâye giderek çetrefilleşiyor.
-İnanılmaz.

525
00:33:13,833 --> 00:33:15,125
Şu Riley Bina mı?

526
00:33:15,208 --> 00:33:17,083
-Evet, bu…
-Sahiden mi?

527
00:33:19,375 --> 00:33:22,208
Gerçekte çok daha ufak tefekmiş, değil mi?

528
00:33:22,791 --> 00:33:23,958
Ver coşkuyu kovboy.

529
00:33:26,291 --> 00:33:27,333
Güzel.

530
00:33:27,416 --> 00:33:30,083
Selam millet. Adım Sean, ekiptenim.

531
00:33:30,166 --> 00:33:33,875
Jack ve Brie mahkeme adayı ile ilgili
haberi yaptıktan sonra

532
00:33:33,958 --> 00:33:37,208
-Riley Bina'yı alacağız…
-Single'ımı konuşacağız, değil mi?

533
00:33:37,291 --> 00:33:40,291
Gelirin bir kısmı
denizineği barınaklarına gidecek.

534
00:33:40,375 --> 00:33:42,375
Evet ama önce ayrılığı konuşacaksınız.

535
00:33:42,458 --> 00:33:45,333
Sonra Dr. Mindy ve Bayan Dibiasky,
sizi alacağız,

536
00:33:45,416 --> 00:33:47,666
keşfettiğiniz gezegeni anlatacaksınız.

537
00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:49,458
Kuyrukluyıldız keşfettik.

538
00:33:49,541 --> 00:33:51,625
Ne anlatacağımızı biliyorlar, değil mi?

539
00:33:51,708 --> 00:33:54,458
Elbette. Jack ve Brie
bilim köşesi yapmaya bayılır.

540
00:33:54,541 --> 00:33:56,375
Yeter ki eğlenceli olun.

541
00:33:56,458 --> 00:33:58,375
Jack ve Brie eğlenceyi sever.

542
00:33:58,958 --> 00:34:00,500
Hiç umut yok.

543
00:34:00,583 --> 00:34:03,708
Kuyrukluyıldız mı keşfettiniz?
Manyaksınız.

544
00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:05,916
Sırtımda kayan yıldız dövmesi var.

545
00:34:06,875 --> 00:34:08,125
Süper.

546
00:34:13,375 --> 00:34:17,666
Biz de ayrıldığını duyduk. Şey diyecektim…

547
00:34:18,708 --> 00:34:20,333
Çok üzüldük, değil mi?

548
00:34:20,416 --> 00:34:23,333
Gerçekten üzgünüz.
Çok iyi bir insana benziyorsun.

549
00:34:24,208 --> 00:34:26,583
Kendi işine baksana kart zampara!

550
00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:30,625
Peki.

551
00:34:33,125 --> 00:34:35,333
Yalan yok, dostlarım

552
00:34:35,416 --> 00:34:38,750
ve Vın Vın Ordum inanılmaz destek oldu.

553
00:34:38,833 --> 00:34:42,500
Ne desem az.
Ama yalan olmasın, çok zor bir süreçti.

554
00:34:42,583 --> 00:34:45,291
-Hepimize ilham oluyorsun. İnanılmaz.
-Herkese.

555
00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:47,250
Acını sahiplenmen müthiş.

556
00:34:47,333 --> 00:34:51,041
Jack, bir şey diyeyim mi, bence burada

557
00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:54,500
yarım kalmış bir diyalog var.

558
00:34:54,583 --> 00:34:58,750
Eski sevgilin DJ Chello'ya
iletmek istediğin bir mesaj var mı?

559
00:34:59,666 --> 00:35:00,500
Şey…

560
00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:02,625
Bir şey diyeceksen…

561
00:35:02,708 --> 00:35:04,416
-Evet.
-Doğrudan kameraya bak.

562
00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:07,666
Söyle. Kamera oymuş varsay.
Aklındakileri aynen aktar.

563
00:35:07,750 --> 00:35:08,791
Tamam.

564
00:35:11,583 --> 00:35:12,666
Chell.

565
00:35:14,208 --> 00:35:19,250
Seni hâlâ seviyorum,
geçirdiğim onca uykusuz geceden sonra,

566
00:35:20,750 --> 00:35:21,833
yani üç gece,

567
00:35:22,666 --> 00:35:23,875
seni geri istiyorum.

568
00:35:23,958 --> 00:35:24,958
Pardon.

569
00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:26,875
-Oldu mu?
-Tabii.

570
00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:29,875
-Seni aldattı.
-Tanrım. Arkadaşlar…

571
00:35:29,958 --> 00:35:31,666
Evet. Öyle.

572
00:35:31,750 --> 00:35:34,041
Diddly resmen patladı. Vın Vın da.

573
00:35:34,125 --> 00:35:36,208
BASH Haber sekiz bildirim gönderdi.

574
00:35:36,291 --> 00:35:38,125
-Bununla ilgili mi?
-Evet, bak.

575
00:35:38,208 --> 00:35:40,583
Telefonum DJ Chello'nun single'ını aldı.

576
00:35:40,666 --> 00:35:42,875
Nasıl ya? Bana sormadı bile.

577
00:35:42,958 --> 00:35:45,791
DJ Chello şu anda
bize görüntülü bağlanmış.

578
00:35:45,875 --> 00:35:48,833
-Kendini nasıl savunacak?
-Yapımcılarımızı seviyorum ya.

579
00:35:48,916 --> 00:35:50,125
Selam aşkitom. N'aber?

580
00:35:50,208 --> 00:35:52,083
-Merhaba bebeğim.
-Ağlamış.

581
00:35:52,166 --> 00:35:54,083
-Büyük hata ettim.
-Biliyorum.

582
00:35:54,166 --> 00:35:56,666
Lady Baroque o gece kulüpte külotsuzdu.

583
00:35:56,750 --> 00:35:58,416
-Sorun değil.
-Kafayı yedim.

584
00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:00,416
Düzgün düşünemedim. Hata ettim.

585
00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:02,375
Ama inan, kalbim hep senindi.

586
00:36:03,166 --> 00:36:04,791
Anlıyorum, sorun değil.

587
00:36:04,875 --> 00:36:07,583
Geçen yıl Müzik Küreleri ödül gecesi
onunla yattım,

588
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:10,000
Nuggets'ın forvetiyle kaçmadan önceydi

589
00:36:10,083 --> 00:36:12,250
ama artık bunların bir önemi yok.

590
00:36:12,333 --> 00:36:15,916
"Ayrılık seksini unutun.
Ayrılık ilişkisi deneyin" nasıl?

591
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,166
-Çok iyi.
-Hadi ama.

592
00:36:17,250 --> 00:36:20,041
"Aldatan sevgililere
on en meşhur ikinci şans."

593
00:36:20,125 --> 00:36:21,166
Manşet belli.

594
00:36:21,250 --> 00:36:25,125
Önceden korkuyordum
ama açıkçası artık korkmuyorum.

595
00:36:25,208 --> 00:36:26,041
Tamam. Sağ ol.

596
00:36:26,125 --> 00:36:28,958
Benim tatlı bal arım,
benimle evlenir misin?

597
00:36:29,875 --> 00:36:31,625
Ay, inanmıyorum. Elbette.

598
00:36:31,708 --> 00:36:33,208
-Chell, elbette.
-Evet!

599
00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:34,916
-Evet!
-Süper.

600
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,333
-İnanılmaz.
-Evet!

601
00:36:36,416 --> 00:36:38,791
Yürü be DJ Chello.

602
00:36:39,458 --> 00:36:40,666
Ne oluyor? Bu…

603
00:36:40,750 --> 00:36:41,916
Bir tane daha aldı.

604
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,916
-Bu insanlar kim?
-Şu anda en meşhur…

605
00:36:46,583 --> 00:36:49,625
Bugün havai fişekler patladı resmen.

606
00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:50,875
-Aynen!
-Ne cümbüş!

607
00:36:50,958 --> 00:36:52,458
Aynen.

608
00:36:52,541 --> 00:36:55,250
Evlenme teklifinden
ufak bir fen deneyine geçiyoruz.

609
00:36:55,333 --> 00:36:57,250
Masözüm ve martinim hazır olsun.

610
00:36:57,333 --> 00:37:02,041
Bugünkü son konuklarımız
uzayda büyük bir keşifte bulundu.

611
00:37:02,125 --> 00:37:04,041
Gökbilimci Dr. Randall Mindy

612
00:37:04,125 --> 00:37:07,208
ve doktora öğrencisi
Bayan Kate Dibiasky stüdyomuzda.

613
00:37:07,291 --> 00:37:08,333
Hoş geldiniz.

614
00:37:08,416 --> 00:37:11,583
Önce bir şey sormak istiyorum.
Meraktan çatlayacağım.

615
00:37:11,666 --> 00:37:13,833
Uzayda hayat var mı hocam?

616
00:37:14,416 --> 00:37:15,958
Var mı yok mu? Son karar.

617
00:37:16,041 --> 00:37:17,250
Elimizde veri yok.

618
00:37:17,875 --> 00:37:20,000
Ama tabii uzay büyük, neden olmasın?

619
00:37:20,083 --> 00:37:21,333
Evet, uzaylılar gerçek.

620
00:37:21,833 --> 00:37:24,208
Bu adamı severim demiştim, 50 dolar sökül.

621
00:37:24,291 --> 00:37:26,958
Aman ha, UFO falan var demiyorum yalnız.

622
00:37:27,041 --> 00:37:30,208
-Lütfen şuna çanak tutmayın Dr. Mindy.
-Var diyor.

623
00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:31,708
Yoksa program bitmez.

624
00:37:31,791 --> 00:37:33,541
Jack biraz takıldı size.

625
00:37:33,625 --> 00:37:35,333
-Babam harika görünüyor.
-Ne yapmış?

626
00:37:35,416 --> 00:37:37,583
-Değil mi?
-Sakalına bir şey yapmışlar.

627
00:37:37,666 --> 00:37:39,583
Uzaylılar konusunda…

628
00:37:39,666 --> 00:37:41,458
Gerçekten harika görünüyor.

629
00:37:41,541 --> 00:37:43,541
-Hem de çok.
-Dr. Randall…

630
00:37:43,625 --> 00:37:45,541
-Pişman olursunuz.
-Sevdim adamı.

631
00:37:45,625 --> 00:37:48,875
Jack uzaylılarla ilgili takılıyor falan

632
00:37:48,958 --> 00:37:53,250
ama Herald'da yeni bir haber yayımlandı,
ikinizin çok önemli…

633
00:37:53,333 --> 00:37:55,375
Aynen böyle devam. Harika gidiyor.

634
00:37:55,458 --> 00:37:57,833
-…bir keşfini anlatıyor.
-Çok doğru Brie.

635
00:37:57,916 --> 00:38:00,958
Kate süpernova gözlemleri esnasında…

636
00:38:01,041 --> 00:38:02,583
Bu seninki mi?

637
00:38:02,666 --> 00:38:05,083
-Evet.
-Hiç fena değil.

638
00:38:05,166 --> 00:38:09,625
…son derece sarsıcı,
hayatta bir kere denk gelecek bir keşif.

639
00:38:09,708 --> 00:38:13,000
Subaru'nun teleskop yaptığından
haberim yoktu.

640
00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:16,166
Çok heyecanlı olsa gerek.
Ne buldunuz Bayan Dibiasky?

641
00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:20,250
Evrenin büyümesini hesaplamak için

642
00:38:20,333 --> 00:38:26,750
patlayan yıldızları gözlemliyordum ve…

643
00:38:26,833 --> 00:38:29,000
-Doktoran için, değil mi?
-Evet.

644
00:38:29,083 --> 00:38:33,250
Daha önce görmediğim bir şey tespit ettim.

645
00:38:34,750 --> 00:38:36,041
Bir kuyrukluyıldız.

646
00:38:37,041 --> 00:38:38,166
Çok büyüktü.

647
00:38:40,791 --> 00:38:44,583
Doğrudan Dünya'ya geliyor
ve çok büyük ihtimalle çarpacak.

648
00:38:45,916 --> 00:38:47,791
Kulağa epey heyecanlı geliyor.

649
00:38:47,875 --> 00:38:50,458
Patlayan yıldızlar falan,
demek yıldızlar patlıyor.

650
00:38:50,541 --> 00:38:54,083
Bu şey ne kadar büyük?
Bir evi yok edebilir mi? Mümkün mü?

651
00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:57,333
Dibiasky Kuyrukluyıldızı,
resmî adı bu olacak…

652
00:38:57,416 --> 00:38:58,833
-Adını ondan mı aldı?
-Evet.

653
00:38:58,916 --> 00:39:01,583
-Tebrikler.
-Ne büyük bir şeref. Tebrikler.

654
00:39:01,666 --> 00:39:04,166
Altı ila dokuz kilometre çapında.

655
00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:05,583
-Yani…
-Büyük.

656
00:39:05,666 --> 00:39:08,875
Tüm gezegene hasar verecek boyutta.

657
00:39:08,958 --> 00:39:10,583
Sadece bir eve değil.

658
00:39:10,666 --> 00:39:11,708
Tüm gezegene.

659
00:39:11,791 --> 00:39:14,708
Madem hasar verecek,
acaba New Jersey sahilindeki

660
00:39:14,791 --> 00:39:17,875
belli bir eve düşmesi mümkün mü?
Eski eşimin evi.

661
00:39:17,958 --> 00:39:19,208
Rica etsem olur mu?

662
00:39:19,291 --> 00:39:21,708
Shelly ile ilişkiniz iyi. Kes şunu.

663
00:39:21,791 --> 00:39:23,125
Kes diyorum.

664
00:39:23,208 --> 00:39:26,125
Tamam ama evin parasını ben ödedim.

665
00:39:26,208 --> 00:39:27,500
Kusura bakma.

666
00:39:27,583 --> 00:39:30,666
Pardon ama dediğimiz anlaşılmadı mı?

667
00:39:31,916 --> 00:39:33,791
Size tüm gezegenin

668
00:39:33,875 --> 00:39:37,291
yok olmak üzere olduğunu
anlatmaya çalışıyoruz.

669
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,291
-Peki…
-Yani, şöyle ki…

670
00:39:40,375 --> 00:39:43,625
Bizim olayımız budur.
Kötü haberleri eğlenceli sunarız.

671
00:39:43,708 --> 00:39:45,625
Acı ilacı içmeyi kolaylaştırıyor.

672
00:39:45,708 --> 00:39:47,666
İlaç demişken, yarınki konuğumuz…

673
00:39:47,750 --> 00:39:51,541
Belki de gezegenin yok olması

674
00:39:52,458 --> 00:39:53,833
eğlenceli olmamalı.

675
00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:59,333
Belki de korkunç ve sarsıcı olmalı.

676
00:39:59,416 --> 00:40:01,125
Lütfen bunu yapma.

677
00:40:01,208 --> 00:40:03,333
-Sabaha kadar uyumayıp…
-Lütfen.

678
00:40:03,416 --> 00:40:05,250
…her gece ağlasak yeridir

679
00:40:05,333 --> 00:40:09,750
çünkü hepimiz %100 gebereceğiz ulan!

680
00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:12,416
Baksana.

681
00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:13,500
Üzgünüm.

682
00:40:14,875 --> 00:40:15,708
Dostum.

683
00:40:16,291 --> 00:40:19,708
Kardeşimde bipolar bozukluk var.
Konuşacak birini ararsan…

684
00:40:21,125 --> 00:40:22,041
Pekâlâ.

685
00:40:22,666 --> 00:40:25,583
Normalde de böyle midir?

686
00:40:26,791 --> 00:40:28,583
-Ben…
-Kırıcı bir şey mi dedim?

687
00:40:29,083 --> 00:40:30,083
Yani.

688
00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:33,833
Belki ekstra Xanax'ımı ona versem
iyi olurdu.

689
00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:38,208
Sende fazla yoksa bizde fazlasıyla var.

690
00:40:38,291 --> 00:40:41,166
Bir kaşık Xanax, acı ilacı içtirir,
haksız mıyım?

691
00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:42,916
Haklısın. Çok iyi ya.

692
00:40:43,875 --> 00:40:47,166
-Seni programa yine çağıralım.
-Seveceğimi biliyordum.

693
00:40:47,250 --> 00:40:48,625
Cast ajansından mı?

694
00:40:49,416 --> 00:40:50,333
Tamam.

695
00:40:50,416 --> 00:40:52,791
Pekâlâ, yakışıklı gökbilimciye

696
00:40:52,875 --> 00:40:56,375
kapımız hep açık
ama bağıran abla bir daha gelmese de olur.

697
00:40:56,458 --> 00:40:59,416
Katılıyorum.
Yarınki konuğumuz çoğu insana göre

698
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:03,083
iki sene sonra Başkan Orlean'i
koltuğundan edebilecek adam.

699
00:41:03,166 --> 00:41:05,166
Senatör Jeff Lerner gelecek.

700
00:41:05,250 --> 00:41:08,000
Cinayet suçundan yanlışlıkla hapis yatan

701
00:41:08,083 --> 00:41:12,375
Michelle Weems'le Ünlüler Dans Ediyor'daki
tartışmalı üçüncülüğünü konuşacağız.

702
00:41:12,458 --> 00:41:15,833
-Kazanmasını bekliyordum.
-Olabilir. Bana göre hâlâ suçlu.

703
00:41:15,916 --> 00:41:18,291
-Günlük Fırt'ın sonuna geldik.
-İyi günler.

704
00:41:18,916 --> 00:41:20,583
-Ve kestik!
-Bitti mi?

705
00:41:20,666 --> 00:41:21,958
-Şey…
-Evet.

706
00:41:22,041 --> 00:41:24,500
-Mesajımız alındı mı?
-Program bitti.

707
00:41:24,583 --> 00:41:28,500
Sen harikaydın ama o aslan yeleli kız
medya eğitimi alsa iyi olur.

708
00:41:29,625 --> 00:41:31,708
-Sahiden mi?
-Evet, çok kötüydü.

709
00:41:32,541 --> 00:41:33,916
Teşekkürler Billy.

710
00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:39,500
17.00'deki toplantımızdan sonra
Aundrine'in yerinde bir şeyler içeriz.

711
00:41:39,583 --> 00:41:42,041
Eğlenceli olur. Sen de gelsene.

712
00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:45,041
Bakarım. Davet için teşekkürler. Sağ ol.

713
00:41:47,916 --> 00:41:49,041
Kate?

714
00:41:49,125 --> 00:41:51,541
-Kate?
-Hey. Mükemmeldin.

715
00:41:51,625 --> 00:41:54,291
-Sağ ol.
-Portfolyom için fotoğraf çeksem?

716
00:41:54,375 --> 00:41:57,083
-Tabii.
-Teşekkürler.

717
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,375
Sizden önceki bölümde
Riley Bina, DJ Chello'ya

718
00:42:01,458 --> 00:42:02,750
barışalım dediğinde

719
00:42:02,833 --> 00:42:06,041
sosyal medyada etkileşimler tavan yaptı.

720
00:42:06,875 --> 00:42:08,916
Ya bizim bölümde?

721
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,958
Randall ve Kate,

722
00:42:12,041 --> 00:42:15,750
sizin bölümde
Bayan Dibiasky narayı basınca ilgi arttı.

723
00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:19,041
Maalesef hemen sonrasında tepkiler geldi

724
00:42:19,125 --> 00:42:20,833
ve anında meme'e dönüştü.

725
00:42:20,916 --> 00:42:22,208
Tanrım.

726
00:42:22,291 --> 00:42:23,583
DELİ, GÖZLERDEN BELLİ

727
00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:26,250
-Çok fena.
-Deli olduğumu düşünüyorlar.

728
00:42:26,333 --> 00:42:29,666
Şuna bakar mısınız?
Buna ne gerek var şimdi?

729
00:42:30,708 --> 00:42:33,125
-Devam edebilirsin Erin.
-Evet.

730
00:42:33,208 --> 00:42:36,416
Çok ayıp ama.
İnternette bunu yapmak yasak değil mi?

731
00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:37,625
Galiba Photoshop.

732
00:42:37,708 --> 00:42:40,083
Üstüne alınma. İşin püf noktası bu.

733
00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:44,458
Öte yandan Dr. Mindy epey popüler oldu.

734
00:42:44,541 --> 00:42:49,125
Vegan*Yavru demiş ki
"Miyav! Taş gibi Yıldız Adam'a vuruldum."

735
00:42:49,208 --> 00:42:52,208
Bazıları lakap takmış,
"Seksi Bakışlı Kıyamet Tellalı"

736
00:42:52,291 --> 00:42:55,333
veya YAİG
yani "Yatağa Atmak İstediğim Gökbilimci".

737
00:42:56,125 --> 00:42:58,666
Bunun konumuzla ne alakası var?

738
00:42:59,375 --> 00:43:01,333
Hepsi bu kadar.

739
00:43:01,416 --> 00:43:02,500
SUNUMUN SONU

740
00:43:02,583 --> 00:43:05,666
Haber hiçbir internet sayfasında
ön plana çıkmadı

741
00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:09,625
ve tıklama oranları
hava durumu ve trafikten daha düşüktü.

742
00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:12,500
Bu mu yani?

743
00:43:12,583 --> 00:43:14,333
-Biliyordum.
-Bu yani.

744
00:43:15,250 --> 00:43:17,833
-Sağ ol Erin.
-Rica ederim.

745
00:43:18,708 --> 00:43:20,750
Aklım almıyor.

746
00:43:20,833 --> 00:43:22,666
Aklım almıyor. Hiç tepki yok.

747
00:43:22,750 --> 00:43:27,375
Kesinlikle hiç tepki…
İnsanlar neden dehşete düşmedi?

748
00:43:27,458 --> 00:43:29,458
Daha ne diyelim? Ne yapalım?

749
00:43:29,541 --> 00:43:32,916
Meksika ve İspanya'da
verileri analiz ediyorlar,

750
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,708
Güney Kore ilgilendiğini…

751
00:43:34,791 --> 00:43:36,500
Harika. Güney Kore demek.

752
00:43:36,583 --> 00:43:39,041
Birbirimizi kandırmayalım.

753
00:43:39,125 --> 00:43:42,791
Mesele şu,
bize veriler %100 doğru dediniz.

754
00:43:42,875 --> 00:43:44,666
Ama değil. Rezil ettiniz bizi.

755
00:43:44,750 --> 00:43:47,291
-Hayır. Kim doğru değil dedi?
-Efendim?

756
00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:49,666
O zatla konuşmak istiyorum. Kim…

757
00:43:49,750 --> 00:43:53,333
NASA başkanı Dr. Jocelyn Calder

758
00:43:53,416 --> 00:43:56,625
"ıska geçecek felaket paniği" diye
yeni açıklama yaptı.

759
00:43:56,708 --> 00:43:58,625
Konuşmamızı istemeyen oydu.

760
00:43:58,708 --> 00:44:00,083
"Iska geçecek felaket paniği."

761
00:44:00,166 --> 00:44:01,791
Kadın gökbilimci mi ki?

762
00:44:01,875 --> 00:44:04,458
NASA'nın başı,
uyduracak hâli yok herhâlde.

763
00:44:04,541 --> 00:44:05,833
NASA'nın başında, doğru

764
00:44:05,916 --> 00:44:09,875
ama "eski anestezi uzmanı
ve Başkan Orlean'in büyük bağışçısı."

765
00:44:09,958 --> 00:44:11,583
Hemen abartmayalım lütfen.

766
00:44:11,666 --> 00:44:12,666
Hepsi yozlaşmış.

767
00:44:12,750 --> 00:44:16,416
Ama Adul haklı. Büyük bir tartışma var

768
00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:18,708
ve Herald gülünç duruma düştü.

769
00:44:18,791 --> 00:44:21,000
Bu hikâyeyle elimizden geleni yaptık.

770
00:44:21,666 --> 00:44:25,625
Hanımlar ve beyler,
sizlere keyifli bir kıyamet diliyorum.

771
00:44:25,708 --> 00:44:27,708
Bu basit bir hikâye falan değil!

772
00:44:30,208 --> 00:44:32,916
Chicxulub Krateri'nin
iki katı büyüklüğünde

773
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:36,250
bir kuyrukluyıldızın,
atmosferimizin ırzına geçip

774
00:44:36,333 --> 00:44:39,041
Dünya'daki tüm hayatı yok etmesine
tam altı ay,

775
00:44:39,125 --> 00:44:41,750
10 gün, 2 saat,
11 dakika ve 41 saniye var.

776
00:44:42,791 --> 00:44:44,833
Bu hesaplamaları ne zaman yaptın?

777
00:44:45,666 --> 00:44:48,250
Çarpma anını diyet uygulamasına girdim.

778
00:44:48,333 --> 00:44:51,958
Yani diyetim bittiğinde cisim çarpacak.

779
00:44:52,041 --> 00:44:56,125
Tek sorun diyette olmamam.
Sadece günde beş kez ağlıyorum.

780
00:44:56,208 --> 00:44:58,125
-Korkuyorum.
-Beni dinle.

781
00:44:58,833 --> 00:45:01,416
Şu anda herkesin
panik içinde olması lazım.

782
00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:03,416
-Ağlama. Lütfen.
-Biliyorum.

783
00:45:06,833 --> 00:45:08,291
Vay şerefsiz!

784
00:45:09,875 --> 00:45:12,750
ÖLECEĞİMİZİ DÜŞÜNEN ÇATLAK HATUN VAR YA?

785
00:45:12,833 --> 00:45:14,041
BEN ONUNLA YATTIM.

786
00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:17,666
Ne oldu?

787
00:45:17,750 --> 00:45:20,083
Sanırım sevgilim beni terk etti.

788
00:45:20,166 --> 00:45:24,500
İnanmıyorum, ne gün ama.

789
00:45:32,666 --> 00:45:35,958
Gebereceksiniz! Hepiniz…

790
00:45:46,583 --> 00:45:49,708
Herkes bunun bir koltuk altı
veya tuhaf sakallı bir adamın

791
00:45:49,791 --> 00:45:52,458
çene fotoğrafı olduğunu sanmıştı.

792
00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:54,833
Ama tam bir skandala dönüşen…

793
00:45:54,916 --> 00:45:57,833
Başkan Orlean, Anayasa Mahkemesi adayına

794
00:45:57,916 --> 00:46:00,583
mahrem yerlerinin fotoğrafını
cepten yollamış.

795
00:46:00,666 --> 00:46:02,708
-Yuh artık!
-Tık tuzağı.

796
00:46:02,791 --> 00:46:05,250
Böyle bir lider mi istiyorsunuz?

797
00:46:05,333 --> 00:46:07,708
Yoksullara fakirlikten kurtulmak için

798
00:46:07,791 --> 00:46:11,833
sayısal lotoda daha iyi rakam seçmelerini
söylememiş miydi bu kadın?

799
00:46:11,916 --> 00:46:12,958
Cidden söyledi.

800
00:46:13,041 --> 00:46:14,541
Edindiğim bilgiye göre

801
00:46:14,625 --> 00:46:16,750
bu ikilinin yıllardır ilişkisi var.

802
00:46:16,833 --> 00:46:18,416
Daha dün…

803
00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:22,583
Parti üyelerim
Başkan'ı resmen kınamak için

804
00:46:22,666 --> 00:46:23,666
çalışma başlattı.

805
00:46:24,583 --> 00:46:25,500
Janie Orlean…

806
00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:26,916
Tatlım, şuna bak.

807
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,791
Adam daha heliosentrik yörüngeden bihaber,

808
00:46:29,875 --> 00:46:31,791
gelmiş bana çatlak diyor.

809
00:46:32,708 --> 00:46:33,708
Demiş ki

810
00:46:34,541 --> 00:46:38,166
"Hükûmet hürriyetimizi ve silahlarımızı
elimizden alsın diye

811
00:46:38,250 --> 00:46:42,125
Yahudi milyarderler
bu kuyrukluyıldızı icat etti.

812
00:46:42,208 --> 00:46:45,500
#Korkmayın." İnanılmaz.

813
00:46:46,208 --> 00:46:47,083
Tanrım.

814
00:46:47,166 --> 00:46:49,041
Son günlerde epey o sayfadasın.

815
00:46:49,625 --> 00:46:54,833
Evet. Neticede
çeyrek milyon abonem var tatlım.

816
00:46:54,916 --> 00:46:58,125
Gerçeği duyurmak için
makamımı kullanmalıyım, değil mi?

817
00:46:58,833 --> 00:47:01,916
Yürüyüşe çıkıyorum, istersen gel.

818
00:47:05,291 --> 00:47:08,083
Buna bilimsel metot denir,

819
00:47:08,166 --> 00:47:14,541
yarım aklınla komplo teorilerini
yazmak için kullandığın o bilgisayar

820
00:47:14,625 --> 00:47:16,666
bu metotla geliştirildi.

821
00:47:18,125 --> 00:47:19,750
Bakalım buna ne diyeceksin.

822
00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:21,958
Randall?

823
00:47:22,750 --> 00:47:25,250
-Efendim tatlım?
-Ziyaretçin var.

824
00:47:25,916 --> 00:47:28,083
Kim? Of ya.

825
00:47:31,416 --> 00:47:32,500
Tanrım.

826
00:47:33,541 --> 00:47:35,458
Tanrım, tamam.

827
00:47:36,416 --> 00:47:37,250
Peki.

828
00:47:37,791 --> 00:47:39,166
Dr. Randall Mindy misiniz?

829
00:47:39,250 --> 00:47:40,250
Evet, benim.

830
00:47:41,708 --> 00:47:43,250
"Hepimiz gebereceğiz."

831
00:47:43,916 --> 00:47:45,708
Siktir git lütfen.

832
00:47:48,750 --> 00:47:51,958
FBI! Kıpırdama! Hemen diz çök!

833
00:47:52,708 --> 00:47:55,500
Ulusal güvenlik sırlarını
ifşa etmekten tutuklusun.

834
00:47:55,583 --> 00:47:56,458
Tanrı aşkına!

835
00:47:56,541 --> 00:48:00,125
Arasaydınız ya
veya daireme gelebilirdiniz.

836
00:48:01,208 --> 00:48:03,208
Bu ne hâl, âmâ kılığında mısın?

837
00:48:05,666 --> 00:48:08,583
-Yere yat!
-Tamam. Sakin olalım.

838
00:48:09,541 --> 00:48:12,083
Senden daha çok deri pigmentim olabilir.

839
00:48:12,166 --> 00:48:15,083
Ataların Kuzey Avrupa'ya göç edince

840
00:48:15,166 --> 00:48:17,250
tenleri daha açık tenli oldu çünkü…

841
00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:22,958
Beni Batcave'e götürmüyorsanız
göt herifler,

842
00:48:23,041 --> 00:48:24,708
bu çuvalı geçirmeniz adilik.

843
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,416
Dikkat edin, bedava şeylere para alır.

844
00:48:30,250 --> 00:48:32,500
Burada ne arıyor? Bizimle mi?

845
00:48:33,250 --> 00:48:34,625
Beyler, girebilirsiniz.

846
00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:41,541
Winston Churchill'in bir lafı vardır,

847
00:48:41,625 --> 00:48:47,500
gerçi Bobby Knight da demiş olabilir,
"Liderliğin en büyük yükü,

848
00:48:47,583 --> 00:48:51,083
gurur boyunduruğunu çıkarıp

849
00:48:51,833 --> 00:48:54,791
hata yaptığını kabul etmektir."

850
00:48:54,875 --> 00:48:56,416
Sen de benim gibi kandırıldın

851
00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:59,208
ama sonuçta Harvard, Princeton falan gibi

852
00:48:59,291 --> 00:49:04,500
prestijli okulların bilim insanları
verileri teyit etti.

853
00:49:04,583 --> 00:49:08,416
Bu sebepten ötürü size başkanlık özrü

854
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000
sunmak istiyoruz.

855
00:49:12,083 --> 00:49:13,708
-Sahiden mi?
-Duydun mu?

856
00:49:13,791 --> 00:49:16,625
Bu gezegeni kurtarmak için

857
00:49:16,708 --> 00:49:19,583
dev bir girişimle eyleme geçmeye hazırız.

858
00:49:21,666 --> 00:49:23,750
Ne zamandır aldığım en güzel haber.

859
00:49:23,833 --> 00:49:30,375
Yani 180 derece çark etmenin sebebi,
porno yıldızı şerif sevgiline

860
00:49:30,458 --> 00:49:35,708
kukunun resmini gönderdiğin için
Kongre seçimlerini kaybedecek olman.

861
00:49:35,791 --> 00:49:39,791
Bu yüzden de kuyrukluyıldız krizini
fırsata çevirmek istiyorsun.

862
00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:42,541
Doğru.

863
00:49:42,625 --> 00:49:44,000
Peki.

864
00:49:44,708 --> 00:49:46,000
Tamam. Yani…

865
00:49:47,791 --> 00:49:51,041
Neticede bir şey yapacağınız için
çok rahatladım.

866
00:49:51,125 --> 00:49:54,708
-Tamam.
-Bu süreç gerçekten…

867
00:49:54,791 --> 00:49:56,958
-Gerçekten çok zordu.
-Gel.

868
00:49:57,041 --> 00:50:00,125
Hepimiz için son derece stresli geçti.

869
00:50:00,208 --> 00:50:01,291
Evet, katılıyorum.

870
00:50:01,375 --> 00:50:03,583
Omuzlarımızdan büyük bir yük kalktı.

871
00:50:03,666 --> 00:50:06,583
Kusura bakma
ama ağlayınca çok çirkin oluyorsun.

872
00:50:06,666 --> 00:50:08,458
Olabilir.

873
00:50:08,541 --> 00:50:10,458
Niye beklediğimizi soracaklar.

874
00:50:10,541 --> 00:50:12,958
Bunun sorumluluğunu sen üstleneceksin.

875
00:50:13,041 --> 00:50:16,083
Ama ileride seninle ilgileniriz Jocelyn.

876
00:50:16,750 --> 00:50:18,375
-Hallederiz.
-Elbette Janie.

877
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,500
Yarın ilk iş istifamı sunarım.

878
00:50:21,583 --> 00:50:24,250
-Güzel.
-Bu çok tuhaf.

879
00:50:24,333 --> 00:50:26,458
Anestezi uzmanı işte.

880
00:50:26,541 --> 00:50:29,541
Ben Başkan olarak

881
00:50:29,625 --> 00:50:32,166
ulusa sesleneceğim.

882
00:50:32,250 --> 00:50:35,041
Basına önceden haber vermeyeceğiz.

883
00:50:35,125 --> 00:50:37,916
Böylece son dakika

884
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,666
acil durum havası oluşur.

885
00:50:39,750 --> 00:50:41,583
Bekleyenler muradına erer.

886
00:50:43,416 --> 00:50:44,416
Gördünüz mü?

887
00:50:45,458 --> 00:50:47,125
Amanın!

888
00:50:48,750 --> 00:50:50,041
ACİL DURUM YAYINI

889
00:50:50,125 --> 00:50:53,166
Acil durum sebebiyle
ABD Başkanı ulusa seslenecek,

890
00:50:53,250 --> 00:50:56,666
Hayalimdeki Nişanlı yayınına
kısa bir ara veriyoruz.

891
00:50:59,916 --> 00:51:02,875
Amerikan vatandaşları ve dünya halkları,

892
00:51:03,458 --> 00:51:04,791
demin bilgime sunulan

893
00:51:04,875 --> 00:51:09,000
bilimsel veriler
bir felaket senaryosunu teyit ediyor.

894
00:51:10,625 --> 00:51:14,833
Dokuz kilometre çapında
eşi benzeri görülmemiş bir kuyrukluyıldız,

895
00:51:14,916 --> 00:51:20,666
biricik yuvamız Dünya gezegenine
doğrudan çarpmak üzere ilerliyor.

896
00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:24,666
Tahminî varış vakti
takriben beş ay sonrası.

897
00:51:24,750 --> 00:51:25,666
Bu sebeple…

898
00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:27,958
Kongreye
dev bütçeli bir tasarı hazırladık.

899
00:51:28,041 --> 00:51:31,791
Acil harcama paketini
Kongre'nin onayına sundum bile.

900
00:51:31,875 --> 00:51:34,083
Senato ve Meclis kabul etti.

901
00:51:34,166 --> 00:51:35,000
Güzel.

902
00:51:35,083 --> 00:51:39,166
Bu paket, NASA'nın ve yüce ordumuzun

903
00:51:39,250 --> 00:51:41,083
nükleer patlayıcılarla donatılmış

904
00:51:42,541 --> 00:51:46,250
eski uzay mekikleri ve uydularla

905
00:51:46,333 --> 00:51:49,041
önleyici bir darbe indirmesini sağlayacak.

906
00:51:49,125 --> 00:51:53,333
Dibiasky Kuyrukluyıldızı'nı
yörüngesinden çıkaracağız…

907
00:51:53,416 --> 00:51:55,458
Ama bize bir kahraman lazım.

908
00:51:55,541 --> 00:51:58,791
Bir pilot lazım, gerçek silahlar ve…

909
00:51:58,875 --> 00:52:02,250
Görevin uzaktan kumandayla
halledilmesi gerekmez mi?

910
00:52:02,333 --> 00:52:04,541
Washington kahramansız yapamaz.

911
00:52:04,625 --> 00:52:06,166
Özgürlük Madalyası sahibi,

912
00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:13,000
dobra yurtsever Benedict Drask'ten
bu zor görevi üstlenmesini

913
00:52:13,083 --> 00:52:16,250
rica ettim.

914
00:52:16,333 --> 00:52:19,541
Pardon. Bahsettiğiniz bey, Beyaz Saray'da

915
00:52:19,625 --> 00:52:22,416
çocuklara bağıran paralı asker değil mi?

916
00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:25,916
Evet. Kendisine Başkanlık girişimine
liderlik etme

917
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,333
şerefi verilmişti,
çocuklara spor yaptırıyordu.

918
00:52:29,416 --> 00:52:31,250
Kıpırdayın lan koca götlüler!

919
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,333
Amma pısırıksınız lan.

920
00:52:34,416 --> 00:52:36,666
-Pardon.
-Başka kuşaktan ya.

921
00:52:36,750 --> 00:52:38,083
Onunla çıkmıştım.

922
00:52:38,166 --> 00:52:40,708
Birlikte savaştığım son pısırığa
ne mi oldu?

923
00:52:41,458 --> 00:52:43,250
Hiç parçalanmış birini gördünüz mü?

924
00:52:47,416 --> 00:52:49,541
Benedict Drask göreve hazırdır.

925
00:52:51,708 --> 00:52:53,791
-Teşekkürler…
-Muhteşem olacak.

926
00:52:53,875 --> 00:52:55,458
Harika bir sesi var.

927
00:52:55,541 --> 00:52:58,166
-Bir demeç verecek.
-Bazıları buna…

928
00:52:58,250 --> 00:52:59,625
Vücudu da bir harika.

929
00:52:59,708 --> 00:53:01,041
-Gerçekten ama.
-Evet.

930
00:53:01,125 --> 00:53:02,208
…intihar görevi diyor.

931
00:53:02,291 --> 00:53:04,458
Tek ricam var,

932
00:53:05,541 --> 00:53:06,875
eğer ki dönemezsem

933
00:53:08,041 --> 00:53:11,458
fedakârlığım sonucu kazandığınız
ek hayatın hakkını verin.

934
00:53:11,541 --> 00:53:14,000
Fedakârlığım sonucu kazandıkları ek hayat.

935
00:53:14,625 --> 00:53:16,500
-Nasıl?
-Ben yazdım.

936
00:53:16,583 --> 00:53:18,708
Bu, Er Ryan'ı Kurtarmak'tan değil mi?

937
00:53:18,791 --> 00:53:21,708
-Evet.
-Hayır canım, hiç alakası yok.

938
00:53:21,791 --> 00:53:25,625
Ayrıca arkamda duran bilim insanlarına
özel şükranlarımı sunarım.

939
00:53:25,708 --> 00:53:28,250
Bu meselede herkesin yardımı lazım.

940
00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:30,166
-Herkesin.
-…bu büyüyen tehditte.

941
00:53:30,250 --> 00:53:33,916
Hepiniz destek olacaksınız
ve bu mesajı yayacaksınız.

942
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,458
…Afrikalı Amerikalı bilim adamı.

943
00:53:35,541 --> 00:53:37,125
Bayan Dibiasky…

944
00:53:37,208 --> 00:53:40,583
Kuyrukluyıldıza adını veren
Kate Dibiasky de yanımızda

945
00:53:40,666 --> 00:53:42,458
ama ona kızmayın.

946
00:53:42,541 --> 00:53:46,166
…muhalif gençlik, akıl hastaları
ve diğer marjinal gruplara

947
00:53:46,250 --> 00:53:48,125
-hitap ediyor.
-Teşekkürler.

948
00:53:48,208 --> 00:53:51,500
-Elimizden geleni yaparız.
-Yeter ki gerekeni yapın.

949
00:53:51,583 --> 00:53:52,916
-Yanınızdayız.
-Evet.

950
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:58,666
Özellikle de siz Dr. Mindy, her nedense
meslektaşlarınızdan çok daha popülersiniz.

951
00:53:58,750 --> 00:54:04,250
Ortak düşmanımız Dibiasky'yi
yok etmemize yardım edecek.

952
00:54:04,875 --> 00:54:07,041
Harika. Sanırım tamamız.

953
00:54:07,125 --> 00:54:08,666
Evet. Gidelim.

954
00:54:08,750 --> 00:54:10,291
-Bir şey diyebilir miyim?
-Kate…

955
00:54:10,375 --> 00:54:12,000
Duymak için sabırsızlanıyoruz.

956
00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:14,375
Sana oy vermedim.

957
00:54:16,541 --> 00:54:22,708
Ama buradaki mesele
elbette benim kuruntularımdan öte.

958
00:54:22,791 --> 00:54:27,125
Bu yüzden
bu girişimi %100 destekleyeceğim.

959
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:31,791
Seni ne kadar itici bulsam da yapacağım.

960
00:54:32,458 --> 00:54:34,375
Vay canına. Harika.

961
00:54:34,458 --> 00:54:36,291
Evet. Çok hoş.

962
00:54:36,375 --> 00:54:39,125
Bu arada, kafana çuval geçirten bendim.

963
00:54:39,208 --> 00:54:42,250
FBI öyle yapmaz. CIA yapar. Ben yaptırdım.

964
00:54:42,333 --> 00:54:45,083
Var ya, tahmin etmiştim. Gerçekten.

965
00:54:45,958 --> 00:54:48,416
İyi tahmin etmişsin çünkü ben yaptım.

966
00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:51,291
-Çok komik ve havalıydı.
-Tamam.

967
00:54:51,375 --> 00:54:55,458
İsa Mesih her birinizi kutsasın,

968
00:54:56,208 --> 00:54:59,333
özellikle de
kendi partimin saygıdeğer üyelerini.

969
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,125
Muzaffer olacağız.

970
00:55:31,708 --> 00:55:34,125
Hepimiz gebereceğiz!

