🎬 Scary Movie 2 - Korkunç Bir Film 2

Amerikan absürt sinemasını yansıtan bir film. Serinin ikincisi. Sesini ve altyazısını orijinal olarak İngilizce yürütmenizi öneririm. Türkçeye çevrilmiş çok kötü.

Filme referans olan kesit ise, The Exorcist (1) filmi için yapılan parodi idi. İşte o kesit:



Dosya erişim tarihi: 4.5.2022 Çarşamba, 15:07. Disk boyutu: 1,7 GB.

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TR Altyazı:
1 00:00:42,699 --> 00:00:44,909 Peki bunu biliyor musunuz? 2 00:00:47,330 --> 00:00:49,498 Evet. Bu parça çok güzel. 3 00:01:19,445 --> 00:01:20,448 İğrençsiniz. 4 00:01:35,338 --> 00:01:37,879 Onun çıkmasına kim izin verdi? 5 00:01:46,013 --> 00:01:46,972 Bayağı iyi. 6 00:01:52,144 --> 00:01:53,772 Uzun süredir hasta. 7 00:01:56,442 --> 00:01:58,892 Seni kötü kız! 8 00:02:05,407 --> 00:02:08,079 Tamam. 17 Dolar 50 Sent. 9 00:02:08,410 --> 00:02:10,623 Hey dostum! Hey parayı ödeyin. 10 00:02:15,543 --> 00:02:18,005 - Ben Peder McFeely. - Gelmenize çok sevindim. 11 00:02:18,052 --> 00:02:20,421 Mümkün olduğunca erken gelmeye çalıştım ama... 12 00:02:20,421 --> 00:02:24,427 ...benim yaşımdaki bir adam bazı şeyleri yapabilmek için takviyeye ihtiyaç duyuyor. 13 00:02:24,427 --> 00:02:28,596 Yola çıkmadan önce. Yani bilirsiniz. Onu savaşa sokmadan önce. 14 00:02:28,596 --> 00:02:32,017 - Önemli değil. Anlıyorum. - Biliyor musun eskiden... 15 00:02:32,017 --> 00:02:34,144 ...hatırlıyor musun sen... 16 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:36,480 Kız nasıl? 17 00:02:38,232 --> 00:02:41,941 - Gittikçe kötüye gidiyor Peder. - Gerçekten mi? 18 00:02:41,941 --> 00:02:44,155 Yemek yemiyor. Konuşmuyor. 19 00:02:46,155 --> 00:02:48,909 Ona dokunmama bile izin vermiyor. 20 00:02:48,993 --> 00:02:53,161 Evet bazen bir şeker bunun için yeterli olabilir. 21 00:02:53,161 --> 00:02:56,605 Peder, size yardım etmek için kilise tarafından görevlendirildim. 22 00:02:56,608 --> 00:02:59,754 - Ben Peder Harris. - Merhaba, sizi görmek güzel. 23 00:02:59,754 --> 00:03:02,090 Kızı görmek istiyor musunuz? 24 00:03:03,048 --> 00:03:04,007 Daha sonra. 25 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:07,219 Önce evi kutsamalıyım. 26 00:03:25,322 --> 00:03:27,989 ''Ölümün üzüntüsü bana yol gösterdi... 27 00:03:27,989 --> 00:03:30,534 ...ve cehennemin acıları benim üzerimde asılı kaldılar. 28 00:03:30,534 --> 00:03:31,493 Onu buldum. 29 00:03:33,786 --> 00:03:38,042 Ve Tanrı'nın adını kullanarak onu buraya çağırdım. 30 00:03:50,638 --> 00:03:52,255 Ölümün ruhunu çağırdım.'' 31 00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:55,433 Oh, Tanrım! Lütfen, Tanrım! 32 00:03:55,977 --> 00:03:59,230 Bu şeytanı serbest bırakmama yardım et. 33 00:04:03,816 --> 00:04:08,113 Teşekkür ederim, Tanrım. Affeden en büyük Tanrımız. 34 00:04:08,697 --> 00:04:09,322 Tanrım. 35 00:04:13,494 --> 00:04:15,161 Vay be çok güzeldi. 36 00:04:18,457 --> 00:04:20,376 Teşekkür ederim Tanrım. 37 00:04:39,938 --> 00:04:41,004 Kahretsin. 38 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:43,205 Peder. 39 00:04:43,607 --> 00:04:47,237 - Kahretsin! Gördün mü? Şuna bak! - Lütfen, Peder, çocuğu düşünün. 40 00:04:47,436 --> 00:04:49,196 Evet doğru. 41 00:04:56,912 --> 00:04:58,371 Burası çok soğuk. 42 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:20,520 Dua edelim. ''İnsan ırkının savunucusu... 43 00:05:20,770 --> 00:05:23,605 ...aşağıya bak ve bu hizmetkârına acı.'' 44 00:05:23,605 --> 00:05:26,859 Onu kıçına sok seni işe yaramaz herif! 45 00:05:27,734 --> 00:05:28,568 Sessizlik! 46 00:05:31,448 --> 00:05:34,742 - Ulu Tanrım. - Annen burada bizimle Harris. 47 00:05:34,742 --> 00:05:38,330 Bir mesajın var mı? Yerine ulaşmasını sağlayabilirim. 48 00:05:38,330 --> 00:05:41,542 Evet. Anne, lütfen oradan çıkar mısın? 49 00:05:42,251 --> 00:05:45,169 - Hiç komik değilsin. - Çalışıyoruz burada. 50 00:05:45,169 --> 00:05:47,340 Sonra görüşürüz Bayan Harris. 51 00:05:47,340 --> 00:05:50,924 ''Ulu Tanrım. Ulu Tanrım. Yüce efendimiz... 52 00:05:50,924 --> 00:05:54,092 ...sonsuza kadar efendimiz olan İsa'nın babası olan efendimiz... 53 00:05:54,092 --> 00:05:56,972 ...ve Bakire Meryem’in bebeğinin babası olan efendimiz. 54 00:05:56,972 --> 00:05:59,391 Ulu Tanrım, Yüce efendimiz... 55 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:05,523 ...bizim ebedi Tanrımız. Zalimleri ve hata yapanları cehenneme gönderen Tanrı. 56 00:06:05,523 --> 00:06:10,403 Oğlunu dünyamıza kükreyen aslanı durdurması için gönderdin. 57 00:06:10,605 --> 00:06:14,032 Ve o aşağılık Jerri'yi, Survivor gemisinden attığın için sana ayrıca teşekkür ederim.'' 58 00:06:14,032 --> 00:06:16,992 Becer beni! Becer beni! 59 00:06:17,787 --> 00:06:20,912 Peder! Peder! 60 00:06:21,289 --> 00:06:24,333 Bu da yaptığımız duanın bir parçası. 61 00:06:24,458 --> 00:06:27,587 ''Baba, oğul ve kutsal ruh adına...'' 62 00:06:52,989 --> 00:06:57,407 - İşte alın Peder. Temizlendi. - Oh, teşekkür ederim. 63 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:05,208 Başaramadın, McFeely. Senin silahların bana bir etki yapmıyor. 64 00:07:05,208 --> 00:07:06,167 Dua edelim. 65 00:07:06,583 --> 00:07:09,669 ''Cehennemde olan sevgili babacım...'' 66 00:07:11,254 --> 00:07:14,258 - Kes şunu! - ''Adının kutsallığı.'' 67 00:07:14,883 --> 00:07:17,263 - Kes şunu! - ''Krallığın bir gün geri dönecek.'' 68 00:07:17,263 --> 00:07:20,306 Senin annen cehennemde emiyor olacak. 69 00:07:20,597 --> 00:07:21,431 Kahretsin. 70 00:07:24,852 --> 00:07:26,270 Bunu ye bakalım! 71 00:07:34,879 --> 00:07:38,105 <i>Bir Yıl Sonra...</i> 72 00:07:56,051 --> 00:07:58,342 Sence sınavlarda başarılı olacak mısın Shorty? 73 00:07:58,342 --> 00:08:01,306 - Umarım, Cindy. - İyi not alırsan iyi olur değil mi? 74 00:08:01,306 --> 00:08:05,141 Hayır. Kalacak bir yere ihtiyacım var. Annem beni evden attı. 75 00:08:05,141 --> 00:08:08,645 Ama biliyor musun? Kolejde çok önemli bir şey öğrendim. 76 00:08:08,645 --> 00:08:11,191 - Kitapların ne işe yaradığını. - Gerçekten mi? 77 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:13,318 Evet, buraya bir baksana. 78 00:08:13,902 --> 00:08:15,655 Bedava sigara kâğıdı. 79 00:08:16,321 --> 00:08:17,780 Vay be, işe bak. 80 00:08:18,489 --> 00:08:20,617 Senin okul nasıl gidiyor? 81 00:08:20,782 --> 00:08:23,787 Bilmiyorum. İyi sanırım. 82 00:08:24,537 --> 00:08:26,915 Ama bazen kendimi salak gibi hissettiğim de oluyor. 83 00:08:26,915 --> 00:08:29,501 Okulda herkes çok harika ama bir tek ben değilim. 84 00:08:29,501 --> 00:08:32,837 Yapma Cindy. O kadar da kötü değilsin. 85 00:08:33,088 --> 00:08:36,965 Tek ihtiyacın olan biraz görüntü ayarı. Belki yeni bir kaban. 86 00:08:36,974 --> 00:08:39,504 - Kaban mı? - Bilirsin mont kelimesinin eş anlamlısı. 87 00:08:40,763 --> 00:08:44,224 Haydi. Seni şimdi biraz değiştirmenin vakti geldi. Haydi. 88 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:46,431 Öncelikle öyle oturmamalısın. 89 00:08:46,431 --> 00:08:49,100 Oturuşunu değiştir bakalım. Böyle otur. Havalı olur. 90 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:52,436 İşte böyle. Kendini büyük hisset. İşte böyle. 91 00:08:52,436 --> 00:08:54,605 Evet. Şimdi böyle yap. 92 00:08:56,148 --> 00:08:57,484 Bu güzel. 93 00:08:57,984 --> 00:09:02,031 Şimdi ayağa kalk ve sana hareketleri göstereyim. Sağ, sol. Sağ, sol. 94 00:09:04,201 --> 00:09:06,605 Sağ, sol. Sağ tekme. 95 00:09:06,701 --> 00:09:08,994 Uh, Evet! Uh, koçum! 96 00:09:08,997 --> 00:09:14,004 Araya argo da sıkıştıralım. Söyle bakalım. O ceket fazlasıyla dar koçum. Anladın mı? 97 00:09:14,013 --> 00:09:17,205 - Ceket fazlasıyla dar koçum. - Anladın mı? 98 00:09:17,230 --> 00:09:18,403 Anladım mı? 99 00:09:19,441 --> 00:09:22,605 Evet. Evet, fena değil. Hepsini birleştir şimdi. 100 00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:25,805 Tamam. Sağ, sol. Sağ, tekme. 101 00:09:25,845 --> 00:09:28,014 Koçum, o ceket fazlasıyla dar. 102 00:09:28,014 --> 00:09:31,350 Şimdi. Çabuk ver onu bana. Anladın mı? 103 00:09:33,146 --> 00:09:34,687 İşte böyle adamım. 104 00:09:36,023 --> 00:09:38,595 Oh, haydi. Daha hazırlanmadınız mı? 105 00:09:38,618 --> 00:09:42,488 Rahat ol adamım. Sana gecikmeyeceğimizi söyledim değil mi? 106 00:09:42,488 --> 00:09:47,494 Hey baksanıza. Nasıl olmuş? İçeride mi dursun, dışarıda mı? 107 00:09:47,533 --> 00:09:51,247 - Dışarda oğlum. Yapma şunu. - Ben de öyle düşünmüştüm. 108 00:09:51,247 --> 00:09:53,331 Eğer bütün akşam parti olmasaydı siz şimdi hazırdınız değil mi? 109 00:09:53,331 --> 00:09:57,605 Oh, adamım, çok güzeldi. Çok kötü olmuştuk. 110 00:09:57,811 --> 00:10:01,547 Ben de çok eğlenmiştim. Çıplak olarak küvetin içinde uyanmıştım. 111 00:10:01,547 --> 00:10:03,552 - Yeter! - Evet, oğlum. 112 00:10:04,133 --> 00:10:07,388 Oh, kahretsin, Ray Bir dövmen mi var? 113 00:10:07,388 --> 00:10:09,639 Oh, kahretsin. Ne yazıyor? 114 00:10:09,681 --> 00:10:11,432 - Ray! - Oh, adamım. 115 00:10:11,893 --> 00:10:14,518 - Oh, kahretsin senin de dövmen var. - Oh, gerçekten mi? 116 00:10:14,518 --> 00:10:16,730 - Evet. - Ne yazıyor peki? 117 00:10:16,730 --> 00:10:17,855 ''Düz beni.'' 118 00:10:18,358 --> 00:10:20,605 Oh, vay be. Ray. 119 00:10:20,676 --> 00:10:21,605 Düz beni. 120 00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:23,805 - Ray. - Düz beni. 121 00:10:23,897 --> 00:10:25,605 Ray düz beni. 122 00:10:25,605 --> 00:10:26,605 Evet! 123 00:10:28,451 --> 00:10:29,494 Ne diyorsun? 124 00:10:31,787 --> 00:10:32,830 Şaka zamanı! 125 00:10:33,412 --> 00:10:36,959 Ne yapıyorsun oğlum senin yüzünden hasta olacağım. 126 00:10:36,959 --> 00:10:39,835 - Hey, kızım ne güzel bir ceketin varmış. - Teşekkür ederim. 127 00:10:39,835 --> 00:10:43,840 Ama dikkatli olmalısın. Bir kız sabah ceketi çalındığı için şikayette bulunmuş. 128 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:45,468 Bazıları çok köylü. 129 00:10:46,552 --> 00:10:49,513 - Haftaya ne dersimiz var? - Psikoloji. 130 00:10:49,513 --> 00:10:53,557 - Oh, benim de. 101 de mi? - Saat 10:00'da 302'de mi? 131 00:10:53,557 --> 00:10:57,105 - Çok iyi ya. - Bu çok güzel oldu. 132 00:10:57,146 --> 00:10:59,315 Yine doğa üstü güçlerim iş başında. 133 00:10:59,315 --> 00:11:00,984 Yarın bana bilet almayı unutturma. 134 00:11:00,984 --> 00:11:04,485 Ooh, onu şimdi yapmayın. Kötü şans getirir. 135 00:11:04,485 --> 00:11:06,196 Bana falcım söyledi. 136 00:11:06,239 --> 00:11:08,324 Böyle şeylere inanmıyorsun değil mi? 137 00:11:08,324 --> 00:11:11,076 Hayır tam tersine çok inanıyorum. 138 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:15,105 Nasıl sürüyorum? 1-800-Kıçımı Öpün'ü arayın. 139 00:11:16,624 --> 00:11:19,002 - Bütün öğrenciler burada mı? - Evet efendim. 140 00:11:19,002 --> 00:11:22,504 Ölümle burun buruna gelmiş olanların dosyalarını üstlere koydum. 141 00:11:22,504 --> 00:11:24,757 Aralarında yeni olanlar var mı? 142 00:11:24,757 --> 00:11:27,508 Bu şekilde paranormal bir araştırma yapmak için gerekli... 143 00:11:27,508 --> 00:11:30,263 ...olan ve bizim işimize yaracak kişilerin... 144 00:11:30,263 --> 00:11:33,403 ...bir ölüme çok yaklaşma deneyimi geçirmeleri iyi bir şey. 145 00:11:33,465 --> 00:11:37,403 Bu yüzden onlara öncelik tanıdım. 146 00:11:37,643 --> 00:11:43,651 Oh, iyi düşünmüşsün Dwight. Sarsıntı geçirmiş çocuklar yararlı olacaktır. 147 00:11:45,153 --> 00:11:48,821 - Ooh, onu seviyorum. - Oh, evet efendim. Onun adı Cindy Campbell. 148 00:11:48,821 --> 00:11:51,282 Çok klasik bir kişilik bozukluğunun kendisine yansıtan bir kız. 149 00:11:51,282 --> 00:11:54,076 Biraz içine kapanık ama gelecek vaat ediyor. 150 00:11:54,076 --> 00:11:57,124 - Bu kim? - O, Ray Wilkins efendim. 151 00:11:57,538 --> 00:12:02,129 Pek çözemedim. Azimli bir çocuk. Benimle tanıştığına çok sevinmişti. 152 00:12:02,129 --> 00:12:03,254 Bu da nedir? 153 00:12:05,129 --> 00:12:08,758 Görüşmeden sonra bana gönderdiği bir resim. 154 00:12:08,927 --> 00:12:11,345 - Bu çocukları nereden buldun? - Efendim. 155 00:12:11,345 --> 00:12:15,681 Hepsi Stevenson County katliamından hayatta kalan çocuklar. 156 00:12:15,681 --> 00:12:18,508 Oh, mükemmel! 157 00:12:19,061 --> 00:12:23,105 Cehennem evindeki ruhları uyandırmak için... 158 00:12:23,190 --> 00:12:26,105 ...bu çocuklar bize yetecektir. 159 00:12:26,569 --> 00:12:29,864 Efendim, onları oraya nasıl getireceğiz? 160 00:12:29,864 --> 00:12:33,157 Onlara bu işin, dersin bir parçası olduğunu söyleyeceğiz. 161 00:12:33,157 --> 00:12:36,004 Onlara... İzninle. 162 00:12:36,329 --> 00:12:40,124 Uykusuzlukla ilgili bir deneyin parçaları olacaklarını söyleyeceğiz. 163 00:12:40,124 --> 00:12:41,959 Tarihi baştan yazacağız Dwight. 164 00:12:41,959 --> 00:12:44,605 Yaşamdan sonra da... 165 00:12:44,609 --> 00:12:48,605 ...hayat olduğunu kanıtlayan bir belge. 166 00:12:49,139 --> 00:12:50,605 Hepiniz hoş geldiniz. 167 00:12:50,628 --> 00:12:52,605 Ben Profesör Oldman. 168 00:12:52,970 --> 00:12:56,850 Her biriniz bu sınıfa gelmek için özel olarak seçildiniz ve... 169 00:12:56,850 --> 00:13:02,105 ...bu deney tamamlandığında otomatikman ''A'' alacaksınız. 170 00:13:02,561 --> 00:13:06,805 Bu senenin konusu uykusuzluk hastalığı. 171 00:13:07,605 --> 00:13:11,205 Kontrol altımızda olacak bir ortamda hafta sonunu hep birlikte geçirip... 172 00:13:11,403 --> 00:13:14,403 ...uykusuzluk hastalığı üzerine kontroller ve... 173 00:13:14,605 --> 00:13:16,605 ...çalışmalar yapacağız. 174 00:13:17,412 --> 00:13:20,999 - Şimdi size yolun tarifini dağıtıyorum. - Bunu ben yapabilirim. 175 00:13:20,999 --> 00:13:22,542 - Hayır, Dwight. - Yapabilirim dedim. 176 00:13:22,542 --> 00:13:25,749 Ben kendim yapacağım. 177 00:13:26,170 --> 00:13:30,047 Bu akşam saat 6'da hepiniz orada olmalısınız. 178 00:13:30,047 --> 00:13:34,305 Pazartesi gününe kadar orada kalacağız. Bu akşam görüşmek üzere. 179 00:13:35,305 --> 00:13:38,055 Hey. Kitabını unuttun. 180 00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:39,807 Oh, Teşekkür ederim. 181 00:13:40,768 --> 00:13:42,903 - Ben Cindy. - Buddy. 182 00:13:43,021 --> 00:13:44,148 Memnun oldum. 183 00:13:44,355 --> 00:13:46,941 Bütün hafta sonunu beraber geçireceğiz. 184 00:13:46,941 --> 00:13:52,071 Belki şimdi beraber gidip şey falan yapabiliriz. Ders mesela. 185 00:13:52,113 --> 00:13:53,205 Ders mi? 186 00:13:55,032 --> 00:13:56,994 Bu biraz kötü oldu sanırım. 187 00:13:56,994 --> 00:14:00,705 Üzgünüm Buddy. Sen gerçekten iyi birine benziyorsun ama... 188 00:14:00,805 --> 00:14:04,004 ...ben zor bir ilişkiden yeni çıktım ve... 189 00:14:04,105 --> 00:14:07,105 ...böyle bir ilişkiye hazır değilim. 190 00:14:08,754 --> 00:14:11,090 Ama belki arkadaş olabiliriz. 191 00:14:11,090 --> 00:14:14,205 Elbette, tamam. Arkadaşız. 192 00:14:14,345 --> 00:14:16,512 Tamam, sonra görüşürüz dostum. 193 00:14:16,512 --> 00:14:17,638 Tamam dostum. 194 00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:23,504 Wedgie! Sonra görüşürüz! 195 00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:48,085 Hey! 196 00:14:49,254 --> 00:14:52,882 Sesini kes de şarkıyı söyleyeyim tamam mı? 197 00:15:35,258 --> 00:15:36,427 Kimse yok mu? 198 00:15:43,889 --> 00:15:45,057 Kimse yok mu? 199 00:15:55,278 --> 00:15:56,446 Kimse yok mu? 200 00:15:58,739 --> 00:16:01,504 Merhaba ufaklık. Şuna bakın. 201 00:16:01,532 --> 00:16:04,329 Ufaklık mı? Ben küçük değilim ki bebeğim. 202 00:16:04,329 --> 00:16:07,624 Sen hiç bir papağının şeyinin bu kadar büyük olduğunu gördün mü? 203 00:16:07,624 --> 00:16:10,167 - Bir bebek için çok büyük değil mi bebek? - Evet. 204 00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:15,254 Tamam, haydi git başımdan şimdi ve gerçekten aşk yapmak istediğin zaman gel. 205 00:16:15,254 --> 00:16:19,090 - Tamam. - Aptal şey. 206 00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:27,018 Kimse yok mu? 207 00:16:39,864 --> 00:16:43,201 Özür dilerim çocuğum. Seni korkuttum mu? 208 00:16:44,533 --> 00:16:46,662 Özür dilerim, korktun mu? 209 00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:49,499 Tamam, sana bir şarkı söyleyeyim. 210 00:16:59,465 --> 00:17:00,802 Daha iyisin ya? 211 00:17:00,927 --> 00:17:03,638 Ben Profesör Oldman'ın grubundanım. 212 00:17:03,638 --> 00:17:06,903 Ben Hanson. Evin uşağı. 213 00:17:06,975 --> 00:17:08,018 - Merhaba. - Merhaba. 214 00:17:08,018 --> 00:17:10,061 Senin adın nedir tatlı çocuk? 215 00:17:10,061 --> 00:17:11,896 - Ben Cindy. - Cindy. 216 00:17:12,855 --> 00:17:16,403 Oh, ne kadar çok benziyorsunuz. 217 00:17:16,526 --> 00:17:20,949 Şu ince dudaklara ve çenenin benzerliğine bir bakın. 218 00:17:21,199 --> 00:17:23,605 Gözler... Gözler de çok benziyor. 219 00:17:23,605 --> 00:17:24,605 Saçların. 220 00:17:25,701 --> 00:17:29,331 Özür dilerim. Burunlarınız da çok benziyor. 221 00:17:35,085 --> 00:17:37,087 Size odanızı göstereyim. 222 00:17:37,462 --> 00:17:39,805 Ağırmış. Çok ağırmış! 223 00:17:39,816 --> 00:17:42,470 Güçlü elimi kullansam iyi olacak. 224 00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:44,383 Çok sakarım. 225 00:17:44,386 --> 00:17:47,723 - Donların çok güzelmiş. - Hayır. Ben taşıyabilirim. 226 00:17:47,723 --> 00:17:50,979 Şunlara bir bakın. Burada neler varmış? 227 00:17:53,145 --> 00:17:55,191 Diş fırçanı unutmamışsın. 228 00:17:55,691 --> 00:17:58,862 Buna sonra ihtiyacın olacak. Tamam işte oldu. Beni takip et. 229 00:17:58,862 --> 00:18:01,822 - Oh, Tanrım. - Popoma dikkat et. Geliyorum. 230 00:18:01,822 --> 00:18:04,533 Haydi. Bu taraftan. İşte geldik. 231 00:18:07,162 --> 00:18:11,105 Burada yalnız mı yaşıyorsunuz? 232 00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:15,375 Kiralamaya çalıştık ama insanlar burada fazla kalamıyorlar. 233 00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:17,422 İşte bu Anne Kane ve... 234 00:18:18,672 --> 00:18:21,008 ...bu da yaşlı Efendi Kane. 235 00:18:21,258 --> 00:18:23,218 Bu da kim? 236 00:18:23,675 --> 00:18:25,095 Büyük Baba Kane. 237 00:18:26,764 --> 00:18:29,017 - Oh, çok tatlı - Oh, evet. 238 00:18:29,017 --> 00:18:31,933 O efendimizin en sevdiği oyuncağıydı. 239 00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:34,689 Buraya nasıl geldi hiç bilemiyorum. 240 00:18:34,689 --> 00:18:39,605 Yemin ederim bazen bu oyuncakların kafalarına göre dolaştıklarını düşünüyorum. 241 00:18:49,201 --> 00:18:50,245 Bu taraftan. 242 00:18:52,374 --> 00:18:55,374 Oh, hayır, hayır. O da değil tatlım. Hayır. 243 00:18:55,374 --> 00:18:58,210 Orası efendimizin kadınının odasıydı. 244 00:18:58,296 --> 00:19:01,595 Evet biraz azgın bir adamdı. 245 00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:04,549 Hayır. Sen burada kalıyorsun. 246 00:19:04,633 --> 00:19:07,720 Bu oda eskiden onun hayatının aşkının kaldığı odaydı. 247 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:10,056 Karısı Caroline. 248 00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,351 Sana göstereyim. 249 00:19:12,476 --> 00:19:15,105 Ah! Seyret. Önce popom girecek. 250 00:19:15,105 --> 00:19:18,203 Seyret. Popom için yer açın. 251 00:19:19,605 --> 00:19:21,403 Mükemmel. 252 00:19:21,485 --> 00:19:24,653 Teşekkür ederim çocuğum. Bayağı spor yapıyorum. 253 00:19:24,653 --> 00:19:26,864 Her gün Bun Busters'ı yapmaya devam ediyorum. 254 00:19:26,864 --> 00:19:29,451 Çok ağırlık koyuyorum, çekiyorum ve sonra bırakıyorum. 255 00:19:29,451 --> 00:19:33,956 Çok ağırlık koyuyorum, çekiyorum ve sonra bırakıyorum. 256 00:19:35,614 --> 00:19:37,105 Tamam. 257 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,903 - Oh, evet. - Şuna bir bakın. 258 00:19:42,998 --> 00:19:45,508 Caroline, o kıyafetin içinde mükemmel görünürdü. 259 00:19:45,508 --> 00:19:47,595 Aslında her zaman müthiş bir kadındı. 260 00:19:47,595 --> 00:19:52,891 Biliyor musun eskiden o kraliyet ailesinden insanları ve normal insanları eğlendirirdi. 261 00:19:52,891 --> 00:19:55,309 Amerikan Başkanı'nı bile. 262 00:20:02,566 --> 00:20:05,819 Korkma çocuğum. Bu sadece Bay Kittles. 263 00:20:05,864 --> 00:20:08,280 Efendimizin en sevdiği hayvanı. 264 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:10,701 Asırlardır aile ile birlikte. 