971
00:55:35,291 --> 00:55:38,083
Bu kuyrukluyıldız işi beni acayip geriyor.

972
00:55:38,166 --> 00:55:40,250
Geliyor işte. Kazmaya başlayın.

973
00:55:40,333 --> 00:55:42,708
Küreklere e-markette talep çok.

974
00:55:42,791 --> 00:55:45,666
Kongre seçimini
Başkan Orlean açık ara kazandı.

975
00:55:45,750 --> 00:55:46,833
KAMUOYU DESTEĞİ %99,1

976
00:55:46,916 --> 00:55:49,208
-Çok seksi.
-Tanesi bin dolar.

977
00:55:49,291 --> 00:55:50,916
#GökbilimciCadı
#KabahatliKate

978
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,125
KUYRUKLUYILDIZ SAHTE Mİ?

979
00:55:52,833 --> 00:55:56,916
-Acilen sevişmeliyiz!
-"…vazifeyi yerine getireceğime."

980
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,125
"Tanrı yardımcın olsun."

981
00:55:58,208 --> 00:56:00,416
-Tanrı yardımcım olsun.
-Tebrikler.

982
00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:01,625
BORSA UÇUYOR!

983
00:56:01,708 --> 00:56:05,458
Nobel Barış Ödülü
adaylığından bahsediliyor.

984
00:56:08,916 --> 00:56:10,500
BORSA ÇAKILIYOR, REKOR DÜŞÜŞ!

985
00:56:16,916 --> 00:56:18,625
SON YAKIN
SUPERBOWL OYNANACAK MI?

986
00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:25,041
Merhaba Sammy.

987
00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:28,416
Gerçekten doktor musun?

988
00:56:28,500 --> 00:56:31,666
Sayılır. Gökbilimciyim.

989
00:56:32,750 --> 00:56:35,833
Gökbilimci ne demek?

990
00:56:35,916 --> 00:56:38,708
Dr. Mindy, Amerika'da ve dünyada

991
00:56:38,791 --> 00:56:40,541
herkes korku içinde.

992
00:56:40,625 --> 00:56:42,708
Aileler çocuklarına
ne diyeceğini bilmiyor.

993
00:56:42,791 --> 00:56:45,291
Anlamalarına nasıl yardımcı olabilirsiniz?

994
00:56:45,791 --> 00:56:48,791
Herkesin korktuğuna eminim

995
00:56:49,458 --> 00:56:55,708
ama inanın bana, şu anda
en parlak zihinler bu konuya kafa yoruyor.

996
00:56:56,250 --> 00:57:00,458
Planın bilimsel detaylarını inceledim,
çok sağlam bir plan.

997
00:57:00,541 --> 00:57:05,208
Dr. Randall, sözleriniz
seyircilerimizin içini ferahlatıyor,

998
00:57:05,291 --> 00:57:09,416
cesaretiniz ve hizmetlerinizden ötürü
teşekkür ederiz.

999
00:57:09,500 --> 00:57:11,166
Şunu eklemek isterim,

1000
00:57:11,958 --> 00:57:16,291
ne zaman korksam veya yalnız hissetsem

1001
00:57:17,833 --> 00:57:22,250
sizi düşünüyorum ve rahatlıyorum.
Teşekkür ederim.

1002
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,375
Bu benim vazifem.

1003
00:57:35,458 --> 00:57:37,583
-Bana öleceğimizi söyle.
-Ne?

1004
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,791
-Hepimizin öleceğini söyle.
-Hepimiz öleceğiz.

1005
00:57:42,875 --> 00:57:43,708
Tanrım!

1006
00:57:43,791 --> 00:57:47,375
Bu iki Marksist sırf "bilim" dedi diye

1007
00:57:47,458 --> 00:57:49,583
söyledikleri her şeye inanalım mı?

1008
00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:52,291
Hem bir kuyrukluyıldız olduğu ne malum?

1009
00:57:52,375 --> 00:57:56,125
Kongre Üyesi Bay Pawketty, bu veri

1010
00:57:56,208 --> 00:58:00,458
yüzlerce tanınmış bilim insanı tarafından
bağımsız olarak teyit edildi.

1011
00:58:00,541 --> 00:58:04,541
Size neden güvenelim?
Kuyrukluyıldız adınızı taşıyor.

1012
00:58:05,958 --> 00:58:08,000
Ne alakası var, anlamadım.

1013
00:58:08,083 --> 00:58:09,791
O hâlde soruyu cevaplayın!

1014
00:58:09,875 --> 00:58:11,916
-Soruyu cevaplayın.
-Soru ne?

1015
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:13,125
Çocukluk etmeyin.

1016
00:58:13,208 --> 00:58:14,666
Bu çok saçma.

1017
00:58:16,416 --> 00:58:20,416
Düşündüm de birbirimizi hiç tanımıyoruz.
Öyle değil mi?

1018
00:58:22,125 --> 00:58:23,083
Doğru.

1019
00:58:24,291 --> 00:58:27,666
Sana ne zaman hayatınla ilgili soru sorsam

1020
00:58:27,750 --> 00:58:31,416
en sevdiğin restoranları anlatıyorsun.

1021
00:58:32,375 --> 00:58:33,541
Yani… Şey…

1022
00:58:34,250 --> 00:58:38,291
Hiç hazzetmem bu tanışma fasıllarından.

1023
00:58:39,375 --> 00:58:41,000
Tabii. Anlıyorum.

1024
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,208
Peki, tamam, aradan çıkaralım hadi.

1025
00:58:47,708 --> 00:58:48,791
Tamam.

1026
00:58:49,958 --> 00:58:50,916
Evet…

1027
00:58:52,375 --> 00:58:56,833
Dedem şoklayarak dondurma
işleminin mucidi.

1028
00:58:56,916 --> 00:58:59,166
Dolayısıyla ailem paraya para demez

1029
00:58:59,250 --> 00:59:03,500
ama üç kez yüksek lisans yaparak
bunlardan uzaklaştım.

1030
00:59:04,666 --> 00:59:07,333
İki kere boşandım.

1031
00:59:07,416 --> 00:59:13,750
Eşlerimden biri Dışişleri Bakanı idi,
diğeri de sportif balıkçılık yapıyordu.

1032
00:59:15,083 --> 00:59:19,666
Eski iki başkanla yattım.

1033
00:59:19,750 --> 00:59:24,583
Dört dil biliyorum
ve iki Monet tablom var.

1034
00:59:26,291 --> 00:59:27,125
Vay be.

1035
00:59:27,750 --> 00:59:29,958
İki başkan ha. İnanılmaz.

1036
00:59:31,958 --> 00:59:33,875
-Sıra bende mi?
-Evet.

1037
00:59:34,583 --> 00:59:40,250
Pekâlâ. Babam
ortaokulda coğrafya hocasıydı.

1038
00:59:40,333 --> 00:59:43,583
Annem mutfağında kuaförlük yapardı.

1039
00:59:44,500 --> 00:59:47,500
İki sene önce köpeğimiz JoJo öldü,

1040
00:59:47,583 --> 00:59:49,583
çok duygusal bir olaydı.

1041
00:59:49,666 --> 00:59:53,041
Hiç o kadar ağladığımı hatırlamıyorum.

1042
00:59:54,583 --> 00:59:55,541
Ve…

1043
00:59:57,333 --> 01:00:02,541
…Yıldız Savaşları posterimi
nihayet Mark Hamill'e imzalattım.

1044
01:00:02,625 --> 01:00:04,708
Garajda duruyor. Yani… Evet.

1045
01:00:05,583 --> 01:00:07,666
Peki, güzel.

1046
01:00:09,833 --> 01:00:11,125
Aradan çıktı işte.

1047
01:00:15,541 --> 01:00:17,958
Akşam yemeğe nereye gideceğiz?

1048
01:00:22,916 --> 01:00:26,250
FIRLATMA GÜNÜ

1049
01:00:26,333 --> 01:00:28,916
Rab çobanımdır. Eksiğim olmaz.

1050
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,125
Beni yemyeşil çayırlarda yatırır.

1051
01:00:31,875 --> 01:00:36,083
Sakin suların kıyısına götürür.
İçimi tazeler.

1052
01:00:36,166 --> 01:00:39,541
Normandiya Çıkarması'ndan beri
böyle asil bir görev uğruna

1053
01:00:39,625 --> 01:00:43,416
bu denli büyük kaynaklarla
ve insan gücüyle seferber olunmamıştı.

1054
01:00:44,041 --> 01:00:46,916
İnsanımızın sergilediği cesaret, maharet

1055
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,833
ve fedakârlıktan etkilenmemek
mümkün değil.

1056
01:01:09,541 --> 01:01:12,125
Evet millet. Herkes tetikte olsun.

1057
01:01:14,041 --> 01:01:20,041
Şunu bilmeni isterim, bu olay
hayatımın en büyük atılımı. Sağ ol.

1058
01:01:33,333 --> 01:01:36,541
Gecikmenin sebebi ne?
Neyi bekliyoruz arkadaş?

1059
01:01:37,500 --> 01:01:40,625
Hadisenize lan,
yakın şu maytabın fitilini artık!

1060
01:01:41,166 --> 01:01:42,541
Bütün gün bekleyemem!

1061
01:01:42,625 --> 01:01:47,208
Komutan Drask, başkanınız konuşuyor.

1062
01:01:48,458 --> 01:01:50,333
Ülkeniz size müteşekkir.

1063
01:01:51,083 --> 01:01:52,750
Gezegeniniz size müteşekkir.

1064
01:01:53,416 --> 01:01:55,875
Tanrı müteşekkir, ben de müteşekkirim.

1065
01:01:56,583 --> 01:01:59,208
Bana bir tek Jack Daniels verin

1066
01:02:00,083 --> 01:02:03,208
ve alkollü araç kullanmaktan yediğim
cezaları silin, fit olalım.

1067
01:02:05,083 --> 01:02:08,916
Burası Görev Kontrol.
Tüm kontroller tamam.

1068
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,416
Fırlatma rampası için son uyarı.

1069
01:02:11,500 --> 01:02:17,208
Keşfiniz sayesinde bu göreve çıkarak
Dünya'yı kurtarma şansı yakaladık.

1070
01:02:18,375 --> 01:02:19,666
Bu şerefi

1071
01:02:22,041 --> 01:02:22,958
size veriyorum.

1072
01:02:28,458 --> 01:02:29,458
Teşekkürler.

1073
01:02:32,250 --> 01:02:35,125
Sağ olun Sayın Başkan.

1074
01:02:36,375 --> 01:02:38,833
Dünya gezegeni vatandaşları,

1075
01:02:40,375 --> 01:02:43,041
gerçekleştirilene dek
her şey teorik olarak

1076
01:02:43,708 --> 01:02:45,125
imkânsızdır.

1077
01:02:46,250 --> 01:02:49,750
Ve böylelikle fırlatmayı başlatabiliriz.

1078
01:02:49,833 --> 01:02:50,708
Evet.

1079
01:02:50,791 --> 01:02:52,541
-Harika.
-Teşekkürler.

1080
01:02:52,625 --> 01:02:53,541
Çok iyiydi.

1081
01:02:55,833 --> 01:02:57,708
Katılmamda bir sakınca var mı?

1082
01:02:59,125 --> 01:03:01,000
-Herkese selam.
-Merhaba Peter.

1083
01:03:01,083 --> 01:03:05,708
Merhaba. Brie,
her zamanki gibi fevkaladesin.

1084
01:03:06,958 --> 01:03:08,375
Buraya girmesine izin var mı?

1085
01:03:08,458 --> 01:03:12,291
Evet, Platin Kartal seviyesi bağışçımız.
Her yere girebilir.

1086
01:03:12,375 --> 01:03:14,000
Görev dizisi başlatılsın.

1087
01:03:14,708 --> 01:03:17,625
Ekstazi kafa yapmaya başladı.
Zamanlamam mükemmel.

1088
01:03:17,708 --> 01:03:24,125
On, dokuz, sekiz, yedi, altı, beş, dört…

1089
01:03:24,875 --> 01:03:26,125
Üç…

1090
01:03:40,541 --> 01:03:41,750
Tanrı'ya şükür!

1091
01:04:09,625 --> 01:04:11,583
Hiç uydu kaybetmedik.

1092
01:04:11,666 --> 01:04:14,916
Hata payı iki tanesini kaybetmekti.

1093
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:19,166
Sayın Başkan, rica etsem
dışarıda biraz konuşabilir miyiz?

1094
01:04:19,791 --> 01:04:20,916
Tanrım.

1095
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,791
Görevin başarılı olma ihtimali
%81'e yükseldi.

1096
01:04:23,875 --> 01:04:25,875
Muazzam.

1097
01:04:26,583 --> 01:04:27,750
Janie, hemen!

1098
01:04:27,833 --> 01:04:30,583
Çok pardon.

1099
01:04:30,666 --> 01:04:32,250
Peter, kusura bakma…

1100
01:04:36,500 --> 01:04:41,750
Yuvamız dediğimiz şu güzel mavi topu
buradan selamlıyorum.

1101
01:04:42,250 --> 01:04:45,458
Harıl harıl çalışan
gururlu beyaz insanlar,

1102
01:04:46,125 --> 01:04:47,250
Tanrı sizi korusun.

1103
01:04:47,875 --> 01:04:50,125
Kuşak farkı işte. Evet.

1104
01:04:50,791 --> 01:04:53,666
Buradan tüm Indian'lara sesleniyorum.

1105
01:04:53,750 --> 01:04:59,041
İki türe de, hem filleri olanlara
hem elinde ok ve yay olanlara.

1106
01:04:59,708 --> 01:05:02,958
Niye bunca zamandır ittifak kurmadınız?
Süper olmaz mı?

1107
01:05:03,625 --> 01:05:05,458
Tüm geylere de selam olsun.

1108
01:05:05,541 --> 01:05:07,875
Komutan, roket ayrılmak üzere.

1109
01:05:07,958 --> 01:05:10,625
-Telsizi meşgul etmeyelim.
-Anlaşıldı.

1110
01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:23,416
Ayrılma gerçekleşti.

1111
01:05:23,500 --> 01:05:24,500
Muhteşem.

1112
01:05:29,083 --> 01:05:30,166
Fransızca mıydı?

1113
01:05:31,458 --> 01:05:37,000
Evet. Anlamı, "melekler cennete uçar."

1114
01:05:38,333 --> 01:05:42,458
Dartmouth'ta okurken incelediğimiz
bir 14. yüzyıl şiiri.

1115
01:05:42,541 --> 01:05:45,875
Fırlatmayı izlerken bu şiiri düşündüm

1116
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:48,416
ve seni.

1117
01:05:49,500 --> 01:05:50,500
Tanrım, kendimi…

1118
01:05:51,375 --> 01:05:52,333
…tutamıyorum…

1119
01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:04,750
#FırlatmaChallenge

1120
01:06:05,791 --> 01:06:08,666
Sanırım hastaneye gidip
göstersem iyi olacak.

1121
01:06:08,750 --> 01:06:10,708
Hadi, yapalım!

1122
01:06:10,791 --> 01:06:13,666
Hadi!

1123
01:06:17,458 --> 01:06:19,583
Arkadaşlar, görevle ilgili

1124
01:06:19,666 --> 01:06:23,416
hayati bir bilgi az evvel bana bildirildi.

1125
01:06:32,625 --> 01:06:34,291
Sanki geri dönüyor.

1126
01:06:37,125 --> 01:06:40,250
Yok, dönmüyor. Rota düzeltmesi bu.

1127
01:06:40,333 --> 01:06:41,875
Standart uygulamadır.

1128
01:06:41,958 --> 01:06:43,458
Deniz Kuvvetleri'ndeydim.

1129
01:06:45,083 --> 01:06:47,375
Yok. Geri dönüyor.

1130
01:06:47,458 --> 01:06:51,166
Kalabalığın kafası karıştı

1131
01:06:51,250 --> 01:06:52,875
ama ne yalan söyleyeyim,

1132
01:06:52,958 --> 01:06:55,916
şu anda ne diyeceğimi ben de bilmiyorum.

1133
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:59,208
Kesinlikle geri dönüyor.

1134
01:06:59,291 --> 01:07:01,666
Doğrudan mekiğe bakıyorum.

1135
01:07:01,750 --> 01:07:05,500
Drask'in mekiği kesinlikle dönüyor.

1136
01:07:07,916 --> 01:07:10,291
Ne olduğunu anlayan var mı Tanrı aşkına?

1137
01:07:16,208 --> 01:07:17,583
Hâlâ kilitli.

1138
01:07:17,666 --> 01:07:20,416
Ne olmuş olabilir ki, anlamıyorum.

1139
01:07:20,500 --> 01:07:23,250
Görev başarıyla ilerliyordu.
Her şey düzgündü.

1140
01:07:23,333 --> 01:07:25,541
Pek çok şey olabilir aslında.

1141
01:07:26,250 --> 01:07:31,958
Kılavuz sistem hata vermiştir
veya bomba dengesizleşmiştir, kim bilir.

1142
01:07:32,583 --> 01:07:34,708
Durum Odası'na giren adam kimdi?

1143
01:07:34,791 --> 01:07:35,625
Tanıdık geldi.

1144
01:07:35,708 --> 01:07:42,083
BASH'in CEO'su Peter Isherwell'di,
gelmiş geçmiş en zengin üçüncü insan.

1145
01:07:42,166 --> 01:07:46,125
Gutenberg İncili'ni satın alıp
sonra da kaybeden adam oydu.

1146
01:07:47,291 --> 01:07:48,916
Beklettim, kusura bakmayın.

1147
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,833
Her şey belirsizliğini koruyor.

1148
01:07:53,291 --> 01:07:54,541
Dr. Randall,

1149
01:07:54,625 --> 01:07:56,916
artık Beyaz Saray
Baş Bilim Danışmanı'sınız.

1150
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:57,833
Ne?

1151
01:07:57,916 --> 01:08:00,666
Acil Kabine toplantısına
katılmanız gerekiyor,

1152
01:08:00,750 --> 01:08:02,000
orada bilgi verilecek.

1153
01:08:02,083 --> 01:08:02,916
Ya biz?

1154
01:08:03,666 --> 01:08:06,166
İznin yok güzelim. Üzme tatlı canını.

1155
01:08:06,250 --> 01:08:09,000
Kraker ve su getirdim.

1156
01:08:09,083 --> 01:08:10,750
Yere atmana gerek yok.

1157
01:08:10,833 --> 01:08:12,375
Taş çatlasın üç dört saat sürer.

1158
01:08:12,458 --> 01:08:15,583
Al Kate. Niye yere attı bilmiyorum.

1159
01:08:15,666 --> 01:08:17,750
Ya tuvalete gitmemiz gerekirse?

1160
01:08:17,833 --> 01:08:19,750
Yere gazete sereriz.

1161
01:08:19,833 --> 01:08:21,583
Koku giderici getiririm.

1162
01:08:21,666 --> 01:08:24,000
-Kısa, öz ve basit bilim.
-Döneceğim.

1163
01:08:24,083 --> 01:08:24,958
Hadi.

1164
01:08:25,041 --> 01:08:27,083
Bilim doğruları söyler Randall.

1165
01:08:28,875 --> 01:08:30,500
Ya… Gelmek istiyor musun?

1166
01:08:30,583 --> 01:08:31,500
Evet.

1167
01:08:33,625 --> 01:08:35,625
Hanımlar beyler,

1168
01:08:35,708 --> 01:08:40,708
dünyanın acil ve korkunç bir tehlike
zannettiği şey

1169
01:08:41,916 --> 01:08:44,625
aslında inanılmaz bir fırsatmış.

1170
01:08:44,708 --> 01:08:47,166
Müttefiklerimizin kafası karışık, cevap…

1171
01:08:47,250 --> 01:08:48,541
Söyle, beklesinler.

1172
01:08:49,583 --> 01:08:54,833
Dibiasky Kuyrukluyıldızı'nın
son spektrometre ölçümlerini yapan

1173
01:08:54,916 --> 01:08:57,833
BASH İletişim astrojeologları

1174
01:08:59,583 --> 01:09:01,291
bir şey keşfettiler.

1175
01:09:02,250 --> 01:09:05,000
Gerçekten mucizevi bir şey.

1176
01:09:06,458 --> 01:09:08,125
Peter. Peter?

1177
01:09:08,791 --> 01:09:10,000
Teşekkürler Janie.

1178
01:09:12,208 --> 01:09:14,708
Bazılarınızın bildiği üzere,

1179
01:09:14,791 --> 01:09:17,541
dünyadaki en değerli mineraller

1180
01:09:17,625 --> 01:09:24,000
hızla cep telefonu ve bilgisayar
üretiminde kullanılmaya başladı.

1181
01:09:24,083 --> 01:09:27,583
İtriyum, terbiyum,
osmiyum, disprosyum vesaire.

1182
01:09:27,666 --> 01:09:29,000
Tükenmeye başladılar.

1183
01:09:29,083 --> 01:09:31,916
Tabii sorunun iyice büyümesine
sebep olan şey,

1184
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:37,916
neredeyse tüm nadir toprak mineralleri
üreten madenlerin üzerinde

1185
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:41,500
Çin'in koca panda pençesinin olması.

1186
01:09:41,583 --> 01:09:43,000
Dolayısıyla…

1187
01:09:43,708 --> 01:09:44,666
Vay canına!

1188
01:09:44,750 --> 01:09:48,541
Derin uzaydan bize doğru gelen
bu kuyrukluyıldızda

1189
01:09:48,625 --> 01:09:52,250
en az 32 trilyon dolarlık
bu hayati minerallerden olduğunu

1190
01:09:52,333 --> 01:09:57,000
astrojeologlarımız
keşif ve tespit ettiğinde

1191
01:09:57,083 --> 01:10:02,833
BASH ekibi olarak ne kadar sevindiğimizi
tahmin edebilirsiniz.

1192
01:10:02,916 --> 01:10:04,666
Teknoloji için hayatiler.

1193
01:10:04,750 --> 01:10:05,958
-Eğer ki…
-Pardon.

1194
01:10:06,041 --> 01:10:09,625
Yani kuyrukluyıldızdan
nadir mineral çıkarmak için mi

1195
01:10:09,708 --> 01:10:11,541
koca görevi iptal ettiniz?

1196
01:10:11,625 --> 01:10:16,458
Bence soru sormak için
sunumun sonunu bekleyelim,

1197
01:10:16,541 --> 01:10:20,125
belki sunum sırasında cevabımızı alırız.

1198
01:10:20,666 --> 01:10:21,791
Tabii Sayın Başkan.

1199
01:10:22,958 --> 01:10:27,333
Diğer metaller de hesaba katılınca
kuyrukluyıldızda neredeyse

1200
01:10:27,416 --> 01:10:31,541
toplam 140 trilyon dolarlık
kıymetli metal var.

1201
01:10:31,625 --> 01:10:32,875
140 trillik.

1202
01:10:33,416 --> 01:10:34,416
Evet…

1203
01:10:35,375 --> 01:10:40,000
Hepimiz öleceksek
trilyonlarca doların ne kıymeti var?

1204
01:10:40,083 --> 01:10:42,458
Aynı soruyu ben soracaktım Janie.

1205
01:10:42,541 --> 01:10:43,666
Niye bize danışılmadı?

1206
01:10:43,750 --> 01:10:45,500
-Yanlış anlamayın…
-Olamaz!

1207
01:10:45,583 --> 01:10:47,833
-…ama bu tehlikeli.
-Ya zengin ve güvende olursak?

1208
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:53,125
Defalarca düşündüm,
dönüp dolaşıp buna takılıyorum

1209
01:10:54,875 --> 01:10:56,791
ama hâlâ bir anlam veremiyorum.

1210
01:10:58,750 --> 01:11:03,791
Adam koskoca korgeneral.
Pentagon'da çalışıyor.

1211
01:11:05,916 --> 01:11:09,000
Neden ücretsiz çerez için
bizden para aldı?

1212
01:11:09,083 --> 01:11:12,750
Bir keresinde Sting'le tanıştım,

1213
01:11:13,708 --> 01:11:18,291
yemin ederim önümde osurdu,

1214
01:11:19,333 --> 01:11:24,458
hem de gözümün içine baka baka osurdu,
"pardon" falan da demedi.

1215
01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:30,125
İşin tuhafı, hiç garipsemedim.

1216
01:11:32,375 --> 01:11:34,875
Çünkü benim gözümde hâlâ tılsımlı biriydi.

1217
01:11:35,916 --> 01:11:40,333
Arkadaşlar, konuşmalıyız.
Hadi, yürüyün. Çabuk.

1218
01:11:41,416 --> 01:11:44,625
Bu delilik. Düpedüz delilik.

1219
01:11:44,708 --> 01:11:46,041
Olacak şey değil.

1220
01:11:46,125 --> 01:11:48,291
Başta aynı tepkiyi verdim.

1221
01:11:48,375 --> 01:11:51,375
Dokuz kilometrelik bir gezegen katili bu,

1222
01:11:51,458 --> 01:11:53,041
uluslararası dolaşım ücreti değil.

1223
01:11:53,125 --> 01:11:59,041
Görevi iptal etmelerine
ben de anlam veremedim ve kızdım

1224
01:11:59,125 --> 01:12:01,708
ama ekipte Stanford'dan Gary Talcamont

1225
01:12:01,791 --> 01:12:03,958
ve Princeton'dan Lisa Inez var.

1226
01:12:04,041 --> 01:12:07,750
Yani bu yeni nesil son teknoloji.

1227
01:12:07,833 --> 01:12:14,625
Dev bir kuyrukluyıldız elbette
gezegenimiz için varoluşsal bir tehdit

1228
01:12:14,708 --> 01:12:20,000
ama 30 ufak göktaşını idare edebiliriz.

1229
01:12:20,916 --> 01:12:26,625
BUKD'lerimiz,
yani BASH Ulaş ve Keşfet Dronlarımız,

1230
01:12:26,708 --> 01:12:30,833
şurada gördüğünüz gibi
kuyrukluyıldıza konarak

1231
01:12:30,916 --> 01:12:33,375
nanoteknoloji ile tarıyorlar,

1232
01:12:33,458 --> 01:12:37,666
bunun mucidi Nobel ödüllü bilim insanı
Dr. Gary Talcamont.

1233
01:12:37,750 --> 01:12:40,500
Sonrasında derhâl

1234
01:12:40,583 --> 01:12:42,833
Nobel ve Polonsky ödüllü bilim insanı

1235
01:12:42,916 --> 01:12:48,250
Dr. Inez'in mikro hedefli kuantum fisyon
patlayıcılarını yerleştiriyoruz.

1236
01:12:48,333 --> 01:12:51,708
Bakın, cismin derinliklerine…

1237
01:12:51,791 --> 01:12:53,958
Dr. Inez, rica etsem anlatır mısın?

1238
01:12:54,041 --> 01:12:55,416
Teşekkürler Peter.

1239
01:12:55,500 --> 01:12:58,250
CERN'deki parçacık hızlandırıcıda

1240
01:12:58,333 --> 01:13:00,375
geliştirdiğimiz faz-fisyon reaktörleri

1241
01:13:00,458 --> 01:13:03,125
kuyrukluyıldızı inanılmaz bir hassasiyetle

1242
01:13:03,208 --> 01:13:05,333
küçük parçalara bölebilir.

1243
01:13:05,416 --> 01:13:08,791
Sonra bu parçalar, BUKD'lerin kontrolünde

1244
01:13:08,875 --> 01:13:13,625
Pasifik Okyanusu'na indirilir ve bekleyen
ABD Donanma gemileri parçaları toplar.

1245
01:13:13,708 --> 01:13:15,666
Ve bu… Teşekkürler.

1246
01:13:15,750 --> 01:13:19,875
Semadan düşen bu hazineleri topladığımızda

1247
01:13:19,958 --> 01:13:24,000
yoksulluk, sosyal adaletsizlik,
biyoçeşitlilik kaybı

1248
01:13:24,083 --> 01:13:26,708
ve bunun gibi çeşitli problemler,

1249
01:13:26,791 --> 01:13:30,125
hepsi tarihin tozlu sayfalarında kalacak

1250
01:13:30,208 --> 01:13:35,625
ve insanoğlu anadan üryan
Boaz ve Jakin'in sütunlarından geçip

1251
01:13:35,708 --> 01:13:38,250
altın çağın azametine yürüyecek…

1252
01:13:38,333 --> 01:13:41,583
Peki bu nanoteknoloji
bağımsız uzmanlarca denetlendi mi?

1253
01:13:41,666 --> 01:13:45,166
Açıkçası veriyi ben görmedim
ama modellenmiş.

1254
01:13:45,250 --> 01:13:47,125
Denetlenen herhangi bir veri var mı?

1255
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:48,833
Yok.

1256
01:13:48,916 --> 01:13:51,250
İnsan ırkını gezegenlerarası,

1257
01:13:51,333 --> 01:13:56,125
yıldızlararası,
hatta evrenlerarası bir istikbal bekliyor.

1258
01:13:59,125 --> 01:14:01,375
-Umarım öyle olur.
-Bana uyar.

1259
01:14:01,458 --> 01:14:05,041
Bu kuyrukluyıldızdan
çıkarılacak mineraller ve zenginlik

1260
01:14:05,125 --> 01:14:06,458
dünyada açlığı bitirebilir.

1261
01:14:06,541 --> 01:14:08,166
Ha, şimdi anladım.

1262
01:14:08,250 --> 01:14:10,833
-Niye gülüyorsun?
-Tabii, anladım.

1263
01:14:10,916 --> 01:14:15,333
Demek bu saçmalığı böyle süslediler.

1264
01:14:15,416 --> 01:14:17,250
Özgürlük, çiçek böcek de derler.

1265
01:14:17,333 --> 01:14:18,166
-Evet.
-Peki.

1266
01:14:18,250 --> 01:14:21,916
Görevi bırakmamı mı istiyorsunuz?
Bırakırım. Sorun değil.

1267
01:14:22,416 --> 01:14:25,750
Ama şunu anlayın,
bu iş artık kontrolümüzün dışında.

1268
01:14:25,833 --> 01:14:27,208
Tüm güç onlarda.

1269
01:14:27,291 --> 01:14:29,958
Bu teranenin
tam bir felakete dönüşmemesi için

1270
01:14:30,041 --> 01:14:33,000
yanlarında kim olsun istersiniz?

1271
01:14:33,083 --> 01:14:35,708
Jason Orlean mi? Jason Orlean mi olsun?

1272
01:14:35,791 --> 01:14:40,125
Sana bir şey diyeceğim.
Bu tam bir felaket oldu bile.

1273
01:14:40,208 --> 01:14:43,750
Bir cep telefonu şirketinin hisseleri
tavan yapsın diye

1274
01:14:43,833 --> 01:14:46,625
dağ kadar cismin
bize çarpmasına izin verecekler!

1275
01:14:46,708 --> 01:14:49,916
Sesini epey kıssan iyi olacak Kızıl.

1276
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:52,125
Görevi iptal ettiklerini mi söylediniz?

1277
01:14:52,208 --> 01:14:53,625
Neden telefondan bahsettiniz?

1278
01:14:53,708 --> 01:14:56,750
Arkadaşım olanlar hakkında
sadece fikir yürüttü.

1279
01:14:56,833 --> 01:14:58,291
Biz de anlamaya çalışıyoruz.

1280
01:14:58,375 --> 01:15:01,458
Bu epey resmî görünümlü
bir Beyaz Saray yaka kartı.

1281
01:15:01,541 --> 01:15:03,291
Bu neden bende bilmiyorum.

1282
01:15:03,375 --> 01:15:05,125
Yalvarırım, ne olduğunu söyleyin.

1283
01:15:05,208 --> 01:15:07,625
Evde üç çocuğum korku içinde. Lütfen.

1284
01:15:07,708 --> 01:15:10,333
Anlıyorum.
Keşke bir şey söyleyebilsem ama…

1285
01:15:10,416 --> 01:15:12,958
Biz de sizin gibi insanız.
Bilme hakkımız var.

1286
01:15:13,041 --> 01:15:16,000
Doğru söylüyorlar. Bilmeye hakları var.

1287
01:15:16,916 --> 01:15:18,833
Sahiden bilmek istiyor musunuz?

1288
01:15:18,916 --> 01:15:19,750
-Evet.
-Lütfen.

1289
01:15:19,833 --> 01:15:22,291
-Kate, hayır. Sakın yapma.
-Kate.

1290
01:15:23,583 --> 01:15:29,375
Kuyrukluyıldızda bir sürü altın,
elmas ve nadir bok püsür buldular.

1291
01:15:29,958 --> 01:15:32,166
Gezegene çarpmasına izin verecekler,

1292
01:15:32,250 --> 01:15:36,416
bir avuç zengin
daha da bok gibi zengin olsun diye!

1293
01:15:54,708 --> 01:15:55,958
Çekme!

1294
01:15:56,583 --> 01:15:58,625
…her şeyi denedim, dinlemiyorlar.

1295
01:15:58,708 --> 01:15:59,958
Şaşırdık mı, hayır.

1296
01:16:00,041 --> 01:16:02,875
Milleti galeyana getirmeyi
seviyorsun galiba.

1297
01:16:02,958 --> 01:16:04,958
Üzgünüm Kate. Gerçekten üzgünüm.

1298
01:16:05,041 --> 01:16:07,041
Randall. Bırak gözünü seveyim.

1299
01:16:07,833 --> 01:16:09,958
Brie Evantee nerede?

1300
01:16:10,041 --> 01:16:11,666
Bir restorana gidip

1301
01:16:11,750 --> 01:16:14,750
masa altında
ayaklarınızla oynaşsanıza siz!

1302
01:16:14,833 --> 01:16:18,041
Kız haksız değil.
İpin ucunu iyice kaçırdın.

1303
01:16:18,125 --> 01:16:21,375
Ne yapayım? İnternette
dilekçe kampanyası mı başlatayım?

1304
01:16:21,458 --> 01:16:24,416
Üç beş kişi toplayıp
elimizde dövizle protesto mu edelim?

1305
01:16:24,500 --> 01:16:26,958
Amaç, hükûmeti mi devirmek? Şuna bak.

1306
01:16:27,041 --> 01:16:28,875
Bakamam! Kafama çuval geçirdiler!

1307
01:16:28,958 --> 01:16:31,583
Üzgünüm Doktor,
Saray kızın kaybolmasını istiyor.

1308
01:16:31,666 --> 01:16:33,166
-Yapmayın. Bakın…
-Hemen.

1309
01:16:33,250 --> 01:16:35,958
Bir saniye. O ne demek? Ne kaybolması?

1310
01:16:36,041 --> 01:16:37,833
-"Kaybolmak" ne?
-Kate.

1311
01:16:39,375 --> 01:16:42,208
Tanrım. Kate! İyi misin?

1312
01:16:45,541 --> 01:16:48,833
Teddy, yapma!
Başka seçeneğim mi var sanki?

1313
01:16:51,166 --> 01:16:53,541
İnsanın her zaman bir seçeneği vardır!

1314
01:16:53,625 --> 01:16:56,458
Bazen doğru olanı seçmek gerekir!

1315
01:17:03,083 --> 01:17:04,500
Bayan Katelyn Dibiasky,

1316
01:17:04,583 --> 01:17:08,208
hakkınızda ulusal güvenlik sırlarını
ihlal etmek,

1317
01:17:08,291 --> 01:17:11,083
isyan başlatmak,
Bojo Mambo's Karides LTD ŞTİ'nin

1318
01:17:11,166 --> 01:17:13,666
mülküne maddi hasar vermekten
suçlamalar var.

1319
01:17:13,750 --> 01:17:14,583
Ne? Ben…

1320
01:17:14,666 --> 01:17:19,208
Ancak aşağıdaki şartları kabul ederseniz
Adalet Bakanlığı dava açmayacak,

1321
01:17:19,291 --> 01:17:21,958
"Dibiasky Kuyrukluyıldızı
ve BASH İletişim hakkında

1322
01:17:22,041 --> 01:17:26,708
kışkırtıcı söylemlerde bulunmayacak
ve medyadan uzak duracaksınız."

1323
01:17:28,916 --> 01:17:32,333
Tamam. Ver, imzalayayım.
Artık umurumda değil.

1324
01:17:47,875 --> 01:17:52,166
Anne. Baba.
Eve döndüğüm için çok mutluyum.

1325
01:17:54,875 --> 01:17:55,875
Kilidi açın.

1326
01:17:55,958 --> 01:17:57,750
Politika istemiyoruz. Sıfır.

1327
01:17:58,250 --> 01:17:59,458
Ne diyorsunuz yahu?

1328
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:02,916
Kuyrukluyıldızın sunacağı
istihdamı destekliyoruz.

1329
01:18:05,708 --> 01:18:07,916
Ülkede yeterince bölünme var.

1330
01:18:08,666 --> 01:18:10,458
Evimizde de olsun istemiyoruz.

1331
01:18:14,208 --> 01:18:16,208
-Yavaş olun çocuklar.
-Pardon anne.

1332
01:18:17,291 --> 01:18:19,333
Çocuklarımın istikbali için endişeliyim.

1333
01:18:19,833 --> 01:18:22,541
Kuyrukluyıldızın yaratacağı işler
harika tabii.

1334
01:18:23,041 --> 01:18:24,416
Ama ya güvenli değilse?

1335
01:18:24,916 --> 01:18:28,708
Şu anda milyonlarca insanımız
yaklaşan kuyrukluyıldıza dair

1336
01:18:29,208 --> 01:18:31,208
benzer kaygılar taşıyor.

1337
01:18:31,291 --> 01:18:32,708
Bu yüzden BASH İletişim

1338
01:18:32,791 --> 01:18:35,125
ABD hükûmetiyle el ele vererek

1339
01:18:35,208 --> 01:18:40,041
tüm sorularınıza cevap verecek
ücretsiz bir yardım hattı kuruyor.

1340
01:18:40,750 --> 01:18:46,125
Kim bilir? Belki de bu belirsiz süreçte
hattaki bilim insanlarımızdan biri…

1341
01:18:46,208 --> 01:18:49,541
Sağ ol Sharon. İçime su serptin.

1342
01:18:49,625 --> 01:18:53,833
…sırtınızı yaslayabileceğiniz,
mumla aradığınız o dosttur.

1343
01:18:54,708 --> 01:18:59,875
1-800-532-4500'i arayın,
aklınızda soru kalmasın.

1344
01:18:59,958 --> 01:19:01,291
Sadece BASH müşterilerine.

1345
01:19:01,375 --> 01:19:03,250
Müşteri memnuniyeti için verileriniz

1346
01:19:03,333 --> 01:19:04,666
iştiraklerimizle paylaşılır.

1347
01:19:04,750 --> 01:19:05,916
Ücrete tabidir.

1348
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:09,208
Velhasıl bunu büyükelçi sanıp
göklere çıkardım.

1349
01:19:09,291 --> 01:19:13,541
Yok ya, eleman garsondu.
Egosu balon gibi şişmiştir.

1350
01:19:16,916 --> 01:19:18,125
Tanrım.

1351
01:19:19,250 --> 01:19:22,875
June, burada ne işin var tatlım?

1352
01:19:24,708 --> 01:19:27,458
Bir işler döndüğünden şüphelendim ve…

1353
01:19:28,333 --> 01:19:31,958
Yani şey,
biz önemli meseleler tartışıyorduk.

1354
01:19:32,041 --> 01:19:35,458
-Yaptığımız bu.
-Çok önemli olduğu ortada.

1355
01:19:35,541 --> 01:19:39,500
Rica etsem, bu kısmı es geçsek?
Hani senin ahlak abidesi,

1356
01:19:39,583 --> 01:19:43,041
bizim boynu bükükleri oynadığımız kısım.
Çok sıkıcı.

1357
01:19:43,750 --> 01:19:44,791
"Çok sıkıcı" mı?

1358
01:19:44,875 --> 01:19:49,291
Kocamla yattığın için vicdan azabı
çekeceğin kısmı mı diyorsun?

1359
01:19:50,916 --> 01:19:52,583
Azap çektiğim falan yok.

1360
01:19:52,666 --> 01:19:56,416
Randall ile harika vakit geçiyoruz.
Bence buradaki soru şu,

1361
01:19:56,500 --> 01:20:01,791
harika vakit geçirmeye devam mı edeceğiz,
yoksa o seninle Wisconsin'a mı dönecek?

1362
01:20:01,875 --> 01:20:02,750
Veya Montana'ya.

1363
01:20:02,833 --> 01:20:04,875
-Yoksa Michigan mıydı?
-Michigan.

1364
01:20:08,250 --> 01:20:12,500
Aslında doğru söylüyor.

1365
01:20:13,291 --> 01:20:16,333
Cevap bekleyen tek soru bu. Yani…

1366
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:19,958
June, bir tanem,

1367
01:20:21,250 --> 01:20:26,458
bazen hayatta bazı şeyler
biraz karmaşık oluyor ve öyle kolayca…

1368
01:20:26,541 --> 01:20:27,541
Anladım.

1369
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:31,208
Çok hızlı oldu.

1370
01:20:35,250 --> 01:20:37,458
O hâlde gitmeden önce

1371
01:20:38,458 --> 01:20:41,375
Randall'ın bakımı için gerekli

1372
01:20:42,333 --> 01:20:45,458
-talimatları vereyim.
-Çok üzgünüm.

1373
01:20:47,125 --> 01:20:50,541
Evet, panik atak için kullandığı Xanax.

1374
01:20:50,625 --> 01:20:51,458
Tanrım.

1375
01:20:51,541 --> 01:20:54,458
Ani depresyonları için aldığı Zoloft.

1376
01:20:54,541 --> 01:20:57,083
Son zamanlarda pek olmuyor. Yani…

1377
01:20:57,166 --> 01:20:58,250
Ne iyi. Harika.

1378
01:20:58,333 --> 01:21:01,208
Bu, tansiyonu için.

1379
01:21:02,083 --> 01:21:04,708
-Huzursuz bacak için, eğlencelidir.
-Tanrım.

1380
01:21:07,250 --> 01:21:10,875
Diğer ilaçlar yüzünden kilo almasın diye
iştah kapatıcı.

1381
01:21:10,958 --> 01:21:16,291
Son olarak Amerika'nın
en seksi bilim adamı için bir şişe Cialis!

1382
01:21:16,375 --> 01:21:17,375
Tanrım.

1383
01:21:26,583 --> 01:21:28,041
Hoşça kal Randall.

1384
01:21:28,125 --> 01:21:29,916
Bu durumda oğullarına

1385
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:32,375
"Babanız TV'deki kadına çakıyor"
derim artık.

1386
01:21:33,416 --> 01:21:34,791
June, ben…

1387
01:21:36,250 --> 01:21:38,458
Bir an işler yoluna girecek sandım.

1388
01:21:40,333 --> 01:21:43,666
Halk, istihdam için kuyrukluyıldızın
zapt edilmesini istiyor.

1389
01:21:43,750 --> 01:21:45,791
%37'si, cismin çarpmasını istemiyor.