265 00:20:10,785 --> 00:20:13,912 Bir baksana. Hiç yaşlanmış gözükmüyor. 266 00:20:14,077 --> 00:20:17,208 Tamam, çocuğum. Artık ben gitsem iyi olacak. 267 00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:20,795 İstediğin bir şey olursa bana haber verirsin. 268 00:20:20,795 --> 00:20:23,882 Gördüğünüz gibi Profesör ben her şey ile kendim ilgilendim. 269 00:20:23,882 --> 00:20:26,468 Tıbbı malzemeler ve yedek kanımız hazır durumda. 270 00:20:26,468 --> 00:20:30,720 - Güvende olmak istiyoruz. - Bu kameralar evin her tarafını gösteriyor mu? 271 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:32,766 Evet efendim. Bence mükemmel oldu. 272 00:20:32,766 --> 00:20:37,309 Yani şimdi bizim çocuklardan biri duş almaya girdiğinde... 273 00:20:37,309 --> 00:20:39,805 ...yakın göstermesi için hangi düğmeye basıyorum. 274 00:20:39,903 --> 00:20:40,940 Şuna. 275 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,651 - Bu mu? - Oradaki. 276 00:20:44,903 --> 00:20:50,203 Özür dilerim Profesör ama misafirleriniz gelmeye başladılar. 277 00:20:50,605 --> 00:20:52,410 Yemek birazdan hazır olacak. 278 00:20:52,991 --> 00:20:57,499 - Tamam, teşekkür ederim, garson. - Ben uşağım efendim. 279 00:20:58,163 --> 00:21:00,999 Oh, bunlar çok güzel görünüyorlar. 280 00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:03,922 Dikkatli ol. Birşey düşürüp kırmak istemeyiz değil mi? 281 00:21:03,922 --> 00:21:08,883 Oh, bu çok komik. Gerçekten komik. Dur sana yardım edeyim. 282 00:21:09,675 --> 00:21:12,005 Tamam. Çok naziksin. 283 00:21:12,055 --> 00:21:15,767 - Beni alkışlamaya ne dersin? - Beni neden havaya kaldırmıyorsun? 284 00:21:15,767 --> 00:21:18,558 Tamam. Ne yapmak istediğini anlıyorum. 285 00:21:18,558 --> 00:21:21,439 Seni bir yerden tanıyorum. Stomp'a gelmiş miydin? 286 00:21:21,439 --> 00:21:22,605 Şeyimi öpebilirsin. 287 00:21:22,639 --> 00:21:25,527 Akıllı adam olacağım ve başıma dert almayacağım. 288 00:21:25,527 --> 00:21:27,555 Buradan gidiyorum. 289 00:21:27,693 --> 00:21:29,947 Yemek için gidip üzerimi değiştireyim. 290 00:21:29,947 --> 00:21:31,279 - Tamam. - Birazdan görüşürüz. 291 00:21:31,279 --> 00:21:32,505 Tamam. 292 00:21:32,864 --> 00:21:36,997 Ben de yukarı koşup spor kıyafetlerimi giyineyim. 293 00:21:38,912 --> 00:21:40,105 Selam! 294 00:21:40,624 --> 00:21:43,203 Selam ufaklık, nasılsın? 295 00:21:43,210 --> 00:21:44,876 Defol git dört göz! 296 00:21:46,381 --> 00:21:51,005 - Ne dedin? - ''Defol git dört göz.'' dedim 297 00:21:52,884 --> 00:21:55,514 Senin kıçına tekmeyi basmalıyım. 298 00:21:56,346 --> 00:21:58,726 Sakin ol. O sadece bir kuş. 299 00:21:59,728 --> 00:22:02,480 Merhaba kuşçuk. Polly bir kraker ister mi? 300 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:06,401 - Polly annenin yumuşak kıçını istiyor. - Ne dedin sen? 301 00:22:06,401 --> 00:22:10,403 ''Polly annenin yumuşak kıçını istiyor.'' dedim. 302 00:22:10,569 --> 00:22:14,114 Annem hakkında konuşma koçum. Sen benim annemi tanımıyorsun. 303 00:22:14,114 --> 00:22:16,286 Anneni tanıyorum. Dün akşam onu becerdim. 304 00:22:16,286 --> 00:22:18,327 Dayak mı istiyorsun? Seni kötü benzetirim! 305 00:22:18,327 --> 00:22:21,279 - Ooh, çok korktum. - Defol git başımdan. 306 00:22:21,279 --> 00:22:23,585 Eğer gaganı tutmazsan sana gününü gösteririm. 307 00:22:23,585 --> 00:22:26,585 Evet, buraya gel pis herif. Sen ve diğeri Kotter mıydı neydi? Gelin de göstereyim size. 308 00:22:26,585 --> 00:22:28,995 - Haydi bakalım. Göster kendini. - Haydi bakalım kalın kafalı. Göster kendini 309 00:22:28,997 --> 00:22:31,468 - Haydi bakalım sürtük. - Hayır, ne dedin? 310 00:22:31,468 --> 00:22:33,258 Ne diyorsun ha? Haydi göster kendini 311 00:22:33,258 --> 00:22:35,931 Çıkar beni buradan da sana gününü göstereyim. 312 00:22:36,931 --> 00:22:39,431 - Merhaba çocuklar. - Merhaba. 313 00:22:40,223 --> 00:22:42,059 - Selam Buddy. - Selam. 314 00:22:42,559 --> 00:22:44,105 - Nasılsın? - Açığa düşme! 315 00:22:44,189 --> 00:22:48,026 Oh, haydi. Bundan daha hızlı olman gerekiyor. 316 00:22:50,778 --> 00:22:53,114 - Merhaba çocuklar. - Selam. 317 00:22:54,364 --> 00:23:00,202 Ağzınız açık oturacak mısınız yoksa biri bana sandalyesini verecek mi? 318 00:23:04,249 --> 00:23:07,335 Senin için ısıttım. Evdeki en iyi sandalyedir. 319 00:23:07,335 --> 00:23:08,585 İkinci en iyi. 320 00:23:10,882 --> 00:23:13,305 Profesör, bu ev... 321 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:16,403 ...bir şeytan tarafından esir alınan kızın evi değil mi? 322 00:23:16,501 --> 00:23:20,306 Evet, öyle söylenmişti ama hiç kanıtlanamamıştı. 323 00:23:24,354 --> 00:23:28,605 Pekala. Kim yemek istiyor? 324 00:23:28,816 --> 00:23:33,403 - Ben de bunu duymak istiyordum. - Bunlar mükemmel gözüküyor. 325 00:23:33,403 --> 00:23:36,105 Çok yumuşak ve sıcaklar. 326 00:23:36,114 --> 00:23:39,866 - Oh, özür dilerim. Benim hatam. - Bunlar çok güzeller. 327 00:23:39,866 --> 00:23:43,162 Teşekkür ederim. Kendi ellerimle yaptım. 328 00:23:44,499 --> 00:23:46,605 Tamam. 329 00:23:46,665 --> 00:23:50,505 Diğer yemekler de hazır olmak üzereler. 330 00:23:50,547 --> 00:23:54,403 Son bir düzenleme yapayım. 331 00:24:02,347 --> 00:24:05,682 Tamam. Başlayın. 332 00:24:06,835 --> 00:24:09,480 Tamam. Ve artık sıra hindiye geldi. 333 00:24:09,521 --> 00:24:12,805 - Oh, ne güzel bir kuş. - Hayır, hayır bekle! 334 00:24:12,825 --> 00:24:16,752 Sen bırak. Biraz rahatla. Ben ilgileneyim ne dersin? 335 00:24:16,797 --> 00:24:18,950 - Evet. - Ağır ol bakalım. 336 00:24:19,533 --> 00:24:22,745 Bunu ben yapacağım ama sen çok naziksin. 337 00:24:22,745 --> 00:24:25,162 Dur senden bir yanak alayım. 338 00:24:25,412 --> 00:24:26,605 Defol git! 339 00:24:28,540 --> 00:24:33,805 Bir çok insan hindi yapmanın ne kadar zor bir şey olduğundan bahseder ama... 340 00:24:33,854 --> 00:24:36,258 ...aslında hindi yapmak gayet basit. 341 00:24:36,383 --> 00:24:39,220 Hindinin anatomisini bilmek gerekiyor. 342 00:24:39,220 --> 00:24:42,220 Sonra bulabildiğiniz bir delikten içeriye... 343 00:24:42,220 --> 00:24:45,505 ...elinizi sokuyorsunuz. 344 00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:50,473 İçindekileri çıkarıyorsunuz. 345 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:54,152 İçerisine biraz sakatat da koydum. Diğer başka organları da var. 346 00:24:54,152 --> 00:24:59,699 Herkes hindiyi farklı bir sos ile yemeye çalışır ama ben şimdi... 347 00:24:59,739 --> 00:25:01,451 Böyle yalıyorsunuz... 348 00:25:01,490 --> 00:25:05,497 ...ve küçük heinie-heinie hosunu çıkarıyorsunuz. 349 00:25:06,247 --> 00:25:07,913 Bu çok güzel ve leziz. 350 00:25:07,913 --> 00:25:11,085 Ne olduğunu bilemiyorum ama bunu da yalayacağım. 351 00:25:11,085 --> 00:25:15,006 Yukarı ve aşağı. Sonra da buraya başlayacağım. 352 00:25:19,549 --> 00:25:22,345 Bunu da buradan alıyorum ve içine atıyorum! 353 00:25:22,345 --> 00:25:24,346 Bu farklı bir tat verir. 354 00:25:24,346 --> 00:25:27,473 Tamam. Artık neredeyse hazır. 355 00:25:27,476 --> 00:25:29,768 Sonra masaya servis yapıyoruz. 356 00:25:32,169 --> 00:25:33,203 Güzel. 357 00:25:33,230 --> 00:25:35,933 Tamam. Kim kanat istiyor? 358 00:25:35,941 --> 00:25:38,068 Seninki mi hindininki mi? 359 00:25:39,864 --> 00:25:41,500 Çok komiksin. 360 00:25:41,564 --> 00:25:45,201 Ne istediğini biliyorum. Bir bacağa ne dersin? 361 00:25:47,497 --> 00:25:49,287 Ya da iki bacağa ne dersin? 362 00:25:49,287 --> 00:25:53,043 Ben bu iki bacağı alsam ve dizlerime kadar senin kıçına soksam ne dersin? 363 00:25:53,043 --> 00:25:55,085 Dwight, Dwight, sakin ol. 364 00:25:55,085 --> 00:25:57,506 Hanson, menüde... 365 00:25:57,838 --> 00:26:02,134 ...özellikle senin hazırlamadığın bir yemek var mı? 366 00:26:03,510 --> 00:26:05,931 Tatlıları dışarıdan getirttim. 367 00:26:07,597 --> 00:26:09,728 Yer açın. Tatlılar geldi. 368 00:26:11,612 --> 00:26:13,005 Tamam. 369 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:16,066 Kim tatlının ilk dilimini ister? 370 00:26:16,066 --> 00:26:19,488 - Ben istiyorum. - İlk parçada gözün olduğunu görüyorum. 371 00:26:20,488 --> 00:26:23,005 Oh, bu iyi. 372 00:26:23,489 --> 00:26:25,855 - Şunu ona uzatır mısın? - Teşekkür ederim. 373 00:26:25,863 --> 00:26:27,105 Çok güzel. 374 00:26:27,951 --> 00:26:29,578 Mikroplarım bulaştı. 375 00:26:30,331 --> 00:26:31,333 Mikroplarım. 376 00:26:32,709 --> 00:26:33,710 Mikroplarım! 377 00:26:47,646 --> 00:26:51,681 Benimle oynayın. 378 00:26:53,518 --> 00:26:54,855 Haydi oynayalım. 379 00:27:00,737 --> 00:27:01,903 Kimse yok mu? 380 00:28:15,603 --> 00:28:19,403 Cindy. Cindy. 381 00:28:19,566 --> 00:28:23,005 - Sen de kimsin? - Sana yardım etmek istiyorum Cindy. 382 00:28:23,028 --> 00:28:26,355 - Kimsin? - Sen tehlikedesin Cindy. 383 00:28:26,403 --> 00:28:31,005 - Sana yardım etmek istiyorum. - Bana nasıl yardım edeceksin? Kim tehlikede? 384 00:28:31,026 --> 00:28:33,703 Müzik odasına bak. Müzik odasına bak. 385 00:28:33,787 --> 00:28:37,874 - Neredesin? - Lanet olası müzik odasına baksana! 386 00:28:39,668 --> 00:28:41,626 Hey Cindy. Hızlı düşün! 387 00:28:44,838 --> 00:28:47,105 Çok kötüsün! 388 00:28:48,759 --> 00:28:52,285 Buddy, arkadaşlığımız hakkında... 389 00:28:52,296 --> 00:28:54,905 Evet, senin gibi bir kız arkadaşım olması güzel bir şey. 390 00:28:55,007 --> 00:29:00,065 İşte bu Buddy. Ben bir kızım ve sen bana bir kız gibi davranmalısın. 391 00:29:00,065 --> 00:29:01,899 O zaman ne yapacağız? 392 00:29:02,691 --> 00:29:06,403 Normal şeylerden. Bilirsin işte... 393 00:29:06,488 --> 00:29:09,605 ...geçmiş deneyimlerimizi veya sırlarımızı paylaşabiliriz. 394 00:29:09,605 --> 00:29:12,005 İşte böyle şeyler. 395 00:29:12,326 --> 00:29:14,745 Bu biraz eşcinsel muhabbete benziyor. 396 00:29:14,745 --> 00:29:16,703 Ama sen bir kız olduğun için bir sorun olmaz? 397 00:29:16,703 --> 00:29:19,124 - Evet. Söylemiştim. - Tamam. 398 00:29:19,334 --> 00:29:21,750 Hey dinle, benimle birlikte bir yere bakmaya gelir misin? 399 00:29:21,750 --> 00:29:24,002 Evet, elbette. Bu arada konuşmaya devam ederiz. 400 00:29:24,002 --> 00:29:25,337 Evet kesinlikle. 401 00:29:25,422 --> 00:29:28,258 Sana benim okulda başıma gelen bir olay hakkında bir şeyler söylemek istiyorum. 402 00:29:28,258 --> 00:29:31,635 - Gerçekten mi? Ne oldu? - Şu İspanyol kız şeyimle oynamaya başladı... 403 00:29:31,635 --> 00:29:34,471 - Buddy! - Burası en güzel kısmı. 404 00:29:34,641 --> 00:29:37,683 - Oh, Tanrım. Baksana. - Oh, olamaz. 405 00:29:38,143 --> 00:29:40,519 Biri halının üzerinde dolaşmış. 406 00:29:40,519 --> 00:29:43,146 İzler kütüphaneye doğru gidiyor. 407 00:29:55,036 --> 00:29:56,505 Aman Tanrım. 408 00:29:57,372 --> 00:30:00,874 Burası gizli bir çalışma odasına benziyor. 409 00:30:20,478 --> 00:30:25,399 Oh, Tanrım. ''Hugh Kane ve metresi bu evde öldürülmüşlerdir.'' yazıyor. 410 00:30:25,399 --> 00:30:27,231 Şuna bak. 411 00:30:30,739 --> 00:30:34,326 - Bu karısı olmalı. - Aman Tanrım. Sana çok benziyor. 412 00:30:34,326 --> 00:30:35,505 Öyle mi? 413 00:30:35,826 --> 00:30:38,370 - Gerçekten çok güzel. - Evet. 414 00:30:39,077 --> 00:30:42,164 Saçında seninki gibi çok fazla buklesi yok. 415 00:30:42,164 --> 00:30:44,249 Derisi de seninki gibi çok az yağlı. 416 00:30:44,249 --> 00:30:48,547 Gözlerinde bazen senin de yaptığın gibi bir bakışı var. 417 00:30:48,547 --> 00:30:50,841 Aslında bir çok benzerliğiniz var. 418 00:30:50,841 --> 00:30:52,844 - Gerçekten mi? - Evet. 419 00:30:52,969 --> 00:30:55,595 Göğüsleri de muhteşem. Seninkiler de onunki kadar güzeller. 420 00:30:55,595 --> 00:30:59,181 - Ayrıca dimdik duruyorlar. - Tamam! Yeter! 421 00:31:00,098 --> 00:31:01,403 Tanrım. 422 00:31:02,309 --> 00:31:04,480 Aman Tanrım şuna bir bak. 423 00:31:06,316 --> 00:31:08,066 Caroline. 424 00:31:08,316 --> 00:31:09,941 Bu ona ait olmalı. 425 00:31:12,944 --> 00:31:16,408 - Aman Tanrım. - Buradan çıkalım. Beni tedirgin ediyor. 426 00:31:16,408 --> 00:31:18,951 - Tamam, şunları tut. - Teşekkür ederim. 427 00:31:18,951 --> 00:31:20,403 - Buddy! - Ne var? 428 00:31:20,410 --> 00:31:22,663 - Kutuyu al diyorum. - Tamam. 429 00:32:01,412 --> 00:32:02,505 Bu da... 430 00:32:07,412 --> 00:32:09,805 Çarşamba. 431 00:32:10,612 --> 00:32:13,005 Bugün Cuma. 432 00:32:15,393 --> 00:32:16,805 Güzel. 433 00:32:28,895 --> 00:32:30,505 Sessiz ol. 434 00:32:32,941 --> 00:32:35,067 Tamam. Tamam. 435 00:32:35,238 --> 00:32:38,798 - Eğer bilseydim yıkanıp gelirdim! - Bilseydim ben de yıkanıp gelirdim. 436 00:32:38,815 --> 00:32:40,701 - Buraya gel! Haydi! - Oh, bunu mu istiyorsun? 437 00:32:40,701 --> 00:32:44,077 - Oh, evet. Kimin o? - Seninmiş gibi kullanabilirsin. 438 00:32:44,077 --> 00:32:48,005 - Çok güzel! Oh, Evet! - Benden kaçamazsın! 439 00:32:48,008 --> 00:32:50,500 - Buraya gel! - Haydi, haydi! 440 00:32:50,625 --> 00:32:54,087 - Kinky benim göbek adım güzelim! - Oh, Evet! 441 00:32:54,087 --> 00:32:57,005 Bu yaşadığımın en iyisiydi. 442 00:32:57,218 --> 00:33:00,005 Bayan Hughie Kane. 443 00:33:00,135 --> 00:33:03,056 Bu sana bir şey çağrıştırmıyor mu? 444 00:33:03,556 --> 00:33:04,306 Sevgilim. 445 00:33:04,973 --> 00:33:06,478 Nereye gidiyorsun? 446 00:33:07,268 --> 00:33:08,505 Beni ara! 447 00:33:16,988 --> 00:33:19,739 Haydi sapıkça bir şeyler yapalım. 448 00:33:19,864 --> 00:33:22,285 - Ne gibi Ray? - Bilmiyorum. 449 00:33:22,741 --> 00:33:25,662 Neden benimle sapıkça konuşmuyorsun? 450 00:33:26,748 --> 00:33:31,835 - Ne söyleyeceğimi bilmiyorum Ray. - Haydi, bir şeyler uydur. 451 00:33:32,335 --> 00:33:35,712 - Oh Ray neden bana bunu yaptırıyorsun? - Haydi. 452 00:33:35,712 --> 00:33:38,924 - Çünkü sen kötü bir kızsın. - Tamam. 453 00:33:41,595 --> 00:33:44,431 - Bunu yapabilirim. - Evet, başla. 454 00:33:44,596 --> 00:33:48,768 - Bu benim olacak. - O zaten senin bebeğim. Oh, evet. 455 00:33:48,768 --> 00:33:52,020 Önce suratına çişimi yapacağım ve sonra ağzının içine osuracağım. 456 00:33:52,020 --> 00:33:55,276 Evet! Ve sonra duvarlara kakamı yapacağım Ray! 457 00:33:58,068 --> 00:33:59,822 Çok mu sapıkça oldu? 458 00:34:05,242 --> 00:34:06,203 Kim o? 459 00:34:10,539 --> 00:34:14,545 Merhaba küçük kedicik. Nasılsın? 460 00:34:26,389 --> 00:34:30,605 Tamam.Tamam. Sakin ol kedicik. 461 00:34:32,688 --> 00:34:36,818 Sanırım neye sinirlendiğini biliyorum bay kedicik. 462 00:34:37,610 --> 00:34:42,157 Sadece bu kutunun içinde ne var onu görmek istiyorum. 463 00:34:46,994 --> 00:34:50,605 Yardım edin! Bu kedi delirmek üzere! 464 00:35:19,443 --> 00:35:22,695 Tamam. Kavga mı istiyorsun? 465 00:35:24,447 --> 00:35:27,994 Evet! Bakalım bunu beğenecek misin? Haydi! 466 00:35:29,871 --> 00:35:32,623 Evet. Haydi. Gelsene! 467 00:35:35,626 --> 00:35:38,461 Bütün yapabileceğin bu mu? Haydi. 468 00:35:38,755 --> 00:35:41,173 Bana en iyi vuruşunu göster! 469 00:35:56,146 --> 00:35:58,356 Size söylüyorum Profesör. Sanki onun içinde başka bir vardı. 470 00:35:58,356 --> 00:36:02,235 - Theo, bu hayvanı gördün mü? - Hayır görmedim. 471 00:36:02,235 --> 00:36:06,865 Bütün gürültüyü duydum ama içeri girdiğimde o gitmişti. 472 00:36:07,701 --> 00:36:11,036 Oh, yani bunları ben kendi kendime mi yaptım? 473 00:36:11,036 --> 00:36:15,456 Hayır. Benim söylemek istediğim sadece kedilerin kendi bölgelerini... 474 00:36:15,456 --> 00:36:20,605 ...savunma güdülerinden dolayı olabilir. Bu onun içinde biri olduğu anlamına gelmez. 475 00:36:22,423 --> 00:36:25,760 Belki de siz ikiniz birlikte yatmalısınız. 476 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,262 Nereye varmaya çalışıyorsunuz Profesör? 477 00:36:28,262 --> 00:36:31,599 Benim söylemek istediğim eğer iki kişi olursanız... 478 00:36:31,599 --> 00:36:35,605 ...kedinin saldırma olasılığı daha da düşük olacaktır. 479 00:36:35,804 --> 00:36:38,021 İkiniz aynı yatakta. 480 00:36:38,815 --> 00:36:40,940 Oh, haydi. Burası kolej. 481 00:36:40,940 --> 00:36:42,985 Bazı şeyleri deneyerek öğrenmelisiniz. 482 00:36:42,985 --> 00:36:45,697 Sanırım bize fazla yardımcı olmayacak. 483 00:36:45,697 --> 00:36:49,115 Oh, tam tersi. Bunu atlatmanıza bizzat ben yardımcı olabilirim. 484 00:36:49,115 --> 00:36:51,911 - Gel Cind. Ben sana yardımcı olurum. - İyi fikir. 485 00:36:51,911 --> 00:36:55,956 Birbirinize iyi geceler öpücüğü vermeyi unutmayın. 486 00:36:55,956 --> 00:37:01,003 Bu evde garip bir şeyler oluyor Profesör. Ben deli değilim! 487 00:37:03,173 --> 00:37:05,132 Bir, iki... 488 00:37:05,342 --> 00:37:07,967 ...üç, dört, beş... 489 00:37:08,135 --> 00:37:11,054 ...altı, yedi, sekiz... 490 00:37:11,347 --> 00:37:13,891 ...dokuz, Brandon, on... onbir, Brandon. 491 00:37:13,891 --> 00:37:16,144 Haydi benimle birlikte say! 492 00:37:34,911 --> 00:37:36,105 Hey sen. 493 00:37:38,416 --> 00:37:39,505 Buraya gel. 494 00:37:42,003 --> 00:37:43,405 Buraya gel. 495 00:37:49,052 --> 00:37:50,503 Peekaboo! 496 00:37:54,349 --> 00:37:56,893 - Haydi. Oynayalım! - Kes şunu! 497 00:37:56,893 --> 00:38:01,485 Bu eğlenceli bir oyun. Hey, sen ne yapıyorsun? 498 00:38:01,490 --> 00:38:04,190 - Ray Amcanın senin için bir oyunu var. - Hey, çek ellerini oramdan. 499 00:38:04,190 --> 00:38:05,652 Gıdı, gıdı, gıdı. 500 00:38:07,445 --> 00:38:11,699 Ray Amca ile oyun mu oynamak istiyorsun? Peekaboo! 501 00:38:16,202 --> 00:38:19,956 - Oh Tanrım! - İşte küçük bir balon hayvanı. 502 00:38:30,927 --> 00:38:33,929 ''Onunla daha fazla birlikte yaşayamayacağım. 503 00:38:33,929 --> 00:38:36,057 Gittikçe bir canavara dönüşüyor. 504 00:38:36,057 --> 00:38:38,934 Sanırım başka bir kadınla bir ilişkisi var. 505 00:38:38,934 --> 00:38:41,730 Sanırım bebek bakıcımız Victoria ile yatıyorlar. 506 00:38:41,730 --> 00:38:45,900 Sanırım onu bu yüzden burada tutuyor. Çünkü bizim bebeğimiz yok.'' 507 00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:47,105 Cindy. 508 00:38:47,818 --> 00:38:51,614 Neler olduğunu sana anlatmak istiyorum Cindy. 509 00:38:59,789 --> 00:39:02,791 - Merhaba Cindy. - Merhaba Profesör. 510 00:39:11,925 --> 00:39:17,057 - Sanırım artık bana kızgın değilsin değil mi? - O kadar ileri gidemem Profesör. 511 00:39:17,057 --> 00:39:19,391 Neden biraz sakinleşmiyorsun? 512 00:39:35,949 --> 00:39:40,246 - Sanırım bir şeylerden şüphelenmeye başladı. - Kim? 513 00:39:41,956 --> 00:39:43,405 Karınız. 514 00:39:48,128 --> 00:39:51,298 Aman Tanrım. Her şey tam burada olmuştu. 515 00:39:51,298 --> 00:39:53,132 - Ne? - O eve döndü. 516 00:39:53,677 --> 00:39:55,505 - Onları gördü. - Kimleri gördü? 517 00:39:55,561 --> 00:39:58,005 Odamda günlüğü okuyordum. 518 00:39:58,014 --> 00:40:01,266 Ve sonra gardıropta bu elbiseyi buldum. 519 00:40:01,307 --> 00:40:05,405 Tek hatırladığım bu. Peki ya sen Ray? 520 00:40:05,438 --> 00:40:09,275 Ben bunu cuma günü aldım. Buraya sadece muz almaya geldim. 521 00:40:09,275 --> 00:40:11,193 Burası sıcak değil mi? 522 00:40:12,152 --> 00:40:16,505 Sen ne güzel bir bitkisin. Bütün suyu iç ki... 523 00:40:16,699 --> 00:40:19,827 ...güzel güzel büyü ve çok mahsul ver. 524 00:40:19,827 --> 00:40:23,581 Evet. Sonra da bütün repçiler seni içip bitirecekler... 525 00:40:23,581 --> 00:40:26,793 ...ve kendi kariyerlerini mahvedecekler. 526 00:40:27,293 --> 00:40:28,505 Evet öyle. 527 00:40:30,586 --> 00:40:32,298 İyi geceler bebeğim. 528 00:40:42,474 --> 00:40:44,976 Bu gece istediğime ulaşacağım. 529 00:40:54,485 --> 00:40:57,947 Lockdown Records bir Hip-Hop Christmas gecesini sunar. 530 00:40:57,947 --> 00:41:00,869 ''Santa Claus Bu Gece Anneniz için geliyor.'' gibi klasikleri çalacağız. 531 00:41:00,869 --> 00:41:04,289 - İşte bu oğlum! - ''Jingle Balls'', ''Beyaz bir Kadın Düşlüyorum''... 532 00:41:04,289 --> 00:41:06,873 ...ve ''Frosty The Dopeman''i kim unutabilir ki? 533 00:41:06,873 --> 00:41:10,253 Ve tabii ''Benim yılbaşında istediğim bütün suçlardan aklanmam.'' şarkısı... 534 00:41:10,253 --> 00:41:12,338 ''Oradaki salaklar üzerime ateş açıyorlar.'' 535 00:41:12,338 --> 00:41:14,423 ''64. Karayolundaki Maceralarım.'' 536 00:41:14,423 --> 00:41:16,635 ''Kalk sürtük. Bugün Noel.'' gibi şarkılar ve daha niceleri. 537 00:41:16,635 --> 00:41:18,844 Bunu kesin satın alacağım. 538 00:41:29,396 --> 00:41:31,900 Özür dilerim sizi sarıp içme konusunda hatalı davrandım sanırım! 