1390
01:21:45,875 --> 01:21:47,583
Bu oran üç puan düşmüş.

1391
01:21:47,666 --> 01:21:50,791
%23'ü, bir kuyrukluyıldız olduğuna
dahi inanmıyor,

1392
01:21:50,875 --> 01:21:52,666
bu rakam epey artmış.

1393
01:21:53,500 --> 01:21:55,458
Bitcoin değil, Ratcoin!

1394
01:21:56,041 --> 01:21:56,916
Ratcoin.

1395
01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:59,541
Evet, bence bu rakamlara bakınca…

1396
01:21:59,625 --> 01:22:01,833
Bu güneş gözlüğünü almak istiyorum.

1397
01:22:10,250 --> 01:22:12,375
TV'de "Gebereceğiz" diyen kız mısın?

1398
01:22:13,041 --> 01:22:14,958
Hayır. Ne alacaksın?

1399
01:22:19,291 --> 01:22:20,250
Ha siktir!

1400
01:22:20,333 --> 01:22:23,041
-Evet, sensin. Kesin.
-Evet, benim.

1401
01:22:23,125 --> 01:22:26,833
Oha lan. Kelimenin tam anlamıyla efsosun.
Harbi diyorum.

1402
01:22:28,125 --> 01:22:29,583
Kaykayımda resmin var.

1403
01:22:29,666 --> 01:22:31,041
Kaykayında resmin var.

1404
01:22:31,125 --> 01:22:33,125
Süper. Ne alacaksın?

1405
01:22:33,208 --> 01:22:36,416
Almıyorsan bekleme yapıp
diğer müşterileri oyalama.

1406
01:22:36,500 --> 01:22:38,791
Saçına dokunabilir miyim?
Cinsel açıdan değil.

1407
01:22:38,875 --> 01:22:40,958
-Siktir git, uzak dur.
-Oğlum, sus…

1408
01:22:42,583 --> 01:22:45,041
Diogo'yu ara, sapıtacak.
Merhaba der misin?

1409
01:22:45,125 --> 01:22:49,250
Eleman sana hasta. Sana tapıyoruz.
Biz de Orlean'e tahammül edemiyoruz.

1410
01:22:53,458 --> 01:22:54,583
N'aber? Oğlum, bak…

1411
01:22:54,666 --> 01:22:57,083
Lan, bir sus. Bak, kiminleyiz.

1412
01:22:57,166 --> 01:22:59,833
-Kanka! Ortama bak!
-Yıkılıyor!

1413
01:23:01,250 --> 01:23:03,958
Bir şeyler aldık ama ödeyemeyeceğiz,

1414
01:23:04,041 --> 01:23:05,583
senin anlayacağın…

1415
01:23:07,208 --> 01:23:09,250
-Nakit yok.
-Öğrendiğim kadarıyla…

1416
01:23:09,333 --> 01:23:11,875
-Evet.
-…Kate Dibiasky ile ilişkini anlatan

1417
01:23:11,958 --> 01:23:13,458
bir kitap yazmışsın.

1418
01:23:13,541 --> 01:23:15,958
Sorman enteresan, üzerinde çalışıyorum.

1419
01:23:16,041 --> 01:23:18,583
Kitabın adı Şeytan'la Tanışma ve…

1420
01:23:18,666 --> 01:23:20,791
Gözlerinle güvenlik mi çağırıyorsun?

1421
01:23:20,875 --> 01:23:22,125
Yok. Gidebilirsiniz.

1422
01:23:22,208 --> 01:23:24,333
-Kulağa kötü geliyor.
-Gerçekten mi?

1423
01:23:25,625 --> 01:23:27,125
Umurunda değil galiba.

1424
01:23:28,958 --> 01:23:29,958
Elbette umurumda.

1425
01:23:30,041 --> 01:23:33,041
DrinkMo'nun
hizmet kalite garantisi umurumda.

1426
01:23:33,666 --> 01:23:35,500
Bizim de umurumuzda değil.

1427
01:23:35,583 --> 01:23:37,208
Hem de zerre kadar.

1428
01:23:37,291 --> 01:23:40,291
Akşamları terk edilmiş
Burger Crown'da takılıyoruz.

1429
01:23:40,375 --> 01:23:41,208
Aynen.

1430
01:23:41,291 --> 01:23:43,750
Gel takıl bize, ödlek değilsen tabii.

1431
01:23:46,875 --> 01:23:48,333
Ben ve…

1432
01:23:48,416 --> 01:23:50,958
-Üf, tamam ya. Sağ ol.
-…bir şişe viski.

1433
01:23:51,958 --> 01:23:54,500
Şaka tabii. Öte yandan…

1434
01:24:06,291 --> 01:24:07,500
Tamam.

1435
01:24:07,583 --> 01:24:09,083
Tanıştırayım,

1436
01:24:10,500 --> 01:24:16,333
insanlığın kurtarıcısı
BASH Ulaş ve Keşfet Dronu.

1437
01:24:16,416 --> 01:24:17,500
Muhteşem.

1438
01:24:17,583 --> 01:24:19,125
Muhteşem, değil mi?

1439
01:24:19,208 --> 01:24:21,625
Bunun adını Primo koydum, ilk olduğundan.

1440
01:24:22,916 --> 01:24:24,416
İlk çocuğum gibi.

1441
01:24:25,083 --> 01:24:30,166
Primo, evladım. Benim, baban, Cronos.

1442
01:24:31,375 --> 01:24:35,166
Utanma. Hadi. Göklerde ilah olacaksın.

1443
01:24:41,416 --> 01:24:46,583
Patlamaların senkronizasyonu konusunda
herhangi bir endişeniz var mı?

1444
01:24:46,666 --> 01:24:50,583
Ah be Doktor.
Her zaman sualler ve korkular olur.

1445
01:24:51,250 --> 01:24:54,500
Elimde Dr. Inez'in bir raporu var.

1446
01:24:54,583 --> 01:24:57,041
-Şuna bir bakar mısınız?
-Teşekkürler.

1447
01:24:57,125 --> 01:24:59,333
Bakın, pek çok meslektaşım

1448
01:24:59,416 --> 01:25:01,875
ya projeden çıkarıldı ya da istifa etti,

1449
01:25:01,958 --> 01:25:06,083
görev hakkında soru soranların
sonu hep aynı.

1450
01:25:06,166 --> 01:25:08,750
Emin olmak istediğim şey,

1451
01:25:09,333 --> 01:25:11,958
bağımsız denetleme sürecine
saygı göstermeniz

1452
01:25:12,041 --> 01:25:14,583
ve bu göreve iş adamı gibi yaklaşmamanız.

1453
01:25:14,666 --> 01:25:16,333
-Anlatabildim mi? Yani…
-Ne?

1454
01:25:16,916 --> 01:25:20,208
-Bilmek istediğim…
-Bana iş adamı mı dedin?

1455
01:25:20,958 --> 01:25:23,916
-Holding sahibisiniz…
-Beni böyle mi görüyorsun?

1456
01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:27,791
Beni tanıdığını mı düşünüyorsun?

1457
01:25:29,375 --> 01:25:30,291
İş mi?

1458
01:25:31,250 --> 01:25:35,125
Burada mevzubahis evrim.
İnsan soyunun evrimi.

1459
01:25:36,125 --> 01:25:38,125
-Bu ne şimdi…
-Şey…

1460
01:25:38,208 --> 01:25:41,375
BASH'te senin hakkında
40 milyondan fazla veri var,

1461
01:25:41,458 --> 01:25:45,458
1994'ten beri verdiğin
her kararı biliyoruz Doktor.

1462
01:25:45,541 --> 01:25:51,833
Kolon poliplerin olduğunu
doktorundan aylar önce biliyorum.

1463
01:25:51,916 --> 01:25:53,750
Hatta şu an dört beş tane var.

1464
01:25:53,833 --> 01:25:57,375
Endişe edecek bir şey yok
ama ilk fırsatta doktora görün.

1465
01:25:57,458 --> 01:26:01,916
Daha da önemlisi,
senin ciğerini, kim olduğunu biliyorum.

1466
01:26:02,000 --> 01:26:07,083
Algoritmalarım
sekiz temel tüketici profili belirledi.

1467
01:26:07,166 --> 01:26:10,791
Sen bir yaşam stili idealistisin.

1468
01:26:10,875 --> 01:26:15,125
Yüksek ahlaki inançlarla
hareket ettiğini sanıyorsun.

1469
01:26:15,208 --> 01:26:20,125
Ama tek yaptığın
zevke koşup acıdan kaçmak.

1470
01:26:22,375 --> 01:26:25,000
Tıpkı bir tarla faresi gibi.

1471
01:26:27,125 --> 01:26:28,500
Tek amacım…

1472
01:26:29,916 --> 01:26:32,875
Projede bilim bazlı
hareket edilmesi için uğraşıyorum.

1473
01:26:32,958 --> 01:26:34,041
Umarım anlıyorsunuz.

1474
01:26:34,125 --> 01:26:38,250
Algoritmalarımız
nasıl öleceğini bile tahmin edebilir.

1475
01:26:39,125 --> 01:26:44,375
Hem de %96,5 doğruluk payıyla.

1476
01:26:44,458 --> 01:26:46,333
Tanıştığımızda dosyana baktım.

1477
01:26:47,541 --> 01:26:52,000
Ölümün çok sıradan ve sıkıcıydı.

1478
01:26:52,666 --> 01:26:56,750
Detayları hatırlamıyorum,
aklımda kalan tek şey var.

1479
01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:00,750
Yalnız öleceksin.

1480
01:27:03,750 --> 01:27:04,791
Yalnız.

1481
01:27:05,291 --> 01:27:09,958
İzninle Sayın Başkan. İşim var.
Yerinde olsam kulağını çekerdim.

1482
01:27:10,041 --> 01:27:13,083
Ne yaptığını sanıyorsun? Aman tanrım.

1483
01:27:13,166 --> 01:27:14,416
İşimi yapmaya çalışıyordum.

1484
01:27:14,500 --> 01:27:17,708
Peter sana bayıldığı için çok şanslısın.

1485
01:27:20,958 --> 01:27:25,000
YANICI MADDE

1486
01:27:25,083 --> 01:27:26,916
Artık yetişkinlerlesin Randall.

1487
01:27:27,458 --> 01:27:29,083
Takip edemez oldum!

1488
01:27:30,375 --> 01:27:33,666
-Şişko.
-Şişko!

1489
01:27:33,750 --> 01:27:35,083
Onu ana caddede gördüm.

1490
01:27:35,166 --> 01:27:40,375
BASH, Orlean'in Şili hükûmetine
90 milyar dolar vermesini sağladı,

1491
01:27:40,458 --> 01:27:44,708
sırf ülkenin kıyılarına vuracak tsunamiye
izin versinler diye.

1492
01:27:44,791 --> 01:27:45,666
Olacak iş mi?

1493
01:27:45,750 --> 01:27:46,750
GEBERECEĞİZ ULAN

1494
01:27:46,833 --> 01:27:49,333
Isherwell, kendisi ve kurmayları için
sığınak yaptırmış.

1495
01:27:49,416 --> 01:27:51,791
Hayır, kaçış gemisi inşa etmişler.

1496
01:27:51,875 --> 01:27:55,250
Arkadaşlar, gerçek çok daha vahim.

1497
01:27:56,291 --> 01:28:00,208
Sandığınız kadar şeytani olacak
akıl fikir yok bunlarda.

1498
01:28:06,916 --> 01:28:08,541
-Ne var ya?
-Olmaz.

1499
01:28:13,416 --> 01:28:15,625
Siktir! Beni çıldırtıyorsun Kate.

1500
01:28:16,208 --> 01:28:18,000
Sikerler. Hepimiz gebereceğiz.

1501
01:28:30,250 --> 01:28:34,083
DİYET GERİ SAYIMI
KALAN GÜN 25

1502
01:28:35,333 --> 01:28:36,583
…filmin vizyon tarihi

1503
01:28:36,666 --> 01:28:40,166
Dibiasky Kuyrukluyıldızı'nın
çarpacağına inanılan gün.

1504
01:28:40,250 --> 01:28:42,750
İlk duyumlara göre, film şimdiden klasik.

1505
01:28:42,833 --> 01:28:45,500
Evet. İnanılmaz bir kadrosu var.

1506
01:28:45,583 --> 01:28:48,125
-Devin oynuyor.
-Devin Peters'a bayılıyorum.

1507
01:28:48,208 --> 01:28:49,833
-Evet.
-Her filmde muhteşem.

1508
01:28:49,916 --> 01:28:52,166
-Filmin adı neydi?
-Adı Toplu Yıkım.

1509
01:28:52,250 --> 01:28:56,208
300 milyon dolar bütçeyle çekildi.

1510
01:28:56,291 --> 01:28:59,333
-Bu filmler…
-Maaşından fazla.

1511
01:28:59,416 --> 01:29:01,791
Hiç sorma. Arkadaşım Farley izlemiş.

1512
01:29:01,875 --> 01:29:04,625
-Çok eğlenceli filmmiş.
-Farley sevdiyse tamam.

1513
01:29:04,708 --> 01:29:07,250
Farley sevdiyse sorun yok.

1514
01:29:07,333 --> 01:29:08,583
Ama öncelikle,

1515
01:29:09,416 --> 01:29:12,458
yüzümdeki tebessüm ele veriyor galiba…

1516
01:29:12,541 --> 01:29:13,833
Kes şunu.

1517
01:29:13,916 --> 01:29:18,916
…Amerika'nın en seksi bilim insanı
Dr. Randall stüdyo konuğumuz. Hoş geldin.

1518
01:29:19,666 --> 01:29:21,375
Dr. Randall, nasılsın hocam?

1519
01:29:21,458 --> 01:29:24,208
İyiyim. İyiden de iyiyim.

1520
01:29:25,666 --> 01:29:30,958
Söylesene Randall, duyduğumuza göre
kuyrukluyıldız yokmuş

1521
01:29:31,041 --> 01:29:34,375
veya varmış da
iyi mi kötü mü olduğu tam belli değilmiş.

1522
01:29:34,458 --> 01:29:36,750
Kafamız çok karışık.

1523
01:29:36,833 --> 01:29:41,166
Bilge bilim insanımızdan rica etsek
bizi biraz aydınlatır mı?

1524
01:29:42,583 --> 01:29:47,666
Her şeyden önce Brie,
bir kuyrukluyıldız kesinlikle var.

1525
01:29:47,750 --> 01:29:48,791
Tamam.

1526
01:29:48,875 --> 01:29:52,125
Peki bunu nereden biliyoruz?
Çünkü elimizde veri var.

1527
01:29:54,458 --> 01:29:58,666
Bilimsel çevrelerde
son dönemde artan bir endişe var.

1528
01:29:59,333 --> 01:30:02,875
Çünkü bağımsız denetim süreci
son derece hayatidir…

1529
01:30:02,958 --> 01:30:05,708
-BASH'in hisseleri…
-…zira somut olgu… Ne?

1530
01:30:05,791 --> 01:30:07,458
BASH'in hisselerine bakarsak

1531
01:30:07,541 --> 01:30:09,083
denetimler dert değil,

1532
01:30:09,166 --> 01:30:10,583
hisseler uçuyor resmen.

1533
01:30:10,666 --> 01:30:13,125
Şeffaf olayım,
bir çuval BASH hissesi aldım,

1534
01:30:13,208 --> 01:30:14,500
öneririm, siz de alın.

1535
01:30:14,583 --> 01:30:16,333
Seni utanmaz kapitalist.

1536
01:30:16,416 --> 01:30:19,458
Hisseleri satıp
arka bahçeme yepyeni jakuzi atınca

1537
01:30:19,541 --> 01:30:22,083
-cumburlop ilk sen atlayacaksın.
-Beni tanımışsın.

1538
01:30:22,166 --> 01:30:23,375
Tabii ya.

1539
01:30:23,458 --> 01:30:25,875
Dr. Randall, iyi misin? Su alır mısın?

1540
01:30:25,958 --> 01:30:27,166
İyi hissetmiyorum.

1541
01:30:27,250 --> 01:30:29,625
Peki. En iyisi reklam arasına girelim…

1542
01:30:29,708 --> 01:30:33,291
Hayır, lütfen Brie. Yayını kesme.
Bir şey demek istiyorum.

1543
01:30:33,375 --> 01:30:34,916
-Peki.
-Tam yerine geldin.

1544
01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:36,333
Zira amacımız konuşmak.

1545
01:30:36,416 --> 01:30:40,416
Lütfen bu kadar neşeli olmayı
keser misiniz?

1546
01:30:41,833 --> 01:30:44,791
Üzgünüm ama
her şey her zaman esprili, neşeli

1547
01:30:44,875 --> 01:30:47,083
veya hoş olmak zorunda değil.

1548
01:30:47,166 --> 01:30:50,583
Bazen birbirimizle
doğrudan konuşabilmeliyiz.

1549
01:30:50,666 --> 01:30:52,083
Bazı şeyler duyulmalı.

1550
01:30:53,833 --> 01:30:57,125
Şunun tekrar altını çizelim,

1551
01:30:57,791 --> 01:31:01,916
dev bir kuyrukluyıldız
Dünya'ya doğru gelmekte.

1552
01:31:02,666 --> 01:31:05,291
Bu cismin varlığını biliyoruz

1553
01:31:05,375 --> 01:31:06,833
çünkü gördük.

1554
01:31:06,916 --> 01:31:10,208
Kendi gözlerimizle
teleskoptan bakarak gördük.

1555
01:31:10,291 --> 01:31:13,500
Tanrı aşkına, resmini bile çektik be!

1556
01:31:13,583 --> 01:31:15,291
Daha başka kanıt mı lazım?

1557
01:31:15,791 --> 01:31:18,375
En basitinden, Everest Dağı boyutunda

1558
01:31:18,458 --> 01:31:22,875
dev bir kuyrukluyıldızın
Dünya'ya hızla ilerlemesinin

1559
01:31:22,958 --> 01:31:29,041
hayra alamet olmadığı konusunda bile
hemfikir olamıyorsak

1560
01:31:29,833 --> 01:31:32,125
sorarım size, nerede yanlış yaptık?

1561
01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:37,333
Tanrı aşkına,
birbirimizle nasıl diyalog kuracağız?

1562
01:31:37,416 --> 01:31:41,208
Kendimize ne yaptık böyle?
Bunu nasıl düzelteceğiz?

1563
01:31:41,291 --> 01:31:44,791
Fırsatımız varken kuyrukluyıldızı
rotasından saptırmalıydık

1564
01:31:44,875 --> 01:31:48,083
ama yapmadık.
Neden yapmadık, hâlâ anlamıyorum.

1565
01:31:48,166 --> 01:31:52,041
Şimdi de benim gibi bilim insanlarını
işten atıyorlar.

1566
01:31:52,125 --> 01:31:54,666
Niye? Onlara karşı çıktıkları için.

1567
01:31:55,416 --> 01:31:59,958
Eminim pek çok insan
az evvel söylediklerime kulak asmayacak

1568
01:32:00,041 --> 01:32:02,833
çünkü kendi politik eğilimleri var

1569
01:32:03,500 --> 01:32:05,916
ama şunu iyi anlayın,

1570
01:32:06,583 --> 01:32:08,583
ben kimsenin adamı değilim.

1571
01:32:08,666 --> 01:32:10,916
Sadece gerçekleri açıkça söylüyorum.

1572
01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:12,625
Sanırım bu noktada

1573
01:32:12,708 --> 01:32:16,958
hem Isherwell'in hem de Başkan'ın
bahsettiği faydaları…

1574
01:32:17,041 --> 01:32:21,750
O hâlde söyleyeyim,
ABD Başkanı yalan söylüyor ulan!

1575
01:32:23,208 --> 01:32:24,708
Ben de sizler gibiyim.

1576
01:32:24,791 --> 01:32:29,833
Başkan ne yaptığını biliyordur diye
dua ediyorum.

1577
01:32:29,916 --> 01:32:33,750
Umarım hiçbirimizi yüzüstü bırakmaz
ama işin aslı şu ki

1578
01:32:33,833 --> 01:32:36,875
bu hükûmet külliyen,

1579
01:32:36,958 --> 01:32:41,500
düpedüz kafayı sıyırdı be!

1580
01:32:41,583 --> 01:32:45,125
Bence hepimiz gebereceğiz!

1581
01:32:49,375 --> 01:32:51,000
Eve gitmek istiyorum artık.

1582
01:32:52,500 --> 01:32:56,125
Şu anda tek istediğim eve gitmek.

1583
01:33:00,875 --> 01:33:02,583
Tüm bu söylediklerimden

1584
01:33:03,208 --> 01:33:09,666
geriye tek bir şey çıkaracaksanız
o da dilerim ki şu olsun,

1585
01:33:10,666 --> 01:33:13,583
hepimiz, hep beraber…

1586
01:33:22,083 --> 01:33:23,625
Niye böyle yaptın?

1587
01:33:24,750 --> 01:33:28,250
Genelde insanlardan tiksinirim
ama sana ısınmıştım.

1588
01:33:29,791 --> 01:33:33,000
Biliyor musun,
seni sahiden sevdiğimi sanıyordum.

1589
01:33:35,791 --> 01:33:36,958
Sahiden mi?

1590
01:33:37,875 --> 01:33:38,750
Vay be.

1591
01:33:40,625 --> 01:33:41,833
Akılalmaz.

1592
01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:43,833
Evet.

1593
01:33:44,708 --> 01:33:47,250
Çıkmanız gerek.
Bu adamın kaybolması lazım.

1594
01:33:49,541 --> 01:33:50,666
Hâlâ yanımda mısın?

1595
01:33:53,750 --> 01:33:54,791
Hayır.

1596
01:33:57,291 --> 01:34:01,041
Herif bundan zevk alıyor galiba.

1597
01:34:01,125 --> 01:34:02,791
Yeter ki elinde güç olsun.

1598
01:34:02,875 --> 01:34:07,791
Nihayetinde çerezlerin
ücretsiz olduğunu öğreneceğimi biliyordu.

1599
01:34:07,875 --> 01:34:08,708
Tabii.

1600
01:34:08,791 --> 01:34:09,958
-Anladın mı?
-Evet.

1601
01:34:10,041 --> 01:34:11,833
Güç gösterisiydi yani.

1602
01:34:12,541 --> 01:34:13,625
Erkekler tuhaftır.

1603
01:34:16,250 --> 01:34:20,208
Bu "dünyanın sonu" zırvalarının
palavra olduğunu düşünmeye başladım.

1604
01:34:21,625 --> 01:34:22,833
Değil.

1605
01:34:22,916 --> 01:34:26,833
Kesinlikle gerçekleşecek. Kendim gördüm.

1606
01:34:27,458 --> 01:34:29,958
Bilemedim. Tanrı Dünya'yı yok etmek istese

1607
01:34:30,041 --> 01:34:31,041
yok ederdi zaten.

1608
01:34:33,333 --> 01:34:34,750
Tanrı'ya inanıyor musun?

1609
01:34:36,541 --> 01:34:39,166
Evet, annemler beni
Evanjelik olarak büyüttü.

1610
01:34:39,250 --> 01:34:41,583
Onlardan nefret ediyorum
ama kendi yolumu buldum.

1611
01:34:41,666 --> 01:34:43,000
Kendi ilişkimi kurdum.

1612
01:34:46,416 --> 01:34:48,666
Yine de herkese söylemezsen sevinirim.

1613
01:34:52,041 --> 01:34:55,166
Kimseye söylemem. Bence çok tatlı.

1614
01:34:58,750 --> 01:35:01,333
-Yiyişelim mi?
-Tabii, neden olmasın?

1615
01:35:02,458 --> 01:35:05,583
"Neden olmasın" denmez.
İstemiyorsun gibi anlaşılıyor.

1616
01:35:06,375 --> 01:35:07,375
Bok gibi bir his.

1617
01:35:09,541 --> 01:35:12,166
-Tabii, nasıl istersen.
-Bu daha iyi.

1618
01:35:42,708 --> 01:35:44,833
-Tanrım, işte orada.
-Ne nerede?

1619
01:35:44,916 --> 01:35:47,375
-Kuyrukluyıldız.
-Hani? Nerede?

1620
01:35:49,000 --> 01:35:51,416
-Nerede?
-Şuradaki Büyük Ayı.

1621
01:35:52,000 --> 01:35:54,916
Şu Venüs. Bu da Kutup Yıldızı.

1622
01:35:55,500 --> 01:35:57,958
-Peki bu ne?
-Vay anasını.

1623
01:36:06,458 --> 01:36:07,666
Nasıl ya?

1624
01:36:10,500 --> 01:36:11,500
Ne?

1625
01:36:22,208 --> 01:36:23,208
İşte geldi.

1626
01:36:26,041 --> 01:36:27,125
İşte geldin.

1627
01:36:28,000 --> 01:36:30,083
KÜREKLER YALNIZCA 599 $

1628
01:36:30,166 --> 01:36:31,166
İşte geldin.

1629
01:36:32,083 --> 01:36:34,250
Görüyor musunuz? İşte bu.

1630
01:36:35,041 --> 01:36:38,833
İşte bu. Kuyrukluyıldız. Bakın! Tam orada.

1631
01:37:16,333 --> 01:37:19,291
-Sanki biraz korktum.
-Nihayet.

1632
01:37:23,791 --> 01:37:25,625
-Dr. Mindy.
-Kate.

1633
01:37:25,708 --> 01:37:27,875
Kuyrukluyıldız görülüyor.

1634
01:37:27,958 --> 01:37:32,166
Ben de ona bakıyorum. İnanılmaz. Bu…

1635
01:37:32,666 --> 01:37:36,250
Aynı anda hem korkunç hem de çok güzel.

1636
01:37:36,333 --> 01:37:37,458
Tanrım.

1637
01:37:43,208 --> 01:37:45,125
Size anlatmaya çalıştık.

1638
01:37:45,750 --> 01:37:49,041
Aylardır anlatmaya çalışıyoruz.
İşte geldi. İşte…

1639
01:37:49,875 --> 01:37:51,458
Tam karşımda Kate.

1640
01:37:54,291 --> 01:37:55,375
Neredesin?

1641
01:37:55,458 --> 01:37:56,875
Lansing, Michigan'dayım.

1642
01:37:56,958 --> 01:38:00,125
June'la barışmaya çalışıyorum
ama benimle konuşmuyor.

1643
01:38:00,208 --> 01:38:01,916
-Sen neredesin?
-Nasıl ya?

1644
01:38:03,041 --> 01:38:04,166
Ben…

1645
01:38:04,750 --> 01:38:06,250
Gelip seni bulacağım.

1646
01:38:07,375 --> 01:38:10,708
Illinois'deyim. Yarına hazır olurum.

1647
01:38:12,083 --> 01:38:13,375
-Ulu Babamız…
-Evet…

1648
01:38:13,458 --> 01:38:15,958
…günahkâr olarak huzurundayım, yol göster.

1649
01:38:16,041 --> 01:38:17,458
Nihayet görüyorlar.

1650
01:38:18,708 --> 01:38:20,041
Nihayet görüyorlar.

1651
01:38:26,083 --> 01:38:27,583
İşte karşınızda!

1652
01:38:41,625 --> 01:38:45,208
Arka bahçenize, çatıya
veya kaldırıma çıkın

1653
01:38:45,291 --> 01:38:46,708
ve göğe, yukarı bakın.

1654
01:38:46,791 --> 01:38:48,333
Yıldız bulanık görünecek

1655
01:38:48,416 --> 01:38:50,125
ama arkasında uzun bir iz var.

1656
01:38:50,208 --> 01:38:51,708
İşte o kuyruğu.

1657
01:38:51,791 --> 01:38:53,375
Gerçek ve geliyor.

1658
01:38:53,458 --> 01:38:56,041
Aksini iddia eden varsa boş konuşuyor.

1659
01:38:56,125 --> 01:38:57,625
Yukarı bakın yeter.

1660
01:38:59,208 --> 01:39:00,708
-Kanıt var.
-Yukarı bakın.

1661
01:39:00,791 --> 01:39:04,416
Millet, yukarı bakın.
Denizineklerini boş verin, yukarı bakın.

1662
01:39:04,500 --> 01:39:05,458
Yukarı bakın.

1663
01:39:05,541 --> 01:39:07,625
-Yukarı bakın!
-Yukarı bakın!

1664
01:39:07,708 --> 01:39:08,708
Yukarı bakın!

1665
01:39:08,791 --> 01:39:13,083
Dr. Mindy, Başkan'ın
Dünya'yı kurtarma planı işe yarayacak

1666
01:39:13,166 --> 01:39:18,125
ve yuvamıza bir şey olmayacak, değil mi?

1667
01:39:18,208 --> 01:39:22,416
Bu gezegendeki
her erkek, kadın ve çocuk ölecek.

1668
01:39:22,500 --> 01:39:25,708
-Onu sevmedim. Beni üzüyor.
-Kusura bakma.

1669
01:39:25,791 --> 01:39:27,625
-Provada böyle yapmadık.
-Dinleyin.

1670
01:39:27,708 --> 01:39:30,875
Anne babanıza söyleyin,
Başkan Orlean ve Isherwell

1671
01:39:30,958 --> 01:39:32,625
birer sosyopat ve faşist!

1672
01:39:39,791 --> 01:39:42,708
Niye yukarı bakmanızı istiyorlar,
biliyor musunuz?

1673
01:39:43,791 --> 01:39:45,500
Biliyor musunuz?

1674
01:39:45,583 --> 01:39:48,041
Çünkü korkmanızı istiyorlar.

1675
01:39:49,500 --> 01:39:51,958
Yukarı bakın istiyorlar

1676
01:39:52,041 --> 01:39:54,708
çünkü size yukarıdan bakıyorlar.

1677
01:39:56,041 --> 01:39:57,916
Kendilerini sizden üstün görüyorlar.

1678
01:39:58,000 --> 01:40:00,500
Çocuklar, yukarı bakmayın!

1679
01:40:00,583 --> 01:40:02,833
Hürriyetinize el koyacaklar, işin özü bu!

1680
01:40:02,916 --> 01:40:05,000
Yukarı bakmayın!

1681
01:40:05,083 --> 01:40:06,833
ABD Başkanı Orlean…

1682
01:40:06,916 --> 01:40:08,416
Dikkat!

1683
01:40:09,333 --> 01:40:12,625
…ne Hindistan'ı ne de başka bir ülkeyi

1684
01:40:12,708 --> 01:40:14,041
göreve dâhil etti.

1685
01:40:14,750 --> 01:40:17,375
Bu adam meşhur bir pornocu, adı Kip…

1686
01:40:17,458 --> 01:40:18,708
O salağı dinlemeyin.

1687
01:40:18,791 --> 01:40:24,791
Birleşmiş Milletler kendi rotadan saptırma
görevini yapmayı düşünüyor.

1688
01:40:25,500 --> 01:40:27,125
Yukarı bakın ulan!

1689
01:40:27,208 --> 01:40:30,958
Hollywood'dan Yukarı Bakın hareketine
epey destek çıktı

1690
01:40:31,041 --> 01:40:32,875
ama hiç böyle bir rozet görmemiştim.

1691
01:40:32,958 --> 01:40:34,416
BİZ DE ONA ÇARPARIZ
TOPLU YIKIM

1692
01:40:34,500 --> 01:40:37,708
Evet, rozetim hem yukarıya
hem aşağıya işaret ediyor.

1693
01:40:38,291 --> 01:40:42,916
Bence ülke olarak didişmeyi
ve sürekli duyar kasmayı

1694
01:40:43,000 --> 01:40:45,500
artık bırakmalıyız. Anlaşmamız lazım.

1695
01:40:46,125 --> 01:40:48,500
Bunu duymak çok hoş.

1696
01:40:48,583 --> 01:40:51,208
Bence herkes politika konuşmaktan bıktı.

1697
01:40:51,291 --> 01:40:53,458
Evet. Yani…

1698
01:40:54,458 --> 01:40:56,083
Toplu Yıkım'ı bu yüzden yaptık.

1699
01:40:56,166 --> 01:40:58,291
Herkese hitap ediyor. Mısırı kap gel.

1700
01:40:58,375 --> 01:41:02,083
Önündeki yoldan gözünü ayırma,
başını kaldırma.

1701
01:41:02,166 --> 01:41:04,583
Ayaklarını sırayla öne at,

1702
01:41:04,666 --> 01:41:05,708
adım adım ilerle.

1703
01:41:07,000 --> 01:41:08,083
Günbegün.

1704
01:41:08,166 --> 01:41:11,375
-Bakma!
-Bakma!

1705
01:41:11,458 --> 01:41:12,541
YUKARI - HEMEN AL

1706
01:41:12,625 --> 01:41:13,458
SATIN ALDINIZ

1707
01:41:13,541 --> 01:41:14,500
CANLI YAYIN

1708
01:41:16,875 --> 01:41:18,083
KURTULUŞ İÇİN SON KONSER

1709
01:41:18,166 --> 01:41:20,500
Bir şeyi açıkça söylemek istiyoruz.

1710
01:41:20,583 --> 01:41:24,208
Bu kuyrukluyıldızı
Dünya'ya güvenli bir şekilde indirip

1711
01:41:24,291 --> 01:41:27,000
bundan kâr elde etmek imkânsız.
Kimse yapamaz!

1712
01:41:27,583 --> 01:41:31,458
Dünya ülkelerine sesleniyoruz,
Orlean ve BASH'e baş kaldırın.

1713
01:41:31,541 --> 01:41:34,458
Kendi rota saptırma görevinizi yapın

1714
01:41:34,541 --> 01:41:36,083
ve dünyayı kurtarın!

1715
01:41:37,541 --> 01:41:43,375
Şimdi de özel konuğuyla birlikte
Riley Bina huzurlarınızda.

1716
01:41:44,000 --> 01:41:45,708
Adını unuttum. Teşekkürler.

1717
01:41:48,791 --> 01:41:51,125
YAKIYORSUN!
SENİ SEVİYORUZ RILEY!

1718
01:41:51,208 --> 01:41:54,000
BİR KÜREĞE 5 BİN VERİRİM
CİSİM BİZİ ERİTECEK Mİ?

1719
01:41:54,083 --> 01:41:56,083
YUKARI BAKMA MARKSİST KARI!
RILEY KAHRAMAN

1720
01:41:56,166 --> 01:41:59,416
CİSİM ÖLDÜRMEDEN RILEY'Yİ İZLİYORUM!
SEVGİLİMİN SESİ BUNDAN İYİ

1721
01:41:59,500 --> 01:42:02,041
AZDIM VE YALNIZIM 3,99 DOLAR USFANS

1722
01:42:02,125 --> 01:42:08,416
Sınır tanımadık
Ama ses hızı gibi

1723
01:42:08,500 --> 01:42:14,416
Hayata direndik ama bir baktık ki
Kendimize direniyoruz

1724
01:42:16,375 --> 01:42:20,333
Her anıda sen varsın

1725
01:42:20,416 --> 01:42:24,125
Ama veda bile etmedin

1726
01:42:24,208 --> 01:42:30,208
Gururun söndürdü alevimizin ateşini

1727
01:42:31,250 --> 01:42:34,750
Bir bakışına bakar her şey

1728
01:42:34,833 --> 01:42:40,458
Hissediyorum gözlerini
Kilitlenmişler her yanıma

1729
01:42:40,541 --> 01:42:45,291
Sonra ahmak gönlüm diyor ki

1730
01:42:45,375 --> 01:42:49,458
Yukarı bak

1731
01:42:49,541 --> 01:42:53,166
Yer yok saklanacak

1732
01:42:53,250 --> 01:42:55,083
Gerçek aşk ölmez

1733
01:42:55,166 --> 01:42:59,916
Sımsıkı sarılır sana
Bırakmaz asla…

1734
01:43:00,000 --> 01:43:03,666
Böyle afet bir başkan hiç gördünüz mü ya?

1735
01:43:04,750 --> 01:43:06,583
Kendi annem olmasa…

1736
01:43:08,291 --> 01:43:10,041
Üç tip Amerikalı vardır.

1737
01:43:11,000 --> 01:43:13,166
Sizin gibi işçi sınıfı.

1738
01:43:13,250 --> 01:43:17,083
Bizim gibi havalı zenginler
ve son olarak onlar.

1739
01:43:19,583 --> 01:43:21,666
Üzgünüm ama onlara ihtiyacımız var.

1740
01:43:22,166 --> 01:43:26,291
İhtiyacımız var. Siz bizi güçlendirin de
onlarla savaşalım diye.

1741
01:43:26,375 --> 01:43:28,541
İşçi sınıfı, altta.

1742
01:43:28,625 --> 01:43:30,750
-Anladınız mı?
-Ben anlamadım.

1743
01:43:30,833 --> 01:43:35,000
Anladınız mı? Beslenme uzmanlarından,
kişisel antrenörlerden,

1744
01:43:35,541 --> 01:43:40,125
spa'daki tiplerden falan bahsediyorum.

1745
01:43:40,208 --> 01:43:43,125
Giriştekileri veya masözleri demiyorum,

1746
01:43:43,208 --> 01:43:45,750
hani koridorda size eşlik edenler.

1747
01:43:45,833 --> 01:43:46,750
Onlar…

1748
01:43:46,833 --> 01:43:49,333
Yüzünü kara çıkardım
İnkâr edemem

1749
01:43:50,541 --> 01:43:53,166
Kaybettik durduk
Mühim değil diyemem

1750
01:43:53,250 --> 01:43:56,541
Delirdim, fıttırdım
Sana layık olamadım

1751
01:43:57,250 --> 01:44:00,500
Ağladın figan feryat
Bende hep kabahat

1752
01:44:01,291 --> 01:44:04,083
-BASH'i ne zaman kovalım?
-Hemen kovalım!

1753
01:44:04,166 --> 01:44:05,833
BASH'i ne zaman kovalım?

1754
01:44:07,791 --> 01:44:08,875
Zaman çok değerli…

1755
01:44:08,958 --> 01:44:10,541
Sessiz kalmayacağız!

1756
01:44:11,583 --> 01:44:14,958
Tut elimi bebeğim
Seni asla terk etmeyeceğim

1757
01:44:15,041 --> 01:44:19,375
Kızım, demek istiyor ki

1758
01:44:19,458 --> 01:44:23,083
Çıkar kafanı kumdan

1759
01:44:23,166 --> 01:44:29,916
Dinle şu bilgili bilim insanlarını

1760
01:44:30,000 --> 01:44:33,416
Bu sefer fena sıçtık
Sıçtık batırdık

1761
01:44:33,500 --> 01:44:37,333
Çok yakın
Hissediyorum büyük felaketi

1762
01:44:37,416 --> 01:44:41,000
Her şey güllük gülistanlık gibi
Davranmaya devam et sen

1763
01:44:41,083 --> 01:44:44,791
Ama bil ki
Şu anda bu felaket geliyor

1764
01:44:44,875 --> 01:44:47,791
Kutla, ağla veya dua et

1765
01:44:47,875 --> 01:44:53,166
Ne gerekirse yap
İçine düştüğümüz durumdan kurtul

1766
01:44:53,250 --> 01:44:58,208
Zira yarını göremeyebiliriz

1767
01:44:58,291 --> 01:45:02,625
Yukarı bak

1768
01:45:02,708 --> 01:45:06,291
Saçma sapan haberleri kapat

1769
01:45:06,375 --> 01:45:09,333
Yakında öleceksiniz millet

1770
01:45:13,291 --> 01:45:15,000
Yukarı bak…

1771
01:45:20,583 --> 01:45:23,583
Selam, iyi günler Adam.
Bu aramanı neye borçluyum?

1772
01:45:30,041 --> 01:45:31,041
Saat kaçta?

1773
01:45:38,791 --> 01:45:41,708
Aradığın için sağ ol.

1774
01:45:44,125 --> 01:45:45,125
Evet.

1775
01:46:01,583 --> 01:46:02,541
Ne oldu?

1776
01:46:05,958 --> 01:46:06,958
Ne oldu?

1777
01:46:09,916 --> 01:46:14,708
Orlean ve BASH,
Rusya, Hindistan ve Çin'in minerallerdeki

1778
01:46:15,958 --> 01:46:17,375
söz hakkını reddetmiş.

1779
01:46:17,458 --> 01:46:20,916
Onlar da kendi ortak
rota saptırma görevlerini denemiş

1780
01:46:21,000 --> 01:46:25,708
ama takriben 40 dakika önce

1781
01:46:26,583 --> 01:46:33,000
Rusların Baykonur fırlatma tesisinde
büyük çapta bir patlama tespit edilmiş.

1782
01:46:35,458 --> 01:46:37,666
Görünen o ki görev başarısız olmuş.

1783
01:46:42,791 --> 01:46:44,000
Buraya kadar mı?

1784
01:46:47,166 --> 01:46:48,666
"Buraya kadar" derken?

1785
01:46:52,125 --> 01:46:53,125
Teddy?

1786
01:46:56,458 --> 01:46:57,333
Söylesene.

1787
01:47:03,166 --> 01:47:06,916
Sadece BASH görevi kaldı.
Artık tek şansımız bu.

1788
01:47:14,083 --> 01:47:15,083
Siktir!

1789
01:47:27,291 --> 01:47:30,083
Bu Yukarı Bakanlar

1790
01:47:30,166 --> 01:47:35,875
milyonlarca Şilili mültecinin
sınırımıza dayanmasını istiyor.

1791
01:47:36,875 --> 01:47:42,416
Yukarı bakma! Yukarı bakma!

1792
01:47:43,458 --> 01:47:44,458
MADENLERİ ÇIKARIN

1793
01:47:44,541 --> 01:47:46,291
O ne lan öyle?

1794
01:47:52,416 --> 01:47:54,583
Şerefsiz palavra sıkıyor.

1795
01:47:56,125 --> 01:48:02,583
Başkan az evvel mesaj attı.
"Heyecana gerek yok. Her şey yolunda."

1796
01:48:02,666 --> 01:48:04,375
YUKARI BAKMA

1797
01:48:05,000 --> 01:48:06,000
Hop, yavaş.

1798
01:48:06,583 --> 01:48:09,250
Yüzüm kesildi lan köylü hödükler!

1799
01:48:22,041 --> 01:48:24,000
Bir saattir hiç araba görmüyoruz.

1800
01:48:25,958 --> 01:48:28,666
Evet. Herkes BASH fırlatmasını
izlemeye gitti.

1801
01:48:31,041 --> 01:48:32,333
Biz ne yapıyoruz?

1802
01:48:35,000 --> 01:48:39,416
Dedim ya, market alışverişine gidiyoruz.

1803
01:48:48,041 --> 01:48:53,250
Mills Brothers. Harika gruptur.
Grubu kuran Duke Ellington'dır bu arada.

1804
01:48:55,958 --> 01:49:00,000
Sanırım ilk başta isimleri
Four Kings of Harmony'ydi.

1805
01:49:05,750 --> 01:49:07,166
Bu şarkı "Till Then."