539 00:41:31,900 --> 00:41:34,902 Hayır, Lütfen. Böyle olsun istemedim. 540 00:41:34,902 --> 00:41:38,072 Whitney ve Bobby bana yardım ettiler! Lütfen! Yardım edin! 541 00:41:38,072 --> 00:41:39,554 Oh, kahretsin! 542 00:41:40,449 --> 00:41:43,994 Bekle! Hayır! Lütfen! Oh, çok kötü oğlum! 543 00:41:44,996 --> 00:41:48,599 - Oh, kahretsin! - Oh, Aman Tanrım! 544 00:41:51,043 --> 00:41:53,880 Oh, kahretsin. Bir şeyler yanıyor! 545 00:41:54,755 --> 00:41:56,090 Oh, dur. Benim! 546 00:41:56,632 --> 00:41:57,967 Bir fikrim var. 547 00:42:00,177 --> 00:42:02,389 - Bir saniye bekleyin. - Sakin ol, Shorty! 548 00:42:02,389 --> 00:42:05,516 Beni hemen kurtarmayın. Kafam gittikçe daha güzel oluyor. 549 00:42:07,416 --> 00:42:10,152 Kafama doğru! Kafama doğru! 550 00:42:10,563 --> 00:42:12,231 Ah, bir kız gibi çekiyorsun. 551 00:42:12,231 --> 00:42:16,605 Onu yere bırak, ben de sana Funyons ve Chee-tos vereceğim. 552 00:42:18,947 --> 00:42:20,072 Oh kahretsin! 553 00:42:21,197 --> 00:42:25,411 - Söndürün onu. - Perma yaptırsak daha az yanardı! 554 00:42:32,126 --> 00:42:35,295 Bu evde ters giden bir sürü şey var. 555 00:42:35,838 --> 00:42:39,007 Burada bize Profesörün anlattığından daha fazla hikaye dönüyor. 556 00:42:39,007 --> 00:42:41,405 Dün gece gizli bir oda buldum ve... 557 00:42:41,418 --> 00:42:45,405 ...içerde Hugh Kane'e ait gazete küpürlerine rastladım. 558 00:42:45,407 --> 00:42:47,440 Çok kötü bir adammış. 559 00:42:48,074 --> 00:42:50,405 Karısının bir resmini buldum. 560 00:42:51,519 --> 00:42:54,355 - Aman Tanrım. Sana ne kadar çok benziyor. - Sence de öyle mi? 561 00:42:54,365 --> 00:42:57,568 Evet onun da saçlarında seninki gibi az bukle var ve... 562 00:42:57,568 --> 00:43:00,155 ....cildi de seninki kadar yağsız. 563 00:43:00,155 --> 00:43:03,240 Oh, evet. Senin de gözlerin bazen aynen böyle gözüküyor. 564 00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:05,117 Sanki Down sendromu varmış gibi bakıyorsun. 565 00:43:05,117 --> 00:43:07,369 Oh, evet, çoğu şeyiniz birbirine benziyor... 566 00:43:07,369 --> 00:43:09,998 ...ama onun göğüsleri daha güzel ve... 567 00:43:09,998 --> 00:43:12,833 ...seninkiler yaşlı orangutan memesine benziyorlar. 568 00:43:12,833 --> 00:43:14,105 Kahretsin! 569 00:43:14,336 --> 00:43:17,047 Kollarını kaldırıp yalayabilirsin. 570 00:43:19,298 --> 00:43:21,342 Tamam, yeter! 571 00:43:23,385 --> 00:43:26,972 Her neyse. Sanırım kadın adamı öldürdü ve şimdi adam benim peşimde. 572 00:43:26,972 --> 00:43:28,807 Evet bu doğru sürtük. 573 00:43:45,324 --> 00:43:48,244 - Günaydın Dwight. Dur sana yardım edeyim. - Yardımına ihtiyacım yok. 574 00:43:48,244 --> 00:43:49,786 Kendim yapabilirim. 575 00:43:53,916 --> 00:43:57,605 Tamam. Profesör, konuşmamız gerek. 576 00:43:57,614 --> 00:43:58,880 Ne oldu Dwight? 577 00:43:59,213 --> 00:44:01,804 Sanırım bu deneyi kısa kesmek zorunda kalabilirsiniz. 578 00:44:01,813 --> 00:44:02,842 Ne dedin? 579 00:44:02,842 --> 00:44:06,054 Bu kötü ruh gittikçe daha da güçleniyor. 580 00:44:06,054 --> 00:44:09,557 Sanırım hepimiz tehlikedeyiz. Ve benim için artık... 581 00:44:09,557 --> 00:44:13,088 ...ayağımı yere basıp buradan gitmemizi söyleme zamanım geldi. 582 00:44:15,269 --> 00:44:17,565 Ben söylediğim zaman buradan gideceğiz. 583 00:44:17,565 --> 00:44:19,650 Bir mükemmelliği kanıtlamanın tam ortasındayız ve... 584 00:44:19,650 --> 00:44:22,860 ...ben de bir kızla sevişmek üzereyim. 585 00:44:23,070 --> 00:44:26,490 Otobüs Pazartesi günü gelecek ve o güne kadar kimse buradan ayrılmayacak. 586 00:44:26,490 --> 00:44:28,576 İşte kapının anahtarları burada. 587 00:44:28,576 --> 00:44:31,202 Bunları kimsenin almaması lazım. 588 00:44:32,121 --> 00:44:33,331 Tamam efendim. 589 00:44:34,581 --> 00:44:37,751 Tamam çocuklar. Sanırım Profesör bir şeylerin peşinde. 590 00:44:37,751 --> 00:44:41,155 Sanırım Dwight'ın Profesör'e evde kötü bir ruhun dolaştığını söylediğini duydum. 591 00:44:41,155 --> 00:44:42,923 Hepimiz tehlikede olabilirmişiz! 592 00:44:42,923 --> 00:44:45,385 Oh olamaz! Kötü bir ruh mu! 593 00:44:46,094 --> 00:44:48,679 - Kötü ruh nedir ki? - Ben buradan gidiyorum. 594 00:44:48,679 --> 00:44:51,932 Hiç bir yere gidemeyiz. Kapılar kilitli. Anahtarlar Dwight'ta. 595 00:44:51,932 --> 00:44:53,684 Bebeğim git ve vazalini getir. 596 00:44:53,684 --> 00:44:56,269 Gidip vazalin, muz ve seloteyp getir. 597 00:44:56,269 --> 00:44:58,815 - Bacaklarını kıracağım. - O sakat herifi mahvedeceğim. 598 00:44:58,815 --> 00:45:02,027 Beni 5 dakika onunla yalnız bırakın tamam mı? 599 00:45:02,027 --> 00:45:04,152 Ben anahtarları getireyim. 600 00:45:10,284 --> 00:45:11,536 Merhaba Dwight. 601 00:45:13,786 --> 00:45:14,998 Merhaba Theo.. 602 00:45:17,498 --> 00:45:23,005 - Ne üzerinde çalışıyorsun? - Küçük bir deney. 603 00:45:23,423 --> 00:45:28,005 Çalış, çalış, çalış. Senin tek yaptığın bu mu? 604 00:45:28,010 --> 00:45:31,389 Bu projeye bağlı olan bir sürü şey var. 605 00:45:32,349 --> 00:45:35,954 Profesör herkesi kandırabilir ama... 606 00:45:35,976 --> 00:45:40,605 ...ben bunun arkasında kim olduğunu biliyorum. 607 00:45:41,148 --> 00:45:44,105 Oh, öyle mi? Biliyorsun demek? 608 00:45:44,452 --> 00:45:47,322 Bu sana karşı biraz sinirlenmeme neden oluyor. 609 00:45:47,322 --> 00:45:50,204 Çok akıllısın. 610 00:45:50,407 --> 00:45:52,661 Ve çok seksi gözlerin var. 611 00:45:58,331 --> 00:46:02,836 - Güzel bir müzik dinlemeye ne dersin? - Evet. Müzik. 612 00:46:05,965 --> 00:46:07,882 Biliyor musun Dwight... 613 00:46:08,007 --> 00:46:11,514 ...bildiğim kadarı ile kapıların anahtarları sendeymiş. 614 00:46:15,014 --> 00:46:18,105 Bu doğru. Bendeler. Evet bendeler. 615 00:46:18,644 --> 00:46:19,554 Eğer... 616 00:46:21,438 --> 00:46:24,315 ...ben senden anahtarları ödünç alsam nasıl olur? 617 00:46:24,315 --> 00:46:28,652 Oh Yüce Tanrım. 618 00:46:30,030 --> 00:46:31,704 Bunu yapamam. 619 00:46:31,804 --> 00:46:34,704 - Oh haydi. Yapabilirsin bebeğim. - Bilmiyorum. 620 00:46:34,711 --> 00:46:36,905 Lütfen. Yani, bak... 621 00:46:36,911 --> 00:46:39,916 Sen anahtarları almamda yardım et... 622 00:46:40,166 --> 00:46:42,626 ...ben de sana... 623 00:46:42,751 --> 00:46:44,804 Hey bekle, bekle! 624 00:46:45,086 --> 00:46:48,090 Senin yardıma ihtiyacım yok bebeğim? 625 00:46:48,798 --> 00:46:50,844 Ben kendim yapabiliyorum. 626 00:46:56,349 --> 00:47:00,101 Hey baksana! Ben kendi işimi kendim yaparım. 627 00:47:13,072 --> 00:47:15,855 Bu senin gizli odan öyle mi? 628 00:47:20,536 --> 00:47:22,605 Bu işe yaramayacak değil mi? 629 00:47:25,211 --> 00:47:27,605 Oh Profesör. 630 00:47:30,132 --> 00:47:32,605 Buraya gelin. 631 00:47:37,889 --> 00:47:41,605 Bu taraftan budala. 632 00:47:44,773 --> 00:47:46,690 Daha önce tanıştık mı? 633 00:47:46,775 --> 00:47:48,690 Beni izle. 634 00:47:49,235 --> 00:47:52,364 - Benimle oyun mu oynuyorsun? - Neredesin? 635 00:47:52,364 --> 00:47:54,605 Buraya gel bebeğim. 636 00:48:07,168 --> 00:48:10,005 Herkes burada mı? Tamam. Gidelim. 637 00:48:11,132 --> 00:48:12,405 Kahretsin! 638 00:48:15,679 --> 00:48:19,224 Bizim gitmemize izin vermeyecek! Hepimizi öldürecek! 639 00:48:19,224 --> 00:48:21,643 Oh, şuna bakın. Ne kadar akıllıymış. 640 00:48:21,643 --> 00:48:24,186 Tamam. Çabuk. Herkes laboratuara. 641 00:48:24,186 --> 00:48:26,144 Acele edin. 642 00:48:26,481 --> 00:48:28,190 Hepinizin işi bitti! 643 00:48:30,402 --> 00:48:31,902 Kapıyı kilitleyin. 644 00:48:33,697 --> 00:48:35,865 - Tamam. Onu yok etmeliyiz. - Bu harika. 645 00:48:35,865 --> 00:48:39,119 - Göremediğimiz bir şeyi nasıl yok edeceğiz? - Buldum! 646 00:48:39,119 --> 00:48:43,956 Hepimiz kasıklarımızdaki kılları keselim ve iki hafta şampuanlı dolaşalım. 647 00:48:43,956 --> 00:48:46,835 Hayır, dinleyin. Bu silahları kullanacağız. 648 00:48:46,835 --> 00:48:49,836 Bunlar konsantre enerji gönderiyorlar. 649 00:48:49,836 --> 00:48:53,590 Böylece ektoplazmik hücreler zedeleniyor ve hayalet kayboluyor. 650 00:48:53,590 --> 00:48:57,177 Ama fazla cephanemiz yok. Bu yüzden dikkatli harcayın. 651 00:48:57,177 --> 00:48:58,137 Kes sesini. 652 00:49:01,599 --> 00:49:04,726 Hey! Hey! Cephanenizi saklayın dedim. 653 00:49:05,476 --> 00:49:06,505 Üzgünüm. 654 00:49:07,021 --> 00:49:09,606 Tamam... Eğer bunları kullanırsak... 655 00:49:09,606 --> 00:49:12,152 ...hayaletlerin yerlerini bulabiliriz. 656 00:49:12,152 --> 00:49:14,987 Bunlar ısıya duyarlı gözlükler. Vücut ısısına göre çalışıyorlar. 657 00:49:14,987 --> 00:49:18,615 Çok güçlüler. Vücut enzimlerinin bulunduğu yerleri gösteriyorlar. 658 00:49:18,615 --> 00:49:21,036 Artık orada olmasa bile. 659 00:49:24,563 --> 00:49:26,005 Ne? 660 00:49:27,751 --> 00:49:30,168 Benim gözlüklerimin nesi var? 661 00:49:30,168 --> 00:49:33,304 Tamam. Dinleyin. O hayalet görünmez olabilir ama... 662 00:49:33,405 --> 00:49:38,105 ...bizim de şu ana kadar insanoğlunun son teknoloji ile yaptığı silahlarımız var. 663 00:49:38,235 --> 00:49:41,181 Birbirimizle nasıl temas halinde olacağız? Yani telsizimiz falan yok mu? 664 00:49:41,181 --> 00:49:43,014 Hayır, bunlardan alın. 665 00:49:45,059 --> 00:49:49,063 - Bunlar Dixie Bardakları. - Paramız az olduğu için. 666 00:49:49,063 --> 00:49:52,608 Yani silahlar ve gözlükler çok para tuttu. 667 00:49:52,775 --> 00:49:55,005 Tamam. Haydi ayrılalım. 668 00:49:56,606 --> 00:49:58,605 Bir dakika durun bakalım! 669 00:49:58,615 --> 00:50:01,742 Siz beyazlar ne zaman ayrılalım dese, neden biz siyahlar... 670 00:50:01,742 --> 00:50:04,286 ...bir arada kalıyoruz ve bütün belalar bizim başımıza geliyor? 671 00:50:04,286 --> 00:50:07,581 - O haklı. Ayrılmamalıyız. - Evet, ben de bunu söylüyorum. 672 00:50:07,581 --> 00:50:11,211 Kız haklı. Tamam. Siz üçünüz beni izleyin. 673 00:50:18,092 --> 00:50:19,594 Bu haksızlık. 674 00:50:23,597 --> 00:50:25,014 Hepimiz öleceğiz. 675 00:50:35,818 --> 00:50:38,152 - Duydun mu? - Evet duydum. 676 00:50:39,447 --> 00:50:41,949 - Shorty nerede? - Bilmiyorum. 677 00:50:50,123 --> 00:50:50,958 Kahretsin. 678 00:50:52,335 --> 00:50:55,336 Tamam. Sen burada bekle. Ben birazdan geliyorum. 679 00:50:55,336 --> 00:50:56,840 - Tamam. - Tamam. 680 00:51:06,974 --> 00:51:08,099 Bu da nedir? 681 00:51:08,101 --> 00:51:09,405 Bilmiyorum. 682 00:51:11,461 --> 00:51:14,704 - Kazan odasına benziyor. - Tamam. Gidelim 683 00:51:14,791 --> 00:51:19,605 Hayır bekle. Gazete küpüründe Hugh Kane'nin kazanın içinde öldürüldüğü yazıyordu. 684 00:51:27,244 --> 00:51:30,789 Şuna bak. Burada bir sürü kül var Buddy. 685 00:51:34,085 --> 00:51:35,293 Ne yapıyorsun? 686 00:51:44,094 --> 00:51:47,599 Ayrılalım. Diğer çıkışta seninle buluşurum. 687 00:51:48,432 --> 00:51:49,391 İyi şanlar. 688 00:51:50,976 --> 00:51:52,226 Seni seviyorum. 689 00:51:54,188 --> 00:51:56,105 <i>Öldür Onu.</i> 690 00:52:02,072 --> 00:52:04,865 - Oh Shorty. O canavar benim peşimde. - Cindy. 691 00:52:04,865 --> 00:52:06,076 Ne yapacaksın? 692 00:52:07,202 --> 00:52:09,702 - Anladım. Tamam. - Tamam mı? 693 00:52:23,050 --> 00:52:27,262 Neden bu kız şimdi başındaki bela ile benim yanıma geliyor ki? Kahretsin. 694 00:52:27,262 --> 00:52:32,505 - Belki beni görmez. - Biri bana yardım etsin! Brenda! 695 00:52:35,313 --> 00:52:38,605 Beni gördü. Kahretsin. Tamam. 696 00:52:42,610 --> 00:52:44,405 Teşekkür ederim! 697 00:52:46,447 --> 00:52:51,371 Keşke o şey onun kafasını koparıverse ve ortadan kaybolsa. 698 00:52:54,956 --> 00:52:57,373 Lanet olsun, sürtük. Lütfen öl! 699 00:52:57,385 --> 00:53:00,605 Oh Tanrım, Brenda. Bizi öldürecek! 700 00:53:00,630 --> 00:53:05,010 Eğer deli gibi bağırıp yanıma gelmeseydin tek ölen sen olacaktın! 701 00:53:05,010 --> 00:53:09,512 - Geliyor - Nerede? Bir canavar mı yoksa? 702 00:53:14,101 --> 00:53:15,105 Cindy. 703 00:53:16,269 --> 00:53:18,815 Bu bir iskelet. Sadece kemik. 704 00:53:18,898 --> 00:53:22,402 Calista Flockhart'tan neden kaçıyorsun ki? 705 00:53:24,152 --> 00:53:25,487 Kes sesini sen. 706 00:53:29,074 --> 00:53:31,204 Bak, nasıl salaklaştı. 707 00:53:31,994 --> 00:53:34,621 Özür dilerim Bay İskelet. İşte. 708 00:53:35,289 --> 00:53:36,791 Yakaladım. Manyak. 709 00:53:37,416 --> 00:53:38,751 İyi yolculuklar. 710 00:53:42,505 --> 00:53:45,717 Hey, aklıma bir fikir geldi. Gelsene. 711 00:53:47,885 --> 00:53:48,802 Çok komik. 712 00:53:54,893 --> 00:53:58,896 - Defol git buradan. - Size sonra günlerinizi göstereceğim. 713 00:53:58,896 --> 00:54:01,605 Oh Brenda, çok cesurdun. 714 00:54:01,523 --> 00:54:05,344 - Sen benim en iyi arkadaşımsın, Cindy. - İyi misiniz? 715 00:54:05,353 --> 00:54:09,740 Lütfen. Beni korkutmak için bir kaç kemikten fazlasını yapmalısın. 716 00:54:09,740 --> 00:54:11,951 - Wedgie Şakası. - Brenda! 717 00:54:12,077 --> 00:54:14,786 - Hayalet Buddy'i yakaladı. - Kıçım! 718 00:54:14,786 --> 00:54:17,706 - Brenda, bir şeyler yap! - Tamam! 719 00:54:19,958 --> 00:54:25,548 - En iyi arkadaşın olduğumu sanıyordum. - Öyleydi. Seni özleyeceğim. 720 00:54:26,465 --> 00:54:27,382 Silahı al. 721 00:54:41,563 --> 00:54:45,405 İyi misin? Oh Tanrım! Yaralanmışsın. 722 00:54:45,527 --> 00:54:48,822 Haydi gel. Laboratuvarda ilk yardım çantası olacak. 723 00:55:06,298 --> 00:55:08,632 Hughie. Bebeğim. 724 00:55:09,300 --> 00:55:11,135 Neredesin? 725 00:55:16,222 --> 00:55:18,349 Burada mısın? 726 00:55:20,894 --> 00:55:21,804 Hughie? 727 00:55:22,355 --> 00:55:25,505 Bebeğim, bebeğim. Seninle konuşmam gerekiyor. 728 00:55:25,525 --> 00:55:28,320 - Hayır, git başımdan! - Bebeğim! 729 00:55:28,860 --> 00:55:33,782 - Git başımdan dedim! - Yapma sevgilim. Bunu halledebiliriz. 730 00:55:35,159 --> 00:55:39,079 Yani biz hiç ayrılmazsak kimseler bize zarar veremez. 731 00:55:39,079 --> 00:55:41,914 Buna inanmamı bekleme. 732 00:55:47,130 --> 00:55:52,594 - Neden benimle konuşmuyorsun? - Çünkü sen beni sinirlendiriyorsun. 733 00:55:56,306 --> 00:55:59,141 Sen en zayıf halkasın. Güle güle. 734 00:56:06,690 --> 00:56:09,405 Selam! Nasılsın? 735 00:56:21,373 --> 00:56:23,581 Hayır, hayır. Öpüşmek yok. 736 00:56:25,918 --> 00:56:29,005 Hayır bunu çıkarma. Böyle de çok güzel gözüküyorsun. 737 00:56:29,005 --> 00:56:29,965 Evet, evet! 738 00:56:38,097 --> 00:56:40,807 Hayır. Hayır. Bunu berbat etme. 739 00:56:41,851 --> 00:56:44,603 Cindy, şu arkadaşlık olayını düşünüyordum da... 740 00:56:44,603 --> 00:56:47,731 ...bana bu kadar ilgi gösteren arkadaşım hiç olmamıştı. 741 00:56:47,731 --> 00:56:50,360 Ray var ama o benim için senden daha farklı. 742 00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:54,030 Bana çiçekler getiriyor, küveti benim için dolduruyor. 743 00:56:54,030 --> 00:56:59,952 Kabus görüp bağırarak uyandığım gecelerde Ray her zaman yanımda oluyor. 744 00:57:00,911 --> 00:57:05,873 Her neyse. Bu akşam bizim son akşamımız ve düşünüyordum ki... 745 00:57:05,873 --> 00:57:09,211 Belki arkadaşlığımızı biraz daha ileriye götürebiliriz ha? 746 00:57:09,211 --> 00:57:11,798 Oh Buddy, ben de aynı şeyi düşünüyordum. 747 00:57:11,798 --> 00:57:15,385 Yani bu akşam hepimizin hayatta olduğu son akşam olabilir... 748 00:57:15,385 --> 00:57:17,510 ...ve bunun keyfini çıkartmak istiyorum. 749 00:57:17,510 --> 00:57:19,931 Ben de aynı şeyi düşünüyordum. 750 00:57:19,931 --> 00:57:22,932 En dipte kalmış fantezilerimi bile yapmak istiyorum. 751 00:57:22,932 --> 00:57:23,976 Oh çok iyi. 752 00:57:25,019 --> 00:57:29,815 Her zaman ayın üzerinde yürümek istemişimdir. 753 00:57:38,365 --> 00:57:41,907 Buddy. 754 00:57:43,202 --> 00:57:46,331 Peki ya sen Buddy? Sen ne yapmak isterdin? 755 00:57:50,753 --> 00:57:51,586 O burada. 756 00:58:09,521 --> 00:58:12,605 - Aman Tanrım! Bizi içeriye kilitledi! - Yardım çağırmalısın. 757 00:58:14,110 --> 00:58:16,405 Kimse yok mu? Kimse yok mu? Beni duyuyor musunuz! 758 00:58:17,405 --> 00:58:19,907 Cevap verin! Cevap verin! Tamam. 759 00:58:19,907 --> 00:58:21,804 Cevap verin! 760 00:58:21,894 --> 00:58:25,536 Burada acil bir durum var. 761 00:58:26,289 --> 00:58:29,416 Aman Tanrım. Kimse bizi duyamıyor. 762 00:58:29,501 --> 00:58:33,128 Bu duvarlarla ilgili bir sorun var sanırım. 763 00:58:36,923 --> 00:58:40,204 Tamam. Pekala. 764 00:58:40,219 --> 00:58:42,889 Sen burada bekle. Ben gidip yukarılara bakayım. 765 00:58:42,889 --> 00:58:44,005 Tamam. 766 00:58:53,983 --> 00:58:55,777 - Yardıma ihtiyacın var mı? - Hayır! 767 00:58:55,777 --> 00:58:58,822 - Tamam - Sence ben neye benziyorum? 768 00:58:59,155 --> 00:59:01,657 - Nazik olmaya çalışıyorum. - Beni koru! 769 00:59:01,657 --> 00:59:04,327 - Bunu nasıl yapacağım? - Beni koru! 770 00:59:04,327 --> 00:59:06,804 Göstermelik olarak yani. 771 00:59:07,998 --> 00:59:12,711 Bunu denizcilik okulunda göstermişlerdi. İki sene gittim. 772 00:59:12,751 --> 00:59:15,295 İki senemi karnımın üzerinde geçirdim. 773 00:59:15,295 --> 00:59:17,054 - Öyle mi? - Bak. 774 00:59:17,090 --> 00:59:19,605 Şu sakatın ne yaptığına baksana. 775 00:59:19,668 --> 00:59:21,677 Oh, kahretsin. 776 00:59:23,722 --> 00:59:25,974 Bak bunu yapabileceğini biliyorum. Bırak sana yardım edeyim. 777 00:59:25,974 --> 00:59:29,518 - Geri çekil bakalım! - Tamam. 778 00:59:33,606 --> 00:59:36,554 Ne yapacağız? Ben çok üşüyorum. 779 00:59:37,693 --> 00:59:40,780 - Soğuktan vücudumu hissetmiyorum. - Buddy, bunu hissedebiliyor musun? 780 00:59:40,780 --> 00:59:43,740 Hayır, biraz daha yukarı doğru çık. 781 00:59:44,490 --> 00:59:48,012 - Peki şimdi? - Okşamaya devam et. 782 00:59:52,333 --> 00:59:54,405 Oh, Buddy, bence... 783 00:59:54,418 --> 00:59:57,963 Cindy, lütfen! Bu bir ölüm kalım meselesi. 784 00:59:58,130 --> 00:59:59,804 Bunu senden... 785 01:00:00,182 --> 01:00:02,302 ...aşk adına istiyorum. 786 01:00:05,972 --> 01:00:09,804 Tamam Buddy. Aşk için yaparım. 787 01:00:18,943 --> 01:00:20,105 Cindy! 788 01:00:20,820 --> 01:00:24,572 - Ne kadar daha dayanabilirim bilmiyorum. - Bana bunu yapamazsın. 789 01:00:24,572 --> 01:00:27,952 Hayatını burada kaybetmeyeceksin. Devam edeceksin ve... 790 01:00:27,952 --> 01:00:30,605 ...bir sürü bebeğin olacak. - Oh, evet. 791 01:00:30,606 --> 01:00:33,166 - Yaşlı bir adam olunca öleceksin... - Yaşlı adam. 792 01:00:33,166 --> 01:00:35,126 - Sıcak yatağında. - Sıcak yatağımda. 793 01:00:35,126 --> 01:00:38,545 - Burada, bu şekilde olmaz! - Hayır. Amen. 794 01:00:38,545 --> 01:00:40,882 - Beni anlıyor musun? - Oh, Evet. 795 01:00:40,882 --> 01:00:44,719 Bu eve gelmek benim başıma gelen en güzel şey. 796 01:00:44,719 --> 01:00:49,139 - Benim de. - Ve bunun için minnettarım. 797 01:00:49,199 --> 01:00:51,934 - Sakın bırakma. - Hiçbir zaman bırakmayacağım! 798 01:00:51,934 --> 01:00:53,894 - Kendimi zayıf hissediyorum. - Buddy! 799 01:00:53,894 --> 01:00:55,730 - Geliyor... - Gelsin! 800 01:00:58,065 --> 01:01:02,804 Tamam, Dwight Hartman. Senin parlama zamanın geldi. 801 01:01:04,489 --> 01:01:05,697 Haydi bakalım. 802 01:01:12,371 --> 01:01:15,494 Haydi Kane. Göster kendini! 803 01:01:15,498 --> 01:01:18,836 Bak, termal gözlüklerime bile gerek yok. 804 01:01:45,195 --> 01:01:46,822 Bu doğru anneciğim. 805 01:01:55,331 --> 01:01:59,168 Hey Kane, aç mısın? Bundan yemeye ne dersin? 806 01:02:07,927 --> 01:02:09,969 Peki ya buna ne dersin? 807 01:02:13,307 --> 01:02:15,141 Yakaladım. 808 01:02:27,697 --> 01:02:32,452 Ne düşündüğünü biliyorum. 3 kurşun mu yoksa 117 kurşun mu harcadım? 809 01:02:32,751 --> 01:02:33,945 Pekala. 810 01:02:33,952 --> 01:02:35,938 Kendini şanslı mı hissediyorsun... 811 01:02:35,938 --> 01:02:37,105 ...Pank? 812 01:02:37,666 --> 01:02:40,583 Kendini şanslı mı hissediyorsun? 813 01:02:40,668 --> 01:02:46,007 - Kendini şanslı mı hissediyorsun Pank? - Vur beni pislik herif. 814 01:02:50,552 --> 01:02:54,474 - Tamam, iyi. - En güzel hareketini göstersene. 815 01:03:36,264 --> 01:03:38,307 Yardım edin! 816 01:03:40,369 --> 01:03:41,505 Yardım edin! 817 01:03:41,519 --> 01:03:44,405 Geldim. Elimi tut. 818 01:03:44,523 --> 01:03:48,605 Haydi, elimi tutmazsan aşağıya düşeceksin. 819 01:03:48,695 --> 01:03:53,090 - Hayır. Bana öbür elini ver. - Öbür elim o kadar güçlü değil. 820 01:03:53,090 --> 01:03:56,235 - Küçük elimi tutmalısın. - Hayır, git başımdan 821 01:03:56,235 --> 01:03:58,661 Tut elimi. Tutsana! 822 01:04:09,382 --> 01:04:13,005 Hayır. Neden ben? Hayır, neden? Hayır! 823 01:04:13,094 --> 01:04:15,554 Ben size iyi hizmet ettim. Bunu yapamazsınız. 824 01:04:15,554 --> 01:04:17,889 Hayır, lütfen. Durun, hayır! 825 01:04:21,311 --> 01:04:25,606 Tamam Buddy. Artık buradan çıkmamızın zamanı geldi. 826 01:04:57,681 --> 01:04:59,724 Roger! Roger! Duyuyor musun, Roger? 827 01:04:59,724 --> 01:05:02,175 - Ray, ben Cindy. - Ben Cindy ile konuşmak istemiyorum. 828 01:05:02,177 --> 01:05:05,230 Bana Roger'ı ver. Roger, neredesin adamım? Dalga geçmeyi bırak. 829 01:05:05,230 --> 01:05:08,650 Ray, dinle. Hayalet çok yaklaştı. Bizi az daha yakalıyordu. Buddy yaralandı. 830 01:05:08,650 --> 01:05:11,068 - Neredesiniz? - Tam arkanda. 831 01:05:11,235 --> 01:05:15,407 - Ray, Tanrıya şükürler. Shorty nerede? - Bilmiyorum. 832 01:05:15,407 --> 01:05:19,077 - Bir dakika önce buradaydı. - Tamam sen git Buddy'e yardım et. 833 01:05:19,077 --> 01:05:21,786 - Ben yukarı bakacağım. - Tamam. 834 01:05:23,606 --> 01:05:27,164 Çok güzel kokuyor. Merhaba Cindy. 835 01:05:27,168 --> 01:05:30,420 Cindy'e merhaba de Shorty. 836 01:05:30,547 --> 01:05:31,605 Merhaba. 837 01:05:32,757 --> 01:05:34,298 Cindy. 838 01:05:34,342 --> 01:05:37,177 Shorty, iyi misin? Konuş benimle. 839 01:05:38,054 --> 01:05:41,264 Morfin mi? Kloroform mu? Yoksa at uyuşturucusu mu? 840 01:05:41,264 --> 01:05:45,186 - Ona ilaç verdin! - Hayır vermedim. Gerçekten. 841 01:05:46,769 --> 01:05:49,065 Pekala Shorty. Kim yemek yemek istiyor? 842 01:05:49,065 --> 01:05:51,105 Ben! Ben! 843 01:05:51,190 --> 01:05:52,605 Oh, Hanson, lütfen. 844 01:05:52,608 --> 01:05:53,605 Hayır. 845 01:05:56,530 --> 01:05:59,284 - Burada neler oluyor? - Ben burada takılıyorum. 846 01:05:59,284 --> 01:06:02,119 Beynine ilaç verince böyle oluyor. 847 01:06:04,496 --> 01:06:06,248 Oh, kahretsin adamım. 848 01:06:14,382 --> 01:06:17,005 - Shorty! - İşim bitti. 849 01:06:17,260 --> 01:06:19,255 Cindy, neler oluyor? 850 01:06:19,260 --> 01:06:22,474 Hanson. İçinde şeytan var. Haydi yakalayalım. 851 01:07:02,597 --> 01:07:04,432 Charlie'nin Melekleri! 852 01:07:10,855 --> 01:07:11,606 Saldırın. 853 01:07:29,623 --> 01:07:31,166 Tamam. 854 01:07:33,878 --> 01:07:35,420 Haydi. 855 01:07:37,132 --> 01:07:38,204 Saldırın. 856 01:07:51,688 --> 01:07:53,105 Tamam. 857 01:07:56,818 --> 01:07:59,605 Oh, Hayırrrrr! 858 01:09:06,763 --> 01:09:07,803 Kahretsin. 859 01:09:16,187 --> 01:09:21,004 - İyi misin Dwight? - Bacaklarımı hissedemiyorum. 860 01:09:23,861 --> 01:09:25,991 Bacaklarımı hissedemiyorum! 861 01:09:26,031 --> 01:09:29,075 - Hiç hissetmedin ki. - Bundan uzak dur tamam mı? 862 01:09:29,075 --> 01:09:32,955 Dinle. Diğerlerini unutun ve benimle yukarıda buluşun. Tamam mı? 863 01:09:32,955 --> 01:09:36,875 Sen burada kal. Yardım et. Bana kemerini ver. 864 01:09:40,254 --> 01:09:41,173 Bir Turna. 865 01:09:45,759 --> 01:09:48,105 Bir Kaplan. 866 01:09:53,183 --> 01:09:55,205 Sarhoş Maymun. 867 01:09:58,816 --> 01:10:00,605 Deli Dana. 868 01:10:03,093 --> 01:10:04,803 Adi herif! 869 01:10:07,656 --> 01:10:09,205 Deve Parmağı. 870 01:10:31,888 --> 01:10:35,601 Buradan kaçalım çocuklar! Haydi! 871 01:10:40,857 --> 01:10:42,732 Ray, 180 derece dön. 872 01:10:43,276 --> 01:10:48,071 Dinleyin. Birinin gidip onu platforma getirmesi gerekiyor. 873 01:10:51,700 --> 01:10:53,205 Tamam. 874 01:10:53,244 --> 01:10:55,205 - Ben yaparım. - Cindy ben... 875 01:10:55,280 --> 01:10:58,415 Hayır, Buddy! Onun istediği kişi benim. 876 01:10:59,125 --> 01:11:02,605 Aslında ben, sen ölünce bilgisayarını alabilir miyim diyecektim. 877 01:11:04,089 --> 01:11:06,714 Tamam. O buraya geldiği anda senin gitmen gerekiyor. 878 01:11:06,714 --> 01:11:09,759 - Tamam. - Tamam 180 derece dön. 879 01:11:11,638 --> 01:11:15,642 Hugh Kane, senin istediğin benim. Gel ve beni al! 880 01:11:15,642 --> 01:11:19,477 Artık korkmuyorum! Göster kendini! 881 01:11:40,665 --> 01:11:43,669 - Dwight, o burada. Bir şeyler yap! - Yapamam. Hala platformun üzerindeler. 882 01:11:43,669 --> 01:11:49,549 - Düğmeye basarsam kız ölür. - Cindy, çekil oradan. Kendini öldüreceksin. 883 01:11:49,549 --> 01:11:52,387 Yoldan çekil! Gidip onu alacağım! 884 01:11:54,848 --> 01:11:58,308 - Neden bu kadar yavaş koşuyor? - Ray, daha hızlı koş! 885 01:11:58,308 --> 01:11:58,852 Tamam! 886 01:12:00,392 --> 01:12:04,232 - Düğmeye bas! - Artık sonsuza kadar benimsin! 887 01:12:16,160 --> 01:12:17,785 Beni kurtardın Ray. 888 01:12:18,664 --> 01:12:22,459 - İyi misin? - İyiyim. Sanırım kıçım kırıldı. 889 01:12:45,446 --> 01:12:46,504 Başardık. 890 01:12:46,522 --> 01:12:50,320 - Neler oluyor? - Başardın Shorty. Yaşıyorsun! 891 01:12:51,611 --> 01:12:53,004 Başardık! 892 01:12:53,205 --> 01:12:55,405 İki Ay Sonra... 893 01:12:55,605 --> 01:12:59,285 Gerçekten çok garipti. Gerçekten öyle. 894 01:12:59,285 --> 01:13:02,374 Bunu atlatmamız kısa sürmeyecek ve biliyor musunuz... 895 01:13:02,374 --> 01:13:06,209 ...artık bu evden kurtulup okula döndüğümüz için... 896 01:13:06,209 --> 01:13:08,803 ...her şey güzel olacak. 897 01:13:08,888 --> 01:13:12,133 Oh Tanrım.! Keser misin şunu? 898 01:13:12,174 --> 01:13:14,678 Neden beni ölmem için orada bırakmadınız? 899 01:13:14,678 --> 01:13:16,763 Bana bir ip verin, kendimi asacağım! 900 01:13:16,763 --> 01:13:18,598 İşte kendimi asıyorum. 901 01:13:22,102 --> 01:13:25,205 Alo? Merhaba baba! 902 01:13:25,469 --> 01:13:27,397 Tatiliniz iyi geçiyor mu? 903 01:13:28,022 --> 01:13:31,526 Oh, hayır. Kuşlar temiz hayvanlardır. Problem olmaz. 904 01:13:31,526 --> 01:13:34,781 Tanrı'nın cezası, yemimi nereye koydun? 905 01:13:39,910 --> 01:13:42,289 Oh baba, Buddy geldi. Gitmem gerekiyor. 906 01:13:42,289 --> 01:13:45,709 - Tamam. Seni seviyorum. - Çok kocamandı! 907 01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:47,803 - Merhaba, Buddy. - Sürpriz. 908 01:13:47,825 --> 01:13:49,405 Açığa düşme! 909 01:13:50,588 --> 01:13:53,424 Daha çabuk olmalısın kalem pipili. 910 01:13:53,549 --> 01:13:54,504 Haydi. 911 01:13:56,177 --> 01:13:58,513 Hey, şuraya bakın? Bir arı! 912 01:13:58,638 --> 01:14:02,308 Buddy, hayatımda kimse beni korumak için bu kadar şey yapmamıştı. 913 01:14:02,308 --> 01:14:06,405 - Ama böyle olmalı. - İki sosisli lütfen. 914 01:14:10,857 --> 01:14:14,643 Buddy, yakala şunu! Buddy? Buddy! 915 01:14:14,655 --> 01:14:18,504 - Senin için geri geldim. - Bu olamaz! 916 01:14:19,200 --> 01:14:23,593 Ama oluyor. Sonsuza kadar birlikte olacağız! 917 01:14:24,289 --> 01:14:30,705 - Hayırrr! - Evettt! 918 01:14:34,508 --> 01:14:38,843 - Bir şey duydun mu? - Hayır hiç bir şey duymadım.

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1 00:00:28,783 --> 00:00:33,617 Dolly'll never go away 2 00:00:33,783 --> 00:00:38,283 Dolly'll never go away again 3 00:00:42,367 --> 00:00:43,742 Hey, do you guys know this one? 4 00:00:45,533 --> 00:00:47,075 Oh! 5 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:48,992 Now this is the real shit. 6 00:00:49,075 --> 00:00:50,533 Uh-huh. 7 00:00:53,825 --> 00:00:56,200 Shake your ass, watch yourself 8 00:00:56,367 --> 00:00:57,783 Shake your ass 9 00:00:57,867 --> 00:00:59,283 Show me what you're working with 10 00:00:59,367 --> 00:01:01,325 Attention all young players and pimps 11 00:01:01,450 --> 00:01:03,575 Right now is the place to be 12 00:01:03,700 --> 00:01:06,450 I thought I told y'all niggers before 13 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:08,492 Y'all niggers don't fuck with me 14 00:01:08,617 --> 00:01:10,117 Shake your ass 15 00:01:10,242 --> 00:01:11,242 Watch yourself 16 00:01:11,408 --> 00:01:12,658 Shake your ass 17 00:01:12,783 --> 00:01:13,867 Show me what you're working with 18 00:01:13,992 --> 00:01:15,158 Shake your ass 19 00:01:18,492 --> 00:01:20,450 You suck. 20 00:01:23,992 --> 00:01:25,867 - Uh! - Uh! 21 00:01:32,742 --> 00:01:33,658 Oh! 22 00:01:33,742 --> 00:01:36,700 Who put the horse out? 23 00:01:45,617 --> 00:01:46,867 She's good. 24 00:01:50,783 --> 00:01:53,742 She-she's been really sick. 25 00:01:55,992 --> 00:01:58,200 Bad, bad, bad girl! 26 00:02:04,992 --> 00:02:07,908 OK. That'll be $17.50. 27 00:02:07,992 --> 00:02:10,033 Hey, buddy! Hey, pay the fare. 28 00:02:15,075 --> 00:02:16,325 I'm Father McFeely. 29 00:02:16,408 --> 00:02:17,742 I'm so glad you're here. 30 00:02:17,825 --> 00:02:19,867 I came as fast as I could, but at my age... 31 00:02:19,992 --> 00:02:21,950 the little soldier needs a lot more thumping... 32 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:23,950 before it starts pumping, if you know what I mean. 33 00:02:24,075 --> 00:02:25,742 I do find, though, if I tickle my asshole... 34 00:02:25,825 --> 00:02:28,117 just before I unleash the dog of war- 35 00:02:28,242 --> 00:02:29,492 It's OK. I understand. 36 00:02:29,575 --> 00:02:31,450 You know, because in the old days... 37 00:02:31,575 --> 00:02:33,033 you know when you- 38 00:02:35,117 --> 00:02:36,533 How is she? 39 00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:38,867 It's gotten worse, Father. 40 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,367 Really? 41 00:02:41,492 --> 00:02:44,408 She won't eat, she won't talk. 42 00:02:45,658 --> 00:02:48,450 The child won't even let me touch her. 43 00:02:48,533 --> 00:02:52,033 Yes. Sometimes you have to give them candy. 44 00:02:52,158 --> 00:02:53,325 Father... 45 00:02:53,450 --> 00:02:55,825 the church sent me to assist you. 46 00:02:55,992 --> 00:02:57,950 I'm Father Harris. 47 00:02:58,075 --> 00:02:59,950 - Hi. - Hi. Nice to see you. 48 00:03:00,075 --> 00:03:02,450 Would you like to see the girl? 49 00:03:02,533 --> 00:03:04,742 Soon... 50 00:03:04,867 --> 00:03:07,325 but first I must bless this house. 51 00:03:24,825 --> 00:03:27,367 "The sorrows of death compassed me... 52 00:03:27,492 --> 00:03:29,700 "and the pains of Hell got hold upon me. 53 00:03:29,825 --> 00:03:30,908 "I found... " 54 00:03:33,283 --> 00:03:36,075 "Then called I upon the name of the Lord and... " 55 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:52,700 "My soul from death. " 56 00:03:52,825 --> 00:03:55,200 Oh, God. Please, Lord. 57 00:03:55,367 --> 00:03:58,700 Help me to release this demon. 58 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,158 Ahh! 59 00:04:03,242 --> 00:04:06,992 Thank you, Lord, the most merciful Almighty. 60 00:04:07,075 --> 00:04:08,242 Oh, hold on. 61 00:04:11,867 --> 00:04:14,242 Ahh! Ah, those enchiladas. 62 00:04:14,408 --> 00:04:16,242 Ha, ha, ha! 63 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:19,158 Thank you, Lord. 64 00:04:37,450 --> 00:04:38,825 Aah! 65 00:04:38,908 --> 00:04:40,450 Fuck this. 66 00:04:41,533 --> 00:04:42,908 Father! 67 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:44,783 Fuck! Did you see this? Look at this! 68 00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:46,492 Please, Father, think of the child. 69 00:04:46,617 --> 00:04:47,533 Fuck! 70 00:04:47,617 --> 00:04:48,867 Yes. 71 00:04:56,283 --> 00:04:57,867 It's freezing. 72 00:05:16,408 --> 00:05:17,492 Let us pray. 73 00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:19,992 "Defender of the human race... 74 00:05:20,117 --> 00:05:22,867 "look down in pity upon this, your servant. " 75 00:05:22,950 --> 00:05:25,242 Shove it up your ass, you worthless piece of shit. 76 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:26,950 Aah! 77 00:05:27,075 --> 00:05:28,742 Silence! 78 00:05:28,867 --> 00:05:29,783 Mmm. 79 00:05:29,867 --> 00:05:31,117 "Holy Lord-" 80 00:05:31,242 --> 00:05:33,992 Your mother is in here with us, Harris. 81 00:05:34,075 --> 00:05:34,992 Would you like to leave a message? 82 00:05:35,117 --> 00:05:36,742 I'll be sure that she gets it. 83 00:05:36,867 --> 00:05:39,658 Yes. Mom, will you get out of there, please? 84 00:05:41,575 --> 00:05:42,825 You're no fun. 85 00:05:42,950 --> 00:05:44,367 I'm working. 86 00:05:44,450 --> 00:05:46,492 See you later, Mrs. Harris. 87 00:05:46,617 --> 00:05:49,075 "Holy Lord, Almighty Father in-" 88 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,117 Aah! 89 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:51,117 "Everlasting God... 90 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,283 "and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ... 91 00:05:53,408 --> 00:05:55,617 "and the Virgin Mary's baby daddy. 92 00:05:55,742 --> 00:05:58,700 "Holy Lord, Almighty Father... 93 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:00,325 "everlasting God... 94 00:06:00,408 --> 00:06:03,283 "who once consigned that fallen tyrant... 95 00:06:03,367 --> 00:06:04,700 "to the flames of Hell... 96 00:06:04,783 --> 00:06:07,825 "who sent your only son into the world... 97 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:09,992 "to crush that roaring tiger... 98 00:06:10,075 --> 00:06:11,908 "and who got that unholy bitch Jerri... 99 00:06:12,033 --> 00:06:13,117 "kicked off of "Survivor-" 100 00:06:13,283 --> 00:06:15,992 Fuck me! Fuck me! 101 00:06:16,075 --> 00:06:17,658 Father! 102 00:06:17,783 --> 00:06:19,450 Father! 103 00:06:19,575 --> 00:06:20,492 Huh? 104 00:06:20,575 --> 00:06:22,450 This is not part of the ritual. 105 00:06:23,742 --> 00:06:28,617 In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy- 106 00:06:28,742 --> 00:06:30,700 Ha, ha, ha! 107 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:40,117 Ha, ha, ha! 108 00:06:41,867 --> 00:06:43,367 Ha, ha, ha! 109 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:50,408 Oh! 110 00:06:52,242 --> 00:06:53,658 Here you go, Father. All clean. 111 00:06:53,783 --> 00:06:55,200 Oh, thank you so much. 112 00:06:55,283 --> 00:06:57,200 OK. 113 00:06:57,283 --> 00:06:59,242 Hee, hee, hee! 114 00:06:59,367 --> 00:07:01,283 You failed, McFeely. 115 00:07:01,408 --> 00:07:03,867 Your weapons are useless against me. 116 00:07:03,950 --> 00:07:05,700 Let us pray. 117 00:07:05,783 --> 00:07:08,617 Our Father who Art in Heaven- 118 00:07:08,700 --> 00:07:09,783 Ha ha! 119 00:07:09,908 --> 00:07:11,367 Stop it! 120 00:07:11,450 --> 00:07:12,867 Hallowed be Thy name. 121 00:07:12,950 --> 00:07:13,950 Ha ha! 122 00:07:14,075 --> 00:07:15,075 Zip it. 123 00:07:15,283 --> 00:07:16,367 Thy kingdom come. 124 00:07:16,492 --> 00:07:19,450 Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. 125 00:07:19,575 --> 00:07:20,492 Ha! Shit! 126 00:07:24,075 --> 00:07:25,617 Suck on this. 127 00:07:25,742 --> 00:07:26,825 Uh-oh! 128 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:55,325 Why can't you call and say you miss me? 129 00:07:55,450 --> 00:07:57,450 So you think you made it into the class, Shorty? 130 00:07:57,533 --> 00:07:58,783 I sure hope so, Cindy. 131 00:07:58,908 --> 00:08:00,325 You could use the grade, huh? 132 00:08:00,408 --> 00:08:02,617 Nah. I need a place to stay. 133 00:08:02,742 --> 00:08:05,408 Mom Dukes kicked me out, but you know something? 134 00:08:05,492 --> 00:08:07,867 I learned something very important in college- 135 00:08:07,992 --> 00:08:09,242 the value of books. 136 00:08:09,325 --> 00:08:10,242 Really? 137 00:08:10,367 --> 00:08:11,450 Yeah. Look at this here. 138 00:08:13,075 --> 00:08:17,575 Free paper. Ha ha! Shit, son. 139 00:08:17,658 --> 00:08:19,867 Yeah, so how you digging college? 140 00:08:19,950 --> 00:08:21,117 I don't know. 141 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,575 It's OK, I guess. 142 00:08:23,700 --> 00:08:25,992 I feel like such a geek sometimes, though. 143 00:08:26,075 --> 00:08:28,533 Everyone is so cool, and I'm... not. 144 00:08:28,658 --> 00:08:30,700 Oh, come on, Cindy. 145 00:08:30,783 --> 00:08:32,158 You ain't that bad. 146 00:08:32,242 --> 00:08:34,117 All you need is a little bit of flavor. 147 00:08:34,242 --> 00:08:35,742 Hmm. Maybe some new gear. 148 00:08:35,825 --> 00:08:36,992 "Gear?" 149 00:08:37,075 --> 00:08:38,325 That's slang for "clothing. " 150 00:08:38,408 --> 00:08:40,325 - Oh. - Here. Come on. 151 00:08:40,408 --> 00:08:41,742 We gonna cool you up right now. 152 00:08:41,825 --> 00:08:45,325 Don't sit like this, first of all. 153 00:08:45,450 --> 00:08:47,450 Don't sit like that, son. Sit cool. 154 00:08:47,533 --> 00:08:49,367 - OK. - Right up, son. 155 00:08:49,450 --> 00:08:51,450 Feel yourself, son, like that. 156 00:08:51,533 --> 00:08:52,783 Yeah. Now go like this. 157 00:08:52,867 --> 00:08:54,992 Uh. Uh, yeah. 158 00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:57,033 - That's cool. - Yeah. 159 00:08:57,117 --> 00:08:58,700 Yeah. Now stand up, let me show you some moves. 160 00:08:58,783 --> 00:09:01,033 Right, left. 161 00:09:01,158 --> 00:09:03,242 Uh, son. Uh! 162 00:09:03,325 --> 00:09:04,492 Right, left. 163 00:09:04,617 --> 00:09:05,700 Right, kick. 164 00:09:05,825 --> 00:09:06,742 Uh, son. 165 00:09:06,867 --> 00:09:08,033 Uh, psych. 166 00:09:08,117 --> 00:09:09,117 Throw a little bit of slang in there. 167 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:12,950 Say, "Yo, that jacket is tight, son. Ya mean?" 168 00:09:13,033 --> 00:09:15,742 Yo, that jacket is tight, son. 169 00:09:15,825 --> 00:09:17,492 - Ya mean? - Ya mean? 170 00:09:17,575 --> 00:09:20,533 Yeah, something like that. 171 00:09:20,617 --> 00:09:21,533 Throw it all together. 172 00:09:21,617 --> 00:09:23,158 OK. Right, left. 173 00:09:23,242 --> 00:09:24,867 Right, kick, uh! 174 00:09:24,950 --> 00:09:27,033 Yo, that jacket is tight. 175 00:09:27,117 --> 00:09:30,158 Now run that shit, bitch. Ya mean? 176 00:09:32,242 --> 00:09:34,200 That is the shit, dog. 177 00:09:34,325 --> 00:09:37,325 Oh, man. You boners aren't ready yet? 178 00:09:37,408 --> 00:09:39,450 Dude, relax, man. I'm telling you, 179 00:09:39,533 --> 00:09:41,450 We'll get there on time, all right? 180 00:09:41,533 --> 00:09:43,283 Yo, dogs, what y'all think? 181 00:09:43,367 --> 00:09:44,992 Tucked in or out? 182 00:09:46,617 --> 00:09:47,700 - Out, man. - Out, man. Come on. 183 00:09:47,825 --> 00:09:50,200 No doubt. No doubt. That's what I thought. 184 00:09:50,325 --> 00:09:52,950 You fuckheads would be ready if you weren't partying all night. 185 00:09:53,033 --> 00:09:55,325 Come on, man. It was so awesome. 186 00:09:55,408 --> 00:09:56,658 We got so wasted, man! 187 00:09:56,783 --> 00:09:58,408 I had, like, a keg myself. 188 00:09:58,492 --> 00:10:00,533 I woke up naked in a tub of ice. 189 00:10:00,617 --> 00:10:01,617 All right! 190 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:03,117 Yeah, man. 191 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:06,367 Oh, shit, Ray, you got a tattoo. 192 00:10:06,450 --> 00:10:08,658 Oh, shit. What's it say? 193 00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:10,867 "Ray!" Oh, man. 194 00:10:10,950 --> 00:10:12,783 Oh, shit, you got a tattoo, too. 195 00:10:12,867 --> 00:10:13,867 Oh, really? Dude! 196 00:10:13,950 --> 00:10:15,742 Dude, what's it say? 197 00:10:15,825 --> 00:10:17,283 "Fucked me. " 198 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,242 Oh, sweet, man. "Ray... " 199 00:10:19,325 --> 00:10:20,492 "Fucked me. " 200 00:10:20,575 --> 00:10:22,617 - "Ray... " - "Fucked me. " 201 00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:24,492 "Ray fucked me. " 202 00:10:24,575 --> 00:10:27,408 Yeah! Ha ha! Whoo! 203 00:10:27,492 --> 00:10:29,450 What, man? 204 00:10:29,533 --> 00:10:30,700 Oh. 205 00:10:30,825 --> 00:10:32,408 Wedgie moment! Ha ha! 206 00:10:32,492 --> 00:10:35,867 Come on. You're gonna give me a yeast infection. 207 00:10:35,992 --> 00:10:37,533 Hey, girl, that jacket is slamming. 208 00:10:37,617 --> 00:10:38,533 Thanks. 209 00:10:38,617 --> 00:10:39,700 You better be careful, though. 210 00:10:39,783 --> 00:10:40,950 Some girl got an ass-whipping... 211 00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:42,742 over a jacket stolen earlier today. 212 00:10:42,825 --> 00:10:45,033 Some people is so ghetto. 213 00:10:45,158 --> 00:10:47,200 What class we got next? 214 00:10:47,325 --> 00:10:48,325 Psychology. 215 00:10:48,450 --> 00:10:50,575 Oh! Me, too! 101? 