1806
01:49:07,250 --> 01:49:11,458
İkinci Dünya Savaşı'na giden askerlerin

1807
01:49:11,541 --> 01:49:13,375
memleket hasretini anlatır.

1808
01:49:16,500 --> 01:49:17,708
Bu kısmı dinleyin.

1809
01:49:21,041 --> 01:49:27,041
"Aşmamız gereken okyanuslar,
tırmanmamız gereken dağlar olsa da…

1810
01:49:31,625 --> 01:49:34,708
…biliyorum ki
her kazancın bir kaybı vardır.

1811
01:49:36,708 --> 01:49:40,708
Dua et de tek kaybımız zaman olsun."

1812
01:49:46,541 --> 01:49:49,083
-Sana bir şey sormam lazım.
-Ne?

1813
01:49:51,583 --> 01:49:53,666
Arabada samimi konuşmak serbest mi?

1814
01:49:53,750 --> 01:49:54,916
Evet, tabii.

1815
01:49:57,166 --> 01:49:58,875
Senin gibisiyle tanışmadım

1816
01:49:58,958 --> 01:50:01,375
ve aramızda öyle bir bağ hissediyorum ki…

1817
01:50:04,250 --> 01:50:06,250
Bilmem, hiç böyle hissetmemiştim.

1818
01:50:06,333 --> 01:50:08,375
Biraz riskli olacak ama neyse,

1819
01:50:08,458 --> 01:50:10,458
benimle daha çok vakit
geçirmek ister misin?

1820
01:50:11,041 --> 01:50:14,958
Hatta nişanlanmayı falan düşünür müsün?

1821
01:50:16,166 --> 01:50:18,000
-Vay canına.
-Gülüyor musun?

1822
01:50:18,875 --> 01:50:20,125
-Olmaz mı?
-Gülümsüyorum.

1823
01:50:21,666 --> 01:50:23,541
-Olur tabii.
-Harika ya.

1824
01:50:23,625 --> 01:50:26,875
-Neden olmasın?
-Muhteşem.

1825
01:50:37,291 --> 01:50:41,791
Dr. Mindy'nin geleceğindekileri söyledin.

1826
01:50:41,875 --> 01:50:43,875
-Algoritmayı gösterdin.
-Evet.

1827
01:50:43,958 --> 01:50:46,041
O bilgiyle onu fena sarstın.

1828
01:50:46,125 --> 01:50:48,916
-Nasıl öleceğini söyledin.
-Evet, sarsıcı bilgi.

1829
01:50:49,625 --> 01:50:51,916
Kendi ölümümü merak etmeye başladım.

1830
01:50:54,583 --> 01:50:57,208
Bilmek istemiyorum.
Aslında istiyorum. Söyle.

1831
01:50:57,291 --> 01:51:01,541
Seni bir Bronteroc yiyecek.
Ne olduğunu bilmiyoruz.

1832
01:51:01,625 --> 01:51:03,583
-Ne?
-Bronteroc.

1833
01:51:05,625 --> 01:51:07,708
Evet millet, gökyüzü temiz.

1834
01:51:09,541 --> 01:51:12,833
BUKD fırlatması için hazırız.

1835
01:51:12,916 --> 01:51:13,958
Sayın Başkan?

1836
01:51:14,041 --> 01:51:18,583
Dünya gezegeni vatandaşları. Şu anda…

1837
01:51:19,541 --> 01:51:23,250
Şuna bak Kate. Deniz somonu var.

1838
01:51:23,333 --> 01:51:26,416
Şununla çiftlik balığı arasındaki
farka bak.

1839
01:51:26,500 --> 01:51:29,708
Bak, nasıl şey…
Ne bileyim, sahte gibi, değil mi?

1840
01:51:30,833 --> 01:51:33,375
Şey arasana…

1841
01:51:33,458 --> 01:51:35,958
Şu küçük patateslere ne deniyordu?

1842
01:51:36,041 --> 01:51:37,208
-Parmak patates mi?
-Evet.

1843
01:51:37,291 --> 01:51:39,750
-Parmak patatese bayılırım.
-Hadi parmak…

1844
01:51:39,833 --> 01:51:42,708
-Bir şey söylemek ister misin?
-Güzeldi. Evet.

1845
01:51:43,666 --> 01:51:47,791
N'aber dünya? Ben Jason Orlean,
Özel Kalem, Birleşik Devletler.

1846
01:51:49,875 --> 01:51:53,458
Son dönemde insanlar için edilen duaları
fark eder oldum,

1847
01:51:54,291 --> 01:51:55,750
hepsine saygım sonsuz

1848
01:51:55,833 --> 01:52:02,125
ama ben eşyalar için dua etmek istiyorum.

1849
01:52:03,625 --> 01:52:08,916
Çok manyak şeyler var, maddi anlamda yani,
deli evler, kol saatleri…

1850
01:52:09,000 --> 01:52:10,833
BUKD'LER HAZIR

1851
01:52:10,916 --> 01:52:14,833
…arabalar, üst baş falan,
bunları kaybedebiliriz,

1852
01:52:14,916 --> 01:52:16,500
bunları kaybetmek istemem.

1853
01:52:16,583 --> 01:52:18,666
Bu eşyalar için dua edeceğim. Âmin.

1854
01:52:21,958 --> 01:52:25,291
Bu küçük kalabalık
sessiz bir endişe içinde.

1855
01:52:25,375 --> 01:52:27,000
Dua edenleri duyabiliyorum.

1856
01:52:27,083 --> 01:52:29,166
Tamam Anderson, başlayalım artık.

1857
01:52:29,250 --> 01:52:34,125
Emredersiniz. Hadi başlıyoruz millet. On.

1858
01:52:34,208 --> 01:52:41,125
On, dokuz, sekiz, yedi, altı,

1859
01:52:41,833 --> 01:52:43,875
beş, dört…

1860
01:53:02,666 --> 01:53:03,500
Selam.

1861
01:53:04,958 --> 01:53:05,791
Merhaba.

1862
01:53:16,583 --> 01:53:19,541
Şey… Market alışverişi yaptım.

1863
01:53:28,916 --> 01:53:30,291
O neydi?

1864
01:53:30,375 --> 01:53:31,750
BUKD 12'yi kaybettik.

1865
01:53:32,375 --> 01:53:34,166
UYARI

1866
01:53:35,208 --> 01:53:36,833
BUKD 22 fırlatılamadı.

1867
01:53:37,708 --> 01:53:38,708
Sorun yok.

1868
01:53:38,791 --> 01:53:40,541
BUKD DRON TELEMETRİLERİ

1869
01:53:40,625 --> 01:53:46,250
Hata payını hesaba kattık.
Her şey yolunda.

1870
01:53:46,333 --> 01:53:50,833
Belki ailecek akşam yemeği yeriz
diye düşünmüştüm.

1871
01:53:50,916 --> 01:53:52,166
-Selam baba.
-Selam baba.

1872
01:53:52,250 --> 01:53:54,541
-Selam çocuklar. Merhaba.
-Selam.

1873
01:54:00,833 --> 01:54:01,750
Ne diyorsun?

1874
01:54:04,166 --> 01:54:05,000
Olur.

1875
01:54:05,916 --> 01:54:07,291
-Sağ ol.
-Rica ederim.

1876
01:54:07,791 --> 01:54:10,000
-Bu Kate.
-Merhaba.

1877
01:54:10,083 --> 01:54:11,916
-Selam Kate.
-Torbaları alayım.

1878
01:54:12,000 --> 01:54:13,750
-Memnun oldum. Ben Yule.
-Yule.

1879
01:54:13,833 --> 01:54:15,833
Twitch'te adım FirePuma142. Oyuncu musun?

1880
01:54:16,625 --> 01:54:18,125
Bildiğini hiç sanmam.

1881
01:54:18,208 --> 01:54:19,875
Oyun oynadığımı kim çıkardı?

1882
01:54:22,083 --> 01:54:23,416
Bunları sana getirdim.

1883
01:54:25,208 --> 01:54:27,041
Teşekkürler. Çok düşüncelisin.

1884
01:54:33,500 --> 01:54:35,583
Çok üzgünüm. Tahmin bile edemezsin.

1885
01:54:37,208 --> 01:54:39,916
-Gerçekten.
-Biliyorum.

1886
01:54:40,750 --> 01:54:43,875
-Seni özledim.
-Ben de seni çok özledim.

1887
01:54:50,750 --> 01:54:53,625
Üniversitede çıktığımız dönem
Aaron Tran'le yattım.

1888
01:54:57,416 --> 01:54:58,458
Bilgin olsun…

1889
01:55:09,458 --> 01:55:10,291
Şunu dene.

1890
01:55:12,208 --> 01:55:13,458
Şunlardan yesene.

1891
01:55:14,541 --> 01:55:15,541
Bu çok iyi.

1892
01:55:15,625 --> 01:55:16,833
Değil mi?

1893
01:55:27,708 --> 01:55:29,791
-Selam millet.
-Selam!

1894
01:55:29,875 --> 01:55:31,833
Geç geldim ama elim boş gelmedim.

1895
01:55:33,875 --> 01:55:38,250
Evan, Marshall, June,
bu bey Dr. Oglethorpe.

1896
01:55:52,000 --> 01:55:54,875
BUKD'ler ideal kurtulma hızına ulaştı

1897
01:55:54,958 --> 01:55:59,625
ve şu anda Dibiasky Kuyrukluyıldızı'na
yaklaşarak konmak üzereler.

1898
01:56:15,500 --> 01:56:17,750
Tamam. Peki.

1899
01:56:17,833 --> 01:56:20,833
Yanal kontrol arızası yüzünden
8 ve 27'yi kaybettik.

1900
01:56:21,750 --> 01:56:24,750
Peki, Peter, şimdi…

1901
01:56:24,833 --> 01:56:28,958
Altı dron kaybettik.
Plan hâlâ işe yarayacak mı?

1902
01:56:29,041 --> 01:56:34,875
Mühendisler 24 dronun
yeterli olduğunu söyledi.

1903
01:56:35,958 --> 01:56:38,958
Yani kaç tane kaybetme lüksümüz var?

1904
01:56:42,083 --> 01:56:43,083
Kaç tane daha mı?

1905
01:56:46,625 --> 01:56:50,375
Gelen haberlere göre,
birkaç BUKD fırlatma sırasında patladı.

1906
01:56:51,291 --> 01:56:53,208
Seni başköşeye alalım.

1907
01:56:54,208 --> 01:56:56,791
Çok kibarsın Randall. Sağ ol.

1908
01:56:56,875 --> 01:56:57,875
Büyük Doktor.

1909
01:56:57,958 --> 01:56:59,166
Biraz daha şarap?

1910
01:57:00,291 --> 01:57:02,291
-Şerefe millet.
-Şerefe.

1911
01:57:02,375 --> 01:57:03,500
-Şerefe.
-Seni seviyorum.

1912
01:57:03,583 --> 01:57:05,250
-Ben de.
-Konuk ettiğin için sağ ol.

1913
01:57:05,333 --> 01:57:07,291
Geldiğiniz için sağ olun. Çok özel.

1914
01:57:07,375 --> 01:57:08,208
Teşekkürler.

1915
01:57:20,958 --> 01:57:24,166
Eş zamanlı patlama
ve parçalama aşamasına geçelim.

1916
01:57:28,833 --> 01:57:29,708
Anne.

1917
01:57:39,833 --> 01:57:40,750
Çok güzel.

1918
01:57:41,333 --> 01:57:43,250
-Sağ ol dostum.
-Evet.

1919
01:57:43,333 --> 01:57:48,083
Evet, çok güzel.
Ayrıca evde olmana çok sevindim.

1920
01:57:49,791 --> 01:57:51,416
Dr. Mindy çok meşhur oldu.

1921
01:57:52,250 --> 01:57:55,791
Onu unutmuştum. Doğru ya.

1922
01:57:56,708 --> 01:58:00,625
Evet, dergi kapaklarına falan çıktım.
Biliyorum.

1923
01:58:01,375 --> 01:58:03,458
-Harika görünüyordun.
-Eğlenin hadi.

1924
01:58:08,333 --> 01:58:09,458
-Seviyorum.
-Ben de seni.

1925
01:58:10,875 --> 01:58:11,916
SİSTEM HATASI

1926
01:58:12,000 --> 01:58:13,500
Pekâlâ. Son durum nedir?

1927
01:58:13,583 --> 01:58:16,166
Patlayıcıların durum raporunu istiyorum.

1928
01:58:16,250 --> 01:58:19,416
Çabuk. Hâlâ durum raporunu bekliyorum.

1929
01:58:21,416 --> 01:58:22,458
Tamam.

1930
01:58:23,125 --> 01:58:27,625
Çin Başkanı Qi kuyrukluyıldızın
hâlâ bütün olduğunu söylüyor.

1931
01:58:27,708 --> 01:58:29,958
Dört patlayıcı gecikti, senkron kaydı.

1932
01:58:30,625 --> 01:58:31,625
Hâlâ tek parça.

1933
01:58:31,708 --> 01:58:32,875
Ne dedin?

1934
01:58:33,541 --> 01:58:35,958
Dört patlayıcı gecikti ve senkron kaydı.

1935
01:58:36,791 --> 01:58:40,958
Tamam. Hepimiz iyiyiz. Herkes iyi.

1936
01:58:41,708 --> 01:58:44,041
Her şey yolunda. İzninizle,

1937
01:58:44,875 --> 01:58:46,125
doğal ihtiyaç.

1938
01:58:46,208 --> 01:58:49,208
Bir dakikalığına tuvalete gideceğim.

1939
01:58:52,666 --> 01:58:57,333
Aslında benim de
kısa süreliğine tuvalete gitmem lazım.

1940
01:59:03,583 --> 01:59:05,666
-Eşlik edeyim…
-Yok, kendim giderim.

1941
01:59:06,625 --> 01:59:08,125
Efendim, Başkan.

1942
01:59:08,875 --> 01:59:11,000
Görev durumunu bilmemiz lazım.

1943
01:59:13,291 --> 01:59:14,750
Hemen dönecek.

1944
01:59:15,416 --> 01:59:18,041
Sokarım bu işe.
Ben kocamı görmeye gidiyorum.

1945
01:59:21,333 --> 01:59:23,125
Üzgünüm. 20 yaşında kızım var.

1946
01:59:23,208 --> 01:59:24,625
Onu görmeliyim.

1947
01:59:25,291 --> 01:59:26,541
Ben kokain çekeceğim.

1948
01:59:27,791 --> 01:59:28,833
Siktir!

1949
01:59:28,916 --> 01:59:30,625
Gelecek… Geri gelecek.

1950
01:59:37,041 --> 01:59:39,250
Alo? Bir gemi var.

1951
01:59:39,791 --> 01:59:43,916
Hata ettiysek diye hazırdı
ve açıkça görüldüğü üzere hata ettik.

1952
01:59:44,000 --> 01:59:46,458
Geminiz olmasına hiç şaşırmadım.

1953
01:59:46,541 --> 01:59:48,125
2.000 kişilik.

1954
01:59:48,208 --> 01:59:51,583
Son teknoloji dondurucu kapsüller var,
yaşanabilir bölgede

1955
01:59:51,666 --> 01:59:54,666
en yakın
Dünya benzeri gezegeni bulmaya ayarlı.

1956
01:59:55,458 --> 02:00:00,541
Sana ve bir kişiye daha yer var.
Brie veya eşin, sen bilirsin.

1957
02:00:02,708 --> 02:00:09,500
Teklif için teşekkürler ama ben almayayım.
Sana Jason'la iyi eğlenceler.

1958
02:00:11,541 --> 02:00:12,500
Jason mı?

1959
02:00:15,250 --> 02:00:16,375
Siktir!

1960
02:00:20,083 --> 02:00:21,083
Geri gelecek.

1961
02:00:30,125 --> 02:00:33,041
Arka bahçede uyuyakaldığım
o geceye müteşekkirim.

1962
02:00:33,666 --> 02:00:36,166
-Sabah dibimde yavru geyik vardı.
-Hatırladım.

1963
02:00:36,250 --> 02:00:38,708
-Evet.
-Hayatımın en güzel günüydü.

1964
02:00:50,166 --> 02:00:51,375
Minnettarım…

1965
02:00:58,750 --> 02:01:00,500
Denediğimiz için minnettarım.

1966
02:01:03,541 --> 02:01:06,000
Hem de ne denemeydi.

1967
02:01:08,458 --> 02:01:13,791
Mindy'ler olarak pek dindar değilizdir

1968
02:01:13,875 --> 02:01:17,833
ama bir "âmin" diyelim mi? Ne dersin?

1969
02:01:17,916 --> 02:01:19,041
Bana bakma.

1970
02:01:19,875 --> 02:01:23,833
Bilmem ki nasıl…
Sadece "âmin" mi diyoruz? Ne bileyim…

1971
02:01:24,541 --> 02:01:25,875
-Ben hallederim.
-Kısa…

1972
02:01:26,416 --> 02:01:27,333
Ben hallederim.

1973
02:01:38,750 --> 02:01:41,000
Ulu Babamız, Kudretli Yaradan…

1974
02:01:44,875 --> 02:01:48,708
…bu akşam sana sığınıyoruz.
Kibirlendik, esirge bizi.

1975
02:01:50,416 --> 02:01:54,291
Şüphe ettik, bağışla bizi.

1976
02:01:57,625 --> 02:01:59,125
Her şeyden önemlisi…

1977
02:02:01,125 --> 02:02:05,791
…bu karanlık dönemde bize sevginle
huzur vermen için dua ediyoruz Rabb'im.

1978
02:02:08,291 --> 02:02:10,500
Ulvi iradenle hazırladığın yolda…

1979
02:02:12,791 --> 02:02:18,583
…karşımıza çıkacakları
kabullenme cesareti ver.

1980
02:02:21,833 --> 02:02:24,291
-Âmin.
-Âmin.

1981
02:02:25,541 --> 02:02:27,708
Vay be. Dua işini iyi biliyorsun.

1982
02:02:29,625 --> 02:02:30,750
Çok güzeldi.

1983
02:02:34,166 --> 02:02:36,125
Kuyrukluyıldız parçalanmadı.

1984
02:02:36,208 --> 02:02:42,125
SON DAKİKA
CİSİM TEK PARÇA: BASH GÖREVİ BAŞARISIZ

1985
02:02:42,875 --> 02:02:44,000
Aslında hiç…

1986
02:02:46,750 --> 02:02:50,208
Bu akşam herkesin dilinde tek bir şey var.

1987
02:02:50,791 --> 02:02:52,791
Üstsüz acil bakım merkezleri.

1988
02:03:03,500 --> 02:03:04,458
Otursana.

1989
02:03:06,458 --> 02:03:10,791
Ya da istersen sevişelim

1990
02:03:12,833 --> 02:03:14,666
veya dua edelim veya…

1991
02:03:18,791 --> 02:03:22,291
Açıkçası içip içip

1992
02:03:24,250 --> 02:03:26,041
milleti çekiştirmeyi yeğlerim.

1993
02:03:32,208 --> 02:03:33,833
Canımı alamazsın!

1994
02:03:37,041 --> 02:03:37,958
Dikkat!

1995
02:04:30,083 --> 02:04:32,916
Elmalı turtadan biraz daha istiyorum.
Çok leziz.

1996
02:04:33,000 --> 02:04:35,791
Aslında marketten aldık
ama hiç belli olmuyor.

1997
02:04:37,666 --> 02:04:42,208
Dürüst olmam gerekirse,
ki şimdi olmayıp ne zaman olacağım,

1998
02:04:43,208 --> 02:04:46,916
market turtalarının basit tadını
ev turtalarınınkine yeğlerim.

1999
02:04:47,666 --> 02:04:48,666
Şaka yapıyorsun.

2000
02:04:48,750 --> 02:04:52,166
Hayır, çok ciddiyim.

2001
02:04:53,458 --> 02:04:56,666
Bence sebebi çocukluğumuzu hatırlatması.

2002
02:05:31,208 --> 02:05:33,583
Ev yemeği gibisi yoktur ama.

2003
02:05:33,666 --> 02:05:37,208
Bu kahve hiç marketten alınmış gibi değil.
Öyle mi?

2004
02:05:37,291 --> 02:05:39,666
Kahvemi kendim öğütüyorum.

2005
02:05:39,750 --> 02:05:41,375
Babam kahve delisidir.

2006
02:05:41,458 --> 02:05:43,708
Her seferinde çekirdek mi öğütüyorsun?

2007
02:05:44,708 --> 02:05:48,666
Randall, kahvesi konusunda çok titizdir.

2008
02:05:48,750 --> 02:05:50,375
Ben de çay konusunda.

2009
02:05:53,208 --> 02:05:55,541
Düşünüyorum da aslında…

2010
02:05:57,625 --> 02:05:59,833
Her şeyimiz varmış, değil mi?

2011
02:06:02,083 --> 02:06:04,500
Düşününce yani…

2012
02:06:47,541 --> 02:06:51,541
TEBRİKLER! DİYETİNİZ BİTTİ!

2013
02:08:20,250 --> 02:08:25,375
22.740 YIL SONRA

2014
02:09:06,125 --> 02:09:07,875
TEXICON PETROL - TED BILES

2015
02:09:13,541 --> 02:09:14,958
VENDEL LOBİCİLİK - LEWIS GRANDY

2016
02:09:36,750 --> 02:09:39,916
Buradaki oksijen dünyadakinden

2017
02:09:40,000 --> 02:09:41,291
%9 daha fazla

2018
02:09:41,375 --> 02:09:43,833
bu yüzden biraz başınız dönebilir.

2019
02:09:44,666 --> 02:09:48,166
Dondurma kapsülleri %58 başarılı oldu,

2020
02:09:48,250 --> 02:09:50,583
beklediğimizden epey yüksek bir oran.

2021
02:09:50,666 --> 02:09:53,791
Evet, bizim bölümde sadece 47 ölü vardı.

2022
02:09:54,666 --> 02:09:59,000
Bence burası bizim için epey uygun.
Hem de epey uygun.

2023
02:09:59,083 --> 02:09:59,916
İnanılmaz.

2024
02:10:00,875 --> 02:10:04,916
Şu güzel hayvana bakın.

2025
02:10:05,541 --> 02:10:09,916
Acaba bunlar tüy mü yoksa pul…

2026
02:10:12,708 --> 02:10:14,958
-İğrenç.
-O şey ne?

2027
02:10:15,666 --> 02:10:18,125
Sanırım buna Bronteroc deniyor.

2028
02:10:21,833 --> 02:10:24,125
Ne yaparsanız yapın, sakın okşamayın.

2029
02:16:51,125 --> 02:16:54,125
HAL WILLNER'IN ANISINA
1956-2020

2030
02:17:28,166 --> 02:17:29,166
Siktir.

2031
02:17:43,625 --> 02:17:44,666
Anne?

2032
02:17:47,541 --> 02:17:48,708
Anne!

2033
02:17:54,208 --> 02:17:55,458
N'aber millet?

2034
02:17:56,000 --> 02:17:57,458
Dünya'daki son insanım.

2035
02:17:58,750 --> 02:18:00,125
Her şey boka sardı.

2036
02:18:00,958 --> 02:18:02,791
Beğenip abone olmayı unutmayın.

2037
02:18:03,458 --> 02:18:04,375
Ben buralardayım.

2038
02:18:07,250 --> 02:18:08,208
Anne!

2039
02:18:09,833 --> 02:18:11,916
Alt yazı çevirmeni: Berkcan Navarro

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Chops off your fucking head ♪

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♪ Oh, no, here come
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Put the needle to the groove ♪

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[heavy machinery whirring]

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Coming to a fork in the road ♪

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♪ Which way to go, just follow… ♪

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[pensive music continues playing]

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[speaking indistinctly]

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[shrieks]

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[music increases in tempo]

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["Right Thurr" playing on speakers]

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This is nuts! This is so crazy!

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[woman] I've got a hard cider
and a bag of Crossbone Crunch.

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It's a party.

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I'm-- I'm just so,
so thrilled for you, Kate.

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To Comet Dibiasky, right? Cheers!

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It's gotta be, look…
It's gotta be an Oort cloud comet

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just based on where you saw it.

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Probably the last time
it was this close to the Sun

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was long before human civilization.

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Look at the arc on that thing.
God, it's amazing.

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How would we find out the comet's
velocity in orbit, Professor Mindy?

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That is a good question. [sighs]

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This will be fun. I haven't done
orbital dynamics since grad school.

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Question is, what…

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What would Carl Sagan do?

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He would take it back to first principles.

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The topocentric vector is rho.

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Kate, what are the initial coordinates?

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[Kate] Twenty-one.

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Twenty-four.

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Thirteen.

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[Mindy] This is fun, huh, guys?

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-Sixty-seven.
-Wow. Now you got me pumped.

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-[man 1] Dr. Mindy.
-All right…

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How many terms do you have to calibrate…

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[Mindy] Approximation
of coordinates in Marsden, '85.

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Now that we have the comet's orbit,
we will check the ephemeris

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and that will give us the distance
between the comet and planet Earth.

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Why does the ephemeris
keep getting lower and lower?

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[breathes deeply]

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Professor Mindy?

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Professor Mindy?

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You know what, guys? Let's…

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Let's call it a night, huh?

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[man 2] But what about
the relative position?

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I can't figure this one out.
Not tonight, guys. Sorry.

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-[man 1] Let's hit it, man. I'm beat.
-[woman 2] Me too.

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-[man 1] Kate, this was amazing.
-[man 2] Congratulations.

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Hey, Kate.

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You stay.

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[phone dialing]

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[line ringing]

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[man] Yeah, uh, Dr. Calder,

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a Michigan State professor
and his grad students--

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This is Dr. Calder.
You pulled me out of a meeting

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where I had to tell my team
we lost eight billion in funding.

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I am so sorry, Dr. Calder,

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but we are seeing some
awfully strange orbital numbers

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on this comet we just found.

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They should be in your inbox, right?

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-[Calder] Is this it?
-Yeah. This is it.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let me get
Dr. Oglethorpe on the line.

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Please hold.

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Uh… Uh, I'm on hold.

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She's calling a Dr. Oglethorpe.
Who is that?

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Jesus Christ.
I'm gonna put them on speaker.

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[music playing on speaker]

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"Dr. Oglethorpe,

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head of the Planetary
Defense Coordination Office."

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-Is that a real place?
-I have no idea.

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[music continues playing]

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[man on speaker] This is Dr. Oglethorpe.

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Yes, this is Jocelyn Calder

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from Kennedy Space Center.

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[Oglethorpe] Hey, Jocelyn.

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Listen, we got a sighting

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of an NEO from Subaru telescope.

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Okay. Uh…

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Why you just didn't report it
to the Minor Planet Center?

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[Calder] It's a professor
and a bunch of Michigan State students

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who identified something big.

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Really? How large?

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[Calder] How big we talking?

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We clocked it in around
five to ten kilometers wide.

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About five to ten kilometers wide.

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Uh… That's a big boy.

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And, uh, was this professor the one
who first made the observations?

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Hi, yes. Uh, Dr. Mindy.

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And-- And no,
PhD candidate Kate Dibiasky found it.

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I did the orbital calculations.

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I, uh… I study trace gasses
in dead galaxies.

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I haven't published in a while
so you probably haven't heard of me.

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But anyway, that doesn't matter.

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Sorry. What was your question?

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What are the most updated estimates
on its trajectory?

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[Mindy] Kate?

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Um…

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I've been running it all day.
I keep getting the same result.

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A direct hit of Earth
in six months and 14 days.

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Me too.

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[Calder] Matthew,
what are your calculations?

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Um, Scout program
is saying six months, 14 days.

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[Calder] We got six months and 14 days.

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And it's roughly five
to ten kilometers wide.

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Which… Which, uh…

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[Mindy] Isn't that…

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an extinction-level event?

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Well, let's not be dramatic here.

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Okay, uh…

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First move is to get
the school field trip out here to DC.

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[Calder] Let's all calm down.

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I need the person who first had eyes
on the comet

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and the person in charge.

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What?

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[indistinct chatter]

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…share this data immediately
with Cambridge, Caltech and IAU.

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Wait a minute.
This is classified information.

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[Mindy] What's happening?

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[Calder] I serve
at the discretion of the president.

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Is this really happening?

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…and the dead galaxy professor
to Hickam Air Force base.

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[Mindy] DC, right?
Hey! Hey, Kate. [clapping]

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This isn't happening, right?

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Kate, this isn't real, right? This is, uh…

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This is just some sort
of alternate reality, right?

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Say something.

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I gotta go get high.

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Word is that I need you both in DC fast.
Only plane I got going there is that one.

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Anyway, I am Dr. Mindy. This is--

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-Hi! Oh.
-[soldier] Go, go, go!

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[soldiers yelling]

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-[Mindy] Where do we sit, Kate?
-I have no idea.

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[Mindy] Is there
any customary seating for…

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[upbeat tense music playing]

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What the fuck? Is this real?
Is this a goddamn joke?

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Holy shit.

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This can't be happening. No.

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[music continues playing]

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[music ends]

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[birds chirping]

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[indistinct chatter]

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-Brendon. You mean Brendon?
-Yeah, Brendon.

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You know, he didn't keep his head down.
It's all politics, Teddy. You know that.

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[Oglethorpe] You must be Randall and Kate.

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Yes. Yes, hi.

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I'm Dr. Oglethorpe,
but you can call me Teddy.

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I'm sorry. Did you say your name…

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-I should call you "Teddy"? Teddy.
-[Oglethorpe] Teddy. Yeah.

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[chuckles] Yeah, we call him Teddy
because he ain't no teddy bear.

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General Themes.
I'm the Pentagon's eyes on, uh,

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you know, whatever this turns out to be.

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The president is famously late,
and you've had a long flight, so…

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[both sigh]

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-[sighs] Michigan State Spartans.
-[Kate] Mmm.

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-Is that the Oval Office?
-Yeah, that's the Oval Office, yeah.

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It's a lot smaller
than in the photographs.

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[Oglethorpe] The president
should be here shortly.

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She's already been briefed.

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Correct, Scott?

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[Scott] That is correct.

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Are we really about to tell
the president of the United States

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that we have just over six months

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until humankind, basically every species,
is completely extinct?

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[breath trembling] Yeah. That's exactly
what we're about to do. Yeah.

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[grunts]

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[gags]

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[Mindy] Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh.

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[upbeat instrumental music playing]

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[woman 1] Yes, I said law enforcement.

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But I didn't want… I mean,
you told me that he was clean.

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[indistinct chatter]

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-Hello, Madam President. Dr. Oglethorpe.
-[guard] Step back, please.

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[Oglethorpe] Hello.

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Madam President, I'm Dr. Oglethorpe.
I believe Jocelyn briefed you to…

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-Hey, Jason.
-[Jason] Yeah? What up, yo?

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Come on, man. What the hell?
This is real world.

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Yeah. I know. We need five minutes.

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We have a problem with our Supreme Court
nominee. Five minutes. Thank you.

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[door opens and closes]

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[laughter in distance]

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[indistinct chatter]

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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

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♪ Happy birthday, dear Patty… ♪

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[woman 2] Just take a message,
and then, stuff like this happens,

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and I don't know what's going on.

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I don't understand
how many more times I need to tell you…

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Well, there's a bunch of stuff about
their nominee not being qualified,

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but I don't see
any articles about our thing.

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Social media is just going on and on

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about that singer Riley Bina
and DJ Chello breaking up.

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That's just too bad.

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They seem like sweet kids.

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Hmm. I don't… I don't know them.

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Which is…

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-It's a shame though.
-Yeah.

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-Do you know them, Kate?
-Yes.

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-But I don't really give a shit right now.
-Oh.

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[footsteps approaching]

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They charge
an arm and a leg for this stuff.

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-Ten apiece ought to do it.
-[Mindy] Oh.

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-[Scott] Grab a water.
-Thank you.

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I've got Kate as well.

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-Perfect.
-[Kate] Thank you.

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-Here's a 20.
-[Scott] Oh.

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-You got change?
-No.

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-I mean, I could ask the Marine.
-Yeah… [mumbles]

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Uh, it's a Xanax.

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-I only take a quarter. Otherwise I get…
-[Oglethorpe] Ah…

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-Kate.
-Thank you.

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You know, you should be
careful with that much.

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-[crickets chirping]
-[clock ticking]

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[cell phone vibrating]

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♪This eagle's place is in the sky ♪

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[sighing]

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Oh!

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I'm very sorry. I have to be
in Okinawa by two o'clock tomorrow.

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-[Mindy] What?
-What? Are you serious?

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-This is very important.
-I have to go quell the natives.

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Tell your daughter I said hello.

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Isn't it important that he was
in the room with us? I mean, what…

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[upbeat jazz music playing]

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Where do I pay for these?

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It's free.

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Really?

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Yes, it's the White House.

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The snacks are free.

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What?

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The general.

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He charged us
for the snacks, but they're free.

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Oh, gosh.

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[Kate] Why on earth would he do that?

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Hey, peeps, uh, it's not looking
like it's gonna happen tonight,

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and I feel horrible.

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We're gonna put you up
in a hotel somewhere.

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Excuse me, does the president
know why we're here?

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[Kate] You gotta be fucking kidding me.

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[Mindy] They must not know
why we're here, right?

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They know. Uh, but you heard 'em.

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-Do they even realize…
-[Oglethorpe] Be ready for tomorrow.

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…how long it took for us to get…

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[suspenseful music playing]

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[Kate] And then they made us wait
for over seven hours,

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but they never called us in.
I couldn't believe it.

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Of course they didn't call you in.
Kate, have you watched any news today?

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No, I've been pretty wrapped up
in our… project.

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Turn on your TV right now.

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President Orlean is in
the middle of an all-time shit storm.

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[reporter] Sheriff Wade Conlon
was already a controversial nominee,

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with no law degree and a record
of "shoot first and ask questions later."

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You watching?

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With his background as a nude life model…

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Yeah, I'm watching it right now.

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…the White House is in full crisis mode.

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And, get this.

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I found five former students

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who are willing to go on record
that Conlon got noticeably aroused

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when he posed for their drawing class.

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I have no shame in what I did.

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Now, should I say "noticeably aroused"?

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Or "engorged"? Because
I don't want this to read like clickbait.

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You know, this is a real article.

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I just… Kate, can I get
something from you, please?

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[clears throat] Sorry.

285
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-Out of sorts tonight.
-Can we have this conversation?

286
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I feel like we're skirting around this.

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Do you have an issue with my mom?
Is that what this is all about?

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[music playing on TV]

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[woman] You can't tell me what's going on?

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It's just the protocol.
Please, don't worry.

291
00:17:10,541 --> 00:17:15,208
Oh, Marshall got a 172
on his LSATs and we're celebrating.

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Way to go, Marshall.
I'm proud of you, buddy.

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-Whoo! Thank you, Dad. Miss you.
-[chuckles]

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Hey, how's Evan feeling?
Are the new meds working out?

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-I'm a solid four.
-[Mrs. Mindy] Ooh!

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He's a solid four.

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Well, that's better
than last month, right?

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You know, just remember to speak up
in the meeting tomorrow. Okay?

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-Yeah. I will.
-You get so quiet.

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When it's time to take credit,
you kind of…

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She asked you if you were a lesbian.
She did not say that you were a lesbian.

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-It was a question.
-Hey, look, I'm…

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Can I sit down with your mom
to have lunch in, like, seven months?

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00:17:48,291 --> 00:17:52,583
Seven… That's weirdly
specific and distant.

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What is… This is my mom.

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[upbeat tense music playing]

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[Orlean] So… Oh!

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I heard there's an asteroid
or a comet or something

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that you don't like the looks of.

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[sighs] Tell me about it and then
tell me why you're telling me about it.

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You got 20 minutes.

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-Twenty minutes?
-That's you, Doc.

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[softly] Go. Now. Go.

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Uh… [clears throat]

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Madam President. [breathing heavily]

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[clears throat] Uh…

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Approximately 36 hours ago,

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uh, PhD candidate
Kate Dibiasky here discovered

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a very large comet.

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Oh.

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-[Mindy] Yeah.
-Good for you.

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A comet between
five to ten kilometers across,

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that we estimate came from the, uh…

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from the… from the Oort cloud.

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[Orlean] Wow.

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Which is the outermost part
of the solar system.

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And, um…

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And using Gauss's method
of orbital determination

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and the average astrometric uncertainty
of 0.04 arcseconds, we then asked--

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-[chuckling] Whoa! What the hell is… What?
-I'm so bored. Just tell us what it is.

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-What? Stop what?
-[Jason] Seriously, stop.

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What Dr. Mindy is trying to say is
there's a comet headed towards Earth,

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and according to NASA's computers,

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that object is gonna hit the Pacific Ocean

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at 62 miles due west
off the coast of Chile.

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00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:17,166
Then what happens? Like, a tidal wave?

337
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No. It will be far more catastrophic.

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There'll be mile-high tsunamis
fanning out all across the globe.

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If this comet makes impact, it will have
the power of a billion Hiroshima bombs.

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[exhales sharply] There'll be
magnitude 10 or 11 earthquakes--

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You're breathing weird.
It's, uh, making me uncomfortable.

342
00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:42,000
I'm sorry, I'm just trying
to articulate the science.

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00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:45,125
I know. But it's so stressful.
I'm trying to, like, listen--

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[Mindy] I don't think you understand
the gravity of the situation.

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I'm trying to articulate it
the best I can--

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Madam President, this comet
is what we call a planet-killer.

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[Mindy] That is correct.

348
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Mmm-hmm.

349
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So how certain is this?

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There's 100% certainty of impact.

351
00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:07,666
Please, don't say 100%.

352
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:10,333
Can we just call it
a potentially significant event?

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00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:11,458
-[Orlean] Yeah.
-Yes.

354
00:20:11,541 --> 00:20:14,250
But it isn't potentially going to happen.

355
00:20:14,791 --> 00:20:16,500
It is going to happen.

356
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:20,083
Exactly. 99.78% to be exact.

357
00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:22,291
Oh, great. Okay, so it's not 100%.

358
00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:25,250
Well, scientists never like to say 100%.

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00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:27,791
Call it 70% and let's just move on.

360
00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:29,541
But it's not even close to 70%.

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00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:31,958
You cannot go around saying to people

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that there's 100% chance
that they're gonna die.

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00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:37,791
[chuckling] You know? It's just nuts.

364
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:40,458
We should get some of
our scientists on this, you know.

365
00:20:40,541 --> 00:20:44,250
No offense, but you're just two people
that walked in here with--

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Dr. Oglethorpe.

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00:20:45,625 --> 00:20:47,166
Dr. Ov… Ogilvy. Yeah.

368
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I've been head of planetary defense
at NASA for 15 years.

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And Dr. Mindy is a tenured professor
of astronomy at Michigan State,

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where Miss Dibiasky
is a doctoral candidate.

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00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:01,083
-[Orlean] Good.
-I'm sorry. Did you say Michigan State?

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00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:03,750
Exactly. They have
an excellent astronomy department.

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-[Mindy] Yes.
-Come on, bro.

374
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:07,625
You kidding?
You wanna see my fucking SAT scores?

375
00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:09,708
Okay, let's bottom line this.

376
00:21:09,791 --> 00:21:11,666
What is this gonna cost me?

377
00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:13,875
You know, what's the ask here?

378
00:21:13,958 --> 00:21:17,041
There are government plans in place.

379
00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:19,541
Um, actions we can take through NASA.

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-[Mindy breathing heavily]
-Drones that can be outfitted with nukes

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to deflect and hopefully
change the orbit of this comet.

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We must act now.

383
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[Orlean] Oh, hey.
All right, all right, all right.

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-When are the midterms? Three weeks.
-Three weeks.

385
00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:36,791
So, if this breaks before then,
we lose Congress.

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00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:38,833
Then there's nothing we can do about it.

387
00:21:38,916 --> 00:21:39,833
It'll be gridlocked.

388
00:21:39,916 --> 00:21:43,916
-The timing is just… It's atrocious.
-[drawer opens and closes]

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00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:51,125
Okay, at this very moment,
I say we sit tight and assess.

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00:21:51,208 --> 00:21:52,458
[Jason] Sit tight and assess.

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[Orlean] Let's get some other people
on this. Some Ivy Leaguers.

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And you and I will review the NASA plans.

393
00:21:58,541 --> 00:22:00,291
-Okay?
-I'd greatly appreciate that.

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00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:03,583
Am I to understand correctly that,

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00:22:03,666 --> 00:22:07,333
after all of the information
you've received today,

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00:22:08,041 --> 00:22:12,291
the decision you're making
is to "sit tight and assess"?

397
00:22:12,375 --> 00:22:15,625
-I'm sorry, who is she?
-Who the fuck are you? Aren't you her son?

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00:22:15,708 --> 00:22:18,416
I'm the fucking Chief of Staff,
Boy with the Dragon Tattoo.

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00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:19,791
So I'm doing fine.

400
00:22:19,875 --> 00:22:22,541
[whispers] We gotta get out of here.
This place is a freak show.

401
00:22:22,625 --> 00:22:25,208
[Mindy] I think what Miss Dibiasky
is trying to say

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00:22:25,291 --> 00:22:30,375
is that the idea of sitting tight
is an extremely, extremely dangerous--

403
00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:32,125
Oh, oh! [laughing]

404
00:22:32,208 --> 00:22:33,416
[sighs]

405
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:36,750
Thank you.
One good thing happened today. [chuckles]

406
00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:38,916
Okay, funny story. [clears throat]

407
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,666
When I was running for president,

408
00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:43,958
I had to sneak cigarettes for
the whole first month of the campaign

409
00:22:44,041 --> 00:22:46,291
because, you know,
photographs of me smoking

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00:22:46,375 --> 00:22:48,333
went for, what, a hundred grand a pop?

411
00:22:48,416 --> 00:22:49,500
[chuckles]

412
00:22:49,583 --> 00:22:52,541
So, I'm always hiding, but,
you know, I just got sick of it.

413
00:22:53,166 --> 00:22:56,208
And I just said, "You know what,
I'm gonna smoke whenever I want to."

414
00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:58,416
[chuckles] Mmm…

415
00:23:00,666 --> 00:23:01,791
Guess what happened?

416
00:23:02,666 --> 00:23:06,500
-I went up three points in the polls.
-[Jason] They loved that she kept it real.

417
00:23:06,583 --> 00:23:08,458
They love watching a smokeshow smoke.

418
00:23:08,541 --> 00:23:11,583
I can't think of another president
that I'd ever wanna see in Playboy.

419
00:23:11,666 --> 00:23:15,000
Do you know how many, uh,
"the world is ending" meetings

420
00:23:15,083 --> 00:23:16,708
that we've had over the years?

421
00:23:16,791 --> 00:23:20,833
Economic collapse, loose nukes,
car exhaust killing the atmosphere.

422
00:23:20,916 --> 00:23:23,666
-Rogue AI.
-Drought, famine, plague…

423
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:24,958
-Uh…
-[Orlean] Everything.