216 00:10:50,658 --> 00:10:53,492 - In room 302 at 10? - That's it! 217 00:10:53,575 --> 00:10:56,033 Oh! Uh-uh! No. This is too much. 218 00:10:56,117 --> 00:10:57,283 I got these psychic powers on line. 219 00:10:57,408 --> 00:10:59,867 Remind me to get a lotto ticket tomorrow. 220 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:01,867 Oh, don't split the pole now. 221 00:11:01,950 --> 00:11:04,658 That is very, very bad luck. My psychic told me. 222 00:11:04,742 --> 00:11:07,033 You don't really believe in that stuff, do you? 223 00:11:07,158 --> 00:11:09,033 Yes, I do. Very much. 224 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:16,867 Are these all the subjects? 225 00:11:16,950 --> 00:11:18,992 Yes, sir. I took the liberty of putting... 226 00:11:19,075 --> 00:11:21,367 those with near-death experiences on the very top. 227 00:11:21,492 --> 00:11:22,908 Any of them hot? 228 00:11:22,992 --> 00:11:26,117 As I'm sure you are aware, Professor... 229 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:29,325 subjects who are close to death are statistically more likely... 230 00:11:29,408 --> 00:11:31,075 to have the suggestibility required... 231 00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:34,117 for paranormal investigation, which is why, of course... 232 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:37,033 I gave them special consideration. 233 00:11:37,117 --> 00:11:38,658 Oh, good thinking, Dwight. 234 00:11:38,742 --> 00:11:41,033 Traumatized coeds are a sure thing. 235 00:11:44,117 --> 00:11:45,450 Ooh, I like her. 236 00:11:45,533 --> 00:11:46,908 Oh, yes, sir. That is Cindy Campbell- 237 00:11:46,992 --> 00:11:50,117 classic abandoned personality disorder. 238 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:52,033 She seems guarded, but willing. 239 00:11:53,117 --> 00:11:54,700 And this? 240 00:11:54,783 --> 00:11:56,367 That is Ray Wilkins, sir. 241 00:11:56,450 --> 00:11:57,950 I couldn't quite figure him out... 242 00:11:58,033 --> 00:12:00,242 but he seemed very eager and pleased to meet me. 243 00:12:00,367 --> 00:12:02,492 What's this? 244 00:12:02,617 --> 00:12:07,283 It's a picture that he sent after the interview. 245 00:12:07,367 --> 00:12:10,200 Where did you find these kids? 246 00:12:10,283 --> 00:12:11,742 Sir, they're all survivors... 247 00:12:11,825 --> 00:12:13,367 of the Stevenston County Massacre. 248 00:12:13,450 --> 00:12:16,783 Oh, fantastic! 249 00:12:17,950 --> 00:12:21,450 These kids are exactly the catalyst we need... 250 00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:25,158 to awaken the spirits of Hell House. 251 00:12:25,283 --> 00:12:28,617 Sir, exactly how are we going to get them up there? 252 00:12:28,783 --> 00:12:30,325 We'll tell them... 253 00:12:30,408 --> 00:12:31,950 it's part of the class. 254 00:12:32,033 --> 00:12:35,158 We'll say-excuse me- 255 00:12:35,242 --> 00:12:36,492 that they're participating in a study... 256 00:12:36,575 --> 00:12:38,867 of sleep disorders. 257 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,783 We are going to make history, Dwight- 258 00:12:40,867 --> 00:12:43,158 the first documented... 259 00:12:43,283 --> 00:12:47,950 unrefuted evidence of life after death. 260 00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:49,200 Welcome, everybody. 261 00:12:49,283 --> 00:12:51,367 I'm Professor Oldman. 262 00:12:51,450 --> 00:12:54,200 Each of you have been carefully selected... 263 00:12:54,283 --> 00:12:55,617 to be in this class... 264 00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:59,450 for which you receive an automatic grade of "A"... 265 00:12:59,533 --> 00:13:01,367 upon completion. 266 00:13:01,450 --> 00:13:04,783 Now, this year's study is insomnia. 267 00:13:06,242 --> 00:13:08,533 We are going to spend the weekend together... 268 00:13:08,658 --> 00:13:11,117 where we've established a controlled environment... 269 00:13:11,242 --> 00:13:16,117 in which we'll study your various sleep disorders. 270 00:13:16,242 --> 00:13:17,492 Now, I'll be passing out directions- 271 00:13:17,575 --> 00:13:19,783 - I can do it. - No. 272 00:13:19,908 --> 00:13:21,492 - No, Dwight. - I can do it. 273 00:13:21,575 --> 00:13:24,783 I can... myself... do it. 274 00:13:24,867 --> 00:13:26,783 Now, you should all be there... 275 00:13:26,867 --> 00:13:31,450 by 6 p. m. tonight and plan to stay through Monday. 276 00:13:31,533 --> 00:13:33,117 I'll see you all this evening. 277 00:13:33,242 --> 00:13:35,450 Hey! 278 00:13:35,575 --> 00:13:36,825 You left your book back there. 279 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:39,492 Oh. Thanks. 280 00:13:39,575 --> 00:13:40,950 I'm Cindy. 281 00:13:41,033 --> 00:13:42,617 - Buddy. - Hey. 282 00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:45,658 So, looks like we're gonna spend the weekend together. 283 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:46,992 Yeah. 284 00:13:47,075 --> 00:13:50,283 You want to get together and study or something? 285 00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:52,492 Study? Ha! 286 00:13:53,575 --> 00:13:54,575 That was kind of bad. 287 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:55,867 Ha, ha, ha! 288 00:13:55,992 --> 00:13:57,075 I'm sorry, Buddy. 289 00:13:57,200 --> 00:14:00,033 You seem like a really nice guy... 290 00:14:00,117 --> 00:14:03,325 but I just got out of a really bad relationship... 291 00:14:03,408 --> 00:14:05,617 so I'm not quite ready to start dating yet. 292 00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:07,492 Oh. 293 00:14:07,575 --> 00:14:09,783 But, hey, you know, maybe we could be friends. 294 00:14:09,908 --> 00:14:13,033 Sure. Yeah. Cool. That-friends. 295 00:14:13,117 --> 00:14:15,200 OK. See you later, friend. 296 00:14:15,283 --> 00:14:17,117 All right, pal. 297 00:14:18,575 --> 00:14:19,825 Oh! 298 00:14:19,908 --> 00:14:23,325 Wedgie! Smell you later! 299 00:14:47,033 --> 00:14:49,242 Hey! Will you shut the fuck up... 300 00:14:49,325 --> 00:14:50,575 and let me sing? 301 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,867 Ow! 302 00:15:33,950 --> 00:15:35,367 Hello? 303 00:15:37,908 --> 00:15:39,450 Oh! 304 00:15:41,575 --> 00:15:43,533 Hello? 305 00:15:53,825 --> 00:15:55,158 Hello? 306 00:15:57,408 --> 00:16:00,117 Hi, little guy. Look at you. 307 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,283 Little? I'm not little. 308 00:16:01,408 --> 00:16:04,325 I'm hung like a bull, lady. Check it out. 309 00:16:04,408 --> 00:16:06,200 You ever seen a bird dick this big? 310 00:16:06,283 --> 00:16:07,742 Too much for you, huh, baby? 311 00:16:07,825 --> 00:16:08,742 Yeah. 312 00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:10,742 All right. Step off then, sweet cheeks. 313 00:16:10,825 --> 00:16:12,533 Come back when you want some real loving. 314 00:16:13,908 --> 00:16:15,950 OK. 315 00:16:16,033 --> 00:16:17,408 Fucking tease. 316 00:16:24,492 --> 00:16:26,283 Hello? 317 00:16:29,533 --> 00:16:30,867 Aah! 318 00:16:37,117 --> 00:16:39,492 Oh, I'm-I'm sorry, child. 319 00:16:39,575 --> 00:16:41,283 Did I frighten you, child? 320 00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:45,200 Oh, I'm sorry. Are you scared? 321 00:16:45,325 --> 00:16:47,617 All right. I'll sing to you. 322 00:16:47,742 --> 00:16:52,617 God is in his holy temple 323 00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:58,617 Better? 324 00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:02,117 I'm here with Professor Oldman's group. 325 00:17:02,242 --> 00:17:05,492 I'm Hanson. I'm the caretaker. 326 00:17:05,575 --> 00:17:07,158 - Hi. - Hi. 327 00:17:07,242 --> 00:17:08,617 And what's your name, sweet child? 328 00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:09,783 I'm Cindy. 329 00:17:09,908 --> 00:17:11,325 Cindy. 330 00:17:11,408 --> 00:17:14,992 Oh, but the resemblance is striking. 331 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:19,700 Look at the thin cheek bones and the same lips. 332 00:17:19,783 --> 00:17:21,908 Same-same eyes. 333 00:17:21,992 --> 00:17:24,283 Look at your hair. 334 00:17:24,408 --> 00:17:25,325 Oh, I'm sorry. 335 00:17:25,408 --> 00:17:27,533 You've got the same nose. 336 00:17:27,658 --> 00:17:28,908 Tickle, tickle. 337 00:17:28,992 --> 00:17:31,200 Be-boop, be-boop on the nose. 338 00:17:31,325 --> 00:17:32,825 Ha, ha, ha! 339 00:17:32,908 --> 00:17:35,367 Shall I show you to your room? 340 00:17:35,450 --> 00:17:38,200 Oh! Oh, that's heavy. Whoo! That's heavy! 341 00:17:38,283 --> 00:17:40,492 I better use my strong hand. 342 00:17:40,575 --> 00:17:42,867 - Oh! Clumsy. - Oh! No, that's fine. 343 00:17:42,950 --> 00:17:44,742 Look, you got the panties- 344 00:17:44,825 --> 00:17:46,200 I can take care of it. 345 00:17:46,283 --> 00:17:47,867 Look at- Oh, what you got here? 346 00:17:49,158 --> 00:17:51,617 Ah! 347 00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:52,950 Can't forget your toothbrush. 348 00:17:53,033 --> 00:17:54,117 Oh! 349 00:17:54,242 --> 00:17:55,492 Gonna need that for later. 350 00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,325 OK. Here we go. Follow me, child. 351 00:17:57,408 --> 00:17:59,033 - Oh, God. - Watch my bottom. 352 00:17:59,117 --> 00:18:00,200 Coming through. 353 00:18:00,325 --> 00:18:02,158 Come on. Right this way. 354 00:18:02,242 --> 00:18:04,367 Here we are. 355 00:18:05,658 --> 00:18:09,408 So, um, do you live here by yourself? 356 00:18:09,492 --> 00:18:11,242 Well, yes. We've tried to rent it out... 357 00:18:11,325 --> 00:18:13,450 but people don't seem to want to stay very long. 358 00:18:13,533 --> 00:18:17,117 Ha ha! Oh, there's old Mother Kane... 359 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,242 and that's old Master Kane. 360 00:18:19,367 --> 00:18:20,950 Who's that? 361 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,075 That's Big Daddy Kane. 362 00:18:24,158 --> 00:18:25,158 Oh. 363 00:18:25,283 --> 00:18:26,367 Oh, he's cute. 364 00:18:26,450 --> 00:18:27,367 Oh, yeah. 365 00:18:27,492 --> 00:18:30,367 That was the master's favorite toy. 366 00:18:30,450 --> 00:18:33,117 I don't know what it's doing out here. 367 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,658 I swear. Sometimes I think... 368 00:18:34,742 --> 00:18:37,283 these toys have a mind of their own. 369 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:42,325 Ow! Ow! 370 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:49,492 Right this way. 371 00:18:50,867 --> 00:18:53,742 Oh, no, no, no. Not that room, sweetheart. 372 00:18:53,825 --> 00:18:56,033 No. That was the master's mistress's room. 373 00:18:56,117 --> 00:19:00,033 Yeah, he kind of was a little bit of a hornball. 374 00:19:00,117 --> 00:19:03,033 No. You go and stay right over here. 375 00:19:03,117 --> 00:19:06,117 This was the room that belonged to the love of his life... 376 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:09,367 his wife, Caroline. 377 00:19:09,450 --> 00:19:10,783 I'll show it to you. 378 00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:13,325 Oh! Watch. My fanny's coming through. 379 00:19:13,450 --> 00:19:16,575 Watch it. Make room for fanny. 380 00:19:16,658 --> 00:19:19,867 Oh, wow! It's beautiful. 381 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,117 Well, thank you, child. 382 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,033 You know, I have been working out. 383 00:19:23,117 --> 00:19:25,200 I've been doing my bun busters every day. 384 00:19:25,283 --> 00:19:27,825 I squeeze really tight, and then I let loose. 385 00:19:27,908 --> 00:19:30,450 I squeeze really tight... 386 00:19:30,575 --> 00:19:31,950 and then let loose. 387 00:19:32,033 --> 00:19:32,950 Ooh! 388 00:19:34,033 --> 00:19:37,950 OK. Ooh! 389 00:19:38,075 --> 00:19:39,908 Oh, yes. 390 00:19:39,992 --> 00:19:41,158 Look at this. 391 00:19:41,242 --> 00:19:43,283 Caroline looked beautiful in that dress. 392 00:19:43,408 --> 00:19:46,658 In fact, she always looked her best. 393 00:19:46,742 --> 00:19:48,700 Do you know that she used to entertain... 394 00:19:48,825 --> 00:19:51,575 for royalty and common folk and... 395 00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:53,450 even the President of the United States. 396 00:19:55,575 --> 00:19:57,617 Ew. 397 00:19:59,742 --> 00:20:00,908 Oh! 398 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,033 Oh, don't be frightened, child. 399 00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:04,158 This is just Mr. Kittles. 400 00:20:04,242 --> 00:20:06,617 He was the master's favorite pet. 401 00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:09,075 He's been in the family for generations. 402 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,575 Look at him. He hasn't aged a day. 403 00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:15,533 All right, child, I think I'll take my leave. 404 00:20:15,617 --> 00:20:19,117 You let me know if there's anything you need. 405 00:20:19,492 --> 00:20:21,033 Yes, and as you can see, Professor... 406 00:20:21,075 --> 00:20:22,575 I've taken care of everything... 407 00:20:22,658 --> 00:20:24,700 including medical supplies and blood storage. 408 00:20:24,825 --> 00:20:26,325 We want to be safe. 409 00:20:26,408 --> 00:20:28,950 Are these cameras all throughout the house? 410 00:20:29,075 --> 00:20:31,450 Yes, sir. I thought that would be best. 411 00:20:31,575 --> 00:20:33,367 So if one of our little chickadees... 412 00:20:33,450 --> 00:20:35,450 were to be taking a shower... 413 00:20:35,533 --> 00:20:37,617 which button would I press to get a closeup? 414 00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:39,242 That one. 415 00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,450 This one? 416 00:20:41,575 --> 00:20:43,158 Ha! 417 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,575 Excuse me, Professor... 418 00:20:44,658 --> 00:20:48,325 but your guests have begun to arrive... 419 00:20:48,408 --> 00:20:52,158 and supper shall be served shortly. 420 00:20:52,242 --> 00:20:53,325 OK. Thanks, handyman. 421 00:20:53,408 --> 00:20:56,367 I'm actually the caretaker. 422 00:20:56,450 --> 00:20:59,492 Oh, aren't those cool new skates? 423 00:20:59,575 --> 00:21:00,992 Now, you be careful with those. 424 00:21:01,075 --> 00:21:02,950 Don't want to fall and break something. 425 00:21:03,075 --> 00:21:04,242 Oh, that's funny. That's real funny. 426 00:21:04,367 --> 00:21:07,950 Let me give you a hand. 427 00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:10,325 Well, that-that's awful kind of you. 428 00:21:10,408 --> 00:21:12,617 How about you give me a standing ovation? 429 00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:13,950 Why don't you lift me up? 430 00:21:14,075 --> 00:21:16,825 Oh! OK. I see where you're going with this one. 431 00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:19,658 You look familiar to me. Were you in "Stomp"? 432 00:21:19,742 --> 00:21:21,575 Hey, you can kiss my grits. 433 00:21:21,658 --> 00:21:23,700 I think I'll be the bigger man now and walk away. 434 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,908 Walk away. 435 00:21:25,992 --> 00:21:28,117 Um, I'll go and change for dinner. 436 00:21:28,242 --> 00:21:29,617 - OK. - I'll see you shortly. 437 00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:31,325 Sounds good. 438 00:21:31,408 --> 00:21:34,158 I'll just run upstairs and jump into my jogging suit. 439 00:21:34,242 --> 00:21:35,158 I'll be right down. 440 00:21:37,158 --> 00:21:38,075 Hey! 441 00:21:38,158 --> 00:21:41,408 Hey there, little guy. How you doing? 442 00:21:41,492 --> 00:21:43,325 Fuck off, four eyes. 443 00:21:44,658 --> 00:21:45,825 I beg your pardon? 444 00:21:45,908 --> 00:21:49,325 I said, "Fuck off, four eyes. " 445 00:21:50,742 --> 00:21:52,200 Oh, I ought to kick your ass. 446 00:21:52,283 --> 00:21:53,283 Hey! Hey! Hey! 447 00:21:53,367 --> 00:21:56,617 Relax, son. It's just a bird. 448 00:21:58,033 --> 00:22:00,658 Hello, birdie. Polly want a cracker? 449 00:22:00,742 --> 00:22:02,825 Polly wants your mama's sweet ass. 450 00:22:02,908 --> 00:22:04,575 What did Polly say to me? 451 00:22:04,658 --> 00:22:08,783 I said, "Polly wants your mama's sweet ass. " 452 00:22:08,867 --> 00:22:10,950 You don't be talking about my mama, son. 453 00:22:11,033 --> 00:22:12,283 You don't know my mama, son. 454 00:22:12,408 --> 00:22:14,450 Yeah, I know your mama. I fucked her last night. 455 00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:16,492 You want beef? I'll fuck you up! 456 00:22:16,575 --> 00:22:18,408 Ooh! I'm shaking. I'm shaking. 457 00:22:18,492 --> 00:22:19,408 Now, fuck this. 458 00:22:19,533 --> 00:22:20,700 I'm gonna handle this shit like a gentleman. 459 00:22:20,825 --> 00:22:21,742 Yo, hold my tooth, son. 460 00:22:21,867 --> 00:22:23,283 Yeah, come on, bitch. 461 00:22:23,367 --> 00:22:24,367 You and that "Welcome Back, Kotter" haircut. 462 00:22:24,492 --> 00:22:25,742 Want a piece of me? Come on. Bring it on. 463 00:22:25,867 --> 00:22:26,950 What, you hard core? Give me some. 464 00:22:27,033 --> 00:22:28,992 - Bring it on, bitch. - No, no. What? 465 00:22:30,158 --> 00:22:31,492 You gonna talk, son? Then do it. 466 00:22:31,575 --> 00:22:32,825 Come on, pussy. Let me out of here. 467 00:22:32,908 --> 00:22:33,992 I'll fuck you up. 468 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,450 Hi, guys. 469 00:22:36,533 --> 00:22:38,408 - Hey. - Hey. 470 00:22:38,492 --> 00:22:39,408 Hey, Buddy. 471 00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:40,742 - Hey, Cin. - How you doing? 472 00:22:40,825 --> 00:22:42,325 Open chest! 473 00:22:42,408 --> 00:22:45,783 Come on. You got to be quicker than that, "A" cup. 474 00:22:45,867 --> 00:22:47,742 Oh! Oh! 475 00:22:48,992 --> 00:22:50,242 Hey, guys. 476 00:22:50,325 --> 00:22:51,575 - Hey! - How you doing? 477 00:22:51,658 --> 00:22:53,617 Well, are you boys just gonna sit there... 478 00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:55,075 with your mouths open... 479 00:22:55,158 --> 00:22:57,283 or is someone gonna offer me a seat? 480 00:22:57,408 --> 00:22:58,658 Oh! 481 00:23:00,867 --> 00:23:01,867 Ow! 482 00:23:01,992 --> 00:23:03,575 I warmed it up for you. 483 00:23:03,658 --> 00:23:05,450 It's the best seat in the house. 484 00:23:05,533 --> 00:23:06,783 Second best. 485 00:23:07,825 --> 00:23:09,075 Ew. 486 00:23:09,158 --> 00:23:11,367 Professor, is this the same house... 487 00:23:11,492 --> 00:23:13,783 that a young girl was possessed by a demon... 488 00:23:13,867 --> 00:23:14,950 or something? 489 00:23:15,033 --> 00:23:17,575 Yes, it was reported but never substantiated. 490 00:23:22,533 --> 00:23:23,950 All right. Well, uh... 491 00:23:24,033 --> 00:23:25,617 who'd like some appetizers? 492 00:23:25,700 --> 00:23:26,950 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 493 00:23:27,033 --> 00:23:29,158 That's what I like to hear. 494 00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:31,450 Hey, these buns look good. 495 00:23:31,575 --> 00:23:32,492 Oh, yeah... 496 00:23:32,575 --> 00:23:34,283 and they're so soft and warm. 497 00:23:34,367 --> 00:23:35,450 - Ray! - Oh, I'm sorry. My bad. 498 00:23:35,575 --> 00:23:37,950 These are delicious. 499 00:23:38,033 --> 00:23:39,575 Thank you, my child. 500 00:23:39,658 --> 00:23:41,867 I made them by hand. 501 00:23:41,992 --> 00:23:43,825 OK! 502 00:23:43,908 --> 00:23:47,950 Here we go. I think the taters are just about done. 503 00:23:48,033 --> 00:23:52,075 I'm just gonna give them one quick whisk here. 504 00:24:00,492 --> 00:24:03,450 OK, now. Dig in. 505 00:24:04,575 --> 00:24:05,742 All right. 506 00:24:05,825 --> 00:24:07,575 Now it's time for the turkey. 507 00:24:07,658 --> 00:24:09,492 Oh, what a beautiful bird. 508 00:24:09,575 --> 00:24:10,575 - No! - No, man! 509 00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:12,283 Hey! Hey! Hey, man. 510 00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:13,283 Why don't you just relax... 511 00:24:13,367 --> 00:24:14,783 and just let me do that for you? 512 00:24:14,867 --> 00:24:17,575 - Yeah. - Rest that little hand. 513 00:24:17,658 --> 00:24:19,950 It's my pleasure, but what a nice young man to offer. 514 00:24:20,033 --> 00:24:22,325 Let me give you a little pinch there. 515 00:24:22,408 --> 00:24:23,492 Come on. 516 00:24:23,575 --> 00:24:25,950 Fuck it! 517 00:24:26,033 --> 00:24:28,408 You know, a lot of people... 518 00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:30,283 are kind of intimidated... 519 00:24:30,367 --> 00:24:33,117 about making a turkey, but... 520 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:34,533 really it's very simple. 521 00:24:34,617 --> 00:24:37,242 You just have to know the anatomy of a turkey... 522 00:24:37,325 --> 00:24:38,908 and it's got, over here... 523 00:24:38,992 --> 00:24:40,242 just the tiniest little stinkhole... 524 00:24:40,325 --> 00:24:42,158 but it's big enough to get your hand... 525 00:24:42,242 --> 00:24:43,742 right up inside it. 526 00:24:43,825 --> 00:24:45,908 Uh! 527 00:24:46,033 --> 00:24:48,492 Stuff the shit out of it. 528 00:24:48,575 --> 00:24:50,408 I cook it with all the giblets- 529 00:24:50,492 --> 00:24:52,158 the penises and the ginies... 530 00:24:52,242 --> 00:24:55,450 And now, a lot of people like to baste their turkeys... 531 00:24:55,533 --> 00:24:57,742 but I use this. 532 00:24:57,825 --> 00:24:59,575 I lick like that... 533 00:24:59,658 --> 00:25:01,450 and get into the little... 534 00:25:01,533 --> 00:25:03,408 hiney... hiney ho... 535 00:25:04,492 --> 00:25:05,908 That's nice and good. 536 00:25:05,992 --> 00:25:07,658 I don't know what the hell that is... 537 00:25:07,742 --> 00:25:09,075 but I'll lick it anyway. 538 00:25:09,158 --> 00:25:10,408 Up and down... 539 00:25:10,492 --> 00:25:12,450 and then I like to get that right on there... 540 00:25:15,450 --> 00:25:16,450 Hiawatha! 541 00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:18,992 And I got one of these. 542 00:25:19,075 --> 00:25:20,325 I'm gonna pull that off... 543 00:25:20,408 --> 00:25:22,283 and bam! That just kicks it up a little bit. 544 00:25:22,408 --> 00:25:23,992 All right. I think that's almost... 545 00:25:24,075 --> 00:25:25,325 ready now. 546 00:25:25,408 --> 00:25:27,700 And then we bring it to the table. 547 00:25:27,825 --> 00:25:30,367 Mmm, good. 548 00:25:30,492 --> 00:25:32,117 All right. 549 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,908 Who's ready for a wing? 550 00:25:33,992 --> 00:25:35,700 Yours or the turkey's? 551 00:25:35,783 --> 00:25:36,867 Ha, ha, ha! 552 00:25:36,992 --> 00:25:38,950 I just thought that was funny. 553 00:25:39,033 --> 00:25:40,908 Well, I know what you'd like. 554 00:25:40,992 --> 00:25:42,408 How about a leg? 555 00:25:42,492 --> 00:25:45,450 Whoo! 556 00:25:45,533 --> 00:25:47,242 How about two? Ha ha! 557 00:25:47,325 --> 00:25:48,575 How about I take these two legs... 558 00:25:48,658 --> 00:25:49,908 and shove them right up your ass- 559 00:25:49,992 --> 00:25:50,992 all the way to the knee! 560 00:25:51,117 --> 00:25:53,075 Dwight. Dwight, relax. 561 00:25:53,158 --> 00:25:54,783 Hanson... 562 00:25:54,867 --> 00:25:57,533 may I ask you is there something on the menu... 563 00:25:57,617 --> 00:26:00,492 that you haven't personally prepared? 564 00:26:00,575 --> 00:26:03,992 Well, I ordered out the dessert. 565 00:26:04,117 --> 00:26:05,492 All right! 566 00:26:05,575 --> 00:26:06,492 Make room. 567 00:26:06,575 --> 00:26:08,533 Here comes the pie. 568 00:26:08,617 --> 00:26:10,700 All right. OK. Mmm. 569 00:26:10,783 --> 00:26:13,242 Who wants the first piece of that pie? 570 00:26:13,325 --> 00:26:16,992 Huh? I see you eyeing the first piece. 571 00:26:18,492 --> 00:26:20,367 Oh, that's good. 572 00:26:20,492 --> 00:26:22,158 Mm mmm. Pass that down to her. 573 00:26:22,242 --> 00:26:23,658 Thank you. 574 00:26:23,742 --> 00:26:25,200 That's nice. 575 00:26:25,283 --> 00:26:27,242 My germs. 576 00:26:27,325 --> 00:26:28,242 Ha, ha, ha! 577 00:26:28,325 --> 00:26:29,658 My germs. 578 00:26:29,742 --> 00:26:31,617 Ha, ha, ha! My germs! Ha, ha, ha! 579 00:26:33,700 --> 00:26:34,617 Hey... 580 00:26:45,325 --> 00:26:49,408 Come play with me. 581 00:26:51,408 --> 00:26:54,533 Come play. 582 00:26:54,617 --> 00:26:56,825 Ha ha! 583 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,117 Hello? 584 00:28:03,700 --> 00:28:04,617 Ooh! 585 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:17,242 Cindy... Cindy. 586 00:28:17,325 --> 00:28:18,783 Who is it? 587 00:28:18,867 --> 00:28:20,742 I want to help you, Cindy. 588 00:28:20,825 --> 00:28:21,992 Who are you? 589 00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:24,117 You're in danger, Cindy. 590 00:28:24,242 --> 00:28:25,783 I want to help you. 591 00:28:25,867 --> 00:28:28,617 Help me how? Who's in danger? 592 00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:31,533 Check the music room. 593 00:28:31,617 --> 00:28:32,950 Where are you? 594 00:28:33,033 --> 00:28:35,825 Check the fucking music room! 595 00:28:37,533 --> 00:28:39,200 Hey, Cindy, think fast! 596 00:28:39,283 --> 00:28:42,158 Ohh! Uhh! Aah! 597 00:28:42,242 --> 00:28:44,117 Dude, you suck! 598 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,533 Ow. 599 00:28:46,658 --> 00:28:48,408 Buddy... 600 00:28:48,492 --> 00:28:49,867 about this friendship thing- 601 00:28:49,950 --> 00:28:52,575 Yeah, I think it is so cool having a girl as a friend. 602 00:28:52,658 --> 00:28:54,283 That's just it, Buddy. 603 00:28:54,367 --> 00:28:55,950 I am a girl. 604 00:28:56,033 --> 00:28:57,825 You can't be so rough with me. 605 00:28:57,908 --> 00:28:59,658 Well, then what the hell are we supposed to do? 606 00:28:59,742 --> 00:29:02,033 Gentle stuff. 607 00:29:02,158 --> 00:29:04,200 You know, like talking and... 608 00:29:04,283 --> 00:29:07,200 sharing secrets and past experiences. 609 00:29:07,283 --> 00:29:09,158 You know, stuff like that. 610 00:29:09,242 --> 00:29:12,242 That sounds kind of gay. 611 00:29:12,325 --> 00:29:14,450 I guess since you're a girl it's all right. 612 00:29:14,533 --> 00:29:16,992 - Yeah. It'll be fine. - All right. 613 00:29:17,117 --> 00:29:19,492 Hey, listen. Will you come check something out with me? 614 00:29:19,575 --> 00:29:21,700 Sure. We can practice our talking. 615 00:29:21,825 --> 00:29:23,158 Yeah. Exactly. 616 00:29:23,242 --> 00:29:24,242 I want to tell you about this thing... 617 00:29:24,325 --> 00:29:25,658 that happened to me when I was in high school. 618 00:29:25,742 --> 00:29:27,158 Really? What happened? 619 00:29:27,242 --> 00:29:29,533 This hot Spanish chick's licking my nuts- 620 00:29:29,617 --> 00:29:30,533 Buddy! 621 00:29:30,617 --> 00:29:32,492 No, no. This is the best part. 622 00:29:32,575 --> 00:29:33,742 Oh, my God. Look. 623 00:29:33,867 --> 00:29:37,033 Oh, dude! Someone's on the rag! 624 00:29:37,117 --> 00:29:38,700 Shh! 625 00:29:38,783 --> 00:29:40,908 They lead straight to the bookcase. 626 00:29:53,033 --> 00:29:55,033 God. 627 00:29:55,117 --> 00:29:58,325 Must be a secret study or something. 628 00:30:08,242 --> 00:30:10,450 Wow. 629 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:19,783 Oh, my God. 630 00:30:19,867 --> 00:30:21,408 It says Hugh Kane and his mistress... 631 00:30:21,492 --> 00:30:23,075 were murdered in this house. 632 00:30:23,158 --> 00:30:24,992 Whoa. Check this out. 633 00:30:28,367 --> 00:30:29,617 This must be his wife. 634 00:30:29,700 --> 00:30:31,908 Oh, my God. She looks just like you. 635 00:30:32,033 --> 00:30:33,533 You think? 636 00:30:33,617 --> 00:30:35,992 - She's really beautiful. - Yeah. 637 00:30:36,117 --> 00:30:38,033 Well, actually, her hair doesn't have... 638 00:30:38,117 --> 00:30:39,867 as many split ends as yours... 639 00:30:39,950 --> 00:30:41,783 and her skin isn't as oily as yours, either. 640 00:30:41,867 --> 00:30:43,617 Also, sometimes your eyes get kind of squinty... 641 00:30:43,700 --> 00:30:46,325 and you look like you might have Down Syndrome. 642 00:30:46,408 --> 00:30:48,158 Other than that, though, the resemblance is uncanny. 643 00:30:48,242 --> 00:30:50,617 Really? 644 00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:51,950 Also, her tits are perfect. 645 00:30:52,033 --> 00:30:53,200 They're not pointy or funny-looking like yours... 646 00:30:53,283 --> 00:30:54,367 or spaced too far apart. 647 00:30:54,492 --> 00:30:57,742 OK! Enough! 648 00:30:57,825 --> 00:30:59,867 God. 649 00:30:59,992 --> 00:31:02,283 Oh, my God, look at this. 650 00:31:03,992 --> 00:31:05,867 "Caroline. " 651 00:31:05,950 --> 00:31:08,075 Must have been hers. 652 00:31:10,617 --> 00:31:11,533 Oh, my God. 653 00:31:11,617 --> 00:31:12,533 All right. Let's get out of here. 654 00:31:12,617 --> 00:31:13,700 This place gives me the creeps. 655 00:31:13,783 --> 00:31:15,242 OK. Grab the chest. 656 00:31:15,325 --> 00:31:16,575 Oh, thanks. 657 00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:17,867 - Buddy! - What? 658 00:31:17,992 --> 00:31:20,367 - I meant the chest. - Right. 659 00:31:58,908 --> 00:32:00,158 What the- 660 00:32:08,867 --> 00:32:10,742 Hey. 661 00:32:12,992 --> 00:32:13,908 Nice. 662 00:32:16,658 --> 00:32:19,200 Mm-hmm... 663 00:32:19,283 --> 00:32:22,950 Mmm... mmm. 664 00:32:27,783 --> 00:32:29,033 Oh! 665 00:32:29,158 --> 00:32:31,117 Oh! OK! 666 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,742 Hello! 667 00:32:32,825 --> 00:32:34,575 If I had known, I would have freshened up! 668 00:32:34,658 --> 00:32:36,200 I wish you were freshened up, too. 669 00:32:36,283 --> 00:32:37,200 Get up there! Come on! 670 00:32:37,325 --> 00:32:38,242 Oh, you want this? 671 00:32:38,325 --> 00:32:39,242 Oh, yeah. Ooh, yeah. 672 00:32:39,325 --> 00:32:40,242 That's it, daddy. 673 00:32:40,325 --> 00:32:41,575 Take it like you want it. 674 00:32:41,658 --> 00:32:42,742 Give it to me! Give it to me! 675 00:32:42,825 --> 00:32:44,533 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 676 00:32:44,617 --> 00:32:45,700 Yeah! 677 00:32:45,783 --> 00:32:46,783 Come here! 678 00:32:46,867 --> 00:32:48,117 Bring it on! 679 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,700 Kinky's my middle name, bitch! 680 00:32:49,783 --> 00:32:51,575 Ooh, yeah! 681 00:32:51,658 --> 00:32:54,700 That was the best that I've ever had. 682 00:32:54,783 --> 00:32:56,033 Oh. Mrs. Huey Kane. 683 00:32:56,158 --> 00:32:57,617 Hmm? 684 00:32:57,700 --> 00:32:58,617 Doesn't that just have a ring to it? 685 00:32:58,700 --> 00:33:02,533 Ha ha! Mmm... baby? 686 00:33:02,617 --> 00:33:04,742 Where you going? 687 00:33:04,825 --> 00:33:07,283 Call me! 688 00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:15,700 Let's do something freaky. 689 00:33:15,783 --> 00:33:18,825 Hee hee! Like what, Ray? 690 00:33:18,908 --> 00:33:20,325 I don't know. 691 00:33:20,408 --> 00:33:24,242 Why don't you talk dirty to me? 692 00:33:24,325 --> 00:33:25,867 I don't know what to say, Ray. 693 00:33:25,950 --> 00:33:28,075 Come on. Just make something up. 694 00:33:29,867 --> 00:33:32,700 Oh, Ray, why do you make me so bad? 695 00:33:32,783 --> 00:33:35,658 Come on. Because you a bad girl. 696 00:33:35,742 --> 00:33:37,450 OK. 697 00:33:39,117 --> 00:33:40,033 I'm gonna work this. 698 00:33:40,158 --> 00:33:42,033 Yeah. Work it. 699 00:33:42,117 --> 00:33:43,783 I'm gonna make this mine. 700 00:33:43,867 --> 00:33:46,158 Mmm. It's all yours. Oh, yeah. 701 00:33:46,283 --> 00:33:47,825 I'm gonna piss on your face... 702 00:33:47,908 --> 00:33:49,450 and then I'm gonna fart in your mouth. 703 00:33:49,533 --> 00:33:51,658 Yeah! And then I'm gonna shit on these walls, Ray! 704 00:33:51,783 --> 00:33:52,700 Ooh! 705 00:33:52,825 --> 00:33:54,700 Hey! 706 00:33:54,825 --> 00:33:56,658 Too dirty? 707 00:34:01,492 --> 00:34:03,700 Hello? 708 00:34:08,033 --> 00:34:10,325 Oh, hey, kitty, kitty. 709 00:34:10,450 --> 00:34:11,992 Hi, little fella. 710 00:34:16,658 --> 00:34:18,075 Aah! Aah! Aah! 711 00:34:23,742 --> 00:34:26,283 OK. OK. 712 00:34:26,408 --> 00:34:27,658 That's OK, cat. 713 00:34:30,158 --> 00:34:35,033 I think I know why you're mad, Mr. Cat. 714 00:34:35,117 --> 00:34:38,033 I didn't mean to go poopie in your litter box. 715 00:34:44,450 --> 00:34:48,200 Help! My pussy's gone crazy! 716 00:34:48,283 --> 00:34:50,825 Aah! Aah! 717 00:34:58,992 --> 00:35:00,950 Ha, ha, ha! 718 00:35:05,075 --> 00:35:06,658 Aah! 719 00:35:06,742 --> 00:35:08,867 Oh! Aah! Aah! 720 00:35:16,867 --> 00:35:19,158 OK. You want a piece of me? 721 00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:20,742 Huh? 722 00:35:21,867 --> 00:35:24,158 Yeah! How do you like that, little pussy? 723 00:35:24,283 --> 00:35:25,700 Come on! 724 00:35:27,242 --> 00:35:29,783 Yeah! Yeah! Come on! 725 00:35:29,867 --> 00:35:31,867 Aah! Ohh! 726 00:35:31,950 --> 00:35:34,325 Is that all you got? 727 00:35:34,408 --> 00:35:36,075 Huh? Come on! 728 00:35:36,158 --> 00:35:37,242 Give me your best shot! 729 00:35:53,075 --> 00:35:54,617 I'm telling you, Professor... 730 00:35:54,700 --> 00:35:56,325 it was possessed. 731 00:35:56,408 --> 00:35:58,283 Theo, did you see this animal? 732 00:35:58,367 --> 00:35:59,450 No, I didn't. 733 00:35:59,575 --> 00:36:00,825 I heard all the commotion... 734 00:36:00,950 --> 00:36:02,117 but by the time I went in there... 735 00:36:02,242 --> 00:36:03,908 I guess it was gone. 736 00:36:05,117 --> 00:36:06,283 Mm-hmm. 737 00:36:06,408 --> 00:36:08,283 What? So you think I did this to myself?. 738 00:36:08,408 --> 00:36:10,617 No. All I'm saying is that cats are known... 739 00:36:10,742 --> 00:36:12,700 to be very territorial animals... 740 00:36:12,825 --> 00:36:14,783 and it's likely that it did attack... 741 00:36:14,867 --> 00:36:17,492 but that doesn't mean it was possessed. 742 00:36:19,033 --> 00:36:23,033 Maybe you two should sleep together. 743 00:36:23,117 --> 00:36:25,492 What are you getting at, Professor? 744 00:36:25,575 --> 00:36:28,867 I'm just saying that if indeed this cat did attack... 745 00:36:28,950 --> 00:36:32,617 it's less likely to come back if the two of you were... 746 00:36:32,700 --> 00:36:34,992 let's say... together. 747 00:36:36,158 --> 00:36:38,158 Oh, come on, it's college. 748 00:36:38,242 --> 00:36:40,242 It's time for you two to experiment. 749 00:36:40,325 --> 00:36:43,325 I don't think we're gonna be getting much help here. 750 00:36:43,408 --> 00:36:44,408 Oh, on the contrary, actually... 751 00:36:44,533 --> 00:36:46,325 I'd be more than happy to walk you through it. 752 00:36:46,408 --> 00:36:47,325 Come on, Cin. 753 00:36:47,408 --> 00:36:48,325 I'll make sure you get tucked in. 754 00:36:48,408 --> 00:36:50,200 Good idea. 755 00:36:50,283 --> 00:36:53,158 Don't forget to kiss each other good night. 756 00:36:53,242 --> 00:36:55,867 There's something going on in this house, Professor. 757 00:36:55,950 --> 00:36:57,825 I'm not crazy! 758 00:36:57,908 --> 00:37:00,367 Aah! 759 00:37:00,492 --> 00:37:02,533 1, 2... 760 00:37:02,658 --> 00:37:08,575 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8... 761 00:37:08,658 --> 00:37:10,533 9, Brandon, 10... 762 00:37:10,658 --> 00:37:13,200 11, Brandon, come on! Count with me! 763 00:37:31,533 --> 00:37:34,450 Hey, you. Hee, hee, hee, hee! 764 00:37:34,533 --> 00:37:39,075 Come here a minute. Ha, ha, ha, ha! 765 00:37:39,158 --> 00:37:40,783 Come here. 766 00:37:40,867 --> 00:37:43,242 Ha, ha, ha, ha! 767 00:37:46,325 --> 00:37:49,200 Peekaboo! Ha, ha, ha, ha! 768 00:37:51,617 --> 00:37:54,075 Come on, let's play! 769 00:37:54,158 --> 00:37:56,908 This is a fun game, huh? 770 00:37:56,992 --> 00:37:58,575 Hey, what are you doing? 771 00:37:58,658 --> 00:38:00,075 Uncle Ray-Ray's got a game. 772 00:38:00,158 --> 00:38:01,242 Hey, get your finger out of there. 773 00:38:01,367 --> 00:38:02,617 Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle... 774 00:38:02,742 --> 00:38:04,617 Aah! Aah! 775 00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:05,950 You want to play with Uncle Ray? 776 00:38:06,075 --> 00:38:08,867 Peekaboo! Ha, ha, ha, ha! 777 00:38:08,950 --> 00:38:11,158 Aah! Aah! Help! 778 00:38:11,283 --> 00:38:13,117 Aah! 779 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:14,283 Oh, God! 780 00:38:14,408 --> 00:38:15,908 Here's a little balloon animal. 781 00:38:15,992 --> 00:38:17,533 Da, da, da, da, da da, da, da, da! 782 00:38:17,617 --> 00:38:19,408 Ohh! 783 00:38:28,117 --> 00:38:31,075 "I can't take living with him any longer. 784 00:38:31,158 --> 00:38:33,200 "He's becoming a monster. 785 00:38:33,283 --> 00:38:36,075 "I suspect he was having an affair. 786 00:38:36,158 --> 00:38:38,825 "I believe he's sleeping with our baby-sitter Victoria. 787 00:38:38,908 --> 00:38:40,283 "It must be why he keeps her around... 788 00:38:40,367 --> 00:38:43,033 "because we have no children. " 789 00:38:43,117 --> 00:38:44,908 Cindy... 790 00:38:44,992 --> 00:38:48,200 I want you to know what happened, Cindy. 791 00:38:56,992 --> 00:38:58,450 Hello, Cindy. 792 00:38:58,533 --> 00:39:00,283 Hello, Professor. 793 00:39:08,867 --> 00:39:10,700 I take it you're not mad at me anymore. 794 00:39:10,783 --> 00:39:14,117 I wouldn't go that far, Professor. 795 00:39:14,242 --> 00:39:15,742 Why don't you just relax? 796 00:39:15,825 --> 00:39:17,700 Hey! 797 00:39:17,825 --> 00:39:19,075 Uh, uh... 798 00:39:19,158 --> 00:39:20,908 Aha. 799 00:39:20,992 --> 00:39:22,367 Ha ha. 800 00:39:26,450 --> 00:39:27,700 Uh-huh. 801 00:39:33,117 --> 00:39:35,325 I think she's starting to suspect something. 802 00:39:35,408 --> 00:39:36,575 Who? 803 00:39:39,075 --> 00:39:39,992 Your wife. 804 00:39:40,075 --> 00:39:42,533 Aah! 805 00:39:45,242 --> 00:39:47,117 Oh, my God. 806 00:39:47,242 --> 00:39:48,325 It happened right here. 807 00:39:48,450 --> 00:39:49,367 What? 808 00:39:49,450 --> 00:39:50,825 She came home. 809 00:39:50,908 --> 00:39:52,325 - She saw them! - Saw who? 810 00:39:52,408 --> 00:39:55,033 I was in my room reading her journal. 811 00:39:55,117 --> 00:39:58,325 Then I found this dress in the closet. 812 00:39:58,408 --> 00:40:00,950 That's all I remember. 813 00:40:01,075 --> 00:40:02,492 What about you, Ray? 814 00:40:02,575 --> 00:40:04,325 Oh, I bought mine on Friday. 815 00:40:04,408 --> 00:40:06,492 I just came down to get a banana. 816 00:40:06,575 --> 00:40:08,117 Shit is hot, right? 817 00:40:09,242 --> 00:40:11,075 You're a nice little plant. 818 00:40:11,158 --> 00:40:13,700 You drink all this little water up... 819 00:40:13,825 --> 00:40:16,617 so you can grow up to be a nice strong charon plant. 820 00:40:16,700 --> 00:40:18,450 Yes. Yes. 821 00:40:18,533 --> 00:40:20,575 And then you'll be smoked by all the rappers... 822 00:40:20,658 --> 00:40:22,617 and make them do a whole lot of dumb shit... 823 00:40:22,742 --> 00:40:24,117 that fuck up their careers. 824 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:25,950 Yes, you will. 825 00:40:27,658 --> 00:40:29,867 Night-night, baby. 826 00:40:39,575 --> 00:40:42,450 I'm gonna rob that bitch tonight. 827 00:40:51,075 --> 00:40:53,283 Lockdown Records presents... 828 00:40:53,367 --> 00:40:54,950 A Hip-Hop Christmas. 829 00:40:55,033 --> 00:40:56,200 You'll get such classics... 830 00:40:56,325 --> 00:40:57,867 As "Santa Claus Is Coming on Moms... " 831 00:40:57,950 --> 00:40:59,700 That's the shit, son! 832 00:40:59,783 --> 00:41:01,700 "I'm Dreaming of a White Woman... " 833 00:41:01,783 --> 00:41:03,867 and who could forget "Frosty the Dopeman"? 834 00:41:03,950 --> 00:41:05,867 And how about "All I want for Christmas... 