424
00:23:25,041 --> 00:23:28,833
[chuckles] Alien invasion,
population growth, hole in the ozone--

425
00:23:28,916 --> 00:23:29,916
Jason, hey.

426
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,166
-Read the room for once in your life.
-Sorry, Mom.

427
00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:35,000
Point is, I have a job to do.

428
00:23:35,083 --> 00:23:37,833
You do understand
that this is an apocalyptic event.

429
00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:43,250
This is a large celestial body
heading towards our planet at speeds--

430
00:23:43,333 --> 00:23:45,333
Dr. Mindy, I hear you.

431
00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:47,625
I hear you.

432
00:23:48,625 --> 00:23:51,208
-You should be proud.
-[breathes deeply] Thank you.

433
00:23:51,291 --> 00:23:54,666
I'm taking it very seriously.
I'm taking it straight in the heart.

434
00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:57,875
I'm so glad to hear that.
You have no idea.

435
00:23:57,958 --> 00:24:03,000
Hey, gang, obviously everything we talked
about in here, super classified, right?

436
00:24:03,083 --> 00:24:04,500
-[Oglethorpe] Yeah.
-Cool.

437
00:24:04,583 --> 00:24:05,750
Thanks for dressing up.

438
00:24:11,958 --> 00:24:14,291
[upbeat tense music playing]

439
00:24:14,375 --> 00:24:17,041
[Mindy] You're saying
we're just gonna leak it to the press?

440
00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:19,625
-Isn't that illegal?
-Hell yeah, we're going to leak it.

441
00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:22,333
In case you didn't notice,
the White House just blew us off.

442
00:24:22,416 --> 00:24:24,375
My boyfriend, Phillip,
says he knows a reporter

443
00:24:24,458 --> 00:24:26,458
from the New York Herald
who will talk to us.

444
00:24:26,541 --> 00:24:29,250
-Adul Grelio.
-Good. He's a heavy hitter.

445
00:24:29,333 --> 00:24:32,541
And I'll reach out to more of
the scientific community on the down-low.

446
00:24:33,875 --> 00:24:38,416
-I just feel like this isn't what I do.
-You're just telling a story.

447
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:39,750
Keep it simple.

448
00:24:40,458 --> 00:24:41,583
No math.

449
00:24:42,791 --> 00:24:44,166
But it's all math.

450
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,875
[music continues playing]

451
00:24:51,166 --> 00:24:53,458
[uplifting electronic music playing]

452
00:24:56,583 --> 00:24:59,333
[male voice on video] It all started
with a connection.

453
00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:03,041
A simple gesture that created so much.

454
00:25:03,875 --> 00:25:05,000
So many choices.

455
00:25:06,208 --> 00:25:08,541
Sometimes, it can even feel like too much.

456
00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:10,875
Until now.

457
00:25:10,958 --> 00:25:13,291
Introducing BASH LiiF.

458
00:25:14,083 --> 00:25:16,791
Life, without the stress of living.

459
00:25:16,875 --> 00:25:18,500
[cheers and applause]

460
00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:21,416
[woman on PA] Before we introduce
the founder and CEO of BASH,

461
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:23,791
please remember
to avoid direct eye contact,

462
00:25:23,875 --> 00:25:27,458
sudden movements,
coughing or negative facial expressions.

463
00:25:27,541 --> 00:25:30,916
And now, please welcome
Sir Peter Isherwell.

464
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,625
[cheers and applause]

465
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,791
[man 1] We love you, Peter!

466
00:25:39,916 --> 00:25:42,916
[audience cheering loudly]

467
00:25:46,083 --> 00:25:48,125
[man 2] We love you, Peter!

468
00:25:48,208 --> 00:25:49,375
Hello, everyone.

469
00:25:49,458 --> 00:25:51,833
All of my life's work,

470
00:25:52,458 --> 00:25:57,416
really, I see has been driven
by an inexpressible need for a friend

471
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,416
who would understand and soothe me.

472
00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:05,791
And you know, now all those years of work
have come to fruition with BASH LiiF,

473
00:26:05,875 --> 00:26:10,375
our new BASH 14.3, uh, phone

474
00:26:10,458 --> 00:26:14,750
is fully integrated
into your every feeling and desire

475
00:26:14,833 --> 00:26:17,333
without you needing
to say one single word.

476
00:26:17,416 --> 00:26:18,291
If I feel…

477
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,291
-Sad.
-[boy] Afraid.

478
00:26:20,375 --> 00:26:21,458
Or alone.

479
00:26:21,541 --> 00:26:25,750
The BASH 14.3 phone,
when set to the life setting,

480
00:26:25,833 --> 00:26:28,958
instantly senses my mood
through blood pressure…

481
00:26:29,041 --> 00:26:31,541
-Uh, heartbeats and--
-[phone chimes]

482
00:26:31,625 --> 00:26:34,000
[automated voice] Your vitals
show that you are sad.

483
00:26:34,083 --> 00:26:35,833
This will cheer you up, Peter.

484
00:26:35,916 --> 00:26:40,583
[girl] ♪ You are my best friend
You are my best friend ♪

485
00:26:40,666 --> 00:26:43,541
[singing indistinctly]
♪ You make me happy… ♪

486
00:26:43,625 --> 00:26:46,416
[Peter laughing] Oh, that's wonderful.

487
00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:48,666
That video. Um…

488
00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:52,083
It also, seriously, uh, schedules

489
00:26:52,166 --> 00:26:55,375
a therapy session
with a nearby professional,

490
00:26:55,458 --> 00:27:00,208
so we can make sure that
these sad feelings never ever ever return.

491
00:27:00,291 --> 00:27:02,958
-May I say something, Mr. Isherwell?
-[Peter] No.

492
00:27:03,041 --> 00:27:07,541
And to support, uh, BASH LiiF,
uh, I wanna officially announce…

493
00:27:07,625 --> 00:27:10,041
Oh, give me the phones. They're not yours.

494
00:27:12,916 --> 00:27:15,125
-[softly] Say bye.
-Bye, Mr. Isherwell.

495
00:27:15,208 --> 00:27:16,458
Bye, Peter.

496
00:27:16,541 --> 00:27:18,458
Um, I love you, Peter.

497
00:27:18,541 --> 00:27:21,333
Are you sure the video
of the puppy on the rooster

498
00:27:21,416 --> 00:27:25,416
is optimizing our prepubescent
sense memory consumer sector?

499
00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:27,166
I find the bird quite threatening.

500
00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:30,291
We will cross-check
the data on that, for sure.

501
00:27:30,375 --> 00:27:32,958
Mr. Isherwell, Paul Debent
wanted me to give this to you.

502
00:27:33,041 --> 00:27:35,791
He got it from
an astronomer friend of his in Mexico.

503
00:27:38,166 --> 00:27:39,000
Oh, my.

504
00:27:40,375 --> 00:27:43,000
What other confirmation
do we have on this, Adul?

505
00:27:43,083 --> 00:27:46,416
[Adul] I've spoken to Dr. Oglethorpe in DC
and he confirmed it and all the math.

506
00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,500
Then I showed it
to Dr. Franks at Columbia,

507
00:27:48,583 --> 00:27:50,833
and he almost fell out of his chair.

508
00:27:50,916 --> 00:27:54,875
So, look, I have to admit.
I was very skeptical at first,

509
00:27:54,958 --> 00:27:56,583
but this is all quite credible.

510
00:27:56,666 --> 00:27:58,916
The calculations are credible.

511
00:27:59,416 --> 00:28:00,250
Jesus.

512
00:28:00,750 --> 00:28:02,750
And the president
really said to sit tight?

513
00:28:02,833 --> 00:28:05,583
-[Mindy] Yes. That's correct.
-"Sit tight and assess."

514
00:28:05,666 --> 00:28:07,708
She's probably worried about the midterms.

515
00:28:07,791 --> 00:28:09,375
We need to move fast.

516
00:28:09,458 --> 00:28:11,333
The feds will claim breach of security,

517
00:28:11,416 --> 00:28:13,375
so make sure these two
get a pro bono attorney.

518
00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:16,458
-[woman 1] You can use my attorney.
-You can certainly afford it now.

519
00:28:16,541 --> 00:28:17,833
We're gonna hire a lawyer?

520
00:28:17,916 --> 00:28:20,166
-[woman 1] That wasn't necessary.
-[woman 2] It was.

521
00:28:20,250 --> 00:28:21,791
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry.

522
00:28:21,875 --> 00:28:23,166
That was not called for.

523
00:28:23,250 --> 00:28:25,083
[Mindy] I just have a question here.

524
00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:27,625
How is it criminal if we just tell people,

525
00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:31,000
like the public, you know,
what we saw, and tell them the truth?

526
00:28:31,083 --> 00:28:34,166
Make sure this one gets media training
before he hits the shows.

527
00:28:34,250 --> 00:28:35,875
He seems a step slow.

528
00:28:35,958 --> 00:28:38,083
What does that mean,
I need media training?

529
00:28:39,041 --> 00:28:41,791
They want us on a show
called The Daily Rip

530
00:28:41,875 --> 00:28:44,500
first thing in the morning
before the article comes out.

531
00:28:44,583 --> 00:28:46,416
You guys know what The Daily Rip is?

532
00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:49,000
It's like the best show.
Everyone wants to be on it.

533
00:28:49,083 --> 00:28:50,916
Brie and Jack have legendary chemistry.

534
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,250
They asked me to go on once.

535
00:28:52,333 --> 00:28:54,500
I was so excited
I couldn't sleep for two nights,

536
00:28:54,583 --> 00:28:55,916
but then they cut me for time.

537
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,750
Still hurts me to think about that.

538
00:28:57,833 --> 00:29:01,583
I know what show you're talking about.
My wife loves that show.

539
00:29:01,666 --> 00:29:04,458
Okay, can you just tell me
what this is all about? Okay?

540
00:29:04,541 --> 00:29:07,916
'Cause you haven't read my article
on Conlon getting hard in the art class.

541
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,791
Now Adul Grelio has come down
from his mountaintop for your thing.

542
00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:13,625
You won't even give me
a lousy pronoun? Come on.

543
00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:16,708
A comet, bigger than the asteroid
that destroyed the dinosaurs,

544
00:29:16,791 --> 00:29:18,166
is headed directly at Earth.

545
00:29:18,250 --> 00:29:20,541
If it isn't deflected,
the entire planet dies.

546
00:29:21,083 --> 00:29:22,625
Wait, what did you just say?

547
00:29:22,708 --> 00:29:24,000
It's for a video game.

548
00:29:27,458 --> 00:29:28,791
Are you being serious?

549
00:29:29,541 --> 00:29:30,541
Yes.

550
00:29:32,791 --> 00:29:34,083
Oh, my God.

551
00:29:34,166 --> 00:29:36,833
-[pleasant piano music playing]
-[inaudible dialogue]

552
00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:43,083
[gasping]

553
00:29:44,333 --> 00:29:47,041
Oh, my God! What the fuck, man?

554
00:29:47,125 --> 00:29:49,916
I love you too. All right. Yeah.

555
00:29:50,541 --> 00:29:52,958
Hey, guys,
we gotta keep walking, all right?

556
00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:54,208
Come on.

557
00:29:54,291 --> 00:29:56,166
[pensive music playing]

558
00:30:30,791 --> 00:30:33,458
-You must be Dr. Mindy and Miss Dibiasky?
-Yes.

559
00:30:33,541 --> 00:30:35,833
Jack and Brie are so excited
to have you on the show.

560
00:30:35,916 --> 00:30:37,750
Really? They know who we are?

561
00:30:37,833 --> 00:30:40,166
White House is denying
they even met with them.

562
00:30:40,250 --> 00:30:43,791
Well, assholes will always be assholes.

563
00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:54,625
Hi, I'm Thalia.

564
00:30:54,708 --> 00:30:57,000
The Herald sent me
to help with your wardrobe.

565
00:30:58,416 --> 00:30:59,833
Oh, I'm not wearing that.

566
00:31:01,583 --> 00:31:05,416
[woman 1] Yeah, you actually have
really great facial structure.

567
00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:08,333
How 'bout if we trim
this beard down a little bit and--

568
00:31:08,416 --> 00:31:09,833
I love your hair.

569
00:31:10,625 --> 00:31:11,541
Thank you.

570
00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:15,958
How are we gonna do this?
I talk about the discovery and you…

571
00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:19,083
talk about how urgent it is
that we take action.

572
00:31:19,166 --> 00:31:21,416
[whispers] How do we say it? I mean…

573
00:31:22,708 --> 00:31:26,125
-Shouldn't we practice it or write it out?
-[woman 1] Can I get you some water?

574
00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:28,458
Yeah, water. Yeah, water would be nice.

575
00:31:29,625 --> 00:31:32,416
You are here now.
You are here now. You are here now.

576
00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:37,375
[repeating] Eleven benevolent elephants.
Eleven benevolent elephants.

577
00:31:38,125 --> 00:31:40,041
-Just gonna take some Xanax.
-Hmm.

578
00:31:41,125 --> 00:31:42,833
[Mindy] I take it sometimes when I…

579
00:31:44,458 --> 00:31:46,625
Kate, not this time. Not this time.

580
00:31:51,416 --> 00:31:56,291
[sighs] He just needs to breathe
and speak up. You know?

581
00:31:56,375 --> 00:31:57,875
He's got this. I know he does.

582
00:31:57,958 --> 00:32:00,250
[breathing heavily]

583
00:32:03,208 --> 00:32:04,458
Oh, God. Come on.

584
00:32:05,333 --> 00:32:07,125
[straining, exhales]

585
00:32:08,125 --> 00:32:08,958
[straining]

586
00:32:09,041 --> 00:32:12,208
You are here now.
You are here now. You are here now.

587
00:32:12,291 --> 00:32:13,333
You're here now.

588
00:32:17,541 --> 00:32:18,458
Oh, God!

589
00:32:18,541 --> 00:32:20,375
[Jack] You gotta
stop drinking the cheap shit.

590
00:32:20,458 --> 00:32:21,666
[Brie scoffs]

591
00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:23,750
-It's only two glasses.
-Yeah, two and a half.

592
00:32:23,833 --> 00:32:25,541
-[man] We're 20 out.
-Always running late.

593
00:32:25,625 --> 00:32:27,541
[man] Let's make sure that our eye lines,

594
00:32:27,625 --> 00:32:30,250
that we're not looking
at Jack and Brie, please, all right?

595
00:32:30,333 --> 00:32:31,708
And cue the package.

596
00:32:31,791 --> 00:32:33,333
Two glasses. Here we go again.

597
00:32:33,416 --> 00:32:36,166
[theme music playing]

598
00:32:52,041 --> 00:32:54,708
-Ladies okay?
-Yes. And we're live.

599
00:32:54,791 --> 00:32:58,083
Brie, I've got something for you today.
Listen to this.

600
00:32:58,166 --> 00:33:01,041
President Orlean's Supreme Court nominee,
Sheriff Conlon,

601
00:33:01,125 --> 00:33:06,208
has now been identified
as appearing in a softcore porn cable show

602
00:33:06,291 --> 00:33:07,791
-from the early '90s…
-Ridiculous.

603
00:33:07,875 --> 00:33:10,833
-…called Satin Sheet Nights.
-[imperceptible]

604
00:33:10,916 --> 00:33:13,750
-This story just keeps going and going…
-[Brie on TV] Oh, my gosh.

605
00:33:13,833 --> 00:33:15,125
[whispers] Is that Riley Bina?

606
00:33:15,208 --> 00:33:17,166
-[Brie] Yes, well, it's a…
-[Mindy] Really?

607
00:33:17,666 --> 00:33:19,291
[Brie speaking indistinctly on TV]

608
00:33:19,375 --> 00:33:22,208
[whispers] She looks a lot smaller
in person, doesn't she?

609
00:33:22,791 --> 00:33:24,750
-[Brie] Ride 'em, cowboy.
-[laughing]

610
00:33:24,833 --> 00:33:25,916
[purring]

611
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,333
-[Jack] Good.
-[Brie] Hee-haw!

612
00:33:27,416 --> 00:33:30,083
Hey, everyone. I'm Sean from the show.

613
00:33:30,166 --> 00:33:33,875
Uh, we're gonna do… Jack and Brie
are gonna do ten on the SCOTUS nominee.

614
00:33:33,958 --> 00:33:37,250
-Riley Bina, you'll come on and--
-I get to talk about my single, right?

615
00:33:37,333 --> 00:33:40,291
A portion of the profits
goes to the manatee sanctuaries.

616
00:33:40,375 --> 00:33:42,375
Yes, but the, uh, breakup first.

617
00:33:42,458 --> 00:33:45,083
And then Dr. Mindy and Miss Dibiasky,

618
00:33:45,166 --> 00:33:47,583
you'll come on and talk about
that planet you discovered.

619
00:33:47,666 --> 00:33:49,458
Uh… Comet. We found a comet.

620
00:33:49,541 --> 00:33:51,666
They know what we're here
to talk about, right?

621
00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:54,458
Of course. Jack and Brie
love doing science segments.

622
00:33:54,541 --> 00:33:56,375
Just remember, keep it light, fun.

623
00:33:56,458 --> 00:33:58,875
-Jack and Brie love having a good time.
-[sighing]

624
00:33:58,958 --> 00:34:00,500
That's not promising.

625
00:34:00,583 --> 00:34:03,708
You guys discovered a comet?
That's so dope.

626
00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:05,916
I have a tattoo
of a shooting star on my back.

627
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,833
-Oh.
-That's terrific. [chuckles]

628
00:34:07,916 --> 00:34:08,916
[Riley chuckles]

629
00:34:13,375 --> 00:34:17,750
We heard about your breakup too,
so we just wanna say…

630
00:34:18,708 --> 00:34:20,333
We're very sorry, right?

631
00:34:20,416 --> 00:34:23,291
We're real sorry.
You seem like a… great person.

632
00:34:24,083 --> 00:34:26,583
Why don't you mind
your own business, you old fuck?

633
00:34:26,666 --> 00:34:27,791
[girls chuckle]

634
00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:30,500
Okay.

635
00:34:33,125 --> 00:34:35,291
Not gonna lie, but, um, my friends

636
00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:38,750
and my Vroom Vroom Army
have been so amazing.

637
00:34:38,833 --> 00:34:42,500
So, I'm really grateful for that.
But, yeah, I can't lie. It's been hard.

638
00:34:42,583 --> 00:34:45,291
-You're an inspiration. It's incredible.
-To so many.

639
00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:47,250
You're really owning that pain.

640
00:34:47,333 --> 00:34:51,041
You know, Jack, I feel like
there's some kind of conversation

641
00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:54,500
that we need to be having here.
Is there any message

642
00:34:54,583 --> 00:34:58,750
that you would like
to send to your, uh, ex, DJ Chello?

643
00:34:59,791 --> 00:35:01,083
You know, um…

644
00:35:01,166 --> 00:35:02,625
[Jack] If there's something--

645
00:35:02,708 --> 00:35:04,291
-Yeah.
-Right here in this camera.

646
00:35:04,375 --> 00:35:07,666
Tell him. As if that was him.
You tell him exactly what you're thinking.

647
00:35:07,750 --> 00:35:09,208
Okay, um… [clears throat]

648
00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:11,500
[sighs]

649
00:35:11,583 --> 00:35:12,666
Chell.

650
00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:19,250
[sighs] I still love you,
and, um, after many sleepless nights,

651
00:35:20,750 --> 00:35:21,833
three,

652
00:35:22,541 --> 00:35:23,875
I wanna take you back.

653
00:35:23,958 --> 00:35:25,708
I'm sorry. Whoa, uh…

654
00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:26,875
-Is that okay?
-Yeah.

655
00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:29,875
-[Brie on TV] He cheated on you.
-Oh, my God. You guys…

656
00:35:29,958 --> 00:35:31,666
Yeah. I do.

657
00:35:31,750 --> 00:35:34,000
-Diddly just exploded.
-So did Vroom Vroom.

658
00:35:34,083 --> 00:35:36,250
BASH News just sent me
eight push notifications.

659
00:35:36,333 --> 00:35:38,166
-About this?
-Yeah, look.

660
00:35:38,250 --> 00:35:40,708
My phone just purchased
DJ Chello's latest single.

661
00:35:40,791 --> 00:35:42,875
What the… It just did that without asking.

662
00:35:42,958 --> 00:35:45,791
I'm being told that
we have DJ Chello live on a Mugg link.

663
00:35:45,875 --> 00:35:48,791
-What's he got to say for himself?
-I love the producers here.

664
00:35:48,875 --> 00:35:50,125
Hey, baby doll. Hey.

665
00:35:50,208 --> 00:35:52,083
-Hi. Hi, baby. [crying]
-[Jack] He's in tears.

666
00:35:52,166 --> 00:35:54,083
-Your kid messed up bad.
-I know.

667
00:35:54,166 --> 00:35:56,666
Lady Baroque wasn't wearing
any panties in the club that night.

668
00:35:56,750 --> 00:35:58,416
-It's fine.
-I just got all crazy.

669
00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:00,416
I wasn't thinking straight.
I made a mistake.

670
00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:02,375
But, look, it's always been you.

671
00:36:02,458 --> 00:36:04,791
Oh! I get it. It's okay.

672
00:36:04,875 --> 00:36:07,583
I hooked up with her too,
last year at the Music Globes

673
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:10,000
right before I ran off
with that power forward from the Nuggets,

674
00:36:10,083 --> 00:36:12,250
and none of that matters.

675
00:36:12,333 --> 00:36:15,916
What about "Forget breakup sex.
Try breakup relationship"?

676
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,166
-That's good.
-Come on.

677
00:36:17,250 --> 00:36:20,166
"Ten famous second chances
for two-timers," guys.

678
00:36:20,250 --> 00:36:21,166
It's on a plate.

679
00:36:21,250 --> 00:36:25,125
I've been scared, but, honestly,
I'm not scared anymore.

680
00:36:25,208 --> 00:36:26,041
Okay.

681
00:36:26,125 --> 00:36:28,958
My little bumblebee, will you marry me?

682
00:36:29,041 --> 00:36:31,625
-[gasps] Oh, my God. Of course.
-[Jack] Oh, wow.

683
00:36:31,708 --> 00:36:33,208
-Chell, of course.
-[DJ Chello] Yes!

684
00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:35,416
-Yes!
-That's sick.

685
00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:36,333
[DJ Chello] Yes!

686
00:36:36,416 --> 00:36:38,791
All right, DJ Chello.

687
00:36:38,875 --> 00:36:40,875
-[cell phones vibrating]
-What is happening?

688
00:36:40,958 --> 00:36:41,916
Just bought another.

689
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,916
-Who are these people again?
-They're like the biggest names…

690
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,500
[Brie chuckles]

691
00:36:46,583 --> 00:36:49,625
Well, the fireworks
have certainly gone off today.

692
00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:50,875
-They have.
-What a zinger!

693
00:36:50,958 --> 00:36:52,458
[Jack] Yes, they have.

694
00:36:52,541 --> 00:36:55,250
From a wedding proposal
to a little science experiment.

695
00:36:55,333 --> 00:36:57,250
I'll need a temple rub
and a martini later on.

696
00:36:57,333 --> 00:37:02,041
[Brie] Our last guests today have made
a pretty big discovery in space.

697
00:37:02,125 --> 00:37:04,041
Astronomer Dr. Randall Mindy

698
00:37:04,125 --> 00:37:07,208
and PhD candidate
Miss Kate Dibiasky are here.

699
00:37:07,291 --> 00:37:08,333
Welcome to the show.

700
00:37:08,416 --> 00:37:11,583
Can I ask you one thing before we go
any further? I have to know this.

701
00:37:11,666 --> 00:37:14,208
Is there life out there?

702
00:37:14,291 --> 00:37:17,708
-Can you tell us? Yes or no, final answer.
-We don't have the data.

703
00:37:17,791 --> 00:37:19,958
But sure, in the vastness
of space, why not?

704
00:37:20,041 --> 00:37:21,541
Yes, aliens are real.

705
00:37:21,625 --> 00:37:24,166
I knew I'd like this guy.
Didn't I tell? You owe me 50 bucks.

706
00:37:24,250 --> 00:37:27,000
[Mindy] I'm not saying there's
little green men in flying saucers--

707
00:37:27,083 --> 00:37:30,208
-Please don't encourage him, Dr. Mindy.
-That's what he's saying.

708
00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:31,708
We'll never get out of here.

709
00:37:31,791 --> 00:37:33,541
Now, Jack was having some fun here.

710
00:37:33,625 --> 00:37:35,166
-Dad looks great.
-What did…

711
00:37:35,250 --> 00:37:37,583
-Doesn't he look good?
-They did something with his beard.

712
00:37:37,666 --> 00:37:39,583
[Brie] With the aliens…

713
00:37:39,666 --> 00:37:41,458
[chuckling] Really… He really does.

714
00:37:41,541 --> 00:37:43,625
-[Jack] So much.
-[Brie chuckles] Dr. Randall…

715
00:37:43,708 --> 00:37:47,125
You'll regret it. Now, look,
Jack's just having some fun here

716
00:37:47,208 --> 00:37:48,875
with the aliens or whatever,

717
00:37:48,958 --> 00:37:53,250
but there's a New York Herald story
that's just come out that talks about…

718
00:37:53,333 --> 00:37:55,375
Keep it right there. You're doing good.

719
00:37:55,458 --> 00:37:57,833
-…the two of you have made.
-[Mindy] That's right, Brie.

720
00:37:57,916 --> 00:38:00,958
Kate was, um, observing supernovas…

721
00:38:01,041 --> 00:38:02,583
Yo, that's your girl?

722
00:38:02,666 --> 00:38:05,083
-Yeah.
-Not bad.

723
00:38:05,166 --> 00:38:09,625
…an absolutely shocking
and once-in-a-lifetime discovery.

724
00:38:09,708 --> 00:38:13,000
I had no idea that Subaru made telescopes.

725
00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:16,166
This has to be exciting.
Tell us what you found, Miss Diabasky.

726
00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:20,250
Um, I was monitoring exploding stars

727
00:38:20,333 --> 00:38:26,750
to help measure
the expansion of the universe and--

728
00:38:26,833 --> 00:38:28,875
-For your PhD, right?
-Yeah.

729
00:38:28,958 --> 00:38:33,125
[Kate] I saw something I didn't recognize.

730
00:38:34,541 --> 00:38:36,041
It was a comet.

731
00:38:36,125 --> 00:38:36,958
[sighs]

732
00:38:37,041 --> 00:38:38,166
[Kate] A big one.

733
00:38:40,708 --> 00:38:44,583
It's headed directly at Earth,
and it really likely will hit.

734
00:38:45,916 --> 00:38:47,791
This sounds very, very exciting.

735
00:38:47,875 --> 00:38:50,458
Exploding stars, like,
stars actually explode.

736
00:38:50,541 --> 00:38:51,708
Um, how big is this thing?

737
00:38:51,791 --> 00:38:54,083
Can it destroy someone's house?
Is that possible?

738
00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:57,333
Well, Comet Dibiasky, which is
what it will officially be named--

739
00:38:57,416 --> 00:38:58,833
-[Jack] After her?
-Yeah, after her.

740
00:38:58,916 --> 00:39:01,583
-[Brie] Congratulations.
-[Jack] What an honor. Congratulations.

741
00:39:01,666 --> 00:39:04,166
It's somewhere between
six and nine kilometers across.

742
00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:05,583
-So--
-It's big.

743
00:39:05,666 --> 00:39:08,875
It would damage the entire planet.

744
00:39:08,958 --> 00:39:10,583
Not just a house, you know?

745
00:39:10,666 --> 00:39:11,708
The entire planet.

746
00:39:11,791 --> 00:39:14,708
Okay, as it's damaging,
will it hit this one house in particular

747
00:39:14,791 --> 00:39:17,875
that's right on the coast of New Jersey?
It's my ex-wife's house.

748
00:39:17,958 --> 00:39:19,208
Can we make that happen?

749
00:39:19,291 --> 00:39:21,708
You and Shelly have
a great relationship. Stop.

750
00:39:21,791 --> 00:39:23,125
You need to stop.

751
00:39:23,208 --> 00:39:26,125
I will, but in all fairness,
I actually paid for the house.

752
00:39:26,208 --> 00:39:27,500
[Brie] I'm so sorry.

753
00:39:27,583 --> 00:39:30,583
I'm sorry, are we not being clear?

754
00:39:31,916 --> 00:39:33,791
We're trying to tell you

755
00:39:33,875 --> 00:39:37,291
that the entire planet
is about to be destroyed.

756
00:39:37,958 --> 00:39:40,291
-[Jack] Okay, um…
-[Brie] Well, it's, you know…

757
00:39:40,375 --> 00:39:43,625
It's something we do around here.
We just keep the bad news light.

758
00:39:43,708 --> 00:39:45,625
Right. It helps the medicine go down.

759
00:39:45,708 --> 00:39:47,666
Speaking of medicine, tomorrow we've got--

760
00:39:47,750 --> 00:39:51,541
Well, maybe the destruction
of the entire planet

761
00:39:52,458 --> 00:39:53,833
isn't supposed to be fun.

762
00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:58,250
Maybe it's supposed to be terrifying.

763
00:39:58,333 --> 00:39:59,333
And unsettling.

764
00:39:59,416 --> 00:40:01,125
[Adul] No, please don't do that.

765
00:40:01,208 --> 00:40:03,333
-And you should stay up all night…
-[Adul] Please.

766
00:40:03,416 --> 00:40:05,250
…every night crying,

767
00:40:05,333 --> 00:40:09,750
when we're all 100%
for sure gonna fucking die!

768
00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:12,416
-[crying]
-Hey, Kate.

769
00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:13,500
[Kate] I'm sorry.

770
00:40:14,875 --> 00:40:15,708
Hey, man.

771
00:40:16,375 --> 00:40:19,708
My brother has bipolar disorder.
So if you ever need anyone to talk…

772
00:40:20,708 --> 00:40:22,583
-Uh… [inhales sharply]
-Okay.

773
00:40:22,666 --> 00:40:25,583
Is she always like that?

774
00:40:26,291 --> 00:40:28,083
-I--
-[Brie] Something I said?

775
00:40:28,166 --> 00:40:30,083
-[Jack and Brie chuckle]
-[Jack] Right?

776
00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:33,625
Maybe I should have given her
that extra Xanax that I had.

777
00:40:33,708 --> 00:40:34,708
[Jack and Brie chuckle]

778
00:40:34,791 --> 00:40:38,208
Listen, if you don't have enough,
we all have enough around here for her.

779
00:40:38,291 --> 00:40:41,166
A spoonful of Xanax
makes the medicine go down, right?

780
00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:42,916
[Jack] That's right. That's good.

781
00:40:43,916 --> 00:40:47,166
-We're gonna have to get you back.
-[Jack] I knew I'd like this guy.

782
00:40:47,250 --> 00:40:49,333
-Is he a plant? [laughing]
-[Jack] I knew it.

783
00:40:49,416 --> 00:40:50,333
[Brie] Okay.

784
00:40:50,416 --> 00:40:52,791
Well, the handsome astronomer

785
00:40:52,875 --> 00:40:56,375
can come back anytime,
but the yelling lady, not so much.

786
00:40:56,458 --> 00:40:59,416
[Jack] Not so much. Join us tomorrow
when our guest will be the man

787
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:03,083
that many say will challenge
President Orlean in two years.

788
00:41:03,166 --> 00:41:05,166
Senator Jeff Lerner will be here.

789
00:41:05,250 --> 00:41:08,000
And wrongly-convicted murderer,
Michelle Weems,

790
00:41:08,083 --> 00:41:12,375
talks to us about her controversial
third-place finish on Celebrity Dance Off.

791
00:41:12,458 --> 00:41:15,833
-I thought she would've won.
-Yes. I still think she's guilty.

792
00:41:15,916 --> 00:41:18,083
-That's The Daily Rip, guys.
-[Brie] Have a great day.

793
00:41:18,666 --> 00:41:20,583
-[producer] And we're out!
-The show's over?

794
00:41:20,666 --> 00:41:21,958
-I mean, didn't…
-[Jack] Yeah.

795
00:41:22,041 --> 00:41:24,500
-Did what we wanted to say come across?
-No, it's over.

796
00:41:24,583 --> 00:41:28,500
You were great, but I think mullet girl,
she probably needs some media training.

797
00:41:29,625 --> 00:41:31,291
-Really?
-Yeah, no, terrible, buddy.

798
00:41:31,375 --> 00:41:33,916
[Brie] Oh… Thanks. Thanks, Billy.

799
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:39,500
Uh, we usually get drinks at Aundrine's
after our five o'clock staff meeting.

800
00:41:39,583 --> 00:41:42,041
You know, it's fun. You should come.

801
00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:45,041
Oh, I'll have to see.
Thank you for the invitation. Thank you.

802
00:41:45,583 --> 00:41:46,583
Mmm-hmm.

803
00:41:47,916 --> 00:41:49,291
Kate? Kate?

804
00:41:49,375 --> 00:41:52,250
-Hey. You were awesome.
-Oh, thanks.

805
00:41:52,333 --> 00:41:54,291
Can I get a photo of you for my portfolio?

806
00:41:54,375 --> 00:41:55,666
-Yeah, sure.
-Thanks.

807
00:41:55,750 --> 00:41:57,083
-[camera clicks]
-Thank you.

808
00:41:57,666 --> 00:41:59,166
[woman] You can see this spike here

809
00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:01,375
is when Riley Bina
asked to take DJ Chello back

810
00:42:01,458 --> 00:42:02,750
on the segment before you.

811
00:42:02,833 --> 00:42:06,041
We saw engagement across
all social media platforms.

812
00:42:06,125 --> 00:42:08,916
Hmm. And what about our story?

813
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,958
[woman] Randall and Kate,

814
00:42:12,041 --> 00:42:15,750
your TV appearance got some nice traffic
when Miss Dibiasky cursed.

815
00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:19,041
But, unfortunately,
there was an immediate backlash

816
00:42:19,125 --> 00:42:20,833
-that quickly became a meme.
-[Kate gasps]

817
00:42:20,916 --> 00:42:22,208
Oh, Jesus.

818
00:42:22,875 --> 00:42:26,250
-Oh, that's terrible.
-They just think I'm crazy.

819
00:42:26,333 --> 00:42:29,333
I mean, look at that.
That's so unnecessary.

820
00:42:30,708 --> 00:42:33,125
-You can move on, Erin.
-Yeah.

821
00:42:33,208 --> 00:42:35,916
That is just so…
Is that even allowed on the Internet or…

822
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,625
I think that's Photoshop, Kate.

823
00:42:37,708 --> 00:42:40,083
[Erin] The trick is
to not take it personal…

824
00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:44,458
[chuckling] Dr. Mindy, on the other hand,
had some very high favorables.

825
00:42:44,541 --> 00:42:49,125
Vegan*Babe wrote,
"Meow! Me likey hunky Star Man."

826
00:42:49,208 --> 00:42:52,208
Uh, some accounts called him
"The Bedroom Eyes Doomsday Prophet"

827
00:42:52,291 --> 00:42:55,083
or A-I-L-F, which means
"astronomer I'd like to fuck."

828
00:42:55,166 --> 00:42:56,041
[people] Oh…

829
00:42:56,125 --> 00:42:58,666
I don't see what that has
to do with anything, do you?

830
00:42:59,375 --> 00:43:02,500
And that's everything.

831
00:43:02,583 --> 00:43:05,666
We did not feature or push on any sites,

832
00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:09,083
and clicks overall were below
basic weather and traffic stories.

833
00:43:09,166 --> 00:43:10,416
[scoffs]

834
00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:12,500
So that… That… That's it?

835
00:43:12,583 --> 00:43:14,333
-[Kate] I knew it.
-That's it.

836
00:43:15,250 --> 00:43:17,833
-Thank you, Erin.
-[Erin] Yeah, no problem.

837
00:43:18,500 --> 00:43:20,750
[Mindy] I don't… I don't understand.

838
00:43:20,833 --> 00:43:22,666
I don't understand. There's no response.

839
00:43:22,750 --> 00:43:27,375
There's absolutely no…
Why aren't people terrified?

840
00:43:27,458 --> 00:43:29,458
What do we have to say?
What do we have to do?

841
00:43:29,541 --> 00:43:32,916
There are scientists in Mexico and Spain
who are currently going through the data,

842
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,708
and, uh, South Korea has expressed--

843
00:43:34,791 --> 00:43:36,500
-That's great. South Korea.
-Hey.

844
00:43:36,583 --> 00:43:39,041
Let us not bullshit each other.

845
00:43:39,125 --> 00:43:42,791
The bottom line is,
you guys told us the science was 100%.

846
00:43:42,875 --> 00:43:44,625
It's not. Now we look like idiots.

847
00:43:44,708 --> 00:43:47,291
-No. Who said the science is not 100%?
-Excuse me?

848
00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:50,250
I wanna talk to this person.
You tell me who said the science--

849
00:43:50,333 --> 00:43:53,333
Dr. Jocelyn Calder, the head of NASA,

850
00:43:53,416 --> 00:43:56,625
just came out calling it
"more near-miss hysteria."

851
00:43:56,708 --> 00:43:58,625
She's the one
who told us not to say anything.

852
00:43:58,708 --> 00:44:00,083
"More near-miss hysteria."

853
00:44:00,166 --> 00:44:01,291
Is she even an astronomer?

854
00:44:01,375 --> 00:44:04,458
She's the head of NASA, but maybe
she doesn't know what she's talking about.

855
00:44:04,541 --> 00:44:05,958
She's the head of NASA, but look,

856
00:44:06,041 --> 00:44:09,875
she's a "former anesthesiologist
and a President Orlean super donor."

857
00:44:09,958 --> 00:44:11,583
Let's not be dramatic here.

858
00:44:11,666 --> 00:44:12,666
It's all corrupt.

859
00:44:12,750 --> 00:44:16,416
Yes, but the point is that Adul's right.
There's still serious debate.

860
00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:18,708
And now the Herald has egg on its face.

861
00:44:18,791 --> 00:44:20,916
We've taken that story as far as it goes.

862
00:44:21,666 --> 00:44:25,625
Ladies, gentlemen,
I wish you a very pleasant end of times.

863
00:44:25,708 --> 00:44:27,708
[Mindy] It's not a goddamn story, okay?

864
00:44:30,208 --> 00:44:32,916
We have precisely six months, ten days,

865
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:36,250
two hours, 11 minutes and 41 seconds,

866
00:44:36,333 --> 00:44:39,000
until a comet twice the size of Chicxulub

867
00:44:39,083 --> 00:44:41,833
tears through our atmosphere
and extincts all life on Earth.

868
00:44:41,916 --> 00:44:44,833
[chuckles] When did you
do those calculations?

869
00:44:45,666 --> 00:44:48,250
I put the moment of impact on a diet app.

870
00:44:48,333 --> 00:44:51,958
So, impact is when my diet ends.

871
00:44:52,041 --> 00:44:56,125
Only I'm not on a diet.
I'm just crying five times a day.

872
00:44:56,208 --> 00:44:58,125
-I'm scared.
-Hey, come on. Come on.

873
00:44:58,833 --> 00:45:01,416
Everyone should be
panicking right now, okay?

874
00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:03,416
-Don't cry. Come on.
-[Kate] I know.

875
00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:04,750
[cell phone chimes]

876
00:45:04,833 --> 00:45:05,833
[sighs]

877
00:45:06,833 --> 00:45:08,291
That prick!

878
00:45:08,375 --> 00:45:09,791
[upbeat tense music playing]

879
00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:17,666
[Mindy] What happened?

880
00:45:17,750 --> 00:45:20,083
Guess my boyfriend just broke up with me.

881
00:45:20,166 --> 00:45:24,500
-God, what a day. What a day…
-[crying]

882
00:45:32,666 --> 00:45:35,958
You're gonna die!
You're gonna die! You're…

883
00:45:36,041 --> 00:45:38,125
[slow rumbling]

884
00:45:46,291 --> 00:45:49,708
[reporter on TV] It started with
a photo many thought was an armpit

885
00:45:49,791 --> 00:45:52,458
or the chin of a man with a strange beard.

886
00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:54,833
But what's emerging now is a scandal…

887
00:45:54,916 --> 00:45:57,833
President Orlean sent
her Supreme Court nominee

888
00:45:57,916 --> 00:46:00,583
a cell phone picture of her private parts.

889
00:46:00,666 --> 00:46:02,708
-Holy crap!
-[woman] It's clickbait material.

890
00:46:02,791 --> 00:46:05,250
Is this what you want
in your country as a leader?

891
00:46:05,333 --> 00:46:07,708
Isn't she the same person
who told poor people

892
00:46:07,791 --> 00:46:11,833
that if they don't wanna be poor,
they should pick better lottery numbers?

893
00:46:11,916 --> 00:46:12,958
She actually said that.

894
00:46:13,041 --> 00:46:14,541
A source also confirmed to me that

895
00:46:14,625 --> 00:46:16,750
the two have been
having an affair for years.

896
00:46:16,833 --> 00:46:18,416
And as recently as yesterday…

897
00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:22,583
Members of my party
are currently drawing up a formal censure

898
00:46:22,666 --> 00:46:23,625
of the president,

899
00:46:24,583 --> 00:46:25,500
Janie Orlean…

900
00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:26,916
[Mindy] Oh, my God, honey.

901
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,791
This guy doesn't even know
what a heliocentric orbit is,

902
00:46:29,875 --> 00:46:32,625
and he's calling me a crackpot. [chuckles]

903
00:46:32,708 --> 00:46:33,708
He says that,

904
00:46:34,541 --> 00:46:38,166
"Jewish billionaires
invented this comet threat

905
00:46:38,250 --> 00:46:42,125
so the government
can confiscate our liberty and our guns."

906
00:46:42,208 --> 00:46:45,500
"#DontBeScared." Unbelievable.

907
00:46:46,208 --> 00:46:47,041
My God.

908
00:46:47,125 --> 00:46:49,041
You've been on that site a lot lately.

909
00:46:49,625 --> 00:46:54,833
Yeah. I mean, I… I have, like,
a quarter million subscribers, honey.

910
00:46:54,916 --> 00:46:57,875
I gotta use my voice
to get the truth out there, right?

911
00:46:58,833 --> 00:47:01,916
I'm, uh, going for a walk
if you wanna come.

912
00:47:05,208 --> 00:47:07,750
[Mindy] It is called
the scientific method…

913
00:47:07,833 --> 00:47:08,666
[doorbell rings]

914
00:47:08,750 --> 00:47:11,666
…and it is what created the computer

915
00:47:11,750 --> 00:47:16,666
that you are typing
your half-witted conspiracy theories on.

916
00:47:18,125 --> 00:47:19,708
What do you think about that?

917
00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:21,958
[Mrs. Mindy] Randall?

918
00:47:22,750 --> 00:47:25,250
-Yeah, honey?
-Someone's here to see you.

919
00:47:25,916 --> 00:47:28,083
Who? Oh, boy.

920
00:47:31,416 --> 00:47:32,500
Oh, my gosh.

921
00:47:33,541 --> 00:47:35,458
Oh, God, right. Okay.

922
00:47:36,541 --> 00:47:37,375
Right.

923
00:47:37,875 --> 00:47:39,166
Are you Dr. Randall Mindy?

924
00:47:39,250 --> 00:47:40,416
[Mindy] Yes, sir. I am.

925
00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:41,708
[pensive music playing]

926
00:47:41,791 --> 00:47:43,833
[woman mockingly] "We're all gonna die."

927
00:47:43,916 --> 00:47:45,708
Fuck off, please.

928
00:47:48,750 --> 00:47:51,958
FBI! Freeze! Get on your knees right now!
Get on your knees!

929
00:47:52,708 --> 00:47:55,500
You're under arrest
for breach of national security secrets.

930
00:47:55,583 --> 00:47:56,458
Jesus Christ!

931
00:47:56,541 --> 00:48:00,125
You could've just called me
or showed up to my apartment.

932
00:48:01,208 --> 00:48:03,208
What are you, dressed up as a blind guy?

933
00:48:03,291 --> 00:48:05,583
[siren blaring]

934
00:48:05,666 --> 00:48:08,583
-[agent] Get on the ground!
-Okay. Now be cool.

935
00:48:09,541 --> 00:48:12,083
I just have
more skin pigmentation than you.

936
00:48:12,166 --> 00:48:15,083
'Cause your ancestors
migrated to Northern Europe

937
00:48:15,166 --> 00:48:17,250
and developed lighter skin
so as to not get…

938
00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:22,958
[Kate] Unless you assholes
are taking me to the Batcave,

939
00:48:23,041 --> 00:48:24,791
fuck you for putting this hood on me.

940
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,541
Watch out for him.
He'll charge you for free shit.

941
00:48:30,208 --> 00:48:32,583
[whispers] What's he doing here?
Is he here for us?

942
00:48:33,250 --> 00:48:34,625
Gentlemen, you can come in.

943
00:48:39,208 --> 00:48:41,541
[Orlean chuckles] I think
it was Winston Churchill who…

944
00:48:41,625 --> 00:48:47,500
Or maybe it was Bobby Knight
who said, "The great labor of leadership

945
00:48:47,583 --> 00:48:51,083
is to lay down one's yoke of pride

946
00:48:51,833 --> 00:48:54,791
and admit that mistakes were made."

947
00:48:54,875 --> 00:48:58,041
[Jason] You were deceived,
as was I, but the end result was,

948
00:48:58,125 --> 00:49:01,791
we had our scientists who went to,
uh, the prestigious schools of Harvard,

949
00:49:01,875 --> 00:49:03,000
Princeton, et cetera.

950
00:49:03,500 --> 00:49:08,416
They confirmed the data.
So we would like to offer you a…

951
00:49:09,916 --> 00:49:12,000
presidential apology.

952
00:49:12,083 --> 00:49:13,000
Really?

953
00:49:13,750 --> 00:49:16,625
And we are fully prepared to mobilize

954
00:49:16,708 --> 00:49:19,583
in historic fashion
in order to save this planet.

955
00:49:19,666 --> 00:49:21,583
[laughing]

956
00:49:21,666 --> 00:49:23,875
[man] The best news
we've heard in a long time.

957
00:49:23,958 --> 00:49:27,541
So, basically, what you're saying is

958
00:49:27,625 --> 00:49:31,458
you're about to lose the midterms
'cause you got caught

959
00:49:31,541 --> 00:49:35,625
sending pictures of your cooch
to your porn-star sheriff boyfriend.

960
00:49:35,708 --> 00:49:39,625
So now it's to your advantage
to act on the comet?

961
00:49:41,541 --> 00:49:42,708
Right.

962
00:49:42,791 --> 00:49:44,041
[Kate] Okay.

963
00:49:44,666 --> 00:49:46,000
[chuckling] Okay. I'm just…

964
00:49:47,791 --> 00:49:51,041
[sighs] God, I'm so relieved
that you guys are doing something.

965
00:49:51,125 --> 00:49:54,708
-Hey, come on. Hey.
-This has been really…

966
00:49:54,791 --> 00:49:56,958
-[crying] Really, really hard.
-Come here.

967
00:49:57,041 --> 00:50:00,166
This has been really, really,
really stressful on all of us.

968
00:50:00,250 --> 00:50:01,291
Yes, I will agree.

969
00:50:01,375 --> 00:50:03,583
This will take some
heavy weight off all of us--

970
00:50:03,666 --> 00:50:06,583
[laughing] Sorry, you just look
so bad when you cry.

971
00:50:06,666 --> 00:50:08,458
[Orlean] Maybe, possibly.

972
00:50:08,541 --> 00:50:10,458
People are gonna ask
why we didn't act earlier.

973
00:50:10,541 --> 00:50:12,958
So you're gonna have
to take the hit on this one.

974
00:50:13,041 --> 00:50:16,083
Yeah, but we'll take care
of you down the road, Jocelyn.

975
00:50:16,750 --> 00:50:18,375
-We will.
-Of course, Janie.

976
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,500
I will resign in disgrace
first thing tomorrow.

977
00:50:21,583 --> 00:50:24,291
-[Orlean] Good. Yeah, good.
-That's weird as hell.

978
00:50:24,375 --> 00:50:26,458
[whispers] She's an anesthesiologist.

979
00:50:26,541 --> 00:50:29,541
I'm going to make a statement,

980
00:50:29,625 --> 00:50:32,166
presidential statement
to the American people.

981
00:50:32,250 --> 00:50:35,041
And we're not gonna tell
the press about it ahead of time

982
00:50:35,125 --> 00:50:37,916
because that way
it will have the appearance

983
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,666
of a breaking emergency sort of…

984
00:50:39,750 --> 00:50:42,166
[woman on TV] Good things
come to those who wait.

985
00:50:42,250 --> 00:50:44,166
-[device chimes on TV]
-[woman on TV] See?

986
00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:45,375
[man on TV] Whoo!

987
00:50:45,458 --> 00:50:47,125
Oh, my God!

988
00:50:47,208 --> 00:50:48,666
[cheers and applause on TV]

989
00:50:48,750 --> 00:50:50,041
[rhythmic music playing on TV]

990
00:50:50,125 --> 00:50:53,166
[man on TV] We interrupt this broadcast
of Jackpot Fiancé

991
00:50:53,250 --> 00:50:56,500
for an emergency message
from the president of the United States.

992
00:50:59,916 --> 00:51:02,875
Citizens of the United States
and peoples of the world,

993
00:51:03,458 --> 00:51:04,791
I have just been handed

994
00:51:04,875 --> 00:51:09,000
scientific findings that
confirm a worst-case scenario.

995
00:51:10,625 --> 00:51:14,833
An unprecedented comet,
nine kilometers wide,

996
00:51:14,916 --> 00:51:21,333
is now on a direct collision course
with our cherished home, planet Earth.

997
00:51:21,416 --> 00:51:24,666
Estimated time of arrival
is approximately five months from now.

998
00:51:24,750 --> 00:51:25,666
So we have…

999
00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:27,958
We've drawn up a massive
Congressional spending bill…

1000
00:51:28,041 --> 00:51:31,791
I have already put together an emergency
spending package for Congress…

1001
00:51:31,875 --> 00:51:34,083
[Jason] …that the Senate
and the House have agreed upon.

1002
00:51:34,166 --> 00:51:35,000
That's good to hear.

1003
00:51:35,083 --> 00:51:39,166
And that will enable NASA
and our great military

1004
00:51:39,250 --> 00:51:41,083
to launch a preemptive strike,

1005
00:51:42,541 --> 00:51:46,250
using decommissioned
space shuttles and satellites

1006
00:51:46,333 --> 00:51:49,041
loaded with nuclear explosives.

1007
00:51:49,125 --> 00:51:53,333
We will blow Comet Dibiasky
off her course…

1008
00:51:53,416 --> 00:51:55,458
But we're gonna need a hero.

1009
00:51:55,541 --> 00:51:58,791
We're gonna need a pilot, real guns and…

1010
00:51:58,875 --> 00:52:02,250
Shouldn't this mission be accomplished
using remote technology?

1011
00:52:02,333 --> 00:52:04,541
Washington's always gotta have a hero.

1012
00:52:04,625 --> 00:52:06,000
I have asked

1013
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:13,000
Medal of Freedom recipient
and outspoken patriot, Benedict Drask,

1014
00:52:13,083 --> 00:52:16,250
to undertake this difficult and…

1015
00:52:16,333 --> 00:52:18,958
[Mindy] I'm sorry.
Isn't he the mercenary gentleman

1016
00:52:19,041 --> 00:52:22,416
that was screaming at all those children
on the White House lawn?

1017
00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:25,916
[Orlean] Yeah.
He was given the honor of leading

1018
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,333
the presidential initiative
in getting kids to exercise.

1019
00:52:29,416 --> 00:52:31,250
Get a little air into it, you lard-ass…

1020
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,333
You look like a goddamn bunch of pussies.

1021
00:52:34,416 --> 00:52:36,666
-[Mindy] I'm sorry.
-He's just of another generation.

1022
00:52:36,750 --> 00:52:38,083
You know, I used to date him.

1023
00:52:38,166 --> 00:52:41,375
Know what happened to the last pussy
I worked with in combat?

1024
00:52:41,458 --> 00:52:43,250
You ever see inside a man's torso?

1025
00:52:43,333 --> 00:52:44,916
[cheers and applause]

1026
00:52:47,416 --> 00:52:49,541
Benedict Drask reporting for duty.

1027
00:52:51,708 --> 00:52:53,791
-Thank you for the…
-He's gonna be fantastic.

1028
00:52:53,875 --> 00:52:55,458
He's got a great voice.

1029
00:52:55,541 --> 00:52:58,166
-We're gonna let him make a statement.
-Some are saying this is a…

1030
00:52:58,250 --> 00:52:59,625
He's got a great body too.

1031
00:52:59,708 --> 00:53:01,250
-[Calder] He does.
-[Orlean] Yeah.

1032
00:53:01,333 --> 00:53:02,958
…suicide mission.

1033
00:53:03,041 --> 00:53:04,458
Well, all I ask is,

1034
00:53:05,541 --> 00:53:06,875
if I get snuffed,

1035
00:53:08,041 --> 00:53:11,458
that you all earn
the extra living my sacrifice gives you.

1036
00:53:11,541 --> 00:53:14,000
The extra living
my sacrifice gives them. [gasps]

1037
00:53:14,625 --> 00:53:16,500
-Right?
-I wrote that.

1038
00:53:16,583 --> 00:53:18,708
Isn't that from Saving Private Ryan?

1039
00:53:18,791 --> 00:53:21,708
-Yes.
-No, that's something totally different.

1040
00:53:21,791 --> 00:53:25,500
And special thanks should also go
to this team of scientists behind me…

1041
00:53:25,583 --> 00:53:28,250
[Orlean] We're gonna need
everybody's help on this.

1042
00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:30,208
Everybody.

1043
00:53:30,291 --> 00:53:33,916
All have to pitch in
and push out this message.

1044
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,458
…African-American scientist.

1045
00:53:35,541 --> 00:53:37,125
Miss Dibiasky, she…

1046
00:53:37,208 --> 00:53:40,583
And we have Kate Dibiasky,
who the comet is named after,

1047
00:53:40,666 --> 00:53:42,458
but don't blame her.

1048
00:53:42,541 --> 00:53:46,166
…connects with the disaffected youth
and the mentally ill.

1049
00:53:46,250 --> 00:53:48,125
-And other marginal groups.
-Thank you.

1050
00:53:48,208 --> 00:53:51,500
-[Oglethorpe] We'll do whatever we can.
-As long as you do the right thing.

1051
00:53:51,583 --> 00:53:52,916
We're there for you.

1052
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:56,250
Especially you, Dr. Mindy,
because you poll so much higher

1053
00:53:56,333 --> 00:53:58,666
than your colleagues.
It's wild. [laughing]

1054
00:53:58,750 --> 00:54:04,250
He will help us destroy
our common enemy, Dibiasky.

1055
00:54:04,875 --> 00:54:07,041
Wonderful. Well, I think we're done.

1056
00:54:07,125 --> 00:54:08,666
[Jason] Yep, okay. Let's go.

1057
00:54:08,750 --> 00:54:10,291
[Kate] Can I say something?

1058
00:54:10,375 --> 00:54:12,583
We've been dying to hear
what you gotta say.

1059
00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:14,375
I didn't vote for you.

1060
00:54:16,541 --> 00:54:22,708
But this is obviously
much bigger than my misgivings.

1061
00:54:22,791 --> 00:54:27,125
So I will be 100% behind this effort.

1062
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:31,791
No matter how offensive I may find you.

1063
00:54:31,875 --> 00:54:34,375
Hmm. Wow. That's great.

1064
00:54:34,458 --> 00:54:36,291
[Jason] Yeah. That's really nice.

1065
00:54:36,375 --> 00:54:39,208
You know, I did have the FBI
put that bag over your head.

1066
00:54:39,291 --> 00:54:42,291
They don't do that.
The CIA does, but I made them do it.

1067
00:54:42,375 --> 00:54:45,083
You know, I had a feeling. I really did.

1068
00:54:45,958 --> 00:54:48,416
It's a good feeling
'cause that is what I did.

1069
00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:51,291
-And it was very funny and cool. [laughs]
-[Orlean] Okay.

1070
00:54:51,375 --> 00:54:55,458
May Jesus Christ
bless every single one of you,

1071
00:54:56,208 --> 00:54:59,333
especially the honorable members
of my own party.

1072
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,125
We will prevail.

1073
00:55:01,208 --> 00:55:02,291
[cheers and applause]

1074
00:55:02,375 --> 00:55:04,458
["The Battle Hymn of the Republic" plays]

1075
00:55:07,875 --> 00:55:09,208
[fireworks exploding]

1076
00:55:31,708 --> 00:55:35,208
-We're all gonna die!
-[upbeat jazz music plays]

1077
00:55:35,291 --> 00:55:38,083
Guys, this comet
is seriously stressing me out.

1078
00:55:38,166 --> 00:55:40,250
Well, it's coming. People gotta dig in.

1079
00:55:40,333 --> 00:55:42,708
I already got buyers
for these shovels on e-market.

1080
00:55:42,791 --> 00:55:46,833
Clean sweep for President Orlean
in these midterm elections.

1081
00:55:46,916 --> 00:55:49,250
-[woman 1] …how hot he is.
-Thousand bucks a pop.

1082
00:55:49,333 --> 00:55:50,916
[overlapping voices]

1083
00:55:53,375 --> 00:55:56,916
…discharge the duties
on which I am about to enter.

1084
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,083
"So help you God."

1085
00:55:58,166 --> 00:56:00,416
-So help me God.
-Congratulations.

1086
00:56:01,708 --> 00:56:05,458
[woman 2] We have talk of
a Nobel Peace Prize in the offing.

1087
00:56:05,541 --> 00:56:08,833
-[man] He's not hot.
-[upbeat jazz music continues]

1088
00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:25,041
Hello, Sammy.

1089
00:56:25,125 --> 00:56:28,416
[laughing] Are you really a doctor?

1090
00:56:28,500 --> 00:56:31,750
Well, sort of. I'm an astronomer.

1091
00:56:31,833 --> 00:56:35,833
Oh. What is an astronomer?

1092
00:56:35,916 --> 00:56:38,708
[Jack] Dr. Mindy, there is
a lot of fear out there,

1093
00:56:38,791 --> 00:56:40,541
uh, in America, around the world.

1094
00:56:40,625 --> 00:56:42,708
Parents don't know
what to say to their kids.

1095
00:56:42,791 --> 00:56:45,291
What would you say to them
to help them understand?

1096
00:56:45,375 --> 00:56:48,791
[clicks tongue] Well, I'm sure many of us
are frightened right now.

1097
00:56:49,458 --> 00:56:55,708
But I can assure you, our best
and our brightest, they're on the job.

1098
00:56:56,250 --> 00:57:00,458
I've seen the science
on this plan and it is sound.

1099
00:57:00,541 --> 00:57:05,208
I know your words are a great comfort
to all our viewers, Dr. Randall,

1100
00:57:05,291 --> 00:57:09,416
and we thank you
for your courage and your service.

1101
00:57:09,500 --> 00:57:11,166
I'd just like to say

1102
00:57:11,791 --> 00:57:16,541
that whenever
I feel afraid or alone in this, I…

1103
00:57:17,833 --> 00:57:21,000
I think of you and I just… I feel better.

1104
00:57:21,083 --> 00:57:22,375
So thank you.

1105
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,375
That's my job.

1106
00:57:24,458 --> 00:57:26,166
[music continues playing]

1107
00:57:35,458 --> 00:57:37,583
-Tell me we're all gonna die.
-What?

1108
00:57:37,666 --> 00:57:39,000
[both breathing heavily]

1109
00:57:39,083 --> 00:57:39,916
[grunting]

1110
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,500
-Tell me we're all gonna die, do it.
-We're all gonna die.

1111
00:57:42,583 --> 00:57:43,708
-[moans]
-Oh, boy.

1112
00:57:43,791 --> 00:57:47,375
[man on TV] So, these two Marxists
wave around the word "science"

1113
00:57:47,458 --> 00:57:49,583
and we're all supposed
to do whatever they say?

1114
00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:52,291
Yeah, how do we know
there even is a comet?

1115
00:57:52,375 --> 00:57:56,125
Mr. Pawketty, Congressman,
this data has been proven

1116
00:57:56,208 --> 00:58:00,458
and has been peer-reviewed
by hundreds of world-renowned scientists.

1117
00:58:00,541 --> 00:58:04,541
And we're supposed to trust you?
The comet's got your name.

1118
00:58:05,958 --> 00:58:07,916
I don't… I don't see the relevancy.

1119
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:09,791
[Pawketty] Why won't you
answer the question?

1120
00:58:09,875 --> 00:58:11,916
-Answer the question.
-What's the question?

1121
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:13,125
Grow up here, okay?

1122
00:58:13,208 --> 00:58:14,416
This is ridiculous.

1123
00:58:16,416 --> 00:58:20,416
I've just realized, we don't really know
anything about each other. Do we?

1124
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,041
[chuckles]

1125
00:58:22,125 --> 00:58:23,083
True.

1126
00:58:24,291 --> 00:58:27,666
Well, every time I try
to ask you about your life,

1127
00:58:27,750 --> 00:58:31,416
you seem to just tell me
about your favorite restaurants.

1128
00:58:32,375 --> 00:58:33,541
Well, I… You know…

1129
00:58:34,250 --> 00:58:36,041
I just despise the, you know,

1130
00:58:36,125 --> 00:58:38,291
getting-to-know-you part
of relationships, so…

1131
00:58:38,958 --> 00:58:41,000
Oh, okay. I understand.

1132
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,208
Okay, let's just
get it over and done with.

1133
00:58:47,708 --> 00:58:48,916
Okay, uh…

1134
00:58:49,958 --> 00:58:51,708
Right, so, uh…

1135
00:58:52,375 --> 00:58:56,833
My grandfather invented
the flash-freezing process.

1136
00:58:56,916 --> 00:58:59,166
So I come from grotesque money,

1137
00:58:59,250 --> 00:59:03,500
but I got away from it
by getting three masters degrees.

1138
00:59:04,291 --> 00:59:07,125
Uh, I've been divorced twice.

1139
00:59:07,208 --> 00:59:13,708
Uh, one was a Secretary of State,
and the other one was a sport fisherman.

1140
00:59:13,791 --> 00:59:19,666
Uh, I have slept
with two former presidents.

1141
00:59:19,750 --> 00:59:24,583
I speak four languages,
and I own two Monets.

1142
00:59:26,291 --> 00:59:27,125
Wow.

1143
00:59:27,750 --> 00:59:29,958
Two former presidents. Wow.

1144
00:59:31,958 --> 00:59:33,875
-What, my turn?
-[chuckles] Yeah.

1145
00:59:33,958 --> 00:59:40,250
Oh. All right. My father was
a middle school geography teacher.

1146
00:59:40,333 --> 00:59:43,583
My mother,
she cut hair out of the kitchen.

1147
00:59:43,666 --> 00:59:47,500
Uh, about two years ago,
our family dog, JoJo, died,

1148
00:59:47,583 --> 00:59:49,583
which was really, really emotional.

1149
00:59:49,666 --> 00:59:53,041
I can't remember crying that much ever.

1150
00:59:54,583 --> 00:59:55,541
And, um…

1151
00:59:57,250 --> 01:00:02,541
I finally got my, uh, Star Wars poster
signed by Mark Hamill.

1152
01:00:02,625 --> 01:00:04,708
It's in the garage. It's… So, yeah.

1153
01:00:05,583 --> 01:00:07,666
Okay, good.

1154
01:00:08,208 --> 01:00:09,041
[chuckles]

1155
01:00:09,958 --> 01:00:10,958
That's done.

1156
01:00:11,458 --> 01:00:12,416
[Mindy] Ah…

1157
01:00:15,666 --> 01:00:17,958
Where are we gonna go for dinner tonight?

1158
01:00:18,041 --> 01:00:19,541
[jet engines roaring]

1159
01:00:22,916 --> 01:00:25,083
[people cheering]

1160
01:00:26,333 --> 01:00:28,916
The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want.

1161
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,750
He makes me to lie down in green pastures.

1162
01:00:31,833 --> 01:00:36,083
He leads me beside the quiet waters.
He restores my soul.

1163
01:00:36,166 --> 01:00:39,583
Not since D-Day have we seen
such a mass mobilization

1164
01:00:39,666 --> 01:00:43,416
of unions and resources
for such a noble task.

1165
01:00:44,041 --> 01:00:46,916
One cannot help but be moved
by the bravery, ingenuity,

1166
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,083
and sacrifice on display here.

1167
01:00:49,166 --> 01:00:51,166
[overlapping reporters chattering]

1168
01:01:02,458 --> 01:01:04,333
[indistinct chatter on video]

1169
01:01:09,541 --> 01:01:12,125
Okay, here we go, everyone.
Let's stay sharp.

1170
01:01:14,041 --> 01:01:17,416
[whispers] I just want you to know,
this is the most propulsive thing

1171
01:01:17,500 --> 01:01:20,041
that's ever happened to me. Thank you.

1172
01:01:29,416 --> 01:01:31,250
[indistinct chatter on TV]

1173
01:01:33,333 --> 01:01:36,541
What's the holdup, you guys?
What are you waiting on?

1174
01:01:37,500 --> 01:01:40,625
Come on, motherfuckers,
let's light this fucking firecracker, huh?

1175
01:01:41,166 --> 01:01:42,541
Think I got all day?

1176
01:01:42,625 --> 01:01:47,208
Commander Drask,
this is your president speaking.

1177
01:01:48,458 --> 01:01:50,333
Your nation thanks you.

1178
01:01:51,083 --> 01:01:52,708
Your planet thanks you.

1179
01:01:53,416 --> 01:01:55,875
And God and I thank you.

1180
01:01:56,583 --> 01:01:59,208
[Drask] Listen, the only thanks I need
is a shot of Jack Daniels.

1181
01:01:59,291 --> 01:02:03,208
-[laughter]
-And a couple DUIs to magically go away.

1182
01:02:03,291 --> 01:02:05,000
[laughing]

1183
01:02:05,083 --> 01:02:08,916
This is Mission Control.
All indicators are coming up green.

1184
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,416
This is a final warning
to control the launchpad.

1185
01:02:11,500 --> 01:02:17,208
Your discovery led to this mission
and our chance to save Earth.

1186
01:02:18,375 --> 01:02:19,666
I give you…

1187
01:02:22,041 --> 01:02:23,041
the honor.

1188
01:02:28,458 --> 01:02:29,458
Thank you.

1189
01:02:31,666 --> 01:02:34,958
[clears throat] Thank you,
Madam President.

1190
01:02:35,041 --> 01:02:36,375
[camera shutter clicking]

1191
01:02:36,458 --> 01:02:38,833
Citizens of planet Earth,

1192
01:02:39,875 --> 01:02:43,041
everything is theoretically impossible

1193
01:02:43,708 --> 01:02:45,125
until it is done.

1194
01:02:46,250 --> 01:02:47,541
And with that,

1195
01:02:47,625 --> 01:02:49,750
we are go for launch.

1196
01:02:49,833 --> 01:02:50,708
Yes.

1197
01:02:50,791 --> 01:02:52,458
-[Jason] That's fire.
-Thank you.

1198
01:02:52,541 --> 01:02:53,541
[Jason] It was lit.

1199
01:02:53,625 --> 01:02:55,750
[applause fades]

1200
01:02:55,833 --> 01:02:58,083
[Peter] Hey, everyone, mind if I join?

1201
01:02:59,125 --> 01:03:01,000
-Hello.
-[Orlean] Hello, Peter. Hi.

1202
01:03:01,083 --> 01:03:04,708
Hi. Oh, Brie, you look fabulous.

1203
01:03:04,791 --> 01:03:05,791
As always.

1204
01:03:06,958 --> 01:03:08,333
Is he allowed to be in here?

1205
01:03:08,416 --> 01:03:12,291
Yeah, he's a Platinum Eagle level donor
to the campaign. He has full clearance.

1206
01:03:12,375 --> 01:03:14,000
[man on radio] Launch mission array.

1207
01:03:14,083 --> 01:03:17,625
[sighs] Molly kicking in right now.
Timed that shit perfect.

1208
01:03:17,708 --> 01:03:20,666
Ten, nine, eight…

1209
01:03:20,750 --> 01:03:24,791
-seven, six, five, four…
-[all cheering]

1210
01:03:24,875 --> 01:03:26,125
Three…

1211
01:03:26,208 --> 01:03:27,583
-[barking]
-Ah…

1212
01:03:32,416 --> 01:03:34,791
[indistinct chatter]

1213
01:03:34,875 --> 01:03:37,875
[soaring choral music playing]

1214
01:03:40,541 --> 01:03:41,750
Thank God!

1215
01:04:00,083 --> 01:04:03,541
[Drask] ♪ Oh, Susannah
Don't you cry for me ♪

1216
01:04:03,625 --> 01:04:07,958
♪ I come from Alabama
With a banjo on my knee, hey! ♪

1217
01:04:08,041 --> 01:04:09,541
[camera shutters clicking]

1218
01:04:09,625 --> 01:04:11,583
[Oglethorpe] We didn't lose
any satellites.

1219
01:04:11,666 --> 01:04:14,916
Margin of error
was for two to malfunction.

1220
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:19,166
Hey, Madam President, may I have a word
with you outside for a moment, please?

1221
01:04:19,791 --> 01:04:20,916
Oh, my God.

1222
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,791
Mission success probability
is already increased to 81%.

1223
01:04:23,875 --> 01:04:25,875
[man] Outstanding.

1224
01:04:26,583 --> 01:04:27,750
-[Peter] Janie, now!
-[gasps]

1225
01:04:27,833 --> 01:04:30,583
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

1226
01:04:30,666 --> 01:04:32,250
Peter, I didn't mean…

1227
01:04:36,500 --> 01:04:41,708
[Drask] And a big hello to that beautiful
blue ball down there we all call home.

1228
01:04:42,208 --> 01:04:45,625
All those proud white folks working hard.

1229
01:04:46,125 --> 01:04:47,083
God bless you.

1230
01:04:47,875 --> 01:04:50,125
Just a different generation. Yeah.

1231
01:04:50,791 --> 01:04:53,666
I also wanna say hello
to all the Indians out there.

1232
01:04:53,750 --> 01:04:54,833
Both kinds.

1233
01:04:54,916 --> 01:04:59,041
You know, the ones with the elephants
and the ones with the bow and arrows.

1234
01:04:59,708 --> 01:05:01,500
Hey, why haven't you guys ever teamed up?

1235
01:05:01,583 --> 01:05:03,458
[chuckles] How cool would that be, huh?

1236
01:05:03,541 --> 01:05:05,458
I wanna say hello
to all the gays out there.

1237
01:05:05,541 --> 01:05:07,875
-Commander, booster ejection is imminent.
-Huh?

1238
01:05:07,958 --> 01:05:10,208
-Let's keep comm on mission.
-Oh. Roger that.

1239
01:05:10,708 --> 01:05:12,625
[soaring music continues]

1240
01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:22,666
[man on radio] Separation confirmed.

1241
01:05:22,750 --> 01:05:24,500
-Separation confirmed.
-Whoo!

1242
01:05:25,166 --> 01:05:27,541
[speaking French]

1243
01:05:29,083 --> 01:05:30,166
Was that French?

1244
01:05:31,458 --> 01:05:37,000
Yes, it is. It means, "the angels soar
to the heavens." It's, um…

1245
01:05:38,333 --> 01:05:42,458
It's from a 14th-century poem
I studied in Dartmouth.

1246
01:05:42,541 --> 01:05:45,875
And just watching this,
it just made me think of it,

1247
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:48,416
and think of you.

1248
01:05:49,500 --> 01:05:50,500
God, I can't…

1249
01:05:51,375 --> 01:05:52,333
Can't…

1250
01:05:53,083 --> 01:05:55,958
[upbeat tense music playing]

1251
01:06:01,583 --> 01:06:04,125
[men chanting] Go! Go! Go!

1252
01:06:04,208 --> 01:06:05,708
-[groans]
-[laughter]

1253
01:06:05,791 --> 01:06:08,666
I think I probably should go
to the [bleep] hospital and see what they…

1254
01:06:08,750 --> 01:06:10,708
[people on video] Launch challenge!

1255
01:06:10,791 --> 01:06:13,666
[people chanting on video] Go! Go! Go!

1256
01:06:17,458 --> 01:06:19,583
Everyone, I have just received

1257
01:06:19,666 --> 01:06:23,416
some critical information
concerning our mission.

1258
01:06:23,500 --> 01:06:25,208
[people clamoring]

1259
01:06:32,625 --> 01:06:34,291
Looks like it's turning around.

1260
01:06:37,125 --> 01:06:40,250
No, it's not. It's a course correction.

1261
01:06:40,333 --> 01:06:41,875
It's pretty standard.

1262
01:06:41,958 --> 01:06:43,416
I was in the Navy.

1263
01:06:45,083 --> 01:06:47,375
Nope. It's turning around.

1264
01:06:47,458 --> 01:06:51,166
[reporter] Seems to be
some confusion here amongst the crowd,

1265
01:06:51,250 --> 01:06:52,875
but I'm not gonna lie to you.

1266
01:06:52,958 --> 01:06:55,916
This reporter
is at a loss for words right now.

1267
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:59,208
It's definitely turning around.

1268
01:06:59,291 --> 01:07:01,416
I'm looking straight at it.

1269
01:07:01,500 --> 01:07:05,500
Drask's ship is definitely turning around.

1270
01:07:07,916 --> 01:07:10,291
Does anyone know
what the fuck just happened?

1271
01:07:16,208 --> 01:07:17,583
It's still locked.

1272
01:07:17,666 --> 01:07:20,375
I just don't… I don't understand
what could've happened.

1273
01:07:20,458 --> 01:07:23,250
I mean, the mission was working, right?
Everything was on track.

1274
01:07:23,333 --> 01:07:26,166
Yeah. I mean,
it could've been anything, uh…

1275
01:07:26,250 --> 01:07:31,958
Guidance system could've malfunctioned,
uh, nuke destabilized, myriad of things.

1276
01:07:32,583 --> 01:07:35,625
Who was that guy that walked into
the Situation Room? He looked familiar.

1277
01:07:35,708 --> 01:07:42,083
That was Peter Isherwell, CEO of BASH,
and the third richest human ever.

1278
01:07:42,166 --> 01:07:46,125
He's the guy that, uh, bought
the Gutenberg Bible and lost it.

1279
01:07:46,208 --> 01:07:47,333
[door opens]

1280
01:07:47,416 --> 01:07:48,916
[Jason] Sorry to keep you waiting.

1281
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,833
Things are, uh, extremely fluid.

1282
01:07:53,291 --> 01:07:56,916
Dr. Randall, you are now the Chief
Science Advisor to the White House.

1283
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:57,833
What?

1284
01:07:57,916 --> 01:08:00,666
As such, you need to attend
an emergency Cabinet meeting

1285
01:08:00,750 --> 01:08:02,000
where you will be debriefed.

1286
01:08:02,083 --> 01:08:03,083
What about us?

1287
01:08:03,666 --> 01:08:06,166
You do not have clearance
for this, sweetheart. Don't trip.

1288
01:08:06,250 --> 01:08:09,000
Got you some crackers, some waters.

1289
01:08:09,083 --> 01:08:10,750
You don't need to throw it on the floor.

1290
01:08:10,833 --> 01:08:12,375
Gonna be three, four hours, tops.

1291
01:08:12,458 --> 01:08:15,583
Here, Kate. I don't know
why he threw 'em down. Here.

1292
01:08:15,666 --> 01:08:17,750
What if we have to go to the bathroom?

1293
01:08:17,833 --> 01:08:21,250
We'll lay out some newspaper for you.
Grab you a can of Febreze.

1294
01:08:21,333 --> 01:08:23,208
[Oglethorpe] Short, sweet
and simple science.

1295
01:08:23,291 --> 01:08:24,958
I'll be back. All right. Come on.

1296
01:08:25,041 --> 01:08:27,083
[Oglethorpe]
Science tells the truth, Randall.

1297
01:08:27,833 --> 01:08:28,791
[sighs]

1298
01:08:28,875 --> 01:08:30,500
Fuck. Do you wanna come?

1299
01:08:30,583 --> 01:08:31,500
Yeah.

1300
01:08:33,625 --> 01:08:35,625
[Orlean] Ladies and gentlemen,
what we thought,

1301
01:08:35,708 --> 01:08:40,708
what the world thought
was an impending and terrifying danger,

1302
01:08:41,916 --> 01:08:44,625
turns out to be
an astonishing opportunity.

1303
01:08:44,708 --> 01:08:47,166
Our allies are very confused
and demanding answers--

1304
01:08:47,250 --> 01:08:48,541
Well, tell 'em to wait.

1305
01:08:49,583 --> 01:08:54,666
According to the most recent
spectrometer readings of Comet Dibiasky,

1306
01:08:54,750 --> 01:08:57,833
made by the astrogeologists
at BASH Cellular,

1307
01:08:59,583 --> 01:09:01,291
we've discovered something.

1308
01:09:02,250 --> 01:09:05,000
Something truly miraculous.

1309
01:09:06,458 --> 01:09:08,125
Peter. Peter?

1310
01:09:08,208 --> 01:09:10,000
-Oh, thank you, Janie.
-[chuckles]

1311
01:09:12,208 --> 01:09:14,708
As, uh… As some of you may know,

1312
01:09:14,791 --> 01:09:17,541
the most valuable minerals in the world

1313
01:09:17,625 --> 01:09:19,750
are fast becoming those that are deployed

1314
01:09:19,833 --> 01:09:24,000
in the manufacture
of cell phones and, uh, computers.

1315
01:09:24,083 --> 01:09:27,583
Yttrium, terbium, osmium, dysprosium,
on and on and on.

1316
01:09:27,666 --> 01:09:29,000
We're running short.

1317
01:09:29,083 --> 01:09:31,916
Uh, and the problem
is exacerbated, of course,

1318
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:37,916
because China has her big panda paw
firmly on almost all the mines

1319
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:41,500
that produce
these valuable rare Earth assets.

1320
01:09:41,583 --> 01:09:43,625
So you can imagine. [laughing]

1321
01:09:43,708 --> 01:09:44,666
Wow!

1322
01:09:44,750 --> 01:09:48,541
Just how happy we were at BASH

1323
01:09:48,625 --> 01:09:52,250
when our astrogeologists discovered

1324
01:09:52,333 --> 01:09:57,000
and then determined that this comet,
hurtling towards us from deep space,

1325
01:09:57,083 --> 01:10:02,833
actually contains at least $32 trillion
of these critical materials.

1326
01:10:02,916 --> 01:10:04,666
Critical to technology.

1327
01:10:04,750 --> 01:10:05,958
If we're to proceed--

1328
01:10:06,041 --> 01:10:08,541
I'm sorry. Is that why
you aborted this entire mission,

1329
01:10:08,625 --> 01:10:11,541
is because you're trying to mine
the comet for rare minerals?

1330
01:10:11,625 --> 01:10:13,708
[Orlean] I think
we should hold all questions

1331
01:10:13,791 --> 01:10:16,458
until the end of the presentation,

1332
01:10:16,541 --> 01:10:20,125
and you might find
that your questions are answered.

1333
01:10:20,666 --> 01:10:21,750
Yes, Madam President.

1334
01:10:21,833 --> 01:10:24,875
When you…
When the other metals are factored in,

1335
01:10:24,958 --> 01:10:27,333
the comet actually contains

1336
01:10:27,416 --> 01:10:31,541
almost $140 trillion worth of assets.

1337
01:10:31,625 --> 01:10:32,916
[Jason] Buck-forty trilli.

1338
01:10:33,416 --> 01:10:35,291
-[Orlean] Yeah…
-[laughter]

1339
01:10:35,375 --> 01:10:40,000
What do these trillions of dollars
even matter if we're all gonna die--

1340
01:10:40,083 --> 01:10:42,458
[woman] I was about to ask
the same question, Janie.

1341
01:10:42,541 --> 01:10:43,666
Why weren't we consulted?

1342
01:10:43,750 --> 01:10:45,250
All due respect, Madam President…

1343
01:10:45,333 --> 01:10:47,833
Oh, no! What if we're rich and we're safe?

1344
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:53,125
[Kate] I've gone over it
again and again and again in my head

1345
01:10:54,875 --> 01:10:56,791
and I still can't make sense of it.

1346
01:10:58,750 --> 01:11:03,791
He's a three-star general.
He works at the Pentagon.

1347
01:11:05,916 --> 01:11:09,000
Why would he charge us for free snacks?

1348
01:11:09,083 --> 01:11:12,750
One time, I met Sting,

1349
01:11:13,708 --> 01:11:18,291
and I swear to God,
he farted right in front of me.

1350
01:11:19,333 --> 01:11:24,458
Didn't break eye contact
and didn't even say "excuse me."

1351
01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:31,083
And the thing is,
he actually pulled it off. [chuckles]

1352
01:11:32,375 --> 01:11:34,875
'Cause I still found him
to be quite charming.

1353
01:11:35,916 --> 01:11:40,333
[whispering] Guys, we have to talk.
Come on, let's go. Come on, now.

1354
01:11:41,416 --> 01:11:44,625
It's insane. Like, completely insane.

1355
01:11:44,708 --> 01:11:46,041
[Kate] It will never work.

1356
01:11:46,125 --> 01:11:48,291
I had the exact same reaction.

1357
01:11:48,375 --> 01:11:51,500
This is a nine-kilometer-wide
planet-killer we're talking about,

1358
01:11:51,583 --> 01:11:53,041
not roaming charges.

1359
01:11:53,125 --> 01:11:59,041
Look, I… I was confused and outraged
that they turned this mission around too,

1360
01:11:59,125 --> 01:12:01,708
but they've got
Gary Talcamont from Stanford

1361
01:12:01,791 --> 01:12:03,958
and Lisa Inez from Princeton
on their team.

1362
01:12:04,041 --> 01:12:07,750
I mean, this is next-generation
cutting-edge technology.

1363
01:12:07,833 --> 01:12:14,625
Obviously, one giant comet is a major
and existential, uh, threat to our planet,

1364
01:12:14,708 --> 01:12:20,000
but 30 smaller meteoroids, we can handle.

1365
01:12:20,916 --> 01:12:26,625
Our BEADS, that stands for
BASH, uh, Explore and Acquire Drones,

1366
01:12:26,708 --> 01:12:28,083
that you see here,

1367
01:12:28,166 --> 01:12:30,833
attach themselves to the comet

1368
01:12:30,916 --> 01:12:33,375
and scan it with nanotechnology

1369
01:12:33,458 --> 01:12:36,583
developed by
Nobel Prize-winning scientist,

1370
01:12:36,666 --> 01:12:37,666
Dr. Gary Talcamont.

1371
01:12:37,750 --> 01:12:40,500
And then we immediately deploy, don't we?

1372
01:12:40,583 --> 01:12:42,833
Nobel and Polonsky prize-winning scientist

1373
01:12:42,916 --> 01:12:48,250
Dr. Inez's micro-targeted,
quantum fission, uh, explosives.

1374
01:12:48,333 --> 01:12:51,625
You see, deep into the object…

1375
01:12:51,708 --> 01:12:54,458
Dr. Inez, would you like
to explain what's happening?

1376
01:12:54,541 --> 01:12:55,416
Thank you, Peter.

1377
01:12:55,500 --> 01:12:58,250
We've been developing
phase-fission reactions

1378
01:12:58,333 --> 01:13:00,375
in the CERN particle accelerator

1379
01:13:00,458 --> 01:13:03,125
that can splinter the comet
into smaller pieces

1380
01:13:03,208 --> 01:13:05,333
with breathtaking accuracy.

1381
01:13:05,416 --> 01:13:08,791
These segments are then steered
and decelerated by each BEAD

1382
01:13:08,875 --> 01:13:13,625
into the Pacific Ocean for reclamation
by waiting US Navy ships.

1383
01:13:13,708 --> 01:13:15,666
And when these… Thank you.

1384
01:13:15,750 --> 01:13:19,875
And when these treasures
from heaven are claimed,

1385
01:13:19,958 --> 01:13:23,916
poverty as we know it,
social injustice, loss of biodiversity,

1386
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:26,708
all these multitudes of problems

1387
01:13:26,791 --> 01:13:30,125
are just gonna become relics of the past

1388
01:13:30,208 --> 01:13:35,625
and humanity is gonna stride through
the Pillars of Boaz and Jachin naked

1389
01:13:35,708 --> 01:13:38,250
into the the glory of a golden age…

1390
01:13:38,333 --> 01:13:41,500
And is this nanotech work peer-reviewed?

1391
01:13:41,583 --> 01:13:45,166
Well, I haven't reviewed the data,
but it's been modeled.

1392
01:13:45,250 --> 01:13:47,125
Has any of this been peer-reviewed?

1393
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:48,833
Nope.

1394
01:13:48,916 --> 01:13:51,250
Interplanetary, interstellar,

1395
01:13:51,333 --> 01:13:56,125
intergalactic existence
for the human race.

1396
01:13:56,208 --> 01:13:57,583
[applause]

1397
01:13:59,125 --> 01:14:00,916
[Orlean] Your mouth to God's ear.

1398
01:14:01,458 --> 01:14:05,041
I understand the wealth
that they can extract from this comet,

1399
01:14:05,125 --> 01:14:06,291
it can end world hunger.

1400
01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:08,166
-[Oglethorpe] Oh, I see.
-[Kate laughing]

1401
01:14:08,250 --> 01:14:10,833
-Why are you laughing?
-[Oglethorpe] That's true. No, I see.

1402
01:14:10,916 --> 01:14:15,333
So that's the pretty little bow they're
putting around this line of bullshit.

1403
01:14:15,416 --> 01:14:17,250
I bet they'll say freedom and puppies too.