835 00:41:05,950 --> 00:41:07,117 Is the Charges Dropped... " 836 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,325 "Deez Nuts Roasting On an Open Fire... " 837 00:41:09,408 --> 00:41:11,242 "A Sleigh Ride In My '64... " 838 00:41:11,325 --> 00:41:12,908 "Ante Up, Bitch, It's Christmas... " 839 00:41:12,992 --> 00:41:13,908 and many more! 840 00:41:13,992 --> 00:41:16,283 Yo, I'm gonna buy that shit, son! 841 00:41:16,408 --> 00:41:18,283 Just $19. 95... 842 00:41:24,158 --> 00:41:25,158 Aah! 843 00:41:26,408 --> 00:41:28,783 I'm sorry! I didn't mean to smoke your relatives! 844 00:41:28,908 --> 00:41:30,533 Please! No! 845 00:41:30,617 --> 00:41:31,783 I didn't do it by myself! 846 00:41:31,908 --> 00:41:32,992 Whitney and Bobby helped me! 847 00:41:33,117 --> 00:41:34,992 Please! Help me! 848 00:41:35,075 --> 00:41:37,367 Aah! Shit, son! 849 00:41:37,450 --> 00:41:38,992 Wait! No! Please! 850 00:41:39,075 --> 00:41:41,908 Oh! Oh, shit, son! 851 00:41:41,992 --> 00:41:43,325 Oh, shit! 852 00:41:43,408 --> 00:41:44,908 Oh, my God! 853 00:41:47,617 --> 00:41:50,158 Aah! Oh, shit! I smell something burning! 854 00:41:51,742 --> 00:41:53,575 Oh, stop! It's me! 855 00:41:53,658 --> 00:41:56,033 I got an idea! 856 00:41:56,117 --> 00:41:57,825 Oh, wait a second! 857 00:41:57,908 --> 00:41:59,325 Hold on, Shorty! 858 00:41:59,408 --> 00:42:00,492 Don't rescue me yet. 859 00:42:00,617 --> 00:42:02,408 I'm getting high as a motherfucker! 860 00:42:02,492 --> 00:42:04,033 Toke, toke, toke, toke! 861 00:42:04,117 --> 00:42:06,158 Take it to the head! Take it to the head! 862 00:42:07,533 --> 00:42:09,158 Oh, you take it like a bitch. 863 00:42:09,242 --> 00:42:10,825 Put the Shorty down... 864 00:42:10,908 --> 00:42:12,950 and I'll give you Funyons and Cheetos. 865 00:42:15,908 --> 00:42:18,117 Oh, shit! 866 00:42:18,242 --> 00:42:19,158 Oh, shit! 867 00:42:19,242 --> 00:42:21,200 This shit burns more than a perm! 868 00:42:22,408 --> 00:42:23,867 Aah! 869 00:42:26,075 --> 00:42:27,950 Ha, ha, ha! 870 00:42:29,450 --> 00:42:30,617 There's a whole lot of freaky shit... 871 00:42:30,742 --> 00:42:32,700 going on in this house. 872 00:42:32,825 --> 00:42:35,117 There's more to this story than the Professor told us. 873 00:42:35,242 --> 00:42:38,075 Last night, I found a secret room... 874 00:42:38,158 --> 00:42:40,367 and I found all these newspaper clippings... 875 00:42:40,450 --> 00:42:41,367 about Hugh Kane. 876 00:42:41,492 --> 00:42:44,367 He was a really evil man. 877 00:42:44,450 --> 00:42:48,367 And I found a picture of his wife. 878 00:42:48,450 --> 00:42:50,825 Oh, my God! She looks just like you. 879 00:42:50,908 --> 00:42:51,992 You think? 880 00:42:52,075 --> 00:42:54,450 She doesn't have as many split ends... 881 00:42:54,575 --> 00:42:56,783 and her skin's not as oily as yours. 882 00:42:56,908 --> 00:42:58,492 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 883 00:42:58,575 --> 00:43:00,117 Sometimes you do this little squinty thing with your eyes. 884 00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:02,117 It looks like you got Down Syndrome or something. 885 00:43:02,242 --> 00:43:04,283 Oh, yeah, y'all look just alike... 886 00:43:04,367 --> 00:43:06,658 except she got some perfect boobs... 887 00:43:06,742 --> 00:43:08,617 and yours look like them old orangutan titties. 888 00:43:08,742 --> 00:43:10,700 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Shit, son! 889 00:43:10,783 --> 00:43:13,783 I'll put you in the full nelson and lick them. 890 00:43:13,867 --> 00:43:15,450 Ha, ha, ha, ha! 891 00:43:15,533 --> 00:43:20,158 OK! Enough! 892 00:43:20,242 --> 00:43:22,700 Anyway, I think she killed him... 893 00:43:22,783 --> 00:43:23,783 and now he wants me. 894 00:43:23,867 --> 00:43:25,658 Yeah. Right, bitch. 895 00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:43,742 Morning, Dwight. Let me help you. 896 00:43:43,825 --> 00:43:44,992 I don't need your help. 897 00:43:45,117 --> 00:43:46,450 I can do it myself. 898 00:43:46,533 --> 00:43:49,158 Aah! 899 00:43:50,783 --> 00:43:54,450 OK. Professor, uh, we need to talk. 900 00:43:54,575 --> 00:43:55,825 What is it, Dwight? 901 00:43:55,908 --> 00:43:56,908 I think you should consider... 902 00:43:57,033 --> 00:43:58,867 cutting the experiment short. 903 00:43:58,950 --> 00:44:00,325 What? 904 00:44:00,408 --> 00:44:02,783 This poltergeist is growing increasingly more violent. 905 00:44:02,908 --> 00:44:04,408 I think we're all in danger here... 906 00:44:04,492 --> 00:44:06,283 and I've got to put my foot down... 907 00:44:06,367 --> 00:44:07,283 and stand up for what I believe in... 908 00:44:07,408 --> 00:44:09,617 and say that we've got to pull the plug. 909 00:44:09,742 --> 00:44:11,950 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Dwight. 910 00:44:12,033 --> 00:44:13,867 I say when we pull the plug. 911 00:44:13,950 --> 00:44:16,408 We are on the verge of greatness... 912 00:44:16,492 --> 00:44:19,825 and I am this close to getting laid. 913 00:44:19,908 --> 00:44:21,325 Now, the bus arrives on Monday. 914 00:44:21,408 --> 00:44:23,283 No one leaves till then. 915 00:44:23,408 --> 00:44:25,325 Here are the keys to the gate. 916 00:44:25,408 --> 00:44:28,075 No one gets access to them. 917 00:44:28,158 --> 00:44:30,033 Yes, sir. 918 00:44:31,367 --> 00:44:34,450 Guys, I think the Professor's up to something. 919 00:44:34,533 --> 00:44:36,117 I heard Dwight tell the Professor... 920 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:37,450 there could be a poltergeist in the house... 921 00:44:37,533 --> 00:44:39,658 and that we could all be in danger! 922 00:44:39,742 --> 00:44:41,492 Oh, no, son! Not a poltergeist! 923 00:44:42,867 --> 00:44:44,283 What's a poltergeist? 924 00:44:44,367 --> 00:44:45,367 I'm getting out of here. 925 00:44:45,533 --> 00:44:47,033 No. We can't go anywhere. The gates are locked. 926 00:44:47,117 --> 00:44:48,617 Dwight's the only one who has the keys. 927 00:44:48,700 --> 00:44:50,575 - Baby, get my Vaseline. - I'll handle- 928 00:44:50,700 --> 00:44:52,992 Get my Vaseline, a banana, and some duct tape. 929 00:44:53,075 --> 00:44:53,992 I'm gonna break his legs. 930 00:44:54,075 --> 00:44:55,533 I'm gonna fuck that little cripple up! 931 00:44:55,617 --> 00:44:58,742 Guys, just give me five minutes alone with him. 932 00:44:58,825 --> 00:45:00,658 I'll get the keys. 933 00:45:06,117 --> 00:45:07,992 Hello, Dwight. 934 00:45:08,075 --> 00:45:10,367 Oh. 935 00:45:10,450 --> 00:45:12,242 Hi, Theo. 936 00:45:14,283 --> 00:45:15,533 What you working on? 937 00:45:15,617 --> 00:45:20,117 Uh, just a little experiment. 938 00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:23,617 Oh. Work, work, work. 939 00:45:23,700 --> 00:45:24,700 Is that all you ever do? 940 00:45:24,825 --> 00:45:29,033 Well, there's a lot riding on this project. 941 00:45:29,117 --> 00:45:30,950 You know, the Professor... 942 00:45:31,033 --> 00:45:32,658 might have everyone else fooled... 943 00:45:32,742 --> 00:45:35,283 but I know who the real brains... 944 00:45:35,367 --> 00:45:37,825 behind this operation is. 945 00:45:37,908 --> 00:45:40,783 Oh, yeah? You do, huh? 946 00:45:40,867 --> 00:45:43,992 Mm-hmm. That's what turns me on about you. 947 00:45:44,075 --> 00:45:45,825 You're so smart. 948 00:45:45,908 --> 00:45:47,075 Ahh. 949 00:45:47,158 --> 00:45:50,492 And those sexy eyes. 950 00:45:50,575 --> 00:45:52,617 Ha ha. Oh! 951 00:45:55,033 --> 00:45:56,825 Why don't I put some music on, huh? 952 00:45:56,908 --> 00:46:00,033 Yeah. Music. 953 00:46:01,700 --> 00:46:02,617 Wha- 954 00:46:02,742 --> 00:46:04,617 You know, Dwight... 955 00:46:04,742 --> 00:46:05,908 I hear you're the only one... 956 00:46:05,992 --> 00:46:08,200 who has the keys to the gate. 957 00:46:08,283 --> 00:46:09,533 Uhh... 958 00:46:11,742 --> 00:46:13,867 Ha. That's true. It is. I'm- 959 00:46:13,950 --> 00:46:15,200 Correct. 960 00:46:15,283 --> 00:46:16,700 What if... 961 00:46:18,158 --> 00:46:20,200 I wanted to borrow those keys? 962 00:46:20,325 --> 00:46:25,033 Oh, dear sweet God in Heaven. 963 00:46:26,700 --> 00:46:28,325 I... yaaa, I can't. 964 00:46:28,408 --> 00:46:31,033 Oh, come on. Yes, you can, baby. 965 00:46:31,117 --> 00:46:32,742 - No. - Please? I mean- 966 00:46:32,825 --> 00:46:36,742 Look. You help me by giving me the keys... 967 00:46:36,867 --> 00:46:40,117 and I'll help by giving you... 968 00:46:40,242 --> 00:46:41,825 Hey, wait, wait, wait! Whoa! 969 00:46:41,908 --> 00:46:44,200 Hey, I don't need your help, OK, lady? 970 00:46:45,450 --> 00:46:46,908 I can do it myself. 971 00:46:51,158 --> 00:46:52,950 Woo-hoo! 972 00:46:53,033 --> 00:46:53,950 Hey, look! 973 00:46:54,033 --> 00:46:55,117 I'm tossing my own salad! 974 00:46:55,242 --> 00:46:56,742 Ow! 975 00:47:05,908 --> 00:47:07,575 Oh. 976 00:47:09,700 --> 00:47:12,533 So this is your secret room. 977 00:47:14,575 --> 00:47:16,867 Well... 978 00:47:16,992 --> 00:47:19,200 this just isn't gonna work now, is it? 979 00:47:21,075 --> 00:47:25,242 Oh, Professor. 980 00:47:26,617 --> 00:47:29,825 Come over here. 981 00:47:31,783 --> 00:47:33,992 Uh-huh! 982 00:47:34,117 --> 00:47:37,700 This way, you big hunk. 983 00:47:37,825 --> 00:47:39,242 Ahem. 984 00:47:41,283 --> 00:47:43,325 Have we met? 985 00:47:43,408 --> 00:47:45,867 Follow me. 986 00:47:45,950 --> 00:47:47,658 Are you playing a little game? 987 00:47:47,742 --> 00:47:49,075 Where are you? 988 00:47:49,158 --> 00:47:52,367 Come here, baby. 989 00:47:52,450 --> 00:47:54,242 Ha, ha, ha, ha! 990 00:47:59,158 --> 00:48:01,533 No! 991 00:48:03,117 --> 00:48:03,783 Aah! 992 00:48:03,908 --> 00:48:05,075 - Is everybody here? - Yeah. 993 00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:06,867 All right. Let's go. 994 00:48:06,950 --> 00:48:08,492 - Oh! - Oh, shit, son! 995 00:48:12,283 --> 00:48:14,492 He's not gonna let us out of here! 996 00:48:14,617 --> 00:48:15,700 He's gonna kill us! 997 00:48:15,783 --> 00:48:18,158 Oh, look. A rocket scientist. 998 00:48:18,242 --> 00:48:19,867 All right. Quick. Everybody to the laboratory. 999 00:48:19,950 --> 00:48:22,950 Move! Come on! Hurry up! 1000 00:48:23,033 --> 00:48:24,742 You all are fucked! 1001 00:48:26,950 --> 00:48:28,992 Lock the door. 1002 00:48:29,075 --> 00:48:31,283 OK. We have to destroy it. 1003 00:48:31,367 --> 00:48:32,283 That's great. 1004 00:48:32,408 --> 00:48:34,117 How are we gonna destroy what we can't see? 1005 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:35,658 I got it! 1006 00:48:35,742 --> 00:48:37,283 We'll shave off our pubic hairs... 1007 00:48:37,367 --> 00:48:40,408 and wear the shampoo for two weeks! 1008 00:48:40,492 --> 00:48:41,658 No. Listen. Listen. 1009 00:48:41,742 --> 00:48:43,325 We're gonna use these guns. 1010 00:48:43,408 --> 00:48:46,283 They emit a bolt of concentrated energy... 1011 00:48:46,367 --> 00:48:48,825 which can damage the ectoplasmic cells... 1012 00:48:48,908 --> 00:48:50,158 and destroy the ghost. 1013 00:48:50,242 --> 00:48:52,367 Now, there's no more ammunition. 1014 00:48:52,450 --> 00:48:53,617 Conserve it. Use it wisely. 1015 00:48:53,742 --> 00:48:55,158 - Shut up. - Ow! 1016 00:48:55,242 --> 00:48:58,033 Ha, ha, ha, ha! 1017 00:48:58,117 --> 00:49:01,367 Hey! Hey! Hey! Conserve your ammunition. 1018 00:49:01,450 --> 00:49:03,450 My bad. 1019 00:49:03,533 --> 00:49:04,617 All right. Now, the only way... 1020 00:49:04,700 --> 00:49:06,033 we're gonna be able to track these ghosts... 1021 00:49:06,117 --> 00:49:08,325 is if we're all wearing one of these. 1022 00:49:08,408 --> 00:49:09,492 These are thermo goggles. 1023 00:49:09,575 --> 00:49:11,450 They work on the principle of body heat. 1024 00:49:11,533 --> 00:49:13,658 They're so powerful, they can detect... 1025 00:49:13,742 --> 00:49:15,283 where any bodily fluids have been... 1026 00:49:15,367 --> 00:49:17,200 even if they've been wiped clean. 1027 00:49:21,158 --> 00:49:22,075 What? 1028 00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,158 Ew. 1029 00:49:24,242 --> 00:49:26,533 Are my glasses crooked? 1030 00:49:26,658 --> 00:49:29,658 Now listen, that ghost may be invisible... 1031 00:49:29,742 --> 00:49:31,408 but we have the advantage of being armed... 1032 00:49:31,492 --> 00:49:33,367 with the most sophisticated high-tech equipment... 1033 00:49:33,450 --> 00:49:34,533 known to man. 1034 00:49:34,617 --> 00:49:35,700 How do we stay in touch with each other? 1035 00:49:35,825 --> 00:49:37,617 Do we have some walkie-talkies? 1036 00:49:37,700 --> 00:49:39,492 No. We have these. 1037 00:49:41,575 --> 00:49:42,992 Those is Dixie cups. 1038 00:49:43,075 --> 00:49:45,117 Well, we kind of ran short of funds... 1039 00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:49,117 after the guns and the goggles. 1040 00:49:49,242 --> 00:49:51,117 All right. Now let's split up. 1041 00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:53,242 Uh-uh! Uh-uh! Uh-uh! 1042 00:49:53,325 --> 00:49:54,992 Now wait a minute! Hold up! 1043 00:49:55,075 --> 00:49:56,825 How come every time some scary shit happens... 1044 00:49:56,908 --> 00:49:58,575 that we need to stick together... 1045 00:49:58,658 --> 00:50:00,617 you white people always say, "Let's split up"? 1046 00:50:00,742 --> 00:50:02,117 She's right. We should stick together. 1047 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:03,950 Yes! That's what I'm saying! 1048 00:50:04,033 --> 00:50:04,950 She's right. 1049 00:50:05,075 --> 00:50:08,242 OK. You three, follow me. 1050 00:50:14,450 --> 00:50:16,367 Ain't that a bitch? 1051 00:50:20,033 --> 00:50:21,825 We're gonna die, y'all. 1052 00:50:30,825 --> 00:50:33,117 Ah. Did you hear that? 1053 00:50:33,242 --> 00:50:34,158 Hell, yeah. 1054 00:50:34,242 --> 00:50:37,492 Oh! Where's Shorty? 1055 00:50:37,575 --> 00:50:39,033 I don't know. 1056 00:50:39,117 --> 00:50:44,658 Shorty! 1057 00:50:45,700 --> 00:50:46,617 Oh. 1058 00:50:46,700 --> 00:50:48,617 Damn. 1059 00:50:48,700 --> 00:50:50,658 All right. You wait right here. 1060 00:50:50,742 --> 00:50:51,658 I'll be right back. 1061 00:50:51,742 --> 00:50:53,617 - OK. - All right. 1062 00:51:02,408 --> 00:51:04,450 - Wow. - What is this? 1063 00:51:04,533 --> 00:51:06,450 I don't know. 1064 00:51:07,825 --> 00:51:10,283 Looks like the furnace room. 1065 00:51:10,367 --> 00:51:11,867 - Let's go. - No, wait. 1066 00:51:11,950 --> 00:51:13,325 In that newspaper article... 1067 00:51:13,408 --> 00:51:15,617 it said that Hugh Kane was killed in the furnace. 1068 00:51:20,867 --> 00:51:25,200 Oh, wow. Look at this. 1069 00:51:25,283 --> 00:51:27,283 There's so many ashes, Buddy. 1070 00:51:30,450 --> 00:51:31,783 What are you doing? 1071 00:51:31,867 --> 00:51:32,950 Hold it. 1072 00:51:33,033 --> 00:51:35,867 Aah! 1073 00:51:37,700 --> 00:51:38,783 Aah! 1074 00:51:40,450 --> 00:51:42,492 Let's split up. I'll meet you on the other end. 1075 00:51:42,575 --> 00:51:44,700 - OK. - Wait. 1076 00:51:44,783 --> 00:51:46,783 Good luck. 1077 00:51:46,867 --> 00:51:48,742 I love you! 1078 00:51:56,825 --> 00:51:57,908 Aah! 1079 00:51:57,992 --> 00:51:59,325 - Oh, Shorty! - Cindy! 1080 00:51:59,408 --> 00:52:00,825 There's a monster chasing me. 1081 00:52:00,908 --> 00:52:03,117 What are we gonna do? 1082 00:52:03,242 --> 00:52:05,533 - I got it! - Yeah? 1083 00:52:05,617 --> 00:52:06,950 Oh! 1084 00:52:09,408 --> 00:52:11,783 Shorty! 1085 00:52:11,908 --> 00:52:13,408 Shorty! 1086 00:52:14,450 --> 00:52:15,908 Aah! 1087 00:52:19,367 --> 00:52:20,950 Damn. Why does the little bitch... 1088 00:52:21,033 --> 00:52:23,325 got to bring that shit over here? 1089 00:52:23,408 --> 00:52:26,075 OK. Well, maybe she won't see me. 1090 00:52:26,158 --> 00:52:28,783 Somebody help me! Brenda! 1091 00:52:31,325 --> 00:52:33,367 Shit, she saw me. 1092 00:52:33,492 --> 00:52:34,825 OK. OK. 1093 00:52:34,908 --> 00:52:36,367 Oh! Aah! 1094 00:52:36,450 --> 00:52:37,867 Ohh! 1095 00:52:37,950 --> 00:52:40,325 Thank you, Lord! 1096 00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:42,617 Aah! 1097 00:52:42,742 --> 00:52:44,242 OK. Now let that shit just- 1098 00:52:44,325 --> 00:52:46,700 just mutilate her white ass and leave. 1099 00:52:51,242 --> 00:52:54,117 Damn, bitch, please die! 1100 00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,825 Oh, my God, Brenda! We're gonna die! 1101 00:52:56,908 --> 00:52:57,908 It would have just been you... 1102 00:52:57,992 --> 00:53:00,450 if you had just shut the fuck up! 1103 00:53:00,533 --> 00:53:01,950 It's coming! 1104 00:53:02,033 --> 00:53:03,533 What is it? 1105 00:53:03,617 --> 00:53:06,867 Is it a monster? Is it a monster? 1106 00:53:10,117 --> 00:53:12,408 Cindy? 1107 00:53:12,533 --> 00:53:15,158 This is a skeleton. This is bones. 1108 00:53:15,242 --> 00:53:17,617 Would you run from Calista Flockhart? 1109 00:53:19,825 --> 00:53:21,367 Shut your ass up. 1110 00:53:22,992 --> 00:53:25,200 Ha, ha, ha! 1111 00:53:25,325 --> 00:53:28,158 Look. He crazy now. 1112 00:53:28,242 --> 00:53:30,283 I'm sorry, Mr. Skeleton. Here. 1113 00:53:30,408 --> 00:53:33,617 Ha! Gotcha! Psych! 1114 00:53:33,700 --> 00:53:34,867 Have a nice trip. 1115 00:53:34,950 --> 00:53:38,700 Ha, ha, ha! 1116 00:53:38,783 --> 00:53:40,283 Hey, girl, I got an idea. 1117 00:53:40,367 --> 00:53:41,533 Come on. 1118 00:53:42,908 --> 00:53:45,283 Ha ha. Very funny. 1119 00:53:45,367 --> 00:53:47,158 Whoo! 1120 00:53:47,242 --> 00:53:48,492 Ooh! 1121 00:53:48,617 --> 00:53:50,658 Ha, ha, ha! 1122 00:53:50,742 --> 00:53:52,325 Now get on out of here! 1123 00:53:52,408 --> 00:53:53,867 Somebody gonna catch an ass-whupping... 1124 00:53:53,950 --> 00:53:55,117 when I come back. 1125 00:53:55,242 --> 00:53:57,617 Oh, Brenda, you are so brave. 1126 00:53:57,742 --> 00:54:00,283 You know, you really are my best friend, Cindy. 1127 00:54:00,408 --> 00:54:01,325 You guys OK? 1128 00:54:01,408 --> 00:54:02,658 - Yeah. - Please. 1129 00:54:02,783 --> 00:54:05,867 It takes more than a little bag of bones to scare me. 1130 00:54:05,950 --> 00:54:06,867 Wedgie! 1131 00:54:06,992 --> 00:54:08,242 Ha, ha, ha! 1132 00:54:08,325 --> 00:54:09,575 The ghost has Buddy! 1133 00:54:09,658 --> 00:54:10,908 Ah! My ass! 1134 00:54:11,033 --> 00:54:12,658 Brenda, do something! 1135 00:54:12,742 --> 00:54:14,617 OK! 1136 00:54:14,700 --> 00:54:16,158 Aah! 1137 00:54:16,242 --> 00:54:17,992 I thought I was your best friend. 1138 00:54:18,075 --> 00:54:19,158 Was. 1139 00:54:19,242 --> 00:54:21,117 I'm gonna miss you, girl! 1140 00:54:22,700 --> 00:54:24,283 Get my gun! 1141 00:54:34,617 --> 00:54:35,700 Oh! 1142 00:54:37,283 --> 00:54:39,033 Are you OK? 1143 00:54:39,117 --> 00:54:40,117 Ow. 1144 00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:41,450 Oh, my God, you're bleeding. 1145 00:54:41,575 --> 00:54:43,533 Come on. I think there's a first-aid kit in the lab. 1146 00:54:43,617 --> 00:54:45,158 Come on. 1147 00:54:50,783 --> 00:54:53,242 Ooh! 1148 00:55:01,533 --> 00:55:05,450 Huey... baby... 1149 00:55:05,533 --> 00:55:07,408 where are you? 1150 00:55:11,283 --> 00:55:13,825 My love? Are you there? 1151 00:55:16,783 --> 00:55:19,242 Huey? Baby! 1152 00:55:19,325 --> 00:55:21,617 Baby, I got to talk to you. 1153 00:55:21,700 --> 00:55:24,950 - No. Go away! - Baby? Oh! 1154 00:55:25,033 --> 00:55:26,200 Get away from me! 1155 00:55:26,283 --> 00:55:28,908 Come on, baby. We can work this out. 1156 00:55:31,242 --> 00:55:33,283 I mean, if we just stick together... 1157 00:55:33,408 --> 00:55:35,158 no one can hurt us, my love. 1158 00:55:35,242 --> 00:55:37,450 It was just a booty call! 1159 00:55:38,867 --> 00:55:41,158 Ow! Ooh! Ow! Oh! 1160 00:55:41,283 --> 00:55:42,200 Aah! 1161 00:55:42,283 --> 00:55:44,908 Why won't you talk to me? 1162 00:55:44,992 --> 00:55:46,158 Because you gave me crabs. 1163 00:55:46,283 --> 00:55:48,367 Aah! 1164 00:55:52,408 --> 00:55:55,283 You are the weakest link. Good-bye! 1165 00:55:57,408 --> 00:55:58,658 Aah! 1166 00:56:01,033 --> 00:56:03,867 Ooh. Hey. 1167 00:56:03,950 --> 00:56:06,408 How you doing? Ha, ha, ha! 1168 00:56:11,908 --> 00:56:13,158 Aah! 1169 00:56:17,283 --> 00:56:19,242 No, no. No kissing. No kissing. 