1404
01:14:17,333 --> 01:14:18,166
-All right.
-Yeah.

1405
01:14:18,250 --> 01:14:21,916
You want me to quit the mission?
I'll quit the mission. That's fine.

1406
01:14:22,416 --> 01:14:25,708
But you have to understand,
this is now beyond our control.

1407
01:14:25,791 --> 01:14:27,208
They have all the power.

1408
01:14:27,291 --> 01:14:29,958
So who do you want
in the actual room to make sure

1409
01:14:30,041 --> 01:14:33,000
this whole thing doesn't turn out to be
a complete goddamn disaster?

1410
01:14:33,083 --> 01:14:35,708
Jason Orlean?
You want Jason Orlean in that room? Huh?

1411
01:14:35,791 --> 01:14:40,125
I have news for you.
It's already a complete disaster.

1412
01:14:40,208 --> 01:14:43,750
They're talking about letting
a comet the size of a mountain

1413
01:14:43,833 --> 01:14:46,625
hit the planet to jack up
a cell phone company's stock!

1414
01:14:46,708 --> 01:14:49,916
You better take that down
about four or five notches now.

1415
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:53,625
Were you yelling about that mission?
Why were you talking about cell phones?

1416
01:14:53,708 --> 01:14:56,750
My friend was just theorizing
as to what's going on.

1417
01:14:56,833 --> 01:14:58,291
We're confused too.

1418
01:14:58,375 --> 01:15:01,458
That's an awfully official-looking
White House badge you got there.

1419
01:15:01,541 --> 01:15:03,291
I don't know why I have this on.

1420
01:15:03,375 --> 01:15:05,125
Listen, just tell us what's going on.

1421
01:15:05,208 --> 01:15:07,625
I got three scared kids at home.
Just tell us something.

1422
01:15:07,708 --> 01:15:10,333
I understand.
I wish I could share information, but--

1423
01:15:10,416 --> 01:15:12,958
We're people just like you.
We deserve to know!

1424
01:15:13,041 --> 01:15:13,916
They're right.

1425
01:15:14,958 --> 01:15:16,083
They deserve to know.

1426
01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:18,833
Do you really wanna know what's going on?

1427
01:15:18,916 --> 01:15:20,041
-[woman] Yeah.
-[man] Please.

1428
01:15:20,125 --> 01:15:22,583
-[Oglethorpe] Kate, don't. Kate.
-[Mindy] Kate.

1429
01:15:23,541 --> 01:15:28,958
They found a bunch of gold and diamonds
and rare shit on the comet.

1430
01:15:29,041 --> 01:15:29,875
[sighs]

1431
01:15:29,958 --> 01:15:32,166
So they're gonna let it hit the planet

1432
01:15:32,250 --> 01:15:36,416
to make a bunch of rich people
even more disgustingly rich!

1433
01:15:42,916 --> 01:15:44,000
[woman] Fuck you!

1434
01:15:44,083 --> 01:15:46,083
[people clamoring]

1435
01:15:47,458 --> 01:15:49,250
[people shouting and screaming]

1436
01:15:54,708 --> 01:15:56,500
[officer] No camera!

1437
01:15:56,583 --> 01:15:58,541
…everything I could, they won't listen.

1438
01:15:58,625 --> 01:15:59,958
[Kate] Surprise, surprise.

1439
01:16:00,041 --> 01:16:02,916
Now, I'm starting to think
you just like riling people up.

1440
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:04,958
I'm so sorry, Kate. Really, I am.

1441
01:16:05,041 --> 01:16:07,041
[Kate] Oh, Randall. God.

1442
01:16:07,875 --> 01:16:09,875
Where's Brie Evantee?

1443
01:16:09,958 --> 01:16:12,375
Shouldn't you two
be playing footsie in a restaurant

1444
01:16:12,458 --> 01:16:14,583
that only serves cubes and foam?

1445
01:16:14,666 --> 01:16:18,083
Well, she ain't wrong.
You did lose the thread in a big way.

1446
01:16:18,166 --> 01:16:21,375
And what do you suggest we do?
An online petition, huh?

1447
01:16:21,458 --> 01:16:24,416
You want to hold…
Get a mob and hold up picket signs?

1448
01:16:24,500 --> 01:16:26,958
You wanna overthrow the government?
I mean, look at this.

1449
01:16:27,041 --> 01:16:28,875
[Kate] I can't! My head is in a bag!

1450
01:16:28,958 --> 01:16:31,583
[agent] Sorry, Dr. Mindy.
White House wants her off the grid.

1451
01:16:31,666 --> 01:16:33,166
-Come on, now. Look--
-[agent] Now.

1452
01:16:33,250 --> 01:16:35,958
[Kate] Wait. What does that mean?
What the hell does that mean?

1453
01:16:36,041 --> 01:16:38,416
-What does "off the grid" mean?
-[Mindy] Hey, Kate.

1454
01:16:39,291 --> 01:16:42,416
Oh, gosh. Kate! Are you okay?

1455
01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:45,458
[people shouting indistinctly]

1456
01:16:45,541 --> 01:16:48,833
Teddy, come on!
What choice do I have here?

1457
01:16:51,166 --> 01:16:53,541
A man's always got choices, Randall!

1458
01:16:53,625 --> 01:16:56,458
Sometimes you just gotta
choose the good one!

1459
01:16:56,541 --> 01:16:57,791
[dog barking]

1460
01:16:57,875 --> 01:17:00,041
[uneasy music playing]

1461
01:17:03,083 --> 01:17:04,708
[man] Miss Katelyn Dibiasky,

1462
01:17:04,791 --> 01:17:08,208
the charges against you are
violation of national security secrets,

1463
01:17:08,291 --> 01:17:11,083
inciting a riot,
and destruction of private property

1464
01:17:11,166 --> 01:17:13,666
owned by Bojo Mambo's Shrimp LLC.

1465
01:17:13,750 --> 01:17:14,583
What? I didn't--

1466
01:17:14,666 --> 01:17:17,583
However, the Attorney General
is willing to not pursue prosecution

1467
01:17:17,666 --> 01:17:19,208
if you will agree to the following:

1468
01:17:19,291 --> 01:17:21,958
"The suspension
of all public media appearances

1469
01:17:22,041 --> 01:17:26,708
and incendiary language relating to
Comet Dibiasky and BASH Cellular."

1470
01:17:28,916 --> 01:17:32,333
Fine. Give it to me.
I don't give a shit anymore.

1471
01:17:47,875 --> 01:17:49,416
Mom. Dad.

1472
01:17:49,916 --> 01:17:52,166
[sniffles] I'm so glad to be home.

1473
01:17:54,875 --> 01:17:55,875
Unlock the door.

1474
01:17:55,958 --> 01:17:57,750
No politics. None.

1475
01:17:58,208 --> 01:17:59,583
What are you talking about?

1476
01:18:00,083 --> 01:18:02,791
Your dad and I are for the jobs
the comet will provide.

1477
01:18:04,125 --> 01:18:05,041
[Kate scoffs]

1478
01:18:05,708 --> 01:18:07,916
The divisions in this country
are bad enough.

1479
01:18:08,625 --> 01:18:10,458
We don't want more of that in our house.

1480
01:18:11,916 --> 01:18:14,208
-[serene music playing on TV]
-[laughing] Whoa!

1481
01:18:14,291 --> 01:18:16,125
-Slow down, kids.
-[boy] Sorry, Mom.

1482
01:18:17,291 --> 01:18:19,333
I worry about my kids and their future.

1483
01:18:19,875 --> 01:18:22,500
Sure, the jobs
the comet's gonna create sound great.

1484
01:18:23,041 --> 01:18:24,291
What if it's not safe?

1485
01:18:24,875 --> 01:18:29,250
Right now, millions of you are having
these same doubts and questions

1486
01:18:29,333 --> 01:18:31,208
about the approaching comet.

1487
01:18:31,291 --> 01:18:32,708
That is why BASH Cellular

1488
01:18:32,791 --> 01:18:35,166
in conjunction with
the United States Government

1489
01:18:35,250 --> 01:18:40,041
is creating a new hotline, free of charge,
to answer all of your questions.

1490
01:18:40,750 --> 01:18:46,125
And who knows? Maybe,
just maybe, one of our scientists…

1491
01:18:46,208 --> 01:18:49,541
Thank you, Sharon.
Makes me feel so much better.

1492
01:18:49,625 --> 01:18:53,833
…can be that friend we all need
to lean on during uncertain times.

1493
01:18:55,208 --> 01:18:58,750
[announcer on TV]
Call 1-800-532-4500 for peace of mind.

1494
01:18:58,833 --> 01:19:00,458
Offer only available to BASH customers.

1495
01:19:00,541 --> 01:19:02,916
Details of your call may be shared
with other subsidiaries

1496
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:05,916
to enhance your customer experience.
Data and roaming charges apply.

1497
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:09,416
[Brie laughing] So, I thought he was
the ambassador. I was just flattering him.

1498
01:19:09,500 --> 01:19:13,541
[chuckling] Well, he was a waiter.
Now he's got an ego the size of Texas.

1499
01:19:16,916 --> 01:19:18,125
Oh, my God.

1500
01:19:19,250 --> 01:19:22,875
June, what, uh…
What are you doing here, sweetie?

1501
01:19:24,708 --> 01:19:27,458
Had a feeling
something was going on and just…

1502
01:19:28,333 --> 01:19:31,958
[Mindy] Well, you know,
we're discussing important business.

1503
01:19:32,041 --> 01:19:35,458
-That's what we're doing.
-Oh, yeah, that's really very important.

1504
01:19:35,541 --> 01:19:37,750
Oh, can we just
skip past this part, please?

1505
01:19:37,833 --> 01:19:39,500
Where you get to feel self-righteous

1506
01:19:39,583 --> 01:19:43,041
and we put our tails between our legs.
It is just so boring.

1507
01:19:43,125 --> 01:19:44,791
[sarcastically] Oh, it's "so boring"?

1508
01:19:44,875 --> 01:19:49,291
You wanna skip the part where
you feel bad for screwing my husband?

1509
01:19:49,875 --> 01:19:52,583
Oh… No, I don't feel bad.

1510
01:19:52,666 --> 01:19:56,416
Randall and I are having a wonderful time.
So, I think the question is,

1511
01:19:56,500 --> 01:20:01,791
do we keep having a wonderful time
or does he go back with you to Wisconsin?

1512
01:20:01,875 --> 01:20:02,750
Or Montana.

1513
01:20:02,833 --> 01:20:04,875
-Michigan?
-Michigan.

1514
01:20:06,791 --> 01:20:08,041
[hesitates]

1515
01:20:08,125 --> 01:20:12,500
You know, um… she is actually right.

1516
01:20:13,291 --> 01:20:16,333
That's the only question. So…

1517
01:20:18,958 --> 01:20:20,750
[Mindy] Well, June, sweetie…

1518
01:20:20,833 --> 01:20:23,875
[breathing heavily]
Sometimes in life things are, you know,

1519
01:20:23,958 --> 01:20:26,458
they're complicated and they just--

1520
01:20:26,541 --> 01:20:27,666
[Mrs. Mindy] Oh, okay.

1521
01:20:29,958 --> 01:20:31,666
Oh, that was fast, um…

1522
01:20:32,833 --> 01:20:33,791
[clicks tongue]

1523
01:20:35,250 --> 01:20:38,375
Well, before I go, um,

1524
01:20:38,458 --> 01:20:41,375
let me just give you some instructions

1525
01:20:42,333 --> 01:20:45,458
on how to take care of Randall.

1526
01:20:46,083 --> 01:20:47,041
Uh…

1527
01:20:47,125 --> 01:20:50,541
Yeah, here's the Xanax
he takes for his panic attacks.

1528
01:20:50,625 --> 01:20:51,458
Oh, gosh.

1529
01:20:51,541 --> 01:20:54,458
Here's the Zoloft he takes
for the crashing depressions.

1530
01:20:54,541 --> 01:20:58,250
-Not so much recently. Okay, you know--
-Oh! Oh, good for you. Great.

1531
01:20:58,333 --> 01:21:02,000
-Uh, this is for his blood pressure.
-Ow.

1532
01:21:02,083 --> 01:21:04,708
-Restless leg syndrome, that's a fun one.
-God.

1533
01:21:06,708 --> 01:21:10,875
Oh. Appetite suppressant to counteract
the weight gain from his other meds.

1534
01:21:10,958 --> 01:21:15,875
And, uh, for America's sexiest scientist,
a bottle of goddamn Cialis!

1535
01:21:15,958 --> 01:21:17,375
Ow! Gosh.

1536
01:21:26,583 --> 01:21:28,041
Goodbye. Goodbye, Randall.

1537
01:21:28,125 --> 01:21:29,916
I guess I'll just tell your sons

1538
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:32,375
that Dad's fucking
the lady on our television.

1539
01:21:33,416 --> 01:21:34,791
June, I…

1540
01:21:36,250 --> 01:21:38,458
I really thought for a second
that was gonna work out.

1541
01:21:38,541 --> 01:21:40,250
-[door closes]
-[sighs]

1542
01:21:40,333 --> 01:21:43,666
People, they wanna
manage the comet to create jobs.

1543
01:21:43,750 --> 01:21:45,791
Thirty-seven percent
don't want the comet to hit.

1544
01:21:45,875 --> 01:21:47,583
That's actually down by three points.

1545
01:21:47,666 --> 01:21:50,791
And 23%, they don't think
there's a comet at all,

1546
01:21:50,875 --> 01:21:52,666
and that number is way up.

1547
01:21:53,500 --> 01:21:56,791
Not Bitcoin, RatCoin. RatCoin.

1548
01:21:56,875 --> 01:21:58,833
[indistinct chatter on TV]

1549
01:21:59,583 --> 01:22:01,833
I'd like to buy these sunglasses.

1550
01:22:10,166 --> 01:22:12,458
You that girl from live TV
who said we're all gonna die?

1551
01:22:13,041 --> 01:22:14,958
No. What's your purchase?

1552
01:22:18,250 --> 01:22:19,208
[scoffs]

1553
01:22:19,291 --> 01:22:20,250
What the fuck?

1554
01:22:20,333 --> 01:22:23,041
-Yeah, that's you. It's definitely you.
-Yep, that's me.

1555
01:22:23,125 --> 01:22:26,833
Holy shit. You're a stone-cold legend.
Word is bond.

1556
01:22:28,125 --> 01:22:29,583
I got a picture of you on my board.

1557
01:22:29,666 --> 01:22:31,041
Picture on his fucking board.

1558
01:22:31,125 --> 01:22:33,125
[Kate] That's great. What's your purchase?

1559
01:22:33,208 --> 01:22:36,416
If you don't have one, get out of line
and make room for other customers.

1560
01:22:36,500 --> 01:22:38,791
Can I touch your hair in a non-sexual way?

1561
01:22:38,875 --> 01:22:41,541
-Get the fuck away from me.
-Oh, dude, have some… Um…

1562
01:22:42,583 --> 01:22:45,041
Call Diogo, he'll freak out.
Will you say hi to my friend?

1563
01:22:45,125 --> 01:22:47,750
Dude, he's obsessed with you.
We love you. We don't like…

1564
01:22:47,833 --> 01:22:49,250
Can't stand Orlean, either.

1565
01:22:49,333 --> 01:22:53,416
-Yo, yo, yo!
-[Diogo] Yo!

1566
01:22:53,500 --> 01:22:54,583
What's up? Yo, check out…

1567
01:22:54,666 --> 01:22:57,083
Yo, shut the fuck up.
Check out who we're with.

1568
01:22:57,166 --> 01:22:59,833
-Yo, bro! What up?
-What up?

1569
01:22:59,916 --> 01:23:01,166
[laughter and chatter]

1570
01:23:01,250 --> 01:23:03,958
I mean, we have a purchase,
but we don't have payment,

1571
01:23:04,041 --> 01:23:05,583
which is a metaphor on…

1572
01:23:07,208 --> 01:23:09,291
-Cash?
-[man] Also, Phillip, I've been told…

1573
01:23:09,375 --> 01:23:10,666
-Right.
-…that you wrote a book

1574
01:23:10,750 --> 01:23:13,458
about your past relationship
with Kate Dibiasky.

1575
01:23:13,541 --> 01:23:15,958
Funny you should say that,
I'm working on that now.

1576
01:23:16,041 --> 01:23:18,583
It's gonna be called
A Brush With The Devil, and it's, uh…

1577
01:23:18,666 --> 01:23:20,791
You calling security
or something, with your eyes?

1578
01:23:20,875 --> 01:23:22,125
No. You're free to go.

1579
01:23:22,208 --> 01:23:24,333
-[man] That sounds terrible.
-Just like that?

1580
01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:25,541
[chuckles]

1581
01:23:25,625 --> 01:23:27,125
You don't give a shit, do you?

1582
01:23:28,958 --> 01:23:29,958
Sure, I do.

1583
01:23:30,041 --> 01:23:33,041
I care about DrinkMo's guarantee
of quality service.

1584
01:23:33,666 --> 01:23:35,500
Well, we don't give a shit either.

1585
01:23:35,583 --> 01:23:37,208
Not one single shit.

1586
01:23:37,291 --> 01:23:40,291
We hang and board behind the abandoned
Burger Crown from 7:00 to whenever.

1587
01:23:40,375 --> 01:23:41,208
Yeah, we do.

1588
01:23:41,291 --> 01:23:43,750
You should come hang.
If you're not a fucking pussy.

1589
01:23:46,666 --> 01:23:48,333
[Phillip] Oh, you know, it's me…

1590
01:23:48,416 --> 01:23:50,958
-Fuck. Okay. Thanks.
-…and a bottle of scotch.

1591
01:23:51,958 --> 01:23:54,500
It's a joke. But also…

1592
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:58,000
[dramatic music playing]

1593
01:24:06,541 --> 01:24:09,083
[Peter] Okay, let me introduce you

1594
01:24:09,958 --> 01:24:16,333
uh, to mankind's savior,
BASH Explore and Acquire Drone.

1595
01:24:16,416 --> 01:24:17,500
It's incredible.

1596
01:24:17,583 --> 01:24:19,125
It's incredible, isn't it?

1597
01:24:19,208 --> 01:24:22,833
I call this one Primo,
the first. [laughing]

1598
01:24:22,916 --> 01:24:24,416
It's like my first child.

1599
01:24:25,083 --> 01:24:31,291
Primo, my boy.
It's your father, Cronos. [laughing]

1600
01:24:31,375 --> 01:24:35,041
Don't be shy. Come on.
You're gonna be a god in the sky.

1601
01:24:35,125 --> 01:24:37,125
[laughter]

1602
01:24:41,416 --> 01:24:46,583
Are you at all concerned about
the sync on the BEAD explosions?

1603
01:24:46,666 --> 01:24:50,583
Oh, Doctor.
There are always questions and fears, and…

1604
01:24:51,250 --> 01:24:54,500
I have a report here from a Dr. Inez.

1605
01:24:54,583 --> 01:24:57,041
-If you'd just take a look at this study.
-Oh, thanks.

1606
01:24:57,125 --> 01:24:59,333
Listen, a lot of my colleagues,

1607
01:24:59,416 --> 01:25:01,875
they've either been removed
or resigned from this project,

1608
01:25:01,958 --> 01:25:06,083
apparently for asking too many questions
about this mission here.

1609
01:25:06,166 --> 01:25:08,750
So I just wanna make sure that you're…

1610
01:25:09,333 --> 01:25:11,875
That you're open
to the scientific peer-review process

1611
01:25:11,958 --> 01:25:14,583
and you're not approaching
this mission like a businessman.

1612
01:25:14,666 --> 01:25:16,416
-You know? That--
-What did you say?

1613
01:25:16,916 --> 01:25:20,208
-I wanna know if you're--
-Did you call me a businessman?

1614
01:25:20,875 --> 01:25:23,916
-You do own a corporate--
-You think I'm just a businessman?

1615
01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:27,791
Do you think you know me, Doctor?

1616
01:25:29,375 --> 01:25:30,291
Business?

1617
01:25:31,250 --> 01:25:35,125
This is evolution.
This is evolution of the human species.

1618
01:25:36,125 --> 01:25:38,125
-What are you doing bringing this…
-[Orlean] Well--

1619
01:25:38,208 --> 01:25:41,375
You know that BASH has
over 40 million data points on you,

1620
01:25:41,458 --> 01:25:45,458
on every decision you have made
since 1994, Doctor?

1621
01:25:45,541 --> 01:25:50,041
I… I know when you have colon polyps

1622
01:25:50,125 --> 01:25:51,833
months before your doctor does.

1623
01:25:51,916 --> 01:25:53,750
You got four or five
at the moment actually.

1624
01:25:53,833 --> 01:25:57,375
You know, they're not of concern,
but I'd have a checkup as soon as you can.

1625
01:25:57,458 --> 01:26:01,916
But much more importantly than that,
I know what you are. I know who you are.

1626
01:26:02,000 --> 01:26:07,000
My algorithms have determined
eight fundamental consumer profile types.

1627
01:26:07,083 --> 01:26:10,791
You are a lifestyle idealist.

1628
01:26:10,875 --> 01:26:15,125
You think you're motivated
by beliefs, high ethical beliefs.

1629
01:26:15,208 --> 01:26:20,125
But you just run towards pleasure
and away from pain.

1630
01:26:22,375 --> 01:26:25,000
Like a… Like a field mouse.

1631
01:26:27,125 --> 01:26:28,500
[Mindy] I'm just trying to…

1632
01:26:28,583 --> 01:26:29,833
[inhales deeply]

1633
01:26:29,916 --> 01:26:32,875
I just wanna make sure
that the science is sound on this project.

1634
01:26:32,958 --> 01:26:34,041
I hope you understand--

1635
01:26:34,125 --> 01:26:38,250
Our algorithms
can even predict how you'll die.

1636
01:26:39,125 --> 01:26:44,375
To 96… 96.5% accuracy.

1637
01:26:44,458 --> 01:26:46,333
I looked you up after we met.

1638
01:26:47,541 --> 01:26:52,000
Your death was so unremarkable and boring.

1639
01:26:52,666 --> 01:26:56,750
I can't remember the details,
apart from one thing.

1640
01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:00,750
You're gonna die alone.

1641
01:27:03,750 --> 01:27:04,791
Alone.

1642
01:27:05,291 --> 01:27:09,958
If you'll excuse me, Madam President.
I've got some work to do.

1643
01:27:10,041 --> 01:27:11,708
[Orlean] What the hell are you doing?

1644
01:27:11,791 --> 01:27:14,333
-My God.
-I was trying to do my job.

1645
01:27:14,416 --> 01:27:17,708
You are just so lucky
that Peter adores you.

1646
01:27:23,250 --> 01:27:24,125
[sighs]

1647
01:27:25,083 --> 01:27:27,375
You're with the grown-ups now, Randall.

1648
01:27:27,458 --> 01:27:29,083
I can't even follow this shit anymore!

1649
01:27:29,166 --> 01:27:31,958
-[music playing on speakers]
-[indistinct chatter]

1650
01:27:35,166 --> 01:27:40,375
BASH got Orlean to pay
the Chilean government, if I'm correct,

1651
01:27:40,458 --> 01:27:44,583
$90 billion to let the tsunami
hit off the coast of the country.

1652
01:27:44,666 --> 01:27:45,666
That sound right to you?

1653
01:27:45,750 --> 01:27:47,666
[man 3] Isherwell built
an underground bunker

1654
01:27:47,750 --> 01:27:49,333
for him and all his executives.

1655
01:27:49,416 --> 01:27:51,791
No, I heard that
they built an escape ship.

1656
01:27:51,875 --> 01:27:55,250
You guys,
the truth is way more depressing.

1657
01:27:56,291 --> 01:28:00,208
They're not even smart enough to be
as evil as you're giving them credit for.

1658
01:28:00,833 --> 01:28:01,833
[glass shatters]

1659
01:28:01,916 --> 01:28:03,791
[people clamoring, cheering]

1660
01:28:05,958 --> 01:28:06,833
Ugh!

1661
01:28:06,916 --> 01:28:08,541
-What?
-No.

1662
01:28:09,500 --> 01:28:10,625
[people shouting]

1663
01:28:12,916 --> 01:28:16,125
Fuck! You're driving me fucking
crazy, Kate. [chuckles nervously]

1664
01:28:16,208 --> 01:28:17,833
Fuck it. We're all gonna die.

1665
01:28:17,916 --> 01:28:19,166
♪ …sun, ice cream ♪

1666
01:28:19,250 --> 01:28:21,583
♪ You smooth like felt
Soft to the touch ♪

1667
01:28:21,666 --> 01:28:24,958
♪ You wear repellent
Smell your scent from up above ♪

1668
01:28:25,041 --> 01:28:27,500
♪ Angel getting carried out the club ♪

1669
01:28:27,583 --> 01:28:30,166
♪ For slapping Harry
Harry's just a mug ♪

1670
01:28:30,250 --> 01:28:32,750
♪ I'm stood outside waiting
Where you gone? ♪

1671
01:28:32,833 --> 01:28:35,250
♪ Cubicle lines
Catch a cold, Jack Frost ♪

1672
01:28:35,333 --> 01:28:36,750
[Jack] …movie will be released

1673
01:28:36,833 --> 01:28:40,166
the day that some believe
Comet Dibiasky will impact the planet.

1674
01:28:40,250 --> 01:28:42,750
And the early word is
it's already a classic, Brie.

1675
01:28:42,833 --> 01:28:45,500
[Brie] Oh, yes.
Well, and what a stellar cast.

1676
01:28:45,583 --> 01:28:48,041
-Devin. Yeah.
-I love Devin Peters.

1677
01:28:48,125 --> 01:28:49,625
He's great. Everything he does.

1678
01:28:49,708 --> 01:28:52,708
-What's it called again?
-[Jack] It's called Total Devastation.

1679
01:28:52,791 --> 01:28:56,208
-It cost $300 million to make.
-[Brie] Whoo!

1680
01:28:56,291 --> 01:28:59,333
-I mean, these movies--
-[laughs] It's more than you earn.

1681
01:28:59,416 --> 01:29:01,791
[Jack] Tell me about it.
And my friend Farley, he saw it.

1682
01:29:01,875 --> 01:29:04,625
-He said it's a ton of fun. That's right.
-Well, Farley likes it.

1683
01:29:04,708 --> 01:29:07,250
All right, well, what Farley says goes.

1684
01:29:07,333 --> 01:29:08,583
But, uh, first,

1685
01:29:09,416 --> 01:29:12,458
and yes, you can tell from my smile…

1686
01:29:12,541 --> 01:29:13,833
[chuckles] Stop it.

1687
01:29:13,916 --> 01:29:18,916
That America's sexiest scientist is here.
Dr. Randall. Welcome.

1688
01:29:19,666 --> 01:29:21,375
Dr. Randall, how are you, sir?

1689
01:29:21,458 --> 01:29:24,208
[sighs] I'm--  I'm good.
I'm gooder than good.

1690
01:29:24,291 --> 01:29:25,583
[laughter]

1691
01:29:25,666 --> 01:29:30,833
All right. So, Randall, we're hearing
that there is no comet,

1692
01:29:30,916 --> 01:29:34,375
or that there is a comet but it's
a good thing or maybe it's a bad thing.

1693
01:29:34,458 --> 01:29:36,750
We are so confused. [chuckles]

1694
01:29:36,833 --> 01:29:41,166
So, could you please help us out here,
you know, oh, wise scientist?

1695
01:29:42,541 --> 01:29:45,416
Well, first and foremost, Brie, um…

1696
01:29:45,500 --> 01:29:47,833
[sniffs] …there most certainly
is a comet.

1697
01:29:47,916 --> 01:29:48,791
[Brie] All right.

1698
01:29:48,875 --> 01:29:52,125
And we know that there is a comet
because we have the data.

1699
01:29:53,125 --> 01:29:54,416
Um… [clears throat]

1700
01:29:54,500 --> 01:29:58,666
There has been growing concern within
the scientific community as of late.

1701
01:29:59,333 --> 01:30:02,875
You see, the peer-review process
is absolutely essential…

1702
01:30:02,958 --> 01:30:05,583
-If BASH's stock…
-…for us to get to the facts of… Yes?

1703
01:30:05,666 --> 01:30:07,333
If BASH's stock is any indicator,

1704
01:30:07,416 --> 01:30:09,333
we don't have to worry
about the peer review.

1705
01:30:09,416 --> 01:30:10,583
It is going gangbusters.

1706
01:30:10,666 --> 01:30:13,125
And full disclosure.
I bought as many shares as I could.

1707
01:30:13,208 --> 01:30:14,500
I advise you to do the same.

1708
01:30:14,583 --> 01:30:16,333
You are such a shameless capitalist.

1709
01:30:16,416 --> 01:30:19,458
Said the woman who will be
in the brand-new hot tub on my back deck

1710
01:30:19,541 --> 01:30:22,083
-when I put it in from the stock.
-You know me too well.

1711
01:30:22,166 --> 01:30:23,208
That's right.

1712
01:30:23,291 --> 01:30:25,875
Dr. Randall, you sure you're okay?
You want a glass of water…

1713
01:30:25,958 --> 01:30:27,166
I don't feel so good.

1714
01:30:27,250 --> 01:30:29,625
[Brie] So I think we'll go
to commercial break--

1715
01:30:29,708 --> 01:30:33,291
No, Please, Brie. Don't cut away.
Let me say something.

1716
01:30:33,375 --> 01:30:34,916
-Okay.
-You came to the right place.

1717
01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:36,375
We like to say things.

1718
01:30:36,458 --> 01:30:40,416
Would you please
just stop being so [bleep] pleasant?

1719
01:30:41,833 --> 01:30:44,791
I'm sorry, but not everything
needs to sound so goddamn clever

1720
01:30:44,875 --> 01:30:47,083
or charming or likeable all the time.

1721
01:30:47,166 --> 01:30:50,583
Sometimes we need to just be able
to say things to one another.

1722
01:30:50,666 --> 01:30:52,083
We need to hear things.

1723
01:30:53,833 --> 01:30:57,125
Look, let's establish, once again,

1724
01:30:57,791 --> 01:31:01,916
that there is a huge comet
headed towards Earth.

1725
01:31:02,666 --> 01:31:05,291
And the reason we know
that there is a comet

1726
01:31:05,375 --> 01:31:06,833
is because we saw it.

1727
01:31:06,916 --> 01:31:10,208
We saw it with our own eyes
using a telescope.

1728
01:31:10,291 --> 01:31:13,500
I mean, for God's sake,
we took a fucking picture of it!

1729
01:31:13,583 --> 01:31:15,291
What other proof do we need?

1730
01:31:15,791 --> 01:31:18,375
And if we can't all agree
at the bare minimum

1731
01:31:18,458 --> 01:31:22,875
that a giant comet
the size of Mount Everest

1732
01:31:22,958 --> 01:31:29,041
hurtling its way towards planet Earth
is not a fucking good thing,

1733
01:31:29,833 --> 01:31:32,125
then what the hell happened to us?

1734
01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:37,333
I mean, my God, how do--
How do we even talk to each other?

1735
01:31:37,416 --> 01:31:41,208
What've we… What've we done to ourselves?
How do we fix it?

1736
01:31:41,291 --> 01:31:44,791
We should have deflected this comet
when we had the fucking chance,

1737
01:31:44,875 --> 01:31:48,083
but we didn't do it.
I don't know why we didn't do it.

1738
01:31:48,166 --> 01:31:51,958
And now they're
actually firing scientists like me

1739
01:31:52,041 --> 01:31:54,666
for speaking out, for opposing them.

1740
01:31:55,416 --> 01:31:57,875
And I'm sure many of the people out there

1741
01:31:57,958 --> 01:31:59,958
aren't even
gonna listen to what I just said

1742
01:32:00,041 --> 01:32:02,833
'cause they have
their own political ideology,

1743
01:32:03,500 --> 01:32:05,916
but I… assure you,

1744
01:32:06,583 --> 01:32:08,583
I am not on one side or the other.

1745
01:32:08,666 --> 01:32:10,916
I'm just telling you the fucking truth.

1746
01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:12,625
This would be a good time to establish

1747
01:32:12,708 --> 01:32:15,250
that Isherwell and the president
have both said

1748
01:32:15,333 --> 01:32:16,958
that there's benefits to be--

1749
01:32:17,041 --> 01:32:21,750
Right, well, the president
of the United States is fucking lying!

1750
01:32:23,125 --> 01:32:24,708
Look, I'm just like all of you.

1751
01:32:24,791 --> 01:32:29,833
I hope to God, I hope to God that
this president knows what she's doing.

1752
01:32:29,916 --> 01:32:33,750
I hope she's got us all taken care of,
but the truth is,

1753
01:32:33,833 --> 01:32:36,875
I think this whole administration

1754
01:32:36,958 --> 01:32:41,500
has completely lost their fucking mind!

1755
01:32:41,583 --> 01:32:45,125
And I think we're all gonna die!

1756
01:32:45,833 --> 01:32:47,625
[breathing heavily]

1757
01:32:49,291 --> 01:32:51,125
[softly] Look, I just wanna go home.

1758
01:32:51,791 --> 01:32:54,125
[sighs] I just wanna go home.

1759
01:32:54,208 --> 01:32:56,125
I just wanna go home more than anything.

1760
01:32:56,208 --> 01:32:58,583
[breathing heavily]

1761
01:33:00,875 --> 01:33:02,583
But if there is one thing,

1762
01:33:03,208 --> 01:33:05,291
one thing that I pray…

1763
01:33:05,375 --> 01:33:09,833
that I pray that all of you hear
from what I have just said,

1764
01:33:10,625 --> 01:33:13,583
is that all of us, all of us…

1765
01:33:15,958 --> 01:33:17,291
[car door opens]

1766
01:33:18,750 --> 01:33:19,750
[sighs]

1767
01:33:22,083 --> 01:33:23,625
Why'd you do that?

1768
01:33:24,750 --> 01:33:28,250
I really liked you
and I despise most people.

1769
01:33:29,791 --> 01:33:33,000
[Mindy] You know, I…
I really thought I loved you.

1770
01:33:35,791 --> 01:33:36,958
Really?

1771
01:33:37,875 --> 01:33:38,750
Wow.

1772
01:33:40,375 --> 01:33:41,833
[sighs] That's wild.

1773
01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:44,625
-Yeah.
-[car door opens]

1774
01:33:44,708 --> 01:33:47,416
[man] Ma'am, you need to go.
We gotta get this man off the grid.

1775
01:33:49,500 --> 01:33:50,708
[Mindy] You still there?

1776
01:33:53,750 --> 01:33:54,791
No.

1777
01:33:57,291 --> 01:34:01,041
[Kate] Well, maybe he just gets off
on the power, you know,

1778
01:34:01,125 --> 01:34:02,791
like any kind of power.

1779
01:34:02,875 --> 01:34:07,750
It's like he knew eventually that I was
gonna find out that the snacks were free.

1780
01:34:07,833 --> 01:34:09,291
-Right.
-You know what I mean?

1781
01:34:09,375 --> 01:34:11,833
-Yeah.
-So it was just like a power play.

1782
01:34:12,541 --> 01:34:13,625
Yeah, guys are weird.

1783
01:34:16,250 --> 01:34:20,000
I'm starting to think that all this
"end of the world" stuff is bullshit.

1784
01:34:21,625 --> 01:34:22,833
It's not.

1785
01:34:22,916 --> 01:34:26,833
It's definitely happening. I've seen it.

1786
01:34:27,416 --> 01:34:31,041
I feel like if God wanted to destroy
the Earth, He would destroy the Earth.

1787
01:34:33,333 --> 01:34:34,583
You believe in God?

1788
01:34:36,541 --> 01:34:39,166
Yeah, I mean,
my parents raised me Evangelical,

1789
01:34:39,250 --> 01:34:41,583
and I hate them,
but I found my own way to it.

1790
01:34:41,666 --> 01:34:42,916
My own relationship.

1791
01:34:44,333 --> 01:34:45,458
[Kate] Hmm.

1792
01:34:46,416 --> 01:34:48,708
I'd appreciate it
if you didn't advertise it, though.

1793
01:34:52,041 --> 01:34:55,166
I won't tell anybody. [chuckles]
I think it's kind of sweet.

1794
01:34:58,750 --> 01:35:01,333
-Wanna make out?
-Yeah, why not?

1795
01:35:02,458 --> 01:35:05,458
Can you not say "why not"?
It makes me feel like you don't want it.

1796
01:35:06,458 --> 01:35:07,458
It's shitty.

1797
01:35:09,541 --> 01:35:12,166
-Sure, whatever.
-That's better.

1798
01:35:13,916 --> 01:35:15,333
[pop song playing on radio]

1799
01:35:15,416 --> 01:35:16,416
[radio tuning]

1800
01:35:16,500 --> 01:35:17,458
[volume increases]

1801
01:35:17,541 --> 01:35:23,875
♪ I still feel 25
Most of the time ♪

1802
01:35:24,500 --> 01:35:29,250
♪ I still raise a little Cain
With the boys ♪

1803
01:35:31,666 --> 01:35:33,416
♪ Honky tonks and pretty… ♪

1804
01:35:42,708 --> 01:35:44,833
-Oh, my God, that's it.
-What? What?

1805
01:35:44,916 --> 01:35:47,166
-That's the comet.
-What? Where?

1806
01:35:47,708 --> 01:35:48,750
[gasps]

1807
01:35:48,833 --> 01:35:51,916
-[Yule] Where? Uh-huh.
-Well, that's the Big Dipper.

1808
01:35:52,000 --> 01:35:54,916
-That's Venus. That's the North Star.
-Uh-huh.

1809
01:35:55,500 --> 01:35:57,958
-Well, what is that?
-Oh, shit.

1810
01:35:58,041 --> 01:35:59,083
[Kate chuckles]

1811
01:35:59,166 --> 01:36:05,875
♪ Sometimes I feel like Jesse James
Still trying to make a name ♪

1812
01:36:06,458 --> 01:36:07,708
What the hell?

1813
01:36:07,791 --> 01:36:10,416
♪ Knowing nothing's gonna change
What I am ♪

1814
01:36:10,500 --> 01:36:11,500
What?

1815
01:36:13,750 --> 01:36:14,583
Come on.

1816
01:36:14,666 --> 01:36:16,791
[horns honking]

1817
01:36:22,208 --> 01:36:23,208
There it is.

1818
01:36:23,291 --> 01:36:24,458
[horns honking]

1819
01:36:25,958 --> 01:36:27,125
There you are.

1820
01:36:30,166 --> 01:36:31,166
There you are.

1821
01:36:32,083 --> 01:36:34,250
Is anyone else seeing this? That's it.

1822
01:36:35,041 --> 01:36:38,833
That's it. That's the comet.
Look! It's right there.

1823
01:36:38,916 --> 01:36:39,791
[man shouting]

1824
01:36:39,875 --> 01:36:42,875
[uneasy music playing]

1825
01:37:14,833 --> 01:37:16,250
-[gasps]
-[cell phone vibrating]

1826
01:37:16,333 --> 01:37:19,291
-That's, you know, kinda scary.
-Oh! Exactly.

1827
01:37:23,791 --> 01:37:25,625
-Dr. Mindy.
-[Mindy] Kate.

1828
01:37:25,708 --> 01:37:27,875
Doc, you can see it.

1829
01:37:27,958 --> 01:37:32,166
I… I'm looking at it right now too.
It's unbelievable. It's…

1830
01:37:32,666 --> 01:37:36,250
It's horrific and it's…
And it's beautiful at the same time.

1831
01:37:36,333 --> 01:37:38,041
-Oh, my God.
-[laughing]

1832
01:37:43,208 --> 01:37:45,125
We've been trying to tell you.

1833
01:37:45,750 --> 01:37:49,041
We tried to tell you this whole time.
It's right there. It's…

1834
01:37:49,875 --> 01:37:51,458
It's right there, Kate.

1835
01:37:51,541 --> 01:37:52,625
[horns honking]

1836
01:37:54,291 --> 01:37:55,375
[Kate] Where are you?

1837
01:37:55,458 --> 01:37:56,875
I'm in Lansing, Michigan

1838
01:37:56,958 --> 01:38:00,125
trying to fix things with June,
but she won't talk to me.

1839
01:38:00,208 --> 01:38:02,083
-Where are you?
-[Yule] What the fuck?

1840
01:38:03,041 --> 01:38:04,166
[Kate] I…

1841
01:38:04,250 --> 01:38:06,291
[Mindy] I'm gonna come find you, okay?

1842
01:38:07,375 --> 01:38:10,708
Well, I'm in Illinois.
I could be ready by tomorrow.

1843
01:38:12,083 --> 01:38:13,375
-Dearest Father…
-Yeah, I'm--

1844
01:38:13,458 --> 01:38:16,000
…as a sinner I come to You
for Your grace and guidance…

1845
01:38:16,083 --> 01:38:18,125
[Mindy] They're finally seeing it.

1846
01:38:18,708 --> 01:38:20,250
They're finally seeing it.

1847
01:38:20,333 --> 01:38:22,166
[uneasy music continues playing]

1848
01:38:26,083 --> 01:38:27,583
There it is!

1849
01:38:34,708 --> 01:38:35,916
[grunting]

1850
01:38:38,333 --> 01:38:39,583
[cooing]

1851
01:38:39,666 --> 01:38:41,541
[bell dinging]

1852
01:38:41,625 --> 01:38:45,208
Go outside into your yard,
onto a roof, onto your sidewalk,

1853
01:38:45,291 --> 01:38:46,708
and just look up into the sky.

1854
01:38:46,791 --> 01:38:50,125
The star's gonna appear fuzzy.
It's got a long streak coming off of it.

1855
01:38:50,208 --> 01:38:51,708
That's the comet's tail.

1856
01:38:51,791 --> 01:38:53,375
It's real and it's coming.

1857
01:38:53,458 --> 01:38:56,041
If anyone tells you any different,
they're full of shit.

1858
01:38:56,125 --> 01:38:57,625
Just look up into the sky.

1859
01:38:57,708 --> 01:38:59,166
It's a fucking fact.

1860
01:38:59,250 --> 01:39:00,708
-We have proof.
-Just look up.

1861
01:39:00,791 --> 01:39:04,416
Guys, please just look up, okay?
Screw the manatees and just look up.

1862
01:39:04,500 --> 01:39:05,458
[both] Just look up.

1863
01:39:05,541 --> 01:39:07,625
-[all] Just look up!
-Just look up! Just look up!

1864
01:39:07,708 --> 01:39:08,708
Just look up!

1865
01:39:08,791 --> 01:39:13,083
Dr. Mindy, the president's
plan to save Earth

1866
01:39:13,166 --> 01:39:18,125
and make it so we can all have a home
is going to work, right?

1867
01:39:18,208 --> 01:39:22,250
Every single man, woman and child
on this planet is going to die.

1868
01:39:22,333 --> 01:39:25,541
-I don't like him. He makes me sad.
-I'm sorry about that.