1170 00:56:21,950 --> 00:56:23,700 No. Leave this on. Leave this on. 1171 00:56:23,783 --> 00:56:24,950 You look beautiful just like that. 1172 00:56:25,075 --> 00:56:27,117 Yeah. Yeah. Oh! Oh! 1173 00:56:29,408 --> 00:56:32,992 Oh, shit! 1174 00:56:33,075 --> 00:56:33,992 Ohh! 1175 00:56:34,075 --> 00:56:35,658 No, no, no. 1176 00:56:35,742 --> 00:56:37,617 Don't fuck it up. Ohh. 1177 00:56:38,033 --> 00:56:40,033 I've been thinking about this whole friendship thing. 1178 00:56:40,075 --> 00:56:41,700 I've never had a friend... 1179 00:56:41,783 --> 00:56:42,950 who cared for me the way you do. 1180 00:56:43,075 --> 00:56:45,117 I mean, there's Ray... 1181 00:56:45,242 --> 00:56:46,658 but he cares for me in a different way... 1182 00:56:46,742 --> 00:56:48,617 you know, like bringing me flowers... 1183 00:56:48,742 --> 00:56:49,992 and running my bath water. 1184 00:56:50,075 --> 00:56:51,825 And there's nights when I wake up screaming... 1185 00:56:51,908 --> 00:56:54,367 and I look over, and Ray's in my bed holding me. 1186 00:56:56,033 --> 00:56:58,408 Anyway... 1187 00:56:58,575 --> 00:57:00,950 seeing as how tonight may be our last night together... 1188 00:57:01,033 --> 00:57:02,200 I was thinking- 1189 00:57:02,325 --> 00:57:04,783 That we should take our friendship a little bit further. 1190 00:57:04,867 --> 00:57:05,783 - Yes. - Oh, Buddy! 1191 00:57:05,908 --> 00:57:07,950 I was thinking the exact same thing. 1192 00:57:08,033 --> 00:57:11,367 This might be our last night alive... 1193 00:57:11,492 --> 00:57:13,450 and I want to take full advantage of it. 1194 00:57:13,533 --> 00:57:15,825 I was thinking the same thing! 1195 00:57:15,950 --> 00:57:18,742 I want to be able to act out our innermost fantasies. 1196 00:57:18,825 --> 00:57:20,700 Oh, great. 1197 00:57:20,783 --> 00:57:22,283 Like... 1198 00:57:22,367 --> 00:57:25,617 I've always wanted to walk on the moon. 1199 00:57:25,700 --> 00:57:27,367 Huh? 1200 00:57:34,075 --> 00:57:37,492 Buuuuudyyyy. 1201 00:57:37,575 --> 00:57:39,200 Ha, ha, ha! 1202 00:57:39,283 --> 00:57:41,325 What about you, Buddy? What do you want to do? 1203 00:57:42,408 --> 00:57:44,283 Well... 1204 00:57:45,783 --> 00:57:47,200 He's in here. 1205 00:57:47,283 --> 00:57:48,367 Oh! 1206 00:57:55,617 --> 00:57:57,992 Aah! Aah! Aah! 1207 00:58:05,533 --> 00:58:06,950 Oh, my God. He locked us in. 1208 00:58:07,033 --> 00:58:09,242 You should call for help. 1209 00:58:09,367 --> 00:58:12,158 Hello! Hello. Can you hear me? 1210 00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:14,783 Come in! Come in! 1211 00:58:14,867 --> 00:58:17,325 Copy! Do you copy me? 1212 00:58:17,450 --> 00:58:19,908 We have a situation here! 1213 00:58:19,992 --> 00:58:21,158 Breaker! 1214 00:58:22,242 --> 00:58:23,825 Oh, my God. 1215 00:58:23,908 --> 00:58:25,325 They can't hear me! 1216 00:58:25,408 --> 00:58:27,950 Must be these walls or something. 1217 00:58:32,908 --> 00:58:36,117 OK. All right. 1218 00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:38,742 You stay down here. I'll go check upstairs. 1219 00:58:38,867 --> 00:58:40,617 OK. 1220 00:58:46,533 --> 00:58:48,450 Ow! 1221 00:58:48,533 --> 00:58:49,617 Ah! 1222 00:58:49,700 --> 00:58:51,617 - Do you need help or- - No! 1223 00:58:51,700 --> 00:58:52,950 OK. 1224 00:58:53,033 --> 00:58:54,492 What do I look like to you? 1225 00:58:54,575 --> 00:58:56,325 Just trying to be nice. 1226 00:58:56,408 --> 00:58:57,325 Cover me! 1227 00:58:57,450 --> 00:58:58,617 What do you want me to do? 1228 00:58:58,742 --> 00:59:00,158 Cover me! 1229 00:59:00,242 --> 00:59:03,825 Not literally. I'm serpentining! 1230 00:59:03,908 --> 00:59:05,367 They taught me that- 1231 00:59:05,450 --> 00:59:08,242 Merchant marines. Two years. 1232 00:59:08,325 --> 00:59:11,117 Spent two years on my belly in Danang. 1233 00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:12,950 - Yeah. - Look! 1234 00:59:13,033 --> 00:59:15,242 Look. Look what the cripple's doing. 1235 00:59:15,367 --> 00:59:17,492 Oh, shit. 1236 00:59:17,575 --> 00:59:19,533 Ow-ow-ow! 1237 00:59:19,617 --> 00:59:21,742 Look, I know you're proud. Just let me help you up- 1238 00:59:21,867 --> 00:59:24,242 Step it back, candy pants! 1239 00:59:24,367 --> 00:59:25,783 Fine. 1240 00:59:28,533 --> 00:59:30,992 Oh, what are we gonna do? 1241 00:59:31,075 --> 00:59:32,158 I'm cold. 1242 00:59:32,242 --> 00:59:34,950 I can't feel my body, I'm so cold. 1243 00:59:35,033 --> 00:59:36,450 Buddy, can you feel this? 1244 00:59:36,533 --> 00:59:37,450 No. 1245 00:59:37,533 --> 00:59:39,242 Try a little higher. 1246 00:59:39,325 --> 00:59:41,117 What about that? 1247 00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:42,117 Mm-mmm. 1248 00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:45,867 Keep rubbing. Ohh. 1249 00:59:48,450 --> 00:59:50,117 Oh, Buddy, I don't think I'm re- 1250 00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:53,617 Cindy, please! It's a matter of life and death. 1251 00:59:53,700 --> 00:59:56,075 I'm asking you... 1252 00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:58,242 in the name of love. 1253 01:00:01,825 --> 01:00:03,783 OK, Buddy. 1254 01:00:03,867 --> 01:00:06,325 In the name of love. 1255 01:00:06,408 --> 01:00:08,617 Ohh. 1256 01:00:10,617 --> 01:00:13,742 Mmm. Ohh. 1257 01:00:13,825 --> 01:00:15,575 Oh, Cindy... 1258 01:00:15,658 --> 01:00:18,408 I don't know how much longer I can hold on. 1259 01:00:18,492 --> 01:00:20,325 Don't you say your good-byes. 1260 01:00:20,408 --> 01:00:21,783 You're gonna get out of here... 1261 01:00:21,867 --> 01:00:23,658 and you're gonna go on... 1262 01:00:23,742 --> 01:00:26,117 and you're gonna have lots of little babies. 1263 01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:28,033 And you're gonna die an old man... 1264 01:00:28,117 --> 01:00:29,033 Old man. 1265 01:00:29,117 --> 01:00:30,867 Warm in his bed. 1266 01:00:30,950 --> 01:00:32,367 - Not here! - No. 1267 01:00:32,450 --> 01:00:34,533 - Not like this! - Amen. 1268 01:00:34,617 --> 01:00:36,742 - Do you understand me? - Oh, yeah. 1269 01:00:36,825 --> 01:00:38,867 Coming to this house was the best thing... 1270 01:00:38,992 --> 01:00:40,450 that ever happened to me. 1271 01:00:40,533 --> 01:00:41,450 Oh, me, too. 1272 01:00:41,575 --> 01:00:44,825 And for that... I am so thankful. 1273 01:00:44,908 --> 01:00:45,825 Oh, don't let go. 1274 01:00:45,908 --> 01:00:47,658 Never! I'll never let go! 1275 01:00:47,742 --> 01:00:49,617 - I feel weak. - Buddy! 1276 01:00:49,700 --> 01:00:50,950 - I'm com- - Come back! 1277 01:00:51,033 --> 01:00:52,033 Aah! 1278 01:00:54,283 --> 01:00:56,033 All right, Dwight Hartman... 1279 01:00:56,117 --> 01:00:59,242 it's your time to shine. 1280 01:00:59,325 --> 01:01:01,283 All right. Come on. 1281 01:01:07,617 --> 01:01:09,908 Come on, Kane. 1282 01:01:10,033 --> 01:01:11,825 Show yourself! 1283 01:01:11,908 --> 01:01:13,408 Look. I don't even need my thermal goggles. 1284 01:01:18,033 --> 01:01:19,117 Aah! 1285 01:01:20,950 --> 01:01:21,867 Ha, ha, ha! 1286 01:01:23,492 --> 01:01:24,575 Oh! 1287 01:01:24,658 --> 01:01:26,367 Aah! 1288 01:01:28,075 --> 01:01:29,825 Ah. Ah. 1289 01:01:34,992 --> 01:01:36,825 Ow! 1290 01:01:40,617 --> 01:01:43,742 That's right, mother- 1291 01:01:43,825 --> 01:01:44,992 Ha, ha, ha! 1292 01:01:45,075 --> 01:01:45,992 Whoa! 1293 01:01:46,075 --> 01:01:47,700 Ow-ow-ow! 1294 01:01:47,783 --> 01:01:48,783 Ha, ha, ha! 1295 01:01:48,867 --> 01:01:50,992 Aah! 1296 01:01:51,075 --> 01:01:52,450 Hey, Kane, you hungry? 1297 01:01:52,533 --> 01:01:54,575 How about a little snack of this? 1298 01:01:54,658 --> 01:01:56,033 Ha ha! 1299 01:01:56,117 --> 01:01:58,033 Aah! 1300 01:01:58,117 --> 01:02:01,242 Ow. Ow. No. Ow. 1301 01:02:01,325 --> 01:02:03,033 Ow-ow-ow. 1302 01:02:09,033 --> 01:02:10,367 Gotcha! 1303 01:02:16,408 --> 01:02:20,450 Aaargh! 1304 01:02:22,825 --> 01:02:24,075 I know what you're thinking. 1305 01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:28,033 Did I fire 3 shots or 117? 1306 01:02:28,158 --> 01:02:31,575 Well, do you feel lucky... 1307 01:02:31,700 --> 01:02:33,117 punk? 1308 01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:36,283 Do you... feel lucky? 1309 01:02:36,367 --> 01:02:37,783 Do you feel lucky, punk? 1310 01:02:37,867 --> 01:02:39,033 Shoot me, motherfucker! 1311 01:02:45,575 --> 01:02:47,700 OK. Fine. 1312 01:02:47,825 --> 01:02:50,033 Make your best move, ass bite. 1313 01:03:06,242 --> 01:03:08,950 - Raaa! - Aaah! 1314 01:03:11,825 --> 01:03:14,575 Oh. Whayaaa! 1315 01:03:14,658 --> 01:03:16,075 Whoa! 1316 01:03:16,158 --> 01:03:17,325 Whoo! 1317 01:03:19,325 --> 01:03:20,492 Aah! 1318 01:03:31,033 --> 01:03:32,283 Uh. 1319 01:03:32,408 --> 01:03:34,033 Help! 1320 01:03:35,367 --> 01:03:36,283 Help! 1321 01:03:36,367 --> 01:03:38,992 Here. Take my hand. 1322 01:03:39,075 --> 01:03:40,450 Ahh! 1323 01:03:40,533 --> 01:03:41,992 Come on. 1324 01:03:42,075 --> 01:03:44,200 You're gonna fall unless you take my hand... 1325 01:03:44,325 --> 01:03:45,575 No. Give me your other hand. 1326 01:03:45,658 --> 01:03:48,492 No. My other hand isn't strong enough. 1327 01:03:48,575 --> 01:03:49,742 You take my little hand. 1328 01:03:49,825 --> 01:03:51,575 No! Get it away from me! 1329 01:03:51,658 --> 01:03:54,200 Take it! Take my hand! 1330 01:03:54,325 --> 01:03:57,908 Aah! 1331 01:03:59,242 --> 01:04:01,117 Eww. 1332 01:04:05,075 --> 01:04:05,992 No. 1333 01:04:06,075 --> 01:04:06,992 No. Why me? 1334 01:04:07,075 --> 01:04:08,450 No. Come on. No. 1335 01:04:08,533 --> 01:04:10,992 I've served you well. Don't you do this to me. 1336 01:04:11,075 --> 01:04:12,950 No, please. Please, no. 1337 01:04:13,075 --> 01:04:15,992 Ple-ple-ple-Aah! 1338 01:04:16,492 --> 01:04:18,033 OK, Buddy. 1339 01:04:18,117 --> 01:04:20,825 It's time for us to get out of here. 1340 01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:55,158 Roger. Roger. Come in, Roger. 1341 01:04:55,242 --> 01:04:56,325 Ray, this is Cindy. 1342 01:04:56,450 --> 01:04:57,450 I don't want to talk to Cindy. 1343 01:04:57,533 --> 01:04:58,617 I want to talk to Roger. 1344 01:04:58,700 --> 01:05:00,617 Roger, where you at, man? Quit fucking around. 1345 01:05:00,742 --> 01:05:02,408 Ray, listen. The ghost is close. 1346 01:05:02,492 --> 01:05:04,117 He almost got us. Buddy's hurt. 1347 01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:06,492 - What's your location? - I'm right behind you. 1348 01:05:06,617 --> 01:05:08,825 Ray, thank God. OK. Where's Shorty? 1349 01:05:08,908 --> 01:05:10,783 I don't-I don't know. 1350 01:05:10,908 --> 01:05:12,325 He was here just a minute ago. 1351 01:05:12,408 --> 01:05:14,367 Listen, you go help Buddy in the lab. 1352 01:05:14,492 --> 01:05:17,117 - I'll go check upstairs. - All right. 1353 01:05:18,242 --> 01:05:21,492 Mmm. That smells good. 1354 01:05:21,575 --> 01:05:22,575 Hello, Cindy. 1355 01:05:22,700 --> 01:05:25,908 Say heloo to Cindy, Shorty. 1356 01:05:25,992 --> 01:05:29,742 Heloo... Cindy. 1357 01:05:29,867 --> 01:05:30,783 Shorty, are you OK? 1358 01:05:30,867 --> 01:05:32,492 Talk to me! 1359 01:05:32,575 --> 01:05:35,825 Morphine? Chloroform? 1360 01:05:35,908 --> 01:05:37,492 Horse tranquilizers? You drugged him! 1361 01:05:37,575 --> 01:05:40,117 I did not. That's all his stuff. 1362 01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:41,117 Yaah! 1363 01:05:41,242 --> 01:05:42,783 All right, Shorty. 1364 01:05:42,867 --> 01:05:44,450 Who's ready for the main course? 1365 01:05:44,533 --> 01:05:46,075 Me! Me. 1366 01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:47,950 Oh, Hanson, please. 1367 01:05:48,033 --> 01:05:50,325 No. Oh. 1368 01:05:52,033 --> 01:05:53,033 What the fuck? 1369 01:05:53,117 --> 01:05:54,658 Beetlejuice in the house. 1370 01:05:54,742 --> 01:05:57,992 This is your brains on drugs. Hee! 1371 01:05:58,075 --> 01:05:59,908 Oof. 1372 01:05:59,992 --> 01:06:01,325 Oh, shit, son. 1373 01:06:01,408 --> 01:06:04,450 Aah! 1374 01:06:04,575 --> 01:06:06,617 Oh. 1375 01:06:09,825 --> 01:06:11,075 Shorty! 1376 01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:12,617 Got me. 1377 01:06:12,700 --> 01:06:14,617 Cindy, what's going on? 1378 01:06:14,700 --> 01:06:16,617 It's Hanson. He's possessed. 1379 01:06:16,700 --> 01:06:17,700 Let's get him. 1380 01:06:53,992 --> 01:06:56,283 Whoo! 1381 01:06:56,408 --> 01:06:57,908 Ahh. 1382 01:06:57,992 --> 01:06:59,075 Angel style! 1383 01:07:01,492 --> 01:07:04,242 Hi-yah! 1384 01:07:04,325 --> 01:07:05,492 Aah! 1385 01:07:08,158 --> 01:07:09,325 Aah! 1386 01:07:13,408 --> 01:07:14,575 Uh! 1387 01:07:23,825 --> 01:07:26,908 Whoo! OK. 1388 01:07:26,992 --> 01:07:29,200 Boo! 1389 01:07:29,325 --> 01:07:30,242 Come on. 1390 01:07:30,367 --> 01:07:31,617 Aah! 1391 01:07:31,742 --> 01:07:32,658 - Oh! - Aah! 1392 01:07:32,742 --> 01:07:34,075 Smack my bitch up 1393 01:07:34,158 --> 01:07:35,575 Aah! 1394 01:07:47,033 --> 01:07:48,867 OK. 1395 01:07:51,158 --> 01:07:52,075 Aaaaaaah... 1396 01:07:52,158 --> 01:07:54,200 Oh, nooo! 1397 01:07:54,283 --> 01:07:55,950 Oh! 1398 01:07:56,033 --> 01:07:58,158 Ohh. 1399 01:07:58,242 --> 01:08:00,533 Hee, hee, hee! Ooh! 1400 01:08:00,658 --> 01:08:02,117 Aah! 1401 01:08:08,533 --> 01:08:09,450 Hi-yi! 1402 01:08:10,783 --> 01:08:12,658 Aah! 1403 01:08:15,700 --> 01:08:18,075 Aah! 1404 01:08:18,158 --> 01:08:19,075 Whoo! 1405 01:08:21,992 --> 01:08:24,367 Whoo! Oh! Ooh! 1406 01:08:37,075 --> 01:08:38,075 Ooh! 1407 01:09:00,950 --> 01:09:01,950 Ow. 1408 01:09:02,075 --> 01:09:02,992 Shit. 1409 01:09:06,825 --> 01:09:10,492 Ahh! 1410 01:09:10,575 --> 01:09:12,533 You OK, Dwight? 1411 01:09:12,617 --> 01:09:15,617 I- I can't feel my legs. 1412 01:09:17,283 --> 01:09:20,700 Aah! I can't feel my legs! 1413 01:09:20,783 --> 01:09:22,033 You never could. 1414 01:09:22,158 --> 01:09:23,533 You stay out of this, all right? 1415 01:09:23,617 --> 01:09:24,992 Now listen. 1416 01:09:25,075 --> 01:09:26,825 You get the others and meet us upstairs. 1417 01:09:26,908 --> 01:09:27,825 - All right? - OK. 1418 01:09:27,908 --> 01:09:28,992 You stay here. 1419 01:09:29,117 --> 01:09:31,825 Ray-Ray, I need your help. Give me your belt. 1420 01:09:31,908 --> 01:09:32,825 - Hi-yah! - Hah! 1421 01:09:32,950 --> 01:09:34,200 Heee! 1422 01:09:34,325 --> 01:09:36,200 Hmmm. The crane. 1423 01:09:38,742 --> 01:09:39,825 Ha! 1424 01:09:41,033 --> 01:09:43,325 The crouching tiger. 1425 01:09:48,408 --> 01:09:50,117 The drunken monkey. 1426 01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:52,408 Ooh, ooh, ooh ah, ah, ah! 1427 01:09:54,033 --> 01:09:55,117 The mad cow. 1428 01:09:57,908 --> 01:10:01,283 Motherfucker! Moo! 1429 01:10:01,367 --> 01:10:02,783 Aah! 1430 01:10:02,867 --> 01:10:04,408 The camel toe. 1431 01:10:06,408 --> 01:10:07,783 Yow-hi! 1432 01:10:27,075 --> 01:10:28,950 Get the hell out of there, guys! 1433 01:10:29,033 --> 01:10:30,033 Come on! 1434 01:10:36,033 --> 01:10:38,158 Ray, give me a 180. 1435 01:10:38,283 --> 01:10:40,200 OK. Listen. Someone has to go... 1436 01:10:40,283 --> 01:10:42,825 and lure him onto that platform. 1437 01:10:46,825 --> 01:10:49,117 All right. I'll go. 1438 01:10:49,242 --> 01:10:50,158 Cindy, let me- 1439 01:10:50,242 --> 01:10:51,825 No, Buddy! 1440 01:10:51,908 --> 01:10:53,242 I'm the one he wants. 1441 01:10:53,325 --> 01:10:54,992 Actually, I was saying... 1442 01:10:55,075 --> 01:10:57,033 let me have your computer if you die. 1443 01:10:57,117 --> 01:10:59,158 Oh. 1444 01:10:59,242 --> 01:11:00,408 OK. But as soon as he gets there... 1445 01:11:00,492 --> 01:11:01,742 you have to get off. 1446 01:11:01,867 --> 01:11:03,450 OK. 1447 01:11:03,533 --> 01:11:04,700 All right. 180 me. 1448 01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:08,742 Hugh Kane, it's me you want! 1449 01:11:08,825 --> 01:11:10,242 Come get me! 1450 01:11:10,325 --> 01:11:12,783 I'm not afraid anymore! 1451 01:11:12,867 --> 01:11:14,492 Show yourself! 1452 01:11:17,408 --> 01:11:19,033 Aah! Oh! 1453 01:11:22,867 --> 01:11:24,450 Aah! 1454 01:11:26,367 --> 01:11:27,825 Ooh. 1455 01:11:35,825 --> 01:11:37,158 Dwight, he's here. Do something. 1456 01:11:37,242 --> 01:11:38,700 I can't. She's still on the platform. 1457 01:11:38,783 --> 01:11:40,283 If I throw the switch, she'll die. 1458 01:11:40,367 --> 01:11:41,700 Cindy, get out of there! You'll get killed! 1459 01:11:41,783 --> 01:11:43,242 Aah! 1460 01:11:43,325 --> 01:11:44,575 Ha, ha, ha! 1461 01:11:44,658 --> 01:11:45,658 Move out of the way! 1462 01:11:45,783 --> 01:11:47,242 I'll get her! 1463 01:11:49,950 --> 01:11:51,117 Why is he running so slow? 1464 01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:53,283 Ray! Run faster! 1465 01:11:53,367 --> 01:11:54,283 OK! 1466 01:11:54,408 --> 01:11:56,950 Throw the switch! 1467 01:11:57,033 --> 01:11:59,033 Now you will be mine... forever! 1468 01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:13,658 Ray, you saved me. 1469 01:12:13,742 --> 01:12:14,908 Are you OK? 1470 01:12:15,033 --> 01:12:15,950 I'm fine. 1471 01:12:16,075 --> 01:12:17,617 I broke my fall. 1472 01:12:17,700 --> 01:12:20,075 Ohh. Ah. 1473 01:12:33,533 --> 01:12:35,242 Oh. 1474 01:12:36,783 --> 01:12:37,700 - Yes! - Yes! 1475 01:12:39,783 --> 01:12:42,450 Hey, y'all. What's going on? 1476 01:12:42,533 --> 01:12:44,992 Shorty, you made it. You're alive! 1477 01:12:49,825 --> 01:12:52,367 Yeah. It was traumatic. 1478 01:12:52,492 --> 01:12:54,117 It really was... 1479 01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:56,408 and it's taking me a while to get over it, 1480 01:12:56,492 --> 01:12:57,908 but, you know... 1481 01:12:57,992 --> 01:13:01,367 now that we're out of the house and back in school... 1482 01:13:01,450 --> 01:13:03,533 I just know that everything's gonna be OK. 1483 01:13:03,617 --> 01:13:07,033 Oh, God, will you shut the fuck up? 1484 01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:09,575 Why couldn't you have just left me there to die? 1485 01:13:09,658 --> 01:13:11,700 Give me a fucking rope. I'll hang myself. 1486 01:13:11,783 --> 01:13:13,992 Here I go. I'm hanging myself. 1487 01:13:16,950 --> 01:13:18,283 Hello? 1488 01:13:18,367 --> 01:13:20,283 Oh, hi, Dad. 1489 01:13:20,367 --> 01:13:22,908 Are you having fun on your vacation? 1490 01:13:22,992 --> 01:13:25,200 Oh, no. Birds are very clean animals. 1491 01:13:25,283 --> 01:13:26,367 He's no trouble at all. 1492 01:13:26,492 --> 01:13:27,492 Goddamn it! 1493 01:13:27,575 --> 01:13:29,700 What the fuck did you put in this birdseed? 1494 01:13:35,158 --> 01:13:37,033 Oh, Dad, Buddy's here. I got to go. 1495 01:13:37,158 --> 01:13:38,158 OK. I love you. Bye. 1496 01:13:38,242 --> 01:13:40,450 God, that was a big one. 1497 01:13:40,575 --> 01:13:43,033 - Hey, Buddy! - Surprise. 1498 01:13:43,158 --> 01:13:44,408 Open chest! 1499 01:13:44,492 --> 01:13:48,408 Oh! You got to be quicker than that, pencil dick. 1500 01:13:48,492 --> 01:13:50,075 Come on. 1501 01:13:51,658 --> 01:13:53,408 Hey, look out. A bee. 1502 01:13:53,492 --> 01:13:54,867 Buddy, I've never had anyone... 1503 01:13:54,950 --> 01:13:57,242 be so protective of me before. 1504 01:13:57,325 --> 01:13:58,742 That's what your man's supposed to do. 1505 01:13:58,825 --> 01:14:00,783 Two hot dogs. 1506 01:14:05,908 --> 01:14:06,992 Buddy, get him! 1507 01:14:07,117 --> 01:14:09,492 Buddy? Buddy? 1508 01:14:09,617 --> 01:14:11,075 I've come back for you. 1509 01:14:11,158 --> 01:14:12,742 No! This can't be happening! 1510 01:14:12,825 --> 01:14:15,367 Mm-hmm. It is happening. 1511 01:14:15,492 --> 01:14:18,367 Now we're gonna be together forever. 1512 01:14:18,450 --> 01:14:20,367 Nooooo! 1513 01:14:20,825 --> 01:14:26,408 Yes! 1514 01:14:29,283 --> 01:14:30,533 Did you hear something? 1515 01:14:30,617 --> 01:14:34,033 No. I didn't hear nothing. 1516 01:14:34,117 --> 01:14:35,575 Ohh.