1869
01:39:25,625 --> 01:39:27,625
-This is not what we rehearsed.
-Kids, listen.

1870
01:39:27,708 --> 01:39:30,875
You tell your parents
that President Orlean and Isherwell

1871
01:39:30,958 --> 01:39:32,625
are sociopaths and fascists!

1872
01:39:32,708 --> 01:39:34,583
[cheers and applause]

1873
01:39:39,791 --> 01:39:42,708
And do you know why
they want you to look up?

1874
01:39:43,666 --> 01:39:45,416
Do you know why?

1875
01:39:45,500 --> 01:39:48,041
'Cause they want you to be afraid.

1876
01:39:48,125 --> 01:39:49,416
[audience cheering]

1877
01:39:49,500 --> 01:39:51,958
They want you to look up

1878
01:39:52,041 --> 01:39:54,708
because they are
looking down their noses at you.

1879
01:39:56,041 --> 01:39:57,916
They think they're better than you.

1880
01:39:58,000 --> 01:40:00,500
-[hip-hop tune plays]
-[chanting] Don't look up!

1881
01:40:00,583 --> 01:40:02,833
They wanna rob you of your freedom,
and that's a fact!

1882
01:40:02,916 --> 01:40:05,000
[chanting] Don't look up!

1883
01:40:05,083 --> 01:40:06,833
The US president, Orlean…

1884
01:40:06,916 --> 01:40:09,250
-[crowd clamoring]
-[man yelling] Just look up!

1885
01:40:09,333 --> 01:40:12,625
…has not included India
or any other nation in the world

1886
01:40:12,708 --> 01:40:14,041
to be a part of this mission.

1887
01:40:14,750 --> 01:40:17,375
This dude is a known pornographer
named Kip…

1888
01:40:17,458 --> 01:40:18,708
Don't listen to that dumbfuck.

1889
01:40:18,791 --> 01:40:24,791
The United Nations have been
considering its own deflective mission.

1890
01:40:24,875 --> 01:40:27,125
-[laughing]
-Just look up, for fuck's sake!

1891
01:40:27,208 --> 01:40:30,958
[woman] Now I know a lot of Hollywood
is supporting the Just Look Up movement,

1892
01:40:31,041 --> 01:40:32,875
but I haven't seen a pin like that.

1893
01:40:32,958 --> 01:40:37,708
Yeah, this pin points both up and down.

1894
01:40:38,291 --> 01:40:42,916
Because I think, as a country,
we need to stop arguing

1895
01:40:43,000 --> 01:40:45,500
and virtue signaling. Just get along.

1896
01:40:46,125 --> 01:40:48,500
-[woman] That is so refreshing.
-Hmm.

1897
01:40:48,583 --> 01:40:51,208
[woman] I think
we're all tired of the politics.

1898
01:40:51,291 --> 01:40:53,458
Yeah, yeah. Well…

1899
01:40:54,458 --> 01:40:56,083
That's why we made Total Devastation.

1900
01:40:56,166 --> 01:40:58,291
It's for everyone. You know?
It's a popcorn movie.

1901
01:40:58,375 --> 01:41:02,083
You keep your eye on the road ahead,
you put your head down.

1902
01:41:02,166 --> 01:41:04,583
And you put
one foot in front of the other,

1903
01:41:04,666 --> 01:41:05,708
step by step.

1904
01:41:05,791 --> 01:41:06,916
[people cheering]

1905
01:41:07,000 --> 01:41:08,083
[Orlean] Day by day.

1906
01:41:08,166 --> 01:41:11,375
-[people chanting] Don't look up!
-Don't!

1907
01:41:11,458 --> 01:41:13,458
[captivating music playing]

1908
01:41:17,458 --> 01:41:20,500
So we wanna say something loud and clear.

1909
01:41:20,583 --> 01:41:24,208
There is no safe way
to bring this comet back to Earth

1910
01:41:24,291 --> 01:41:27,000
and exploit it for profit.
It cannot be done!

1911
01:41:27,583 --> 01:41:31,458
Nations of the world,
defy Orlean and BASH!

1912
01:41:31,541 --> 01:41:36,083
Launch your own nuclear deflection mission
now and save this planet!

1913
01:41:36,166 --> 01:41:37,458
[breathing heavily]

1914
01:41:37,541 --> 01:41:43,375
And now, uh, there's Riley Bina
with her special guest.

1915
01:41:43,458 --> 01:41:45,708
-[people cheering]
-I forgot the name. Thank you.

1916
01:41:47,416 --> 01:41:50,666
["Just Look Up" playing]

1917
01:41:50,750 --> 01:41:53,750
[Riley vocalizing]

1918
01:42:02,125 --> 01:42:08,416
♪ We knew no bounds
Fell at the speed of sound ♪

1919
01:42:08,500 --> 01:42:14,416
♪ Riding against all odds but soon
Against ourselves ♪

1920
01:42:16,375 --> 01:42:20,333
♪ You haunted every memory ♪

1921
01:42:20,416 --> 01:42:24,125
♪ With no goodbyes out there for me ♪

1922
01:42:24,208 --> 01:42:30,208
♪ Your pride put out the fire
In our flame ♪

1923
01:42:31,250 --> 01:42:34,750
♪ Then just one look is all it takes ♪

1924
01:42:34,833 --> 01:42:40,458
♪ I feel your eyes
They're locked on every part of me ♪

1925
01:42:40,541 --> 01:42:45,291
♪ And then my dumb heart says ♪

1926
01:42:45,375 --> 01:42:49,458
♪ Just look up ♪

1927
01:42:49,541 --> 01:42:53,166
♪ There is no place to hide ♪

1928
01:42:53,250 --> 01:42:55,083
♪ True love doesn't die ♪

1929
01:42:55,166 --> 01:42:59,916
♪ It holds on tight
And never lets you go… ♪

1930
01:43:00,000 --> 01:43:03,666
Is that a rock-solid ten smokeshow
of a president or what?

1931
01:43:03,750 --> 01:43:04,666
[people cheering]

1932
01:43:04,750 --> 01:43:06,583
If she wasn't my mother…

1933
01:43:08,291 --> 01:43:10,041
There's three types of American people.

1934
01:43:11,000 --> 01:43:13,166
There are you, the working class.

1935
01:43:13,250 --> 01:43:17,083
Us, the cool rich, and then them.

1936
01:43:17,166 --> 01:43:19,500
[people booing]

1937
01:43:19,583 --> 01:43:21,625
I'm sorry, but we need them.

1938
01:43:22,166 --> 01:43:26,291
We need them because
you build us up to fight them.

1939
01:43:26,375 --> 01:43:28,541
The working class, the lower.

1940
01:43:28,625 --> 01:43:30,750
-You understand?
-No, I don't get it.

1941
01:43:30,833 --> 01:43:33,041
Do you understand? I'm talking about…

1942
01:43:33,125 --> 01:43:35,000
I'm talking about nutritionists.

1943
01:43:35,541 --> 01:43:37,666
I'm talking about personal trainers,

1944
01:43:38,500 --> 01:43:40,125
people at the spa,

1945
01:43:40,208 --> 01:43:43,125
but not the ones that check you in
and they're not the masseuses,

1946
01:43:43,208 --> 01:43:45,750
but they walk you down the corridor.

1947
01:43:45,833 --> 01:43:46,750
They're there…

1948
01:43:46,833 --> 01:43:49,333
♪ Know I let you down
A nigga can't deny it ♪

1949
01:43:50,541 --> 01:43:53,166
♪ And there's so much that we're losin'
Yes, that matters ♪

1950
01:43:53,250 --> 01:43:56,541
♪ I've been dealin' with madness
Wasn't the man you needed ♪

1951
01:43:57,250 --> 01:44:00,500
♪ You dealin' with sadness
Truthfully, it's all on me… ♪

1952
01:44:01,291 --> 01:44:04,083
-[Oglethorpe] Divest from BASH when?
-[people] Divest now!

1953
01:44:04,166 --> 01:44:05,833
Divest from BASH when?

1954
01:44:07,791 --> 01:44:08,875
♪ Time is oh so precious… ♪

1955
01:44:08,958 --> 01:44:10,541
We will not be quiet!

1956
01:44:11,583 --> 01:44:14,958
♪ Take my hand, baby
I'll never leave you, Riley ♪

1957
01:44:15,041 --> 01:44:19,375
♪ Though what he's really trying to say ♪

1958
01:44:19,458 --> 01:44:23,083
♪ Is get your head out of your ass ♪

1959
01:44:23,166 --> 01:44:29,916
♪ Listen to the goddamn
Qualified scientists ♪

1960
01:44:30,000 --> 01:44:33,416
♪ We really fucked it up
Fucked it up this time ♪

1961
01:44:33,500 --> 01:44:37,333
♪ It's so close
I can feel the heat big-time ♪

1962
01:44:37,416 --> 01:44:41,000
♪ And you can act
Like everything is all right ♪

1963
01:44:41,083 --> 01:44:44,791
♪ But this is probably
Happening in real time ♪

1964
01:44:44,875 --> 01:44:47,791
♪ Celebrate or cry or pray ♪

1965
01:44:47,875 --> 01:44:53,166
♪ Whatever it takes
To get you through the mess that we made ♪

1966
01:44:53,250 --> 01:44:58,208
♪ 'Cause tomorrow may never come ♪

1967
01:44:58,291 --> 01:45:02,625
♪ Just look up ♪

1968
01:45:02,708 --> 01:45:06,291
♪ Turn off the shitbox news ♪

1969
01:45:06,375 --> 01:45:09,333
♪ 'Cause you're about to die soon
Everybody ♪

1970
01:45:09,416 --> 01:45:13,208
[vocalizing]

1971
01:45:13,291 --> 01:45:15,000
♪ Look up… ♪

1972
01:45:15,083 --> 01:45:16,541
[cell phone ringing]

1973
01:45:18,500 --> 01:45:19,583
[Oglethorpe] Oh.

1974
01:45:20,541 --> 01:45:23,833
Hey, good afternoon, Adam.
What do I owe the pleasure of this call?

1975
01:45:30,041 --> 01:45:31,041
What time?

1976
01:45:33,833 --> 01:45:35,416
[explosion]

1977
01:45:38,791 --> 01:45:41,708
Well, uh… Well, thank you for calling.

1978
01:45:41,791 --> 01:45:42,708
Um…

1979
01:45:44,125 --> 01:45:45,125
Yeah.

1980
01:45:56,125 --> 01:45:58,583
[indistinct conversation]

1981
01:46:01,583 --> 01:46:02,541
What?

1982
01:46:05,958 --> 01:46:06,958
What?

1983
01:46:09,916 --> 01:46:14,708
Orlean and BASH
cut Russia, India, and China

1984
01:46:15,958 --> 01:46:17,375
out of the rights for the minerals.

1985
01:46:17,458 --> 01:46:20,916
So they tried their own
joint deflection mission,

1986
01:46:21,000 --> 01:46:25,708
but, uh… approximately 40 minutes ago,

1987
01:46:26,583 --> 01:46:33,000
there was a massive explosion detected
at the Russian's Baikonur launch complex.

1988
01:46:35,458 --> 01:46:37,666
So it looks like the mission failed.

1989
01:46:42,791 --> 01:46:44,000
That's it?

1990
01:46:45,916 --> 01:46:47,000
[hesitates]

1991
01:46:47,083 --> 01:46:48,666
What do you mean, "that's it?"

1992
01:46:52,083 --> 01:46:53,125
Teddy?

1993
01:46:56,458 --> 01:46:57,333
Right?

1994
01:47:03,166 --> 01:47:07,000
There is still the BASH mission.
It's all we have now.

1995
01:47:14,083 --> 01:47:15,083
[Mindy] Fuck!

1996
01:47:15,166 --> 01:47:17,333
["Just Like Paradise" playing on speakers]

1997
01:47:21,833 --> 01:47:23,250
[people cheering]

1998
01:47:27,291 --> 01:47:30,083
These Just Look Uppers

1999
01:47:30,166 --> 01:47:35,833
want millions of illegal Chileans
to come across the border.

2000
01:47:35,916 --> 01:47:36,791
[people chanting]

2001
01:47:36,875 --> 01:47:40,291
[all chanting] Don't look up.

2002
01:47:44,541 --> 01:47:46,291
The hell is that?

2003
01:47:47,583 --> 01:47:49,000
[people continue chanting]

2004
01:47:52,416 --> 01:47:54,583
Fucking lied to us.

2005
01:47:56,125 --> 01:47:59,041
-The president just texted me.
-[glass shattering]

2006
01:47:59,125 --> 01:48:02,583
-"Don't trip. It's all good. Don't trip."
-[people shouting and booing]

2007
01:48:05,000 --> 01:48:06,000
Hey, now.

2008
01:48:06,583 --> 01:48:09,250
You cut my face, you fucking rednecks!

2009
01:48:14,583 --> 01:48:16,875
[wind blowing]

2010
01:48:22,041 --> 01:48:24,375
[Yule] Man, there hasn't been
a car in, like, an hour.

2011
01:48:25,875 --> 01:48:28,541
[Mindy] Yep.
Everyone's watching the BASH launch.

2012
01:48:31,041 --> 01:48:32,333
What are we doing again?

2013
01:48:35,000 --> 01:48:39,416
I told you. We're, uh…
We're gonna go buy some groceries.

2014
01:48:43,041 --> 01:48:44,916
[song playing on radio]

2015
01:48:45,583 --> 01:48:46,833
[volume increases]

2016
01:48:48,041 --> 01:48:53,250
The Mills Brothers. Great band.
You know, Duke Ellington found this band.

2017
01:48:55,958 --> 01:49:00,000
I think they were originally called
the Four Kings of Harmony.

2018
01:49:01,541 --> 01:49:05,666
♪ We'll call on each memory
Till then… ♪

2019
01:49:05,750 --> 01:49:08,208
"Till Then," this is the song.
It's about, uh…

2020
01:49:09,208 --> 01:49:11,458
It's about soldiers
going off to World War II

2021
01:49:11,541 --> 01:49:13,375
and thinking about home.

2022
01:49:16,625 --> 01:49:17,708
Listen to this part.

2023
01:49:17,791 --> 01:49:20,958
♪ Although there are oceans… ♪

2024
01:49:21,041 --> 01:49:27,041
"Although there are oceans we must cross
and mountains that we must climb…"

2025
01:49:28,541 --> 01:49:31,541
♪ I know every gain… ♪

2026
01:49:31,625 --> 01:49:34,708
"I know that every gain must have a loss."

2027
01:49:34,791 --> 01:49:36,625
♪ So pray that our loss… ♪

2028
01:49:36,708 --> 01:49:40,708
"So pray that our loss
is nothing but time."

2029
01:49:40,791 --> 01:49:46,458
♪ Till then, let's dream
Of what there will be ♪

2030
01:49:46,541 --> 01:49:49,083
-[Yule] Okay, I gotta ask you something.
-What?

2031
01:49:51,666 --> 01:49:53,666
Dr. Mindy, can I be vulnerable
in your car?

2032
01:49:53,750 --> 01:49:55,125
[Mindy] Yeah, go ahead.

2033
01:49:57,083 --> 01:49:58,875
I've never met anyone like you

2034
01:49:58,958 --> 01:50:01,166
and I feel a connection to you
on a level that…

2035
01:50:04,333 --> 01:50:06,250
I don't know,
I haven't felt with anyone else,

2036
01:50:06,333 --> 01:50:08,375
and going out on a limb,

2037
01:50:08,458 --> 01:50:10,458
but would you want to spend
more time together?

2038
01:50:10,541 --> 01:50:14,958
-[song stops playing]
-Maybe even get engaged or something?

2039
01:50:15,041 --> 01:50:16,083
[chuckles]

2040
01:50:16,166 --> 01:50:18,000
-Wow.
-[Yule] Are you laughing?

2041
01:50:18,875 --> 01:50:20,125
-No?
-[Kate] I'm smiling.

2042
01:50:21,541 --> 01:50:23,541
-Well, sure.
-[Mindy] This is sweet.

2043
01:50:23,625 --> 01:50:26,875
-Why not?
-This is pretty sweet.

2044
01:50:29,625 --> 01:50:33,333
[rumbling]

2045
01:50:37,291 --> 01:50:41,791
[Orlean hesitates] And you read
the tea leaves for Dr. Mindy.

2046
01:50:41,875 --> 01:50:43,875
-You showed him the algorithm.
-[Peter] Oh, yeah.

2047
01:50:43,958 --> 01:50:46,041
[Orlean] You really shook him
with that information.

2048
01:50:46,125 --> 01:50:48,916
-How he was gonna die.
-[Peter] Yeah, it is shaking.

2049
01:50:49,625 --> 01:50:51,916
It got me so excited
to know about my own death.

2050
01:50:52,000 --> 01:50:53,791
[both laughing]

2051
01:50:54,583 --> 01:50:57,208
I don't think I wanna know.
Yes, I do. I wanna to know.

2052
01:50:57,291 --> 01:51:01,541
You're gonna be eaten by a Bronteroc.
We don't know what it means.

2053
01:51:01,625 --> 01:51:03,583
-A what?
-A Bronteroc.

2054
01:51:05,208 --> 01:51:07,708
-Oh.
-Okay, people, we have clear skies.

2055
01:51:07,791 --> 01:51:09,458
[pensive music playing]

2056
01:51:09,541 --> 01:51:12,750
And we are a go for the BEAD launch.

2057
01:51:12,833 --> 01:51:13,958
Madam President?

2058
01:51:14,041 --> 01:51:18,583
Citizens of planet Earth. Now…

2059
01:51:19,541 --> 01:51:23,250
Look at this, Kate. They have wild salmon.

2060
01:51:23,333 --> 01:51:26,416
Look at the difference between that
and the farm-raised stuff.

2061
01:51:26,500 --> 01:51:29,708
You see how that looks just…
I don't know. Looks fake, right?

2062
01:51:30,833 --> 01:51:33,375
Hey, why don't you go find some, uh…

2063
01:51:33,458 --> 01:51:35,958
What are the little potatoes called,
the tiny ones?

2064
01:51:36,041 --> 01:51:37,166
-Fingerling potatoes?
-Yeah.

2065
01:51:37,250 --> 01:51:39,750
-I fucking love fingerling potatoes.
-Let's get finger…

2066
01:51:39,833 --> 01:51:41,333
Do you wanna say something too?

2067
01:51:41,416 --> 01:51:42,708
That was beautiful. Yeah.

2068
01:51:43,666 --> 01:51:47,791
What up, world? Jason Orlean,
uh, Chief of Staff, United States.

2069
01:51:47,875 --> 01:51:48,833
Um…

2070
01:51:49,875 --> 01:51:53,458
I've been noticing a lot of prayers
recently for people during this time

2071
01:51:54,291 --> 01:51:55,750
and I commend that, um,

2072
01:51:55,833 --> 01:52:02,125
but I also wanna give a prayer for stuff.

2073
01:52:03,625 --> 01:52:08,916
There's dope stuff, like material stuff,
like sick apartments and watches,

2074
01:52:09,000 --> 01:52:11,750
and cars, um, and clothes and shit

2075
01:52:11,833 --> 01:52:16,416
that could all go away
and I don't wanna see that stuff go away.

2076
01:52:16,500 --> 01:52:18,833
So I'm gonna say a prayer
for that stuff. Amen.

2077
01:52:21,958 --> 01:52:25,041
[man on TV] Just a quiet trepidation
among this much smaller crowd.

2078
01:52:25,125 --> 01:52:27,000
I can hear the sounds
of some people praying.

2079
01:52:27,083 --> 01:52:29,166
[Peter] Okay, Anderson, let's go get it.

2080
01:52:29,250 --> 01:52:32,500
Yes, sir. Here we go, people.

2081
01:52:33,291 --> 01:52:34,125
Ten.

2082
01:52:34,208 --> 01:52:41,125
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,

2083
01:52:41,833 --> 01:52:43,875
five, four…

2084
01:52:46,791 --> 01:52:48,791
[uneasy music playing]

2085
01:52:55,500 --> 01:52:56,625
[doorbell rings]

2086
01:53:02,666 --> 01:53:03,500
Hey.

2087
01:53:04,958 --> 01:53:05,791
Hi.

2088
01:53:05,875 --> 01:53:07,708
[flames roaring]

2089
01:53:09,166 --> 01:53:11,541
[dramatic music playing]

2090
01:53:16,583 --> 01:53:19,541
We, uh, got some groceries.

2091
01:53:20,958 --> 01:53:23,541
[dramatic music playing]

2092
01:53:28,916 --> 01:53:30,291
Yo, what was that?

2093
01:53:30,375 --> 01:53:32,291
-We lost BEAD number 12.
-[alarm blaring]

2094
01:53:35,208 --> 01:53:36,833
[man] BEAD number 22 failed to launch.

2095
01:53:37,708 --> 01:53:40,541
It's fine. It's fine.

2096
01:53:40,625 --> 01:53:44,666
We had anticipated a margin for error.

2097
01:53:44,750 --> 01:53:46,250
Everything is fine.

2098
01:53:46,333 --> 01:53:50,833
I was hoping
we could, um, have a family dinner.

2099
01:53:50,916 --> 01:53:52,291
[Evan and Marshall] Hey, Dad.

2100
01:53:52,375 --> 01:53:54,458
-Hey, guys. Hey.
-Hey.

2101
01:54:00,833 --> 01:54:01,750
What do you say?

2102
01:54:04,166 --> 01:54:05,000
Yeah.

2103
01:54:05,916 --> 01:54:07,291
-[Mindy] Thank you.
-Yeah.

2104
01:54:07,791 --> 01:54:10,000
-This is, uh… This is Kate.
-Oh, hi.

2105
01:54:10,083 --> 01:54:11,916
-Hello. Hi, Kate.
-Let me grab those bags.

2106
01:54:12,000 --> 01:54:13,750
-Nice to meet you. I'm Yule.
-Yule.

2107
01:54:13,833 --> 01:54:16,000
I'm FirePuma142 on Twitch. You game?

2108
01:54:16,625 --> 01:54:18,125
It's really doubtful she knows.

2109
01:54:18,208 --> 01:54:19,833
-You're right.
-Who said I game?

2110
01:54:21,000 --> 01:54:23,333
I… I got these for you.

2111
01:54:25,208 --> 01:54:27,166
Thank you. That's really sweet, honey.

2112
01:54:33,375 --> 01:54:35,375
I'm so sorry. You have no idea.

2113
01:54:37,208 --> 01:54:39,916
-I really am.
-[sighs] I know. I know.

2114
01:54:40,750 --> 01:54:43,875
-I've missed you.
-I missed you so much.

2115
01:54:50,875 --> 01:54:53,625
When we dated in college,
I fucked Aaron Tran.

2116
01:54:55,875 --> 01:54:56,708
Oh?

2117
01:54:57,333 --> 01:54:58,708
Yeah, so, uh…

2118
01:55:02,458 --> 01:55:04,041
[Motown song playing on speakers]

2119
01:55:04,125 --> 01:55:05,625
[indistinct chatter]

2120
01:55:14,541 --> 01:55:16,833
-That is really good.
-Really good, right?

2121
01:55:27,708 --> 01:55:30,000
-Hey, everybody.
-Hey!

2122
01:55:30,083 --> 01:55:32,791
-Sorry I'm late, but not empty-handed.
-Hey, my friend.

2123
01:55:33,875 --> 01:55:37,375
Evan, Marshall, June,
this is Dr. Oglethorpe.

2124
01:55:37,458 --> 01:55:39,125
[indistinct chatter]

2125
01:55:39,208 --> 01:55:41,208
[dramatic music playing]

2126
01:55:52,000 --> 01:55:54,875
BEADs have approached
optimal escape velocity

2127
01:55:54,958 --> 01:55:59,625
and now approaching Comet Dibiasky
and are ready for attachment mode.

2128
01:56:12,750 --> 01:56:14,041
-[crash on video]
-[gasps]

2129
01:56:15,000 --> 01:56:17,625
-[alarm blaring]
-Uh… Okay. All right.

2130
01:56:17,708 --> 01:56:20,833
Eight and 27 are lost
due to lateral control malfunction.

2131
01:56:21,750 --> 01:56:24,666
Okay, so, now… Now, Peter…

2132
01:56:24,750 --> 01:56:28,958
Peter, we're six drones down.
Is this thing still gonna work?

2133
01:56:29,041 --> 01:56:34,875
Well, the engineer's assured me
that yes, 24 drones is enough.

2134
01:56:35,958 --> 01:56:38,958
Well, how many can we lose?

2135
01:56:41,583 --> 01:56:43,083
[hesitates] How many more?

2136
01:56:43,166 --> 01:56:44,791
[alarm blaring]

2137
01:56:46,625 --> 01:56:50,250
We're being told that several
of the BEADS have exploded on launch.

2138
01:56:51,291 --> 01:56:54,125
-Got the head seat right there.
-[Oglethorpe chuckles]

2139
01:56:54,208 --> 01:56:56,791
You're way too kind, Randall. Thank you.

2140
01:56:56,875 --> 01:56:57,875
[Mindy] Big Doctor.

2141
01:56:57,958 --> 01:56:59,166
Do you want more wine?

2142
01:57:00,291 --> 01:57:02,291
-Hey, cheers, everyone. Huh?
-[Oglethorpe] Cheers.

2143
01:57:02,375 --> 01:57:03,416
-Cheers.
-[Mindy] Love you.

2144
01:57:03,500 --> 01:57:05,250
-Love you.
-Thank you so much for having us.

2145
01:57:05,333 --> 01:57:06,583
Thank you for being here.

2146
01:57:06,666 --> 01:57:08,208
-It's so special.
-Thank you.

2147
01:57:08,291 --> 01:57:10,291
[dramatic music playing]

2148
01:57:20,958 --> 01:57:24,166
Commence simultaneous
explosive separation stage now.

2149
01:57:26,125 --> 01:57:27,458
-[gasps]
-[alarm blaring]

2150
01:57:27,541 --> 01:57:29,708
[Jason] Yo. Yo. Mom.

2151
01:57:29,791 --> 01:57:33,000
[dramatic music playing]

2152
01:57:39,708 --> 01:57:40,750
[Oglethorpe] Beautiful.

2153
01:57:41,333 --> 01:57:43,250
-[Mindy] Thank you, pal.
-Yeah.

2154
01:57:43,333 --> 01:57:48,083
Yeah, it really is.
And it's really good to have you home.

2155
01:57:49,750 --> 01:57:51,500
[Kate] Dr. Mindy got really famous.

2156
01:57:51,583 --> 01:57:54,125
Oh. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.

2157
01:57:54,208 --> 01:57:55,791
-That's right. Okay.
-[laughter]

2158
01:57:56,708 --> 01:58:00,625
Yep, I was on, uh, magazine covers
and everything. I know.

2159
01:58:01,291 --> 01:58:03,375
-[Kate] You looked great.
-I'll take your shots.

2160
01:58:03,458 --> 01:58:04,541
[laughter]

2161
01:58:06,916 --> 01:58:07,750
[kisses]

2162
01:58:07,833 --> 01:58:09,458
-[Mrs. Mindy] I love you.
-Love you too.

2163
01:58:10,875 --> 01:58:13,500
-[intense music playing]
-All right. We need a report.

2164
01:58:13,583 --> 01:58:16,166
Need a full status report
on the explosive devices.

2165
01:58:16,250 --> 01:58:19,416
Get on it.
Still waiting for a full status report.

2166
01:58:19,500 --> 01:58:21,333
-[cell phone ringing]
-[gasps]

2167
01:58:21,416 --> 01:58:22,458
[Anderson] All right.

2168
01:58:22,541 --> 01:58:27,625
[breathing heavily] President Qi of China
says that the comet is still whole.

2169
01:58:27,708 --> 01:58:29,791
We got four misfires and sync was off.

2170
01:58:30,625 --> 01:58:31,625
It's still intact.

2171
01:58:31,708 --> 01:58:32,875
[Peter] What was that?

2172
01:58:33,541 --> 01:58:35,958
We've got four misfires
and the sync was off.

2173
01:58:36,791 --> 01:58:40,958
Okay. We're all fine. Everyone's fine.

2174
01:58:41,708 --> 01:58:44,791
It's gonna be all right.
If you'll excuse me. [chuckles]

2175
01:58:44,875 --> 01:58:46,125
Nature calls.

2176
01:58:46,208 --> 01:58:49,208
I'm just gonna go to the restroom
for a moment.

2177
01:58:52,666 --> 01:58:55,541
Yes, uh, I think
that I should also step out

2178
01:58:55,625 --> 01:58:57,333
to the restroom for a moment.

2179
01:58:58,541 --> 01:59:01,041
-[alarm continues blaring]
-[indistinct chatter]

2180
01:59:03,583 --> 01:59:05,583
-[Jason] Should I…
-No, I'll be fine.

2181
01:59:06,625 --> 01:59:08,125
Sir, the president.

2182
01:59:08,875 --> 01:59:11,000
We need to know
what the mission status is.

2183
01:59:13,166 --> 01:59:14,750
She's coming right back.

2184
01:59:15,416 --> 01:59:18,041
Screw this. I'm going to see my husband.

2185
01:59:19,541 --> 01:59:21,250
[people clamoring]

2186
01:59:21,333 --> 01:59:24,625
I'm sorry. I've got a 20-year-old
daughter. I've got to go see her.

2187
01:59:25,291 --> 01:59:26,625
[man] I'm doin' an 8-ball.

2188
01:59:27,791 --> 01:59:28,833
[woman] Oh, shit!

2189
01:59:28,916 --> 01:59:30,625
She's coming. She's coming back.

2190
01:59:30,708 --> 01:59:32,208
[people clamoring in panic]

2191
01:59:37,041 --> 01:59:39,250
[Orlean] Hello, there's a ship.

2192
01:59:39,791 --> 01:59:43,916
In case we were wrong,
and clearly, we were wrong.

2193
01:59:44,000 --> 01:59:46,458
Of course you've got a ship.

2194
01:59:46,541 --> 01:59:48,125
[Orlean] It holds 2,000.

2195
01:59:48,208 --> 01:59:51,458
It's state-of-the-art cryo-chambers,
and it's set to find

2196
01:59:51,541 --> 01:59:54,666
the nearest Earth-like planet
in a Goldilocks Zone so…

2197
01:59:54,750 --> 01:59:55,625
Hmm.

2198
01:59:55,708 --> 01:59:57,125
There's room for you and one other.

2199
01:59:58,166 --> 02:00:00,250
Brie, your wife, your call.

2200
02:00:02,708 --> 02:00:09,500
I'm good, but thank you for the offer.
You, uh… You have fun with Jason.

2201
02:00:11,541 --> 02:00:12,500
Jason?

2202
02:00:15,250 --> 02:00:16,375
Oh, shit.

2203
02:00:17,000 --> 02:00:18,583
[alarm blaring]

2204
02:00:20,083 --> 02:00:21,083
She's coming back.

2205
02:00:22,125 --> 02:00:24,125
[uneasy music playing]

2206
02:00:30,125 --> 02:00:33,041
I'm thankful for that night
I fell asleep out in the backyard.

2207
02:00:33,791 --> 02:00:36,166
-Woke up face-to-face with a baby deer.
-I remember that.

2208
02:00:36,250 --> 02:00:38,708
-Yeah.
-Yep. It was the best day of my life.

2209
02:00:40,791 --> 02:00:41,708
[kisses]

2210
02:00:50,166 --> 02:00:51,375
I'm grateful…

2211
02:00:58,750 --> 02:01:00,666
[shakily] I'm grateful we tried.

2212
02:01:03,541 --> 02:01:06,000
Man, oh, man, did we try.

2213
02:01:08,458 --> 02:01:13,791
Well, we're not the most religious here
in the Mindy household,

2214
02:01:13,875 --> 02:01:17,500
but, um, maybe we should say "amen"?
Should we do that?

2215
02:01:17,583 --> 02:01:19,041
[Mrs. Mindy] Don't look at me.

2216
02:01:19,875 --> 02:01:23,833
[chuckling] I don't know how to…
What, you just say, "Amen"? I don't…

2217
02:01:24,541 --> 02:01:25,750
-I got this.
-Wrap it up?

2218
02:01:26,416 --> 02:01:27,250
I got it.

2219
02:01:38,750 --> 02:01:41,000
Dearest Father and Almighty Creator…

2220
02:01:42,666 --> 02:01:43,708
[sighs]

2221
02:01:44,875 --> 02:01:48,708
…we ask for Your grace tonight,
despite our pride.

2222
02:01:50,416 --> 02:01:54,291
Your forgiveness, despite our doubt.

2223
02:01:57,625 --> 02:01:59,125
Most of all, Lord…

2224
02:02:01,125 --> 02:02:05,791
we ask for Your love
to soothe us through these dark times.

2225
02:02:08,291 --> 02:02:10,500
May we face whatever is to come…

2226
02:02:10,583 --> 02:02:12,708
[music continues playing]

2227
02:02:12,791 --> 02:02:18,583
…in Your divine will with courage
and open hearts of acceptance.

2228
02:02:21,833 --> 02:02:24,291
-Amen.
-[Oglethorpe] Amen.

2229
02:02:25,541 --> 02:02:27,708
Wow. Youse got some church game.

2230
02:02:29,625 --> 02:02:30,750
That was beautiful.

2231
02:02:34,166 --> 02:02:36,125
The comet remains intact.

2232
02:02:36,208 --> 02:02:39,166
[people clamoring in panic]

2233
02:02:42,875 --> 02:02:44,541
We just never… [sighs]

2234
02:02:46,750 --> 02:02:50,208
Of course, there's only one story
everyone's talking about tonight.

2235
02:02:50,791 --> 02:02:52,791
Topless urgent care centers.

2236
02:02:53,458 --> 02:02:56,833
[people clamoring]

2237
02:02:58,833 --> 02:02:59,916
[gunfire]

2238
02:03:03,000 --> 02:03:04,458
[sighs] Sit.

2239
02:03:06,458 --> 02:03:10,791
Or… we can fuck…

2240
02:03:10,875 --> 02:03:12,750
[breathing heavily]

2241
02:03:12,833 --> 02:03:14,666
…or pray, or…

2242
02:03:18,791 --> 02:03:22,291
Honestly, I think
I'd just rather drink and…

2243
02:03:24,250 --> 02:03:25,916
talk shit about people.

2244
02:03:27,208 --> 02:03:29,708
[rapid gunfire]

2245
02:03:32,208 --> 02:03:33,833
You'll never take me alive!

2246
02:03:37,041 --> 02:03:37,958
Look out!

2247
02:03:38,541 --> 02:03:39,750
[dog barking]

2248
02:03:47,500 --> 02:03:49,041
[indistinct chatter on TV]

2249
02:03:53,208 --> 02:03:54,875
-[grunting]
-[woman screaming]

2250
02:04:02,083 --> 02:04:03,916
[people screaming]

2251
02:04:09,666 --> 02:04:10,791
[birds chirping]

2252
02:04:25,833 --> 02:04:27,416
[shouting]

2253
02:04:28,958 --> 02:04:30,000
[indistinct chatter]

2254
02:04:30,083 --> 02:04:32,916
I'm definitely gonna have
some more of this apple pie. It's so good.

2255
02:04:33,000 --> 02:04:35,791
It's actually store-bought,
but you really can't tell.

2256
02:04:37,666 --> 02:04:42,208
If I'm to be completely honest,
which at this moment, why not?

2257
02:04:43,208 --> 02:04:46,916
I actually like the junky taste
of store-bought better than homemade.

2258
02:04:47,666 --> 02:04:48,666
You gotta be kidding me.

2259
02:04:48,750 --> 02:04:52,166
No, I'm not kidding.

2260
02:04:53,458 --> 02:04:56,666
You know what? I know what he means.
It's like a childhood memory thing.

2261
02:04:59,708 --> 02:05:02,541
[piano music playing]

2262
02:05:02,625 --> 02:05:04,541
[people clamoring]

2263
02:05:06,625 --> 02:05:08,458
[explosions]

2264
02:05:16,208 --> 02:05:19,208
[music continues playing]

2265
02:05:30,125 --> 02:05:31,583
[electricity crackling]

2266
02:05:31,666 --> 02:05:33,583
Nothing is better than homemade, right?

2267
02:05:33,666 --> 02:05:37,208
This coffee doesn't taste
store-bought. Is it?

2268
02:05:37,291 --> 02:05:39,666
I grind my own beans. Yeah.

2269
02:05:39,750 --> 02:05:41,375
Yeah, Dad's kind of a coffee nut.

2270
02:05:41,458 --> 02:05:43,708
Every time you have coffee,
you have to grind your beans?

2271
02:05:44,708 --> 02:05:48,666
Randall is very particular
about his coffee.

2272
02:05:48,750 --> 02:05:50,375
[Kate] I can get that way about tea.

2273
02:05:50,458 --> 02:05:51,500
[utensils clattering]

2274
02:05:53,208 --> 02:05:55,541
Thing of it is, we really…

2275
02:05:57,625 --> 02:05:59,833
We really did have everything, didn't we?

2276
02:06:02,083 --> 02:06:04,500
I mean, when you think about it.

2277
02:06:04,583 --> 02:06:06,583
[floor rumbling]

2278
02:06:20,333 --> 02:06:23,333
[music continues playing]

2279
02:06:31,416 --> 02:06:33,208
[explosion]

2280
02:06:33,291 --> 02:06:34,875
[silence]

2281
02:06:37,208 --> 02:06:40,208
["Second Nature" playing]

2282
02:06:41,458 --> 02:06:43,666
♪ Is this our first? ♪

2283
02:06:45,291 --> 02:06:47,250
♪ Or second nature? ♪

2284
02:06:49,541 --> 02:06:52,583
♪ When's that Rapture? ♪

2285
02:06:52,666 --> 02:06:55,041
♪ Will there be merch? ♪

2286
02:06:57,000 --> 02:07:00,833
♪ Where is Mother?
She was a stunner ♪

2287
02:07:00,916 --> 02:07:02,541
♪ Can we page her? ♪

2288
02:07:04,750 --> 02:07:10,125
♪ What mine eyes have seen
Could really take the purse ♪

2289
02:07:12,291 --> 02:07:14,416
♪ Are we chumps now? ♪

2290
02:07:15,625 --> 02:07:17,750
♪ Or are we fakers? ♪

2291
02:07:20,458 --> 02:07:24,541
♪ Parade around or get in work? ♪

2292
02:07:26,291 --> 02:07:28,333
♪ Or just deserve? ♪

2293
02:07:29,958 --> 02:07:32,750
♪ We will see you next time ♪

2294
02:07:33,958 --> 02:07:36,458
♪ There'll be water in the rain ♪

2295
02:07:37,541 --> 02:07:40,666
♪ Territories pay fines ♪

2296
02:07:41,458 --> 02:07:43,625
♪ All long day ♪

2297
02:07:45,083 --> 02:07:47,083
♪ All may not be just fine ♪

2298
02:07:49,500 --> 02:07:52,750
♪ There is another fate, a way ♪

2299
02:07:52,833 --> 02:07:55,250
♪ To not be too late ♪

2300
02:07:55,875 --> 02:07:58,125
♪ All obfuscate ♪

2301
02:08:51,041 --> 02:08:52,875
["Second Nature" continues playing]

2302
02:09:36,750 --> 02:09:39,916
[Peter] Hey, oxygen is
actually higher than on Earth

2303
02:09:40,000 --> 02:09:41,166
by nine percent,

2304
02:09:41,250 --> 02:09:43,833
so you might feel a bit light-headed.

2305
02:09:44,666 --> 02:09:48,208
And cryo-chambers were 58% successful,

2306
02:09:48,291 --> 02:09:50,583
which is much better than anticipated.

2307
02:09:50,666 --> 02:09:53,791
Yeah, we only had 47 dead
in our section, so…

2308
02:09:54,583 --> 02:09:59,000
I think this is gonna work out quite well.
Quite well, indeed.

2309
02:09:59,083 --> 02:09:59,916
Goodness.

2310
02:10:00,000 --> 02:10:05,625
-[gasps] Look at that beautiful animal.
-[squawking]

2311
02:10:05,708 --> 02:10:09,708
I wonder, are those feathers
or are they scale--

2312
02:10:09,791 --> 02:10:11,833
-[screams]
-[people gasping]

2313
02:10:12,708 --> 02:10:14,958
-That's disgusting.
-What is that thing?

2314
02:10:15,666 --> 02:10:18,125
I believe that's called a Bronteroc.

2315
02:10:18,208 --> 02:10:19,500
[flesh tearing]

2316
02:10:19,583 --> 02:10:20,833
[Bronteroc squawking]

2317
02:10:20,916 --> 02:10:24,125
Uh… Whatever you do, don't pet them.

2318
02:10:24,875 --> 02:10:27,125
♪ We will see you next time ♪

2319
02:10:29,000 --> 02:10:31,625
♪ There'll be water in the rain ♪

2320
02:10:32,458 --> 02:10:35,166
♪ Territories pay fines ♪

2321
02:10:35,958 --> 02:10:38,875
♪ All long day ♪

2322
02:10:39,958 --> 02:10:41,875
♪ All may not be just fine ♪

2323
02:10:44,416 --> 02:10:47,875
♪ There is another fate, a way ♪

2324
02:10:47,958 --> 02:10:50,208
♪ To not be too late ♪

2325
02:10:51,291 --> 02:10:54,041
♪ We will see you next time ♪

2326
02:10:55,375 --> 02:10:58,041
♪ There'll be water in the rain ♪

2327
02:10:58,791 --> 02:11:01,166
♪ Territories pay fines ♪

2328
02:11:02,666 --> 02:11:04,666
♪ All long day ♪

2329
02:11:05,500 --> 02:11:08,583
-♪ Say it with me ♪
-♪ All may not be just fine ♪

2330
02:11:08,666 --> 02:11:10,916
♪ All long day ♪

2331
02:11:11,000 --> 02:11:14,166
♪ There is another fate, a way ♪

2332
02:11:14,250 --> 02:11:16,541
♪ To not be too late ♪

2333
02:11:17,208 --> 02:11:19,708
♪ All obfuscate ♪

2334
02:11:50,000 --> 02:11:52,333
[somber instrumental music plays]

2335
02:14:32,958 --> 02:14:35,500
[upbeat jazz music playing]

2336
02:17:18,083 --> 02:17:19,416
[fire crackling]

2337
02:17:28,166 --> 02:17:29,166
[Jason] Fuck.

2338
02:17:43,500 --> 02:17:44,458
Mom?

2339
02:17:47,458 --> 02:17:48,541
Mom!

2340
02:17:54,125 --> 02:17:55,333
What's up, y'all?

2341
02:17:56,000 --> 02:17:57,458
I'm the last man on Earth.

2342
02:17:58,750 --> 02:18:00,125
Shit's all fucked up.

2343
02:18:00,875 --> 02:18:02,666
Don't forget to like and subscribe.

2344
02:18:03,458 --> 02:18:04,375
We out here.

2345
02:18:07,250 --> 02:18:08,208
Mom!

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